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veny-many · 9 months

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Sinker: This summer is really hot

Wolffe: Isn't it always does?

Sinker: No. this time, now Boost goes to shower every day because he's roasted.

Wolffe: Dank, that bad?

#star wars #the clone wars #commander wolffe #clone trooper sinker #what have i done #too hot #TOO HOT HELP #my crack

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!!#in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off)#and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright'#then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings.#he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that'#yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That-#barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks)#only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf!#bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

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thestrongestjewel · 29 days

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too hot

please help its too hort please i need some cold ice help

#eepytale #ut au #chara #frisk #undertale fanart #god its too hot help me please i beg please i need some ice

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gayjedicoded · 1 month

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hey babe new personality chart just dropped

#the bad batch season 3 #the bad batch #tbb #crosshair is only slightly more central than hunter because of the last ep he Started The Journey #and LETS BE CLEAR the high end of ‘learned to cope’ is relative. none of them are being healthy #idk how techs coping it depends on several factors #its another example of him having the information they all need but not being able to do anything with it #omega may be helping crosshair cope but shes not doing too hot herself. scary #and echo is his own post 😞

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ashmcgivern · 10 months

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A Draconified King

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hungharrington · 7 months

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hmmm do you guys ever think about… how much steve would love it if you ever scratched up his back during sex <3 he. loves. it. so. bad.

honestly he treats it like he does hickies, he lurvssss getting to show off— gets all hot under the collar at the mere thought that if anyone else can see them they’ll know he’s taken, that he’s got a lover and he treat them right. it’s this perfect sweet spot between stroking his pride and catering to his possessiveness :)

the first time you notice you’ve done it (because let’s be real, you don’t notice in the moment, you’re far more focused on the perfect grind of his hips into you, fast and filthy, so good it has you clawing at his back) but the day after, when he tugs his shirt off, you spot the scratches and you’re instantly spouting apologies.

your hands flit over his back, worried that you’ve hurt him and he’s like, “no no no! it’s— i’m fine and- uh, how do i say this? please, um, always do that.” he can’t even pretend to hide how much he loves it and that makes you feel better, makes you glow hot inside.

eddie notices one time when you’re all over at the harrington house, using the pool to cool off. right as steve tugs his shirt off over his head, eddie catches sight of the red scratches where your nails have raked down the tan expanse of his back and whistles loudly, “damn, harrington, you share a bed with a wild animal lately?” like he doesn’t know damn well where those marks came from.

his quick glance at you confirms it and you can’t help but feel a little bashful but steve’s already scoffing, a little smug and a lil pink in the cheeks from how proud he is and he jerks a thumb over his shoulder and is like, “actually, it means i got a good grade in sex :)”

#this started in the hot side of things and ended up in the dorky sides i’m sorry #i can’t help it #i also couldn’t think of a way to bring it back to sexy #ITS ALL SEXY #I WANNA MARK UP HIS BACK #IVE BEEN THINKING OF THIS FOR TOO LONG #also hiiiiii im still alive :)#jay writes #steve harrington x reader #steve x reader #steve harrington #steve harrington smut #steve harrington x reader smut

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gunsatthaphan · 25 days

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the incident // the aftermath

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bxnnie-bxwl · 7 months

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yeah

#me too bonnie #HE HOT OKAY #CANT HELP IT #anyway #art #fnaf #fnaf security breach #evil!freddy #glamrock fronnie

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maraudersandtears · 1 month

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Lily's too hot for one ship, fight me

I just can't

There's Jily, Jegulily, Pandalily, Marlily, etc. etc.

And I sit here and wonder 'why can't I ship her with all of them and myself' and suddenly I'm a multishipper who's also in love with Lily Evans

#jegulily #jegulus #pandalily #marylily #lily evans #tell me she's not hot?#marauders era #marauders #the marauders #dead gay wizards #Is this too much #I can't help it if she's a beautiful ginger queen!#i love her anyway

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fixcionsfixations · 9 months

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Okay why they make him hot tho?

#they made Havik hot too help #mortal kombat #mk1 #reptile #mk reptile #mortal kombat 1 #mk memes #syzoth

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saessenach · 1 month

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We're settled where we should be.

Bertha & George Russell in Never The New, episode 1 of The Gilded Age

#my art #the gilded age #tga #bertha russell #george russell #bertha x george #artists on tumblr #fanart #digital art #procreate #screenshot redraw #i love them so much they make me insane #i've watched their introduction scene a normal amount of times #someone help me find an otp tag for them #anyway the robber baron and his ruthless wife are conquering new york (and my heart) and they're batshit insane #here's to more doodles with them bc these actors are too hot #the gilded age fanart #otp: useless each without the other

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pink-andwhite · 1 year

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i'll take care of you

pedro pascal × gf!reader

warnings: lots of fluff, shower sex but like pretty much just cockwarming, little tiny daddy kink, minors dni

he knows you're exhausted. he can see it on your face, the way you carry yourself. you'd been at work all day, constantly running around, busying yourself with your work and others. the moment you stepped in the door it was obvious how drained you were.

"hi honey," pedro mumbles, grunting softly as he lifts you, helping you to wrap your legs around his waist, your ankles hooking behind the small of his back. he always knows, even without you saying a thing.

"ive got you sweet girl, 'm gonna take good care of you, okay?" and you nod, leaning into his body and nuzzling your face into his neck. the slight scruff of his beard tickled your cheek and you sigh, eyes closing as you relax. he's so warm, so soft and secure. he's all you need.

pedro carries you upstairs, passing through your shared room and towards the bathroom. gently, he sets you on the countertop. "alright sugar, gonna undress you now okay? gonna take a nice, warm shower."

"mm," you nod your head, leaning into his calloused touch. he gives you a gentle smile as you yawn, lifting your arms up while he pulls off your shirt. "m' sleepy," you mutter, lifting your hips as he removes your pants. "i know baby." he replies, eyes crinkling in a smile as he kisses your forehead, your sleepy state making his heart swell.

he tugs off his own clothing and turns to the shower, turning on the water and twisting the handle to the desired spot. while he waits for it to warm, he returns to you, wrapping your limbs around his body once again. he sighs, nuzzling into you with a smile. his large, calloused hands rub your thighs in lazy motions. his hands move to the swell of your bottom and yet again, you're picked up and carried into the shower.

his warm skin against yours has you humming into his neck and as soon as your body hits the water, you preen, humming into his neck. "thanks pe," you mutter, tightening your grip on his hips, arms shifting around his neck. his hands kneed at the swell of your ass and he presses a soft kiss to your temple. "of course baby." he mumbles.

despite the overwhelming feeling of exhaustion, you can't help but be aware of the way his skin rubs against yours, his half hard cock prodding gently at your backside. you giggle into the juncture of his neck, hands playing with the hair at the nape of his neck. "what're you giggling about?" he questions, adjusting his hold on you. "you're poking me," you admit, stifling a laugh. he blushes, holding you a bit tighter. "sorry hon," he says, his left hand rubbing the soft skin of your lower back.

and suddenly, it starts to feel a lot warmer. the hot water and his bare body on yours all contending factors to the rosy blush creeping up your neck. "it's okay, baby." you mumble, softly adjusting so that his hardening cock rests against your core. pedro chuckles, choking back a pleased groan. "what do you think you're doing? huh sugar?" he asks, voice low bjt sweet. "please daddy..." you whine, shoving your face further into his neck. he lets out a laugh, kissing your shoulder. "knew it,"

he nips at your skin, adjusting your positions so that your back is gently pressed against the shower wall. once situated, you lean back a bit, removing your face from his neck. one hand plays with his hair while the other reaches down, softly grabbing his half hard cock and pumping the thick shaft a couple of times. pedro groans, tipping his head back.

"god i missed this," he admits with a smile. you return the smile and bring his thick tip to your entrance, rubbing it along your folds. "mhm, missed it too," you murmur, biting your lip as you line his cock with your entrance and push yourself down a bit, letting him do the rest of the work.

pedro thrusts upwards softly, groaning as he pushes his length into your slick heat. you sigh contently, feeling full, warm, safe. all you needed was him.

#pedro pascal #WHY IS HE SO HOT HELP #I WANT HIM #ZADDY #HES SO PRETTY TOO WTF #beefy daddy pedro #pedro pascal dialogue #pedrohub #pedro pascal smut

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pricknim · 2 months

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My take on a human Rarity in a college au type of setting

-> is studying medicine because her parents want her to become a doctor

-> is interested in the biology part of her major at least (to her own surprise she's really into geology)

-> chose her current uni just to get away from home ; she's only keeping in contact regularly with her sister; only calls parents once a week

-> is really into fashion, would like to pursue it, despite her parent's wishes (she just needs a push)

-> bi

-> died her hair after moving out; got her piercings in high school, but hid them from her parents

-> is rooming with Rainbow Dash in the dorms ; asks her a lot to model for her ; they get along surprisingly well (after a few months)

-> met Fluttershy first, she patched up her bag that got ripped prior somehow

-> got introduced to Applejack through Fluttershy, she often patches up clothes and makes stuff to her and her family, so AJ is more than happy to supply her with materials when needed

-> met Twilight and Sci-Twi in their shared classes (could tell them apart right away) ; they introduced her to Sunset Shimmers

-> met Pinkie through Rainbow; through Pinkie she became good friends with Maud and Starlight

#rarity #human! rarity #mlp #my little pony #my litte pony friendship is magic #mlpfim #mlp fim #mlp rarity #mlp fanart #fanart #art #my art #idk what i did with the 3rd one but it made me fall head over heels so thats gonna be her face xd #i wanted her hair to be purple at first then fucked around with the colors and ended up with this #someone help me pair her and the other two himbos up somehow cause they are all too hot to NOT date each other #mlp au #mlp gen 4 #mlp g4 #mlp g4 fanart

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elviraasstuff · 3 months

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𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫

(𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦)

Sloppy makeout sessions in Vanessa's cop car were good. Her hands always wandered, often settling on your ass or back. She usually left a trail of hickeys over your neck, letting everyone at work know you were taken.

She has you on her lap, grinding on her thigh. You were moaning and whimpering uncontrollably, directly into her mouth. And she was savouring it, drinking them down like they were the last drop of water on earth.

You moved a little faster, your whimpers becoming high pitched and your breath quick.

"No no, you aren't cumming on my thigh. Backseat sweetheart."

#fnaf #vanessa shelly x reader #vanessa drabble #im not mentally stable #this woman is too hot help

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savvage-arts · 4 months

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The only thing I want wrapped under my Christmas tree this year is Glenn Close

For @hot-glenn-holidays-2023

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #hot glenn holidays 2023 #glenn close #savs art #i about lost my mind while drawing this lord help me #hhhhghghhfhf b shgsjfgsjrhwkhdsjj #so normal about this old man #spicy #dndads odyssey #i diddnt have time to do all the promps so i hope this makes up for it😭😭#i do have a completely unwrapped version but i was too nervous to include it.... fhdgjfhdhfdnhdhskhs

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koszmarnybudyn · 5 months

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Here is the slut.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #my art #glenn close #i have to wake up at 5 and write a math test tomorrow so you guys better be greatful i did this #cause i spend way too long trying to draw glenn hot like wayyy too long #i did not do school work cause of this #i dont even care about that damn pole i dont #but here is dilf glenn are you happy now?#are you satisfied?#i nearly cried cause of this damn drawing #also cause i lost my fave necklace down a fucking sink drain and am gonna have to beg some people tomorrow to help me get it out #at lesst im getting my hair dyed #i also have like two tests wendesday and like a bilion projects for thursday and Friday and all i did was draw hot glenn #im gonna go drink my hour old coffee and cry now #honestly vote carlos hes not a dick that sucks to draw #hot glenn autumn

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