Dungeon Meshi Quick Reacts: CH38
Rip to these promising mages. I assume they will not survive this massacre.
IS that where her lungs and kidneys are? Because like. She's huge. Her entire body is behind her. Do you really think she'd keep her vital organs in the little human bulb on the front?
I mean, he has a point. What are you going to do? Fight off more hoardes of dragons?
oh noooo, Kabru.... too bad. That's so unfortunate.... anyway.
It's curious that Laios only got knocked away. He was just as likely to have had his head squished like a grape.
Guys, this is absolutely not the time to be concerned for her privacy.
Yes, queen. Free the tiddy. Murder everyone in this dungeon. I support women's rights and women's wrongs.
.......that's. One way to do that. I guess.
.......what's that rock about.
Oh, I see. That's convenient.
This guy dungeons! Maybe he even dragons.
So we got north (tallmen? dwarves?) and then the easterners.... and now the elves of the west?
He's going to give her to the Americans?! ಠ_ಠ
To be fair, at least they HAD a plan. And they executed it. It's more than you did. I don't mean to point fingers but... at least they... ya know... did something.
Kabru's like 'no, no, hang on, I need to hear what batshit fucked up thing this dude is going to say next, this is important'
Laios is so stressed he broke character.
Then again, maybe it's healthy to let them slug it out a bit. Get it out of their system.
It's true. They wore fitbits and everything.
...hey, hold on a second.
Now hold on a minute.
Damn, this is. Kind of even worse because. I guess I could have guessed that Toshi was just pretending to be polite, like you do. Cultural differences.
But the painful thing is, Laios doesn't seem surprised. He just seems resigned. He's been told before that he's difficult to get along with. To the extent that he doesn't even consider Marcille and Chillchuck his friends? Even though they arguably both care about him? But because Toshiro didn't bother to be deadpan about him being a bit odd at times, Laios thought it meant that was fine.
And that kinda hurts. Like damn. Laios just wanted to make a true connection. And I can't really blame Toshiro either, he was just trying to keep the peace but. Damn.
Free her! Let her do her illegal magics! She deserves it! (︶^︶)
Thoughts:
Senshi just being annoyed about that one last harpy looking for scraps.... like "shoo, this ain't the time"
That gnome seems genuinely nice. I'm sorry Falin squished his pet undyne.
Kabru hugging his..... mage? Girlfriend???? Seems very...one sided. Kinda feel bad for her.
Laios and Toshiro still going at it, I see. Get it allout, boys.
Uhhhhhhhhhh ninja girls.
Aww, doggo.
Last question: Where did the cat go?
Senshi: I can fix that.
Are you all worried because he's finally making sense?!?!
Laios and he punched their singular braincells into several new ones, it seems.
F./....Falin... please give the caterpillar some privacy........
My man, maybe lead with that............
I can't believe Marcille was potentially more forward about her feelings.......
"his pupils are dilated" yes, thank you sherlock. You've finally realized what everyone else who meets Laios feels almost immediately. he's a monster freak club card carrying member. Welcome.
p.....pubby......
As long as he was also inside the dungeon with them.... yes.
The issue with Kabru isn't that he isn't trying his best. It's that Laios isn't trying at all.
On a scale of one to Kabru, how badly do you react to being offered a food you don't want to eat?
......oh no. He's so pathetic it's funny. He's growing on me.
Absolute morons, the pair of them. Immovable object meets unstoppable force. The funniest combination ever. Ghost type and normal type pokemon, forever throwing moves at each other that will never hit. Laios thinking he's made a friend. Kabru just barely stopping himself from killing Laios. Best comedy pair. Tom and Jerry in a can.
Anyway. What a great manga.
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Horrifying sights Hannah Foster might have seen during her glimpse of other timelines in ‘What If Tomorrow Comes’:
What Do You Want Paul
Show Stoppin’ Number
Professor Hidgens chasing Lucy’s British fiancé whilst singing London Bridge Is Falling Down
The Hatchetfield Ape Man song
Tom Houston getting… really friendly in his car with Jane during Jane’s A Car
Hey Melissa
Boy Jerry and Girl Jerri singing Virginity Rocks with full choreography
The events of Daddy
Grace Chastity having sex with a fuckin’ ghost
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Do you know the source of the idea that Angels are the souls of dead humans? I thought that was pretty baffling when I first encountered it but it feels like I run into people who inoly that more often these days. Is it just because pop culture often represents souls and ghosts with halos (and sometimes even wings)? Or did that become a thing because the idea already existed somewhere?
I've never heard that before. Generally I think the imagery of like, tom and Jerry floating up to heaven with wings and a halo is meant to be understood as their souls, and not them transforming into an angel.
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The main reason I want Cal and Merrin to have a bio child is to add fuel to my theoretical Kata and Ezra's rivalry. And both ship crews' dynamic in general.
Imagine the Ghost crew and the Mantis crew meet each other in the future: the two Padawans, first start making snide remarks to the other and then show off their force abilities. Sabine, being the Gadfly of the situation, constantly comes up with new challenges to fuel their antagonism.
Meanwhile, Jacen and the Merrical child REALLY don't like each other and they are viciously fighting because "my parent/big sibling is better than yours!" and they need to be separated by Zeb and Greez. Yes, a 6′8″ feet tall Lasat and a four-armed Latero are struggling to hold back two little kids when they are about to get physical while criticizing the other for failing to keep their kid in check.
In the meantime Chopper and BD-1 have basically developed a relationship akin to Tom & Jerry. As meaning that they are always on the verge of killing each other in a battle of violent slapstick and 50s cartoon hijikins.
Hera and Merrin are watching all the chaos unfold in the background. Hera is drinking caf, she's too tired to intervene because being a General of the New Republic takes its toll and at the end of the working day she does not have the energy to stop the madness. However, a silent and seemingly stoic Merrin is greatly enjoying the ongoing havoc.
And in all this chaos, where are their husbands? Cal and Kanan (yes, Kanan is alive, what is this 'Jedi Night' you speak of?) are passed out piss drunk in the floor after a night of catching up with their old friend and remembering the good ol' days at the Jedi Temple.
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Yenna & people headcanons
Zack Lee: still planning a kidnapping #forthelasttimehernameisn'tZami
Mira Kim: c'mon Zack give Yena back to her father
Jay Hong: PANIK what do you do with children, very very afraid to drop her, Daniel how did I end up here
Vasco/Euntae Lee: MUST PROTECT. *loud Burnt Knuckles cheering in the back* excited to play with Yenna, very reckless, he's the don't in the 'how to play with baby' meme.
Jace: trying to stop Vasco from recklessly throwing Yena in the air again
Vin Jin: who? What? All this time Eli Jang had a kid? That coy bastard!
Like What & So Funny: lil' sis'!
Tom Lee: granddaughter is to be spoiled. Whoever touch a single hair from her head become top priority hit list.
Manager Kim: spiritual grandniece. Also a very rare bond of his not to turn out creating professionalism crisis as she's the granddaughter of Baekho's superintendent, NEVER to be harmed even when Tom Lee is himself happily smashing his adoptive son's face. Tho the grandpa childcare left disturbing pictures Manager Kim would rather forget.
Johan Seong: the cat bastard had a daughter? *forgets because he doesn’t care*
Jake Kim: Lipstick amplify. Give her a grand tour of Big Deal Street in Sinu's car
Jerry Kwon: manly protectiveness of Hostel's cherished darling.
Luah Lim: *stress building up in front of potential trigger to next crew war*
Samuel Seo: *looking at myth-like tragic birth story of living legend's daughter* inferiority complex triggered
Eugene: Hostel and Eli Jang's fatal weakness. *cunning intensify*
Mitsuki Soma/Neko: "Oh, an irresponsible father, all men are the fucking same" — considers kidnapping/taking in Yena as she cute and kinda reminds her of herself
Ryuhei Kuroda/Nomen/Kagiroi: *explained Hostel's tragedy* enthused about the myth-like love story, tho blaming Eli for failing his girl (and a bit complexing because)
Kenta Magami: the grandmaster's favorite student's daughter? Vengeance target? Or is it also a victim of the White Ghost?
(Han)gyeol Baek: she will grow to have a so incredibly pretty face like her father!!
Logan Lee: [censored rude shit about Eli and condoms]
Goo: she's technically Gun's granddaughter right? Right?
Gun: strong teachers & protectors + potential to start a war + they all want to kill him *satisfaction intensify*
James Lee/Diego Kang: this is neither an enemy of his nor Daniel nor a way to backstab Charles Choi, why should he care
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