most attractive quirks and traits to haikyuu characters; grab bag

sugawara, nishinoya, yaku, aone, oikawa, hinata, akaashi, atsumu, komori, hirugami

sfw | gn reader | fluff

sugawara

he does like someone that gets along well with children, him being around them a lot himself, but what’s most attractive to him is someone that can make kids laugh. he loves when someone really lets their goofy side come out just to make kids smile. it gives him a good laugh too.

nishinoya

being an adventurer, nishinoya loves people that have a mind just as, if not more, open than his own. what really strikes him is when someone is actively a daredevil, willing to try anything once just because. he loves creating experiences with others, especially if they’re experiences that are once in a lifetime.

yaku

yaku is gregarious and not afraid to take up space or be loud. he laughs openly and loudly when something delights him, and something that always gets him cracking up is when someone is trying to tell a joke, but can’t stop laughing while telling it. what others might find frustrating, yaku finds very endearing, and usually even funnier than the joke itself.

aone

aone has a discerning eye when it comes to his surroundings. when he notices someone that goes out of their way to pick up trash or unpleasantries around that others may miss or ignore, he finds his heart warm. typically only he catches these eyesores, but he has a deep appreciation for any courteous soul who would also go out of their way. he wonders what other hidden delights hide in that person’s character.

oikawa

something about oikawa is drawn to strong opposition, likely because of his competitive nature. he loves when someone challenges him, and finds a lot of fun in playing games, having light-hearted debates and arguments, anything that invites someone to take him on. he sees it as a sign of confidence, and confidence is something he finds deeply attractive.

hinata

no stranger to self expression, hinata loves to find other like-minded individuals that are unapologetically themselves. especially people that don’t care who see them dancing in public if music is playing--there’s something so freeing and lovely to see someone deeply enjoying themselves and music; watching the whole ordeal could practically put him under a spell.

akaashi

having a non-stop train of thought can be an unfortunate burden for akaashi, so when he is around someone that loves to tell stories and wax poetic for hours at a time just so he can submerge his mind into someone else is soothing to him. not to mention, it gives him great opportunity to make mental notes about someone he may want to hold dear.

atsumu

he shared everything his whole life, which makes atsumu a little territorial of his things, meals, clothes, and whatever else. but something about someone that always offers to share no matter what it is really warms his heart--he’d been forced to share so much he finds it charming when someone is so willing to do that without provocation.

komori

komori can’t quite explain it. he’s really into sweaters--he loves when someone wears lots of sweaters and warm clothes, especially ones with corny patterns or graphics. as active as he is, his favorite way to unwind is a good cuddle on the couch, and it’s hard to resist nuzzling into a plush blanket or sweater.

hirugami

hirugami, despite his depth, has simple needs in a partner. he really loves people that love animals. hirugami does have a small preference for dogs above the rest, but any animal lover is more than capable of showing a side of vulnerability he really treasures. he’d also really like to play with their pets (if they don’t mind, of course.)

haikyuu boys and their icks

sfw | gn reader | crack

wears a suit when they record tiktok lipsync videos because they swear it’s good thirst content (it isn’t.) when they show you to impress you it is extremely difficult to watch. they keep showing you more of their videos until you react.

semi, lev, tendou

does NOT know how to cook at all. is no help in the kitchen and just hovers over you awkwardly until the food is done.

kenma, ATSUMU, koganegawa, sakusa

chronic mansplainer. it’s not malicious, but they’re especially guilty of doing it when it’s something they only know a tiny bit about. the rest of their monologue is speculation. they feel very smart after the fact, even if everything they said was completely wrong. they do not fact check.

TSUKIKSHIMA, akaashi, futakuchi, daishou

even when you’re both in a hurry, he will always drive at exactly the speed limit. when you inevitably reach your destination late, he blames traffic.

daichi, ASAHI, ushijima, KITA, komori

his dating app profile does in fact have a picture of him holding a fish.

NISHINOYA, aone, kyoutani, osamu

vlogs his daily life in hopes of making it big on youtube; sometimes gets in your face and records what you’re doing.

tanaka, hanamaki, SUNA, gao

whines and drapes over you in front of your friends when you aren’t giving him enough attention. in public.

yamaguchi, oikawa, BOKUTO, hoshiumi, IIZUNA

sometimes wears those shoes that have the slots for each individual toe and insists on wearing them because they’re “better for his feet.”

hinata, kageyama, IWAIZUMI

wears underwear and socks well past them having holes or tears and refuses to buy more.

matsukawa, goshiki, KONOHA, ARAN, hirugami

wants you to call him daddy in public, even in non-sexual, non-romantic situations. everyone hears it and it makes every errand with him awkward.

ukai, KUROO, yaku

headcanon blurbs: chubby!darling and haikyuu characters

nsfw | gn reader | chubby/plus-sized reader | possessive themes

they find beauty in all shapes in sizes, finding wonderful things to enjoy in everyone when it comes to looks. it just so happened their eyes fell on you--a lovely, darling thing that caused their heart to jump out of their chest since the first day they met you. it’s often you find them snaking their arms around your waist to sneak some kisses from behind, then squeezing you against them so you can’t run away. on date nights they hope to parade you around as they know they have their hand around the waist of the hottest person they know--their grip tightening anytime someone approaches. fuck, they love how their hands feel on their flesh--something about it makes them a little dizzy. after a full day of spoiling you (they strongly urged to shop for you in a lingerie store,) sitting firmly against you, offering bites of their own dinner to you and watching intently as your lips encircled their fork, teasing you all night, consider them eager to strip you and bend you in all sorts of ways as they fuck you into the bed. every way your body folds and softens at all angles is nothing but a vision in their eyes. hands, mouth--anything they can do to watch you sing for them and watch your delicious body arch is not underutilized.

in the morning, they especially struggle letting go of you after a lovely night of sleeping in each other’s arms.

hinata, sugawara, asahi, SAEKO, (ukai), kuroo, YAKU, oikawa, aone, koganegawa, konoha, USHIJIMA, aran, iizuna, komori, (hoshiumi), gao

this crowd does have a particular type, and they are not afraid to voice it nor pursue it. you certainly caught their attention without even trying. even during the flirting stage they’d do just about anything to close the space in between you two; you may even find them annoying with how doting they are, begging you (one way or another) for a chance. catch them being almost a guard dog around you with how territorial they get when others approach you; god forbid your body put anyone else under the same trance and spell they’re under, and god forbid anyone else touch what is rightfully theirs. there are few times when their hands aren’t on you. there are few times when with you they aren’t cooing to you and singing your praises. when going out, they strongly push for you to wear the tighter fits for them--anything that lets a little something spill out or hug you extra tight. greedy hands under the table at a romantic dinner are eager to tease you in public. their lips remain next to your ear whispering temptations to sneak off to the bathroom because waiting until returning home is agony when you are so perfect and soft right beside them. the instant you return home, there is no time to waste. but if you really want to make their night, it’s you who straddles them--and no amount of watching your flesh pour out of bundled fabric, hands clawing at your thighs, or sloppy, drooling kisses in between lovedrunk exchanges will be enough for them through the entire night. they swore they didn’t have this kind of stamina until they met you.

they strongly insist to wait on you in the morning, as they did get a bit carried away in their lovemaking to you. but nothing beats their breakfast in bed, anyway.

NISHINOYA, (tsukishima), daichi, matsukawa, iwaizumi, LEV, alisa, futakuchi, BOKUTO, tendou, osamu, hirugami

haikyuu characters planning your vacation

sfw | gn reader 

opts for the warm, relaxing tropical vacation. wants to be soaked in the sun, spending relaxing days on the sand with a drink in one hand and you in the other--certainly is a bit too excited seeing you in your swimsuit (despite the many people they have to fend off.) wants to whisk you away to a hideaway resort after a long, perfect day on the water, drunk with sunlight and giggling at everything the other is saying. every day is another timeless string of smiles together--holding hands and walking on the sand, stealing lazy kisses under a bungalow, a few playful rounds of beach volleyball--they ensure that with each perfect, passing day, you don’t have a single worry on your mind. you both fall asleep with the window open as you hold each other, the ocean waves providing your lullaby to sleep.

hinata, nishinoya, asahi, saeko, oikawa, kuroo, aran, atsumu, iizuna

loves the idea of a chilly getaway in the mountains. the cool, fresh air will be welcome company as you are surrounded by trees, the quiet calling of birds, and an abundancy of hot chocolate waiting at your stay. the day may consist of cozying up by a fire under quilts and cookies you share, legs intertwined under the fabric--or perhaps you make way to the ski lift and give the slopes a try--(you fall a few times, but they were right there to pick you back up... maybe after a laugh)--one day you may decide to rent a kayak on the nearby lake, them being more than thrilled to have you all to themself in arm’s reach on your little boat. giddy kiss after kiss, maybe a little more, before you both inevitably tip over and laugh at your shared clumsiness. however your days may be, every night you walk back to your cozy cabin, ready for another ‘restful’ night by the fire.

kageyama, yamaguchi, daichi, iwaizumi, kyoutani, yaku, futakuchi, bokuto, kita, hoshiumi, komori

presses for a vacation in the city. everything you need is within arm’s reach, as block after block provides a new memory to make behind a closed door. perhaps they want to treat you to a day of shopping, gossip in a dimly lit, posh bar over cocktails, maybe a night to go dance and show you off to every poor bastard that can’t have you. you are both cackling like children as you drag each other across the winding sidewalks and streets until the wee hours of the day. need a day in? luckily the city resort has a spa on the top floor. feeling inquisitive? there’s a whole string of museums to tour! they do insist you stop at the food truck plaza beforehand, or maybe that michelin star restaurant down the street? at the end of however you spend your busy days, you bathe intertwined in your suite’s jacuzzi, enjoying a bottle of bubbly the hotel provided, toasting to your love and good health.

tanaka, sugawara, hanamaki, lev, alisa, koganegawa, konoha, tendou, suna, gao

to them, nothing beats a staycation. allowing yourselves to just relax at home and put quality time before anything else is what matters most to them. you can finally marathon that show together that you’ve both been wanting to see, or maybe you finally paint that one room that’s been on the back of both of your minds for weeks--playing music to dance together in your paint-covered overalls--maybe you finally start that garden you’ve been wanting for so long, and feel your hearts warm with yet another investment you will both nurture and watch grow together. the moments are subtle yet intimate, they still kiss you like they missed you, they fix you breakfast in bed as they creep back into the bedroom--the aroma of french toast and coffee lulling you out of sleep. you pull them down to steal another kiss, to which they happily offer more. after a full breakfast, you both take a nap, resting up for another day of domestic bliss.

tsukishima, ennoshita, matsukawa, kunimi, kenma, aone, akaashi, ushijima, osamu, sakusa, hirugami

fan!yandere x influencer/micro-celebrity!reader

nsfw | yandere themes | gn reader | gn yandere 

nsfw: voyeurism, masturbation

love the idea of influencer!darling and a very tech-savvy fan!yandere keeping tabs on their favorite internet celebrity, buys all their merchandise, covers their walls with photos and photos of you, you, you--every inch of their walls just a shrine dedicated to you, all trophies of their parasocial devotion.

fan!yandere being so adept at internet security disruption that they watch you through their webcam day and night, fingers shaking uncontrollably at the mere thrill of watching you at your most vulnerable. watching you change after a shower and taking copious screenshots of every delicious angle of you to add to their collection--the previous photos had an undesirable collection of stains from their last review of the images. more and more of the printed screenshots just scatter across the floor of their apartment, mess they never bother to pick up because after all, no picture of their beloved is trash.

fan!yandere that somehow always wins giveaways, free meet and greets, features and shoutouts on a stream with fans, so much so that they begin to notice you remembering them--recognizing them--only fueling their deepest, hungriest fantasy of having you all to themself. they aren't just your biggest fan. they're your favorite fan. their work in being deeply integrated in your computer and internet network worked so strongly in their favor, that any prize you gave away in the spirit of chance was a guarantee victory for them. and it happened so much, and you must have noticed--meaning, you just want to let everyone else feel like they have a chance, but obviously, you want fan! to win more than anyone else, right?

fan!yandere that can't get enough of every video you make; the hundreds of times they watch your frames and feel their trembling fingers emulate how they want you to touch them--oh, they're just absolutely lust-drunk with you, pathetically whining with every release after release, knowing it will never be enough until they finally get their hands on you. they join you in tandem behind a screen when you think you have a private moment to enjoy to yourself, and fuck if you aren’t the most beautiful creature on earth... how special you both got to share this intimacy together, even if you didn’t know they were joining you, that's okay. it will happen soon enough. they're your biggest fan, after all! for you, they'd wait as long as it takes.

longer than any other fan.