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ghostpainters · 1 year

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Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart

Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged!

Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.

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renatogpadilla · 1 year

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SO SOMEONE CALLED STYXE ( "@ The Styxe" on Twitter) TRANSLATED THE BOOK SCANLAN IS READING IN HIS DREAM SEQUENCE.

IT'S KERREK'S LETTER TO KEYLETH. The doodle at the bottom is her "Passed Through Fire" Ring!

#critical role #cr #tlovm #the legend of vox machina #tlovm scanlan #cr scanlan #cr kerrek #Kerrek #tlovm kerrek #i guess?#passed through fire #I'M LOSING MY SHIT! MY BOY GOT HIS SPEECH IN THERE!#vox machina #cr1

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druidposting · 1 year

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Honestly brilliant the way they played off Scanlan’s psychoanalysis by the sphinx as a joke. Its so fitting, especially for a new audience who’s never seen the OG, to see that moment and go “oh haha!! Comic relief character being the comic relief in this tense and emotional moment!” And its so deeply true to the way Sam played Scanlan throughout the entire game. Just a funny little gnome who sang silly songs and got kicked around for jokes. Allowing his friends to so easily forget that he too had feelings, each laugh at his expense cutting just a little deeper than the last. The show is then able to take this idea further, putting us as the audience in the position to laugh at his expense, which i think will only make the payoff of the “whats my mother’s name?” scene even more delicious.

This moment with the sphinx, while only a few seconds, and so subtle, is the deepest insight into Scanlan as a character shown so far in the show, its true meaning masked behind comedic relief, just as Scanlan himself would do time and time again. Beautiful writing.

#tlovm #tlovm season 2 #tlovm spoilers #tlovm scanlan #the legend of vox machina

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cillivnz · 8 months

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sex n’ romance with vox machina

[HEADCANNONS]

PAIRINGS — VOX MACHINA [𝘷𝘢𝘹, 𝘷𝘦𝘹, 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺, 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘭𝘢𝘯] x F!READER

WARNINGS — NSFW, eighteen+ SMUT. penetrative sex, oral sex, outdoor sex, anal-play, face-fucking, tongue-fucking, clit-play, breast/nipple play.

Vax’ildan

𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 : you. a generous lover and a grateful receiver; he could relish in the taste of your drooling pussy for hours, if not days, and also savour the feel of your hot mouth on his shaft, the feel of your pretty throat squeezing around his long cock.

𝒉𝒆’𝒔 : an adrenaline junkie, loves fucking you outdoors. he’d totally wake you up in the middle of the night to slowly sneak away from where the gang is camping, to a far away tree, making you grip the trunk while he is pummelling your cunt. he’d lean against the tree, grunting and whimpering when you’d take him in your mouth. he’s also have you place one leg on his shoulder— using the tree as support— while he angles himself deeper inside you.

𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 : the sounds you make, the pleasurable look on your face, the way you clench around his length, the way you’re his. despite the dozens of men ogling at you wherever vox machina goes, at the end of the day, you choose him; over everybody else. vax’ildan loves you.

Vex’ahlia

𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑙𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛 : those bittersweet moments the two of you share. before a disaster is waiting to unravel, you hold each other in your arms, kiss like there’s literally no tomorrow. the feel of your soft skin against hers when you sleep, bare.

𝑠ℎ𝑒’𝑠 : losing her mind around you. she thanks all gods and stars that she’s met her soulmate who’s excruciatingly good in bed. vex has a high sex drive but likes to keep things under control, or at least she pretended to, until you showed up and now all she wants to feel is your body on hers. loses her sanity every time you nibble on her clit or leave hickeys on the underside of her breasts.

𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 : the freedom that comes along with you. the respect you give her is refreshing, and she’s never been loved by anyone like you. neither has she loved anyone like you, the proof of which is delivered every night when she’s got her head trapped between your thighs, lapping away at your stream of juices like the hardworking woman she is. when you return the favour by sucking harshly on her clit, which is when her dominatrix visage starts to crumble.

Percival

𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 : sinful nights, lustful days. aftercare with you, when he gets to fuck his cum back into you (though that’s his harsher, hornier, possessed side). taking care of your love-bites (they look like an act of savagery, but honestly this man IS feral for you).

𝒉𝒆 : can’t display his affection for you, publicly; his noble status doesn’t permit ‘romeo’ behaviour. — is suffering because of his pride, because the minute he is left alone with you, he pounces onto you like you’re his prey and relishes in you the same way (that rhymed) (i was a poet and i did know it). just fucks you hard and rough on most days because my manz can’t catch a break from the end of the world, and is so worked up (poor babes), but when he makes love to you? fuck. rouge tints his pale face, blushing like there’s no tomorrow, because his crush (you, bunny) is riding his dick, while your naked breasts bounce next to his face.

𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 : the night time; it’s his favourite hour of the day, because he finally gets to do the things he’s been craving to do to you, all fucking day. watching you writhe in overstimulation when you can’t take the feel of his hot tongue teasing your engorged clit while his long, rough fingers fuck knuckle-deep into you.

Scanlan

𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 : no, no no. he 𝑹𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑺 in you. his sex drive is infamous, and you live to hold the rumours true. the taste of your pussy after a day’s work, lapping away at the creamy sweetness that he coaxes out of you is his favourite past time when he’s not drinking away. even if he was (drinking away), he’d pair you up with his favourite beer and die a happy man.

𝒉𝒆 : does not let you catch a break. would totally spill his drink onto your chest, watch the amber beads of cheap beer dribble down your ample chest, your cleavage just begging him to shove his face in and lick the drink away. is so, so good with aftercare. knows he pushes you past your limits, so it’s his love for you that brings out this gentleman-ly side.

𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 : shoving that tongue into you, leaving you a sloppy mess. you’d grimace at the way your juices drip down to your asshole, but scanlan? he’d smirk in a flushed state, rubbing your unused hole solely to tease you. fingering both your holes — two in the pussy, one in the ass (knuckle-deep, obviously). sucking your nipples to soreness.

A/N — thank you so much for reading, sweets. this is my first time writing headcannons so it’s not conventional.

let me know if you’d like me to do this again or/and write for the remaining members [KEYLETH, GROG, PIKE] of vox machina!

𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.

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guardianjameslight · 7 months

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I don't know about you, but after the downfall of the Witcher, cancellation of Willow, and poor reception of Rings of Power, I think The Legend of Vox Machina is currently the best fantasy show.

#critical role #critical role vox machina #the legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #vox machina #vex and vax #critical role vax #vax'ildan #vex'ahlia #percy de rolo #grog strongjaw #keyleth #tlovm scanlan #scanlan shorthalt #pike #pike trickfoot #critical role tlovm #tlovm

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vaxildansraven · 1 year

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scanlan saying, “then I realized, even if I don’t believe in that Matron stuff… you do. And I believe in you.” is such a significant moment I’ve seen no one else bring up. In this essay, I will—

#tlovm #critical role #the legend of vox machina #vax’ildan #scanlan shorthalt #cr #vox machina #cr vax #tlovm scanlan #matron of ravens #scanlan #s2 #random thoughts #the champion

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cote-dark-lover · 9 months

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The Comedian's Tragedy

I think the main reason I started to like Scanlan Shorthalt so much was when from the second season on he began to delve into what was behind the clown mask.

The way it was revealed that behind the jokes and the "Body Counts", this character was someone completely broken. A bard who doesn't really consider himself much of an interest despite his apparent ego, who is desperate to find and receive genuine love and yet considers himself unlovable. That he prefers to sabotage any opportunity to open up with those close to him so as not to break himself, but at the same time he wants others to realize what he hides behind his jokes.

Someone who, when he laughs, is actually asking for help in silent cries. Someone terrified of taking a leap of faith in love despite wanting it deeply. Someone who is not what he appears to be, but does not have the courage to show the truth.

Yes. That's Scanlan Shorthalt character.

#vox machina #critical role #scanlan shorthalt #tlovm #critical role tlovm #tlovm scanlan #scanlan #scanlan x pike #pikelan #critical role campaign 1 #tlovmedit

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nowyoursoulisforfeit · 6 months

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I’m sorry, but on the nights Percy actually goes to sleep, Scanlan goes into his room at some ungodly hour for the sole purpose of whispering cursed things in his ear.

Percy’s just trying to sleep - actually take care of himself for once - and then Scanlan pulls up with, “The ocean is a soup. Accept the truth.”

#today i either have to embrace my depression or become hysterically goofy and ignore all my emotions so i am choosing goofy #critical role #critical role tlovm #the legend of vox machina #vox machina #tlovm #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #percival critical role #critical role percy #percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii #scanlan #scanlan shorthalt #tlovm scanlan #cr scanlan #critical role scanlan

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darkfaegaming · 10 months

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Keyleth: "Going to Plan B?

Vax: "Technically, that would be Plan G."

Keyleth: "How many plans do we have? Is there a Plan M?"

Vax: "Yeah, Scanlan dies in Plan M."

Vex: "I like Plan M!"

Original conversation from Leverage

#vox machina #voxmachina #the legend of vox machina #keyleth #vex and vax #vax'ildan #vex'ahlia #critical role #dnd #tlovm scanlan #scanlan #scanlan shorthalt #plan m #source: leverage

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cyberhalflingsqueaks · 1 year

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Animated Scanlan! This is my first serious try at animation (after a couple of experiments that will never see the light of day) and it was super fun!

#critical role #critical role tlovm #critical role fanart #critrole #cr art #cr media #scanlan #tlovm scanlan #scanlan shorthalt #the legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #myart #2d animation #digital animation

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iaf · 1 year

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Do not talk to me. I am too busy thinking about THEM.

#i am not okay #look at my boys #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #scanlan shorthalt #vax'ildan #tlovm vax #tlovm scanlan #vaxlan #tlovm season 2 #iaf.post

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a-strange-fanboy · 1 year

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Scanlan: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship... and this gun I found

Percy: *running after Scanlan trying to get his gun back*

#critical role #critical role campaign 1 #percival de rolo #percy de rolo #tlovm #tlovm percy #legend of vox machina #scanlan shorthalt #tlovm memes #tlovm scanlan

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renatogpadilla · 1 year

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GUYS IT JUST HIT ME BUT...

KAYLIE REALLY HIT HIM WITH "WHAT'S MY MOTHER'S NAME", HUH?

#critical role #cr #tlovm #the legend of vox machina #kaylie shorthalt #tlovm kaylie #cr kaylie #cr scanlan #tlovm scanlan #cr1 #vox machina #tlovm spoilers

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wrens-wramblings · 1 year

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Absolutely losing it over how much sheer talent Scanlan has. He can improvise a love song - on the fly, right after watching all his friends get yeeted - powerful enough to make a sphinx cry but when given the opportunity to perform what does he go for?

A song about anal beads.

He could be like, a world renowned musician if he really wanted to, but instead he's just making up silly sex songs.

Him <3 (derogatory)

#tlovm #tlovm spoilers #scanlan #scanlan shorthalt #critical role #kamaljiori #tlovm scanlan #tlovm season 2 #the legend of vox machina

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rhfffas · 1 year

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pansexual scanlan confirmed

#the legend of vox machina #tlovm #tlovm scanlan #scanlan #pansexual #lgbt #lgbtqia #queer #bisexual

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somewhatsentientspellbook · 1 year

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Spoilers for TLOVM s2e6 (and C1 in general)

Poor Scanlan. Someone finally saw through his veneer of humour and understood him on a deeper level than I think he has experienced since his mother. And then that person was brutally killed protecting him from an ancient dragon.

A creature with almost all the knowledge in the world. That was the creature who knew he was lonely. It took all the knowledge in the world to see Scanlan for who he really was.

And now he is back to being the same old Scanlan who has seen people die time and time again, while he's left telling their stories to the people who didn't understand him like he thought the dead did.

#critical role c1 #tlovm spoilers #tlovm s2 #scanlan shorthalt #tlovm scanlan #the legend of vox machina #vox machina #campaign 1 #he needed a hug #but that hug was accompanied by death #critical role

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