Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart
Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged!
Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.
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Vax´ildan X Keyleth
I had to get them out of my system. I watched The Legend of Vox Machina for its fantastic art and animation. I didn't care much about the characters, and Keyleth was the only one I kind of liked. I didn't think Vax was a good match for her because, in the animated series, he seemed overly attached to his sister and didn't do anything special for Keyleth.
So, I decided to read up on their story. As a sucker for tragedy, I ended up shipping them! It's a shame the animated series couldn't do their arc justice due to time constraints.
Death in DnD seems like a joke. When death isn't absolute, life loses its preciousness. I still remember the shock I felt when Drizzt Do'Urden's wife was reincarnated after he broke up with his lover. What kind of romance arc is that? Ugh.
In contrast, Vax and Keyleth had a more bitter-sweet romance, featuring undying love and years of pining, which only can be found in fantasy romance.
Of course, I feel sorry for poor Keyleth.
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Kiki: i mean. If i don't dispel this... ball, that the Raven Queen probably can't break... *pocket boyfriend*
Percy: Keyleth-
Kiki: I HAVEN'T HELD HIM IN THIRTY YEARS LET ME HAVE THIS
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cr and probably dnd ships in general are wild because it’s like
1. the sexiest bitch with a bow to ever live x a very cute, to be queen who is sometimes stricken by acute social anxiety
2. literal anime guy with a gun x a hot half-elf with daddy issues
3. an affected bisexual with a death wish x an immortal, god-like woman with only grief in her future
4. a stoic man of the sea x an erotic graffiti artist with an impulsive streak
5. a bde jock x a tiefling that wouldn’t know how to bottom if her life depended on it
6. flower girl with a vicious past x traumatized lesbian who harbored a crush as a joke and then accidentally fell in love
7. the rich kid with stage fright x a widowed ballerina
8. a horse girl x the creepiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen
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