Scanlan: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship... and this gun I found
Percy: *running after Scanlan trying to get his gun back*
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Scanlan: So I just figured out the word "hurt". It's past, present, and future tense. You will be hurt, you are hurt, you will be hurt. Because if something truly hurt, it never really stops.
Grog: You poetic little shit
Percy: It's a fucking adjective of course it doesn't change.
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