HIIIIIII YES I read all the tags!!
My hc is that his body doesn't grow/change almost at all due to the merge with the Tower, a different sort of a stasis from the one he used to skip 200 years. (Thematically fitting with the umbral aspect, heh). That'd explain how he retains his impressive musculature as a staff user who spends a lot of time poring over the books or simply talking to people.
Small exception: his hair and nails still grow at a glacial pace. Had they stopped, they'd end up in a horrible worn-out state a mere few years later, and, luckily, this doesn't seem to be the case.
I just like to objectify him okay o/////o He stopped being human when he made himself one with the Tower, he doesn't need sleep or food, his body's one of a kind thing that defies logic and enables thirst so I say it gives us the right to build whatever unhinged hcs we like.
Bonus: some of my visual refs for his crystal :> One thing that I fully dismiss on the ingame model, it should and must be as shiny and pretty as possible.
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Happy first fimmf on tumblr @mishacollins ❤️
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when you offer to pilot the super cool robot because your crush doesn't want to but the super cool robot refuses because it's actually you from the future and he only wants his crush to pilot him so your crush comforts you for being rejected by yourself
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You’re completely insufferable just like any other polyamorous bisexual
Pffft thanks babe 😘
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DIRK, critiquing one of DAVE’S memes: It's not ironic enough.
DAVE: you know what isnt ironic? saying shit like brohoof
DIRK: Bold to assume I simply do it ironically.
DIRK: In fact, I do it ironically unironically.
DIRK: Get on my level, skrub.
DAVE, in awe:
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its so weird to me how people will see us talking about reblogs and comments and how that supports people and they ignore it??? and i've even heard people telling content creators to "get over it" and its like...bro.
you are getting content for free. someone put so much love and care into something that you read and didn't even bother supporting. likes are equivalent to "hey i saw this, good job." while reblogs are "hey, i really liked this and i want other people to see it too!!"
you wonder why fanfic authors complain about engagement? it literally fuels us. i've also heard people say that authors wanting more feedback from readers is a "red flag" and i just know those people have never written a fic in their life.
we're not holding you hostage or anything man, we just want you to talk to us. tell us what you think. have fun with fics. show them to your friends and talk to the author about them and even if they don't respond, know that they saw your feedback and are holding it close to their heart.
its a give and take. all creators want is interaction. and i hate to say it but its literally the bare minimum. i actually stopped writing for a fandom entirely because nobody would comment on any of the oneshots i posted. they just read it and left. and then when i left the fandom and stopped writing for them entirely, people were saying they'd miss me. they acted disappointed that i was leaving. like, you didn't act like you'd miss me at all when i was still making content. so why should i stay?
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the thing about getting into a new musical is that i'm sure to the people around me, the fact that i've brought it up already a few times this week is absolutely overkill
but these songs are stuck in my head pretty much whenever i'm awake, so from my point of view, the fact that i am not constantly inflicting a one-woman rendition of the catchier numbers on everyone in my vicinity really does come down to near-legendary self-control and i would like a medal for my ironclad restraint, please—
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