I should call the doctor's office *calls, in tears* *they don't pick up* oh thank GOD above- i should call the doctor's office *shaking and throwing up while calling* *they don't pick up* oh hell yeah! I should call the doctor's office *calling* please don't pick up please don't pick up please don't pick up ple *they don't pick up* I'm so happy rn! Aw fuck i still need to call the doctor's office though ㅠㅠ *they don't pick up* ah well i tried my best I'll just ask in person on friday when I'm there anyway (((:
My mother: *shakes head disappointedly*
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
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Things I’ve looked up at work this week:
The Ku Klux Klan
Avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder
Title VI
Churches with foster parent support group
Hulu
Netflix
Cultural/religious rights of birth parents vs foster parents
Psychiatric facilities in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, and Tennessee
24 hour arrest and inmate lists
A bunch of stuff I’ve already forgotten
I’m sure the people responsible for monitoring my work internet use are very confused on a regular basis. This wasn’t even the craziest Google week I’ve had.
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IT’S MURDER ON THE DANCE FLOOR—-
AND YOU BETTER NOT KILL THE GROOVE!!
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part 1 of my pining falin agenda aka it was so tragical that falin got benched for the entirety of marcille's little black dress morally bankrupt baddie era and falin thinks so too
(ID in alt text)
part 2
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