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i don’t care how small the room is i cast fireball
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#memes#bg3 meme#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 funny#baldur's gate 3#bg3 gale#gale#my memes#im too tired to be funny in tags sorry xo
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Asking for directions
#art#my art#original art#astronaut#its space babyyy#i thought the idea of an astronaut asking for directions was a cute concept :'^)#it's not fanart which means it wont get as much attention but thats alright I had fun!#edit: that last tag is too funny in hindsight omfg#whats the opposite of hubris
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#archive of our own#ao3 quotes#ao3 stuff#archive of our own quotes#fanfic#fanfic quotes#funny#ao3#ao3 tags#basically I wrote this for myself#but you can read it too#me with all of my fics#seriously I write them for myself#then I go through my wips and wonder why no one has updated them in so long
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Tumblr in the 60s
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🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!🌈🌈🌈 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men🌈🌈🌈
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SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK
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They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.
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Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass
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Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes
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...i just woke up, why is my askbox full
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WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED
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guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed
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do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard
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easy website
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Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you
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Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.
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Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you
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Oh no I think she couldn't handle that
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DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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huh??
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I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.
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Jesus, don't flip your wig
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My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.
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Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.
#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft
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in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly
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#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus
idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post
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The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.
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How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!
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Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.
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help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post
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I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!
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Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!
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it literally does tho
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Another win for us hot guys
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#how do i TAG THIS#can i just tag this ''funny'' or is that patting myself on the back too much#memes#dashboard meme#dash meme#1960s#my friend tirlittan came up with ''draftdodgerdyke''#i want that fictional blogger carnally#funny#tumblr in the 60s
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In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#bg3 tav#my art#gabby plays bg3#shadowheart#and#lae'zel#are also here#anyway tag ramble time just got the romance scene where you can hug him and on my knees.....this guy.....#astarion: hey i was kinda sleeping with you to save my ass but turns out im feeling real emotions now#matt marja: wtf. me too. this is so embarrassing for both of us we're idiots [tenderly hold hands]#i thought up matt for a campaign we may or may not play last year and deciding to play him in bg3 because i thought it would be funny#to put him against this guy who seemingly has many of his same issues. Best idea i've ever had. the emotional catharsis im experiencing#matt marja
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everyone rightfully doing princess mononoke redraws but may i offer castle in the sky
#pls dont tag w spoilers idk anything#tears of the kingdom#totk#legend of zelda#loz#zelink#link#zelda#tried a new pen had lots of fun#botw#?#enkidoodles#id in alt#its funny cuz i redrew oot zelink as castle in the sky too#but i had to do totk...cmon.....floating islands
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on my knees for the cowboy cyborg and the space knight 🌹
#yes argenti is actually my favorite male hsr character w ratio LMFAO I NEVER TALK ABT HIM BUT i love him sm#and i got way too interested in this rarepair so aughh#argenhill#honkai star rail#argenti#boothill#own art#sketch#knight of beauty and feral galaxy ranger....love#their tag is gunsnroses and its so funny and fitting but i dont wanna put it there#considering its an actual band and i dont wanna clog that lolol
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag#writeblr#it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal#fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho)#healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy#im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage....#1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind#and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes#2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception''#3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.''#idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh#im sure there are people who have this experience normally#but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists#when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band''#edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful#once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large#but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry.#but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes#but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally.#i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes#people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism#but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet .#i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY#and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound.#but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in#i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too.#here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change#was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort)#choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL
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twitter is distracting cause i keep saving tweets to draw... anyway, this is MakoHaru to me 🤭
(Bonus: big sis is here to help....?)
#persona 5#persona 5 royal#ca3 art#makoto niijima#haru okumura#comic#makoharu#??#QueenNoir#okujima#this ship is so hard to tag#also this got WAY too popular on twitter for some reason... got 33k likes and im still in shock why and how#i think the sapphics were relating too hard but honestly same#sae niijima#kinda salty it got so popular cause its now my most popular tweet and i low key half assed this comic 😭 but glad ppl thought it was funny
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I don't think Belos is taking it very well
First part (You are here) >> Next Part
First batch of this little series, inspired by @petitprincess1's idea! I couldn't get this scenario out of my head so of course I drew it.
Get ready because it will have at least 8 pages! Probably my longest comic yet
There will be some angst but the violence will overall be canon-typical!
#the owl house#the owl house spoilers#toh#toh fanart#toh comic#luz noceda#emperor belos#philip wittebane#pyralart#Sooooo many backgrounds in those pages oh my god#Back to the Human Realm#<-- Guess that'll be my tag for it I just came up with it#Also it's my personal headcanon that The Collector would speak with emojis sorry not sorry it's too funny and fitting to me#Little ipad kid and his stars and moon emojis <3#I need to do more with the collector too I love them#ok ok enough rambling#thanks for reading <3 I love u
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Twitch learns more family-related words
#transformers#earthspark#megatron#starscream#twitch malto#maccadam#earthspark spoilers#fanart#erinni#had to sketch this asap because it's too cute lol#I really love megs + twitch they're so sweet to me#but also SS is so funny as a tsundere uncle#wonder if this fanart will appear in the tags now :)
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Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation
#finda’s rambles#british royal family#not to take pleasure in someone’s misfortune buuuuuuut#he’s 97 and scoffed when commentators said it was a once in a lifetime event for some#and said it was his third. ok grandpa. show Charles who’s boss#king charles#king charles cancer#I guess I should tag so people can block this too#cancer isn’t funny but a man who has been born into privilege that has said eco fash shit and doesn’t believe in modern medication…well…#a car crash would be better though. just. y’know.
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REBLOG TO EXPLODE A TERF!!
#sjonnie.text#saw i rb'd a post from terrifying evil retched transphobe and need to right my wrongs#god i wish these absolute oxygen wasters could at least tag their shit so NORMAL PEOPLE DONT REBLOG IT#remember kids: unfortunately the worst people can be funny too 💀 and the way you right that wrong is by blocking the OP and making an#explode a terf post about it!!!!#text post#image post#NOT TERF SAFE#FUCK TERFS
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#archive of our own#ao3 stuff#ao3 quotes#archive of our own quotes#fanfic#fanfic quotes#funny#ao3#ao3 tags#every bird is gay in this fic#i don’t even have anything to say#this is already great#what could I possible have to add#also don’t look too closely at my spelling#it’s 2:30 am#and autocorrect is doing some heavy fucking lifting rn
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"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"
#that “you understand?” kills me everytime...#i love how high condis voice got during this bit its so fkn funny DHASHGFSFGHASFhg#hi yes have the inevitable ep21 crit kiss piece except i watched ep53 today and am so 😀 im so 😀 damn i m so 😀#i love eps where they just go through so many different gimmick rooms its so fun its so fun when its not so painful 😀#happy valentines too ig#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#jrwi chip#jay ferin#jrwi fish and chips#my art#i had a bit of a meltdown over gill through uhm... 1-3am today and i just hm#sorry to everyone in the mayors QAC uhm im not really sorry but like sorry if you could hear every msg ping uhm yeah#it was like hours of me sobbing to myself in the interests channel and it was really good for my mental health ngl like its really therapeu#-tic to just scream abt a blorbo all night#and i ended up dreaming abt infodumping to one of my brothers friends of all ppl n i got so intense abt how much i love marshall john n my#brother came into the room and dragged his friend out 😭😭😭 i just wanted to ramble abt the himbo pls.....#my walls of tags are so consistent... only consistent thing abt this fkn blog smh.
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Here are the promised sketches
I really like how I've drawn tz and vriska on the first page
#homestuck 413#homestuck#vriska serket#terezi pyrope#dave strider#dirk strider#eridan ampora#tavros nitram#gamzee makara#feferi peixes#karkat vantas#kanaya maryam#so many tags lmaooooo#vriska and terezi make me feel all sorts of ways#mostly sad lmaooo#how come eridan is so fun to draw yet so ... 눈_눈#scratch that#all 3 of the 'problematic trolls' are really really fun to draw#i gotta post some of my hs art from 2017 one of these days#the difference is just too funny#like... the first ever drawing of tz on printer paper done with watercolors#i mean all my watercolor art was done on printer paper back then#and at one point i made their skin colors the same as their blood colors for some reason????
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