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drewlyyours · 1 year

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TOMB OF THE LOST QUEEN FANCAST

ND #26

Abdullah Bakhoum - Arnold Vosloo

Lily Crewe - Sadie Sink

Jamila El-Dine - Zoe Saldana

Dylan Carter - Brenton Thwaites

Jon Boyle - Jason Bernard

with that amount of swagger, you’d think he invented sand

MHM, TRT, FIN, SSH, DOG, CAR, DDI, SHA, CUR, CLK, TRN, DAN, CRE, ICE, CRY, VEN, HAU, WAC, TOT, SAW, CAP, ASH

#sadie would play the best young archaeology student #coming from a young archaeology student #this movie would slap #game to movie adaptation #nancy drew game fancast #nd #clue crew #tomb of the lost queen #TMB #abdullah bakhoum #lily crewe #jamila el-dine #jon boyle #dylan carter #nd fancast

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grahamcore · 1 year

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i think hannigram could do the plot of gone girl (with hannibal as amy and will as nick) but it would not be over will cheating and being a shit husband. hannibal would fake his death and frame will just because he like. caught him eating mcdonald’s or something.

#hannibal would try to slap will with the death penalty over fast food crimes #and of course he’d come back like she did in the movie but only after will went through the absolute ringer #hannibal is just like amy dunne and if you’ve seen the movie you KNOW i’m right #he’s just so extremely petty that this would be the only solution to him #“oh you don’t like my cooking? you prefer processed foods? you spit in the face of god’s creation and wonder why he smites you.”#hannigram #hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham

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iamalivemaybe · 8 months

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Incorrect goldenheart quotes

Bal cleaning, hands full: Amb can you get something out of my back pocket?

Amb, reading on the couch: what do I get out of it?

Bal, smirking: a chance to feel my ass

Amb, throwing the book away and springting over to bal: DEAL

#ballister blackheart #ballister boldheart #goldenheart #nimona #nimona movie #nimona netflix #ambrosius x ballister #ballister x ambrosius #ambrosius goldenloin #He would slap that ass so hard I swear #This ass isn't protected no more

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normalbrothers · 2 months

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Tommy Shelby & Linda Shelby + through the seasons

#i can't say i'm quite happy with but #[arthur voice] my brother and the love of a good woman pulled me through that time ...#peaky blinders #peakyblindersgifs #tv #tvedit #i should have spent more time on planning this dhdhdh #tommy's bestie- in-law lbr ..#genuinely my favourite minor dynamic #if the movie ever gets made i'm gonna be sad because idt there would be more time to elaborate on it #unless linda somehow gets a more major role as a whole which ... maybe. but doubt #would slap though

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violetwolfraven · 5 months

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Hey Disney the 20 year anniversary of the first Tinkerbell movie is coming up and if you start planning now 5 years should be plenty of time to produce a hella great revival movie 🤷🏻‍♀️ just sayin

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wazzappp · 9 months

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He is in my brain he won’t leave me alone

#GET OUT OF MY HEAD ERIC I NEED TO DRAW JAIME #AUGHHH THE BRAIN THOUGHTS ARE STOPPING EACH OTHER #another vengeful undead little guy added to the roster #this movie fucks I don’t know how I forgot about it for so long #eric draven #the crow 1994 #the crow #I know the remake is stuck in production hell and I support the strikes but also WANT #it was supposed to just be a SKETCH damnit how have two hours passed #now I’m just thinking of what Robbie would think of this movie #probably a little too close to home #my art #digital art #sketch #is this even a sketch anymore #hey. Garden of Doom slaps. you should listen to it. it inspired this.

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r0b0t1me · 2 years

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smash bros announcer voice: GAME!

#my art #rottmnt #rottmnt movie #bad future #THE BOYS ARE FIIIGHTIIIINGG #why? oh. yknow.#just normal sibling squabbles #because donnies dead and he promised nobody else would die #so WHY did it happen AGAIN. LEO!?#*slaps the back of his bald head*#ty andy for the inspiration 🙏

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izzyzalezbian · 1 year

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Super Mario Bros Movie Headcannons

When Luigi was young, and learned about how the sun was destined to explode and destroy their universe one day, he would stay up at night crying, and worrying about it

Mario would read him the same statistics about how the sun wasn’t due to explode until they were both long gone, over and over again whenever this happened, to help him calm down

Mario has a tendency to over-worry about Luigi, because he knows that his brother has an almost detrimental anxiety disorder, but also hand no idea how to help him

Luigi has a tendency to over-worry about Mario’s over-worrying

Mario talks with his hands- he waves and flaps them around while he’s talking

Luigi also talks with his hands, but only really when he’s excited, or talking with Mario

Peach doesn’t talk with her hands- in fact no one in the Mushroom Kingdom does. The first time she saw Mario and Luigi talking to each other while waving their hands around, she thought they were going to fight

Whenever Bowser sees Mario and Peach flirting, he makes sure to make some sort of fuss about it. Every. Single. Time.

Luigi pretends to throw-up whenever he sees Mario and Peach flirting

Bowser appreciates this, and thinks they have some type of commorodority in hating their relationship

They don’t.

Peach loves to bake, but she’s horrible at the decorating part. She can never get the frosting through the pipping bad without a mess, and fondant is never smooth. The treats themselves are delicious

She’s too stubborn to ask for help, so her and her treats just suffer in silence

Luigi, the Penguin King, and the rest of the prisoners keep in touch after they escape, and sometimes they’ll all meet up to play cards

Luma is not invited.

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mirroredmemoriez · 7 months

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I don't ship Cecilia and Amanda myself, but my best contribution to the ship names has to be Slapshipping and Amandalia/Amandelia.

#slapshipping #cecilia put her whole BODY #INTO THAT SLAP #wish it was me on the other end to be fair #amandalia #just sounds fancy #cecilia would just want it to be bougie #dahlia plant exists #also looking at the name dalia apparently it means like gentle which #yeah... no this is toxic yuri #cecilia pederson #amanda young #saw franchise #saw movies #saw x #sawposting #amandelia

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anurarana · 2 years

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None of this matters actually look at how iconic Miss Piggy is

You will never be her

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cozylittleartblog · 4 months

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two shop posts today but mattel slapped me for my barbie keychains and now i would like to be rid of them. you can either order them directly thru me on paypal ($12 and free shipping but US only) or you can just ask for one for ✨free✨in any $20 order on etsy. both get the matching sticker as well, also for free

get these out me house

#barbie #the barbie movie #barbie 2023 #delete later #you can ask for just a barbie sticker in Any order as well. now i need to make a new 'freebie stickers' post on my instagram #just having a crap kinda day today but it really do be like that sometimes #i made a fuck it we ball sticker now i should make a 'it do be like that sometimes' sticker #between nintendo and mattel i figured nintendo would slap me first but i didn't use any mario words on my princess listings so #i guess thats saved me their wrath #i did just have barbie front and center on the barbie listings though wbhjdfgjhbdfg WHOOPS

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silverselfshippingchaos · 1 year

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Imagine having a soft, movie night in with your f/o(s)! Romantic, platonic, familial, queerplatonic, anyone!

Which kind of movies do your f/os like? Do they bicker over what kind of movies to watch?

Do your f/os bring lots of blankets or pillows? How about the snacks? What kind of snacks do they like?

Are your f/os the kind to talk over the movie? Do they try to distract you? Which f/os watch with all their attention? Do any f/os fall asleep?

(proship dni!)

#what a fun time!!!!#i'm watching some movies at home today and i am Thinking Thoughts #i feel like m.axi would try to distract his gf- movies are cool but he'd prefer some kisses LMAO #i think a.qua would just like some soft handholding #d.emyx falls asleep-#k.yohei is a pretty attentive watcher but he and his wife can be seen slapping each others' hands away from the popcorn bowl LMAO #imagine your f/o #f/o imagines #f/o x s/i #selfship community #selfshipping imagines #selfshipping #uhhh what other tags #self ship #ehh i think that's enough

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eggymcdegy · 1 year

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He is wanted dead for interdimensional hijinx

#across the spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #miles morales #digital art #fan art #spiderverse fanart #artists on tumblr #artwork #HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE SLAPPED #LIKE FUCk I'm Hurting from this-#Also I was one of the only people in the theater who knew this was gonna end on a cliff hanger so that was funny to hear #10/10 would highly recommend this movie to all who love spider man animation or just looking for a good time

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happyk44 · 10 months

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Jason as a stoic figurehead.

Jason as a feral wolf child.

Jason as cold and uncaring as the first snow.

Jason as warm and sweet as a summer's day.

Jason who would kill you without mercy for the smallest of slights.

Jason who always offers mercy before the final blow.

Jason who would kill his friends if they failed to meet his standards or provide use to the pack as a whole.

Jason who would protect his friends no matter what.

Jason who cannot see children, only potential soldiers.

Jason who sees children and does everything he can to prevent them from ending up like him.

Jason who thinks his past was normal.

Jason who thinks his past was cruel.

Jason who admires his father.

Jason who wishes his father was anyone else.

Jason who cuts his hair military short.

Jason who grows his hair long and ties it up with beautiful ribbons.

Jason who fights with a shield and sword, clean-cut and sleek, perfectly regal even in battle.

Jason who fights with his hands and teeth and lightning, covered in dirt and caked in blood, sparking like a storm.

#it's kind of like a pick and choose you know - which one do you want to apply to him. which characteristic. which interpretation.#what version of jason do you like #happy talks pjo #jason grace #would you guys like me to do this for the others?#i might do it anyway but im drawing a blank on who to start with. maybe percy #ah upon review some of this could apply to the other zombie jason #do all jasons carry the same energy?? im trying to remember power rangers jason but i haven't watched the movie in a long while #he did slap that guy for bullying another student #the other jasons would probably slap a guy for bullying a kid #anyway end of lunch back to work

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citricjoy · 18 days

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you ppl aren’t going to like what i have to say but i have to speak my truth. kyle gallner would have slayed absolute penis as a member of the cullen family

#this just came to me as i was washing dishes like i believe sister von bingen received the divine visions of her lingua ignota #like the movies came out when he was at his most wan and twinkish.. slap some golden contacts on him and that’s all the makeup you’d need #text #kyle gallner #honestly a twilight + haunting in connecticut double feature would eat

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welcometogrouchland · 2 years

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[ID: a digital drawing of Luz and Hunter from the owl house dressed as Erika and Annalise from Barbie: Princess and the Pauper, respectively. The two are clasping hands, looking at each other happily and singing "yes I am a witch like you!". A blue butterfly flies behind hunter, while a pink one flies behind Luz. The background is light purple. End ID] @toh-described

Had this idea all week and finally sat down and did it while watching Princess and the Pauper lmao. Did u guys know it's on netflix now???? Hello?????

Also, bonus: how'd they'd really react getting to sing a duet

[ID: the same image as before, except Hunter had a tired, grumpy expression and Luz has a mischievous one. End ID]

#the owl house #toh #hunter toh #luz noceda #i. am not tagging princess and the pauper #It's just a doodle but I didn't wanna spend a ton of time on it otherwise I'd end up never finishing it. lmao (spoken with pain)#fun fact this took me. nearly the exact runtime of that film. like i was hitting export as the credits started rolling #anyway this movie slaps so hard I'm so fucking glad it's on netflix #can we get more barbie movies please??? i know there's some modern ones but can we get some classics too??????#my fav growing up was the one abt Pegasus'. where's that one. i need it #also this isn't an au but just know if it was an au. Belos is Preminger #the second version was actually the original and my thought process behind it is ''hunter would rather die than sing abt his feelings-#-and luz would think it's funny that he'd have to''#anyway if you haven't watched barbie: the princess and the pauper and can stand bad early 2000s 3D animation go watch it #that's not a request /j #I'd also prefer if ppl didn't tag this as a ship #i didn't put it in the caption cause i thought it'd look clunky and it's not high priority to me like it was with the labyrinth fanart #but it's still a preference I'd like ppl to keep in mind when rbing #if they've even made it this far into the tags lol

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