i never saw the jacob elordi appeal until i watched him look at barry keoghan with those big brown eyes and give the most homoerotic performance a man like him could give so much so his co star decided to improvise slurping his jizz water and fucking his freshly covered grave

he's actually the coolest main character ever 🕷️🕸️❤️🖤

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

1.05 / Battle of the Labyrinth

i love the…. almost horror aspects of this album. all the references to ghosts and death…. and sonically, the unexpected shrieking in WAOLOM and the banging and screaming during “old habits die screaming” and even the way the tension subtly builds across the sixteen tracks and by the end you’re so stressed and shaken it’s like! losing your sense of self and feeling like you’ve become a monster is horror. and i’m sooooo glad she leaned into it

Watching Star Trek IV

Whale biologist: why do you hang around with that weird guy who calls you admiral and why are you so close?

Kirk: *hesitates*

Whale biologist, who lives in San Francisco in the 80s and is rapidly drawing many correct conclusions: that’s okay we don’t have to talk about it.

Max Goof :)

I drew him a bunch to appease my brain cause my TikTok fyp has been FULL of him and Bradley lately HAHA

I love him so much. A Goofy Movie was my JAM growing up. I still listen to power line all the time (I know it’s only two songs but shush)

I love that people are giving max the attention he deserves after all these years :))))

No Thoughts, Only Goof

kaishin nation i am so, so sorry

Imagine you are Lady Jessica. You’re bred and trained all your life to help create the prophesied “savior” of the world. In a mix of your own pride and love for the child’s father, you bear that savior. But it’s too early. Those who trained you say he is not the one. And because of it he’s in danger. You then must travel to a place that only wants to kill you, and nearly succeeds in the process. The only way to live, the only way your son lives, is to ensure that the prophecy becomes true. That your son really is that savior. So you do, you make it true, because it has to be true. You force fate. He doesn’t die. Hundreds die. Then thousands. Now millions. Your son is not only alive, but the emperor of the known universe. Worshiped like a god because you made him a god, and did it so well you convinced yourself of his divinity, his prophecy. He is near mad with every possible future laid before him, regrets and blood stain his hands. But he is alive. Wasn’t it all worth it? Was it?

THEY MENTION A POCKET PUSSY WHAT

“If you only knew how little I know about the things that matter.”

Call Me By Your Name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino

My wife and I were walking around the city and when we saw a dumbledore poster we immediately turned to each other and made this hand gesture LOL

so cool that fanfiction won anne rice’s war on fanfiction

Things that were important to me from the new trailer

Mikey and Raph, I will always go into ueeuueueue mode over them

2. They all share the same room again, I know 87 had them sharing a quadruple bunk so this made me go ueueueueueueueue

3. Leo and Mikey doing hand stims I do, I don't know if they actually are stimming but I'm going to say they are

4. Mikey being the smallest little guy. Very important, everyone write that down in your notes and circle it, then make that circle a pizza

5. This scene because if that's you Bishop I will go through the theater screen and attack you myself

6. Raph's rage problem seems like it won't be towards his brothers but towards hitting other people which is a just like me fr fr moment

7. Donnie being Donnie, the Donnie's cheer

8. Why Mikey got two black eyes

9. I will be spreading the Donnie and Leo twin agenda thank you very much