Neteyam: Kiri, just a question, a silly question-
Kiri: just get to the point
Neteyam: Spider is free friday night?
Kiri: why dont you ask him?
Lo'ak: he thinks it would be romantic to surprise Spider with a date night friday night.
Neteyam: the last thing im ever going to tell you
Neteyam: so Kiri?
Kiri: No, he's not
Neteyam: ow, when is he?
Spider: like right now?
Neteyam: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
Kiri: since the start, he likes to play on the branches you know it
Spider: anyway this date?
Neteyam.exe. stopped working
The part Neteyam missed was Kiri saying "Oh Spider, Neteyam and Lo'ak are coming over, hide in that tree and surprise them."
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“You haven’t played Hermitcraft before. It’s very different, Joel.”
Boat Boys on Hermitcraft…
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My short ass walks toward Simon *chipi chipi chipi*
"Why are your boobs so big?" 👉👈🥺✨️
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This is a fucking comedy skit why does it look like a recipe I'm-
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Madoka: Sayaka, have you ever had this weird feeling, its like a deja vu but not really? Its like an inverse deja vu…
Reality: [starts to crack]
Homura: god fucking DAMMIT
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Light doesn’t have a drivers license because he keeps all of the mirrors in a car angled to his face just in case the audience needs another visual aid of light being duplicitous and deceptive.
Light whenever his inner monologue is drowning out the driving instructor yelling at him to PLEASE keep his eyes on the road
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i dont know why ur degrading yourself by wanting leo when you could find better behind any mcdonalds of your choosing like if you wanted someone who explicitly would ruin your life you could be involved with an alcoholic and that would be a step up from that guy
i would degrade myself into dust if i could have leo
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When you wake up to an inbox full of anon hate
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