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gay new york mobster like eyyy faggot about it
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I want everyone to be fucking honest with me rn does my Human!KITT look like Arnold Cunningham from Christine
Don’t fuck with me on this I swear
#knight rider#k.i.t.t.#michael knight#i will jump out the window#like rn#this isn’t funny guys#atleast I know now that he’s pretty authentically 80s looking
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getting up on my soapbox for a moment. i find it laughable that nearly every time someone says they don’t like rap they cite hamilton and k-pop as the only rap they can tolerate. because everything else is just so violent and full of blatant consumerism. first off. so is k-pop. secondly. idk how to tell you the founding fathers were some of the most violent people around (coming from a black american descentant of slaves who is most likely related to thomas jefferson. shouldn’t have to explain the relevance here). thirdly. hamilton and k-pop both reference and interpolate rap. so idk what to tell you babes. you do like rap. you just don’t like black people. say it with your full chest next time.
#it’s very funny because there’s a whole conversation about how white people treat k-pop and rap#like they are both a homogenous thing and not two very massive and diverse genres#like k-pop isn’t just pop and the idea of it being ‘purer’ is you guys infantalizing Asians#like idk I don’t think you guys hear yourselves sometimes#but that’s another conversation.#jude.txt
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So Lucifer Morningstar, the fourth of the fallen, (retired) ruler of hell, the Devil himself, is a character in DC comics, appearing in the Sandman comics, his own solo run and various other comics
He is absurdly powerful
The thing is, Lucifer still has access to his Divine power, unlike other fallen angels, and is actually more powerful than other angels
What does this mean?
Lucifer was the guy that shaped the matter to create the stars, an ability he still has
Enter one Danny Fenton
“Omg(oh my ghost) I’m a HUGE FAN of your work”
Just Danny fangirling over the literal Devil because of stars and space
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#writing#danny fenton#space nerd Danny#lucifer morningstar#writing prompt#I just think it’s really funny#I gotta say Danny isn’t anywhere near Lucifer’s level#the guy still has power to manipulate and reshape matter of gods creation however he wishes#also has power over souls and ghosts are souls ergo he has power over ghosts#the thing Lucifer really hates is humans blaming him for their own evil#‘the devil made me do it’
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Do you think Death was chasing down puss in boots but kept on having to do his job every time one of the baker dozen died. He’d be so close and then do a Swiper “aw man” everytime because Big Jack Horner just kept on killing people
#puss in boots#spoilers#puss in boots the last wish#Big Jack Horner#Death (Puss In Boots)#Because all 13 of those guys died#and their deaths are to emphasize that Jack Horner is evil#because death isn’t funny in this movie even when presented as comical#because we see him#and because are favorite fearless hero sees him and is scared of him#we know we should be too#and if Death is the only one#like that time Puss had a panic attack Death was chasing after him#and like one of the dozen dies because Jack is awful#he has a job to do and he can’t let his pettiness get in the way
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Danny’s parents want to kill him and he’s like “f in the chat y’all dinner boutta be so awkward tonight smh”
Ok so I know everyone loves the angsty headcannons where Danny is terrified of his parents cuz they wanna kill him but we’ve had that hot take since 2005 I’m here for a source material revival, the much more entertaining “Danny’s parents want to kill him and he actively doesn’t give a fuck”
CUZ UH, IM REWATCHING THE FIRST SEASON AND I FORGOT HOW GENUINELY BLASÉ HE IS ABOUT MADDIE AND JACK TRYING TO GET HIS ASS ITS SO FUNNY.
Like mom holding a literal ghost gun to his head: eh kinda unphased he even has time to quip, his parents say they wanna tear em to pieces: meh see u guys at dinner, LIKE OUR GUY IS SO UNPHASED HE THINKS THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! (s1 ep. 14 public enemy)
And he’s unphased despite knowing his parents tech works and knowing that his mother is actually a good shot. So like I love angst Danny and y’all should keep up the good work but where is my s1 Danny ‘COULDN’T give less of a fuck about his parents’ Fenton representation?
Cuz think of this, for your DPXDC AU consideration, Danny would fit in so well with the bat gang if only because they could try to stab, shoot, capture, brainwash, and stalk him and he’d be like “oh cool villain of the week shit? Nice, what’re we having for lunch.” He. Wouldn’t. Flinch.
#I’m not saying y’all are writing Danny as pusillanimous#except that I am#give my son his groove back this kid is litterally more afraid of a box ghost then his parents#he’s not a scaredy cat and I feel like rn everyone writes him as one#save the wet cat treatment for Tim y’all let Danny be a funny lil guy again#like he grew up in doofenshmirtz lab he isn’t crying over death threats babes#THIS ISN’T A HOT TAKE SO DON’T TRY TO COME FOR ME#THIS IS ME READING FROM THE DP BIBLE VERBATIM#S1 PRIVELAGES REINSTATED#GET GHOSTED#anyway#like I said I’m rewatching s1#and I forgot how freaking fun it was#not all modern DP is angsty mind you and I’m also not here to say it’s wrong or bad#I’m here to say let’s get that biodiversity back baby#Danny Phantom#dp x dc#a cold take just the coldest
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Minor spoilers for the already revealed chapters of the next A Starless Clan book Wind
#a starless clan#a starless clan spoilers#wind spoilers#asc spoilers#warrior cats spoilers#warriors#warrior cats#tigerheart#tigerheartstar#tigerstar 2#tigerstar#Squirrelflight#squirrelstar#frostpaw#Nightheart#I’ve been wanting to draw this ever since the chapters were revealed and what better time than like two days til the book comes out#i actually think tigerheartstar is an interesting character in this arc he genuinely thinks he’s doing the right thing and he does honestly#want to help. he just does it by trying to crack dad jokes to lighten the mood while trying to run a group that doesn’t want him there#i also think it’s funny that he’s consistently just chill with taking in cats thrown out of their clans. ESPECIALLY from RiverClan#don’t get me wrong he’s super weird in omen of the stars and avos and I think in his super edition (I haven’t read it in a while)#but he’s also a good dad. he’s such a perplexing character I can’t help but find him interesting. at least he DOES stuff yknow#I’ll eat my words if he does turn out to be completely evil or something. but I’ll hate if he does his behavior really isn’t like Tigerstar#-the first. this guy isn’t out here trying to seize power#but ENOUGH ABOUT HIM!! Nightheart asking squirrelstar if frostpaw could come to thunderclan with him was so sweet#i wish she’d accepted I don’t want them to split up I’m worried the writers will forget the entire last book and they won’t be close again
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911 texts 2/?
#I just found this in my camera roll and realized I never posted it bc it lkterally isn’t funny#it’s only funny to me#but I guess u guys can have it whatever#911txt#911 memes#911 abc#🪐
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A collection of 'They should’ve kissed here..' ✊😔
#in order it’s#bad and crazy#worst of evil#death's game#strangers from hell#the devil judge#shop for killers#beyond evil#narco saints#tale of the nine tailed 1938#goblin the lonely and great god#cafe minamdang#vigilante#reply 1997#reply 1994#true beauty#lee dong wook is here 5 times what does that say about me.. i'm sorry he has chemistry with everyone and he's kissable so 😔#yk what I love here? in every frame you can see their other half (the other person I mean)#isn’t it funny only the reply series confirmed that 2 characters are into guys#personal
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Alex Kralie moment
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Kakashi: rawdogging the most atrocious mental breakdown in history, just fully losing his mind no chaser
Gai: that’s my Kakashi ‼️👍✨
#kakashi hatake#Maito Gai#might guy#Kakagai#gaikaka#sins kkg#sins gikk#sins Kakashi#sins Gai#this is based off that one panel where Kk points out the five tails#and all Gai says in reply is that he’s his and that he’s sharp#is your ship canon if one doesn’t have a mental breakdown and the other isn’t lovingly saying how sharp he is?#what’s so funny about this is it works on him too#like mid breakdown: yeah I am Gai’s Kakashi aren’t I?#LMAO what a boy (Gai) kisser
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sometimes the wiki can be funny
#malenia blade of miquella#cleanrot knight finlay#elden ring#got to laugh at the folks getting upset in the comments though#like brother chill out it’s a ship#raging like ‘you people are sick for this’ my guy malenia isn’t real it’s okay#funny how they love this type of ship dynamic though when it’s a man right#suddenly it’s no longer inappropriate and it’s all romantic#there’s even those trying to claim finlay’s actually a guy which goes to show it’s not the knight x lady that they have a problem with#it’s the home of phobia
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Peter telling Tony he “only has a body count of 2”, and Tony not wanting to judge but freaking out about who Peter killed and how he can hide the evidence. When Peter asks Tony the same, and is told, with great seriousness that “I lost count after 1000, kid, I don’t like to think about it” — Peter ALSO freaks out, because how can he compare to that?
Somehow this misunderstanding lasts weeks, with Tony desperate to work out where Peter hid the bodies and angsty that the kid hadn’t asked for Tony’s help in the first place. FRIDAY finally has to step in and explain it to them both and they’re both so relieved — until Tony works out that that means Peter slept with other people and stifles the urge to make those fuckers fit to the original definition of “body count”, and until Peter realizes that “lost count after 100” isn’t much more reassuring.
#starker#genz/x boyfriend problems#rambles#my other head canon is that Peter hates that term bc death isn’t funny guys :(#he’s such a good boy#my writing
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most ghostbusters fans are pretty chill, but some of you mischaracterize Ray as being only bubbly childlike and naive, and Egon just becomes Sheldon from big bang theory. like how do you receive significantly better autism rep from a fucking 80s movie than most modern day media, and choose to revert to stereotypes????
#egon does miss social cues on occasion- he does sometimes not understand what peoples intentiions are when talking to him but like…#he does know what sarcasm and humor is. he is funny intentionally a lot… he doesn’t even have that many issues with sarcasm#and he isn’t unfriendly or an asshole either you guys some times just write him like that#and ray is a grown man not a bubbly naïve infant???#did you guys forget his ghost bj fantasy#he’s a grown man#ghostbusters#egon spengler#ray stantz#autism rep#ghostbusters 1984#salt
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south is SO fucking quippy. if she was a dude people would be all over her. nearly every single line she says when she’s not angry she’s making a quip. it really is so sad that misogyny has blinded everyone to how silly she is
#south rvb#tbf. the narrative itself isn’t doing any favors.#but like. come on. ppl can fanon a guy out of two sticks and a wad of gum#there’s SOOO much south being goofy funny jokester…#i NEVER see this aspect of her character explored in fan works#and like. ‘man who’s quippy but has anger issues’ is fanons bread and butter. she really is hates bc she’s a woman.
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