why did aleksa act like that on the cold ones podcast 3 years ago. i swear to god every 5 seconds he’d drop an intimate fact about alex in a blindly-in-love manner and then crack the funniest joke ever that nobody laughed at. i’m going insane. why. every time he jokes about being gay and then immediately denies it i see myself at dinner time wanting to tell my mother the truth but rather biting down on my tongue and tasting blood in fear of the commitment. i really just said that about 30 year old serbian-australian man. you know what i’m not even high right now, can you believe this is how i live every single day? really glad i don’t actually use tumblr so i don’t have an image to ruin because this would do it instantly

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

in the span of hours tumblr has banned an out trans woman who was outspoken about her harrassment and the unfairness of the website's system and MULTIPLE out trans women who commented on the absurdity of the situation--has even banned them for posting pictures of hammers and cars.

if staff thought this was going to make the situation go away, all staff's gotten is a class action lawsuit. good job, hellsite "moderators." you showed your whole ass and you're going to go to court. again.

FNAF puppet and Michael Afton got beef,,

people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.

They now have a mouth and they must scream

Buy me a kofi?

i think im having a stroke

i was gonna post this in a bigger doodle dump but honestly i think its good enough to go on its own

someone asked for my interpretations of the characters prismo and scarab wouldve made at the end of fionna and cake,

so here we have Sīdus the Fallen star and The Carmine Cavalier (also regarded as Carma (like karma))

im proud of scarabs character name simply cause cavalier used as an adjective can mean someone who doesnt care for others. also really proud of his sickle thing- its like the mandibles of a beetle but it acts like a guiding weapon rather than attacking, so he can just hook people and completely displace their movements but it can also be used for punching like brass knuckles

“It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all~”

How I see the Minthara and Gale relationship. (Yes it’s a play on the classic Simpsons scene)

This is maybe a bit of a petty complaint since I don't think that anime adaptations HAVE to adapt the source manga without cutting things out, but I do think the Dungeon Meshi anime is worse for the fact that this particular conversation isn't there:

This chapter is the final chapter before the one where the red dragon appears. In addition to adding to the mounting dread about what Falin's fate is, it also gives context as for WHY Falin's body being found completely digested (excluding the bones) is so bad. I saw someone (and my brother said something similar while we were watching episode 11) be confused on why Falin's skull is so shocking, since the rules of revivals haven't been laid out as well as in the manga

Oh, so now suddenly EVERYONE thinks Rook is hot. I see how it is. I am watching you.

Truly tho Dune worldbuilding is the best worldbuilding because it is BONKERS but it's also full of holes where Frank Herbert simply did not care to elaborate cause that's not what he was interested in writing about. So you can have something like "interstellar travel runs on a bunch of fish men who trip balls and fold space" and if you want to spend time figuring out how the fuck that works the pocket to stick your brain in is right there.

How do you feed an underground city of 10,000 in a desert? How do you dismount from a speeding sandworm? How do you poop in a stillsuit? Frank didn't say and it's up to you to find out.

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

i know it's been said a million times by now but Neil making the FBI agents give him a to-go container before going with them to the headquarters and then pulling it out MID INTERROGATION to continue eating is so fucking unhinged. i love him so fucking much. i fully believe that was a completely intentional power move on Neil's part i doubt he was even that hungry he just wanted to be a little bitch.

heartbreaking ... your mutual reblogged the same post you reblogged earlier but from someone other than you. you are going to get a bad grade in mutuals.