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gawayne · 1 year
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ughh SORRY BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT the people you meet in engineering are just by and large so unpleasant I hate it here
#DONT get me wrong there are at least three very cool eng students here#but fuckign. come on we have to admit it. the structure of the program makes you worse and more annoying#out of stress out of competitiveness whatever#yknow what I’ve never heard in english class or art club? earnest discussions of crypto#elon musk fangirling#clique-forming based on whether you have a fucking pilot’s license#using gay as an insult like it’s 2014#physical assault#etc#christ be normal for a bit!! talk about something that doesn’t make me wanna kill myself!#tbh think the issue might be that smart mean rich kids either go into mech/elec or medicine#and there’s nowhere else in the country for aero freaks to go so they all end up here. revving their audis at 10pm and cutting off busses#no joke every few months I’m like huh I should try to make friends in this program. and I go to a social event or talk to someone or w/e#and then I remember that they are not fun to hang out with because I don’t invest or like cars or want a plane or drink#and I am not willing to sit thru that discussion until someone brings up something more interesting. usually there isn’t anything#see our capstone group works bc it’s full of adhd bitches. today we talked about eggs for an hour#ughhhhh. genuinely I think it’s weird how many ppl don’t have hobbies beyond gaming drinking and investing and I fundamentally can’t get#along with them and that’s why all the cool engineers are found in art club#or maybe I’m just insane and annoying who knows
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sourcedecay · 2 years
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The hiring process for this job is so fucking annoying
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hoodieimp · 1 year
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Ngl it feels like my Finals Season Stress Freakouts are happening a) earlier and b) more and more frequently every school year
That's......probably not good huh
#dizzyisms#I mean Yeah ADHD Hellbrain has never been kind to me#but even just in the past two years I feel like I'm rapidly losing my ability to Care about deadlines#and I straight up can't do some assignments until an hour before they're due#the most minor shit has me feeling Overwhelmed#and yeah I have academic accommodations (thank fuck) but I barely bother to Use them half the time#bc I keep convincing myself that I Can Do This On My Own If I Just Try Hard Enough#hell last semester I straight up Forgot abt the deadline to apply for finals accommodations#n only my profs being Super nice and personally giving me extra time got me thru it#and that's just the uni stuff#don't even get me started on the fact that I haven't seen my partner in person in Months#and still haven't gotten my actual license bc I keep going Weeks without practicing#My life has been the size of my bedroom and my phone screen and I hate it so much#I feel so god damn Helpless and Suffocated and some days it makes me want to break shit and scream and throw myself against a wall until#my body gives out#but I won't even allow myself That bc I'll still have to deal with the aftermath#I'd say I wanna kill myself but honestly I don't have the balls to lmao#don't wanna make my family n friends have to deal with my mess#so instead im just gonna keep all this shit to myself and keep going back n forth from campus to gym to room#and scroll thru this fuckin app day in n day out like always#but it's only a matter of time until something Gives and some poor rando catches me at the Wrong moment and I fucking lose my mind and take#Everything out on them
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nsomniacsdream · 2 years
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I have a hard time talking about American law enforcement, because I have ptsd (like a therapist told me this and everything) from my own experiences with cops and because it's so balls quaking insane.
Like, a cop in the United States can pull you over for any reason. Which is a nice way of saying no reason, because literally anything can be used after the fact as justification. A cop can say its cuz you looked at him, or didnt look at him, or it looked like you were holding something, or looked like you were driving too perfectly for it to be natural. It's insane.
There are apparently no circumstances where a cop can't just kill you. The line the courts have applied is "reasonably believed" you were a threat, but that's such a nebulous nothing limit that people get shot for reaching for their license, having their phone in their hand, you're running away with no weapon, not being able to follow conflicting commands, like anything. And cops are almost never charged, because every court is going to believe he could "reasonably believe" he was threatened. Fuck, if you give me enough time, I can make any situation seem juuuuust plausibly threatening enough to pass that bar. It's insane.
A cop can just rob you. Like tell you to give him your wallet, take all the cash out, and just walk away with it. Exactly like you would imagine getting robbed in an alley would go, except no one can help. And he doesn't even have to hide it, he just drops it in a box at the station and they put it in their bank account. It's legal. You can't prove it wasn't drug money. I can't prove any money wasn't at some point drug money. It's insane.
If a cop just walks in your front door and says "I'm here to kill you and your entire family" YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON IF YOU STOP HIM. There is no positive defense for assaulting a police officer in the United States, and doubly so if you kill him. You have effectively no defense against a homicidal cop, which happens same as any other job. Unless for some reason you have cameras all thru your house and clearly caught the audio of him saying that he's there just to kill you, you have zero chance of not going to prison, probably for life. And that's assuming you aren't killed "resisting arrest" while being taken into custody. It is a crime, in this country, for you to defend yourself under any circumstances if the person you're defending yourself from is a cop. That's insane.
You don't have civil rights if a cop says so. You have the right to have a gun, right? A lot of states have open carry. A cop can shoot you if he sees you have a gun. Doesn't matter if you have a license and everything. So you effectively don't have the right to bear arms if a cop can shoot you for exercising it. You have the right to protest. Unless a cop tells you to stop. He doesn't need a real reason to tell you to stop. And if you don't stop, you can be arrested or shot. So you don't really have the right to protest, do you? A cop cant just search your car or house, right? Unless he claims he heard something, or smelled something, neither of which can be proven. So a cop can search whatever he wants, as long as he pretends there was a "reason". So you dont have protection from unreasonable search and seizure, do you? These are no longer rights- they're things the cops allow.. for now. But legally, those rights have already been found to not actually be rights, because any random cop can decide to take that right from you, for any reason. It's insane.
These aren't like crazy things that I'm just making up, these aren't some weird twisted way I'm looking at something, these are all very real things that we all just.. ignore? Police abolitionists and the media bring these things up all the time, and the overwhelming response to it is: so what? Don't break the law and it won't matter. Blue lives matter. More police funding. Cops should have tanks. It's insane. And I always feel like im just rambling and sound insane when I say this kind of stuff because if you wrote a book and had the dystopian government doing the stuff that the police in this country do every single day, those same people who "back the blue" would line up to say stuff like "*Books government* wouldnt have a chance before us real americans stopped them" on twitter and not even get a hint of the irony.
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bukuoshin · 1 year
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I have to fucking shower but I wanna wait until after I bathe the pups but that wont be until the afternoon but I'm sweaty rn bc I'm finally on a sleep schedule that lets me pace the kitchen from 3AM-7AM but I'm also out of clothes so I need to wash the stuff in my hamper but the top of my hamper broke last week so if I take anything out the top will fall down it and I need the top for stuff but but but but but
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fandomnerd9602 · 1 month
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Scarlet Delivery
a Scarlet Webs story
Wanda Maximoff x Spider-Man!Reader
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Wanda was hyperventilating. Her cell phone was buzzing just waiting for you to pick it up.
“Hello?” You manage to answer.
“Detka, where are you?!” She managed to say in between her hyperventilating breaths.
“Currently…rush hour” you said sticking to the front of a police car. The perp was Mac Gargan. “You shouldn’t worry, baby. I’ll be there.”
“Promise?” Wanda said, tears streaming down her cheek.
“I promise.” A gunshot went off. You narrowly dodged a bullet, “gotta go. Hey! Can’t you see I was taking a phone call!?”
And with that you had to hang up and jump back into the fray. You hated having to do patrol without Wanda. But circumstances had changed the flow and now you were solo again. Nothing changes when you’re the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Meanwhile, Wanda’s tears were still flowing as a portal opened behind her. And out of the portal comes this universe’s Doctor Stephen Strange.
“It’s time,” he says gesturing for your lovey witch to follow. She does so, all the while hoping that you’d keep your promise.
You land on the hood of Mac Gargan’s stolen vehicle. “License and registration, sir?”
Blam! Another shot goes off, you jump onto the roof of the car. A couple more shots ring out. You dodge each bullet flawlessly.
“Can we wrap this up?” You mockingly whine, “I have prior engagements!”
You web up Mac and yank him out the car, webbing him to a nearby streetlight. The car barrels towards a nearby crosswalk where a little old lady with a Walker is currently trying to cross.
“Of all the times!” You jump onto the hood and spray it with various webs before jumping onto the back and yanking the car back with all your might, bringing the car to a dead halt mere inches from the elderly lady.
You give a quick salute and swing off. You knew the location. You knew where Wanda was gonna be. It was all a piece of cake right?
Well then came the Vulture. He tries to slice at you once, twice. “Not now Toomes! I have some place to be.”
“Yes. The morgue!” He tries slicing at you again. You swing thru Times Square and web the winged foe in a giant spider web.
“Yo! Spidey!” A citizen calls out to you.
“Yeah?”
“Where’s your lady? The Witch?”
“I’m trying to get to her now!” You call out before swinging off again into the city. Why did it have to be on the other end of New York?
You land on a rooftop. You quickly web a couple silk lines to your suit, forming a makeshift pair of wings.
“I’m coming Wanda,” you shoot out two web lines and slingshot yourself across the city. Catching a wind current, you sail thru the open air of the city.
You see your destination: the Sanctum Sanctorum. You dive bomb and land right in front of the building. Wong quickly answers the door.
“How far?” You ask.
“You made it just in time.” He smiles and leads the way. You nearly run the way to the little room.
You run in to find Wanda in a relaxed position, still hyperventilating. Nine months pregnant and she still looked beautiful as ever. Dr Strange was readying his medical scrubs.
“Detka!” Wanda exclaims, tears of joy streaming down her face. You run up to her, kissing her gently.
“I promised I’d be here, right?” You ask with a little smirk. Wanda giggles and kisses you again.
“Okay Wanda,” Strange intones, “it’s time. Now push.”
“Sure you got this, Doc?” You ask.
“It’s not surgery. I’m just catching the babies. I won’t drop them.”
“Drop them and I will kill you” Wanda say through gritted teeth.
“I believe you” Strange answers back. “Now focus and push.”
It ended up taking the rest of the day and into the night but Wanda delivered two healthy baby boys. You and her were so excited.
“My boys,” Wanda said with fresh tears streaming down her cheeks. “Billy. Tommy.”
“They’re amazing,” you kiss the top of Wanda’s head, “thank you baby.”
“Thank you. I love them so much already,” Wanda let out a little tired laugh. She actually had her boys in her arms. This wasn’t some conjured up version of them. This wasn’t some other universe’s version of them. This was them, flesh and blood. She had a loving spouse, two handsome little babies, a nice little home in Queens.
Wanda finally had the life she always wanted. And best yet, she got to have it with you, her Spider Monkey.
Tags: @tokufighter @ma1egamer @jacelion @lifespectator @aloneodi @holiday-house-of-m @family-house-of-m @multi-fandom-enjoyer @iamnicodemus @rroyale-109 @scarletquake-n7 @moonpheus
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bellshazes · 1 year
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companion to my bdubs best-of, here's a cheat sheet of my personal favorite etho mindcrack episodes. going to organize this by topic, then miscellaneous stuff by season under the cut. because there is so much.
king of the ladder is one of the best, although you might want to watch the sky shrooms prank episodes leading up to it too. best hour you'll ever spend watching people climb a ladder over and over. sick aerial maneuvers.
boat prank with doc - boat boy! boat boys.
team canada - the first big prank on zisteau, and the painting one - payback will be a bitch. also, ???.
obsidian coffin prank - bdubs falsely claims etho pranked him, so etho builds bdubs a numbers puzzle. of death.
onion pranked - team boobee gifts etho one of his favorite foods.
fun house prank and von sway - a new architectural design style is born.
death games - in order to avenge pause, etho hunts his friends for sport but says if they kill each other, they can increase the amount of times etho will kill the other person. sometimes fails, but also this absolutely spectacular kill on nebris using respawn mechanics to surprise is so good. see also hostility rises.
death games 2.0 - now server-wide opt-in event in the following season. bdubs (and guude) try to kill etho. civil war and an arkas kill.
mass pvp - arena fight night, LENS BATTLE. spawn UHCs, arkasdam pvp,
horsegirl activities - the horse drive-thru, beyonc? and taylor swift, a horse timer, doing wheelies,
season 1
nether project - taking one for the team, etho begins his first nether hub construction in classic nether brick and sandstone. later expanded with help from the b-team.
nice prank - please enjoy this kevin mcleod speed cleaning montage. if you can.
bdoubleo - just before the trial, etho and bdubs discuss their upcoming court case while making trees, 3D cubes, and a big hole at spawn. tune in next to the etho vs the b-team trial to find out why he's got chocolate on his knees.
the underside - etho finds out he's got a roommate and continues his quest for an anvil kill.
the pet shop - etho prepares to open his extremely legitimate, fully-licensed, no illegal activity pet shop and feels just so bad for the poor b-team. also, this is the first episode hoppers existed, which has nothing to do with his new quartz generator.
king of the boat - a bunch of people come together to fix bdubs' flammable arena. shenanigans ensue.
seinfeld fans - etho shows beef his new trivia game.
pvp lesson with generikb - etho teaches pvp skills and learns a new word.
season 2
nether hub again - the nether hub falls on etho again but bdubs pitches in this time. ghost zombies, quartz tragedies, etho's little buddy (betrayal)
i feel fine - etho is NOT sick, tells firework stories while helping with doc's perimeter and helps bdubs fishing rod kill a piglin.
canadian killers - etho's escort service, live, from pauseunpause's gaping hole.
this one just for the wither kill at the end.
workers shack - i literally just love this build fr. he steals bdub's color scheme. for more arena work, see capture points, the layout, bed respawn, death counter, arena chit chat,
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77ngiez · 11 months
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post-good end omori thoughts brought to u by the sunny omori himself
sunny and basil stay really close, mostly because they think everybody else in the group hates them but theyve been thru too much shit together to hate each other. basils the first in the group to get his drivers license (besides hero) and so sometimes he’ll drive up to the city sunny lives in. he’ll leave friday right after school and stay until sunday evening. sunny’s mom is almost always gone working so it’s nice that basil’s around.
basil is also the only one that sunny’s told about headspace. partly because of the aforementioned "wow everybody else probably hates me for killing mari" and partly because. basil could see "something". he doesnt tell basil everything ofc but he tells him a fair amount, and weirdly basil can guess some stuff before sunny says it. or maybe it’s more than guessing, who’s to say?
at any rate, because basil and sunny know about headspace but the others don’t, that’s another reason that they’re closer even when the main friend group reconnects. aubrey will be over at basils and mention that she’s considering dying her hair purple, and basil flinches and is like "are you sure thats a good idea?" and shes like What Are You On About and then he has to avoid the topic.
obviously the rest of the group Does Not hate sunny and basil (except maybe hero a bit, but not even him really, he’s just in a lot of pain), but it takes a bit to get that through their thick (read: traumatized) heads. it ends up being kel who helps sunny realize that he’s been forgiven.
for basil, oddly, it’s kim—she noticed aubrey was acting weird ever since sunny moved, and she felt guilty about having bullied basil in the past, so she tried to talk to him about it. obviously he didn’t tell her about the whole mari thing, but he tried to help her understand what was going on with aubrey a bit because he still cares about her. yadda yadda yadda kim and basil ended up becoming friends somehow, and bcoz aubrey drags kim (aka kim follows her) to a lot of her hangouts with kel and hero, kim ends up picking up on a bunch of stuff that never gets said out loud. and she convinces basil that he is NOT universally hated by everybody except sunny.
sunny completely loses his eye, and so he wears his eyepatch at pretty much all times except when he’s sleeping. even though he’s home alone. he feels like when he looks at things with his missing eye socket, he can see omori and mari. so he just. covers it lol.
hero dates a lot of girls from college. they never last too long, though. he’s never really managed to get over mari, but he knows she’d want him to, so he’s trying. but none of his relationships really work out since his heart still wholly belongs to a dead girl.
kel still bottles things up for a bit. everybody can tell that he’s upset, but he refuses to admit it, until one day aubrey takes him to one of those places where you just break things. kel first treats it like a joke, but he ends up screaming and crying and shouting while he breaks things.
"SUNNY!! BASIL!! I— FUCK YOU!!! I LOVE YOU BUT FUCK YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU SUNNY, I HATE YOU BASIL, I HATE YOU HERO, I HATE YOU AUBREY, I HATE YOU HERO!!! I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD STOP NEEDING ME FOR JUST A MOMENT!!! WHY AREN’T I ALLOWED TO BREAK DOWN?! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU, I HATE ALL OF YOU, EVEN MARI, I HATE EVERYBODY, I HATE EVERYTHING, I HATE IT SO MUCH-!!" and etc
but once he gets it all out, he’s a lot better. he’s even more willing to be vulnerable and talk about things. although he’s only really able to bear his soul with aubrey. for what it’s worth, it’s pretty reciprocal.
speaking of aubrey. she’s probably been coping the best for the past four years, but once sunny tells her the truth, she kinda breaks. she copes with self-destructive behavior, and sometimes drugs (mostly just weed, from the maverick). she stays really close with the hooligans, maybe even closer than with the others. it takes years, and sunny and basil’s permission, but eventually she tells kim everything.
when they reach college, they end up going to the same place—except hero, who’s graduated from medical school but is taking online classes for culinary school without telling his parents.
basil and sunny move in together, because. they’re still very very close. aubrey lives in her car. on purpose. most of the hooligans do, to be honest. they’re still super tight-knit. kel lived in college housing, but eventually hero made him move in with him, which ended up being good for them both.
basil and sunny have hallucinations. sunny’s are mostly omori and the stranger (mari’s gone now, and he thinks maybe she wasn’t a hallucination after all but her ghost, who’s finally moved on now that the group is healing enough). basil’s are mostly something, although sometimes he sees the headspace version of himself. sometimes alive, sometimes with his head crushed like a watermelon. (when he talks about it after a particularly bad nightmare, sunny chokes up, because he never told basil that particular detail.)
uhh yeah this is getting too long soo goodbye for now lol
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teecupangel · 10 months
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So all this stuff about Desmond having the highest concentration of ISU DNA (I'm to ignore everything Ubisoft says about this after AC3) and Minerva's plan with Des as the "prophet" in the calculations leads me to think these AU :
1 - Desmond can't die in any way, from any damage at any stage of his life before the temple as a very screwed life insurance programmed by ISU (Minerva, probably), either by being the last one with that amount of ISU DNA in his body or to avoid any setback in the temple
2 - Desmond's body begins to gradually mutate to adapt to what will be his destiny in the temple but slowly he becomes more ISU than human, no one notices at first, there are signs of course (the bleeding probably doesn't hurt anymore) but everyone is too busy to notice, and Desmond is the only one who is aware that something is seriously wrong with his body (which leads him to survive the temple)
Lol. Well, you can borrow my usual go-to “I reject canon and substitute my own” and turn Desmond’s canon 0.952% Isu genes to 9.52%.
As for the prophet thing, Ezio is the ‘prophet’. To be more exact, he’s Desmond’s prophet so… in this religious-heavy symbolism/metaphor, Ezio is the prophet to Desmond’s messiah.
So… in a way, Desmond is actually higher than a prophet XD
Idea 1:
An argument could be said that this is sorta canon. The Isus picked a specific Desmond who would do all the necessary events (run away from home, be a bartender, get a motorcycle license, get abducted by Abstergo) and, if we think of this chosen Calculation as a specific branch of a large (glowing) tree, it’s directly tied to Desmond’s lifeline and is still growing ever so slightly. There will be smaller branches but these are all alternate branches (ex: instead of going to New York, he goes to Washington DC) that will either break off (too many deviations from the main calculations, creating a new timeline) or it would die out (Desmond dies in the end of this branch). The story we follow is the main branch and it continues on as long as Desmond lives. So this is less of the Isus creating an insurance program to make sure he lives thru and more that the Isus have ensured that the path Desmond walked would keep him alive.
However… if we set up a life insurance program that ensures Desmond survives no matter what (and can only be overridden by Isu orders), then we have three ways to make this happen:
1) Desmond receives a specific item that facilitates this.
In this idea, Desmond would receive this item early in life, maybe by the time he was born or when he was quite young. A family heirloom perhaps? Maybe a piece of jewelry like an earring from his mother that is said to be passed down to generations, a ‘wish of good fortune and long life’. The important part is that this item must be small enough that Desmond doesn’t mind carrying it all the time and attached to a part of his body (or he’s wearing it) that can’t be easily taken off by others (and maybe even Desmond). This item will be dormant until it scans Desmond’s DNA and the main idea is that it analyzes everything at a specific radius from Desmond, using its connection to the Calculations to remove any threats that have an 80% chance of killing or severely crippling Desmond. Training doesn’t count because it won’t kill him nor cripple him… physically anyway. This one would be the easiest to ‘combat’. All Desmond has to do is find what item is causing him to be sorta immortal and take it off, maybe even destroy it.
2) Devices are activated when Desmond is in the vicinity.
In this idea, we take the primary capability of the item in 1 and make the devices be stationed in specific locations that only activate if Desmond is in their range. These devices could be in temples and vaults, any Isu-related locations, and maybe some of them had already been taken by Abstergo but they remained dormant until they noticed that Desmond is in their range. Desmond’s life in New York has been guaranteed because he’s in the range of the Grand Temple. His life in Italy was also a guarantee because of the vault in the Vatican and Rome. This device can be something inconspicuous like a simple pillar in the vault/temple that only glows when Desmond is in its range. Or… it could be POEs in general. (Or both? The POEs themselves have a smaller range than the actual devices but they operate the same way)
3) The live preserving program is encoded into Desmond’s DNA itself.
Okay, this is the fun one and also the one that would give us yummy angst material. So, long story short, the Isus added a little bit of genetic manipulation to Desmond’s DNA that ensures that he will live no matter what.
My first choice is that this specific gene came from Altaïr’s side because we have no idea who most of his descendants are so we will have an easier time in ensuring this genetic manipulation will stay a secret until it’s passed on to Desmond but explaining how the gene got to his ancestor is more believable with Ezio since Minerva could have added it to his genes when they talked. Of course, we can just add the gene in Altaïr’s side thanks to the trusty lack of information about Umar’s origins (also, ‘son of no one’ implies he’s an orphan which means we can play with his background a lot).
Regardless of how Desmond got the gene, what it does is (and I definitely got this idea from Code Geass XD) that it uses the Calculations to check the possibility of Desmond dying. Anything at 97% or higher would activate this gene and control Desmond to ensure his safety above all else, even if it means either running away or doing something that would harm others, without any thoughts of the collateral damage. The ancestor he received this from also has this to a lesser degree to ensure they pass it to him (Altaïr: withstanding Al Mualim’s use of the power thru sheer willpower or, if we’re going for Ezio instead, Ratonhnhaké:ton finding the strength to kill Haytham at the end… perhaps the gene in Haytham has been disabled the moment Ratonhnhaké:ton has been born).
I say this would give us angst potential because this one is the most invasive. Desmond might start to think he’s a selfish person for prioritizing his life or he might think he’s going crazy because there are times when it feels like he’s another person for a few brief moments. Then he starts using the Animus and the Bleeding Effect starts messing him up even further…
Idea 2:
Oh, oh, oh! This is very similar to my and @fanworldbuildingfun’s idea a while back concerning how the Animus was slowly turning him into an Isu so maybe check that out if that interests you (it starts out with us giving more Isu backstory and then Desmond becoming an Isu gets slipped in)? In a nutshell, the usual route to change Desmond into an Isu is to make him start being ‘converted’ once he gets the Apple (maybe even point out that it starts with Minerva touching the Apple because we don’t really get a reason why she did that, although I do have an “It could be a verification thing?” headcanon for that XD) BUT the more interesting idea is that his conversion started once he’s been forced into the Animus because the Animus’ foundation is created from something Abstergo got from the Apple which might possibly be a POE. The Animus reads DNA for genetic memories but what if the device it’s based on can do more than that? Add in his high Isu genes and constant usage of the Animus and Desmond really had no escape for this one.
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boxeboxer · 3 months
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the quirky annoying fandom favorite “gremlin” guy in a scifi setting (bonus points if he’s a scientist or a science experiment etc) is just a repackaged The Misogynist but he’s a good guy deep down trust me!! which is why i cannot stand them
i don’t think it’s intentional but god. i’m begging some of you to listen to women in stem. or crazy idea put more women in your scifi settings.. this trope is so cancerous atp it makes me want to peel my skin off. men like this do exist in the real world and they’re not haha funny when you actually have to work with them. i’m so serious
every day at work a select few of my male coworkers 10 years older than me who have wives and drivers licenses and KIDS will act like literal children so i have to mother them in order for them to get anything done. they’ll stare at me in silence until i notice. one of them threw a rock at me last week bc i couldn’t hear him across the room and he didn’t feel like coming over to me and talking to me like a human being. chat listen closely. when i see a man using weaponized incompetence in a story and it’s treated as #charming i want to reach thru the screen and kill him
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hoshi-y · 1 year
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Oooh! Follow up for the Yugi twins being besties and forming a pact about their love for the reader... How about they secretly break the pact rules when alone with the reader, and things get saucy and spicy!!!
Love Triangle
Part 2 (Amane route)
(Part 1)
Genre : Fluff with Lime
Characters : Yugi Amane
TW : Slight Heated Content
A/N : You know HAHEHEHHEHE nothing but good lime to help me cope with my stress LMAOHAHSHZHA, This is by far the most longets one shot I have ever wrote but I'm not complaining
I Hope you enjoy 💗
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Well, Some promises were meant to be broken.
So far so good, None of them have brokrn the rule
yet
These two confessed to you at the same time
making you slightly panicked
"[F/N], Please go out with me!" The twins said, as they slowly glared at each other "A-ah.. Oh dear.. I didn't know you two had that type of feelings for me.."
Amane tenderly held your hand as he gave you the most attractive smile making an arrow go right thru you "I've liked you ever since Elementary, [F/N], Although you don't have to give me an answer right away.. I can wait" Amane was about to add more when Tsukasa pushed him away as he took his brothers place
"Words can't describe how much I like you [F/N], I can't go a single day not thinking about you.."
You didn't know what to do... Actually you couldn't believe that these two would fight over you, are you worth that much fighting for?
"You two stop.. I'm not gonna answer neither of you if you keep fighting.. If I am gonna be the sole reason why your relationships are not going well I'm sorry but.. I'll decline your confessions.." You bowed but I guess neither of them will stop until you can fall inlove with one of them.
"Why don't we court you [F/N]? See if you'll.. like either one of us.." Amane said in a soft tone as Tsukasa was rapidly nodding his head
Should you accept? decline? Ahh.. Worst case scenario if you declined these two might still end up fighting, or maybe they can man up and mature to stop but you doubt they would..
You sighed as you nodded your head "Fine.. Alright.." Their eyes lit up, Maybe you should have declined-
They look more competitive as ever.
"Well, since you accepted, why not hang out with me? just the two of us" Amane asked as Tsukasa stared at his brother in disbelief
"WHAT I was gonna ask them first!"
"Too bad."
"You guys.." They shut their mouths, but held a glare at each other
"I'd.. Love to hangout with you Amane.. And I'll hang out with you next Tsu.. Just don't fight.." Their eyes lit up with excitement, god you sounded like you were giving out schedules for your dates..
You were excited, but scared at the same time, what if you hurt Tsukasa's feelings?
No he looked excited when you said you'll hang out with him next..
was he.. a masochist???
Ehh.. you let him do what he wants
Amane wanted to bring you to the movies and then a night market on Saturday!
You were very excited cause you heard the night market had loads of cute things
A hole drilled in your pockets
But are you reaalllyy gonna place down a single money?
You stood at the front of your gate shocked
Amane said he was gonna pick you up at the front of your house, so you thought like walk by your house and then the two of you will go to the train station together..
But no your boy was driving a car, when did he get a license?
"W-WHAT?! Amane when did you learn how to drive?!" You eyed him getting out of the drivers seat and walked up to you with a smile
Since it was the cold seasons already, He wore a long sleeved beige turtle neck sweater and a black coat and brown pants, Was he always this good looking?
"Heya~ I recently just got my drivers license! So why not use it hm?" He took off his coat and placed it over your shoulders "You might get cold.. Come on let's go, I heard the line up for The Orphan first kill is long" He held your hand making you blush, You couldn't feel the harsh coldness of the wind with your burning face
He opened the passenger door as he helped you get in, once you got in he closed the door and went to the drivers door and got in and started the engine
"No offense or anything Amane.. But" Amane looked to his right to see you gripping onto the seat belt as he let out a chuckle "Don't worry~ If I didn't know how to drive how'd I get here safely? I won't intentionally hurt you, [F/N], anyways lets go" He got out of parking and started taking the both of you to the cinema
When was he SO attractive? even with driving he looked unbelievably ethereal.. Not to mention those hands—
"Are you alright? you've been staring at me for awhile now, or is it you've fallen for me?~" You immediately looked away as your face turned into a deep red "N-no.."
When the both of you finally got there, parked, and went inside
it was PACKED with people mhm
You two just got lucky there was a little line at the movie you were gonna watch
Amane let you choose what food to eat TT
He paid for EVERYTHING
Man how much he got in those pockets??
While watching, he enjoyed himself while you didn't
Why did he enjoy himself? Well
Everytime eerie music would come up you would cling onto his arm unaware of it
And when a jumpscare happens you hide into his arms
The best day he has ever had cause he got to hold you so close to him
After the movie you were beat up
Amane tried to cheer you up by mentioning the night market
Which worked, obviously
It was 5pm already so you walked around the food stalls!
You didn't even spend a single penny...
"A-amane you don't have to pay for everything you know.." You eyed him as he payed the stall vendour and took both your smoothies "Nah I like spoiling you"
'WHAT TYPE OF SPOILING IS THIS?!—'
It was now quarter to 7, The official opening of the ngith market, You and Amane walked around looking at the different stalls and what they were selling, This little stall caught your attention because of its cute decorations, It was selling necklaces, bracelt, and earrings
A necklace with a cresent moon on it caught your eye as Amane followed your gaze "Do you want it?" You looked at him "Yeah its so pretty~ Like look it even has—"
You felt him put something around your neck (his hands—), It was the necklace you wanted
"It looks good on you~" Before he can grab his wallet to pay, you got to him first, I mean you were planning on buying it anyways
"Thank you for stopping by! come again!" The seller said as the two of you explored the area more "Heyy.. I wanted to pay for it.."
"Amane you're paying for things you won't even use.." You deadpanned "But, I for sure know it would be for good use" He held your hand as he looked back at you
"You tired?" You nodded as you yawned "I had a very great time today.." Hugging his arm, it was his turn to be a tomato "Do you want something Amane? I feel bad for making you pay for all of this.."
"Actually, There is something I do want"
"What is it?" You asked innocently
"You."
You sped walk away from him as he laughed a d cuaght up with you
"Aw come on that was good!"
It was time, to bring you home
But you didn't wanna go home just yet so you asked Amane if you could chill at his house
Maybe watch more movies or a series
but are you really sure that the only thing the both of you will do is watch?
"Let's watch Legend of the blue Sea!! "
"You've watched that show alot of times already [F/N]..." He looked at you as you typed in the Series
"Who cares~"
Everything was going smoothly
No one was home to disturb the both of you
Not even Tsukasa was home
Well, They were times Amane would be, needy for you
But he didn't wanna break the rule and let his younger brother have you
Maybe.. If he didn't make it obvious..
While your eyes were glued to the screen, you felt two arms wrap around your waist, You turned your head to the right and came face to face with Amane
"A-amane.. What are you doing?.." You asked as he got closer, so close that one move the both of you can already kiss.
He held your hands as he got closer to your ear "Have I mentioned how beautiful you are [F/N]?.." He said in a husky tone which made you explode in red
"A-amane.."
"[F/N].. May I?."
You hesitated but unknowingly nodded, He captured your lips into a kiss as he laid you down making him hover ontop of you
The kiss was sweet and gentle at first, But became rougher each second making it hard for you to keep up making the kiss slightly sloppy
You turned your head to the side to get air but Amane pulled you back in, He licked your bottom lip asking for permission to enter and you shyly opened your mouth as you let him explore
You two tried to fight for dominance but of course he wins everytime as he explored every area of that pretty mouth of yours
Amane pulled away leaving a trail of saliva connected to both of your tongues
"A-Amane— hng.." He dipped his face onto your neck and started pepperong it with kisses, He held both your hands down onto the bed as he started finding your sweet spot
"Amane I-I don't we should— A-ah!" You couldn't comprehend the amount of pleasure you were receiving at the moment, as your mind went into a daze
Amane kept sucking and biting on your neck as he trailed it down to your collarbone, He sat you down on his lap as he brought you back into a kiss as he held your waist, your hands found its way to his choppy black
Finally pulling away panting as Amane admires the work he has done
From your neck that was almost filled with hickeys, to your very flushed face and disheveled hair
"You taste very sweet, [F/N]" He chuckled as he held onto your cheek as he leaned in closer "Mm~ Makes me want to taste it a little more..~" As he laid you back down and continued where both of you left off.
Who knew, an innocent date turned into a heated makeout session
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I feel very dissatisfied with the lime so I might yk tweak a little hehshzhsh, BUT THIS WAS BY FAR ONE OF THE LONGETS ONE SHOT I HAVE EVER WROTE I even had to seperate it
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He got his physician license taken not surgical. Its on youtube! Rewatch the scene where the kids find the office. I combed thru the scene and the language the *kids* used. It'll make you angry, i promise.
My theorys always been dr sinclair lied to his kids about being a surgeon. Big give away is the doctor title. Surgeons are usually referred to as ms/mrs/mr not doctor
And to try to prove himself as a surgeon not just a physician, he did a life threatening surgery that cost bo the part of his brain that handles impulse control. And vince! minced his face. Something like those scars shoulda smoothed out over time. you check out the unmasking scene, parts of his face are unevenly cut
Plus also, Realistically, you would use a *team* of surgeons to do an operation like separating conjoined twins, not just 1 person. Yet, he himself was the only one that lost his license performing the surgery.
Finally the scene itself, with all the tools. why does he have all those tolls AT HOME. Tools are expensive.
Its a Headcanon of mine just makes the guy even more egomaniacal, or just plain evil in my book. Its why i love this hc so much! It makes their dad a even more horrible human being
Yeah to be honest it doesn't take a genius to notice the parents are horrific people, all you have to do is watch the opening scene of them duct-taping their son to a high chair
also i'm ngl I was a little distracted by the dying budget after Bo was bat-ed to death.
I honestly believe these two grownass adults were egotistical wakkos, though if a sequel is ever made with these characters, I think a prequel is the only way to go.
It's a big reason why the end scene of Vincent trying to kill Claire or whatever her name is really fucking irked me. It's shown to the audience that the twin's parents were fucking nutjobs that abused the twins but Claire really had to hit us with the "Lol I saw the highchair and his scars but you're not the evil twin, Vincent, your meanie brother is"
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beardedmrbean · 1 year
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A Florida woman was arrested last week for allegedly brandishing a firearm at two McDonald's drive-thru workers because an item she wanted wasn't on the menu, according to a probable cause affidavit. 
Quavi Young, 26, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without the intent to kill, open carry of a weapon, and driving with a suspended license. 
The incident began last Thursday at a McDonald's in Cocoa, Florida, when Young pulled up to the drive-thru for the second time that evening and "requested a meal which was not on the menu," according to an arrest affidavit. 
The worker told Young that the menu item wasn't available and asked her why she was mad, prompting Young to allegedly brandish a black handgun and say that she'll "push her ‘s--- back,'" according to the affidavit. 
WENDY'S TEEN EMPLOYEE RECOVERING AFTER BEING SHOT THROUGH DRIVE-THRU
Young then went to second drive-thru window and grabbed the gun and put it in her lap, the other worker told officers. 
The McDonald's employees called 911 and responding officers made contact with Young, who allegedly had a black M&P Shield handgun with a drum-style magazine capable of carrying 50 rounds in her passenger seat. 
Young was booked into jail on a combined $7,500 bond in the early hours of Friday morning, according to jail records. She was released on Saturday. Court records did not list an attorney. 
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moldybits · 1 year
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I need to bitch for a minute here so hold on a sec
I understand most people don’t understand how pharmacies work. I don’t think corporations adding in things like drive thrus has helped retail pharmacy’s image either. But holy shit, this video (and especially the comments) fucking infuriate me
First off, I want everyone to know, a pharmacist has the 100% legal right to not fill your prescription for any reason. Now, normally when there is an issue with the prescription, the pharmacist will attempt to contract the prescriber to have something fixed, changed, clarified, etc. Rarely will a pharmacist ever outright refuse a prescription. I’ve seen it happen only a few times- and those few times came with good reasons. Remember, this is their license on the line. If they were to allow a prescription to get filled that could hurt or even kill you, and something did happen to you, then legal authorities come back at the pharmacist first for allowing it to be dispensed. I hate seeing comments like “this is between me and my doctor!!”. Your pharmacist knows more about medications and drug interactions than your prescriber. Your pharmacist is a healthcare professional. For the love of god they’re not fucking fast food workers that stand around and approve every medication they see.
Second, also in response to the comments, if you’re gonna complain about HIPAA, you better at least spell it right. It isn’t “HIPPA” 🙄. Anyway, yes a pharmacist can ask you any medical question they’d like. I can ask you any question I’d like as a pharmacy tech! I just can’t take your medical information and just tell the next random person in line. That is what HIPAA is. We’ve had a woman complain in the pharmacy that asking for her birthday- which is how we look up your medication in the first place- is a violation of HIPAA. It’s fucking not.
In response to the video- no one refused to fill the prescription. What most likely happened is this: Mounjaro is currently only FDA approved for type 2 diabetes. Not weight loss. Insurance rarely covers Mounjaro anyway. Won’t cover it at all for weight loss. There is a manufacturer discount card that can bring it down to $25 (this has changed). In order to bill the discount card, it basically needs to be billed thru insurance first, then be rejected, then billed thru the discount card which would usually bring it to the $25. They changed this for the new cards. Because of auditing, it now only covers the prescription if there is a type 2 diagnosis on the prescription. It will not cover it without it. So what probably happened is that the pharmacist tried to contact the prescriber for a diagnosis when the discount card didn’t go through, the provider didn’t get back to them, so they’re asking the patient (which they can legally do!) if they are using it for weight loss or diabetes. If course, a chain retail pharmacy can fill it for cash, if you’re willing to pay over $1000 out of pocket for it. Which I doubt the patient being mentioned in this video wanted to do. I specify chain pharmacy btw, because an independent might out right refuse to fill it solely based on profit alone. What if they order in Mounjaro, which has a huge cost, and you say you’ll pick it up for cash, but you never do? Now that pharmacy is out major $$$. Not as big of a deal for chain pharmacies, but it can hurt an independent. At the end of the day though, it wasn’t a refusal to fill, it just wasn’t covered and the patient didn’t want it. I’m sure had this woman just called and asked the pharmacist would’ve told her that. 
I do have 1 final point though. I’d like to point out this woman is a NP- Nurse Practitioner- and NOT a doctor. I know a lot of people don’t know the difference between PA/NPs and actual doctors, but I can’t emphasize enough that while she can diagnose and treat, she did NOT go to an actual medical school a doctor went to. Looking at her profile, she works at a place called “Lotus Healthcare and Aesthetics”, which while they say they offer physicals and vaccinations… it seems to me they focus heavily on “beauty and aesthetics” such as spray tanning and lash extensions…. Ya know, real medically important shit. If you wanna learn more about this shit just look over at r/Noctor and you’ll see what I mean
I’m not shocked this woman doesn’t know shit about pharmacies. But she spreads a message that I have to deal with every day at work. Pharmacies, as a whole, are not your enemy. Drug manufacturers and insurance companies will cause most of your headaches. Corporations that overwork and underpay both the pharmacists and techs are also the problem too. (Look, I’m not saying there aren’t shit pharmacists and you can’t have a bad experience. I’ve met awful pharmacists and techs. But most people I’ve met truly care about their work and their patients).
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tohokuu · 2 years
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tw : mentions of suicide, death and d wording and shitty parents
like it’s either i kill myself or i kill them and if they keep acting like this, they’re gonna have to buy a grave for me bc i’m so so ready to leave this fucking house and if not this house, the world 😃
like a life without them is a life without being taunted, bodyshamed, being called useless, worthless and a burden all my life. i am 19 years old, almost 20, and it’s been like this since i was 12 and i cannot go thru it any longer like
this is the worst pain i’ve ever been through. it hurts more than being stabbed or shot. being called a burden is the kind of insult that you never ever forget.
one day in october when i was 16 and had just gotten my license, i ran into some issues and my mom came and called me the biggest burden in her life and it seemed like causing her issues was the only reason i was born.
i have never forgotten that.
she forgot but i didn’t. i remember every little thing she told me. i cant remember chemical formulas bc my head is too full of all the insults my parents have thrown at me. i just wanna die sometimes. i don’t wanna be here sometimes. i bet they’d be happy if i was gone.
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what do i want?
"you can't get always what you want, but if you try sometimes
you'll get what you need."
~Rolling Stones
and some of y'all need extra helpings of drop-the-f-dead-and-eat-my-sh*t-and-go-f-yourself
~emma ruth mccallister
i want to fight each of my enemies in a death cage with no weapons and license to kill with my bare hands. I want to use my fists to bash your worthless head in and have blood gushing from your mouth. and ripping out your throat with my mouth and ripping out your heart with my claws.
i want to dance. let's dance. i want to kill you. i want to swim in your blood. I want to shove your own sh*t down your throat.
I WANT TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH. In a death cage, with permission from the Dark Lord to kill you.
that's what i want... gonna put arrows thru your heart
I will always love you
~emma ruth mccallister
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