coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine ehe
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gay surgeon taking out my organs: intestines, slay. Liver, slay. Spleen, slay. Appendix… FLOP!
me: can yuo turn the lady Gaga down it’s making the anesthetic wear off
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the catholic church just called and said the 7 deadly sins are now gooning, price gouging, FOMO, binge watching, ragebait, mukbangs, and reaction videos with just someone in the corner pointing at the content and nodding along
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my boss gave me 3 giant garbage bags of recently shaved wool from her sheep and a regular customer just. gave me a butterfly knife out of no where. weird day so far in the pharmacy
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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people
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A nasty piece of work, she was.
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"complex" ptsd...to me it's quite simple actually
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This is still my favorite YouTube comment
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