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newtedison · 2 years

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Brenda ?

for a second i forgot that i had been doing an ask game and was just gonna say "hell yeah, brother" but then i remembered LMFAO. thank you!

favorite thing about them

that she is a bitch that can't fight off her own kindness. her instinct with jorge is self-preservation and survival, but she can't fight helping the gladers, forming bonds with them, sacrificing herself and her safety for them. she seems cold but she can't fight her innate kindness. her own capacity for love. and she can still retain her personality and fierceness among the love but it's that own struggle against herself that i love exploring

least favorite thing about them

book!brenda in particular is obsessed with thomas romantically and i really hate it. both in that i hate trenda as a ship but also because consensually a lot of stuff is icky. movie!brenda would never though

favorite line

"I see you've met our guard dogs."

brOTP

ironically, trenda lmfao. romantically i hate them in every way imaginable but on a platonic level they are like soulmates to me. the parallel in the death cure of "you never know when to walk away from something even when you should" like they are that level of friendship where you can call someone out on their shit and neither party will be mad about it. they are in so many ways similar to each other but enough of their personalities differ that they can either pull the other back from the edge or encourage them when need be.

OTP

okay so i'm notably not a multishipper but i love both brenderesa and brinho in equal measure and have never been able to choose between the two. i guess brenderesa technically has leverage since i haven't written brinho yet but that's my own achilles heel to bear.

brenderesa as i said before has essentially no canon basis and exists entirely in my head. i love how messy and complicated they are. like they can be incredibly toxic to each other but god help them if they ever learn how to communicate they could flourish.

brinho has like a crumb of canon basis but that was enough for me in 2015 reading the death cure to be like O_O and i have never looked back. i've said it many times but they can make each other worse and better. i will pay someone to write a safe haven brinho fic.

nOTP

as mentioned earlier i fucking hate trenda so much. both for the weird nonconsensual stuff in the books but also because everything about it feels so forced. again this is mostly book stuff but brenda was so clearly set up as a teresa alternative and the trilogy ending with them kissing was so like ??? okay feels like a weird time for this but sure. the movies luckily dial back on this a LOT but any time they interacted in the scorch trials especially i got a weird icky feeling.

random headcanon

in modern aus she always has to be into punk music. i also usually make her into roller skating/derby. both of these are incredibly self-indulgent.

canonverse i did not make this up myself but sometimes think i dreamed it because i have never found the source. but. in the safe haven, every morning she gets up and runs, sprints, times herself. separately, minho is also running. eventually their paths meet, and they silently join each other on their runs. brenda is running because she couldn't save newt; brinho runs because it's all he's ever known.

unpopular opinion

i don't really see gallenda. like i understand the reasons but i personally can't get into it. maybe it's because i cap out at 2 ships but

song i associate with them

girl is a gun - halsey

I keep falling in love This measuring cup Is overflowing with the same damn problems

This girl is a gun Before you know it, it's done And you'll be wishing that you crossed your fingers

favorite picture of them

like. it can't be beat.

send me a character!

#this is the first time alt id has ever worked for me holy shit #anyway #im love her she means everything to me #i think about her all the time genuinely #if i ever finish my wip its OOVVEEER #my current wip brenda is like a child to me she lives in my head always #brenda #ask

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mde1011 · 3 years

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when i got into the dsmp i started a note and wrote down any quotes or moments i thought were funny, and im bored at 3 am so enjoy some of them

how is being arrested real? just walk away!!!”

⁃ “once an american always an american. go...go protests masks...or something”

⁃ “...yEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE WAP” “what’s...whats wap?” “...WORSHIP AND PRAYER”

⁃ “HOW DO YOU LIKE POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER”

⁃ “i’m naked” “...no you’re not” “i can be...”

⁃ “uhhhh i’m in a high stress situation....i deal with these poorly”

⁃ “i should go first i’m naked”

⁃ “yEAHHHH WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS”

⁃ “what are you going to do?” “i...have no idea i think i’m gonna start out by punching a tree”

⁃ “tOmmy...did i just hear you say shit ass looking mofo?”

⁃ “i aM gOinG to gEt nAkeD to iNtiMidAtE HiM”

- “...i want freedom !” “you want BALLS.”

⁃ “...down the line. yeah that’s where we discover the art of cannibalism” “oh it’s an art?” “it’s an art”

⁃ “oh there’s some logs here. wonder what they’re saying to me. uh huh. uh huh. oh yeah that’s very racist” “tommy you gotta burn those logs.” “burn ‘em before they spread their racism to other logs”

⁃ “are you pooing?” “*whisper* i’m charging up-““ “he’s ejaculating on the tent.” “he’s WHAT?”

⁃ “he’s sPEEDING. LOOK HOW FAST HES GOING” “i’ve taken so many drugs. someone tell badboyhalo��

⁃ “we should make a pact. and that pact is, uh, we make a book...and in that book...we declare that saying ‘muffin’ is a, is a slur”

⁃ “i was thinking what if one day your bladder just,,,,stopped working.....AGGGFFFFF i was tHINKING ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY IVE GOT TO PREPARE IVE GOT YO PREPARE thisiswhydiapersaintthatbad”

⁃ <sapnap> i think i was ordered to um

<tommyinnit> boobed

<sapnap> kill you

<tommyinnit> boobs

<sapnap> if this happens

<tommyinnit> think about boobs man

<sapnap> tsk tsk tommy

<tommyinnit> iM DISGRUNTLED

⁃ “why is this deadman so good at making drugs”

⁃ “i just learnt that a girl hero is called a heroine and it freaked me out”

⁃ “memento memento me-“ “that’s actually the worst word i know so you can’t keep saying that” “oh, really.....? have you ever heard the term ‘racist’?”

⁃ “the person who invented the phrase ‘be yourself’ hadn’t met you!”

⁃ “you seem like the type of guy whose dad would throw him overboard as a joke but he would just drown”

⁃ “shout out to dream for twerking!”

⁃ “let’s talk......let’s talk about sex” “wonderful. what do you think about sex, lazarbeam?” “i ain’t saying SHIT in front of a sixteen year old”

⁃ “what the- i think i’m seeing things” “....tommy i told you not to drink the sea water” “well i DID drink the sea water because it TOLD ME TO”

⁃ “it’s like the movie when that guy gets stranded on an island and has sex with a coconut” “whAT?? dream- dream, you vastly misinterpreted this” “it one hundred percent does”

⁃ “oh mastICATE.....isn’t that when a fish turns inside out?”

⁃ “what are some bad words YOU know, clay?” “i don’t-“ “what about ‘terrorist’?”

⁃ “my mind has to be on the same frequency as jesus when he walked on water”

⁃ “you wanna know why i was late?” “no i really do-“ “i was having a MASSIVE poo. really just a HUGE poo”

⁃ “jUST CUZ YOU TALK ABOUT POO ONCE AND THEN YOU SEE A BIG GREEN BASTARD AMD YOUR LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THEN YOU CANT REMEMBER- YOU CANT REMEMBER IF IT WAS YESTERDAY OR TOMORROW YOU HURT THAT WOMAN”

⁃ “i love america. mmmmm patriotism

⁃ “LIFE IS NOT A HAPPY SONG KERMIT THE FROG”

⁃ “please stop taking the cock”

⁃ “two four six eight who do we appreciate? not the government let’s gooooooo”

⁃ “oooo look at the dogs😍” “wHAAAAAT. WHAT. THERES ACTUALLY LIKE. A MILLION DOGS HERE. WHAT THE HELL.”

⁃ “yeahhhhh bitch i stab- i don’t stab women-“ “woooooooah tommy you stab women?” “heyyyy sapnap”

⁃ “do you know what happens whne you reach the top of the ladder? there’s only one place to go.” “.....side to side😨” “down.” “...i really thought you were gonna say side to side🥺”

⁃ “one last time.” “just like in hamilton😓”

⁃ “you don’t know how many times i’ve mistaken trees for hot women”

⁃ “ i don’t feel better i just destroyed penis”

⁃ “i’ve never seen a snail with bad morals”

⁃ “awwwwwwww😢 i’m doin’ drugs🤧 just like the good ol’ days😓” “.....define the ‘good old days’” “back when i did drugs”

⁃ “have you ever fought a baby? i have and it was trivially easy to defeat, phil.”

⁃ “the only other i egg i know about was the one i learnt about in school....not allowed to say which one....”

⁃ “did you know one of my new years resolutions is to be more like 2010 justin bieber?”

⁃ “apparently cats don’t lay eggs”

⁃ “thinking about trees- if i saw a tree with a beard mmmmmm...holy shit id hit it”

⁃ “we’re in hell dude. science doesn’t matter here”

⁃ “i cant die i cant die i’m GOD”

⁃ “hey pig your letter is the same as pussy, hmm?”

⁃ “are we cool are we COOL guys? CRYSTAL COOL like CRYSTAL METH”

⁃ “he- he’s crying because - because i killed his mother isn’t that right? mother dearest mother deadest mother gonest”

⁃ “bro ive been drinking since i was six and let me tell you...it’s not good to be drinking that young. led to some poor life decisions when i was 8” “what did you do” “i cant say” “...who did you hurt” “....only myself”

⁃ “je suis” “ay i know what that mean you prick” “what does it mean” “it means you’re racist dickhead”

⁃ “i’d never poo in the presence of a women- which is why i’m scared to get a girlfriend i think i’d just explode”

⁃ “biff tannen is one of my idols”

⁃ “black widow died and i thought ‘wow it should’ve been the man’ because he’s a man”

⁃ “there’s a character called captain america and i think he’s stupid”

⁃ “i’m a GOOD LAD i’ve got GOOD MORALS and if i’ve DONE SOMETHING WRONG it WASNT MY FAULT I JUST GOT A LITTLE EXCITED”

⁃ “sam....what’s the longest you’ve ever wiped your arse? for me it’s 48 minutes”

⁃ “why are you standing in the shitter?” “....that’s a SINK” “uhhh welllll” “hAVE YOU SHAT IN THE SINK?????”

⁃ “you’re like a living ghost” “...i think that’s called a human, tubbo”

⁃ “maybe i accidentally kill ranboo and we just never see him again *laughs* ay? and then i go ‘april foooools!!!’ and then i kill their child. i kill him”

⁃ “you built a penis” “it’s a PENIS OF SAFETY”

⁃ “i saw the penis of safety and i pressed mouse button four my friend”

⁃ “the penis on the other side of the river is larger” “ive heard that before....”

⁃ “you’ve turned the penis into a wall” “a wall of safety is better than a penis of safety” “i think the penis was better”

⁃ “if you wanna make a penis i know where we can make a penis and i know how big we can make it”

⁃ “i don’t conceptualize death but i think i just saw it!”

⁃ “yeah i- yeah i know i’m- my first impression on eret was making him read a shrek fan fiction so- i’m not one for first impressions”

⁃ “i-i’m scared for him- i’m scared OF him. yknow the first thing he did when he saw me was imMEDIATELY strip down then jump off then immediately die?”

⁃ “where are you?” “getting stabbed, one second”

⁃ “you’ve seen the joker?” “yea-“ “i resonate a lot with that man” “...oH. oh. that’s- that’s not-“

⁃ “he bURNT DOWN MY HOUSE” “out of LOVE”

⁃ “ohhhh my god stop making me play with the neighbor kid” “o-okay if you don’t go play with him i’m kicking you out of the house-“ “wHAT THE FUCK???”

⁃ “there’s a STRIP CLUB” “oh yeah for wood!” “are you into strippers?” “i mean all it does is make the wood look different so....yeah it doesn’t really do much”

⁃ “no no we have categories, we have the poo-saster- you might have to take a shower after-“ “no, no i’m gonna stop you right there”

⁃ “as i was saying you can have a 1-to-3 wiper, that’s an A-tier poo, my friend”

⁃ “i want you to eat your sock”

⁃ “you know i’m a child- i’m a minor” “sO AM I DICKHEAD”

⁃ “everyone is calling you dresus” “yeah i am”

⁃ “ayyyy ayyyy los DROGAS LOS DROGAS” “no no big q- she’s thirteen- how does this happen with every 13 year old girl you meet?”

⁃ “my poo has muscles like i do”

⁃ “i cant hear the words among us without crying they’ll say there are aliens among us and in the back youll just hear me *choking noises*”

⁃ “tubbo...tubbo is like...tubbo is like mary” “.....did you just call me the Virgin Mary?”

⁃ “i’m just saying, have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room?”

⁃ “do you smoke sam” “all the time”

⁃ “i thought you were talking about the- the speeeeed drug”

⁃ “have you ever sold drugs to kids sam?” “......no”

⁃ “we can’t let the girlboss rule because she will gatekeepe my feelings” “that would not be good”

⁃ “THEY DIDNT INVITE ME TO KILL ME???? NOW I HAVE FOMO”

⁃ “you have obviously taken part in scientology-“ “i have not-“ “you’ve donated to tom cruises cult shit”

⁃ “....am i worse than david dobrik?” “are- are we worse than david dobrik?” “oh- oh god”

⁃ “he has broke one of the rules of the hit best seller ‘the bible’- this kind of looks like a cock”

⁃ “well i’ve moved now, KING”

⁃ “what is an angsty teen and am i one? because when i USED to hang out with my friends they use the word angst a lot”

⁃ “yeah yeah yeah i bench”

⁃ “sam i think i’m angsty i think i’m an angsty tik tok teen looking for a community to help me out”

⁃ “i don’t think you’ve followed the train of logic all the way-“ “there’s a TRAIN INVOLVED????????”

⁃ “i’m like the orange fucker from that animated rom com”

⁃ “i’m under the influence of big cock”

⁃ “it’s meeee big cock man”

⁃ “i cant look away” “sam please use your twitter alt for this” “he’s horny on maaaainnnnn” “and what’s wrong with that?” “.......”

⁃ “you’re a FUCKING IDIOT” “IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT, BIG COCK”

⁃ “i’m gonna call you ‘cockity’ big cock” “sHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP-“

⁃ “STOP LOOKING AT IT” “ITS SO VIBRANT”

⁃ “at least this guy doesn’t have a cock-“ “itS NOT A COCK” “horny on main jesus-“

⁃ “is that a cock” “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

⁃ “.....i wanna see the inside of it again do a split”

⁃ “okay sam-“ “tommy that guy wants your cock-“ “no- no he doesn’t sam”

⁃ “sam, sam and i need you to hear this....dont. act. up.” “i don’t act up-“ “you were acting up-“ “i-“ “you were caught in 8k.” “but- but we both agree it’s not a tie-“

⁃ “please don’t tell me to kill cockity i am overwhelmed”

⁃ “why is there an anus in my tie?”

⁃ “what are the legal implications of this?” “...i mean besides hell you’re good”

⁃ “whatre the legal implications?” “i mean usually that’s a no-no but today, today it’s fine” “yeahhh lets go murder his family”

⁃ “i’d be an antivax landlord”

⁃ “jesus never does drugs” “well- well you turned water into wine king and wine is alcohol”

⁃ “can you put on pants i can’t- i cant stop looking at it- sorry tommy i know you said-“ “yeah sam i know you tried-“

⁃ “you know i fuck with satan”

⁃ “i’m sorry jesus lucifer is just such a good man-“ “oh you- hold me BACK FROM THIS FUCKER HOLD ME BACK ILL SEND HIM TO HELL YOU LIKE HELL-“

⁃ “are you jesus or just a man who grew a beard and put on a suit?”

⁃ “even the guy with his cock out is telling you to stop-“ “oh jesus, and i mean jesus-“ “shUT THE FUCK UP MAN”

⁃ “the best best way to slander him is to stop his offspring; we need to kick him the balls.....no? not a good....? alright us four each take a ball-“

⁃ “......why did jesus give him four scrotums man🙁🙁”

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ohgodmywifeisgerman · 7 years

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So calm. So peaceful. (When the wind stops beating you to death.)

Have you ever been to the North Sea? The German coastlines along the North Sea and the Baltic Sea are home to tons of little islands and coastal villages. The whole area is a popular vacation destination for people who enjoy seeing the ocean while being pounded by rain, wind and a pervasive sense of despair. (I’m allowed to rip on the German coast because I come from Portland, Oregon; our beaches are so gray and depressing even the seagulls are in therapy.)

I’ve written about the North Sea before, when The Wife and I went to the peninsula called Nordstrand, walked through the mud at low tide (for fun, mind you), and saw a rather disconcerting number of sheep. But more recently, however, we took a trip to a little village called Dorum-Neufeld (or just “Dorum“) in the Cuxhaven district of the Wurster Nordseeküste. Know where that is?

(Original image courtesy of Google Maps, obviously.)

Don’t get me wrong — we had a sweet time — but the amazing sunshine and unseasonably warm weather we experienced upon arrival was short-lived. Soon, we experienced the true reality of the German North Sea: overcast skies, gray seas, wind and rain with 100% chance of suicide. Just kidding. Who cares about the weather? We went there to celebrate New Year’s Eve away from all the fireworks and general drunken chaos of the city. We also went there because we could bring our dog and stay at a pet-friendly apartment rental complex called Ferienwohnungen zum Genießen. (Which translates to “Vacation Apartments to Enjoy” — not to be confused with the slightly less popular, “Vacation Apartments to Hate Vehemently.”)

Now, when I say “pet-friendly,” what I really mean is “dog-utopia.” (Dogtopia?) I mean, holy mother of god, everybody brings their dogs there. The place even has its own doggie playground, complete with agility course, training classes and jumbo-sized dogshit bag dispenser. It was awesome. I award Dorum-Neufeld with the much-coveted, 4 out of 5 Merkel Diamonds:

But to really get a sense of this place, you gotta check out our pictures. Just click one to start the slideshow and read the captions:

I recognize the German flag there on the right, but I have no idea what those other striped bastards stand for.

Here’s our guide to the Wurster Nordseeküste! (You know you’re about to have the time of your life when the selling point is one lighthouse and exactly zero people enjoying it.)

This is the Deichbauer-Denkmal (Dike Builder Memorial). It memorializes all of the people in Dorum-Neufeld who died in floods and storms (as a direct result of this man’s incompetence, I presume).

Look at that! That’s a list of all the local weather catastrophes and the dumb sons of bitches who died because they chose to live right next to the ocean BELOW SEA LEVEL.

There’s some rusty old boats for you to look at. I bet they’re just FULL of bird shit.

There a parking lot right next to the docks. I honestly don’t know why I took this picture.

There are those boats again, sitting next to the Nationalpark-Haus Wurster Nordseeküste, which is kind of like a museum/spa/hellish swimming hole for noisy children.

Yeah. That shit right there goes on for MILES.

There’s a closer view of the Nationalpark-Haus. They claim to be open “363 days a year,” but they were closed the entire 6 days we were there. Those liars.

There’s Yeti, enjoying a rare moment without having the wind beat his giant ears against his face.

Here come the clouds!! So long sun! (Honey, hand me the flask, please.)

Sunset at the North Sea. You can really see just how far the dike goes. (Am I even allowed to say “dike” anymore? Fine. LEVEE. It’s a levee.)

I gotta say though, those wind turbines had their work cut out for them. Holy Moses.

Look! Look! Yeti learned to lift his leg to pee for the very first time! Awwww, that’s adorable. NOW STOP DOING IT IN THE HOUSE YOU LITTLE SHITBAG.

Now THAT’s what the German North Sea looks like. Gray. Oh lord… so gray.

There’s Yeti showing off his unstoppable powers of cuteness. (Just remember, buddy, child stars almost ALWAYS grow up to be ugly.)

There he is again, jumping for some treats. My wife wanted a cute action shot. I think it looks more like a pet one might find wandering around humping things at an S&M convention.

At least the cutting wind is good for kitesurfing, right? (Jesus Christ, those guys are crazy.)

What does everyone do at the North Sea on New Year’s Eve? They get blackout drunk. That’s what they do.

The German word “Bleigießen” refers to a New Year’s tradition in which small pieces of lead are melted over a candle and poured into cold water. The resulting hardened shapes are then interpreted into fortunes for the new year. Our Bleigießen results, from left to right: THE WIFE: “A tree.” (Wish-come-true) ME: “A cock.” (*Not on the list*) YETI: “Death carrying a baby.” (😱)

Complimentary champagne is nice. Complimentary hangovers are not. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Thank you for reading and have an awesome day!

— OGM

Dorum-Neufeld: Germany’s Dog-Friendly, North Sea Vacation Destination Have you ever been to the North Sea? The German coastlines along the North Sea and the Baltic Sea are home to tons of little islands and coastal villages.

#Cuxhaven #Dog-Friendly #Dorum #Dorum-Neufeld #Ferienwohnungen #Germany #North Sea #Travel #Vacation #Wurster Nordseeküste

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thereviewsarein · 4 years

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Kelly Prescott’s got a new EP, she’s been on the road with Alan Doyle, she’s doing what she loves and continuing a family legacy. And none of it would’ve happened without a big reset, a new direction, and a lot of hard work.

Love Wins was released on February 21, 2020, as a six-song EP that gets heavy and personal, and ends with hope. For about half an hour I talked on the phone with Kelly about the EP, touring, music, people she worked with, and more. And we played a round of 5 Quick Questions that you can find a little later in this post.

When we starting talking about the EP, I told her that my very first thought when I got through the first two songs (Church & Running Out Of Road) was “Holy shit, she went for it” and that it felt like she had decided that it was time for her to tell these stories and sing these songs. She laughed and replied “Ya screw it, I’m saying it.” and while we started with a laugh, we were also serious. She talked about the period of the last four years and dealing with going through a divorce, her management and music deal in Nashville coming to an end, and feeling like she had hit rock bottom. Not great things to go through, but sometimes very inspirational for great art. She told me that she wasn’t sure if she wanted to continue making music. But she did, and after hearing the result, I’m glad she did.

Kelly also talked about this being a more personal project because of the work that went into it after all of the changes that went on in her career behind the scenes. She worked to fund it. She worked to record a few pieces at a time. She worked with new faces and talent that she hadn’t worked with before. And she made an EP that she’s proud of.

She told me that there were a lot of mixed emotions about sharing the stories and songs form the last four years of her life. That she went through some shit. In her own words too, it was also “a little bit scary to put it into the world.” creating and releasing a project that she gave so much of herself in and was so open and personal with the stories in the songs.

That all starts on track one with Church. It’s a big start. A heavy start. A sombre and sad heartbreaker and I like it a lot. It’s open and honest and vulnerable and beautiful in all of those things.

Note: As we talked about Kelly’s music, and the sad songs on Love Wins, she told me that she and Jessica Mitchell and Andrew Hyatt, “being the sad song enthusiasts of the country world” have joked about hitting the road on a Sad Song Enthusiasts Tour. She says they’re joking. I hope they’re not.

Yes, this is a song and it’s art and it’s a story. But it’s real. And it’s hard. And sometimes that’s the music we need to connect with just as much as the ones that make us dance.

After our call, as I was going through some of the times we’ve seen and talked to Kelly over the last few years, I realized that I first heard her sing Church at Four Chords and the Truth at The Dakota Tavern in June 2018. At the time I called the song heartbreaking. I stand by it.

If you haven’t heard it yet, hit play now.

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Another thing we talked about was making Love Wins and while it was Kelly’s project and very much so – she went out of her way to give out a lot of credit to the people that helped her on the project.

“It’s a lot a people, it takes a village to make something like this.” she said, adding that because people aren’t buying physical copies the way they used to, the credits often go unseen. In a Facebook post, she wrote, “I really don’t like it when you can’t find album credits online these days. Here are some of the talented & generous people who helped make this EP happen. Thank you to each and every one of you. 💖” and then posted an image that serves as the back cover of the EP with a tracklist and credits and thank yous. You can see it at the bottom of the post.

On our call, she gave credit to her brother Kaylen, who produced and did engineering work on the album. She shouted out Jessica Mitchell, Jason Nix (25/8) who sang background and Shawn Austin who is featured on Running Out Of Road. She showed love to her co-writer, Rachel Thibodeau on Love Wins. And we talked for more than a minute about Dallas Smith and SteelHead Music and the role he’s playing the career of Kelly and other artists in a behind the scenes way that a lot of fans may not know about.

Make no mistake, these are stories and songs that lived inside of Kelly Prescott and are now in the world for all of us to listen to and share in and connect with. But as she says, without the help of those people and more, they don’t exist in the way they do now.

In talking about the EP and the sad songs, we also had to get to Love Wins at the end of the tracklist. It is the rainbow at the end of the storm and the hope when all seems lost. It’s the turnaround and feeling that keeps us from being stuck in the sadness or at rock bottom. In her personal life, she thought the idea of love was lost for her, that you only get one shot, and she’d had hers. And then she got another one.

Kelly told me that she always knew she wanted it to be the last song on the EP and that it was the song that she wanted people to hear last when they listened to the album. It was the right call.

Before the end of our call we also talked about touring with Alan Doyle. And while we don’t know what’s going to happen with the upcoming tour dates due to the COVID-19 pandemic and related postponements, we were able to talk about the dates that she’s already played.

“Getting to watch one of the best in the business every night, it’s like going back to school… but for fun,” she said. And she talked about Winnipeg and Calgary and Edmonton and Vancouver as amazing stops and chances to play on the first leg of the tour. Kelly also told me that Alan is just as fantastic off stage as he is when he’s performing. From being just a generally great guy to stopping in her dressing room pre-show to hang out and tell jokes and then give a little pep talk before she hits the stage.

Kelly told us that she’s very much looking forward to playing The Danforth Music Hall in Toronto (scheduled April 3 and 4, 2020) and has never played the historic venue before. And while we don’t know yet if those shows will go on as planned (a Facebook post by Alan Doyle on March 13 says “All hands are working with provinces, cities, & venues, to comply with public safety regulations which are varied at this point from place to place. Will post any news here in the coming days.”) or be postponed – we’re looking forward to Kelly being able to hit the stage in Toronto on the Rough Side Out Tour.

While we had Kelly, we played our first ever round of 5 Quick Questions with her. Hit play on the video to find out which album she’s reaching for on a long drive, which three legends she’d love to duet with (including one that her mom sang with) and more!

5 Quick Questions with Kelly Prescott

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Thanks again to Kelly Prescott for taking the time to talk about Love Wins, playing 5 Quick Questions, and everything else we got to on our call. We look forward to seeing her again soon.

Check out the stream of Love Wins below. And if you only have time for one more song right now, end things like Kelly intended with the song, Love Wins as the title track.

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Kelly Prescott, Love Wins Tracklist

1. Church

2. Running Out Of Road ft. Shawn Austin

3. 25/8

4. Paint In The Sky

5. Still Drinkin’

6. Love Wins

Love Wins, Kelly Prescott Interview & 5 Quick Questions Kelly Prescott’s got a new EP, she’s been on the road with Alan Doyle, she’s doing what she loves and continuing a family legacy.

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glamobserver · 6 years

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glamobserver · 6 years

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glamobserver · 6 years

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