The singer of the ed insert song just posted the lyrics and confirmed it was written from Miorine's pov and I know they're married but like.... Miorine you are down so bad

Adolf Hirémy-Hirschl: ‘Ahasuerus at the End of the World’ (1888)

OKAY but this detail in 06 tears me up

HE'S SO FAR IN DENIAL ABOUT LOSING ANOTHER LOVED ONE. HE JUST- REFUSES TO LOOK AT HIM AND ACCEPT IT. THE ANGST POTENTIAL. OoooOoh mY CHAOS

Well…

Well…

Well…

Look who finally SHOWED up

Request by @wanderlustjustdance

the trail of sweat rolling down his cheek???

i am going to eat glass

the shuggy wedding HAS to be officiated by rayleigh, shanks will accept no other officiant, but that man didn't leave a gd forwarding address when he left sabaody so they spend ages searching for him

when they finally find him buggy's so impatient that they forget to actually explain what they're doing, they just grab rayleigh and sail off to get hitched

buggy is going to insist for the rest of his life that the amazon invasion of their wedding reception is not his fault but no one will believe him

This the funniest thing because I imagine Rayleigh all confused but happy and saying he's glad to see them but what the fuck are they doing now and Buggy keeps being all stressed about the wedding while Shanks is just smiling like a dumbass saying "I'm gonna marry him"

Rayleigh: you're gonna WHAT?

Shanks: Oh, didn't we tell you? You're the one officiating the wedding. Buggy, babe, you didn't tell him.

Buggy: YOU were supposed to be the one explaining it to him you brainless unflashy idiot

Rayleigh: Some things never change

Shanks: <33

Rayleigh: Haha... Shakky won't like this...

Asmi my dear, have you ever folded a fitted bedsheet?

I... I have tried to. We do not talk about about my level of success or lack thereof.

What--why is this a question? Is this your suggestion for Patreon content that I make? Just me losing my mind over trying to fold a fitted bedsheet? Because if so, while I don't doubt this sadistic fandom will find it amusing, the Patreon thing sounds like even more of a terrible idea.

Realistic image of what would happen:

HELLO MAGGOTS I'M GOING TO FOLD THIS FITTED SHEET FOR MONEY HOW IS THIS MY LIFE NOW. Okay really carefully like one bit after another. IKEA I believe in you surely you made this sheet foldable. I'm gonna just... uh... tuck in the corner. Okay that didn't work. FUCKING HELL STAY IN PLACE I JUST WANT TO TURN YOU OVER IN HALF. SWEDEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS JUST LET ME FOLD THE GODDAMN THING IN HALF. FITTED SHEET MORE LIKE SHITTED FEET AMIRITE AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING FOLD GODDAMMIT STAY CORNERED SO I CAN PRETEND YOU'RE AN ORDINARY SHEET. I feel like there was a tutorial on Pinterest and this had a technique but we all know I forgot it as soon as I saw it. Besides now it's outright war between me and you, you shitted feet, and I will not be conquered by an IKEA sheet. WE'RE NOT INVADING DENMARK ANYMORE WE'RE INVADING SWEDEN IKEA YOU COULD HAVE MADE THIS A LITTLE EASIER. I KNOW ALL FITTED SHEETS ARE LIKE THIS BUT I'M CHOOSING TO BLAME SWEDEN BECAUSE THIS ONE IS FROM IKEA. AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IF TIME IS MONEY IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST ME LESS TO GO BUY A MATTRESS AND JUST STORE THE FITTED SHEET AROUND A MATTRESS. MAYBE I CAN JUST CRUMPLE IT UP AND TOSS IT SOMEWHERE. Wait no you guys paid for me to fold it. SEE THIS IS THE ISSUE WITH CAPITALISM I AM A SLAVE TO THE DAILY GRIND--

I hate how vividly I pictured that. And yeah. My internal monologues do actually sound like that.

@howmanyholesinswisscheese maybe if you'd been less vanilla mum wouldn't have left you and then I'd know how to fold a fitted sheet. @arkytiorlecter you failed me too. @obsessed-sketches Dear Dr Leo, my family did not teach me to fold fitted sheets. What do I do?

“Babe can you help me buckle the strap,” you ask pouting at the strappy heels.

“Yup here my love why don’t you sit down,” Eddie answers leading you to sit on the bed.

He kneels in front of you and takes your ankle in his big hands. He works the strap through the buckle and makes sure it’s secure.

“See all done,” he says looking up at you, ankle still gently in his hand.

You move your foot out of his grasp and plant it firmly in the middle of his chest. His face changes into one of surprise. You giggle and push your foot to dig in a little.

“You know we don’t have to go to the party,” he says bringing your leg up and kissing the inside of your ankle…

flownaps + chat on hrt

And Sky Sports / Karun & other pundits kept on saying that the tefosi will either not like Lewis or that he will have to adjust to them like Sky Sports should honestly stfu

https://x.com/leclercsletters/status/1791736309842583753?s=46

Sky sports are a bunch of racist fuckers and as a general rule, they should shut the fuck up. However, you have to admit it is pretty damn hilarious whenever they fail to do so, because of how wrong they are each time lmao

The tifosi have already adopted Lewis, because let's be honest, they'd be fucking stupid not to cheer for a 7-time world champion joining their team. (And tifosi are not stupid, unlike sky sports)

Saw your Pokémon post and all I can think about is Johanna’s passport having her species listed as “fairy type” instead of human cause Alfur insisted she get it changed (“you can’t have misinformation on a FORM johanna GOD”) and there was a mixup, and it leads to many confusing and awkward conversations. She keeps getting held back from crossing borders cause border patrol is very fucking confused

STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY

ALL I CAN PICTURE IS JUST LIKE

SOME GUY STARING AT HER

AND LOOKING DOWN AT HER PASSPORT

AND THEN LOOKING BACK UP AT HER, AND THEYRE LIKE

".......... ma'am the types are for your pokemon"

AND JOHANNA IS JUST

WHILE AFLUR LEANS OVER AND STARTS EXPLAININY THAT no, that was actually intentional that she put that there, because her father was a fairy type!!

BECAUSE THAT DOESNT SOUND TERRIBLW AT ALL, RIGHT???

y’all the kids are doing amazing i’m so proud of them

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*Deposits this in your inbox and runs away*

ALL MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW. ALL MY EMOTIONS. I AM SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL????? I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HEART IS IN MY MOUTH! I HAVE BECOME LIGHT HEADED!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! PERFECTION! AWE INSPIRING! I HAVE BEEN STARING FOR 500 HOURS!

Seriously, I CANNOT get over this! BEAUTIFUL! Their expressions? Holding hands??? Blue's blush?? Anselm just being like heeheehee that's right, Blue's in MY lap????????? Blue's EYES??????????? I need to buy a print, a t-shirt, I need to wear it and put in up on my wall so I can stare at it FOREVER.

King the Land BTS