I want to get fucked by a hot girl but also I want that hot girl to hold my hand and take me out to coffee 🥺
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I have some science for you.
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I want a girl to buy me cookies in a sexual way
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i’m going on a date w a girl tonight!!! i’m gonna beat her up + call her mean things + make her drink her own piss while she cries and begs to stop 💕💕
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sitting here. unkissed. when will it end
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it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”
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logging back into tumblr dot com to announce that I kissed a pretty girl today
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omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out
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dating someone who naturally brings out your playfulness, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel loveable makes you feel so incredibly safe and secure which makes you fall even more in love
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