I re-read my story "A fucked up group of kids" and I now realized I am the greatest writer ever and that god trembles before my skill with the pen

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

After faaar too long, I've decided to start writing again :)

Chapter one of this story currently on wattpad, and if people like it I'll also add it to Ao3

Blahaj in a suit

Onion ring

You are amazing! Here is some jewish joy and please stay safe! 😊

Hxhdhs thank youuu!!! Happy Passover btw (the holidays are starting soon) 🩵🩵🩵

🎀 list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your moots or followers <3

(No pressure!)

You and @turniptitaness and all my other mutuals

Reading and writing and musical theatre (hobbies basically)

How performing in front of people gives me such a rush

How much I've grown to love myself over the last two years

My friends, family and my partner 💖

Hi!!! :D

✨🌈 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

OMGGGG THANK YOUUU ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜

just so you know, if you believe in a two state solution (aka that a jewish state should exist alongside a palestinian state) you actually are a zionist! zionism doesn't mean you agree with the current israeli govt or all of israel's actions (cause trust me, a lot of us don't), it just means you think israel should not cease to exist.

I... I agree? This is a correct opinion?

HAPPY PURIM!!!! REMEMBER TO DRESS TO IMPRESS AND GET WAISTED!!!

"Let's talk about the reason propaganda isn't working on gen z" from the same people who casually say "oh it's amazing that this got published I thought Jewish people owned all of our media companies."

WARNING: SUPER CONTROVERSIAL TAKE INCOMING! AVERT YOUR EYES! MANY, MANY PEOPLE WILL TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS!

Antisemitism… is bad.

OH MY GOD OMG YOU GUYS!!!!

Delicious.