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waitinginthecorner · 1 year
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I want to chew his arm off in a nice way. Like a cat eating it's owner after they die in the home. It's bc I like him.
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heart-sick-dream · 8 months
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luminecho · 2 years
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ISNT SHE IN THE HOSPITAL?
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ghostbeam · 1 year
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astonmartinii · 10 months
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ultimate wing man | daniel ricciardo social media au
pairing: daniel ricciardo x horner!reader y/n is notoriously single, and her dad decides to take it into his own hands.
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yourusername: galentines was a must this year
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user1: this girl cute and rich how come no man has come in for her?
yourusername: i ask myself that everyday tbf i am a catch 🎣
user2: i need to be her friend asap
christianhorner: looking lovely darling as usual
yourusername: thank you papa
yourbff1: thank you for the champagne father horner
yourbff2: thank you for driving to london to pick us up at 2am father horner
yourbff3: sorry for throwing up in the porsche father horner
christianhorner: no worries girls, all will be forgiven if you convince y/n to go on the date i set up for her
yourusername: will you stopppppppp i just got out of a relationship ur not gonna be grandpa for a good fucking while
christianhorner: you can be the one to tell your mum that
yourusername: please your ego can't take being called grandpa
user4: so what i'm hearing is i need to be friends with y/n to get my nights out paid for by christian horner
user5: i know yall hate christian but his relationships with his kids kinda make me like him
user6: no i agree with you, it's super cute and you can't handle that he's just good at his job
maxverstappen1: oh i see, @danielricciardo why didn't we get our tabs covered?
danielricciardo: clearly aren't loved as much here :(
yourusername: i mean i'm his literal flesh and blood
maxverstappen1: but we make him money ???
yourusername: and i spend it?
danielricciardo: so we're funding the galentines benders?
yourusername: eh probably, i do have a job but i'd rather spend other people's money lol
user7: she's so real
user8: she is my professor of girl maths
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christianhorner: had to get the grill out for this bank holiday weekend with the family
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user10: christian referring to max and dan as family sergio i am so sorry
user11: the state of the seasoning makes me think that sergio dodged a bullet
yourusername: thank you papa but disappointed not to see you wearing the apron i got you for christmas
christianhorner: i'm sorry y/n but i'm not going to wear a "this chef wants to fuck toto wolff" apron at a family event
yourusername: shame, you wear daniel's merch all the time
danielricciardo: awwww christian i'm blushing
user12: i'm sorry christian horner owns a "this chef wants to fuck toto wolff" apron and we haven't seen it
user13: y/n horner you are a national treasure for real
maxverstappen1: woah who are those sexy guys in the last picture?
yourusername: the way i can't escape yall even at family events
maxverstappen1: not our fault ur dad loves us
danielricciardo: though there are definite perks
christianhorner: my cooking skills?
danielricciardo: sure...
user14: christian's obsession with daniel needs to be studied
yourusername: i think it's just a horner thing tbf
user15: HUH?
user16: i mean who isn't obsessed with daniel
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user17: to be honest i would love for y/n and daniel to be a thing i am TIRED of constantly reading about how her latest bf has cheated on her
user18: for real that girl is in the trenches all the time she needs a good guy
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yourusername: not really the dress for a pasta dinner but look at the material
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user22: miss ma'am i thought we were a no on the dating thing for a while
yourusername: i'm dumb i know but i have a good feeling about this one !!
user23: i think i've seen this film before
yourusername: have some faith my dad picked him so it's not my terrible taste
maxverstappen1: wait so you actually went on the date your dad set up for you?
yourusername: uh yeah when you have taste this bad you need intervention
maxverstappen1: you said it not me
yourusername: you said nothing every time i brought them to the garage
maxverstappen1: not to your face lol i was trying to be nice in front of your dad
yourusername: hmmmmmm well part of me thinks you guys won't have any complaints about this one
user23: i hate that i am so invested in this
alexalbon: so the date happened and lily and i still haven't gotten the debrief yet? i see how it is.
yourusername: bro i just got home and sat down give me some time
alexalbon: let me put the kettle on and then call us
yourusername: i can't promise i can tell you who it was just yet
lilymunhe: you're such a tease !!!
yourusername: gentleman don't kiss and tell
user24: walk with me: christian set this date up, christian loves daniel, daniel and the guy in the picture both have tattoos, daniel usually comments on all of y/n's posts but is silent on this one
user25: get a life (i believe you 100%).
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danielricciardo: enchante
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user26: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
user27: daniel really said fuck y/n's soft launch
maxverstappen1: YES the garage owe me $50
yourusername: you bet on who my date was?
maxverstappen1: well i bet even though it was the most obvious thing in the world who your dad would choose
yourusername: my dad has good taste?
user28: it's annoying me how cute this is
user29: i need it to be me next time
yourbff1: father horner can you matchmake for me next please, anyone on the grid will work
christianhorner: my days of being cupid are over unfortunately, pulling this off was way too stressful
user30: you telling me horner gets more stressed over setting his daughter up rather than whole ass races
yourusername: you're lucky you're sexy i had the whole soft launch planned out
danielricciardo: my sexiness has gotten me out of a lot in life
yourusername: it won't get you out of this family dinner though
danielricciardo: oh please your dad is only having dinner so he can see me
yourusername: unfortunately true, at least i love you as well now
danielricciardo: you always did, don't lie
yourusername: yeah but i don't want to inflate your ego any more
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maxverstappen1: someone save me from the constant torture of third wheeling
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user32: max is such a mood, i too become suicidal around any happy couple
yourusername: i don't remember you complaining when we literally made you dinner and hung out with you all night because you were "bored and lonely and wanted to annoy us"
maxverstappen1: *annoy my favourites
danielricciardo: we're well aware we're your favourites, we're the only ones who will tolerate you
maxverstappen1: well when you put it like that it makes me sad
yourusername: nooooo maxy we love you
user33: max using a meme of himself is peak max verstappen behaviour i can't lie
landonorris: wait so where was my invitation?
yourusername: this wasn't an invite only event it was me and daniel trying to have an evening in
maxverstappen1: but i thought you liked that i bought jimmy and sassy :(
yourusername: I LOVE THEM PLEASE HELP ME CONVINCE DANIEL TO GET A CAT
danielricciardo: i love you so much but we can barely feed ourselves and max so maybe we shouldn't be in charge of another living creature
yourusername: can we at least cat sit :(
danielricciardo: of course honey
user34: oh to be drinking wine on the couch with my boy friend daniel ricciardo
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yourusername: thank you dad, you picked a good one x
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user35: i'm so jealous rn don't hit me up
danielricciardo: i think you picked THE ONE
yourusername: he's never going to shut up about this but i'll deal with it to be with you
danielricciardo: i'm blushing y/n
yourusername: i can make you do a lot more than blush
maxverstappen1: CHILDREN PRESENT
user36: this shit is like a straight up fairytale, christian should actually go into professional matchmaking
user37: girl yeah this match was made in heaven but we all know it's because christian LOVES daniel as well
user38: he's been gagging for daniel to be his son in law since like 2014
landonorris: thank god this happened, this man was PINING for so fucking long
danielricciardo: okay like no need to blast me
yourusername: omg you pined too, suddenly i'm not as much of a loser as i once thought
danielricciardo: you were never a loser babe
landonorris: maybe you were if you had a crush on him in 2014
danielricciardo: LANDO I WAS A CATCH IN 2014
yourusername: you've always been a catch babe don't worry
christianhorner: i know what i'm doing, i'm glad you're finally happy
yourusername: thank you dad xx
danielricciardo: thank you soon to be dad xx
user39: WHAT
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danielricciardo: i drove in your dad's wedding, but it'll be ours next
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user39: i think i heard christian's screams of joy all the way from the other side of the world
christianhorner: so happy for you two
danielricciardo: thank you so much for having faith in me
christianhorner: i know you'll treat her well and i know she'll treat you well, i'm excited to have you in the family
yourusername: awwww dad you're such a sap
maxverstappen1: do i need to marry into the family to still be invited to horner events?
christianhorner: no you're still invited max
yourusername: dad's golden boys will always have invites so you're safe max - bring seb to the next one too
user40: not all of the golden boys having championships other than daniel
danielricciardo: still ended up with the best prize in the end
yourusername: DANNY oh wow....
danielricciardo: not wrong though, i have no regrets because it all led to you
landonorris: @christianhorner i am painfully single please help
christianhorner: i'm not a miracle worker
yourusername: horners take no prisoners
note: pls enjoy this lil one, i did this as a palate cleanser before i get to p3 of into the arms of another and all the dragging that's about to come
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mkscatgirl · 2 years
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I keep dreaming about [redacted]
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eversincevenus · 2 months
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In a world of boys. CL¹⁶
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°•Summary:When least expected, is revealed to the public your and Charles wedding.
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yourinstagram: Part time driver, full time photographer 📸.
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username to have charles leclerc has my personal photographer😩
username: what i wouldn't do for that😩☝️
username: a girl can dream.
username not he giving his all to yn's pics
yourusername: what can i say, he understand the importance of my ig feed.
charles_leclerc: im you elite employee!
username: not charles being chronically online🤠
yourusername: baby stop ✋️!!
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username: stop, she so pretty 😍
username: where are you guys at???
username: is not her b-day rigth?
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yourinstagram: such a special moment shared with all our special people ❤️
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username: body goals ✨️ 😍
username: yes, i wish i was that pretty
username: where the dress is from?? Is so dreamy
yourbff: stop, this is such a emotional moment for me 😪😪
yourusername: don't be like that, you know u are my forever ♥️
yourbff: I better be!
charles_leclerc: my till the end
yourusername: 💗🤍
username: tell me why everything is so strange these days.
username: that's what I been saying, what are they celebrating???
username: it could be someone birthday, you guys need to chill
username: no, (y/n) friend and charles comments sus
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username: stopppppppp
username: my parents are married 😪😪
username: and the children (us) were no there
username: 😩
username: i knew it!!!
username: my husband has a wife
username: We need more photos
charles_leclerc: mon ange 🤍
scuderiaferrari: we're emotional here
username: she officialy the W in wag.
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im back, not with a noah post but with a charles one. Already want to say I'm sorry for everyone who is waiting for my noah post, I'm just not inspired to write and I'm trying my best, I just have all these ideas on my head but is very difficult for me to put them out.
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hi cove, ik i literally just sent a msg to you but i wanted to say i understand how you feel abt your writing. as a writer myself (not on here, tho that one thing i mentioned to you has been on my mind after i finished MoA) i completely understand feeling bitter about your writing. it’s something i’m reminded of a lot nowadays with my progress in post secondary. we are our own harshest critics. if we don’t like a certain part of our work, the entire thing just falls flat.
i want to highlight the importance of focusing on the good in each piece of your writing. since the tail end of january you’ve created a mini community, your own small corner of the internet with at least 400 people! wanna guess how many days ago january 27 was? 47. 400 people in 47 days because of you and your wit and your good writing because that’s what it is. keep doing what you’re doing. acknowledge that you’re doing pretty good. feel a bit of pride. you deserve it.
<3 🎼
you are such a sweetheart stopppppppp- real like i do like parts of a lot of my works but then i write one stupid thing and im like 'gross ick burn it all'
also, not you pulling up receipts on my ass- ONLY 47 IM GONNA CRY WHAT IS THAT?? WHAT THE FUCK??? GENUINELY HOW??? this is the sweetest thing to ever exist and im legit gonna think of it next time i write something i dont like bc like...clearly yall like it, so how bad can it be??? i know i say im crying a lot but...truly i mean it this time. love you and everyone else so so so much!!
thank you 💞
(look, i CAN be serious HA-)
(that was a moment of weakness-)
(that one too)
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Just made myself cry violently over the imagined thought that when Chan has kids he'll talk to them in the same baby voice he uses for Berry
STOPPPPPPPP i’ve seen a tiktok where it shows him talking to the kids like that too and it makes me violently emotional he’s such a DAD
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thefandom-casserole · 4 months
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Episode 49 Notes-
Heheheh I had a snow day so I got to listen early!!!!!!!!!!!
THE INTRO SONG OMG
We are winning with the dndads music lately hehehe
“Like there’s a Druid in my mind saying it’s gonna be oak” SOBBING
Oak this is a bop actually
Holy shit there were so many things bad that happened to normal lately 😭 
They’re in the past!!!!!! Oh my goddddddd
Taylor’s Teen Fact: Taylor was the runner up of the Teen High Teen of the Year award (which Margarita Pizza won). Taylor is a very good cup stacker (third place in a competition)
We forget that Taylor is canonically the most popular kid 
Freddie’s facts are always the craziest of all time. I love it
Linc’s Teen Fact: Linc had to do things other than soccer playing so Marco and Grant got him into artsy stuff. Of course he only would pain/sculpt soccer type things. So he decided to start selling them on Next Door (with an account called Foot King). Marco and Grant took him off of the app. He’s a good painter basically
Normal’s Teen Fact: Normal always keeps his hot glue gun on him
Scary’s Teen Fact: Scary doesn’t have a New Years Resolution because she decided it was too resolute (too firm, too definite). She wants to be able to choose whether or not to do something 
Daddy Fact: Anthony’s goal is to write a porn thing and he was reached out to by a porn website to write for them. He was gifted a care package (picture as you will)
He’s already written the script 😭 
OH SHIT TAYLOR AND SCARY AREN’T WITH THEM
Ooohh AU where they ARE the four horseman of the apocalypse 
THE DOLPHIN CULT YAYYYYYYYYYYAGAJAHHSJDND
Sitcom staring the Porpy and Flippy: Cop sidekicks
NO DOOD HAS DOODLERIZED EVERYONEEEEEE
Well Willy did but whatever
Screw Willy
Grill Master the Dolphin!!!!!!! Ayyyyyy
Dang Willy is God
They’re in a five person (well four person now) marriage don’t judge the dolphins!!!!
Awww they’re only like. Fifteen. 
Heh Glenn Close/Jodie Foster (a good guy) in charge of Hell, Willy Stampler (a bad guy) in charge of Heaven
Yoooo wait the FBI is apart of the Hell now 
Lark still hates Henry omg
Sparrow!!! Omg 
Normal and Scary are so similar omg omg omg
Damn Good Omens much
What is it with Willy getting at the Oaks?
OH IS IT BECAUSE THEY HAVE PART OF DOOD IN THEM!?!?!?
“Brother” AYYY THEYRE BACK
The codependents of all time
HENRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This dumb spell my goodness I love their debate
Why are they so set on killing Henry 😭 
Oh only 49 damage that’s not that bad 
TAYLOR BREAKS LARKS ANCLE OMG
Scary noooooooo
SPIDER BOIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Scary’s gonna die 😭 😭 😭 😭 
Taylors such an ass omg
Scary got 44 damage 
“I say no once in six years of podcasting” 
TEHYRE ON FUREEEEEBSJAJAHIWIW
SCARY AND HENRY A DUO I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED
Lark and Sparrow make me so unwell omg
NO LARK LETS GO OF SPARROW NOOOO
Begging for Lark to have a whole thing about Sparrow with Normal
No one catches Lark 😭 
Taylor is so funny omg
TAYLOR WITH SPARROW OMG
They seriously are having season one vibes I missed this so much omg
Nooo that was such a good transition 
Taylor having his own mini adventure is because they played a Taylor Swift song for their intro
CASSANDRA OH NO
TAYLOR JS GOING TO KILL WILLY IF HE DOES ANYTHING ELSE TO HIS MOM
This whole Taylor thing is giving off BIG Leviathan Fabian vibes with Chungle Down Bim
YOOO THE MARRIAGE THING OMG STRIKES AGAIN
Please say this works 
Roll high
Ohh a 12
LINC JUST PRAYED TO WILLY
Voicemail box 😭 
Of course Taylor is going to find his name 
OMG WAIT FREDDIE’S PLAN WAS LITERALLY OREDICTED BY SOMEONE ON TUMBLR I SWEAR
I DUNNO WHO
BUT MAY APPOLO’S VISION BE UPON YOU OR WHATEVER
Nooooo and it’d be easier for Taylor too because HIS MOM MARRIED WILLY OMG OMG
HIS LAST NAME TECHNICALLY COULD BE STAMPLER MUCH EASIER NOW BECAUSE OF THAT
SCARYA ND HENRY YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYSGHAHWHSHSHSHSVSAHWJHAHSB
Henry stopppppppp you’re messing with Scary :cccccccc
Nooo scary still has the hat omg oh dear
Oh dear Willy’s God now he could probably control someone’s mind through their sleepppp
Oh god I hate Barry so much. He sucked so much I hate him
AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHSHHAHSHHSHSH SCARY BEING A SOCCER OEROSN OMG OSBAKAJSH
Taylor squints so hard that someone dies 😭 
AYYY THATS CANON
I wonder if he’s gonna get the original daddies as well as the Kiddads 
Scary’s pulling what Riz did with Biz ayyyy
Aww that would’ve been sick if he believed her
NO NO DONT TELL HER SHE WAS LIKE YOU FUCK YOU WILLY
FUCKING GET HIM SCARY GET HIS ASS GET EM
Scary just wants attention :ccccc
“Good luck” ANTHONY THAT HAD NO BUSINESS BEING SO OMINOUS OMG
Noooo remembering the thing with the cheese :ccc
I miss early season two
NO THATS WHERE EVERYRHING WITH HERMIE HAPPENED AYLGHHHHHHSVSHHSHS
“YOU BITCH” omg normal 😭 
“Give me an L” “You’ve had enough Ls” “I’ll give you one of mine”
No the way it fits the intro
AHHH NORMAL USING HIS CHEER TO CHEER UP LINC
This episode is making me giddy omg /pos
Linc is getting so sad this is worryinggggg. He’s acting like Grantttttt
This whole eye thing is seriously the math questions on my tests 
A happy normal is something I’ve missed so so much
I think literally all of these kids (except maybe Taylor) have a guilt complex (Scary/Willy, Normal/Code Purple, Linc/im not quite sure)
DARRYL AUYYYYYAYAYAYYAYAHAHABBSHSJSJS
JODIE AND GLENN YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYABSJAHWH
Omg Jodie and Glenn together 😭 
WIAT WAIT OKG WAIT
THE THING THAT MAKES THEM BELIEVE JN SHIT
THE WHOLE THING WITH THE CLOSE FAMILY DID THAT FOR TAYLOR
AND HE GOT THE PERSUASION THING
DOES THAT MEAN THATLL HAPPEN FOR THE OTHER TEENS WHEN THEYRE THING IS COMPLETED
ITS LIKE WHEN IN FH THEY GIT TO REROLL A STAT AFTER SOOHMORE YEAR
Scary looks like Larry!!
Omg Freddie is genuinely so smart omg
HAMILTON AYYYYYYYY
Yam ya
I’m gonna use that
He had a flying spell wowwww
REVERSE GRAVITY AUAGAHHAJAHAHHAHAHJW
OhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHH
Will and me both man
Larry is so cool omg
Dood nooooooo 
RONNNNAHGAHAHAHAHHSHS
FUCK YOU WILLY
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUHAGSJSHHAHAAHAHS
Mfer admits that Ron posed a threatttttt
Honey badger waits for no one 
I’m gonna start using that too
GO BETH OMG 
Willy likes the science kid oh my god I’m gonna sob
Larry gives off church camp vibes
Willy’s doing the spaghetti thing 😭 
OMG OMG
WILLY TAYLOR IS GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOI HURY CASSANDRA PIOE THAT HOLY SHIT
“You’d be a lot prettier if you smiled Cassandra” GET HIS ASS TAYLOR GET. HIS. ASS.
You know I hated Willy before 
But this is a whole new fucking level 
Awww that’s so sweet at the end <33
AHHAHAHAHHAHA THIS EPISODE MAN
I don’t know how I’m gonna be able to wait for the next episode ahhh
IVE LISTENED TO THE ALBUM BUT OMG IM SO EXCITED TO HEAR THE ONE THEYRE RELEASING TO ADVERTISE IT
I’m betting it’s either the Potatoe one or Dead and Gone
Hmmmmm
January 30th!!
Oh screw off siri
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAIT IS DEAD AND GONE
YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAYAYAYYAYAYYA
THIS EPISODE IS MT ABSOKUTE FAVORUTE THIS SEASON
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bruciemilf · 2 years
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I've been going through your page and YES!!!!
THIS IS THE CONTENT I'VE NEEDED IN MY LIFE🙏🏽
Good dad to his protective higly trained weapons of mass destruction babies makes me feral in the best way.
Just imagining disaster Bruce, who struggles to take care of himself, being the utmost gentle and caring to others BUT ESPECIALLY HIS BABIES
(cause they'll always be his babies, not matter how big or old they get)
Sorry for the rant, just wanted to let you know that you content has series made my day☺️😁
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SJSJSJSJSJS STOPPPPPPPP OMG IM. OUT HERE. BLUSHING. you're so sweet omg like - so happy you like my little ramblings of nonsense sjsjs LOOK if Matt Reeves didn't want me to think Bruce was soft then he shouldn't have made a Bruce that's so baby girl. Like I'm sorry but it is what it is
AqND LITERALLY YEAH YEAH YEAH YOU GET IT,,,, bat mom. so true. So true. He's an awkward little bastard who can probably kick through a wooden dummy in training because " I'm sorry. I got mad it hurt my toe" and his kids love him to death
It's the fate that was promised and I plan to deliver!!!
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therealchrismclean · 10 months
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*takes several photos of your bald head and gives them to Sierra to be distributed around the internet* ha ha ha, eh! get ready to go viral, Chris!
STOP, STOP, STOPPPPPPPP!
IF YOU DO THAT, I’LL HAVE TO GET MY UKULELE! NOOOO!
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nakanotamu · 4 months
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Ughhhhhhhh I can just like. Feel myself getting more depressed again and I hate thissssssssss I know I should be trying to do things keep myself occupied at least just a little bit but nothing is interesting and the weather's shit out and I hate living here and there's nothing to do here anyway and I'm so alone here and just stopppppppp shut up oh my god I'm so tired of this like we've explored everything narratively this approach has to offer it's well-trod ground you know really beating a dead horse at this point it's just gotten old it's derivative do something more interesting with yourself. I wonder how much of this is my brain and how much of it is having to go back to work soon. Like why can I not just feel fine and be capable of getting my life into a livable state it shouldn't be this hard. I thought when you went through a real bad phase you were supposed to recover and then feel better not go real easy on yourself and try and feel better so you could fucking dive head first right back in
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demonsfate · 10 months
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if they add ANOTHER 'heihachi has a secret kid' i AM DONE. like FOR REEEEEAAL. i don't care if it's just to have heihachi's moveset without having heihachi. STOPPPPPPPP WITH THE SECRET MISHIMA FAMILY MEMBERS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD ABOUT.
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nem0-nee · 1 year
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Hello Nemmy Poo😈
∅ For Mayuu and Ellis😈😈😈
Omg.. it's the famed Ellrizz?!!? :OOO
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"Clawthorne?! Uh... How do I say this... nicely? Don't get me wrong, she's nice and all, but she contrasts too much with me. She's too naive! Too hopeful! I've seen enough shit around here to know that this place is anything BUT a fairytale!"
"...But I suppose I can't blame her for that. I, too, once carried that sentiment of hope. Guess that's just what the cycles of time just do to you."
-KAIRYN MAYUU SAINT on ELLIS CLAWTHORNE
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You sure we're living in the same world?: Mayuu is baffled by Ellis's seemingly neverending hope. How can she say such things?! Twisted Wonderland has been nothing but cruel to Mayuu. Oh well, ignorance is bliss, and Ellis just doesn't know the full truth yet. "Happily ever after my ass- This place is HOPELESS?! Please, RUN Ellis?!!?" Mayuu was about to tear her hair strands off her scalp.
THE DRAGON? FROM DIASO- STOPPPPP: Finding out that Ellis liked the fae prince... Mayuu was beyond flabbergasted. Oh Clawthorne.... if only you knew... But she's not going to spoil her fun. All she hopes is that Draconia gets a change of heart, otherwise Ellis might find her to be [REDACTED]. "Hornton kinda hot? Who the hell is th- THE DRAGON? FROM DIASOM- STOPPPPPPPP- NO. NO STOP-"
You're not that bad... I guess: Despite being her direct antithesis, Mayuu doesn't really hate nor dislike Ellis. She can be a great friend! Her sewing skills come in handy, plus the strawberry candies she helps out with are a lifesaver! "If it weren't for her, my skirt would've had a gaping hole in the back. I refuse to wear anything Crowley issues to me, so she literally saved my ass back there-"
IMPOSSIBLE?!: The surprises seem to never end with Ellis. When Mayuu found out her parents are not only alive and well, but also have a good relationship with her. She wonders where the hell is the catch? Where's the tragedy?! HUH?!?! "Ellis... the exception... I don't know how she manages to defy the tragedies of fate... I kinda envy her..." Her tone carried venom, feeling envious of how the other prefect managed to earn the mercy of destiny.
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[ - The clock has struck 12... END OF CHAPTER -]
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moonchildstyles · 1 year
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why can i imagine angel y/n shyly asking harry if his 3rd and 4th nipple has sensation. like its one of the first times they are together when she notices. harry wouldn't tell her he has 4 nipples because its such a normal part of him that he doesn't even think to. but after the sex when they're cuddling in bed y/n would be like "so um, do your, you know, other nipples have feeling in them." and harry would bust out laughing and y/n would get all embarrassed for even asking but then harry comforts her and explain either yes they do or no they don't. (i honestly don't know if they do or not to write it in the scenario lol)
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STOPPPPPPPP NOT HER ASKING ABOUT THE EXTRA BESTIES😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he would think shes so cute like never has anyone asked about that before but ofc the one who does is his sweetie girl:( but after laughing he would def give her a proper answer and let her know that its alright he thinks its sweet that she asked :((((( "its good to be curious about this kind of stuff baby"
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