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flying-lemons · 1 year
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the millennial urge to add "and propane accessories" every time you mention propane
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macksting · 3 months
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The last week has been a lot. So. Youse folks may be aware we're homeless. The lease ran out and we had no income and no jobs lined up, so we were just picking the best place to be homeless and trans, and the answer was where we had the most friends and family, back home in a state I really thought I'd never see again. (Not for lack of affection. It's a weird place.) We took a flight at the worst time, over the New Year, risking being part of the COVID spike. I even thought I had it. I think I caught the flu on that flight. We stayed at a motel for a few nights, then that ran out, and we stayed with some friends. However, the terms of their lease meant we couldn't stay long. They decided, as the weather got worse and worse, to let us stay longer than they originally intended; family shouldn't let each other freeze, and they're found family. However, that was set to run out on Thursday, that is two days from now. On Saturday, the transformer exploded outside. Two inches of ice all over town, much of it very dangerously smooth. Finally, after 70 hours without heat or electric light, with propane and lamp fuel running out, they said fuck this and started setting up to leave, and we were not presented with the option to stay. But at that point the slightly above-freezing weather and rain had begun to freeze over again, making a shiny new layer of ice over everything that had at best only maybe smoothed out or slightly thawed. We prepared to book it to the next place, which ostensibly would let us stay one night because of overcrowding, but that was before the ice storm. We haven't asked how long we can stay here. Getting here was its own ordeal, though, and I was starting to wonder if my meager B&E skills would come into play somewhere downtown.
Anyway, we helped free the neighbor's van. It wasn't at all certain how that was going to pan out; we tried calling friends, but everyone was trapped or unwilling to endanger themselves to get us. We did call a Lyft. The brave, foolhardy soul got to the foot of the driveway, which is at times a 25 to 30 degree grade of slope and iced over despite great efforts to keep it clear. He got to the bottom, we failed to coordinate efforts, and he decided fuck this shit (I do not know what words he used) and left, and I respect that. Discretion is the better part of valor, so Cicero said.
The neighbor ventured out, got gas and air for their tires, and returned, and with our friends' help we lowered ourselves and our baggage into the van, which got halfway up the drive before it was able to progress no further. Our kiddo slid down holding the line in one hand and sliding on a flattened cardboard box. Lovie was at the bottom, loading luggage in the back. It's a damn wonder, frankly. Interestingly, it was in the door I freed up, breaking most of my fingernails and causing both a small wound and a blood blister in the process. Anyway, we are now iced in at a place that has power, and kbities, and my child is playing with friends they haven't seen in nearly three years, and it's a lot. We haven't asked how long we can stay. We suspect everyone's playing it by ear. Lovie's handling it all better than I am. She's a trooper, a soldier. I'm a mess, always have been.
So yeah. That's where things are at now.
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[ID: A game of klondike solitaire on real cards by lamplight; very dim, no other light sources. Red tablecloth. Cozy and moody. /ID]
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horsesarecreatures · 2 years
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Deep Creek: Finding Hope in the High Country by Pam Houston
This book was really poignant and eye-opening. The author unfortunately had a horrific childhood, though she prefers to refer to it as a dark comedy rather than a tragedy. Her mother was an alcoholic actress who was anorexic and tried to make her daughter go without eating until dinner time. The father was also an alcoholic who broke her femur, sexually abused her, and tried to kill her on several drunken occasions. Between the two parents driving drunk all the time, she was in 16 totaled car crashes before she even got her learner’s permit, but someone must have been watching over her because she never had to be hospitalized because of any of them. For reasons only she knows, she kept in touch with both of her parents until their deaths, though they were never close. She didn’t really dwell that much on her childhood, but nonetheless she talks about it enough for it to be quite triggering, so just be warned.
The author escaped to college out west and majored in creative writing. The professors were pretty hopeless, banning the students from writing about supposedly cliché topics like natural scenery and female body fluids. Before she graduated, she had already published a book with no help from them called Cowboys Are My Weakness that managed to incorporate all their banned writing topics, so when a jealous faculty member refused to sign paperwork that would help her get financial aid to finish her degree, she just walked out and never went back lol.
Then she traveled around the country because she loved the wilderness, becoming a raft guide in Colorado and a dall sheep hunting guide in Alaska. She started looking for a place to settle down, eventually arriving in Creede, Colorado. She had only $21,000, so when the real estate agent insisted that she see a beautiful $400,000 ranch, she kind of distanced herself from it, thinking she could never have it. But the author was able to buy this beautiful, historic 120 acre ranch high up in the mountains of Colorado because the previous owner took a chance on her and sold it to her for only a 5% down payment and a signed copy of her book. The author never missed a payment. 
I learned a lot about ranching in the mountains of Colorado from her. For one thing, I had no idea temperatures regularly dipped to -35 degrees Fahrenheit in the winter there, and sometimes even dropped to -45. That’s even colder than Homer, Alaska. The growing season at her ranch was also only 6 weeks. She had Irish wolfhounds, chickens, sheep, a cat, 2 donkeys, and two elderly horses, so reading about how she cared for them all in the winter made me realize that I need to stop being such a sissy about not wanting to go to the barn when the temperature is in the teens. I layer, but I’m clearly not layering with the right materials. I needs to invest in a couple real wool or fleece sweaters and thermal pants. 
I never considered certain complications that come with maintaining a ranch at such a high elevation. The author decided to paint her propane tank to look like a watermelon, and was really lucky that the solar heat at 9,000 feet didn't make it explode in the summer. Additionally, all the logs of her cabin, the wood fencing, and anything else with paint, plastic, or enamel had to annually be treated with UV protector in the fall or else they would just disintegrate in no time. That ranch was a bit more work than the average large property, and was constantly being threatened by wildfires, people wanting to put up power lines, and slick people coming up with schemes to buy her out. But none of them took the ranch from her in the end, and when she dies it’s being preserved and donated to the public.
The book is mostly chapters in chronological order, with some short essays in between. The ranch is obviously the focus, but the author also discusses some trips she made with biologists to remote parts of the world, and her writing is so much like that of a naturalist that this book could also probably fall into the “nature writings” category. 
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kevinszabojrplumbing · 7 months
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Pros and Cons: Should You Invest in a Gas Sauna Heater for Your New Bathroom?
Ever stood on the edge of a warm, steamy sauna and wondered, "Should You Invest in a Gas Sauna Heater for Your New Bathroom"? As imaginative as it may appear, investing in a gas sauna heater for your new bathroom could be an option worth considering.
Picture this: A long day winds down. Tension knots your muscles. But relief waits just steps away—your own personal oasis of relaxation right at home.
A gas sauna heater can transform an ordinary bathroom into a private spa. It offers consistent dry heat, ramps up quickly, and even helps to cut energy costs.
You're not just buying warmth; you're investing in stress relief, detoxification, and improved circulation—the kind of benefits usually reserved for pricey health clubs or exclusive resorts!
Sure, there are factors to consider—space requirements, ventilation needs, etc. But what if we told you those could be easily managed?
Understanding Sauna Heaters
When it comes to sauna heaters, there's a lot more than meets the eye. From electric to wood-fired and infrared, each type brings its own unique flavor to your sauna experience. But let's shine the spotlight on gas sauna heaters, which are often overlooked in favor of their counterparts.
A gas heater can be quite a game-changer for your new bathroom setup. For starters, these beasts pack consistent and therapeutic dry heat that gives you that perfect sweat session you crave after a long day at work. More so, they're known for their rapid heating capabilities - an aspect most folks appreciate when all they want is quick relaxation without waiting ages for things to heat up.
The benefits of a gas sauna heater don't just end with high-quality heat delivery; we're talking energy efficiency too. Gas saunas have been proven cost-effective compared to other types, such as electric ones, over time, largely due to the lower operating costs involved.
Weighing the Pros and Cons
If I were you, though (and yes, I've installed one myself), I'd weigh my options before making any decisions because every coin has two sides, right? So here goes:
On one hand: rapid heating capability (which means less wait time), consistency in delivering dry therapeutic heat (great if this is what works best for your body), plus low operation cost since natural gas or propane used by these units tends to be not only cheaper but also cleaner burning than electricity.
On the other hand: installation could prove slightly challenging given venting requirements associated with combustion gases released during use—this may mean some additional expenses upfront while setting everything up properly according to safety standards imposed by local authorities where live.
Gas vs. electric sauna heaters is a hot debate in the sauna world, and while both have their pros and cons, it ultimately comes down to your personal preference, budget constraints, and available space for installation, among other factors.
Remember, though: when choosing any type of heater for your new bathroom - or indeed anywhere else - understanding what each offers (and doesn't offer) can help you make an informed decision that suits your needs perfectly.
Health Benefits of Sauna Heat
The comforting warmth of a sauna can offer more than just an enjoyable experience. It's actually loaded with health benefits that impact your stress levels, relaxation, detoxification process, and even circulation.
Firstly, let's consider the role heat plays in reducing stress. Studies show that heat therapy stimulates the release of endorphins - those 'feel-good' chemicals our bodies produce to combat stress and pain. As a result, spending time in a gas-heated sauna is like hitting the reset button on your day - easing tension and promoting relaxation.
In addition to this calming effect, saunas are also fantastic for detoxification. Sweating it out in the sauna helps eliminate toxins from your body through perspiration, an effective natural method known since ancient times. So next time you're enjoying that warmth enveloping you, remember that there’s deep cleansing going on at a cellular level.
Saunas Improve Circulation
You may have noticed how flushed people look after leaving the sauna; well, there’s more happening under their skin than meets the eye. The high temperatures experienced inside stimulate blood flow around your body, leading to improved circulation.
This increase not only aids muscle recovery but also improves cardiovascular performance over time, making saunas an ally for fitness enthusiasts too.
Better Sleep Patterns
A hidden gem among these impressive health benefits is how a sauna session can influence your sleep patterns. The relaxation and stress reduction from heat therapy contribute to better, deeper sleep, which is crucial for overall health and well-being.
With all these benefits at hand, it's clear that adding a gas-heated sauna to your new bathroom might be more than just an upgrade in luxury - it could lead you on a path toward improved health too.
Creating Your Ideal Sauna Experience
Designing your dream bathroom sauna is no small task. It's a blend of personal preference, functionality, and, yes, even a bit of science.
Space Considerations for Gas Heaters
A key factor to consider when planning out your home spa sanctuary is space allocation. This especially holds true if you're eyeing up gas heaters over electric ones.
You see, gas sauna heaters require more room than their electric counterparts. But don't let this deter you. The extra square footage can be an advantage as it enhances the ambiance with a touch of luxury that other types might lack.
Ventilation Essentials
Besides making sure there's enough wiggle room for the heater itself, ventilation needs some serious thought too. Proper airflow is crucial not only to maintain optimum temperature but also to ensure safety while using gas heaters.
Proper ventilation techniques in saunas help disperse heat evenly throughout the room, making each sweat session more enjoyable and effective.
The Importance of Waterproofing
Last but not least on our list is waterproofing. Given we're dealing with both intense heat and moisture here, safeguarding against water damage becomes paramount. Trust me, you wouldn't want your serene oasis to turn into damp chaos overnight.
In short: Planning ahead pays off big time when creating that perfect home sauna experience. You may ask, Why go through all these hoops? Well, my friend, a well-designed sauna can be your personal retreat, right in the comfort of your own home.
So, get those creative juices flowing and start planning out your perfect bathroom sauna experience. Just remember to consider space requirements for gas heaters and never compromise on ventilation.
The Financial Aspect of Sauna Installation
Investing in a gas sauna heater can be an exciting prospect. Before investing in a gas sauna heater, it's important to be aware of the associated expenses.
Firstly, there's the price tag of the sauna heater itself. This is just one piece of your budget puzzle, though. There are also installation costs and ongoing operating expenses to consider.
Labor Cost for Professional Installation
When it comes to installing a gas sauna heater, you'll need professional help. Doing so ensures safety and optimal performance from your investment.
The labor cost for such services varies based on the location and complexity of the installation. It’s wise to get multiple quotes before making any commitments.
Operating Costs: Energy Efficiency vs Usage Rates
An attractive feature of gas heaters is their energy efficiency compared with other types like electric or infrared heaters. This means lower utility bills over time, but remember that usage rates will affect overall running costs too.
Proper maintenance plays a part here as well, helping extend the life span of your unit while ensuring its efficient operation.
Potential Savings and Return On Investment
A home spa isn't just about luxury—it can actually increase resale value. According to some real estate experts, "Adding a sauna can boost property values."
Research has shown that homes featuring saunas tend to attract more interest from potential buyers than those without them, offering sellers both financial benefits and quicker sales.
Remember, though, to always weigh up these potential returns against the initial outlay when deciding whether to invest in a gas sauna heater.
Gas Sauna Heaters vs. Other Heat
The debate over gas sauna heaters versus other types is a hot topic in the world of wellness spaces. This comparison is crucial, especially when you're considering adding a home spa feature like a sauna.
Gas sauna heaters, for starters, provide consistent and therapeutic dry heat. They have an edge over others due to their rapid heating capabilities. A quick preheat time means your relaxation session can start sooner rather than later.
But there's more. Gas saunas are surprisingly cost-effective too - they provide value not just in terms of initial expenses but also long-term energy consumption. You get warm faster without burning through your budget.
Weighing the Pros and Cons
All good things come with trade-offs though, right? The same goes for gas sauna heaters compared to their electric counterparts.
An important point here: while gas units tend to be more powerful, they may need larger space installations at times compared to electric ones—something worth pondering if square footage is tight.
Ventilation Essentials and Space Considerations
Beyond power and size factors, ventilation plays an essential role when deciding on heater type. Especially with gas heaters, proper ventilation becomes critical to prevent any harmful fume buildup - no one wants that in their chill-out zone.
A well-placed vent system will help keep air quality high inside your personal sweat lodge.
This isn't just a luxury, it's essential to make sure you're soaking up the benefits of your sauna without any side effects.
Design considerations like this are worth taking into account when planning out your perfect home spa experience.
The world of saunas is warm and welcoming - but knowing what heater type suits you best can be tricky. Whether you go for gas or another heat source, ensure it fits both your budget and bathroom space.
Conclusion
Gas sauna heaters: are more than just a luxury. They're an investment in your health and well-being, providing consistent dry heat for relaxation and detoxification.
Should you invest in a gas sauna heater for your new bathroom? Consider the benefits we've discussed—improved circulation, stress relief... It's like having a private spa right at home! You'll need to plan carefully—space requirements, ventilation needs—but with thoughtful design, these hurdles can be overcome.
A final thought: A well-installed gas sauna not only adds value to your life but also boosts the resale value of your house. In essence, it pays back! If you dream about transforming an ordinary bathroom into something extraordinary—a personal oasis—then yes! A gas sauna heater might be exactly what you need.
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eazy-group · 11 months
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9 Best Portable Camping Kitchens for Easier Camp Cooking
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9 Best Portable Camping Kitchens for Easier Camp Cooking
Camp cooking…mmm, mmm, good! My mouth is literally starting to water right now as I’m thinking about s’mores, pancakes, grilled meat, mountain pies, and all that other yummy food you make while camping. 
But actually cooking all that in a camping kitchen can really be a chore. Camp kitchens just don’t have the same conveniences as your home kitchen.
Dishwasher…nope. 
Large double bowl sink with on-demand hot water…nope.
6-burner stove with oven…sorry, no.
That’s where the best portable camping kitchens come in. They give you a convenient place for prep, cooking, and cleaning up so camp food can be enjoyable to make and eat!
Ready to take your camp kitchen to the next level? Here are 9 of my top picks for the best portable kitchens for camping.
Top Picks
Let’s get started with a few of my top picks.
Includes a Table – GCI Outdoor Master Cook Portable Folding Camp Kitchen
Source: Amazon
This portable kitchen is super-versatile, folds up easily, and is about as sturdy as a folding contraption like this can get. From a paper towel holder to a sink to a lantern holder, this has got everything you need for camp cooking success. 
And best of all…it’s not the most expensive option on my list. YES!
See the full review below or check the price now.
Packs Well/Self Contained – Chuck Box Camp Kitchen from Yoke Outdoors
Source: yokeoutdors.com
This is the PERFECT multi use camp kitchen! No more bumped propane, lost dishes, or spilled silverware. EVEYTHING you need to cook at camp can be stored inside this durable chuck box – even the double burner!
I love not having to find storage for all the cooking stuff like I would with other styles – it makes it way easier to go on a spur of the moment trips because I know everything is packed already.
See the full review below or check the current price now
Best on a Budget : Coleman Pack-Away Portable Kitchen
Source: Amazon
For about $100 (a the time of writing), it’s hard to beat the ultra-portable and functional design of this portable camping kitchen. On one side you’ve got a workspace and on the other an adjustable rack that fits most 2-burner camp stoves. 
And when you’re all done, it folds up and fits inside the tabletop for easy storage and transportation.
See the full review below or check the current price now.
Ok, so those are the top picks that’ll work for most people. But some of us like options, right?! Here are longer reviews for each of the 3 top picks, plus a few more!
9 Top Portable Camp Kitchens Reviews for 2022
Here they are!
GCI Outdoor Master Cook Portable Folding Camp Kitchen
Source: Amazon
Pros
Easy to set up
Built-in sink with a cover that doubles as a workspace
Plenty of handy shelves for storing smaller items
Heat-resistant aluminum countertops
Cons
Would be nice if the legs were adjustable
With this portable kitchen, everything you need for food storage, prep, cooking, and cleanup is right in front of you. While most lightweight folding workstations like these can be somewhat rickety, this one is surprisingly stable. 
Source: Amazon
But I definitely think that the extra weight and size is worth it. The extra shelves underneath are convenient and the lower rack with a 35-lb weight limit is really nice for coolers or heavier food items. 
With a sink, dishes are way easier especially if you’re tent camping. And if you’re RVing and don’t need the sink, just flip a countertop section over it and you’ve got an expanded workspace. 
If you do a lot of cooking on this at night, you might want to figure out a way to extend the lantern holder. Depending on the type of light you have, the light may shine right in your eyes. 
The better option would be to get a light that just shines down toward your cooktop like this one.
Think this kitchen could be the one?
Check the price.
Chuck Box Camp Kitchen (what we currently have!)
Source: yokeoutdoors.com
Pros
No need for an extra “camp kitchen” storage bin – this has space to store everything, including your burner!
Durable enough to live in your trunk so you’re ready to cook anywhere
Intuitively designed storage and organization accessories that just make sense for camp cookware
Lifetime Guarantee (and made in America!) – I absolutely love an American company who stands behind their work
Cons
Can be too low depending on the situation – This is obviously designed to set on a tailgate, picnic bench or table of sorts, so it may be short on it’s own if you don’t have those available to use.
Related – If you’re looking for more “all in one” styles like this, check out this list of awesome chuck box style camp kitchens!
Source: yokeoutdoors.com
For campers who like to go on spur of the moment trips, the Chuck Box ensures you are always ready to go! It’s designed so that everything you need to cook can be packed in the box itself, and then stored away neat and compact when no longer in use.
Source: yokeoutdoors.com
I really love how they thought of a a ton of the storage needs already (it comes with a tray, drawer, and lock in system for transit). I’ve seen other “chuck boxes” or DIYs about them, and it’s intimidating trying to create a system that is both organized and easy to use.
The fold out section at the front is just enough to do some food prep or serving on without needing an additional table too… sweet!
Check the Chuck Box price
Coleman Pack-Away Portable Kitchen
Source: Amazon
Pros
Lightweight – Just 14 lbs
Comes with practical accessories like a lantern holder and utensil hooks
Everything fits inside the table for easy transportation
Cons
Some stoves may not fit on the crossbars
The Coleman Pack-Away kitchen is one of the most portable and wallet-friendly kitchens on my list. That means that you can’t expect this one to be as stable as some of the larger and more expensive options, but it’s still surprising what you get for just $100.
Source: Amazon
This portable kitchen forgoes a flat counter space for your camp stove and instead gives you an adjustable rack that fits most two-burner stoves and medium-sized coolers. This helps save weight while still giving you plenty of space for cooking. 
There’s also a mesh shelf (lightweight) underneath the main tabletop. It gives you some extra storage space or a handy spot for placing wet dishes and utensils while they dry.
*Note! – The pictures you see in the Amazon description are for an older model that’s a little different than the newer one. The new one doesn’t have the big cross braces under the main table.
When you’re done cooking your super-amazing camp meal, just fold everything up and stow it away inside the folding tabletop. It latches together to keep everything in place and is small enough that even if your camp gear is packed in a sedan, you can probably still find a place for this.
Does budget-friendly and super portable sound like your speed?
Check the current price now.
Coleman Pack Away Deluxe
Source: Amazon
Pros
Sturdy design
Removable sink for easy dish cleanup
Mesh wastebasket
32-inch high counter is comfortable for most to work at
Cons
Paper towel holder suction cups don’t hold very well (Most campers just slide the roll of paper towels over the lantern pole!)
Lantern holder can’t handle heavy lanterns
If you liked the regular Pack-Away portable kitchen, but are fine with spending a little more for a larger and more stable cook area, go with the Coleman Pack-Away Deluxe. It’s got a thicker aluminum frame and a solid tabletop with backsplash, plus a few extra nifty features.
Check the current price here.
GCI Outdoor Slim-Fold Portable Cook Station
Source: Amazon
Pros
Budget-friendly price
One-piece construction just unfolds (nothing to put together)
Heat-resistant counter for camp stoves
Cons
While it’s a nice cook station, it doesn’t leave a lot of room for food prep
If you liked the GCI Master Cook portable kitchen, but don’t need the sink or quite that much space, go with this one. It features a similar, sturdy folding design in a compact size. 
When you’re putting some portable kitchens together it can feel like you’re assembling a rocket with all the pieces you have to put together. So if putting things together was never really your thing, you’ll like this kitchen. 
Its one-piece design unfolds in about 10-15 seconds…easy-peasy.
And once set up, this thing is sturdy enough that you can use it for more than just camping. Got a tabletop barbeque grill at home? You just found your new grill stand!
Check the current price here.
Ozark Trail Deluxe Camp Kitchen
Source: Amazon
Pros
Zipper-up pantry to keep bugs and critters off your utensils
Removable wind guard for cooking on windy days
Sink and drying rack
Compact size
Cons
If you’re using a 2-burner stove you won’t have much leftover space on the countertop
Looking for a compact camping kitchen for just one or two people? This one’s a great choice. 
The countertop measures 19”x24”. If you’ve got a single burner stove you’ll have plenty of space for prep and cooking. And the 3-sided wind guard is really nice for protecting the flame on lightweight backpacking stoves. 
Related – Hate doing dishes at the campsite? The sink and drying rack make it a little easier. If you want to make it really easy, place your water jug with a spigot on top of the drying rack with the spigot facing the plastic sink, and BAM! You’ve got running water.
And while a lot of these portable camping kitchens leave your dishes and utensils out in the open for the bugs, squirrels, and raccoons to check out, this one’s got a nice zipper-close fabric storage compartment. 
Think this might be the one?
Check the price here.
Sylvansport Din-o-Max Outdoor Camp Kitchen
Source: Amazon
Pros
Visually appealing design
Surprisingly compact when stored
Sets up in just a few minutes
Perfectly compliments the Sylvansport GO pop up camper
Cons
A little pricey
At 45 pounds you’ll get a workout lugging this around
Turn any campsite into a gourmet kitchen with the Sylvansport Dine-o-Max! If your picnic table is getting used for other activities and you need lots of space for cooking and storage, this kitchen is a great choice. 
It’s got two large bamboo countertops with almost 9 square feet of workspace. Even the smaller tabletop is big enough to fit a normal 2-burner camp stove with room to spare. 
And kinda like the Ozark Trail camp kitchen, this one’s got a huge zipper-close storage space with water-resistant fabric for keeping all your pots, pans, and utensils safe and clean. Pretty sweet right?!
Check the price here.
Camp Chef Sherpa Camp Table & Organizer
Source: Amazon
Pros
Compact yet practical
Zippered storage compartments
Weighs just 13 pounds
Cons
Doesn’t do the best on uneven ground
27 inches high is a tad short as a workspace (but not bad once you put a stove or grill on top)
Sure, the Camp Chef Sherpa doesn’t have as much space as some of the other camp kitchens on my list, but it’s actually super practical! 
It makes a great all-in-one kitchen kit for single people or couples. Just pack all your camp kitchen gear in the fabric organizers and anytime you feel like heading out for an impromptu camping trip, just grab this and go. 
Source: Amazon
The aluminum top is heat resistant so you can use it as a stand for your camp stove or grill. Plus, one of the organizers (the blue one), if fully lined so you can use it as a cooler or sink!
Check the price here.
PORTAL Outdoor Folding Portable Camping Table
Source: Amazon
Pros
Simple, small, easy to pack
Adjustable legs
Mesh shelf for utensils, towels, & other accessories
Cons
None of the fancy “kitchen” features like the other options
When searching for portable camping kitchens, don’t forget about a good ‘ole fashioned camping table. Well…with the aluminum construction, adjustable legs, and roll-top tabletop I wouldn’t exactly call this “old-fashioned”. 
But the point is…a regular folding table can work pretty darn well as a camp kitchen. And when you’re not camping it’s got like a bazillion other uses. Plus, it’s cheaper!
Just be careful with lightweight folding tables because some can be pretty flimsy if anything more than a fly sits on them. This one with its extra bracing and solid user reviews is one of the best options. 
Check the price here.
Wohoo! You did it! You made it to the end of my list. 
Tips for Choosing Your Portable Camp Kitchen
Still not sure about which to get? Here are a few points that’ll help you decide.
How much space do you really need?
Do you really need tons of counter space? Maybe you do if you’re going to be overlanding or boondocking in off-grid campsites. 
But most campgrounds have campsites with picnic tables which you can use for food prep. Or if you’re in an RV, your portable camp kitchen basically just gives you a convenient place to cook outside.
What are you planning to cook?
If you like to keep things simple, then you can get away with a lot less counter space and a smaller camp stove. Check out these articles for some camping recipes that are easy to make with limited space. 
But if you like to cook big meals at the campsite, then you’ll need more room. Make sure you have a sturdy tabletop with plenty of space for chopping, dicing, seasoning, and other normal meal preparations. 
Plus, you’ll need a space for your camp stove (check the size to make sure it’ll fit!) And a few extra shelves for condiments, utensils, and dishes will make your life a lot easier. 
Do you need a sink?
It’s nice to have a washbasin built into your portable camp kitchen, but it’s definitely not a necessity. Most aren’t much more than a simple plastic basin (which is something you can easily buy later if needed).
Heat-resistant top
Most camp stoves won’t direct any heat downwards so they shouldn’t damage most tabletops. However, anytime there are flames around it can’t hurt to have heat-resistant materials.
Portability
Where will you be carrying your portable kitchen? In the tiny trunk of your sedan or in an RV basement? If you’re already strapped for space, then be sure to check the folded dimensions in the kitchen’s description.
Height
Standard kitchen countertops are 36 inches high. So a camp kitchen that’s closer to 36 inches high will be more comfortable to cook at. If it’s less than 30 inches high then it might be a little uncomfortable to cook at for long periods if you’re 5’ 8” or taller. 
Lighting
Wanna cook some late-night dinners? Or brew early morning coffee? Then it’s nice to have a lantern pole. Just keep in mind that the lantern poles on most lightweight folding kitchens probably aren’t going to be able to handle heavy propane lanterns. A lightweight hanging LED light is a better option. 
It’s Chow Time!
So which portable camp kitchen are ya gonna go with? 
The feature-filled GCI Outdoor Master Cook? Or maybe the portable and practical iKamper Aioks? 
Whether you go with one of these camp kitchens or just stick with a good old picnic table, just be sure to get out there and have fun as a family in the outdoors!
And don’t miss these other camping articles that’ll help you have a blast on your outdoor adventures!
Stacy Bressler is an avid outdoorswoman, wife, and mother of three who lives in Jackson, Wyoming. She loves all things camping and enjoys sharing helpful tips, fun activities and laughable learning experiences she finds along the way! Navigating the outdoor life through the lens of humor and positivity, she chronicles it all on her website “The Crazy Outdoor Mama”
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voyager3rv · 1 year
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Cold Start!
Day: 948
Location: 35.558, -75.462
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Well that was something ! ! !
We had known we were in for a bit of a challenge with the weather that had been upcoming in NJ. ( temps were going as low as 3F )
- - Pre - Departure - -
So we dragged the lines early, dropped all our water and had a small space heater in a cargo bay to distribute heat through while we endured the arctic blast. We held well between the shrubs during our last stay, Nebbie was able to kick consistent vibes at approx 50F and that was with two electric heaters at 2200 watts.
~ Due to limited electricity throughput from the line ( 20A ) ~
[ We would have rocked propane, but after 2+ months of usage we were pretty much beat ]
This essentially set the tone for our disembark,
J and I were both a little slow to get back into the groove, but we made due and pressed on. Leaving went pretty smoothly and we were greeted with driving head on with what was described as "gale winds"... (shrugs) you honestly can't make it up. But it was such a great test for all the work we had done, this old gal, prior to our renovation would have been ramblin' back and forth like she was busting a move. :D
- - Departure - -
Our initial heading had us arriving in ( 35.558, -75.462 ) by Sunday afternoon, so we decided to split the trip into two days, somewhere around 266mi the first day, and 220 the next.
We got to our first layover without any other excitement, we were lucky to have some really beautiful sunset views over farmlands in MD as we parked, plugged electric only and settled in for the night.
The second day was really when all the excitement happened, we had to plan a spot to fuel our propane before landing, and after having called the campground we were essentially told we were beat for a Sunday fill. So we hunted around... or more like, J hunted around, and after five or six different spots we were able to narrow it down to an Ace hardware, believe it or not.
(added to the list of places to stop)
I jumped up front and went to start Nebbie, but when I turned the key.... ( click, click sppzpzp cacsfma lfnskj ) was actually exactly how it sounded. Now I remembered what that one thing was I still had to do... replace the battery. No worries though, we've jumped before and today was no different. So after getting Nebbie started we hooked the smart car and rolled out to our first stop, the gas station!
The first one was not set up well for us, so we had to cross the highway and pulled through another.
So this might have come easier to someone else, but not to me that day, because I tell ya what I confidently turned that engine off thinking we would be swell, and guess what. We weren't! lol so I had to unhook the smart car, turn it back on, jump the RV and then re-situate on the opposite side of the gas station to rehook.
(just a good ol regular fill up in RV life)
We were only forty minutes to the ace hardware, and on the way we decided to get smart. I asked J to research about the (emergency start) switch on the dash and how it operated and how we might be able to use it. So after a quick youtubing we felt confident that it would be straight forward.
We pulled into the Ace lot which thankfully was pretty abandoned and did a whole two loops before arriving correctly at the side of the propane fill up area. The worker there had seen us driving and met me there at the side, he was super nice and we discussed camping, and the type of camper he had as well.
After I hopped back into the driver's seat, anxious and ready to DRIVE! I look at J and asked her "No but really, one whole minute", she responded "One minute", my eyes flipped around in my head while I pushed the button (emergency start) looking between J and the wheel, waiting for the go ahead.
At juuuuust about one minute I turned the key, ( du du duuuu ) no dice. After sitting for a second, and pushing the button again, this time for thirty seconds, we tried again before Nebbie roared to life!
We were in some kinda luck!
With a full tank of gas, and propane we made our way further south, taking in the ocean views from Virginia bridges to Virginia Beach, driving all along the sand bar by Kitty Hawk and through towards Rodanthe.
First trip back on the road in the books, we're parked about 200 feet away from the ocean and the sunrises and sunsets have been BEAUTIFUL, the next week days here are going to be so relaxing!
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the-firebird69 · 1 year
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And yes junior is the golf pro Mr putzer and it's the first name but my son doesn't call that but that's his name and he is a famous golfer and he helped work on the project and come up with the concept and he's going to meet with us and at the golf course location boy isn't that Tony soprano just in time for the holidays here we are everything's going to be wondering where their plot is or the plot.. I can't believe it it's actually funny Tony soprano says cuz it fits. But they're going to meet down there it's good cuz Junior has some pull.
And there are other companies that were purchasing or taking over other than Mayflower
*there's a huge propane company and it's associated with the gas companies but it's separate and it is not blue rhino but it's similar and he used to know what it was now he's saying propane company we need help getting the propane company name out so they want to burn themselves up I guess ironically it's a very big company and it's propane all over the world and propane is not methane and we're looking at bottling methane the problem is purity and the parodies settled to the bottom of the tank and the sun says that if it works well enough without being volatile because of particles that's fine but it depends how much particles because if you shake it up and it gets clogged it might get my cause problem and that's the problem and some say there's a way to counter it and we have stuff that works but it's too costly to put the valve on all the tanks and he says I don't think we've ever had a problem purifying stuff that's true and he's figured out a way no but we just heard what he's saying and that is a way to do it and we can use the Dyson sphere vacuum cleaner I'm going to test it out I thought it was unique and I have heard it before and people say that the gas just goes to the other edge but other stuff does go to the very outrage and we're going to go ahead and try it.
And besides that we have purchased or we're taking over tonight the natural gas company we said we took over the other day huge companies we need now and oil heating companies and right now giant tanker trucks and tanks all over the place they're taking right now we started earlier today and a huge numbers of them
*there's a lot of gas companies like praxair and other gases that I'm going to take those over and we have to because the nature of the company is very dangerous and he knows the danger you can use them for all sorts of process systems processes and they're used in making chips they're used in making certain devices that are very dangerous and they're also used in chemical warfare and if you allow people access at this point in time it might be a big mistake we're taking over a few of them they're still going to be several companies left and we need to get going on it and we are starting there's several companies that we're taking control of now one is praxair and the other we're going to announce shortly right now he's got to eat something
Nuada Arrianna
This is a tough job and I'm having other people do it because it's taking too much of my time and you told me to and other people are taking responsibility for stuff and I feel great and it's working a lot and nuana Ariana got tons of people moving and it's helping him with the anti-cloning it's a lot of work there's tons of work everywhere we need to hire people and are hiring is going way up it's helping me a lot and I'm understanding something he made the decision a while ago and I kept doing it people get a little upset with me I started droning and I said he goes why don't you delegate and you have more important things to do like get the recruiting thing going it's the number one and we know it's number one and to do that company things and things are taking your time in areas that they do stuff in and you still pop in and you're doing things like we made this trike work well it's very big you see it in Asian Thailand is a place to look at on a camera nowadays you'll see what I mean there's no way to get around down there but they're having cars downtown doesn't even make sense and Hera has these big trucks they're like snub nose with a short bed that delivers tubs and stuff to food eateries and so forth and grocery store too so he said okay that was me and here we go we're going to go ahead with this stuff
Thor Freya
Repeated but he sent it back and I got the idea and I see something I'm able to think a little more and I needed to
Perfect we're seeing at work and it's resourcefulness and teamwork
Olympus
We need a bug guy out here it's got his kids doing it and they're going crazy and we need people to work with them and someone to be assigned to that particular task with the person doing it full time that meeting a mentor position
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campellokeith · 2 years
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Why Heating Oil is the Best Choice for Residents?
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A lot of people think that natural gas, or electricity, is the most practical and cost-effective way to heat their homes during cold weather months, but there are actually some benefits to using Heating Oil Hanson, MA that make it a great choice for homeowners in Hanson MA. Heating oil comes from crude oil, but it’s much cleaner than what you might imagine by looking at it — in fact, heating oil burns up to 80% cleaner than other fossil fuels.
1. What Are The Benefits of Heating Oil?
Oil heats better than any other heating source. The higher heat capacity means less furnace cycling, which translates to lower electricity use and lower maintenance costs. In addition, oil systems do not have moving parts like pumps and burners, and it can be used in multi-fuel systems as a backup fuel when natural gas or propane isn’t available. Homeowners should look into oil heating if they are interested in saving money on their home heating bills while also reducing their carbon footprint. For example, you could install an oil tankless water heater that would eliminate the need for a storage tank altogether. This type of system uses high-efficiency coils and valves to quickly heat water on demand. Because there is no storage tank, homeowners save thousands of dollars over time by eliminating expensive piping installations, long waits for hot water during peak periods and high monthly utility bills from large tanks. 
2. How Much Does Home Heating Oil Cost?
As you can imagine, home heating oil costs vary a great deal depending on what type of system you have and how much oil you need. Typically, an average household in Massachusetts will spend anywhere from $1,400 to $1,800 annually on heating oil. In comparison to other types of fuel, heating oil isn't particularly expensive. If you currently heat your home with natural gas or propane, consider switching to home heating oil; it's going to be more economical than keeping your current source. Compare prices online before getting into a new contract so that you know just how economical it is.
3. Can I Improve My Home’s Efficiency?
A large number of people often wonder if they can improve their home’s efficiency and make it cheaper to heat. The main thing you want to do here is to contact a professional heating oil company and discuss what kind of options you have. This way, you can figure out which one will be best for your specific home.
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4. How Can I Save On Home Heating Costs?
It’s that time of year again! Turn on your heat, crack a window and grab a blanket. The days are getting shorter, which means you’ll be spending more time at home—which also means spending more money on heating. If you want to save money on heating costs while still keeping your home warm, try switching from natural gas to heating oil. You can reduce your utility bills by up to 15 percent by choosing oil over gas. contact professional company always for the guaranteed future.
Source: Why Heating Oil is the Best Choice for Residents?
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mckeedale32 · 2 years
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Pot Metal Repairs: A DIY Welder
Sometimes, individuals want to fix damaged items of pot metal. If you have been in search of a DIY welder, you've come to the precise place! This article will give you all the ideas you want on how to make use of a DIY welder and what instruments you will need for your job.
What is a pot steel equipment?
Pot Metal Kits are an amazing technique to get began with welding. They come with all the necessary supplies and directions to get you started welding pot metallic. They're also an excellent option to be taught extra about welding and get higher at it. There are lots of various kinds of pot metal kits, so make sure to decide on the one that's right for you. There are newbie and intermediate kits, in addition to kits for repairing vehicles and motorcycles. Choose the one that is correct in your needs. When selecting a pot metallic kit, be sure to learn the instructions carefully. They may let you know exactly what you need to do to get began welding pot steel. Remember to observe the directions fastidiously, or it's possible you'll find yourself ruining your kit or your challenge. Once you have chosen a equipment and browse the instructions, it is time to get started! Follow the steps within the instructions carefully, and you will be welding like a pro very quickly!
Do you want a welding package to repair your pots and pans?
No, you do not need a welding equipment to repair your pots and pans. You can do the repairs with a propane welder or a MIG welder. If you're solely doing simple repairs, you can use a typical welding wire. For extra sophisticated repairs, you will need a welding kit.
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If you are like most homeowners, you most likely do not have a variety of expertise with welding. And if you happen to do weld, chances are you do not understand how to use a welder for pot metallic repairs. That's why we have put collectively a DIY pot metal repair equipment that will enable you to get the job accomplished proper. First, you may want some basic welding supplies: a welder, an arc welder, a welding shield, and a few butt joints (or stick-welding rods). To start the restore, weld the butt joint on one aspect of the pot. Make it possible for the weld is clean and without any cracks or sputters. Then, weld the butt joint on the opposite facet of the pot. Make sure that both joints are clean and without any cracks or sputters. Needless to say the welds ought to be not less than 2 inches (5 cm) apart so that they will withstand repeated stress. Next, use your arc welder to weld the 2 butt joints collectively. Be sure that the welds are smooth and with none cracks or sputters. You may want to make use of a filler rod to be sure that all the gaps in between the rivets are crammed in
What are the advantages of utilizing a welder to repair my pots and pans?
In case you have a pot or pan that has been damaged by rust, corrosion, or simply normal put on and tear, you could also be tempted to try to fix it yourself utilizing some basic instruments and supplies. But is that this really the best answer? Here are some the explanation why you may want to contemplate hiring a welder to do the job for you: 1. There are a lot of benefits to utilizing a welder with regards to repairing pots and pans. For instance, a welder can use exact measurements and heat up quickly sufficient to achieve consistent outcomes. This means that your repairs might be precise and durable. 2. Welder repair jobs are normally easier than fixing pots and pans on your own because you don't should cope with the delicate steadiness of sizzling metallic and chilly water. A welder can also weld in tough positions, so your repaired pot or pan can be in the correct position. 3. You can save money by hiring a welder as an alternative of attempting to repair your pots and pans yourself. A welder will often cost lower than should you were to go searching for substitute parts separately. Plus, most welders provide a warranty on their work, so there's always peace of thoughts when selecting them as
What are another alternate options to repairing with a welder than buying a kit?
There are a couple of other alternatives to repairing with a welder than buying a equipment. One possibility is to make use of a metalrod welder. This type of welder can be utilized to weld thin tubes, wire, and different small items of metal. An alternative choice is to use a torch welder. Any such welder uses heat instead of electricity to weld metal.
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leebrontide · 3 years
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So Your Temperate Home is Suddenly an Arctic Hellscape
As -10F hits area’s of the US who’ve never seen such temperatures in living memory, I wanted to give some tips from a Minnesotan who’s lived with these temps as a part of my life for 37 years.
1) Don’t Get Cocky. People used to these temps may laugh at our southern neighbors freaking out about the cold because yes, some parts of the US get such temps regularly every year. These people are being ignorant assholes. Our houses are mandated to have insulation that few of your homes will have. We pretty much all have huge puffy coats, and have well established winter weather gear drives for homeless and poor folks every year. We have expensive, well equipped infrastructure for cope with these temps and with large amounts of snow. You don’t. When it comes down to it, Minnesotans know to respect the cold temps- it’s just that a lot of the ways that do it are so commonplace as to be invisible to those who already have these habits.
2) Don’t go out wet. Dry your hair or stay inside. You will loose a lot of heat if you’re wet. Same for sweat, and wet diapers. And clothes with snow on them are now WET CLOTHES. Change into dry clothes as soon as possible.
3) If you have a shitty car battery or a car that sometimes struggles to start, then try not to use it. You’re unlikely to get the kind of temps where it’s impossible to start an engine (I’ve only experienced those temps a few times. Once my eyelashes froze shut and I almost froze to death in my own back yard. Don’t be like young me. Respect the cold.) If your car doesn’t start, you could be stranded somewhere, and realistically your area’s emergency services may be pretty overrun. 
4) Very cold air doesn’t hold moisture well. Plan for extra hydration for people, pets, and plants. Even if your staying in- most home heaters pull cold air from outside, then dry it out even MORE in the process of heating it. Dehydration is a thing. Even if your home’s heater has a humidifier attached to it (if you’re not sure, then it probably doesn’t.) it’s a good idea to drink extra water. Right now I have a few pots of water just left out by heaters to evaporate as much as possible. My mom used to just heat huge camping pots on the stove all day in cold temps. Remember, dry nasal passages really muck up your bodies ability to fight airborne illness. This is not a great time for that.
5) Help out homeless folks in your area in any way you can. These temps can and do kill. And since we have more evictions than any society can conscionably defend this year, we have high numbers of homeless people. Which means area supports for unhoused folks are often underfunded and over-taxed. 
6) Let your faucets drip. I know nobody likes to waste water but if your pipes freeze they will literally explode. Your home will flood. My mother’s kitchen got completely destroyed and it traumatized my childhood dog. Justa  bit of moving warm water will safeguard you from that.
7) Do. Not. Burn. Propane. Indoors. 
8) Plan for potential power outages. Ice on the lines can cause this and again, your infrastructure isn’t prepped for this. Unplug anything in your home you’re not using to do your part to help prevent rolling blackouts.
9) Driving on ice is a SKILL. Your roads may be filled with people who do not have that skill. Please please, stay off the roads if you can- even if you have this skill these roads will not be prepped and will, again, be full of people who don’t know how to do this because it just hasn’t come up that much in their life.
Stay safe and stay kind, folks! 
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weeb-writor · 3 years
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Bakugou Meets his Future Kids
Hiya! Long time no see! So I’ve been gone a while and today I was actually supposed to post the last part in the Aizawa mini series. That wont happen today because unfortunately even though me and my whole family have been super safe and only go to work and home I did test positive for Covid-19. I'm okay though just really drained and this was easier for me to finish. I'm hoping to have the Christmas fic up by the 28th at the latest, so sorry about that! For now I hope you can enjoy this! The kids do call reader mommy but there is no assigned gender! Anyone, any gender can be a mom!
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Bakugou Katsuki x Reader
He meets his kids from the future in a troubling way
Words: 1896
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It was supposed to be a normal day and it was for about 10 seconds. About 11 seconds in Bakugou had somehow been wrapped into a trip to the mall with most of the class. Bakugou prided himself on being a strong immovable boulder but when you asked could he come… lets say he had a temporary weakness. Now here he was at the food court as you all argued over what to eat.
“Is there a place that sells soba?” Todoroki asked.
“Even if there is, we aren't eating there! You always eat that!” Mina said, pointing at the boy who looked back a little deflated.
“I think we’ll be okay getting soba, his obsession with soba is super cute!” you said with a small laugh. This had Bakugou craning his neck. Only ever eating one thing was not cute, how could you think that!
“Like hell we are, Come on Y/n were getting a burger.” Bakugou said standing and pulling you away you didn't get far before you all heard someone crying and yelling. You and the rest of the class looked at each other once before you dashed in the direction of the cries. Arriving on the scene you see 3 kids surrounding a boy who was crying while one was holding back a girl who seemed to be crying in anger. 
“Hey what the hell is going on here?” Kirishima said in a scolding tone. The kids turn around and pale probably recognizing the group of soon to be Pro-Heroes.
“Nothing we should be going, later losers.” The kids said quickly scattering into the crowds at the mall. The girl quickly ran to the boy's side still crying.
“It's alright, you don't have to cry, I have a first aid kit if that helps.” You said trying to console the kids. At your voice both of the kids looked up at you before tackling you in a crushing hug, sobbing even more. You looked up at your class confused; they only shrugged at you.
“Mommy! I'm sorry, I took Hiroyuki from school and we followed you and then we got hit with that big scary guy's quirk and then we ended up here and we been here for like 2 days. I'm sorry!!” The girl cried, rubbing her eyes furiously.
“Uh um sweetheart, I'm sorry you got lost but my teachers will help you. We’ll find your parents I promise.” You said rubbing her checks.
“But you're our mommy.” The young girl sniffled.
“I'm not, you must be confused. I'm L/n.” You said, smiling at them as they seemed to tear up.
“That's not funny mommy, stop joking right now.” The girl said, shaking her head, more tears spilling from her eyes.
“Sorry kid they aren't joking, L/n doesn't have any kids.” Denki said, crouching to meet her eyes.
“Are you mad cause we didn't listen? Are you gonna send us away?” The girl said, beginning to cry even more.
“Stop making my sister cry!!” The boy said with tears in his eyes, the tears were short lived as explosion went off all around them. Everyone looked at Bakugou who was quietly watching
“It's not me, it's one of them.” He said with his teeth gritted. The class didn't have time to figure it out as the explosion stopped and they saw their teacher next to them.
“It’s always something with you guys. Hey kids I'm gonna need you to come with me so we can sort this out.” He said offering his hands to them which they didn't hesitate to take. The walk back to the school was relatively short and quiet. Now they were all sitting outside of recovery girls office waiting on some kind of news.
“I think i know what's happened. They kept calling you mom, right?” You nodded at her with a small smile.
“Well while I was trying to heal them I asked them some questions to make sure their heads were on straight. Their answers were very much incorrect to us but also not completely insane. For Example Dynamight, Deku, and Shoto are all top 10 heroes. The league of villains are no more and I'm dead. I examined their bodies and it seems they were hit with a time travel quirk from the looks of it. Not sure when it will wear off but my best recommendation is for them to remain under L/n and Easerheads care, I will check for any signs of it wearing off, every other day.”
“Huh? Is Easerhead their dad! Do you and L/n get married in the future?! That's kind of kinky…” Mineta said with a gross smile
“No, you creepy child. It seems they do like him though.” Recovery girl said with a sigh. You thanked her and went into the room.
“Hey, did recovery girl explain what happened to you guys?” You said as you approached them.
“Uh huh she said we went in the past to where you and papa were students. Like in the pictures on the walls.” The girl said.
“Mhm very good, so can you tell me your names? Then we can go hang out with my friends and eat something!” You said with a smile.
“Hiroyuki…” the boy mumbled.
“I’m Kaori!” The young girl cheered at you. You thanked them and guided you out the door and found your friends and teacher waiting. You led them to the dorm lunge where food was waiting on them.
“So which one of you have an explosion quirk?” Kirishima said as the kids were eating.
“We both do, kind of.” The girl said absentmindedly. “Mom says I make explosions from the heat of the food I eat, I like spicy stuff.” She said with a smile.
“Oh okay cool! But no spicy stuff for you.” Denki laughed at the girl who wasn't exactly happy.
“What about you, little guy?” Sero asked the younger one. The little boy looked at Sero before burying his face in his hands and shaking his head.
“Yuki, has a really cool quirk! Mom says he works like a gas stove! He leaks this stuff that's like propane! Then he can ignite it based on how he is feeling! Angry or emotional means bigger explosions! It comes from his pores or his hand.” The girl chimed in for her brother. He was upset at her words and ran to Aizawa.
“Sorry, we didn't mean to make you uncomfortable!” Mina said as she couched to the level of the boy who further hid his face into Aizawa legs.
“It's okay, kid, Bakugou has an explosive quirk, it's cool!” Denki said with his flashy smile.
“We don't care about that old man's quirk!” The girl said fresh tears on his face.
“What’d you say you little brat?! I’m not an old man!” Bakugou roared back to Kaori.
“You are a mean old man and I hate you! Its all your fault I'm stuck here without my real mom and papa! I hate you! I hate you so much Papa!” The little girl roared back before running back to you crying.
“Papa?” Kirishima echoed quietly.
“Kaori, you shouldn't yell at people or tell them you hate them it's a mean and strong word.” You said crouching down to her level and stroking her cheek.
“B-but it's all his fault. He said me and Hiroyuki were weak and and we couldn't do much because we're kids and it's best for us to stay out of Hero’s way! Like were burdens!” She said growing further agitated.
“And I was right, you followed your mom and you both got hurt when you shouldn't have been near the battle anyway.” He said with a frown.
“But that doesn't mean we are useless and can't do anything by ourselves! WE ARENT DUMB!” She yelled back at him.
“Future me didn't say you were dumb, he, I just want you to be safe. It's best for you and your brother to stay out of the way for now. However, that doesn't mean your a burden or dumb.” Bakugou said seriously. The little girl didn't say anything further and just threw herself into her your arms. Hiroyuki came from in between Aizawa’s legs and also threw himself at you.
“Okay enough mingling for today I guess, time for bed! I’ll be right back guys.” You said as you carried both kids off to your dorms with surprising grace. Once you were gone the group turned to Bakugou.
“Papa, huh Bakugou?!” Denki said with a chuckle.
“It's too surprising! I didn't even know you had a crush on L/N!” Mina said with a pout.
“Really? it was pretty obvious Bakubro had a crush though. Literal tiny explosions go whenever L/n is near.” Kirishima said with a cute head tilt.
“The hell they do.” Bakugou said angrily.
“No they do, I’ve had to stop them a few times now.” Aizawa said with his weird grin.
“I can't believe it though, they are so cute! Kaori is so much like you and I cant believe Hiroyuki’s quirk is so kickass!” Sero said rubbing the back of there necks.
“Well of course they got kickass quirks. With me and L/N as parents there’s no way they wouldn't!” Bakugou said flushed red.
“I'm just glad you cleared up everything with them. It would be pretty bad if they went back mad at the future you, or thinking something damaging like that.” Deku said with a sigh. Finally you were back with no kids, at least it looked like you didn’t have kids.
“So this parenting shit is pretty hard!!” You said as two figures came from behind your legs. They blushed before pointing to Bakugou and then back at your dorm.
“Use your words.” Bakugou said, cocking an eyebrow at the flustered kids.
“Story, Papa.” Hiroyuki slurred out.
“I'm sorry for saying I hate you… I didn't mean it.” The young girl said softly
“You better be, that's a strong word. Now let's go to bed.” Bakugou said nonchalantly as he picked up both kids and walked back to your dorm. The kids remained with you two for about a week and half. You learned lots like you and Bakugou have twins on the way and still want at least one more. Hiroyuki loves Aizawa because he is able to keep his quirk under control around him and they both have an addiction to cats. Bakugou is indeed amazing at everything except anger management. When they left it was during one of your cuddle sessions and boy did you cry like a baby.
BONUS:
“It’s been almost 2 weeks, where could they be?? What if they’re…” You said into Bakugou's chest.
“They’re fine, okay? Our brats are tough so wherever they ended up in time doesn't matter they’ll kick anyone's ass.” Bakugou said, trying to console you. You didn't get a chance to respond before you dogs went crazy at the knock at the door. You yelled for however it was to come in and you thought your mind was playing tricks on you.
“Don't worry they are just drowsy.” Aizawa said with the two kids in his capture weapon trailing behind him. Bakugou was the first to move and was on his knees, in tears in seconds.
“You idiots! Never, ever do that again.” He said hugging him like his life depended on it.
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kevinszabojrplumbing · 7 months
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Pros and Cons: Should You Invest in a Gas Sauna Heater for Your New Bathroom?
Ever stood on the edge of a warm, steamy sauna and wondered, "Should You Invest in a Gas Sauna Heater for Your New Bathroom"? As imaginative as it may appear, investing in a gas sauna heater for your new bathroom could be an option worth considering.
Picture this: A long day winds down. Tension knots your muscles. But relief waits just steps away—your own personal oasis of relaxation right at home.
A gas sauna heater can transform an ordinary bathroom into a private spa. It offers consistent dry heat, ramps up quickly, and even helps to cut energy costs.
You're not just buying warmth; you're investing in stress relief, detoxification, and improved circulation—the kind of benefits usually reserved for pricey health clubs or exclusive resorts!
Sure, there are factors to consider—space requirements, ventilation needs, etc. But what if we told you those could be easily managed?
Understanding Sauna Heaters
When it comes to sauna heaters, there's a lot more than meets the eye. From electric to wood-fired and infrared, each type brings its own unique flavor to your sauna experience. But let's shine the spotlight on gas sauna heaters, which are often overlooked in favor of their counterparts.
A gas heater can be quite a game-changer for your new bathroom setup. For starters, these beasts pack consistent and therapeutic dry heat that gives you that perfect sweat session you crave after a long day at work. More so, they're known for their rapid heating capabilities - an aspect most folks appreciate when all they want is quick relaxation without waiting ages for things to heat up.
The benefits of a gas sauna heater don't just end with high-quality heat delivery; we're talking energy efficiency too. Gas saunas have been proven cost-effective compared to other types, such as electric ones, over time, largely due to the lower operating costs involved.
Weighing the Pros and Cons
If I were you, though (and yes, I've installed one myself), I'd weigh my options before making any decisions because every coin has two sides, right? So here goes:
On one hand: rapid heating capability (which means less wait time), consistency in delivering dry therapeutic heat (great if this is what works best for your body), plus low operation cost since natural gas or propane used by these units tends to be not only cheaper but also cleaner burning than electricity.
On the other hand: installation could prove slightly challenging given venting requirements associated with combustion gases released during use—this may mean some additional expenses upfront while setting everything up properly according to safety standards imposed by local authorities where live.
Gas vs. electric sauna heaters is a hot debate in the sauna world, and while both have their pros and cons, it ultimately comes down to your personal preference, budget constraints, and available space for installation, among other factors.
Remember, though: when choosing any type of heater for your new bathroom - or indeed anywhere else - understanding what each offers (and doesn't offer) can help you make an informed decision that suits your needs perfectly.
Health Benefits of Sauna Heat
The comforting warmth of a sauna can offer more than just an enjoyable experience. It's actually loaded with health benefits that impact your stress levels, relaxation, detoxification process, and even circulation.
Firstly, let's consider the role heat plays in reducing stress. Studies show that heat therapy stimulates the release of endorphins - those 'feel-good' chemicals our bodies produce to combat stress and pain. As a result, spending time in a gas-heated sauna is like hitting the reset button on your day - easing tension and promoting relaxation.
In addition to this calming effect, saunas are also fantastic for detoxification. Sweating it out in the sauna helps eliminate toxins from your body through perspiration, an effective natural method known since ancient times. So next time you're enjoying that warmth enveloping you, remember that there’s deep cleansing going on at a cellular level.
Saunas Improve Circulation
You may have noticed how flushed people look after leaving the sauna; well, there’s more happening under their skin than meets the eye. The high temperatures experienced inside stimulate blood flow around your body, leading to improved circulation.
This increase not only aids muscle recovery but also improves cardiovascular performance over time, making saunas an ally for fitness enthusiasts too.
Better Sleep Patterns
A hidden gem among these impressive health benefits is how a sauna session can influence your sleep patterns. The relaxation and stress reduction from heat therapy contribute to better, deeper sleep, which is crucial for overall health and well-being.
With all these benefits at hand, it's clear that adding a gas-heated sauna to your new bathroom might be more than just an upgrade in luxury - it could lead you on a path toward improved health too.
Creating Your Ideal Sauna Experience
Designing your dream bathroom sauna is no small task. It's a blend of personal preference, functionality, and, yes, even a bit of science.
Space Considerations for Gas Heaters
A key factor to consider when planning out your home spa sanctuary is space allocation. This especially holds true if you're eyeing up gas heaters over electric ones.
You see, gas sauna heaters require more room than their electric counterparts. But don't let this deter you. The extra square footage can be an advantage as it enhances the ambiance with a touch of luxury that other types might lack.
Ventilation Essentials
Besides making sure there's enough wiggle room for the heater itself, ventilation needs some serious thought too. Proper airflow is crucial not only to maintain optimum temperature but also to ensure safety while using gas heaters.
Proper ventilation techniques in saunas help disperse heat evenly throughout the room, making each sweat session more enjoyable and effective.
The Importance of Waterproofing
Last but not least on our list is waterproofing. Given we're dealing with both intense heat and moisture here, safeguarding against water damage becomes paramount. Trust me, you wouldn't want your serene oasis to turn into damp chaos overnight.
In short: Planning ahead pays off big time when creating that perfect home sauna experience. You may ask, Why go through all these hoops? Well, my friend, a well-designed sauna can be your personal retreat, right in the comfort of your own home.
So, get those creative juices flowing and start planning out your perfect bathroom sauna experience. Just remember to consider space requirements for gas heaters and never compromise on ventilation.
The Financial Aspect of Sauna Installation
Investing in a gas sauna heater can be an exciting prospect. Before investing in a gas sauna heater, it's important to be aware of the associated expenses.
Firstly, there's the price tag of the sauna heater itself. This is just one piece of your budget puzzle, though. There are also installation costs and ongoing operating expenses to consider.
Labor Cost for Professional Installation
When it comes to installing a gas sauna heater, you'll need professional help. Doing so ensures safety and optimal performance from your investment.
The labor cost for such services varies based on the location and complexity of the installation. It’s wise to get multiple quotes before making any commitments.
Operating Costs: Energy Efficiency vs Usage Rates
An attractive feature of gas heaters is their energy efficiency compared with other types like electric or infrared heaters. This means lower utility bills over time, but remember that usage rates will affect overall running costs too.
Proper maintenance plays a part here as well, helping extend the life span of your unit while ensuring its efficient operation.
Potential Savings and Return On Investment
A home spa isn't just about luxury—it can actually increase resale value. According to some real estate experts, "Adding a sauna can boost property values."
Research has shown that homes featuring saunas tend to attract more interest from potential buyers than those without them, offering sellers both financial benefits and quicker sales.
Remember, though, to always weigh up these potential returns against the initial outlay when deciding whether to invest in a gas sauna heater.
Gas Sauna Heaters vs. Other Heat
The debate over gas sauna heaters versus other types is a hot topic in the world of wellness spaces. This comparison is crucial, especially when you're considering adding a home spa feature like a sauna.
Gas sauna heaters, for starters, provide consistent and therapeutic dry heat. They have an edge over others due to their rapid heating capabilities. A quick preheat time means your relaxation session can start sooner rather than later.
But there's more. Gas saunas are surprisingly cost-effective too - they provide value not just in terms of initial expenses but also long-term energy consumption. You get warm faster without burning through your budget.
Weighing the Pros and Cons
All good things come with trade-offs though, right? The same goes for gas sauna heaters compared to their electric counterparts.
An important point here: while gas units tend to be more powerful, they may need larger space installations at times compared to electric ones—something worth pondering if square footage is tight.
Ventilation Essentials and Space Considerations
Beyond power and size factors, ventilation plays an essential role when deciding on heater type. Especially with gas heaters, proper ventilation becomes critical to prevent any harmful fume buildup - no one wants that in their chill-out zone.
A well-placed vent system will help keep air quality high inside your personal sweat lodge.
This isn't just a luxury, it's essential to make sure you're soaking up the benefits of your sauna without any side effects.
Design considerations like this are worth taking into account when planning out your perfect home spa experience.
The world of saunas is warm and welcoming - but knowing what heater type suits you best can be tricky. Whether you go for gas or another heat source, ensure it fits both your budget and bathroom space.
Conclusion
Gas sauna heaters: are more than just a luxury. They're an investment in your health and well-being, providing consistent dry heat for relaxation and detoxification.
Should you invest in a gas sauna heater for your new bathroom? Consider the benefits we've discussed—improved circulation, stress relief... It's like having a private spa right at home! You'll need to plan carefully—space requirements, ventilation needs—but with thoughtful design, these hurdles can be overcome.
A final thought: A well-installed gas sauna not only adds value to your life but also boosts the resale value of your house. In essence, it pays back! If you dream about transforming an ordinary bathroom into something extraordinary—a personal oasis—then yes! A gas sauna heater might be exactly what you need.
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yeahwellyourface · 4 years
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In the BoN chat, we've been talking about Southern US recipes and I wanted to share a couple that I make.
The first one is a family recipe that my dad taught me and his dad taught him. It is INCREDIBLY easy. It just takes time. It is A LOT of food, but you make it for a family gathering and then people can also take some home. It is delicious leftover, both cold and reheated.
Needed:
-chicken, officially 1/2 chicken per person who is gonna eat. However, breasts take FOREVER (like 8-10 hours). Thighs taste amazing in this recipe, so if you can not to breasts and do more thighs, thats fine. Also, you want the skin on. That'll hold a lot of the spices and it'll keep the chicken moist.
-salt
-pepper
-garlic powder
-apple cider vinegar
-peanut oil
Thats it.
Now, you are gonna wanna start the fire relatively early because you dont want a lot of flame. And doing this on a charcoal grill is MUCH better than a propane grill. Trust me. I tried it. It really didnt work out well.
Anyway, you wanna get your coals burned down a bit. You want high heat and low flame. So, you are gonna have to work at keeping the fire going throughout the day.
Okay, now for the food. You want the chicken in pieces. I usually get a flat of drumsticks, a flat of wings, and a bunch of thighs.
Rinse 'em all off. Go through and COVER each piece in equal parts salt, pepper, and garlic powder. For awhile I was premixing the three of them into their own shaker. But I never mixed the correct amount. So, now I just put em on one at a time. Your hands are gonna get messy because the correct way to do this is to pick up a piece, shake each spice over it, turn it over in your hand and do the other side. We keep the unspiced chicken in the sink and pull each piece out and cover it while holding it over the bowl that we put it in after. That way, whatever falls off the piece will go onto the other pieces below. And thats it. Cover them all REALLY well.
Here is a pic of some chicken I did:
On the stove (and this can be started whenever as long as you let it sit for a few minutes before taking everything out to the grill), mix equal parts apple cider vinegar and peanut oil in a saucepan. Then mix equal parts salt, pepper, and garlic powder in. None of it matters much for exact amounts. I never seem to make enough and have to go make more. This is gonna be your paint, so don't skimp on the spices.
Okay, fire is at a good level, paint is done, and chicken is rubbed. Carry it out to the grill.
You want the coals to be put to one side, so that none of the chicken is over direct heat.
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Here is my chicken on the grill. You can see the chicken pushed to one side so the coals can be on the other side.
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So, you put all the chicken on and you are gonna wanna paint it. Just absolutely cover it in the paint. Dont skimp on that. It makes it really juicy.
Once youve done that, cover the grill and go back to whatever else you were doing. In half an hour, come back out, paint the chicken again, turn it over, paint that side, and check the coals. Do this every half hour. Paint, flip, paint. Like I said, go for it with painting. You want the chicken to be nice and juicy and thats how you get it.
Theres no exact timing because it depends on your coals and the chicken. Usually, the small pieces come off in about 3-4 hours. Thighs come off in about 6 hours, and breasts come off in 8-10 hours.
They should look like this
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Since things take different amounts of time, I usually take a paper bag (to soak up any excess grease) and put it inside a cooler (to keep the chicken hot). As the wings and drumsticks vome off, people can start eating them, but that is a good way to store anything not eaten while you are still waiting for the rest to cook.
When everyone is done eating, put leftoveres in Ziploc bags and put them in the fridge. They can last up to a week in there,but you will be eating them as you go. Like I said, good leftovers either cold or reheated. Mmmm.
OKAY! NEXT RECIPE!
Now, I got this one off a website and then changed it to what I knew would work better. This is the original recipe: callmepmc.com/pecan-pie-bread-pudding/
Now, thats an okay recipe. But it needs a little work.
Changes I recommend:
- instead of day old French bread, use day old croissants. They soak things up better. And dont cut them nicely. Tear 'em up. Come on.
- instead of the milk and half and half, use sweetened condensed milk. Same amounts, so you dont have to worry about that.
- she is very insistent about the size of the pan. It doesnt matter. I usually make it in a bigger pan because I'm taking it to a family gathering and I need more.
- personally, I think you can mix up more if the "pecan pie" part. Whenever I make this amount, I wish I had more to spread over.
- I add alcohol. It really depends on what I have around the house, but I'll put a but of rum or brandy into the mixes. Just for fun.
Here are my pictures:
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My aunt always demands that I leave any leftovers with her. She reheats small amounts and puts vanilla ice cream on top.
Thats it! Those are the recipes that I make for my family!
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fallsekings · 4 years
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OOC: I don’t want to make this about me, but I wanted to give you guys an update about what’s been going on lately.
So I’ve said a few times that I’m my grandparent’s caregiver. It’s way more than just visiting them and tidying up. While that’s part of what I do, I also have to fix their medicines up every day, make them food, keep their fridge stocked with food and water, make them coffee, and anything else they may need. My grandpa can’t walk due to a mixture of things. He had a stroke a long while back, and that mixed with falling and breaking a hip has made him fairly weak, so I also have to put him in a wheelchair and put him in bed every night. My dad has been helping me lately thankfully, but my grandpa is taller and heavier than I am and I have screwed up both of my shoulders and my back trying to lift and tug.
In the past, I’ve had to learn how to feed my grandma through a tube in her stomach, as well as give her medicine through it, too, because she had cancer and had to have most of her stomach removed.
For all intents and purposes, I am an unlicensed nurse for them.
Here recently my grandma’s memory has gotten a lot worse and she’s been falling too. She can’t remember to take her medicines at the right time or the right way to take them, so I’ve had to adjust my schedule to theirs to be at their beck and call, every time they need me. Whether it’s because of medicine, to get food for them, or to help if one of them has fallen or whatever else that they may need.
And by saying her memory is worse, I mean, she called me the other day to come and put a TV dinner for her in the oven--- and we live next door so it’s not such a big deal, but I only took about 5 minutes to get over there and she had already forgotten that she called me. But I put the tv dinners in the oven and then go back over there later to get them out. I put the dinners on trays and put them in their laps and head back home. I get a call a little less than an hour later from my grandma, telling me that she was wondering where her food was. She said that she had looked in the oven and everything and couldn’t find it. I told her that I had already gotten it out and she had already eaten it... but she wouldn’t listen, and asked me to come back over there. So I did and found that she had ate half of her food and dumped the rest of it into the trash and didn’t remember eating it or putting it into the trash.
So... it’s been like this for a bit. I normally go out the front door of theirs at night and lock it behind me, so she won’t have to do it herself. But last night I forgot to turn the heat on before going out the door, which, it’s only just now getting colder, so it’s not something I’m completely used to doing at the moment. But for what ever reason, my grandpa, who has a hard time with walking, decided to try to walk over to their propane fireplace to turn it on and while he tried to go back and sit down, he fell, and we had to call the ambulance to come and get him. My mom and grandma went to the hospital, and I just got a message back that he has three broke ribs.
The last time he fell, he hit his head pretty badly, and had to be sent off to a hospital that’s three hours away... and that was a mess because social services got involved and I’m hoping that won’t happen again.
I’ve been beating myself up a bit because if I had remembered to turn the heat on, he might not have gotten up and this whole thing could have been avoided.
idk I’m stressed guys. I just need a break. I’m 29 years old. I love my grandparents, but I can’t keep doing this on my own. I need an escape. Used to roleplaying was that, but with everything going on, I can’t focus on anything. I know a lot of you guys are okay with waiting, and while I appreciate it, but I guess I mean that I need a vacation from all of the responsibilities for a while so I can do things that I enjoy. I need “me time”. I need... idk a life of my own I guess.
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itmightbemikey · 3 years
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So yeah I'm becoming increasingly convinced I am actually living in some sort of horror story.
Okay, so, late last March I am up at like 3 AM like pretty much everyone was around then because time had just become utterly meaningless in that first month of Quarantine, just sort of pacing around my apartment like you do you are stuck in quarantine and it is 3 AM. Look out my front window, and across the street a couple houses down I see this:
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Just, a big ol' cross of big red lights, just lighting up a porch.
At 3 AM.
Totally not ominous or anything like that.
I hopped on to Nextdoor to see if anyone had commented on the cross or explained it or wtf was going on, and, hidden among the 'found pet' and 'missing pet' and 'oh no a person in a hoodie walked somewhere in the general vicinity of my house plz be safe everyone' posts, there was this message, presented in it's entirety:
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I have no idea what the reunion area is, I'm sure it's a charming place for... reunions, I guess, but, timing sure is a thing.
Anyway. Red Cross. It's just there, and as far as I can tell it's lit up 24/7, just there, outside my front window. Being an ominous cross glowing a bright red. Some peeps on Discord suggest that maybe it's just some sort of Easter decoration they had put up, and while that's not exactly a normal thing it at least sounds reasonable, so I just roll with that theory. Some people just be weird like that.
Anyway here's a pic I took in September.
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Yeeeeeeeep. It's still there 5 months later. And it would remaion there until the end of November, when it finally goes away and is replaced with some sloppily thrown up christmas lights.
Though when the cross disappeared is also when my upstairs neighbor also just up and vanished too?
Like I don't have an exact timeframe on that, I just kind of noticed his van was no longer around. And then mid December a cop shows up at the building's front door, asking for him or if I'd seen him, because they found his van. It had seemingly been abandoned in a parking lot at the county event center outside of town, and they were trying to get a hold of him before it was impounded. Told them I hadn't seen him in a couple weeks, cop left to do other cop things, and I just kinda... sat with that for a while, because there really wasn't anything I could do beyond telling the cops "yo I haven't seen this guy for a while".
The Polar Vortex. My apartment was absolutely frigid, it couldn't get above 50, but my furnace was working and putting out heat. No idea where I was losing the heat, couldn't find any significant drafts that hadn't been there in previous years. So I trudge down to the Ace Hardware to get a space heater, pick up this tiny little personal desktop heater because it was literally all they had left other than the giant fuck-off propane heat cannons designed for heating warehouses or construction sites, and walking back up to my apartment building I look upstairs and see
The windows are wide open. All of them. In fucking February. And, since there's still been no sign of the upstairs neighbor, that means that they've been opened since late November, early December.
So my gas bill for Dec-Feb is an absolute fucking nightmare but that's besidses the point.
Skip forward to this week. Wednesday the landlord shows up, asking if I had any leaks in my apartment, there had been water leaking into and pooling in the basement. I tell them no, but mention that I think the guy upstairs from me hasn't been in his place since begining of december and the windows have been opened, maybe a pipe burst up there, to which the landlord looked.. confused and concerned at this. Which was a bit odd, because I'd figure the lack of rent checks after 3 months would have been noticeable, but maybe there were advance payments, who knows.
Anyway, landlord and his contractor got in and also called the police, they didn't find anybody up there (as well as no reports of him showing up in area hospitals), but they found the source of the leak. His toilet had been clogged and continually overflowing.
For Three Months.
Hey at least I know exactly why part of my bathroom ceiling had collapsed a month earlier. (I had reported it to the property management company but they apparently never forwarded the message to my landlord).
But hey, the windows are closed now at least, and the leak fixed. Anyway, the next day, I step out to pick up a package that had been delivered, and upstairs I hear a tap.... tap.... tap.... tap.... and sigh, thinking "Oh boy, what the fuck is leaking NOW." So, I head up the stairs to see if I could find it. I round the corner in the stairwell, start heading up the second stretch of stairs, when up over the banister pops someone wearing a full-on Gas Mask.
I certainly wasn't expecting that.
Turns out it was my other upstairs neighbor, she was sorting through some containers filled with items damaged in a house fire and was wearing the gas mask so as to not have the ash irritate her lungs, which she has issues with, and it was the respirators on the gas mask that was making the tapping sound. Anyway, we get to talking, she asks me if I know what's going on with the guy in the apartment next to hers, and I tell her the stuff I know, the cop, the landlord, the toilet, etc. And she tells me that around late November, she had started noticing a bad smell up there, but then one night shortly after she noticed the smell she heard a lot of stomping around and a loud ruckus in there, and it was after that that she too noticed the windows had been opened and that the shared wall between apartments had gotten ice cold.
Aaaand that's where I'm at right now. 10 ft below all of that. Just... living with all that information in my head. Had I mentioned that I'm on three different medications for anxiety? I'm on three different medications for anxiety, and I have all of that in my head. It's fine. I'm fine. It's Fine.
Anyway, if some of the worst stuff that's just circling around my brain meat comes to pass, well, I do have a way to defend myself. Because I got this nifty-ass corroded to all fuck Pipe Wrench that just so happened to fall out of my bathroom ceiling in January!
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It's Fiiiiiiine.
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whatkikiwrote · 3 years
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Jen is a character out of an unwritten book. Fairy Michael said it best, "That girl is from another planet." The girl with the spider legs. I say is because a person like Jen doesn't just leave this planet when they die, it'll take awhile before a sparkle like hers dissipates. She was fire, fun and one of the most hilarious people I'd ever met. She was smart as a whip and great company. Jen and I were the girls dating the Hungarians. Thomas and Sam were attached at the hip, which meant for better or worse, so were Jen and I. 
The four of us lived a few months together in a rusty shipping container until the rainy season hit and we were practically flooded out. That was November 2015. The rain in Big Sur fell especially hard that year, breaking California out of it's drought. We were always together in the beginning. Jen would wake at dawn to work her morning shift at Ripplewood and Sam was always ready to walk her to work. If you were unfortunate enough to be in the Ripplewood parking lot around 6am, you'd encounter them with their tongues down each other's throat. Sam and Jen were always making out. I remember once my parents came to visit from Boston, so we took them to the aquarium and my dad joked that Sam and Jen missed the whole thing because they were too busy engulfed in each other.
Living in the shipping container in late October provided minimal heat and sometimes the night temperatures dropped below freezing, so we spent a lot of our time at the pub. To stay warm Sam, Jen and I spent hundreds of hours in the soft glow of the pub's fireplace, while Thomas worked in the kitchen. The pub was located in the same parking lot as our little container, so we would joke it was the living room. I'm sure I'm not the first to say that about the Maiden, and if you were lucky to have spent an evening there, you understand how special it was. A little cozy corner community of people off the beaten Highway one path.
To bide our time I wrote. And drank.
Harassed the bartenders.
 Sam read countless books. But Jen could never sit still. She would pick up a book she was interested in, read a few pages and then start another one. She'd get bored, order a beer from Spencer or, if it was Friday night, from Heavy Metal Chris. She'd roll a cigarette on the bar, go outside by the barrel to smoke and every time I’d glance out the window at her, she would be hugging someone new. Lots of times she'd spot a friend in the parking lot, jump in their car, leave her stuff inside and come back hours later to her beer and purse, right where she'd left them. You don't deserve that kind of community love unless you work for it and Jen certainly did. She was always around and if I needed her in a pinch, I only had to use the “Big Sur telephone”,  "Hey everyone!” I’d call into the open doors of the pub, If you see Jen, tell her I'm looking for her." "Which Jen?" Someone would ask. "The one with the long legs." I’d reply. "Crossed eye Jen?" That was another thing about us. We both had occasionally lazy eyes.
In November Thomas and I moved into our Kia Forte and Sam and Jen moved into her Jetta. We didn't see them as much. Sam and Jen stayed in the valley, sleeping at The Grange while Thomas and I drove down to the south coast and spend our time off surfing at Sand dollar. I remember once we took Sam and Jen out to surf. I let her borrow my board and watched in horror like a worried mother as she flipped and flopped and smashed her and my board over and over again until she realized she could use just use it as a boogie board. I can still remember the endless joy on her face, even today, years later, holed up in a giant downtown apartment, far far away from the Pacific. That cute squinty smile. She wouldn't give me my board back for the rest of the day, no matter how much I pleaded.
In late December Thomas and I decided to move to Monterey. The day we signed our lease I drove to LA to get the rest of my stuff I had left behind when I abruptly decided to follow my heart and move to Big Sur. When I came home to Monterey, the apartment had been completely decorated. It looked like a homeless hippie had vomited all over our walls and, I guess she kinda did. Jen welcomed me with her big goofy googly eyed smile and offered me a plate of burnt cookies. That wasn't the only time Jen decorated my apartment or cooked for us .Once she made a stew of eggs, beans, greens and any condiment and spice she could find in the fridge and cabinet, including the fish sauce. We all took bites to be nice and then fed our portions to the dogs when she wasn't looking. Poor dogs.
Jen and Sam lost their jobs that winter and survived off of Chips Ahoy. They'd sleep over regularly to do laundry, take showers, smoke giant bong rips. We’d get massively stoned and lounge around listening to music while braiding each other's hair. We always had some new abalone or jade or money or doobie or gossip to share. Our collective favorite drink was a latte with a double shot of Bailey's so when they would sleep over, as a thank you, Jen would always make us Bailey's coffee in the morning. One thing Jen was exceptional at, other than being a phenomenal friend and muse, was making lattes. 
Once Jen hosted a dinner party at Coast Gallery, where Henry Miller’s famed water colors hang on the walls. It was just the four of us and Geologist Steve, who was living there at the time. Jen welcomed us at Steve’s door as if it were her own home. The small apartment had access to the latte machine in the commercial kitchen and together we drank at least 10 if not more coffees. She had made little foam hearts in every cup.
 High on caffeine we walked out to the balcony where the cafe serve sandwiches and drinks and looked out at the moon shinning off the ocean. There were few clouds in the sky as the marine layer had dispersed and clearly we could see shooting stars falling around us. Thomas took me by my hand and we started to waltz, as we circled around, I caught a glimpse of Sam and Jen, tongues down each other’s throats. It’s silly how when you are young you believe a moment can last forever.
Jen and I were like sisters. We didn't always get along in the beginning and we'd go long spans of time not seeing each other, but we always had the other's back. If I needed a job, she'd find one for me. If she needed to talk, we'd find each other. Once I took her to that dive bar in Seaside every Big Sur local has been to. I forgot the name. It was noon on a Tuesday and the place was packed. We spent too much money on booze and too much time complaining to each other about the difficulties of being us. After a very short lived game of pool, we decided it was time to leave, but as I reached to open the door, a man blocked my exit and said, "Where do you think you're going?" I stood motionless, freaked out, but Jen just swatted him away and walked out of the dark into the daylight without a blink. 
Eventually she and Sam made a deal with some deeply loved locals and ended up building their own little shack on a mountainside. Jen found a book on gardening and designed her own, at one point she dug out her own stairway down to the garden. Sam and Jen’s only other source of entertainment was a keyboard piano. When Thomas and I would come to visit, Jen and I would play duets. We were shit at it, but that didn't matter. Jen and Sam were living in a dream world. They forged for seaweed at the beach and dried it. They found a colony of bees and tried to harvest the honey. Two of their four walls were made of glass. They watched and documented the Sobranes Fire from their bed. One day as the fire raged, we climbed on their roof and drank Bailey's coffee from their makeshift kitchen: a tarp, a cooler and a small propane stove
.It's been 3 years since I've seen Jen. Thomas and I ran out of money and options after the Pub closed, so we decided with heavy hearts to move to the other side, my side, of the country. She and Sam broke up about a year after we moved. A poor choice, a painful ending, a breakup I wonder if I could have stopped, had I been there.
Despite the distance, I still shared photos with her, of the dogs, of our wedding, our first born little girl. And Jen has never left us, it wasn't even a week ago Thomas and I were sharing memories about her. I still have the pieces of jade we traded,  but I'm realizing now that she's gone,  how little of her I still keep. My apartment used to be where she kept her books,  her clothes,  some memories. Typically when a person you love dies,  there's a funeral to attend,  a gathering of friends to mourn with, but all I have is Thomas and somehow we'll have to tell Sam. How do you tell someone the greatest love of your life is dead? I'm sure it'll be a few more hours until I find out the details of her passing, a few more hours until the shock wears off and I find myself mourning my friend while playing with my children,  doing the dishes or driving in the car. 
Everyone has their own idea about what happens after we die. Thomas thinks we live on only in memories and DNA, I think a bit more spiritually than that.  Anyway, what we think doesn’t matter. Wherever Jen is, besides in all our hearts,  I know she's having a hell of an adventure and I hope someday we can ride those waves again at Asilimar.
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