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a post full of judging | monkeycatluna on ig
#stim#stimboard#monkeycatluna#cats#judging you#sfw#white#brown#black#kitties#animals#hands free#sunglasses#eyes#eye contact#*narrows eyes*#she's judging you#ishy gifs#postish
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dotc fumbled so badly with trying to make clan life appealing in any way, it literally opens with it destroying the peace between cats, killing families, leaving kittens as orphans and by the second half it’s so unsalvageable that they had to distract the audience by making the villain of the second half an evil foreigner
#warrior cats#deer rambles#sorry i try not to judge ppl for their faves but if you like dotc you did not read it
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"I don't want to talk about this." Kim doesn't have anyone he can talk to about this.
Porsche takes three shot glasses out from behinds the bar and lines them up. Fills each. "Drink," he orders.
Kim side-eyes the glasses. Looks around the bar; near-empty at this hour.
He drinks, one after the other. It burns going down.
"I'm still not talking about it," he says.
"I know." Porsche pulls a single shot for himself. Kim admires his restraint. Then again, only one of them can afford to get laid out, and Porsche has decided it's going to be Kim.
Kim taps one of the glasses, and Porsche obliges him with two more pours. By the time he sets the second face down on the bar top, he feels it. Warmth in his face and cotton in his head. He can convince himself he's barely tipsy, so long as he doesn't move his head, because then the earth tips out from under him. Tipsy.
"Ready to talk about it?"
"Ask me."
"Are you trying to sleep with my baby brother?"
Kim hums. Shakes his head. Regrets it. "Nope, not ready."
Porsche whistles, impressed, and pours another shot.
"You're going to be so fucked up tomorrow."
The six shots Kim sucked down slam him twenty minutes later. He should have expected it; Porsche probably did, and that's why he's laughing at Kim now, snapping pictures of him slumped over the bar and moaning in misery, offering no comfort. It was Porsche's idea to get him loose-lipped with truth serum in the form of alcohol, but Kim let him do it, so it was his fault, really.
Once Porsche has gotten enough blackmail material to last a lifetime, he closes up the bar, then drags Kim over to a booth so they can talk.
"So. Porchay."
"Porchay," Kim agrees, a lyrical slur into his arms.
"You wanna tell me what's going on there?"
"I like him s'much. He's so, so-mmm, good, he's good, and nice, and..." Kim trails off, mumbling something incoherent. "Kissed him."
"What?"
"I kissed him. On his face. I missed. He smells s'good. I wanna kiss 'im again."
Porsche laughs. "Are you trying to sleep with him?"
"Mmmno. Maybe?" Kim tries to push himself upright, and only manages to slump enough enough that he can side-eye Porsche as he says, "Dunno how."
"What?"
"Are you gonna be mad?"
"Probably not. What do you mean, you don't know how?" Kim makes a miserable sound. His eyes are fever-bright, and his cheeks are flushed, and Porsche is pretty sure it's not just from the alcohol. Kim buries his face back in his arms to hide. "Kim, are you-?"
"No." He waves a hand at Porsche. "Kinda."
"Kinda."
"You know."
Porsche does know, but he a mean part of him wants to make Kim say it, because he's an asshole, and bullying little brothers is what he does. He's definitely not going to bully Chay about this, his poor brother would die. So he can harass his own boyfriend's younger brother instead. He relents, though, because Kim looks all kinds of pitiful and sad when he next surfaces from the sanctuary of his arms. Scratch that, he looks distressed.
"I think I want to, I do, I want it - but I haven't - and Chay - I don't want to - what if I'm not-"
"Take a deep breath, kiddo." Kim does. "What, you're afraid of disappointing him?" A small nod, and Kim looks so young, and nervous, that it pulls at Porsche's heart. "Aww. You couldn't."
"Yuh-huh," Kim mumbles.
"Nah. Trust me. That kid is so gone on you." This makes Kim smile. Bright and beautiful and bigger than Porsche has ever seen. In person, at least.
"I love him so much."
"Yeah?" Porsche knows for a fact that Kim has not told Chay as much. He already knows how smitten Kim is, and has for a while - it's why they're having this conversation at all, because Kim is over his head in love, and doesn't know what to do about it, and God forbid he talk about it sober - but the confirmation is nice to hear.
"I gotta - gotta tell him." Kim squirms around until he successfully gets his phone out of his pocket, pushing at the buttons on his lock screen in an unsuccessful attempt to open it. Porsche careful reaches across and take it from him.
"Hey, no, absolutely not. The first time Chay hears that from you is not going to be in the middle of your drunken ranting. He deserves better than that."
Doesn't mean he won't want to know about it later, though, which is why Porsche has had his phone on and recording this entire exchange. He'll save it for their wedding.
"I'll write him a song," Kim declares. "I'll write so many songs, a whole album. all about him, I'll-I'll-" He seemingly loses his train of thought, patting around the table like he's looking for something. Probably a pen. Porsche helpfully hands him one, and Kim latches onto it, scribbling lyrics into a napkin. Porsche can't wait to see what he comes up with later.
"Why haven't you talked to him?" Porsche gently prompts, interrupting his creative flow. He's pretty sure whatever lyrics Kim is coming up with right now are nonsensical anyway.
"Afraid."
"Oh what? Of him rejecting you? Because that's impossible."
Kim shakes his head, looks like he's about to throw up, manages not to. "The other thing."
"What other thing?"
"Him wanting me." Except Chay does want Kim, and Kim has to know it. He's not blind. Porsche tells him as much, and Kim shakes his head, says, "He thinks so, because he doesn't have me. But if he does, and he doesn't want me anymore, because I don't, I don't..."
Porsche thinks Kim might say, I don't know how to be loved, and it breaks his heart. He slides around the booth so he can pull Kim into his side, and tries not to react when Kim bursts into tears. He didn't know Kim knew how to cry.
"Chay's so good, he's everything, and I'm not, I'm not, I don't-"
"Hey, hey, stop that. Calm down, it's okay, you're okay. Come on, what's all this?" Porsche ruffles his hair and laughs. "You're Wik! You're Khimhan Theerapanyakul.
Kim wheezes, "Not good," and Porsche crushes him in a one-armed hug that Kim doesn't even try to fight.
"Good enough for my little brother. Kay? Trust me, I'm the expert, and I'm giving you my blessing. So pull yourself together."
"Nnng?"
"Yeah, idiot, I'm giving you my permission to defile Chay."
"I wanna hold his hand and kiss his cheek and take him on a date. A real date. Imma get him flowers. What kind of flowers does he like?"
"He's allergic."
"Oh."
"But you can still do the other stuff."
"Oh." Another brilliant smile. "Yay."
"But before that..." Porsche waits for Kim to put it together, but he doesn't, blinking up at Porsche with his big brown eyes and waiting for direction. Porsche finishes the thought. "You have to talk to him first."
"Oh. Not yay."
"Hey, at least you already know what the answer's gonna be." Porsche cuffs his shoulder. "Do it for Chay, so you can have all that filthy hand-holding and cheek kisses and dates."
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The next day greets Kim with the worst hangover he's had in his life, his body violently rejecting every ounce of alcohol he forced into it. When he can stop throwing up long enough to string together a coherent thought, he texts Porsche to inform him he's the worst person alive, his ideas are horrible, Kim is never trusting him again, and he's going to kill him the next time he sees him, just for good measure. His body hurts in ways he didn't know were possible, and it's Porsche's fault, and vengeance will be had. Just as soon as he can walk again.
Drink plenty of fluids! Porsche cheerfully replies. And don't forget to talk to Chay. Or else I'm sending him the video of you last night.
Well.
Fuck.
#cookie writes#kimchay#this is so stupid#but I love the idea that Kim really DOES want to talk but he CANT#physically CAN NOT#so Porsche is like hey what if we get you drunk#and Kim is like bet#anyway#Kim goes to see Chay the next day and he looks like a wet cat#Porsche is like are you really going to confess to him like this?#Kim is like you don't get to judge when this is literally your fault#it's a good thing Chay likes cats#i'm exhausted I'm going to bed now lmao
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He’s judging you…
#beans the cat#beansthecat#cats of tumblr#cat#orange cat#cute cats#funny cats#my cat#cat memes#caturday#cute cat#kitty cat#orange cats#orange kitty#kitty#kitten#hes judging you#hes just a little guy
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welcome to the scythehammer store. we sell scythe . we sell hammer /ref
#god please. where are my scythehammer/banscythe truthers#im the only guy on this ship on tumblr please y'all#GUYS.. GUYS COME BACK /ref#phighting#phighting scythe#phighting banhammer#banscythe#scythehammer#okay but fr they will not LEAVE MY HEAAAD I LOVE THEM OKAY#i dont ship them in the lovey dovey cute couple way no they are like street cats that fight over a chicken leg#and 15 minutes later you find them sitting next to eachother on a fence judging you#okay ? okay
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If I had a nickel for every time a yandere writer told me they were attracted to CV! Reader I’d have three nickels. Not much but it’s pretty cute how it has happened thrice.
#hns.txt💬#we gotta love readercest#i cant judge cause honestly#same#cat villain reader#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere imagine#yandere fic#yandere core#yandere batfam#batfam x reader#yandere batfam x reader
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Biting is a valid love language. Unfortunately for Fauna, so is out-weirding your companions.
@stygian-eye-stories
#my art#sacrarium pario#fanart#my ocs#fauna gives vivere lighter noms that are less 'bites' and more *gently holds ur hand w/ my teeth*#I'm regretting in hindsight not drawing VV holding each other's hands behind fauna but I guess you wouldn't see it anyways lol#cat is judging this weird display of affection. why can't y'all just rub noses or lick each other like a respectable species smh.
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adding a new face to the Inv/Nightcat system :> a super deep cut HAHAH. but i can’t shake how much Judge fits the ‘scrapped/secret character’ trinity
#rain world#rainworld#rainworld au#plural night/inv#rw inverted night#faeling draws#for context#the Judge was a scrapped MSC cat#that was originally going to replace spearmaster#before i saved SM#you can look up the dev commentaries to see a bit more info on them#rw the judge
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HES IN MY BRAINN GAH
bonus furry form ideas for him and his brubber:
That Soleb drawing pokin out on the right was drawn by this bitch @wackulart mwah
#i feel oh so powerful rn yall cant even look at me with judgeful ehes#ill shoot you down bAM#anyway#monster hunter AU#compiled all of them#might as well#fgarart#he calls me cat and speaks to me in spanish i aM DEAD#hm whats that? do we have a ship name? you're insane#...#it's a work in progress#edit: new tag#werewife tag
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#literally started 2ha right after i said i don’t want to read anything other than tgcf#2ha good tho so far#the cover art got me#it’s always the cover art i stg#don’t judge a book by its cover? oh hunny if only you knew what I’m capable of…#2ha#the husky and his white cat shizun#erha he ta de bai mao shizun#xie lian and chu wanning could topple the universe with their cooking
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#the council has judged you and found you lacking#these are my old cats only one is still alive and he's like 16
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#iwishiwaslucy#nct#this was my inspiration for the username#lee jeno#jaemin#lucy the cat#this is my first post so please don't judge me#you know what this is kind of easy to use#nct dream#wait i don't think that thing is called a username
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Species dysphoria is meowing at your friends and family giddily without realizing it and getting happy from meowing but then knowing that they don’t know that you’re a cat demon creature and then getting nervous that they’d judge you for it
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#if they judge you for meowing that just means theyre Lame As Hell#and Whimsyless#sdc#cat sdc#demon sdc
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"women do stupid things when they're in love. that's why i've been in business for twelve years"
- Judge Judy
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i have this guttural, almost euphoric, sense that i am the only other human being on this earth that really understands and is captivated by Judge Judy. like me and her? best of friends. lovers from another life. we know each other so deeply and intimately but we are sadly separated by time and space. one day Judy. one day.
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#whimsigoth room#whimsigothaesthetic#whimsy#whimsical#whimsigothic#whimsigoth#judge judy#black cat#lily pads#water? ig? is that a good tag?#i know none of you actually read this far down :(#and i try so hard to find fun tags too :(#judge judy is the loml#soulmates#twin flame#seriously shes my everything
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