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daisynik7 · 11 months

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hello !! can i make a smutty reiner request of married life and reiners a dad ? can be angsty if you want . you’re a genius when it comes to writing . i’ll love anything you write down (i always do)!!

Pairing: husband!Reiner x f!reader

Rating: Explicit – MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

cw: established relationship, smut – PIV sex (missionary), cunnilingus, fingering, breeding kink, Reiner is a daddy!, fluff, very light angst (reader feels self-conscious after giving birth), talk about weight gain/loss (not much)

Author’s Note: Sweet nonnie, you are too kind. Thank you for the request and I hope you like this! Short, sweet, and of course, smutty. Enjoy! Divider by @/cafekitsune.

“She said dada! She said dada!” Reiner cheers at the kitchen table, spoonful of mushy carrots in his hand, feeding your daughter in her highchair.

You stand beside them, smiling. “Can you make her do it again?”

“Kara, can you say dada? Dada?” She blinks at him, giggling, tiny hand reaching for the spoon. He gives it to her, chuckling. “I guess she got stage fright once mommy showed up.” He turns to you, giving you a cocky smirk.

“Oh, so it’s my fault?”

“Yup. You’re putting too much pressure on her. You gotta let it come out naturally, y’know?”

You sit next to him, resting your head on his shoulder, sighing. “Yeah, you’re right.”

“You okay?” he asks, concerned.

You nod silently, eyes closed. He sets his hand on your knee, squeezing lightly. “Hey, seriously, what’s wrong?”

Fingers intwined in his, you answer, “Nothing. I’m fine.”

“Uh-oh. That’s definitely a lie,” he teases.

You nudge him in the ribs playfully. “Shut up.”

“Seriously, sweetie. What is it? Tell me.”

After a deep breath, you confess, “I’ve just been feeling a little self-conscious lately.”

“About what?”

“I don’t know. It’s been over a year now and I still haven’t lost any of the baby weight. It seems like with all my friends, they were able to shed it after a year. But it’s been hard for me. I don’t know.”

He doesn’t respond right away, thinking carefully about what he wants to say. Eventually, he comments, “I know you won’t believe me, but you’re more beautiful now than ever before.”

You laugh. “You have to say that. You’re my husband.”

“But have I ever lied to you?”

It doesn’t take you long to answer because he actually never has. “No, you haven’t.”

He nuzzles his head against yours. “Listen to me: Every single day we’re together, I fall deeper in love with you. In fact, every single minute, every second, you’re on my mind. And all I can think about is how lucky I am to be with you. And the fact that she,” he points to Kara, “came out of you shows that you are the most beautiful. Honestly, our baby is the prettiest, therefore, you are also the prettiest. It’s basic science.”

Your heart swells in your chest, tears filling your eyes. With a smooch on the cheek, you tell him, “You’re so corny, you know that?”

He faces you to give you a kiss. “And…?”

“I love you. So much.”

“That’s my girl,” he coos. He presses his lips to your forehead. “You dazzle me constantly. I truly mean that.”

~~~

Later that night, with Kara sleeping peacefully in her crib, Reiner proves to you how beautiful you are.

The both of you are naked in bed, your legs spread wide for him with his head between, sucking at your throbbing clit. He’s always been good at this, but tonight, he gives it to you like never before, desperate to show you how much he desires you. He laps at your wet cunt, collecting your slick to smear it over your bud. He shakes his head, spreading his tongue wide on you to lick every sensitive inch. And he doesn’t stop when you whine that it’s, “too much,” or “too sensitive,” because he’ll be damned if he lets his gorgeous wife feel insecure ever again. He wants it ingrained in you how much he cherishes you, body, soul, every fiber of your being.

He slides his fingers into your pussy, slipping in easily from your orgasms. Curling at the tips, he hits your G-spot, sucking on your clit, smirking as you twitch from the stimulation.

“Fuck! Baby! I –”

“It’s okay, honey,” he muffles, mouth still latched to you. “You can come again. Don’t be shy. Give it to me.”

Your body buzzes with ecstasy, radiating all the way down to your toes. He finally removes himself from you, lightly tapping on your swollen bud with slippery fingers. “You’re beautiful. I love seeing you like this.”

“Rei,” you whimper, twisting your legs around him, eager for his cock.

“Not yet, sweetie. Let me worship you a little while longer.” He leans down, kissing your stomach, tracing your stretch marks with his tongue. You watch him, running your fingers through his hair. “I love every single thing about you,” he whispers, trailing up to your breast, suckling at your nipple. “Every part of this gorgeous body.”

He explores your curves and peaks, the crook of your neck, the inside of your mouth, until he guides himself inside you, pumping his cock into your pussy. You wrap your legs around his waist, clinging to him tightly, wanting to melt into him. He continues to kiss you sloppily, dribbling his spit into your mouth. “Fuck, sweetie,” he moans, his thrusts increasing in pace. “I’m so close.”

“Fill me up, Rei. Please.”

“You want me to fuck another baby in you? Want me to make this cute belly round again, huh? Fuck, I can’t wait. I can’t wait, honey. You’re so beautiful, fuck.” He spills inside you, cock spurting his load into your womb. He watches as he slowly pulls out, enjoying the sight of your throbbing pussy gushing with his cum.

As big spoon, he cuddles you, sliding his arm over your waist, kissing the back of your neck, dewy with perspiration. “I love you, beautiful. I hope you don’t get tired of me saying that.”

You squeeze his hand in yours, smiling. “Never.”

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thiccc110q · 6 months

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The Night We Met…. (Jean Kirstein x Reader)

SPOILERS FOR THE LAST EPISODE!!! ANGST! DEATH MENTIONED.Hey y’all, this is my first time writing in tumblr! Hopefully y’all like this!!! And please give any tips and ideas! Also, is femreader (she/her pronouns) Also this is inspired by “The NIght We Met” by Lord Huron.

The Rumbling…

Everyone was scared, terrified, hopeless, even…. broken.

Y/n has been part of the scouts going way back, since the incident of wall Maria. But even before, she knew mostly everyone in her group, Connie, Sasha, and Jean…

Reason why she knew them was because it was the first day of training and she had no partner. So, Shadis instead put her with Jean.

He was fumbling with his words but also being cocky as well. Underestimating you.

So when it was time to tackle each other, he was caught be surprise how you brought him down in the matter of seconds.

He looked up in pain but fought it over with a cockily smile, “What’s your name again?”

“None of your business you horse” You glared at him and left him there.

“HEY!!! ARENT YOU GOING TO HELP?!”

With that small introduction, it has been you, Jean, Sasha, and Connie. The four of you were the most annoying but yet strongest group.

4 years later, it has the toughest but yet, the best years of your life and Jeans.

Ever since the battle with Reiner, Bertholdt, and Zeke, you two have been getting closer than ever.

Him being more protective over you, he wanted to keep you safe, and made a promise to Marco to look out for you since the two of you were close as well.

During the first trip to Marley, it was crazy for you. You guys stayed there for about for bit while the others had to get things done before the battle. You and Jean decided to sneak out to a bar.

He was practically dragging you to the bar, the both of you laughing and almost out of breath.

He opens the door for you, “Well thank you, you good sir” You said

“No problem, my lady” He jokling replied.

You guys were there for a good while, just drinking and talking while there was slow music in background. That’s when the bartender announced there was only 10 minutes left.

Jean placed his cup down and looked at you. He couldn’t stop looking at you, how you looked so beautiful. And then he asked, “Hey, wanna dance?”, he held his hand to you.

You looked at him in a surprised but then relayed and nodded. You took his hand and he led you to the middle of room.

You guys both swayed to the slow music, while you had your head in his chest and he had his hand placed in the back of your waist. You can hear his heart race a bit, but took a deep breath and relaxed into him and closed your eyes.

In that moment, it felt like it was only you and him. And no one else.

“Hey Y/n…” Jean said suddenly,

You looked up, “Yeah?”

He looked down at you, then took another deep breath. “I’m afraid..”

“Afraid of what?” You took your head off from his chest, and looked at his eyes.

There’s a moment of silence, of only both of you looking at each other. “I’m afraid of losing you…”

A worried bit you asked, “There’s nothing to be afraid of Jean, I’m right here, with you.”

“ I know, but I’m afraid that im going to lose you , I promised Marco to look over you. To be more protective, but there was so much more into that promise. I want to keep safe, warm…. Loved” He spoke softly.

“Jean…”

“I know, it sounds crazy, but every since that day we met, I just knew that you were the one. You brought light to me when I was going through. You, you were the one to bring a smile and cared for me. And I want to do that you, I want to be there for you, I want to hold you and tell you everything is alright. I want a future with you….. I love you Y/n, ” Jean looked at you with gentle and soft expression.

You didn’t have words to say, you were speechless.

He took noticed and then sighed, “look, im sor-“ He got caught off by you kissing him on the lips. He kissed you back.

The kiss lasted for a good while until you pulled away and looked at him, “I love you to Jean… Ive been waiting for this” You smiled

He chuckled, “Same here….”

Jean couldn’t focus,

The rumbling has ended, but he was desperately trying to look for you.

You guys parted away, since it was a it easier to battle.

But he was worried, until he heard his name being called.

“JEAN!!! COME HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!” He heard Connie yell.

He hurriedly ran to him and then he saw the most terrifying thing he ever imagined.

A blade from the ODM gear struck you through. Connie was holding your head for support, he was crying.

First Marco, secondly Sasha, and then you…

Jean felt like he couldn’t move, until you opened your eyes and saw him.

“Jean…” You weakly said and tried to reach out for him. He hurriedly got down , Connie lifted your head to jeans lap.

“Hey beautiful…” He tearfully said,

“Jean… I’m sorry…”

“Hey, don’t say sorry, my love. You did your best… You know I love you right?”

You looked at him and smiled. “Yeah… I love you too Jean….. I dont want to go Jean” You were afraid to leave, to leave Jean.

“Hey, hey…. I’m going to be alright, you did your best my love”. Jean tears started to fall.

You smiled once more, “Hey Jean… please give me one more kiss..”

He gladly does, knowing it was going to be your final moment.

You felt his lips on yours, you raise your hand to touch his jaw. Suddenly, you get all the memories you had with him. When you guys first met, to grieving over Marcos death, to goofing around with Connie and Sasha, to him confessing his love to you. You smiled through the kiss. Taking your final breath.

Jean felt your body and hand go in limp.

He broke away from the kiss to look at you, how peacefully you looked. He pushed your hair behind your ear.

His body shook, and then started to cry more.

His cries can be heard from a good distance.

Connie stood in shock, his best friend has died.

And then a mist appeared. Both Jean and Connie looked up, saw you and Sasha waving at them. Smiling.

Then disappeared,

Jean can know live with that fact that you’re going to be ok.

“Please take me back to the night we met”

Hopefully y’all like it! Please let me know any tips and idea once again!

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firefly--bright · 9 months

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Reiner Braun modern headcanons!!!

a/n : the jean one I did did pretty well as a post, so I decided to do for my babygirl too (19 yr old war criminal) :)

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• loves animals. TO DEATH like if he sees any stray puppies or kitties, he will rescue them immediately. he'll pull over just to get out of the car and save the babes

• piggybacking off of that, he's also a foster dad for these pets. like he'd take them in. he has two cats and they're kind of on the old side (because he felt bad just leaving them at the shelter), one of them has grey and white fur and he's named her McFlurry (yes) and the other one is actually a cat you and him adopted together - an orange tabby that the two of you named calcifer (from howls moving castle :) )

• used to play like all sports during his entire academic life. he's played so many sports at this point like you'd think you know a niche sport that you didn't think he'd know the name of? he's played it. even rugby.

• hates the way his nose looks, but starts loving it more after you develop a habit of tracing the contours of his nose with your thumb (it makes him sleep too)

• loves to cook! he'd make any experimental recipies that he found from an obscure source on Pinterest. it almost always turns out good but if it doesn't then he tweaks it up until it tastes good.

• like jean, he's kind of not really into physical touch at first, but the more you show it, the more he falls in love with your touch.

• extroverted introvert. feels the need to be nice and be friends with everyone (literally knows everyone you've ever bumped into) but he prefers to stay in and not talk instead. he's glad he gets to sit in silence with you because he feels fully comfortable with that.

• strangers to friends to lovers typa guy (I have a fanfic idea for this but I'm too lazy to write it), like he's seen you before and because he feels the need to know everyone's names and stuff, he decides to befriend you. he's not boisterous or cocky or overconfident, he's actually really nice and down to earth. you start getting closer, he starts working at the same place you work at, which brings you even closer and he falls in love

• and he falls HARD like. when you ask him if he can remember the one point in time where he realised he was in love with you, he doesn't have an answer, because with him, its kinda like... he fell for you in a collection of moments. like you brushed his hair away from his face and he's like "oh that's nice" and then you gave him a thoughtful gift for his birthday, again, he was like "oh that's...super nice" - just little moments like that made him Realize™

• has a complicated relationship with his mom but they're on okay terms now, like apart from the usual motherly criticisms, they're doing pretty well!

• blushes like a damn tomato. he cannot hide if he's flustered for the life of him.

• he tries to hide it, but he LOVES being pampered. he loves it when you massage his shoulders, he loves it when you put those under eye masks on him, loves it when you draw a bath for him, etc. like at first he feels,,, kind of like a burden when you do those things for him, but he slowly starts to think that maybe, just maybe, he deserves this.

• super patient. if you're having a bad day or something, not only does he immediately take notice, he'll wait for you. he'll ask if you want to talk about it or if you just want him to be there, and if you say you want space, he'll give it to you and wait for you to come to him when you need him.

• he knows how to braid hair because of Gabi. when he was 17, he'd braid gabi's hair into two pigtails whenever she came over to their house for the summer. (he's her favourite cousin and vice versa but both won't admit it to eachother)

• loves to knit!!!!! his ideal date is literally just cozying up on the couch with some blankets and hot chocolate or soup and just. knitting. if you like knitting or crocheting too then bonus points!

• speaking of knitting, he also wears chunky sweaters that his mom made for him. warm toned, chunky and soft sweaters are literally all his closet is made up of. except in the summers, he wears loose fitting tank tops in the summer heat.

• religious note-taker. if you share a class with him, expect him to furiously take notes at a godly speed every class. and it's not even a messy handwriting, it's actually recognisable letters that are pretty easy to understand. he'd give those notes to anyone who missed class that day.

• people rely on him alot, and at first in highschool he kind of felt pressured by it, but he's grown into that role. he's a gentle leader.

• speaks german. you'll find him speaking in German to Gabi and his mom whenever they call <3

• speaking of calls, he only picks up if it's a loved one calling him. Gabi sometimes calls him just to annoy him after her school day is over and she's just roaming around the house. at this point Reiner knows all the gossip in gabi's middle school, being super attentive when Gabi talks about her school. like he knows ALL the lore.

• loves watching those relaxing vlogs. like those cooking vlogs with nice music in the background and captions instead of voiceovers. he loves those.

• has prescription glasses only for reading <3

• overthinks so hard. like even if he goes out of his way to talk to and know people more, he hates the after-conversation anxiety that comes with it.

• when he kisses you, he kinda hugs you. like his hands aren't on your waist, they kinda wrap around your back and shoulder and his hands are spread out so that he feels more of your skin.

• loves calling you dove or angel, cause that's exactly what you are to him.

• talks with his hands, very expressive with his conversations. it's very easy to know when he's uncomfortable/doesn't like someone he's talking to when his hands are crossed over his chest.

• he writes. like journals all his feelings out. just like his note-taking, he's very on routine about it. every night, or every other night, he'd sit down at his desk and use the pen he's kept especially for this journal, and describe the day in detail. it helps him alot :)

• he kinda does this small little,,, soft exhale when he smiles. like his lips don't quirk up fully, but you know he's smiling because of that small sound.

• full bellied laughter kinda guy. you crack a terrible joke and he starts out letting a small tiny laugh at it and then it turns into a chuckle and then the next thing you know, he's clutching his stomach and wiping the tears from the corner of his eye because he's laughing so much. which is so ???? you tell him it wasn't even that funny but to him it very much Was.

• his reactions are SOOOO funny. like you're telling him a story and he'll have visible reactions to it. he'll cover his mouth with his hand if he gasps, put his hand on his chest in surprise, scrunches his nose in disgust - like he literally cannot hide his emotions.

• likes jazz and classical music. no I will not elaborate.

• can't Instagram. he uses emojis unironically. he has one (1) post and it's you and him together, eating ramen from the same bowl (a pic that bert took to send to porco)

• even if he doesn't use Instagram that often, he'll always check if you posted. if you've posted something then he will make it his personal priority to spam comment the heart eye emojis. your entire comment section is Reiner sending 🥰🥰🥰 and 😘😘😘 and 😍😍 and all the diff coloured hearts.

• loves taking pics of you against the sunlight or like. infront of a beautiful scenery. he likes taking goofy candid pictures too, but the ones where you're just being lit up by the sun are his favourite because finally, there's an actual accurate picture of how he sees you.

• overall, the Reiner I have in my head in a modern a.u. is incredibly soft and will dance with you in the living room in the dark with no music playing because that's how in love with you he is.

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scumbagjaeger · 1 year

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I know this is a little extra so feel free to unsee but can you do the entire nsfw alphabet for Porco? :D I'm still not over him xD

Hahah it is extra but that's okay because you and I are both extra xoxox, ESPECIALLY for Porco Galliard <3 <3 It's mostly gender neutral, the occasional mention of tits in one or two of the letters!

NSFW Alphabet for Porco Galliard!! MDNI

A for Aphrodisiac [What always turns them on?]

I will always say that Porco is the type of guy who will get hard after kissing you for two seconds and I will die on this hill omg.

I think red always catches his eye and sends him to his knees (red lipstick, red undergarments, basically any capacity of red will make him turn red)

He's also one of those dumbasses who tries SO HARD not to be distracted by you playing with your hair, like tying it up into a ponytail or moving it away from your face? It immediately makes his brain think of blowjobs and he gets all mad and flustered about it

B for Bondage [Who gets tied up and how?]

I think he'd probably like to tie up his significant other more, but over time could find himself being tied up by you...

I honestly think he'd prefer to hold your hands behind your back, he finds it more intimate to be the one physically restraining you. If he is tying you up he'd probably opt for a tie or a belt, something he has in his closet that is HIS, maybe that he even wore out during the day. He'd make you remove his belt and then uses it to restrain your hands.

If he's being tied up, I think he'd actually lowkey really like to be tied up with something softer like a silk material? Something about the way it feels across his chest, something so delicate restraining him in such a lewd way.

C for Cuddling [How do they cuddle after sex?]

I think he'd be shy ngl!! Like he'd absolutely help clean up and make sure you're okay, but unless you're the one putting your head on his chest, he'd just lie there deadass. After a minute or two you might feel his hand reach out for yours under the blankets and give it a squeeze, as if to ask if it's okay for him to hold you. After that he'd definitely scoot closer to you and wrap his arm around you protectively, kissing your hair :)

D for Dirty [How do they dirty talk? What do they say?]

He'd be such a cocky asshole omg do I even need to explain that? Too bad I will anyway :)

"Look at you, this wet already? I haven't even begun to finger you and you're already soaking through your panties. Who's got you all desperate for cock, hmm? Damn right, don't forget who this pussy belongs to"

E for Exposed [What is the most daring place they’ve had sex?]

Reiner's bed LMAO sorry

F for Favorite [What do they find sexiest about their partner?]

Probably eyes, as cheesy as that is?? I think he'd love to watch your expressions. He'd love to make you look at him while you climax. Whether it's you looking up at him with needy, desperate eyes, or smirking while you're on top of him, he'll always tell you how pretty your eyes are.

You could also use this to your advantage while you're out in public by flashing him some big ol' doe eyes. He'll turn red hahah

G for Graceful [What is the weirdest position they’ve tried?]

Probably the one where he lifts you in the air? He's strong enough but the first time he tried it he almost lost his balance and fell on top of you lol. Holding you up and against the wall is much better.

I don't think he'd like the ones where he's like standing above you, he'd prefer to be on his knees or lying down with you, otherwise they just seem weird or awkward to him.

H for Hands [What do they do with their hands during sex?]

Grabby. Not in a romantic way necessarily, but in a needy way? Desperately gripping the fat of your ass and pulling you closer. Jaw grabber because he'd love to hold you as he's kissing you.

I for Imagination [What do they fantasize about?]

In any athletic situation, be it training in Liberio or a college soccer practice, he has to be super careful not to get carried away with thoughts of him fucking you there during training. He's already breathing heavy, muscles tense from working out, and he's imagining possessively taking you, sweaty and mean.

J for Jazz [What’s their go-to sexy song/playlist?]

Has the most cliche fuckboy songs on shuffle for sexy time. Basically the Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack and it's cringey but that's fine

K for Kink [What’s their secret kink?]

I think he'd be a bit of an exhibitionist tbh!! I think he'd be a bit possessive of you and would want to show you off when he can, he wants everyone to know that he's the one leaving hickeys on your neck, and he's the only one who can make you feel like this.

Also a breeding kink but he'd want to keep that shit HIDDEN from you. He's probably a traditional type of guy, wants to get married before thinking about starting an actual family with you, but again the possessiveness?? Unfortunately he's not too good at keeping this one a secret lol.

L for Lingerie [What kind of underwear do they like to wear or have their partner wear?]

He probably is a Calvin Klein type guy, prefers their black or dark grey boxer briefs, no patterns because he thinks it's tougher/cooler to have solid colors

Likes red, probably not the biggest fan of super complex lingerie that is hard to take off/fuck in. Would basically die and go to heaven over a lacey teddy/dress that he insists you keep on while he fucks you

M for Moan [What kind of noises do they make? What sounds do they like to hear from their partner?]

He's embarrassed about the sounds he makes in bed because normally he can keep his composure enough to talk to you, but when he's getting close to climax his head is nestled into your neck and he sucks hickeys into your skin to try and keep his mouth from letting out the most pathetic moans and whimpers.

Ironically enough, the noises you make when you're falling apart are probably his favorite and will REFUSE to let you shy away from him. Listening you go from breathy moans to shameless whines and pleas, to cock-dumb babbling as you beg for release, are probably all music to his ears

N for Night [What time of day do they prefer to have sex and why?]

I think he's a traditionalist in that he believes night time is most romantic and therefore the best, but over time again I think he'd grow to be more of a midday type of guy, just the quick and fun type of stuff, if you have plans and are getting ready he'll start to kiss your shoulders, pulling you towards the bedroom with a cheeky grin

O for Oral [Giving or receiving? Why?]

This man looks like an actual angel from heaven when receiving but he's definitely someone who insists on returning the favor whenever you go down on him. He has a hard time looking at you while your mouth is around his cock because he has cum after two minutes after making eye contact with you during oral before.

Definitely loves to give too because he's a cocky motherfucker who loves to see you fall apart before him. If you're being pleasured first (he never expects you to reciprocate!! He just prefers to return the favor when you are going down on him) he will be rutting into the mattress because he is so turned on.

P for Position [What is their favorite position(s) and why?]

Ass man ass man ass man. Anything that will allow him to see your ass, smack your ass, etc. Reverse cowgirl? Doggy? He loves it all

Probably has a hard time keeping still (unless you've tied him up) so he likes doggy, but if you are on top he is definitely thrusting up into you so hopefully you can hold on for your life :)

Q for Quickie [How would they have sex if they’re in a hurry?]

Clothes stay half-on, just pulled down, shirts pulled up to expose your chest, has you pressed against the first surface he can find. He even speaks in a hurried manner, cooing about how hard you've made him, how wet you are, and how you're going to be late for work.

R for Role Play [What is their role-playing fantasy?]

I don't really think he'd have any major role play fantasies. Probably teases others for it, doesn't see the point lol he wants to be with you the way you are, nothing else?

But he's definitely open to trying some out within reason. Shuts down any teacher/student or incesty ones

S for Sexy [What would they do/wear to turn on their partner?]

Nothing lol. He's an attractive guy and he knows it! He'll walk around shirtless or just in his boxers if he wants to send you a signal lol. He'll wrap his big arms around you, or even just lift you up and bring you to the bedroom. If you're not in the mood he definitely won't force you into anything, opting to just throw you on the bed and tickle you or pretend to suplex you LMAOO but his arms/strength would be his go-to method of putting you in the mood (or displaying his strength to show you he's in the mood)

When he's drunk he'll just grab your hand and put them on his abs? He obviously won't make you touch his dick without checking that you want to!! But if you look at him in confusion he'll say "just reminding you that I have abs" lmao

T for Trust [How would they implement rough sex or kinks?]

He'd be CONSTANTLY checking in with you verbally. "Feels good, yeah? Want more?", otherwise he's good at reading your expressions so he studies you carefully, he's probably got you down to a science so he knows how and when to ease off

During aftercare he'll rub your back and check in again quietly, face red because he's embarrassed to repeat the dirty actions y'all just did lmao

U for Under [Who’s in charge and how?]

Porco is always in charge... so it seems.

In reality you've got that guy wrapped around your finger he will do anything for you anywhere, anytime. He could be the one calling the shots, slapping your ass as he rams into you, but within seconds you could have him on his back, begging you to hurry up and ride him because his dick is aching and he needs to cum :( please

V for Voyeur [What do they like to watch their partner do?]

I already said that he has a hard time watching you go down on him but he still loves it okay, he can only look for a few seconds or else he will bust. Probably loves to watch you suck on his fingers like a lil dirty freak >:)

Or after you've fallen apart, cock dumb and babbling, he likes seeing you ride out your orgasm and collapse onto the bed, chest still heaving and the pinkest blush on your face as you struggle to stay awake :) he's a softie for you when you're fucked out

W for Wet [How would they have sex in the shower?]

I think he'd love to finger you in the shower, under the guise of helping you wash your hair, somehow then he's got two fingers inside of you, curling and hitting that sweet spot while his other hand is feeling up your breast/chest. He honestly prefer to fuck you outside of the shower, he'd be pulling you out and fucking you over the bathroom countertop so you can see yourselves in the mirror. He might make you kiss or lick your own reflection oops. Then afterwards he'll pull you back into the shower to clean you up again :)

X for X-Rated [What kind of porn do they watch or read?]

He probably watches the cheesiest staged porn ever omg. I think he'd feel bad watching amateur stuff?? He probably saw an article about how much of it is revenge porn or people being coerced into it so he feels bad, and it's hard to get off when you're feeling morally conflicted :(-- Also not a fan of onlyfans while he's dating you, just because he feels like it's cheating?? Respects people for doing it but just gets uncomfortable, would probably consider it if he was single.

Y for Yummy [How would they involve food/drinks?]

I don't think he would too much, doesn't like the idea of there being crumbs on his sheets because he's kind of a clean freak oops.

I do think (after discussing it with his partner, while sober!) he'd love drunk sex? It's probably the sloppiest because obviously you're both giggly, stumbling over yourselves as you make your way to the bedroom or whatever surface is closest. A lot more smiley, even if he is the one calling the shots, he'd have this pink tinge covering his face as he breaks into a breathy laugh underneath you. "Fuck, yeah, like that, (Y/N), you ride me so good... Your tits look nice, hah"

Z for Zipper [How do they prefer to undress? Both themselves and their partner.]

SO QUICK OMG. Buttons are flying, zippers are breaking, fabric might even be tearing, depending on the situation or how riled up he is. I think he's an extremely passionate guy and he can't hold himself back once he has an opportunity to fuck

Thanks for the ask Ece xoxoxo I will never not be obsessed with this man <3

#porco galliard #porco galliard x reader #porco galliard smut #smut #scum city

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fromriches-tosin · 7 months

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What are your headcanons of a reijean threesome with a woman

WHAT A LUCKY GAL

smut under the cut

Jean is the one to propose and initiate the whole thing. Regardless of whether he and Reiner are in an established relationship or simply have too much to drink one night and decide to experiment since it's not gay when it's in a three-way ♪, Jean is the one to approach the woman with Reiner's blessing.

Jean is loud, cocky and flirty all the way to the bedroom where he suddenly becomes a little shy. When push comes to shove, he's still easily embarrassed and turns the lovelies shade of red when a girl gives him the attention he wants. The quiet and brooding Reiner is going to be the one in charge.

Depending on the status of his and Jean's relationship Reiner is either a) very jealous, and therefore makes a move on the woman first to establish dominance or b) still unsure whether he wants to fuck Jean or not, but makes the first move anyway, and starts kissing and undressing the woman without as much as a word.

Reiner means business, so right off the bat he wants to know what the girl is into and what things are a no-no. If she's brave and eager to experiment, Reiner ropes Jean into eating her out while he himself has some backside fun with her.

Jean keeps switching between performing oral on the woman and on Reiner, but mostly focusing on the lady until she cums. Given Jean's efforts and Reiner's determination, it doesn't really take long. On the other hand, Reiner has great stamina and won't finish so soon, no matter the stimulation.

Jean's long tongue is one of the biggest advantages of dating him. Having him eat you out while Reiner is busy rearranging your insides is a life-changing experience, especially if you get to grab Jean's hair and decide where his tongue goes next. Should it be deeper in you or perhaps clean the combined mess of your juices and Reiner's precum off his cock? Your choice.

Jean hates doing as he's told in everyday life, but finds it hot in bed. He moans shamelessly into the girl's pussy feeling Reiner's cock move deep inside her.

Only after the woman orgasms, Reiner leaves her ass in peace. Now it's Jean's turn to fuck her, but unlike Reiner, he chooses her pussy; it would be a waste not to, given all the hard work he put into getting it all nice and wet.

Jean is a little slower and gentler, more focused on observing his partner's reactions. With Reiner it was pure fucking, fast and dirty, with Jean it's more like love-making – at least at first.

Reiner is watching the two of them for a moment; stroking himself lazily and enjoying the show before he preps Jean with a generous amount of lube and starts fucking him from behind. His thrusts are so powerful, he's not only fucking Jean, but also using Jean to fuck the woman. Jean's hips bruise very easily.

Jean leaves numerous hickeys on his partner's neck and breasts while Reiner keeps biting his nape. Jean is the more vocal one, especially once Reiner puts him in his place, but Reiner can't remain completely composed, either. The view before him is too sexy, and Jean's ass too tight not to make him growl.

Reiner likes to remind his partners they belong to him. He grabs Jean by the throat and forces him to penetrate the girl repeatedly with the sheer force of his own hips – while never breaking his eye contact with the woman and braking silent orders into Jean's ear. Reiner loves dirty talk.

Jean does his best not to finish first, Reiner finishes last, and they both make sure the woman cums for the second time at some point.

After everything Jean is out cold, but Reiner busies himself with aftercare, making sure everyone is clean and safe. He even brings tea. Did I mention he has great stamina? Yeah, he's ready to go at it again in about ten minutes or so.

#thanks for the ask ✨#reijean #reiner x jean #veecanons #jean kirstein smut #jean kirschtein smut #reiner braun smut

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honeyyjems · 2 years

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SLIP ‘N SLIDE

content warning (s): porn with a bit of plot, cunning reader, a little reiner camo, threesome (f,m,m), brief oral (m receiving), soft dom!jean, hard dom!porco, slight size kink, public sex (pool bathroom), unprotected sex, exhibitionism, rough sex, hate sex?, degradation, praise kink, hair pulling, dirty talk, choking, asphyxiation, spitting, slapping, spanking, biting, fingering, finger sucking, overstimulation, pet name (sweet girl, pretty girl, baby), use of honorifics (sir), a bit of breeding and corruption

summary: you heard the hot lifeguards of the season knew how to give a good fuck, but you would rather see for yourself. Instead of chasing after the hot lifeguards of the season, how long would it take for them to slip and give in to the trap you set?

pairing: lifeguard! jean & porco x fem!reader

word count: 3.2k

a/n: this oneshot is for @taixju summer collab (x) , and i encourage you to read what everyone has made bc its vv good! also the summer is almost over for me, so why not go out with a bang. i decided to write content warnings before actually writing the smut… i was sweating!!! this is the most dirtiest thing ive ever written by far and i am proud but nervous.

banner credit: made it myself ;)

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The warm feeling of the hot sun hitting your skin and the smell of sunscreen was always nostalgic, especially during the summertime; hearing the splashes of people jumping into the water as you tanned was calming. What wasn't very calming was the feeling of two pairs of eyes burning into your skin, Jean Kirstein and Porco Galliard, the hottest lifeguards of this summer season.

Each summer season, there are new lifeguards, so they aren't always the same as the last, and they happen to be from the town over, so they were just here for the summer. This summer was going to be different from your last, you're not going to be the goody two shoes you've always been. If you want something or someone, there's nothing better than being a little devious.

Jean and Porco's wandering eyes have been on you since coming to the pool every day since opening, so their looks have not gone unnoticed. They were the hottest fuckers of the season, their toned abs and arms glistening in the sun from the sunscreen, but the cocky and flirtatious behavior attracted the woman and girls like magnetics.

You heard rumors that Jean and Porco knew how to give a good fuck, but you would rather see for yourself. They will only be here for one summer, nor will you see them again, so you can have fun with them while it lasts. Instead of chasing after the hot lifeguards of the season, how long would it take for them to slip and give in to the trap you set?

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It was just a regular pool week, but not for you. Your bathing suits would get skimpy with each passing day of the week, no matter who it was, all eyes were on you. The boys didn't utter a word to you, but their actions spoke louder, the long stares at your tits and ass each time you walked by.

Finally, Friday came. Walking through the pool doors in your black Brazilian bikini set, Jean and Porco's eyes were glued to your breasts, bouncing with each step you took. Jean stood while Porco remained in his seat, gawking at you.

As you passed Jean your pool pass, he paused before taking it, “Don't you think your bathing suit is a little…” Before he can continue, you interrupt him, “A little what?”, tilting your head in mockery.

Jean reached for your card as he spoke, “You’re practically not wearing anything.” In response, you let out a taunting laugh, “Now wouldn’t you love that?” Before he could reply, you walked into the women’s bathroom, hearing Porco's faint burst of laughter through the door.

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The hot sun was beginning to overwhelm your tanning session, so you decided to take a quick dip in the water. The lingering burn you felt as you jumped into the water, even through Jeans sunglasses, was intoxicating, The feeling of empowerment and lustful eyes on your body. As you swam up, you could see a ripple of a figure standing over you. Looking up to the figure, there stood Jean, his tall, strong presence staring down at you, almost belittling you in his shadow.

Jean motioned you to come towards him, and you did as he commanded. He watched your every move as you swam, grabbing unto the wall. You looked up at Jean through your eyelashes as you spoke, “You called for me?”

Jean swallowed, his adam’s apple bobbing in his throat. Agitation could easily be seen. Everything was falling into place.

“It isn't very appropriate to be wearing a bathing suit like that at a family pool,” he said lowly while motioning down towards you.

Acting oblivious, “I'm sorry? I couldn't hear you,” you said innocently. Jean huffed as he kneeled to your level, his crotch in your full view. He tried to repeat himself but was distracted by your tanned tits in front of him.

“As you were saying?” you whispered, noticing the slight bulge in his swim trunks.

Jean clenched his jaw, “Your bathing suit,” he paused before continuing, “It's inappropriate.”

Still maintaining eye contact with Jean, “Isn't that the whole point?” you taunted. His hazel eyes had lust behind them, you left his gaze to trail your eyes down his body, ending at the bulge in his trunks.

“It seems to me you enjoy it,” you seductively added as you lifted your hand to brush against his crotch lightly, “but will you do something about it?” you whispered. There was a tense silence as if the world froze around you. Bringing your hand back, you turned away from him, swimming away. In his entire life, he’d never felt desire like this. Or the desperation to touch, to hold, to own.

One down, one more to go.

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Time passed from your interaction with Jean, the side looks he gave you assured the message you gave him; however, Porco saw the whole interaction from his post. You climbed out of the pool to dry off, grabbed your sunglasses, and sat on your pool seat. Knowing Porco's eyes were on you, you made eye contact with him through his shades. Giving a sweet smile his way only resulted in him quickly looking the other way.

If that couldn't reel him in, something else could. Porco’s rotation change was coming to an end as Jean came in replacement. You watched the two boys interact with each other, Porco leaned over to Jean’s ear, speaking something. Porco glanced at you, making Jean slap the back of Porco’s head as he walked away.

Porco began walking to the lounge area, but you stopped him in his tracks, “Excuse me!” you shouted. He turned to you and hummed in response.

“Would you mind putting this on my back for me?” you questioned as you motioned the tanning oil bottle in your hand. Porco was dumbfounded, but quickly gathered himself, “I suppose I can,” he replied dryly.

As Porco walked towards you, you gave him your back, passing the bottle overhead. The spray hitting your skin made you flinch in response, “Sorry,” you giggled.

You felt Porco’s hot palms against your skin, his large calloused hands spreading the oil. Soon after, Porco began to massage the knots in your shoulders and neck, and a sweet moan slipped; blood rushed to his cock immediately.

He leaned into your ear, “Move your straps for me, doll,” he whispered. You obeyed his words and gently lowered them.

Turning into your shoulder, Porco's lips almost touched your plumped ones. His hot breaths against yours were so invigorating that you wanted more. “At least I know you're obedient,” he breathed.

The urge for this man to fuck your brains out in front of everyone was intense, you never wanted something more. You got closer, licking his top lip before replying, “Yes, sir,” you panted.

Porco already had a painful hard-on in his trunks, but he lowly growled as he moved away and carried on spreading the oil. His wandering hands slid over your chest, lowering each time, leaving goosebumps on your skin. Your center throbbed for him, slick soaking your bottoms. He squeezed your shoulder as he replaced the straps on them, “There you go, doll,” he grinned, “all done.”

You turned your body towards him, dazed and drunk from his touch. His figure swallowing you whole. Light chocolate brown eyes met yours, “Don't cause too much trouble now,” he taunted. Looking at him, you nodded your head in response. A devious smile spread across his face, “Good girl.” he said.

He left thinking he’s won, but oh, was he so wrong.

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People trickled out over time since the pool was near to closing, leaving you to be the only person left. Gathering your things to head out, a vibration rang through your bag, a phone call. A devious smile came across your face when you reached in and looked at the caller ID. Answering the call and selecting the speaker option for all to hear, Jean and Porco.

“Hey, you still up for tonight?” Reiner said in a flirtatious tone. “The real question is, are you?” you joked.

Reiner’s laugh blasted through the speakers, “Oh, I sure am,” he argued, “I’ve been thinking about your pussy all day.” Turning over your shoulder to see if Jean or Porco were listening in the conversion, they were already staring.

Replying to Reiner, you maintained eye contact with both men. “Have you now?” you teased softly, “I could say the same about you.”

“I'll pick you up in an hour,” he stated. Humming in agreement, you hung up the phone. Breaking away from their intense stare, it felt like glass was cutting through your skin. Standing from your seat with everything in hand, walking into the bathroom, you finally noticed you’ve been holding your breath. This adrenaline was going straight to your pussy, but you weren't thinking of your fuck link Reiner.

Trying to catch your breath while settling your things on the sink counter, a hot and flustered reflection stared back at you. The frustration of wanting to get pounded into was infuriating, the whole week had gone by without having a mindblowing orgasm; your fingers weren't doing the job. The trap you’ve set this whole week.

Nobody, empty was the restroom, and the smell of chlorine filled your nose, so rinsing off would be best, you thought. The sound of the door opening brought you back to reality, but you knew who would be there. As Jean’s reflection soon joined behind you, your eyes remained on yours.

Jean’s eyes leered into your reflection, no words were needed. His stature swallowed you whole, the sound of his breathing matched yours. The pressure was overwhelming as you slowly met his gaze.

“You're so desperate,” Jean voiced as he stepped closer, feeling his bulge against your ass “And it fucking shows.” His words went straight down to your center, soaking it even more, but you didn't wanna give in just yet. No reactions to his words, he continued, “I hate you,” he spat, “all I've been thinking is your lips wrap around my cock” Jean said while looking unto your pink, plump lips.

“It's disgusting, and I can't stop,” Jean grunted irritably. You turned while looking into his dark hazel ones and pressing your body more into his, “Then don’t,” you whispered. Before you could speak, Jean grabbed your neck and shoved you hard into the sink counter.

“Shut the fuck up,” he snapped. A smile crept onto your lips, feeling his large hands around your neck, your pussy twitched for him. “You like that, don't you?” Jean taunted. He brought his face closer to yours as he spoke, “You're a dirty slut, and I'm going to give it to you like one,” Jean growled.

Pushing you down to your knees harshly, his now huge bulge in his pants stared back at you. “Fix the problem you made,” he said with malice. Your mouth drooled for him while untying his swim trunks, and his hard cock slipped out, dripping with precum. He was huge, making you question if you could fit all of him in your mouth.

The look on your face amused Jean, “Open your fucking mouth.” he commanded. You compiled, you've been waiting for this moment for so long, He shoved his cock into your mouth with great force you choked on it. Your hands grabbed his hips for support as Jean violently used your mouth as a cocksleeve to abuse. You moaned against him, causing him to groan from the vibration against him, “F-fuck” he moaned.

The erotic sounds filled the room, it was euphoric. Without noticing, Porco was standing beside both you and Jean, staring at the scene before. “What a filthy whore” he chuckled, “She fucking loves it.” Before Jean could come, he pushed you off, leaving you gasping for air.

“God, I didn't know you were so worked up.” Porco teased, “Shut the fuck up,” Jean roughly replied. You sat on the wet floor, catching your breath, and interrupted them, “That's it?’ you croaked, throat still raw from Jean.

Porco smugly looked down at you, “Oh baby, we're just getting started,” he said. He grabbed a fist full of your hair and made you look at him, “You don’t get to say a word,” He spat, “Unless I tell you.” The rough handling made you moan and nod in agreement, “No, use your words whore” he demanded.

“Yes, sir” you moaned. A devilish smile laid on Porco’s lips, “Good girl.” Porco leaned down causing you to yelp from his rough hands ripping your top off, exposing your tits and nipples to get perky from the cold air. “You don't need that anymore.” he teased.

Jean watched as Porco grabbed your mouth and squeezed your cheeks together, “Open that pretty mouth of yours.” he praised, opening your mouth, Porco spit. “Now swallow it.” he asked sternly. You swallowed and stuck your tongue out to show proof of it, causing both men to smile at how filthy you are.

Porco grabbed you, leaning you over the sink counter and moving your legs to the sides. He spanked you, a moan slipped your lips. Porco grunted, “Filthy attention whore,” he continued, “This is what you wanted.”

A giggle escaped your lips, “It worked.” You said dazely looking into his eyes' reflections. Porco's actions spoke louder, he spanked you harder, before ripping your bathing suit bottoms off. Your exposed cunt was soaked and dripping aching for them.

“God, you're a bitch in heat, y/n” he said with a smirk on his lips

Porco didn’t want to give you what you wanted. He grabbed your hair, turning you around towards him and pushing you to your knees. Still holding your hair, he commanded you, “Undo it.” Doing as he commanded, his cock tip was pink and dripped with precum for you. Porco looked down to his cock and spat on it before gripping your hair hard, shoving himself into your mouth. His cock hit the back of throat with each thrust. You slide your fingers down to your cunt, touching your clit to stimulate yourself even more.

Jean was stroking himself watching you gag on Porco’s cock and touching yourself, but he wanted more. Jean walked over you, both men towering over you. “You're our cumslut from now on.” Porco grunted as he thrusted. Jean grabbed your hand that was on your cunt, bringing your fingers into his mouth. Jean moaned against your fingers, the sweet taste of you on his tongue.

“Mhm, Poc, you were fucking right,” Jean slurred, “She’s a sweet one.” Porco didn't reply back but rather held in his final thrust, causing you to gag and roll your eyes back from the overwhelming pleasure.

“Shit.” Porco growled as he took himself out of your warm mouth, you sat there dazed by the lack of air. Wasting no time, Porco lifted you and shoved you into Jean causing you to grab unto him for balance.

Porco leaned you over, your cunt towards him, he slipped his long, large fingers into your aching pussy causing you to orgasm against him. “Wow, that was easy.” Porco panted, “Fucking slut.” He pumped his fingers in and out of you, the sounds your pussy was making sucking him in was straight out of a porn scene. Jean felt your hot pants against him made his cock throb. He grabbed your neck, squeezing it, cutting of your air. You looked at Jean through your lashes, eyes rolling back. Porco picked up the pace of his fingers and Jean chocking you, overwhelmed you; all your focus went to Porco’s fingers, the lack of oxygen made you cream on them.

Jean lossen his grip on your neck leaving you to gasp and cry from the orgasm, spasming against both the men like a pathetic whore. Porco brought his fingers to your mouth, “Taste yourself baby.” he cooed, “Such a sweet girl.” Sucking on his fingers, Porco felt your warm tongue swirl around them making him moan.

“You’ve been such a good sweet girl for us both, so we’ll give you what you want.” Porco taunted, you stared into Jean blankly still coming off your orgasm. “Tell us what you want pretty girl” Jean added.

“F-fuck me” you drawled. No hesitiation, Porco gripped your hips guiding you towards to sink. “Jean boy, give a go before I fuck her brains out” he said darkly. Jean pounced on you, his cock gilding into your cunt with ease. Jean was so big he stretched your pussy with each thrust; it hurt but you didnt care. His hips slapped against your ass with every thrust he made, the sound filled the room. Jean picked up the pace, and grabbed your throat while he pulled your body against his. He squeezed your neck, no air, just Jean’s cock hitting the right spot each time.

“Fucking s-shit.” Jean groaned, “You like that? I just felt you squeeze my cock.” Jean’s thurst got harder, your eyes rolling back and drool dripping from your lips. Thrusting into the final time, Jean held it inside you as he came all inside you, groaning and moaning into your ear. As he came, so did you, gasping for literal air and legs shaking violently.

Jean didnt give you time to recover and slipped out of you, passing you to Porco like a ragdoll. Porco slid into you and pounded into you like a menace, his cock hitting the fucking spot. “O-oh m-my FUCK!” You screamed. Porco was letting out all of his frustration from this week on you, he didnt care, he just wanted to fuck your brains out until it was all mush.

Porco pulls you against him, making you look at yourself through the mirror as you get fucked. He grabs your cheeks and slaps you, the sting made your pussy twitch around him. “Y-yes r-RIGHT THERE!” You yelled.

“Filthy cunt.” he growled, “I'm gonna come in you.” Your screams and Porcos thrusts filled the room, you wanted everyone to know you were getting fucked good. Porco slapped you even harder and bit unto your ear, his cock twitched inside you hearing your screams. He came and held you tight, both coming together. “Oh my fuck-” Porco moaned as he unloaded into you. Your legs finally gave out, collapsing to the floor. He wasnt done unloading his seed into you, he picked you again, his cook pumping into your overstimulating pussy.

You were blabbing and drooling like a bitch. Porco finally let you go, causing you to collapse to the floor. You quivered and spasmed, drunk off their cock. He leaned down, sticking his three fingers into you, “I don't want our loads to go to waste.” Porco said lowly. Causing you to yelp from the overstimulation.

Porco looked over at Jean, “I think she still has a couple more rounds in her, right?” Porco questioned.

Jean smiled, “Yeah,” he paused, “I still have more to unload in her.”

Both men brought you up on your wobbly legs, Porco smashed his lips onto yours, his tongue exploring yours. Jean pulled you away, a silver of drool followed your mouth to his. The kiss was the exact same way as Porcos. They wanted to fuck you. Hard, insistent, determined. Branding their taste on your lips, marking you as their own.

“What a pretty girl,” Jean stated. Porco chuckled in agreement and added, “and obedient.”

You were there for their disposal to use and abuse, as many times they wanted to unload their seed into you. Lets just say, you were hooked on their cocks for the rest of the summer, or perhaps even forever.

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reinerswarrior · 8 months

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Reibert headcannons

Cadet Reiner/Bertholdt based nsfw (Suggestion from @fujoneshi)

Armoured Half he is a cocky bastard and always has a dirty innuendo or joke to say. he is always willing to help and never seems to let anything bother him as he always has a resting stern look on his face. hes bold and is incredibly strong and will always be down for a arm wrestle or a spar. Reiner wont remember his warrior self unless something triggers it,making him act dark and cold. but when hes a soldier,hes brash and very easy to talk to despite being slightly intimidating

He always is there to help, but he's almost unhelpful because of how cocky he is and he wasnt sure how Bertholdt always seemed to put up with him definitely leans towards the more dominant partner, the one whos in control but is it really him in control or maybe its just quietly controlled by his partner

Colossal Half He is very shy and rarely speaks unless spoken to and is always in the shadow of Reiner or is invisible to everyone else when he speaks. He also has a keen sense of observation and can read a room and body language in a instant due to always being a background character He has the potential to be a master manipulator and he has extremely dark potential if someone triggers his fear or his warrior standpoint enough but he's mostly a bright ball of shy sunshine who is easy to talk to and will always enjoy a long conversation Leans more towards submissive but wont hesitate to take control when his partner would be too tired or just not in the mood

NSFW

Reiner always starts on top, taking control of Bertholdts lips as he molds his own over the others and he might occasionally change into submission especially if Bertholdt caresses his face and whispers to him " I want to make you feel good.. Give me control, Reinah-" Reiner fucks... he doesnt make love. He loves to bury his hips between the others thighs and force his shaft into the others ass while the taller male fists the floor as they both moan in sync "Oh Rei~...So deep-!" "That's it, Baby...Clench that ass tighter around my dick-!"

Reiner's favorite place is in the bunks, because the blonde loves the idea of anyone walking around below them, oblivious to the fact that they were going at it like the horny people they were and how flustered and embarrassed Bertholdt would get whether he was topping or bottoming, taking in how hushed his moans were and he liked pushing his palm against his mouth to silent him. Bertholdt's favorite place is in the woods, on soft grass or on the sand by the lake. He liked to have passionate vanilla sex with his lover as he holds onto him, hips thrusting and voices murmuring sweet nothings to each other. That's what he treasured most, times when he and Reiner could be themselves and not live a lie. He would always orgasm so powerfully at times like those, his seed covering his stomach in spurts or coating his lovers walls and ass with his love. "You're my everything-..hah-..B-Bertholdt-..." "O-Oh Reiner-..My beloved..ngh-..warrior-!" When it comes to positions, there is little The two men wouldnt try. Reiner's favorite would be doggystyle or a mating press because...breeding kink. Bertholdt's preferred position would be the lotus position because he loved the closeness and the feeling of Reiners legs,body and arms pushed against his own

#reiner+smut #reiner braun smut #reiner smut #reiner braun #bertholdt hoover smut #bertholdt smut #bertholt smut #reiner x bertholdt

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levmada · 5 months

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ACWNR anime Erwin is SUCH an ASSHOLE

it actually gave me whiplash, WHy the FUCK did they think Erwin would call Levi’s dead friends pathetic????💀 I don't know if I'm just stupid or it actually makes no sense for him to be that way

I don’t remember him ever being that mean, and it just makes no sense to me that he would say that, if I’m not mistaken, he constantly feels guilty about soldiers dying for his dream and all that stuff, SO WHY THE HELL WAS HE SO MEAN TO LEVI????💀

on another note, he was hot as hell, ngl🧍

i plan to make a comprehensive post detailing the differences between the manga and anime + analyzing what is better done and why, both objectively and imo, but yeah this really grinds my gears

he concludes levi is the only survivor and calls this pathetic. like i said, i was wondering if it was a roundabout way of erwin trying to compliment levi's strength at least. but this implies that erwin didnt give a fuck about levis friends? how is erwin going to give a fuck about levi if not his friends? (at the very least to learn more about levi to gauge his usefulness)

this couldve been like the manga. where a squad leader asked isabel how she met levi (and isabel basically says hes extremely kind + the strongest in the underground) which is useful for erwin to know.

also, erwin just isnt a cocky asshole like that. maybe the anime is trying to express that erwin as a squad leader was overly cocky/arrogant, and levi would change him over the next years + the fall of maria?

but this doesnt make any sense with what we know from the smartpass aus with erwin as a cadet. yeah hes overly logical, BUT SO IS MANGA ERWIN. hes not an arrogant cold robot EVER (or acting like it at this point in time).

so is he acting now? if he wanted to establish this unequal power dynamic and control levi (LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER), i guess his actions match.

but how tf did he expect levi to react to that, to completely submit?? "i expect you to come with me" stfu no fucking way he'd do that. what was the logic? the only close interactions they had up to that point was erwin chiding levi for caring about his comrades and wasting gas + they walked by each other not saying a word as levi thought about killing him.

ugh anyway, so this was risky. ok yes erwin makes gambles. but erwin made a risk with RECRUITING LEVI? really? erwin throughout canon never makes a gamble on levis life no matter what it is (getting eren back from reiner and bert for example). so this is stupid

#WHY IS HE SO MEAN TO LEVI YES #id like to know #kane has mail #sorry ranted again #acwnr

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oxygenbefore1775 · 2 years

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ah yes 139 days till Hallowen, a perfect time for

AoT Warriors as ghosts

basically headcanons for if Warriors became ghosts and spent their afterlife in a haunted house that's a tourist attraction and is also frequently visited by paranormal investigators

so something like unsolved supernatural stuff if you know what im talking about

tw: mentions of death (cuz they obv died to become ghosts), some mild harm (scratching and pinching), some religious elements (holy water and crucifiction) and interactions with them

anyways enjoy

Annie

passive ghost

when tourists or paranormal investigators are inside the house, she tries to avoid them

has a room assigned to her where she usually spends her time hiding from visitors

doesn't like other ghost warriors in her room - not to mention living people

her room has cold spots and visitors often feel uneasy when inside

tolerates visitors in her room to some extent - until they decide to to move her stuff around

literally the moment someone stupid enough reaches to touch a book on the table, Annie scratches their hand

doesn't stop scratching and pinching until the said book is returned to its former location

Bertholdt

the nicest out of the all ghost warriors

is shy though

tails behind a group of visitors but never gets close or else they would feel his presence

wouldn't make contact via spirit-box or ouija board

i mean, he tried to say "Hello" into the spirit-box once

but it turned out sounding like a perverted moan and he was super embarassed about it and refused to do this ever again

if one of the visitors leaves a fun activity like a bouncy ball or something, he will interact with it like rolling the ball around

waves the group of visitors goodbye as they leave the house

Colt

talkative ghost

is the only ghost in the house whose name is actually known

tour guides greet him every time before starting the tour

likes to interact with ouija board and gives elaborate answers

mainly does it because of the offerings (food etc.) that are put on the board before each seance

spills the beans about each ghost in the house

is afraid of holy water because he thinks it's gonna hurt him

thinks that paranormal investigators are mean because of their constant demands and requests to do something

Pieck

naughty ghost

can manipulate electricity

likes to fuck with the paranormal investigators by turning off their flashlights and plunging them into darkness

if there's a tour around the house, she picks a person who seems to be the most afraid and makes it her mission to scare the shit out of them

usually does it by whispering something into their ear or passing right through them so they feel cold

pinches the butt cheeks of people she finds cute

one time she pushed a person too hard and they fell down the flight of stairs

because of this the staff had to put out a sign about the potential danger of the haunted house

Porco

grumpy ghost

very upset about the fact that he is stuck in this house forever

actually tried to leave property but couldn't cuz he is tied to this place

slams the doors

likes to listen to conversation of visitors and sometimes chuckles if he finds a joke funny and his chuckle sounds like a random puff of air

his touch is actually hot (not cold like for other ghosts)

his presence is known through the smell of hair spray

hates the sound of the spirit-box and shouts at it in attempts to scare paranormal innvestigators off and assert dominance

Reiner

mysterious ghost

no living soul knows about his existence

is glad about his untimely death because he finally gets to have some rest

spends his time in bedrooms or in the rooms with no windows

sometimes leaves vague imprints of his body on the beds or huge imprints of his ass (with distinguishable asscrack) on the couches

when paranormal investigators are staying in the house overnight, he likes to watch them sleep

Zeke

cocky ghost

thinks it's stupid to believe in ghosts (even though he is one)

doesn't like tourists in the house and prefers to sit the tours out in the basement

is pumped when the paranormal investigators are visiting the house

doesn't interract with spiritual objects like ouija board

because it's benath him to even entertain the idea that this stuff actually works

likes the spirit-box and inspects all the gadgets that the investigators bring to the house

completely ignores the questions of investigators and leads his own line of dialogue via the spirit-box

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certifiedjaeger · 2 years

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Imagine - How they'd be when you're pregnant

Characters: Eren, Reiner, Porco, Levi

Warnings: Pregnancy, labor/birth (nothing graphic), slight breeding kink

Notes: This is a sort of part 2 to this imagine and was requested by this anon <3 Although, you don't need to read the other imagine before this one, you can just dive right into this one if you want ♡

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Eren:

When you get pregnant, Eren is beyond excited <3

He had been working on some stuff for his job from home when you had snuck up behind him and put the pregnancy test in front of his face

His body had stilled and it had taken him a second to process what he was actually looking at, and the fact that, yes, it was a positive pregnancy test

He had whipped his head around and looked up at you with pleading eyes, uttering a small, desperate, "really?"

When you had smiled and told him "yes, really", he was out of his chair so fast, enveloping you in the biggest hug

He had actually picked you up right off the ground and swung you around, hugging you tightly to his chest and not daring to let go for even a second

Let's just say he was over the moon <3

I feel like throughout the pregnancy, he would be very protective, as well as a bit nervous/worried

He'd have some nerves concerning how confident he is that he'd be a good dad, but he would try to keep his worrying to a minimum and would definitely keep them secret from you (he'd always want to seem confident and excited when around you so as to not put any stress on you or have you worry about him)

In terms of taking care of you, he would be so nurturing oh my god

If you were ever sick in the mornings, he'd be right there beside you, holding your hair out of the way and rubbing your back gently

He'd constantly be doing things for you (even if you insist, he's still like.... "no, babe, go lay down, I'll fold the laundry")

I also already wrote about this here BUT he'd have a nightly ritual with you where he'd rub lotion on your body for you and would talk to your lil baby while soothingly rubbing your big ol' belly (he's so cute omg)

When it comes to his preparations for becoming a parent, I feel like he wouldn't go too overboard

If you suggest taking classes together, of course he'll go with you

And if you ask him to read books together on childrearing, of course he will

But he doesn't really feel the need to prepare too heavily, a part of him feels that when the baby comes, he'll just know what to do

There's still a part of him that worries, but there's an even bigger part of him that tells him he'll be just fine. He knows that he's going to do anything and everything in his power to give his wife and his child an amazing life, so he feels very confident in the fact that he's not going to let either of you down

It's not so much a cocky attitude that he has... it's more like this is his one purpose in life to make sure that you both are happy, so he swears that he's going to be an amazing father and husband, there simply is no other option for him

And he really is such a good husband/daddy-to-be <3

He takes you to every doctor's visit, calms your nerves when you feel jittery about being a mom, and he even talks to your baby as though they're already here

He's so funny and weird I swear to god he'll come in the room and be like "hi, baby!" and you'll think he's talking to you so you say "hi, honey" and lean up, getting ready for him to kiss you only to have him bend down and kiss your tummy instead and start talking to them like, "daddy missed you, how was your day?? I hope you're comfy in there, I can't wait to see you, etc."

You'll literally stand there, with his face against your tummy like......did this bitch really just do that

But it's too cute that you can't really complain about it

When you two are out in public, he goes into Super Protective Mode™

Like he will literally not leave your side for a second

He's always been overprotective/a bit possessive because in his mind, he's thinking, "I gotta protect my hot wife from all the creeps of the world, I have to keep her safe in my arms"

But now that you're carrying his precious lil angel in your tummy, he goes even more overboard

Literally god help anyone who even dares to brush up against you on the street

There was actually one time that somebody was rushing and lightly bumped into you and he nearly blacked out from rage (you ended up having to pull him away and leave the store that you guys were in)

Just based off of how protective he is over your baby (who isn't even born yet), you know he'll be a great dad <3

When it comes to sex, he'll feel a little uncomfortable about it (he says it feels wrong when your baby is "literally like.... right there watching" and you look at him dumbfounded like, "eren, what are you talking about")

But let's face it, the guy likes to have sex..... (how do you think you ended up like this in the first place, hello) so sometimes, his urges get the best of him and you're like YES FINALLY lets do this!!! but then he'll lay you down and ends up going like super slow and you're like oh....okay....

But he won't risk hurting the baby, so even if he misses fast, rough sex, he won't ever put you or the baby in any danger, so he always goes super slow and is always really soft <3 you actually end up loving it, because the slow kisses, tender touches, and eye contact really make you feel closer to him and it's just ah <3

(However, when you're really pregnant... absolutely no sex is to be had, he refuses - He won't risk anything happening to his little one)

When it comes to preparations for the birth, again, he doesn't go too overboard (although, he does know the route to the hospital and he does pack your bag for you)

You'll probably be the one more worried, which is where he comes in to soothe your nerves

He'll rub your back while softly saying, "Baby, it's okay... We have a plan, I know how to get to the hospital, and I've already packed everything we need, it'll be fine, I promise" <3

He always helps to calm you down and you can always exhale a breath of relief after you talk to him

During labor, he'd probably be taken aback by how intense the whole situation is and would feel horrible that you're in a ton of pain

But he promised himself that he'd be an amazing husband/father, so he does everything in his power to help you and support you during this moment

He lets you squeeze his hand as hard as you want and whispers sweet words of encouragement to you, telling you how amazing you're doing and how strong you are

When your baby's finally out, he feels as though the whole world sort of just stops for a second as he stares at them with the softest expression on his face <3

Everything stills around him and all that fills his mind is how much love he has for his little one

When the nurse puts your baby in your arms, you're crying tears of happiness/relief and he's just staring in awe, looking at the love of his life holding his child, the child that you both made together 🥺

It's the happiest he's ever been and he swears nothing will ever be able to top this moment for the rest of his life

Ahhh eren let me have your kids please and thank you <3

Reiner:

When you tell Reiner that you're pregnant, I feel that (more than anything) he'd be shocked

Like yes, Reiner... that's what happens when two people have sex... lmao

He'd be so surprised though and at first when you tell him, his eyes would get really big and he would sort of just stare at you without saying anything and you'd start to get nervous

But then eventually the shock would ease into happiness and he wouldn't have a super over the top reaction like Eren, but he definitely would pull you into his arms and place a kiss on the top of your head, not really knowing what to say but still needing to show you how happy he is nevertheless

I think he'd be much more nervous than Eren, I think he'd be doubting himself a lot

But you'd be right there to reassure him that he's going to be a great father <3

And with you being so kind and comforting, he'd feel guilty for having burdened you at all with his worries and would instantly snap out of it and would instead be solely focused on making sure that you're the one feeling comforted during this time

He'd be a good little husband/soon-to-be-dad

He'd (nervously) read every book there is on the topic of parenting and would attend every class he possibly can (even some without you and without your knowledge) - He just wants to be as prepared as possible for this new role he'll be stepping into

He also, like Eren, wouldn't want you to overwork yourself and would take on a lot of the normal responsibilities you two do together (chores, grocery shopping, etc.)

He just wants you to be safe and well-rested during this time

During doctor's visits, he'd be listening intently to every word the doctor says, making sure that it's all good news and feeling instant relief when it is

Honestly, he has a hard time feeling how real this all is until he sees his lil baby during the first ultrasound

When he sees his little one and hears the heartbeat for the first time, he sort of just gasps and stares with shock in his eyes, realizing fully for the first time that... his baby... is inside of you, that they're real and going to have him as their father - He goes home that day with a new outlook on life and a content, peaceful smile to accompany it

When it comes to sex (awooga), I feel that he's always been a fairly soft lover, so I feel not much would change in that department

He'd be more careful to make sure that he's not resting weirdly on your stomach or anything and would always check to make sure that you're comfortable, but other than that, I feel sex would be relatively the same for the both of you

(He does, you notice, give you more kisses though <3)

When you're out in public, he's also pretty protective !

He loves to put his arm around your waist while you're out (a sense of pride washes over him whenever he sees others looking at you two; he places his arm around you as his way of telling them "yes, this is my wife... yes, that is my baby inside of her... no, you won't be getting near either of them)

Soft, Protective Daddy Reiner™ makes me 🤤🤤🤤

Something tells me that how he handles weird pregnancy-related things (like mood swings, strange food cravings, etc.) would be really funny

Like you'd ask him to get pickles and whipped cream at the store and he'll ask you "why?" and when you tell him that "it sounds yummy", he'll kind of just give you... a Look.... like a really weird look...but he'll be a good little husband and won't question it, instead he'll just do literally whatever you ask of him

Same goes for if you're really emotional over something strange (like, you start sobbing over the fact that you dropped your pickle with whipped cream on the floor), he'll give you that Look again, not really understanding what was going on... but again... he won't question it, he will simply wrap you in his arms, tell you that everything's okay, clean up the mess, and then make you another one of your nasty concoctions

He's a bit of a himbo is what I'm trying to say lmao he won't always understand your behavior, but he'll always support you and go along with it <3

When it comes to preparing for the birth, the man is a bit of a nervous wreck (although, he tries to hide it from you)

He secretly goes out while you're napping to drive the route to the hospital, just wanting to make sure that he's got it down (even though he's done it a dozen times now... like SIR, you know the route, calm down)

The stuff you plan on taking to the hospital with you is already packed and by the door (he checks it everyday though to make sure that everything is in there)

When your water breaks, he like... can't comprehend it... he spent all that time preparing and now it's finally go time and he just..... stares.... like, this man's mind is BLANK

Until you call his name and he snaps out of it, instantly going into Daddy Reiner mode... he's like "wait okay I know what to do, I've got this... grab bag, help you into the car, drive to the hospital...I've got this..." and once he calms his mind, he's good to go

During labor, he's a bit like Eren - He feels bad about how much pain you're in and having been the one to cause it

But when he finally hears the small cries of his little one and sees their face for the first time, he just.... melts

His body sort of gives out and he just slowly slumps down into the chair he had been standing near

He swears he's never seen anything more perfect in his life... how tiny, how soft, how beautiful - He honestly can't handle it

And it all just sort of makes sense now, everything falls into place for him and he just... understands now

In his mind he's like, "This is what I'm meant to be doing, this is who I'm meant to be... your father"

And I just- 😭😭😭

He'd be so sweet and soft and I feel like i'm losing my mind thinking about it a lil bit

Porco:

This man...okay, let me tell you... THIS MAN......has the world's biggest breeding kink

SO.............

When you two finally decide that you want children and that you're going to try and conceive..... he gets the job done on the first try (porco, do me next omg)

You would literally be pregnant immediately (he would have filled you up so many times that first night, literally laying on top of you and staying inside of you to keep all of his cum inside omg i'm actually foaming at the mouth just thinking about it)

Anyways....back to our regularly scheduled programming... 😅 sorry about that, folks

So, when you eventually come up to him with a positive pregnancy test, he gives you the biggest and brightest smile you think you've ever seen on him

He immediately grabs your face and kisses you, holding your body tightly to his

He'll give your ass a little slap and excitedly yell out, "fuck YES" just because he's so happy

(A part of him feels really cocky for having gotten you pregnant so quickly, he's already feeling himself become addicted to this feeling and can't wait to put another one in you - Lord help you, this man is prepared to fuck a whole minivan worth of children into you)

I feel that, out of everyone, he is the least worried and the most excited

Like, he's around kids all the time, since his family is huge and he's always been surrounded by younger cousins and whatnot, so taking care of children doesn't worry him in the slightest

He is only excited <3 he holds other people's children in his arms all the time, so he literally can't wait to hold his own little one in his arms, he knows it'll be worth the wait (yes, he is also very impatient and can't be bothered to wait 9 months, he wants his baby NOW)

He's the type that swears he doesn't need to take classes or read up on childrearing... simply because... he knows everything

But if you insist, he'll tag along to any class you want to go to (although, he may roll his eyes in classes since he swears he knows more than the instructor)

You actually think it's fairly funny and start to force him to go to these types of things, not because you think he needs the extra help, but because his reactions are always so funny

You once made him go to pregnancy yoga with you and let's just say, he is not very flexible and he is definitely not the yoga type 😭

He prefers other forms of shared physical activity... <3

So yes, he still has sex with you... like a lot

He swears it's good for you and that it'll help to destress you.... aw, how considerate 💀

But it actually does... and it actually feels really nice to have these little moments of intimacy with him

He's not as ridiculously gentle with you as the others - He definitely isn't rough with you, but he knows that you're not some fragile little thing that'll break either, so sex for you two would for the most part continue normally, although he does ease up a bit (especially when you're in your later months, he would actually be very gentle - He knows that's not the time to fuck around and he definitely wouldn't risk hurting you or the baby)

His favorite (!!!) is seeing you on top of him... He likes to tease you a bit, saying "What's the matter, baby? You need some help?" and then he'd place his hands on your hips, helping you to slide up and down on his cock, ah I love him <3

He'd listen to your little whimpers, his mind already thinking about how he's gonna fuck another baby into you after you have your little one (like calm down, cowboy geez omg)

Okay moving on (sorry, something about porco/dad/breeding kink makes me go feral <3)

I feel like during doctor's visits, Porco would just feel so proud of you

Like, he'd hear praise from your doctor about how healthy the baby is and on the inside he'd just be like, "fuck yes, that's my girl!!" like he'd just be so happy and proud of you for doing everything in your power to make sure that your little one is okay and healthy

It sometimes makes him really emotional to think about what it's going to be like to see you hold his little one in your arms for the first time... like, he just knows you're going to be an amazing mom and can't wait to be able to witness it himself <3

I feel like Porco's the type to talk to his baby, right? We're all in agreement here... right?

He needs his special Daddy/Baby Time™ where he gets to bond with "his little angel" and talk to them about whatever his heart desires

And please, he'd be so excited to tell his family when you're pregnant!!!

And they would all be so happy!! You'd have aunts checking up on you and you'd have his mom taking you to spa days. His nonna would consistently make your favorite dish for Sunday dinner and his younger cousins would always take their turns coming up to you and touching your belly - You'd feel so much love come from all of them aw <3

And they'd all be so protective over you, too oh my god they're like "she's carrying the next baby galliard, she must be protected at all costs" it's actually so sweet I want to cry

But more than anyone, Porco is the MOST protective

You're his girl and you're carrying his baby, and he'd go absolutely ballistic if anyone did anything to upset you, put you in a bad mood, hurt you, put you in danger, etc.

Like, he doesn't get into Papa Bear Mode™, he stays in Papa Bear Mode™

As far as he's concerned, he's the only one allowed to tease you or be a lil rough with you, so if anyone even dares to so much as make a small joke at your expense, he might actually put them 6 feet underground....like he's not messing around

I also feel like Porco would insist on him doing many of the chores (like the other boys, they're all good househusbands <3), he just simply wants you to rest during this time

He thinks that the only physical activity you should be doing is the kind that involves him (*wink wink*), so he'd prefer if you let him handle most of the chores/responsibilities

When it comes to mood swings, I feel like if you snapped at him, he'd wouldn't be as much of a pushover as Reiner (sorry Reiner lol)

If you snapped at him (in an uncalled for manner), he'd raise his eyebrows at you and be quiet until you stopped, before then saying, "are you done?"

This results in either you growing even more angry at him or you crying (from feeling guilty/like a bad wife)

And both of those reactions will always result in the same reaction from him: he'll come up to you and wrap you in his arms, holding you gently to his chest

If you're mad, you'll eventually calm down, feeling the soothing effects of his warmth take over and if you're crying, the same will pretty much happen (except it'll be accompanied by you saying "i'm sorry" over and over again)

He'll let you feel all of these big emotions, but won't let you go through them alone (he most certainly won't be your punching bag either though, make no mistake) - He'll always be there to calm you down and comfort you though <3

He knows it must be difficult to deal with hormones and whatnot, so more than anything, he just doesn't want you to feel alone when you're feeling down

When it comes to preparing for the birth, he isn't the type to be worried

He's ready to be the calm anchor you need when the time comes and he's ready to reassure you through all of it that everything's going to be okay (even if he isn't calm on the inside and is beyond excited to meet his little one)

During labor, he's a natural (he's been present for other births, so he knows what to expect and knows exactly what to do)

He helps you with your breathing and encourages you when you feel like you're not strong enough to keep pushing

No matter how hard you squeeze his hand or yell, he's right there giving you smiles and light kisses on your forehead, whispering in your ear how "you're doing so good, baby"

When your baby is finally safely out and resting in your arms, it's everything he'd ever dreamed of

To see you, holding his little one so gently in your arms, well... it actually makes his eyes water

But when your baby grasps onto his finger with their tiny hand, well that just breaks his heart... just shatters it into a million pieces

He knows from that point on he's a goner, his whole life will be spent trying to make this little human the happiest person that's ever existed, he's ready and prepared to give them anything their heart desires

And before either of you know it, he's right in your ear whispering, "I can't wait to have another one"

I will have 10 of your babies, porco PLEASE <3 just give me a chance

Levi:

I feel that his reaction toward finding out that you're pregnant would be the most reserved out of all the guys

However, that doesn't mean that he's not completely over the moon about having a baby with you, because trust me, he is beyond happy (he's just a lil shocked is all)

When you told him, he probably raised his eyebrows and widened his eyes a bit, shocked at what had just come out of your mouth

And when you immediately hugged him, ecstatic over the fact that you were both going to be parents, he probably stood there for a second—still too shocked to move—before then softening, and wrapping his arms around your body with a little smile gracing his face

He'd go through a small period of feeling insecure/worried about being a father and would wonder if he was even good enough to be somebody's dad (he definitely would not tell you about these negative thoughts he's been having, though)

But you would be able to tell that something was up with him and that he was probably secretly doubting himself, which is why you'd often reassure him and comfort him

You'd always say little things like, "you're going to be such a good dad" or "our baby is going to be so lucky to have you as their father" and over time he'd begin to believe your words and would feel more confident in himself

Your words of praise also helped to light a fire under his ass

He realized that he should stop feeling sorry for and doubting himself and just do what needs to be done in order to be the parent your child deserves

So from that point on he jumps into Dad™ mode pretty quickly and decides that he's going to do whatever it takes to give your little one the best life he possibly can

He's the type that—while you're pregnant—won't let you do a single thing - He's probably the most strict out of all the guys about this

You are not cleaning. You are not cooking. You are not running errands. Because he will be doing all of that, thank you very much

Even if you insist, he won't let you. Like, he simply won't let you lol

He cares so much about you and the health of your baby that he can get a little overboard, but you know he means well and that his behavior only comes from a need to have you both safe, so you don't mind all that much (you actually think that it's really cute how protective he is)

He's the one planning/scheduling all of the doctor's visits and keeping track of everything, it almost feels like he's the one who's pregnant lmao he's ridiculous i love him

When it comes to preparing to be a parent, you'll often find him reading books on childrearing (in the morning while he's having his tea and at night in bed while he strokes your belly; why is this visual so cute omg)

I feel like he'll talk to the baby but only when you're asleep

It won't be about random shit like Eren and Porco (istg those two.....), it'll be more like little promises he makes to them about how he's going to give them a good life and always love them no matter what

It's a little nightly ritual for him to hold you until you're fast asleep, and then whisper little promises to your baby, only to then fall asleep beside you, hugging your body close to his while his hand rests protectively over your belly

When it comes to sex, I honestly don't think he'd be all that interested in having sex while you're pregnant

At first, you thought it might be because he lost interest or wasn't attracted to you anymore (which resulted in a total breakdown on your end with sobbing and wailing, the whole works - yikes)

And when you had told him how you felt, he was horrified, because... how could that ever be true?

He reassured you that that was not the case, and that he simply didn't want to hurt the baby or you while you were pregnant

When it comes to being out in public, he's definitely the protective type !

He won't act a fool (like some guys we know... *ahem* eren & porco...), but he will make it known to everyone in the vicinity to steer clear from you

You'll be your normal happy self, humming along to the song playing on the speakers as you wait in line with him at the coffee shop, and then he will be right beside you...... placing his arm possessively around your waist and glaring at anyone who even dares to look your way (lol I love him <3)

I feel like he always has his hand on your lower back when you two are walking together

It's a protective thing, but it's also to help support you as you walk around with your big ol' belly (basically, he's ready to catch you if you so much as trip on a tiny rock)

If you have weird cravings or want something like cheese in a can, he'll straight up be like.... "You're not eating that"

And when you inevitably start to whine, he'll let out a sigh and say, "Let me make you something, angel. I'll cook you whatever you want, but you're not having that."

By the time it's ready to start preparing for the birth, he'll already be prepared

He knows exactly what to do and is ready to jump into action at any time

All he cares about... literally all he cares about.... is keeping you safe during this time

He's had so many unfortunate things happen to him in his life that he now has this irrational fear that something's going to happen to you or the baby

It's the one thing he's most terrified of

So he does everything in his power to ensure both of your safety (hence why he goes a little overboard)

During labor, he wouldn't show any signs of being nervous, he'd solely be focused on helping you and making sure that you and your little one are healthy and okay by the end of it

He feels so proud of you when he sees how strong you are throughout the birth

He chuckles at himself a bit, having treated you as this fragile, breakable thing this whole time, when here you were... experiencing one of the most painful and challenging things a human can go through and handling it extremely well

Not to say that you weren't in pain or screaming, but hey, you were handling it pretty well, all things considered - Levi just remembers feeling amazed and thinking "Look how strong my girl is"

When the baby finally comes and he lays his eyes on them for the first time, a soft, yearning look overcomes his face and he finally feels relief

They're here, he thinks to himself... They're finally here and you're both okay.

He can't help the smile that takes over his face as he stares down at you holding your baby to your chest

And as he stares into the eyes of his newborn, he knows that he intends to keep every single promise he had made to them these past nine months

Levi is so sweet :( he deserves nothing but peace and happiness ahhh <3

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falling-pages · 3 years

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What the AoT boys nickname you

(gender neutral/male and female names)

Eren: He'll call you loser because he thinks it's funny when you get all mad at him, but if anyone else calls you that, he's going full titan on their ass. When he's feeling sweet, though, he'll revert to baby.

Armin: Starts out too nervous to give you a pet name, so you'd have to coax him into it. Once he gets comfortable, the word honeybee slips out naturally. It's sweet and soft, just a special little something between the two of you. Sometimes he'll toss in just honey or busybee, since those have similar vibes.

Jean: He's your knight in shining armor, so it's only natural that he calls you prince/princess. It came come out both teasingly and endearingly, which makes it perfect for his shifting moods. A snarky "prince(ss)" when you sass him, or mumbled gently against your hair as you fall asleep together. He's a versatile man. At moment when it really matters, though, he's breaking out the beloved. Because despite all his teasing, at the end of the day he needs you to know what you mean to him.

Connie: This man calls you lovebug and you cannot convince me otherwise. He doesn't take life too seriously, and the two of you have such an easy vibe together that he doesn't have to worry about you getting too worked up over it. In a modern AU, expect your contact in his phone to just be a bunch of bug emojis instead of your actual name.

Reiner: He's big and tough, so of course his nickname for you is soft and sweet: my love. Sort of a traditionalist, you're the most dear thing to him, and he needs the softness you provide to distract him from the horrors of his world. Also likes my dear, but thinks it makes him sound like a grandfather, so he only uses it once he's older.

Bertolt: Sweet boy also likes the classics, so he calls you dearheart or sweetheart. There's just something so soft about it, the way you caress his face or brush back his hair makes him blush. To him, falling in love with you is as easy as falling asleep.

Levi: Only uses ironic nicknames, like "pretty boy/girl/one" or sunshine. It's usually tossed your way when you're acting cocky or insufferable, almost insultingly -- "quit showing off, pretty boy" or "good morning to you too, sunshine." Then when you confront him about it, he actually has to admit that he does, in fact, find you pretty. As for sunshine, it's important to him that you are the first thing he sees every morning--even before the rising sun.

Erwin: This man is old at heart and very stoic, so of course his nickname for you would be a classic. He goes through a period of trial and error before settling on my light. He has his share of dark days, but you're always there to comfort him--a light leading him out of this path of darkness.

Kofi

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ackermelon · 2 years

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AOT characters as university students/teachers in a modern au:

I will not go into too much detail for all of them, and I might just give them an area of study rather than a specific major.

Characters mentioned: Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Marco, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Historia, Berthold, Reiner, Zeke, Levi, Erwin, Hange, Moblit, Miche.

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The students:

Armin: He would major in history/philosophy. He doesn't strike me as someone who'd go for any of the sciences, though he would do his own research during his free time. Out of curiosity. He would be a very clever and very quiet student, but would have a very strong presence. He would think he goes about his days unseen, but trust me, he is very much seen. Everyone knows him, everyone wants to be him. Even after he graduates, the people would hear about the legend of Armin Arlert, the man who once walked through the same corridors as them. I also think he'd be in a photography club. He would have a vintage camera gifted to him by his grandpa for sure. He wanted to dorm with Eren but the latter decided not to live on campus.

Marco: Psychology major - I'm not sure why, but it works in my head. Probably aiming to be a clinical psychologist or a teacher. So maybe education as well? He strikes me as a kindergarten teacher sometimes because he is so soft-spoken. He would be the captain of his university's student council and he would own it. Everyone loves and respects him. I'm also certain he would have a scholarship and he would make sure to study hard enough to maintain that. Since he is the captain, I'd assume the professors would rely on him (a little too much) to help organise events and activities. And yet, he'd somehow be able to juggle all those responsibilities while maintaining a social life. Legend. Would dorm with Jean and Connie, later joined by Armin, in one of those bigger apartment dorms.

Eren: Business major. I truly believe the Jaegers are loaded and live in a mansion in the middle of the city, and so Eren decides to go for an easier degree. I can also only see him in the business field/industry so. I also think he only went to university because of Mikasa and because Grisha wanted him to 'work for his future' (we all know he'll find Eren a job himself anyway). He originally wanted to dorm with Armin but his parents insisted he doesn't live on campus since they have a fucking three-story mansion across the street from the university. Anyway. Eren would be a chill student, studying just enough to pass, but not doing much else. I think that him and Jean might have a class or two in common, and so he would try a bit harder in those in order to compete with him.

Connie: At first, I thought music because I have a vivid image of Connie playing the drums in a modern AU. However, I think he might take music as a minor degree then drop it because he'd much prefer to practice it in his own time. So, IT major. Big brain Connie would be out there coding, hacking, and game developing. He'd probably hack the government just for fun. He would also have his own stream. At first, everyone would think Connie is failing because they never see him study, but the man gets 90s in all his classes. He would also disappear for a couple days then return out of nowhere with a new tattoo and a stack of bills as if nothing had happened. And no one dares to question it. Him and Jean probably share a room, and Connie's side would be a stark contrast from Jean's. Let's just say I truly believe he'd have his porn stash on display.

Jean: Law major, and I will fight for this headcanon until the day I die. Criminal Law to be exact, because Jean would be an activist, and would want to help people get justice anyway he can. Jean would look like a cocky, stuck-up jock, but he would have a secret soft side that he only shows his friends at first. He would still get bitches though. Despite all that, he would be a straight A student with a strict routine - asleep by 11 on most nights, always on time for his classes, plays soccer to remain active, talks to his mum after every meal, etc. I just know he would do lots of volunteer work too. I think after a while during his first year, he would drop the annoying cocky persona and would just be himself. I also think his hair would be in its awkward phase during his first year, and I'm blushing over the image in my head.

Sasha: I was thinking nutrition, but is that too cliche since yk... Sasha and food... But I do think it works. I can imagine Sasha being so passionate about learning to enjoy good food while still remaining healthy. Especially since Niccolo (<3) would obviously go to a culinary school, they would bond over their shared love and knowledge of food. She would be an average student, and her filthy rich parents would help pay for tutors. She would be a very active person, possibly on the university's volleyball or basketball team. Everyone loves her. She doesn't know too many people though, mainly Jean, Connie and Mikasa. She tends to forget the other's names and greets them with "nice to meet you" every time they go out.

Mikasa: Physiotherapy! I think Mikasa would have the physique for it and would be in the medical field somehow. I do think she'd specialise in sport rehabilitation though. Also, she would do track in university, partly because modern AU her reminds me of Shimizu Kiyoko but anyway. Mikasa wouldn't study as hard as Armin and Marco, but she would be exceptional at school. I also think Armin would have asked her to model for his photography club at least once because fucking look at her. She's roommates with Sasha but she's rarely ever in her dorm other than during the night. She's usually always with Eren unless she has classes. They'd go on lunch dates quite often. EreMika thrives in this au.

Bertholdt: Nursing major! It's either that or engineering. For nursing, I can just imagine tall, lanky Bertholdt carrying a first aid kit in his bag at all times. He would genuinely want to help people out, and he would work so hard to get good marks. As for engineering, he just seems like someone who's good at maths and physics. That's my only explanation tbh. Bertholdt would probably play volleyball in university, as he would be a little too awkward and lanky for basketball. He'd be a monster middle blocker, let me tell you that. He would dorm with Reiner because they went to high school together. Some might say this man gets no bitches, but I truly believe he fucked his school nurse before he graduated from high school. Use that information however you wish, I rest my case.

Reiner: The only thing I could think of was that he is on a sports scholarship - maybe for Rugby or Hockey? Then I thought, how good would it be to see mommy milkers bouncing on top of a building, and so I now think he'd do civil engineering. Although he'd be a danger to everyone if he were on a construction site... those mommy milkers bro. Anyway. I think he'd focus more on sport than on his marks, but he wouldn't fail. He'd be a very average student. He'd also be a hoe, getting his cheeks clapped left and right. I'd say he would make women uncomfortable just because of his resting bitch face, but the man would get some stares because... mommy milkers.

Historia: Drama major. She would hang around Ymir mostly, and yet men would still try to approach her... embarrassing bruv can you not see the homosexuality floating in the air. She would definitely be a social media influencer and whatnot. I think she would be a genuinely nice person, but people would tend to avoid her because her parents are politicians and she looks like Regina George - just a basic, preppy, rich blonde. I don't think she would live on campus tbh (maybe because she's rich?? idk). I also believe that she wouldn't care that much about university because she does have her influencer career and she's also filthy rich, but she'd still try.

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And now the teachers:

Erwin: Definitely teaches history or/and philosophy. The man no doubt has studied more than one major and has multiple PhD's. He would be a strict teacher, and a very difficult marker as well. I'd say he fails a lot of his students, but everyone still takes his class because he is a God of a teacher. His name is probably everywhere, and he conducts successful researches all the time. I bet it would be mesmerising to see him teach. However, Erwin in class is different from Erwin outside of class. I bet he takes his graduates out for dinner and drinks after exams, and makes sure they understand what they did wrong in exams so they can do better next time. He gets so passionate while explaining his favourite theories in class and while telling his students about the past and how it shaped our present. And boy. Fuck Eldia and Marley, the students are never interested in the class, they are interested in Erwin Smith. Only Erwin Smith.

Zeke: I think he'd be a student-teacher. Zeke really gives me philosophy major vibes, however, I also see him walking around with rolled up blueprints - architecture major. He'd be doing his PhD while teaching undergraduates. I think he'd work a lot with Erwin as they'd work in the same field. I think he might have originally wanted to go to med school but opted not to because he only going to please Grisha. I'm leaning more towards philosophy student Zeke just because I know he'd have the best theories, and he'd work alongside Erwin to research them. I think he would be envious of him to some degree, but his admiration towards Erwin would be far greater. He would idolise the man. He would want to be him. That might also be because he's had a crush on the university's coordinator ever since his first year as an undergraduate, but no one needs to know (everyone knows).

Levi: I don't think Levi would be a teacher, but more of a coordinator for the university. He'd work in administration basically. He would make sure that everything is going according to plan, and students would come to him if they had any problems with their schedule (or anything really, just to catch a glimpse of this fine man). He would be stoic and serious in nature, and he wouldn't smile as often as he should, but he is quite kind to most people despite his intimidating exterior. He tends to go off at the people working under him if they were to slack off for no good reason. Students would love to gather around to hear the most vulgar words come out of his soft, plush lips whenever that happened. Mesmerising. He would be especially close to a Mr. Erwin Smith, and they always have a special segment in the university's newsletter dedicated to them. It is a serious matter, as Mr. Ackerman is only ever seen smiling when a certain tall, blonde professor is around (hint: it's NOT Zeke).

Hange: Science! Specifically Biology (maybe even Chemistry!)- maybe anatomy and histology to be even more specific?? Hange would always be excited about their 8AM classes, and you will never catch them sitting down in class. They will be running around, making sure everyone understands how amazing human evolution is, slapping the students awake because how cool is it that we have a tailbone but no tail???? Everyone loves Hange's class, and their students tend to score well on their exams because of that. Hange would also have a strict side, though. I'm not sure what would trigger it tbh. But it's there. Also, they would definitely hint at the Levi-Erwin theory but never confirm nor deny anything. Nothing so far has made them budge, and they have not offered a single piece of information. Finally, I think Hange would coach the volleyball team for some reason. They'd be amazing moral support during games.

Moblit: In love with Hange. I mean, English major! Somehow, he makes analysing dead people's writings seem interesting. I'm convinced everyone is in love with this man and that's the only reason they'd take his class (unless it was needed for their degree blah blah). He would be so passionate about his literature, and would have written at least one romance novel in his life - maybe even a couple Eruri fanfics. Anyway. He'd volunteer to be the assistant coach for the volleyball team, for the sake of the students of course. Of course. He'd claim that he'd do it only to calm Hange down when they go batshit crazy about how Bertholdt blocked that spike without even moving an inch. The students would know he is the weakest link and would often corner him and demand answers about Eruri. Especially after finding out erwinxlevi4eva on Wattpad is actually none other than him.

Miche: Sports science! I actually don't have much about Miche in mind because every time I think about him, I get distracted by his big muscles and awooga wooga. Anyhow, I can only imagine Miche as a sports instructer and/or personal trainer. His class would be full. Everyone wants to see Miche's muscles in action. And I mean everyone: girls, boys, theys and thems, janitors, professors, Donald Trump, the pope - everyone. I think he'd be the university's swimming team coach, and when I tell you the whole university would watch every single practice session. Every. single. one. Moving on. Miche would be a very strict teacher, and people would fear him even outside of class. However, he would be quite flirty with the teachers and staff. I can imagine one of the students finding him on a dating app too. Unlucky (for him).

I don't know if you can tell, but I am on break rn and I have way too much time on my hands. I'm also obsessed with this modern AU. It's not exactly canon-compliant regarding the modern AU Isayama officially made, but let my imagination roam free okay??? I'm really happy I was able to write about this many characters. Pls like/rb and follow for more!

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