Cookiefate for April 7th: "Punctuality is the expression of commitment."

Don't come off thirsty, sleep in late today. Keep them guessing.

I want to lick your version of Buggy from head to fucking toe

Like fr. I'd let that man choke me out with those fucking arms and I'd thank him in the afterlife and ask him to do it again.

I am feral for your version of him. I want him to rip my throat open with those fucking fangs you gave him. ONG.

Show yourself, you freak.

He is both incredibly thirsty and desperate but is somehow oblivious of it lmao

See? Desperate.

I don't know where to look first 🥵🥵

Definitely worthy of a Thirsty Thursday

Just like this weekend, when Asian trolls spammed nonstop under Sherlock, now they're spamming nonstop under Wanda. It's Team Z and their Chinese backer's favorite to use since it's Ben's mom's name and they do use it as another threat. I will also remind everyone that Elizabeth Olsen is and was aware of all of this and worked with Team Z to attempt to hijack Benedict's Doctor Strange film from under him. There were many examples over the Summer of her working with the trolls to promote herself, and it was seamless. They'd call her Mother. She said she loved it. Even before the film was released, they bragged nonstop on how much 'slaying' Wanda was going to do, glorifying in the violence, which turned out to be true, as though they already knew the script. Olsen's character was criticized, she declared she stood by Wanda no matter what she did, the trolls immediately parroted this and started attacking Disney and the writers for messing up her character. Olsen also seemed to complain about being held back from making other films, the trolls declared her too good for Marvel. On no less than 3 separate occasions when Marvel was doing general promo or at a Con, to promote other projects, where Olsen was not scheduled to appear, the actress nonetheless dropped 2 papwalks and an Instagram video to self-promote (like she really needed any fucking more) which the trolls foreshadowed. D23 is a perfect example. The trolls spread a rumor there was a Scarlet Witch solo script. The day of D23, Olsen drops a pap walk where she's clutching a stack of papers the trolls immediately declared to be the script. And on and on. There's been deepfake porn, comparing her to every character, pitting her strength against every character, rendering her and every MCU persona to mere video game avatars. It's been a nightmare witnessing this level of thirst and because of Musk taking away tools to report spam, Matthew Siskin and Hoonter are back at it.

I just read one of the best Graves smuts I've ever read, no fuck that, one of the best smuts I've ever read that hit every spot and idk what to do with myself. I'm gonna go replay mw2 so he can chase me with a tank.

Concept: Jaime having a lot of left over adrenaline from a fight so he fucks the reader up against the nearest wall

post-fight. - jaime reyes x reader (nsfw warning!)

it happens more often than Jaime admits, but less often than you complain to him about it for.

Jaime has you pressed against the back of the wall in some run-down alleyway, only half of his suit deactivated as he's rutting into you desperately, the sweat and blood still on the back of his armor, his sweat running down his sides as you cling onto his biceps for life, exhausted panting and whimpers slipping past your lips as you stare at him disappear into you with a lewd squelch each time.

"I'm sorry." He whimpers into your ear. "You just— looked so good, mi vida, I just—"

You moan as he presses his lips to yours, desperate to muffle the moans coming out of your mouth, yet wanting to keep listening to them. Maybe swallowing them would work.

It doesn't, but Jaime does get the reward of you biting his bottom lip as he feels you spasm around him, your orgasm ripping through your body as you gush around him, and Jaime only speeds up to chase after his own high, pulling from your lips to tell you how pretty you were, whimpering and moaning quietly over you, eyes raking your body to see how dazzling you were when covered in a layer of sheen from the sweat.

and when he feels his own orgasm rip through him, chest pressed to yours as he gasps into your ear, he makes sure to clean you up, tongue pressed to your you, drunk on the taste of you and him mixed together, hums from his chest shooting up your spine and causing your fingers to fly to his hair, whimpering.

and when he finishes, his suit finally comes off completely as he holds you in his arms, mumbling into your ear about how good you were for him, how he was sorry for taking the adrenaline out on you again, pressing you to his chest as he lets you fall limp in his hold and get some well-deserved rest, he presses a kiss to your forehead and takes care of the rest. After all, it's the least he can do for you.

reblogs are appreciated ( •́ω<;)✧

I’M A WHORE FOR HE/THEY/IT MOANS AND PROUD TO BE ONE

Thirst/comfort???? How about Luci about to have sex with reader (their first time) and they cant at all relax? They're really tense and shaky because they know its gonna hurt. (Luci comforting reader during the whole thing? i dont know if this counts as a thirst)

-🍊Oranchi🍊

18+ nsfw headcanon // minors do not interact

Omg 😩💕!!!

Lucifer is a caretaker at heart and that extends to the bedroom. Depending on what u want huehue 😏

He knows if it's done right, it shouldn't be that painful. Of course he knows everyone is different but he assures you that he will try to make it the least painful as possible, 'slow and steady' is how it'll be done he tells you when he sees how nervous you are.

He would be so soft and sweet, he loves you and he wouldn't do anything to harm you. He would check in on you frequently through out the whole session. He'd be so gentle, praising you when he can.

"Look at how well you're taking my fingers already."

He'd press soft tender kisses to your face and neck as his warm lubed up fingers gently finger fuck you. He'd murmur a small "we can stop anytime you're uncomfortable my little lamb."

He will make sure you're as comfortable as you can be. After all, and perhaps there's some selfishness here, it'd hurt his pride if you didn't enjoy your first time with him.

"Mm...doing so good. The tip is already in, how are you feeling?" He asks and presses a sweet kiss to your forehead.

"Oh my little lamb wants more? Very well then." ⬦

also someone requested a virgin mc version of this back in june and I've been sitting on it ever since. perhaps I should continue to work on it?🫣

Lucifers part is actually done and idk if I wanna release that by itself or not in case I don't actually finish it... Decisions of an amateur writer. 😔

Aaaand Colin falls in love in 3, 2, 1

Thirsty Thursdays 💦

With the terrible weather, all I want to do is just stay in and bake something. 🥵🥵

I mean this with complete love and affection: Whore 🥵🔥

give the poor guy his soda damnit~🎃