Prompt 265

You know what would be a really fun thing? 

The Ennead, nine beings merged into giant Duck-You dragon, have ended up in a different world. How? Good question! Portal incident? Reality bending? Quirk incident? Wait, what’s a quirk? Hm. Not important surely. 

Because they might have gotten used to the fact that they, despite being a giant hydra that towers over skyscrapers, weren’t exactly noticed in their world. They lived in a city yeah, but Amity was used to their presence, y’know? And it was pretty out of the way of other cities too. 

This world? 

That Weird Thing in the Sky had been making people call heroes and authorities even before a Giant Beast ended up falling through. A giant kaiju-esque creature who flew around several cities before disappearing. 

And then it reappeared! And disappeared- and it’s back again! Someone call the heroes- no not those ones, the ones that you call when you don’t know what’s happening. Someone call the Smart ones! The ones you would get together if it was the End of the World scenario! Yes, those ones! 

People need Answers, people are panicking, what the fuck is this thing, huh? 

….

A dragon. That thing is not a Dragon! They have dragon-themed heroes! That thing is horrifying and could crush a city if it landed! Someone call the even Smarter heroes! Wait, wait not that one- 

Medic: *teaching Archimedes a trick with bird seed*

Perfect!

*pets under his chin*

Who’s mein good boy?

Scout, Sniper & Heavy:

*simultaneously look up from their reading material* …

This was a horrible idea LOLL (voice reveal ig???)

I am takin constructive criticism at this time

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am i the only one who sensed some jilted lover vibes from jensen? 

I feel like polyamorous people are the peak spice girls because. If u wanna be their lover..

*U gotta get with their friends*

How Am I Supposed To Ignore This!?!?!??!

My father and my mother in law’s partner built a fire in the fireplace today and burned the homeowner’s flooring samples as kindling 😭😭😭 is Christmas over yet?! 🤣 I need some icy cock stat.

*thinks sexy Bi-Han thoughts, thinks sexy Bi-Han thoughts*

For real though that’s what getting me through this holiday extravaganza. Thoughts of my adorable polycule, my Mother hasn’t said a word to me about being fat like she promised she wouldn’t but has literally commented about every single celebrity that is or isn’t overweight. She must have brought up keto gummies 50 times because Kelly Clarkson supposedly took them and slimmed down a ton. Like I get it, I get the hint but fuck you I’m happy with my huge tids and ass. I’m fucking gorgeous. None of my partners tell me to slim down, Bi-Han loves my huge tids, Syzoth my ass and Sareena every bit of me. That’s the important thing and even in the real world my partner and the guy I’m dating love it! So I’m not a skeleton like my Mother is, I’m a G cup she’s an A like we’re built totally differently!

Can I get some love from my thicc lovelies? BODY POSITIVITY

i just want partners and I just want to make them happy, is that really too much?

Wait what do you MEAN I have to write it if I want to read it. Halsin edition. https://archiveofourown.org/works/52435213/chapters/132649180#workskin

Does anyone else keep random or funny looking photos of them on their devices…? Tell me it’s not just me

Idk man

:0 henry lyra hates eachother sm i wanna put them in a poly w mc fr 🥰 can u tell us what r they like when they have to interact w eachother when mc is around and when they dont?

YOUR MIND lowkey entertaining this idea <3

Lyra + Henry act...civil when Buttercup is around. It's tense + chilly + clearly awkward, but they put up with each other for Buttercup's sake. Think of the Castlevania scene of 'we're not children' 'eat shit + die' hehe

It's very rare for Lyra + Henry to be alone together but there has been one instance. Henry had a hard time explaining the scratch marks on his cheek (he chalked it up to a tree branch whacking him in the face). Lyra claimed her bruised throat was from a hook up gone wrong (which isn't entirely untrue...).

I’ll be honest.

I fucking love writing domestic as fuck tooth rotting fluff. My heart can’t handle it.

Hope things work out in life/plane fixing career to where I can attend the ngpa hangout again in February. It'd be cool to run into other ace aviators there 👉👈