Some spirit tracks stuff with WW sprinkled on top. I am so normal about them

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

i think about this tweet Every Time i see people scared to write women with flaws bc they think it'll come off as sexist. cannot believe this is nearly a decade old. Ahead Of Its Time.....

high school teacher voice hello neurodivergent openly queer kid everyone sees as weird. you need to select a partner for this group pr- what do you mean everyone partnered up already? what do you mean youre the only one left without a partner? well i guess i have no choice but to force you to walk up to a random set of friends and join their group while they ignore you for the entire class again

I don't see people gas up gnc and butch transfems nearly enough, can we get a fuckin round of applause for gnc and butch transfems

"Dyke March 1994" by Morgan Gwenwald

source: The Wild Good: Lesbian Photographs & Writings on Love, edited by Beatrix Gates

"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

Polycule except one of them isn't dating anyone they're just there

potato ingot (hash brown)

I love the act of passing around a sub.

Like breaking bread, a few friends breaking in a slut together. Standing in the kitchen, facefucking a girl. Pull her hair and push her head onto the next cock. I’m hard, who needs her next? No competition, no rush. Everybody gets a turn in her throat.

Once she’s got us all worked up, we can walk her into the living room. On all fours, of course. Talk about how good her ass and pussy look, sticking up into the air like that. Which hole are you going to cum in? We don’t need to choose.

Push her face into the couch, push your cock into her pussy. Grab her hips and fuck her rough. That’s what she’s for. Don’t want to cum yet? Roll her over and spread her legs. Her cunt’s free, who’s next? My turn. Your turn. I’ll be quick. Pour a drink, laugh at her dumb moans.

Cum on her face for the first round. We’ll do sloppy seconds later. Get me hard again, you can suck dick and get fucked at the same time. I’m next. Bring her over here. Sit on my cock, whore. We bounce her up and down, back and forth. Everybody can see her, touch her, hear her, fuck her.

Pick her up, carry her on your shoulder. Spread her thighs. Anybody can smack her ass, shove some fingers in her holes. Who’s going to fuck her next? Doesn’t matter, everyone gets their turn. Put her down there. Spread your ass, slut. You guys should try this hole, it feels good. Push her bum over to your friend. Fuck, that is good. Everybody should try it. Push her to the next guy.

I’m sick of waiting. Her pussy’s free. Her pussy’s tight. Everybody gets a turn, we can take turns at the same time. She’s whining too much, somebody shove their cock in there. I cum inside. I’m done with her. Toss her aside, somebody else will use her. Go ahead, I’ll take a break. She doesn’t get a break.

She did good, didn’t use the safeword once. I’m impressed. How about another round? Why not? You can go first. She’s not going anywhere.

East Asian fanartists are starting to migrate back to Tumblr because Twitter is insane, toxic, and dying, and what we're NOT going to do is let the fucking exclusionists get them, do you hear me? We are not going to let a bunch of feral idiots try to apply the most myopic version of puritanism to foreign artists we're not we're not we're not. Form an armed brigade if you have to, do you hear me. We're not going to bully the artists who may or may not even speak English because we have our precious standards of moral purity. If we see art that makes us uncomfy we're going to block the artist and tumblr savior their name so we don't have to see them again AND WE'RE GONNA MOVE THE FUCK ON.

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Gael: Enchanted with anti-inflammatory properties 👍✨

Art by yc24720223 on Twitter

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

Ones hands can tell the story of how they’ve lived… and how far they have come.

I’m a sucker for Good Dad Splinter ever since I watched TMNT ‘03. That rat was gifted sapience and his immediate instinct was kindness. I love that for him.

Rise Splinter lived a rollercoaster of a life, but as a Hollywood star he remembered the names of all his stunt guys and coworkers, and as a prisoner he cared for the rat that shared his cell. His sons are very close and physically affectionate, I think that says something about how he cares? That’s just how I like to headcanon him :)

It’s interesting to explore the idea that a seemingly monstrous transformation is what pushed him to be a kinder human