*bursts from the ground in a cold sweat sputtering and shaking*
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butches... wrow.... im so butch4butch i can't stop dreaming of kissing them in the woods by a campfire after fishing all day for fun
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i'm sorry the firefighters What
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monnie help Tumblr keeps giving me furry feet ads and I'm scared
what
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There has been readings that cult of 4 is gaining more followers.
WHAT.
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They really had Elizabeth from the 2003 movie be the daughter of a Caretaker, huh?
WHAT
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Look, his resturant is way far from civilization, just move the tower man, and second, all u need to know that the thiunder? yeah, it carried 5 people from differnt universes to here, also, arn't u gonna adreess the prob of why people call u daddy
Pizzahead: “They do what now?”
He shook his head and sighed
Pizzahead: “Look, I can see you mean well. But I doubt you actually care. As for… him… and the tower, I can’t do that! It’d be easy to just rebuild it where it was!”
He looked up at the sky
Pizzahead: “Maybe I should just quit while I’m ahead…”
Suddenly, a bright flash appeared in the sky, sending three figures crashing down to the ground, landing a short distance away from him. Pizzahead rushed over to investigate. As soon as he saw them, his grin returned
Pizzahead: “Oh, we’re going to work well together…”
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tumblr retweeted dream blob pride fanart
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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