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You ever see some posts that low key imply a character is going to die, so you just try to ignore it. You’re early in the show, some people kill off characters in fan works just because that character almost died and not because they actually died, died. But the amount of content of them being dead is still concerning and now you’re later into the show and you still haven’t even seen anything about this supposed death. As a matter a fact this show has kind of shown it doesn’t make sense for anyone to permanently die. But you haven’t forgotten all those posts you saw about them being dead. So one day out of pure morbidity curiosity you cave and just look it up. And it turns out they do die in the next couple episodes you were going to watch soon. And instead of this actually being a relief as now you actually have an answer you’re just kind of pissed off because WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY KILLED MY FAVORITE CHARACTER?!?
But yeah anyways that ever happen to you? Because that certainly didn’t just happen to me. No sir.
#it’s called being in denial#I’m literally so upset right now tho#i looked up why they killed him and it was just to make room for new characters#WHAT KIND OF BS ANSWER IS THAT?!? YOU KILL MY BOY FOR FUCKERS WHO ARENT EVEN REAL????#I’m not actually going to cry but I am considering it#my main man’s deserves better than this#they could have just sidelined him#i honestly would have perfered that#these fucking transformer shows#beast wars#why you do this to me?#to murder my boy? my#dinobot#i loved him and now he’s dead#but like not even yet because I’m maybe 3 episodes away from his death episodes WHICH MAKES THIS WORSE NGL#ueueueue#my beloved#beast wars spoilers#transformers#I feel like I’ve done this before but I can’t remember with what#it was definitely an anime though#does this count as a rant post?#should I tag it as such#so sorry to my mutual who I’m watching this show with. i did warn them to at the very least not read the tags so if this is how they learn#that’s on them#technically I said just to ignore the post but especially the tags
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Osmosis jones doodles that I’ve been hoarding for literal years for no reason
#FINALLY. ICON APPEARANCE#my art#osmosis jones#legitimately since like 2021 or something#osmosis jones thrax#thrax#drix#drixenol#silly movie. silly guys#AND SILLY SHOW#no exaggeration when he like. transformed into the germ disguise I gasped out loud. never seen him like that in my life. anyways#doodles#fanart#I lied the reason I held these doodles off was because I really wanted to draw the show characters and never got around to it#wanted to keep 'em in the same post but after a few rewatches I was like#fuck there's too many characters I want to draw. maybe they deserve their own post#anyways!
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I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.
Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.
In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-
And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.
It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!
Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.
Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.
#tarn idw#tarn#starscream#starscream idw#tarn mtmte#tf mtmte#transformers#crack#sif speaks#everyone who follows me for other stuff can ignore this#we were just talking about transformers in the drblr discord the other day#and it got me thinking about how funny this would be#also I know it was more fitting for megatron to kill tarn and everything#but it would've been really really funny in this au#if starscream showed up at the necroplanet for some reason#and tarn just fucking booked it out of there#literally NOBODY knows why he's so scared of starscream#meanwhile starscream was entirely there to be a bitch about something#and he's equally confused#idk I just think it'd be really really funny
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“It brings me no joy to say this to you, but I warned you…”
#war happened#guess who diiiiiied#mtmte#transformers#maccadams#tf#tfe nightshade#tfe tarantulas#tfe#earthspark spoilers#tf earthspark#this was meant to be a sketch#you can see where I gave up#cough the spider legs cough#I will draw the spider boi again HES TOO DETAILED HOLY FUCK#and he’s all BULK a#and he slouches??#ugh so hard to draw#angst#this shows too happy#my doodle got out of hand#I’m also 100% convinced that Tarantulas has optics under his visor ala that one shot of Chromedome from the comic#you know which one I mean#I’m also 100% convinced Tarantulas is lying about SOMETHING#my tfe art
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Reasons to ship every single version of MegOP
since Very Dumb Discourse™ exists about whether or not certain versions of this ship are valid, this is going to be THE most positive post about all versions of MegOP. refer back to this post for reasons to ship your favorite version of MegOP if anyone gets weird about it with you. now let us begin!!
G1: goofy '80s faction dads fighting each other in a denny's parking lot every week LET'S GOOO, that shit is fun as fuck. orion pax also totally had a celeb crush on megatron before megatron ruined that and shot him and his pals 😔 and there's a lot of angst you can add with megatron becoming galvatron and optimus coming back to life to see how much he's changed!
BW: it's the sheer fucking comedy gold factor of a newly minted college graduate and a terrorist dinosaur IMMEDIATELY singling each other out on a prehistoric rock and deciding to call their daily gang slap-fights the BEAST WARS, what iconic drama queens LMAOOOO. also, megatron made his final body in BM look like optimal optimus SPECIFICALLY to fuck with him, and that's just...incredible
UT: the fact that megatron CANONICALLY acted like a grieving widower over optimus after he died in armada is. amazing. never forget their absolutely insane obsession with each other that they can never EVER give up on played a direct part in unicron nearly ending the world <3
Bayverse: this is the one continuity of all fucking things that gave us the lore about megatron being prime's lord high protector. absolute galaxy brain writing from the tie-in comics. also these two would ABSOLUTELY have the messiest, nastiest, most brutal hate sex imaginable, and that's beautiful. <3
Animated: optimus being a rookie washout underdog and megatron being a super scary much older warlord is a really interesting and underrated fresh take on their dynamic! lots of fun to be had with exploring what their relationship would be like after megatron finally acknowledged him as his archnemesis, lol. also...age AND size difference ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Prime: do i even need to say anything, i'm pretty sure that one flashback still of orion and megatronus being friends is responsible for birthing a million shippers for this pairing alone LMAOOOO. the bitter ex-boyfriends energy was TRULY off the charts in this show, it's a damn shame megatron never appeared in RID15
Cyberverse: same bitter ex-boyfriends energy but this time with dates at maccadams. megatron also dies encouraging optimus to beat the unhinged alternate dimension megs AAHH THE ANGST
IDW1: they're both depressed gay war criminals in this one who CONSTANTLY live in each other's heads rent-free and that's amazing, lmfao. also, megatron becoming an autobot means this is one of the VERY FEW continuities where it's not nigh impossible to figure out a way to give these two a happy ending together in fanon
IDW2: space date space date SPACE DATE. they were falling together and everything. megatron also LITERALLY tells optimus to open himself to him...to give him the matrix...yeah megs my dude i'm sure that's the ONLY thing you wanted from optimus "opening" himself. toootally positive, lol
G1 Marvel: megatron was SUPER fucking pissed and weird as shit about the time optimus died over a video game. it counts
Dreamwave: their first fight had megatron urging optimus to join him AND they disappeared together in a space bridge explosion once which is like, a fanfic-esque setup for them to be alone. also i'm pretty sure this is the continuity where optimus accidentally gave megatron a lobotomy, so...uh...potential for angst is to be had
SG: mirror universe!! evil crazy villain optimus with noble goody-goody hero megatron has so much potential for absolute chaos. bonus if you also bring in the normal versions somehow through multiverse shenanigans <3
KP: the only way this version of prime can redeem himself from the creepy underage human girl bullshit is if he gets a good hard dicking from megatron. next
Prime Wars: huge "ex-husbands go on a road trip with their disgruntled daughter" energy here. megatron also LITERALLY says "oh optimus, if only you could see me now" <3
Earthspark: again...need i say why? they're pals and working together from the get-go, what's not to ship??
Skybound: optimus literally wears megatron's arm. truly beautiful <3
TF One: it's not out yet but give it time. the entire movie is going to be about orion and d-16 being madly in love and tragically breaking up, baby!!
#if you're wondering why i didn't include the wfc trilogy it's because those shows fucking suck and i hate them LMAO#transformers#maccadams#megop#edited after the fact to include the new comics lol
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I will have to say Knock Out, as atrociously horny as he is, has been outdone by Bravern in that area.
Where Knock Out says "You're reeeeeal heavy duty >:)" Bravern says with his entire soul "NICE COCK!" while blasting his own theme music and where Knock Out says "The thought of you fleshies...INTERFACING *audible horror*" Bravern is like "HUMANS GOT MY HYDRAULICS PUMPIN! HAVE THIS FANFICTION I WROTE ABOUT THIS GUY! READIN IT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! S E X!"
#I thought this show was gonna be “two guys looked at each other of course the internet called it gay” but no#The robot does indeed want to fuck that guy#transformers prime#bang brave bang bravern#bravern#tfp knock out#mecha
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I miss yuchea so...look at my beautiful boy
#doodz#twst#twisted wonderland#malleyuu#<i guess#i miss him sm i dreamt someone made a malleyuchea animation 🥹#i just love showing him off i love them so much#repost*#thank u for looking at my lovely boy again. so i wanna yap a bit☺#yuchea is exactly a yuu. they arrived 2 years earliee rhan the game event. when i said the ob got them fucked up. its their own overblot#a lot went on with them before the actual yuu arrived but by then yuchea have transformed ramshackle quite a bit! by a bit i mean a lot#yeah :) my lovely little lad#Not exactly a yuu* typo kms
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#hasbro#who on your staff ships these two#this is way to fucking specific for it to happen twice across TWO SEPARATE SHOWS#bumblebee#grimlock#grimbee#cyberverse#transformers#rid2015
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they are doing some spy vs spy shit to eachother
#my art#autobot jazz#soundwave#transformers#you can tell that i havent drawn soundwave in a while lol#jazz took me like 3 minutes and soundwave took forever#anyways no hate to people who ship them i do think theyd respect eachother a lot#but i think its so fucking funny when soundwave is like 'MAN FUCK THAT GUY HE KEEPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE AND EATING MY KIDS FRUIT GUMMIES#meanwhile jazz is like 'hey man. whats up. nice pick w the scooby doo ones those are great'#I FORGOT TO DRAW A SINGLE LINE TO SHOW THAT JAZZ IS RESTING ON A COUNTER. whatever you didnt even notice
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Yea bitch I'm 34 and I'm hotter than anyone you know.. So you can take your transphobic jealousy somewhere else anon.
#transgender#trans#transisbeautiful#trans pride#transgirl#mtf hrt#mtf#girlslikeus#maletofemale#transformation#anons are trash#anons are pussy#show your face anon#fuck you anon#transwomen#actually trans#trans positivity#trans problems#trans community#trans mtf#mtf positivity#lgbtq positivity#transition#mtf trans#trans fem#trans is sexy#trans is beautiful#trans is okay#trans is valid#trans is not a crime
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superman after getting pissed off with captain marvel for stealing his boy scout gig
#justice league unlimited#superman#shazam#billy batson#i have no idea how old billy is supposed to be in this show but he's just a wee baby#like yeah sure supes didnt know that he was fighting an actual bairn but then he transforms into a kid right in front of him#and he just doesnt give a fuck. you know he was MADDD#respect to billy for telling them to get to fuck and leaving. got them where it hurts#anyways im about to rewatch shazam i had forgotten id even watched that film but it was years ago#dcau#beth.txt
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Optimus: Ratchet, can we triangulate the geographical position of the cellphone signal?
Ratchet: In a parallel dimensional plane???... Let's find out.
#Ratchet is everyone's uncle and I will die on this hill#I fucking love Ratchet#TFP#Transformers Prime#Ratchet#Optimus Prime#tfp optimus prime#tfp ratchet#Ratchet steals the show in EVERY show#My favorite scenes are when Ratchet shows he actually cares#'Cause he does#He's just cranky#Aren't we all?
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see the thing that gets me about the nekoma v. nohebi match is that when naoi is helping yaku on the side of the court, he tells him, "shibayama may look weak, but he's strong" to try and reassure him and yaku just goes, "i know. it's not him i'm worried about" in response
and whenever i read that i'm just like "!!!" because yaku never doubted shibayama! yaku ALWAYS believed in him, even when shibayama didn't believe in himself! yaku trusted that he would carry! what the fuck was naoi even on! why would he say that in the first place! yaku is presumably the one who spent the most time with shibayama, training him and helping him and teaching him to grow! to connect! to become part of the team! that's YAKU'S number one pupil! how could yaku not have any faith in him? how could yaku think, even for a second, that shibayama wouldn't pull through?
also, his admission that it was lev he was worried about? which, yeah, i'm pretty sure all of us already knew — if anyone was going to be a weak link, it would be the cocky overconfident first-year brat who talked hot shit without anything to show for it. (and i'm saying this as someone who loves lev a lot, mind you.)
but what worried yaku the most was that lev didn't understand 'connection'. and while yaku could more than make up for it with his own skill, it's crazy to think that lev didn't understand it while yaku, of all people, was on the court. lev didn't understand until shibayama stepped in! and that's the crazier part: yaku couldn't connect with lev, but shibayama did. yaku and lev worked fine, yeah, but that wasn't what lev needed to understand. and that's okay! sometimes all it takes is the right person with the right words, and everything falls into place. and i think that's an absolutely brilliant and incredibly lovely lesson on how connection is also about finding the different ways to make puzzle pieces fit instead of sanding down their edges, because everyone is different and that should be something we are all understanding of!!!!
#idk there's something so poetic about yaku teaching shibayama and then shibayama teaching lev#and there's something incredibly funny about yaku going “i KNOW” in naoi's face. which was well-deserved#also i think this is one of the moments that really shows the maturity of the third years compared to how baby the first years are#bc like . . . you can't dismiss yaku's opinion like that#we know he's good. we know he's talented.#praise from him HAS to be high#AND ALSO!!!!#THE WHOLE REASON LEV UNDERSTOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BC SHIBAYAMA WASN'T YAKU#YAKU WASN'T THERE TO COVER HIS ASS AND LEV HAD TO STEP UP IN TURN#also “me and shibayama are like one yaku!!!” that's so fucking funny. are you a fucking transformer#anyways guys i love shibayama and i love lev and i love them together#yaku morisuke#haiba lev#shibayama yuuki#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu meta#sou says stuff
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episode 9 thoughts
fascinated that Bravern came from Lewis merging with his strider and Knuth. he is part deathdrive, but not all. can't get that off my brain
King's "dear god" caught me so off guard i laughed so much my chest still hurts
Superbia's "what" at the end did not help this situation
okay this one's not ep 9 focused but i love that the transformers fandom has adopted Bravern. he's with us now. he and rotb Mirage should hang out. he and Rodimus would be an unstoppable force of chaos
#bang brave bang bravern#bang brave bang bravern spoilers#this show man. it's so fucking funny but also gonna lose my mind#was right about lewis being bravern#but was surprised and very intrigued that knuth was involved also#(as in the making of bravern and not the time loop shenanigans that seem to be happening here)#transformers
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So the scepter here is what makes you Primus, who is in charge of all of the magic world basically... and is also the key to opening the coffer to the rest of the Dread magic that Jayce has been trying to get this entire time. He thought it was something he could start "a new Golden Age of Magic" with, but eventually realized it would only do more harm than good and now is out of plans as he's being torn apart from the Dread.
In the AU towards the end of the story, he and Lucy got the scepter together but he's the one that technically got it, even tho he gave it to Lucy so she could become Primus and avoid further temptation.
So during Lucy's coronation, the scepter ends up shooting across the room into his hands in the audience bc he's the actual owner. This isn't just his nerves about becoming Primus instead and is FAR, far worst unfortunately... Apocalyptically bad even! 8')
Was everything he had wanted before and now it's a literal nightmare.
(Also "Everything You Ever" from Dr. Horrible's Sing-ALong Blog is very fitting for this part whoops.)
#Daniel Spellbound#Jayce Chinda#Lucy Santana#monster transformation#Bleeding Magic AU#the scepter thing is actually a concept from the original but I changed the design of it and how it all works lol#they didn't have a coronation in the show but I'm having one lol#so I can fuck everything up I guess lol#feel bad bc everyone is dressed so nice and then the climax of the story happens lmao#at this point this really could be an original but I'm having too much fun playing with the dolls as is for now so whatever#demon#my art#you know it's bad when the guy who never cries in front of anyone starts openly sobbing in front of a crowd
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I have ideas yet no motivation to write but hear me out
Bot/con of your choise x reader
There is a bot/con stranded on Earth, alone and injured, they barely have the strength to pull themselves the safety of a cave not too far from where they crashed, animals evacuating the are as quickly as they could. They loose consiousness, thinking this'd be the last thing they see but one day, after the years have taken their toll on the bot/con, their optics finally flicker back on, light so dim the creature infront of them could barely tell the difference, and the same as them, the large alien couldn't tell what was infront of them.
The human did what they could, using whatever they had to connect or seal the cut wiring, mend the torn metal, doing what they could to stop the bleeding, cleaning away the rust, caring for this stranger the best they knew how to. It wouldn't heal the bot/con, but it'd keep them alive, that was enough for both of them
Till one day, they are found. The bot/con carried away to safety by allies who wonder how they could still live, what has been caring for their injured friend, and the human has to come back to an empty cave with no sign of their injured friend.
They couldn't move on their own, not far anyway.
So, had another human found them?
Judging by the size of the foot steps on the ground, no.
They were alone, their friend taken away to who knows where, who knows if they'd ever see one another again, who knows if they were even on the same planet.
All they had was the hope that whoever had found them could heal what the couldn't
#cons are bad sometimes but what if I showed them kindness. what if a bots first introduction to humanity was kindness. what then.#someone so small someone they could so easily kill. someone who knew nothing of their intent. someone who despite all of this chose to help.#chose to talk to them even when they couldn't respond. chose to help when they had nothing to gain. someone who chose to be kind.#I wasn't supposed to think about this but man. I am thinking about it.#a con who is reluctant to follow orders because they've seen how kind this planet can be#a bot who doesn't question when they're asked to protect the planet. they've seen what this species is cabable of#enough of “humanity is inherently cruel” fuck that we're cabable of so much kindness#transformers x reader#tfp x reader#tfa x reader#tfe x reader#transformers earthspark x reader#mtmte x reader#i did not proof read this pls don't come @ me 🙏🙏
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