If you ignore the comics and the books, what would you headcanon Theron’s childhood was like?

One step ahead of you there lol. I have never played SWTOR nor have I read any of the comics. So this is a fantastic ask.

While I have general knowledge of his past (whoops baby, Satele and Jace’s kid, etc) if I were to go based off vibes alone, I’d hc he was bullied as a child.

I also think he’d have an elaborate sticker collection and a toy lightsaber he’d play with, since I think he’d desperately want to be a Jedi, and be secretly crushed that he isn’t force sensitive. He had a bantha plush he dragged around e v e r y w h e r e for just a tad bit too long, and was obsessed with spying on his neighbors. (With the bantha plush in tow, obviously)

I think Theron was always a little awkward around his peers. He mostly fit, but not entirely which led to some mild bullying. He was pretty awkward, lanky, and I feel like he’d grow at a weird time, hitting a massive growth spurt around 13/14 which gave him some stretch marks, which he’s pretty self conscious of. Not to mention the whole nipple thing lol. I think that’s what made him get into the spy business too tbh. He always felt like people looked down on him, so he joined a career where they’d have to look up to him.

I could also see Theron being trans. Which would add a whole other dimension to his character. Maybe when he first starts to transition, kids just use it as an excuse to bully him harder. But slowly he becomes more confident in himself and his abilities, eventually becoming the idiot spy husband we all love and adore.

No tumblr poll tournament is complete without some propaganda, and with @spy-battle happening, I had to weigh in on behalf of my favourite disaster spy. Ty to @disaster-bi-shan for peer reviewing and reminding me of some of the chaos antics I forgot!

Head over and vote for this loveable space bisexual!

awkward moment-by anarmonia on DeviantArt

(The original post seems to have been tumblr-purged for some reason. Apologies for the low-res.)

You have all the weapons you need. Now fight.

eight: woof

theron: "woof?"

eight: ... grown ass man

theron: EXCUSE ME?

and a little theron to round out the thursday

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positive Koth Vortena trait was to have a nice chat with him in kotfe ch9 while Lana and Theron discuss about recuiting Kai Zykken.

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bombshell (2019) dir. jay roach

watched: 01/07/2023

my rating: 7/10

#77 movie watched in 2023

"A group of women take on Fox News head Roger Ailes and the toxic atmosphere he presided over at the network." via. IMDb

I love Lana so much because she’s like. Yes I am a Sith, yes I am Neutral Evil, but I am so polite and I just want to be helpful 🥺 and everyone she interacts with is like If Anything Happened To Lana I Would Kill Everyone In This Room And Then Myself

Oh, YAY, one post with no image and not even any swearing that tumblr decided was “mature” and now my whole blog is flagged 🙄

if i had a nickel for every time i see a ‘when can i kill theron’ on r/swtor i’d have a lot of money by now

i think it bothers some people that theron shan is basically the hero of another story that we’re not entirely privy to or playing. they view him as competition but claim it’s because they find him annoying. theron’s a great, decently written character with a pretty strong storyline (up until post-nathema). i feel defensive for my boy.