Yes. Yes he is.

Theron shuffling around his house in a red bathrobe and a pair of old man slippers, datapad tucked under his arm, looking absolutely wrecked and disheveled as hell.

Theron shuffling around his house in a red bathrobe and a pair of old man slippers, datapad tucked under his arm, looking absolutely wrecked and disheveled as hell.

Theron’s afraid of bugs now because I said so.

Theron may have been born a piranha but he has the spirit of a leopard gecko.

Theron trying to bake cookies and accidentally setting the house on fire.

Theron eating one of those chocolate pudding cups and spilling half of it on his shirt somehow.

I think Theron would be allergic to peanuts.

Theron would slay with tattoos.

Lana’s handwriting is times new roman 12 pt. font and Theron’s is comic sans

@firebird-legacy … yeah. Yeah. I can 100% see this.

In a modern high school AU, I think Theron would work after school as a depressed lifeguard.

In a modern high school AU, I think Theron would work after school as a depressed lifeguard.

Theron seems like the kind of dweeb who would play the clarinet.

Theron trying to eat a hotdog, except the hotdog just slides out of the bun as he’s about to take a bite, and he’s just left with disappointment and a bun full of mustard.

If you ignore the comics and the books, what would you headcanon Theron’s childhood was like?

One step ahead of you there lol. I have never played SWTOR nor have I read any of the comics. So this is a fantastic ask.

While I have general knowledge of his past (whoops baby, Satele and Jace’s kid, etc) if I were to go based off vibes alone, I’d hc he was bullied as a child.

I also think he’d have an elaborate sticker collection and a toy lightsaber he’d play with, since I think he’d desperately want to be a Jedi, and be secretly crushed that he isn’t force sensitive. He had a bantha plush he dragged around e v e r y w h e r e for just a tad bit too long, and was obsessed with spying on his neighbors. (With the bantha plush in tow, obviously)

I think Theron was always a little awkward around his peers. He mostly fit, but not entirely which led to some mild bullying. He was pretty awkward, lanky, and I feel like he’d grow at a weird time, hitting a massive growth spurt around 13/14 which gave him some stretch marks, which he’s pretty self conscious of. Not to mention the whole nipple thing lol. I think that’s what made him get into the spy business too tbh. He always felt like people looked down on him, so he joined a career where they’d have to look up to him.

I could also see Theron being trans. Which would add a whole other dimension to his character. Maybe when he first starts to transition, kids just use it as an excuse to bully him harder. But slowly he becomes more confident in himself and his abilities, eventually becoming the idiot spy husband we all love and adore.

Do y’all think Theron is afraid of bees? Cause I think he is.