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Billdip au where bill is an evil mastermind that has already conquered multiple planets and is conquering more and dipper is his computer assistant/husband (basically plankton and karen from SpongeBob but less toxic)(◍•ᴗ•◍)
Bill found dipper abandoned in a space ship wreck on a planet he conquered, with nowhere to go and trillions light years away from home, dipper decided to join bill temporarily (if course it didn't stay that way) and also dipper loses his memories on earth, personal ones atleast), and bill calls him pine tree because of the tree on his spaceship and bcs of the mark behind his neck, he also found out abt the word sapling from dipper's earth dictionary and he liked the word.(*°∀°)=3
He also like scratched a triangle onto him after a few yrs bcs idk possesive bill? (･ω･*)ｰ
Bill isn't rlly human, idk what he is though(◎ﾍ◎；)？the body bill is wearing is a synthetic one
#idk if i might continue (˵Φ ω Φ˵)#theres a large chance i will#but i post only once in a millenia so#did i also tell you guys that these two was also based on tswwwit's familiar au#i jst rlly like theyre dinamic -w-#also imprtant to know that the space ship name has a pines in it#the rest are scratched sadly#and also dipper is a one of a kind robot#Stanford was rlly lonely and wanted grandkids#so he made dipper and mabel#stanley has mixed feelings abt them#but he likes the kids#idk im still working on the backstory zzzzzzz#the pines family r worried abt dipper#billdip#bill x dipper
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#calmvsstormart#tentative announcement: lets not all freak out too much at once.#but.#[[glances at multiple word docs ive been working on]]#[[glances at large menagerie of sketches]]#theres a nonzero chance.#that after a prolonged absence.#i just might be back on my bullshit.#im not saying SOON soon but i mean im WORKING on stuff#so#anyway heres ya boi lmao
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They should do a spinning off or mini series or something with 13 written by rtd just to see how much of the hate for her era really was just because of the writing
#doctor who#i would actually kill for a 13 story written by Moffat but then i know theres a large chunk of people who still wouldnt give it a chance#so it would have to be rtd
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i do think it's kind of a shame that a lot of ppl who i think would really appreciate tlt as a whole and htn especially get put off by the fanficy-ness of gtn and never make it that far :/ like i think the tone and style of gtn works both for me personally and within the context of the series but also i want people whose opinions i respect to have well-informed opinions on the things i like
#but ofc gtn being written like that is certainly a large part of why it's so successful#like i was 18 and not really in the habit of reading sff when i read gtn and if it were tonally or formally more similar to harrow#theres a good chance i would have bounced off it#(ofc there are many other reasons that it would be weird for a book like htn to come first in a series)#actually i dont think i would've bounced off a htn esque book when i was 18 even if it had come first#but thats a me specific thing the point is that a lot of ppl probably would have#txt#tltposting#is that a tag i have? it is now
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Our family is growing by 20 little fingers and 20 little toes this summer! We have twins joining the family and couldn't be happier with this double blessing from the Lord!
#pregnancy #twinpregnancy #blessingsfromthelord #childrenareablessing #twinhavingatwin
tablovest My twin is having twins! Praise the Lord for children! So happy for you sis ❣️❣️
maggiecwright Twins are the best! Praying for a smooth pregnancy!
bkcfamily Welcome to the twin club! Congrats to you and Al, praying for healthy mama and babies! #childrenareablessing
stacie_c So happy for you guys! Next time we're at the park, we'll have double the croissants!
#fundiesims#fundie sims#quiverfull sims#collins family#modest sims#quiver full sims#sims 4 legacy#collins legacy#homeschool sims#sims 4 simstagram#sims 4 pregnancy announcement#gen 3#alan and tessa#gen 4#post#i had forgotten to roll for a pregnancy so we're just going to go with the natural ups and downs of ones natural fertility to explain#why theres such a large gap between the 3rd kid and its younger siblings#i definitely didn't plan the twins#it's just got a higher chance of happening for them because there's multiples on both sides of the family.
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there are things abt me that i dont talk about not because im being secretive i either just forget to mention it or think no one wants to hear about it but i think it gives like important context to whats wrong with me 💖
#me when im a child of a messy divorce because my dad has crazy issues that he never got help for so he started self medicating#and dealt with addiction and got to the point of stealing money or trying to return items he never bought to walmart for a refund#and got arrested many times and eventually spent 5 years in prison which literally didnt help at all just gave him more trauma and#caused relationship issues between him and his family which left him without healthy connections and support and#then he got accused of a crime even my mom doesnt believe he did and she'd experienced horrible things from him while they were together#and so he disappeared to run from the police and hes been legally considered a missing person for many years now and it is unknown to#us or any of his family members if hes even still alive out there somewhere and ive had dreams that he comes back and#i wonder if theres something that could be done something that could help him maybe we could never truly be on good terms again but#maybe at least he could have a chance at a decent life even if its away from us#i used to sit on the couch with him and watch nascar and monster trucks when i was little#and i still have some of his nascar novelty items in my desk drawer and the pocket tool that used to be his.#the scars of his tantrums are still in our house the holes he punches in walls covered up with copy paper taped over the wall#and im sure i have the same anger issues or whatever disorders he never got properly diagnosed for because i seem to have inherited everyth#ng from him his eyes his face his hair his anger issues even his handwriting somehow#and he is why im scared of ever doing any drugs because i just know im probably genetically predisposed to addiction just like him#and i dont want that to happen to me#recently i cut my hair and i looked in the mirror and i looked just like him#when i visit my paternal grandparents and aunts and uncles i see the family photos with him hanging on the walls#and i see that large painting that used to be in our house#👍
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decided im literally never going to finish the fic this is supposed to be part of but i still really like it so. here is an excerpt wherein noya talks to his mom after briefly coming back to visit from his travels.
Yuu woke up at a godawful hour and immediately needed to go for a run. It was kind of stupid, actually, just how much he needed to get up and move, considering how brain dead the jet lag made him. But old habits die hard, and as he stumbled through the dark past boxes and half deconstructed furniture, he wondered if it wasn't the spirit of his younger self stuck in the house guiding him towards the door.
He'd barely gotten one shoe on when his morning haze was interrupted.
"Yuu," his mother called from the kitchen. "Yuu, come here, I want to talk to you."
He bit back a sigh, knowing she'd somehow hear it even two rooms over, and complied.
Nishinoya Shouko was, in one word, intense. Even at the disgustingly early hour, she sat prim and proper, her focus glued on the stacks of paper in front of her even as Yuu bounded his way into the room. She clutched a stark black mug full of equally stark black coffee. With every silent, deep sip, she never quite fully set it down.
Yuu hoisted himself up onto the counter in one smooth motion. He knew she hated when he sat up there, and she knew he knew she hated it. But whether due to the morning’s influence or simple acceptance that this was a habit he would never break, she side eyed him but ultimately kept her mouth shut.
Then she took one look at his face and snorted. She held the mug towards him, handle out, and asked, "Want some?"
Yuu shrugged. He was really more of a tea guy. But he took the warm drink nonetheless, cringing when he took a sip. "Ew. Sugar in black coffee?"
"Breakfast before breakfast," she replied, as if that explained anything.
"Shouldn't it be all or nothing? Seems like the only thing you're doing is messing up the taste without even making it sweet." He held onto the warm mug a moment longer without drinking any. Even if it tasted gross, at least the heat felt nice against the cold morning air.
But his mother's well manicured nails tapped an impatient rhythm against the table, one-two, one-two.
"Doesn't matter if you never liked the taste anyway," she dismissed, taking the mug back with a long sip.
Yuu kicked his legs against the counter, one-two, one-two. She glared at him.
He ignored her judgmental stare with practiced ease. "You just totally ruined the illusion, you know that?"
"What, the illusion that coffee is good?"
"No, I knew that was a lie, I just thought, you know," he made a vague gesture at the drink, "I assumed you at least liked it if you drank it every day."
She blinked at him, once, twice. Said, decisively, "Stockholm Syndrome. And caffeine addiction." Then, before he could bother responding, "Your roots are growing in."
"Kairi said the same thing," he pointed out, taking a mental note that now two people had noticed and he should really get on that.
"You should really get on that, then," she said, her tone firm and efficient. He didn't meet her eyes as she repeated his own thoughts. Instead, he followed the subtle movement of her own white streaks, accompanied these days by gray flecks set in from age rather than genetics. He wondered if anyone other than family could tell the difference.
She took a sip of her gross black-with-sugar coffee, and he finally remembered to respond. "Yeah, yeah. Just haven't had the time to dye it recently."
"Think you'll ever go for a different color?"
His bouncing legs paused as he took in the question. She never took much interest in his choices about his appearance, except to quip about whether he might grow out of wanting to look like a feral animal. It didn't really phase him after the first few times, though. No matter how hard his mother glared, she could never take away the electric jolt he'd felt that first time he'd really seen himself in the mirror. Hands stained lemon yellow, hair spiked up in messy chunks, brand new binder tight against his chest—that overwhelming feeling of looking right, like he could signal to the world, watch the fuck out for Nishinoya Yuu.
But things had changed since then. The shocks had long settled into a calm buzz, a thrum of comfort as he styled his hair every morning. Faded blonde melting into white didn't seem so pressing when he had a dozen piercings and stark black ink against his skin; even less so with stubble to waffle over shaving and a voice that fell easily into baritone. None of it needed to be a statement, a warning, anymore. It was just him.
He watched the way his mom watched him: out of the corner of her eye, expectant, but not accusatory.
Maybe she saw him now, too.
Honest, he told her, "I dunno. Haven't thought about it much recently." He blew the streak in question away from his eyes with a soft puff of air. Even if he didn’t bother with the color, he really needed to cut it, at least. "Used to want to grow it out and dye it rainbow when I was a kid," he went on absentmindedly.
She laughed, piercing in the half empty house. "I remember. No way in hell I was letting you do that."
Yeah, he thought bitterly, that sounds more familiar.
At his silence, she only scanned over her papers, pursed her lips. Certainly didn't make to continue whatever this conversation was. Yuu kicked his legs against the counter, one-two, one-two…
She glared at him.
"Okay, seriously, what's this about? I know you didn't call me in here to interrupt your morning routine just to talk about my hair."
She sighed. Took a deep breath. God damn it. He was trying not to get snippy. Things had been going okay, but now she was going to tell him he needed to come—stay—home and get a real job or get a degree or get off the damn counter, Yuu—
"I've been reading your blog." She tapped the side of the mug, looking far off and decidedly not at him. "It's fascinating. You're a good storyteller. And your photos are beautiful."
Slowly, she turned fully to face him. Directed the full force of her stare over her glasses and at him. "I'm proud of you. I'm glad you're happy out there. I just wanted you to know that."
#one thoughts#nishinoya yuu#if you saw the first time i posted this. no you didnt <3#anyway if you want 2 know more abt the ideas in this one im happy to elaborate i just had to streamline my tag commentary lol#but the tldr on my og tags is that. this was largely centered around family headcanons for both noya & asahi#that have been disproven but im so attached to them that i refuse to let them go. but yeah its abt them grappling with family relationships#its also about the two of them reconnecting after a time apart and hitting points in their lives where they dont know what theyre doing#and the different ways they approach that hurdle and how reconnecting shows them parts of themselves they didnt realize they were neglectin#at least it was supposed to be. again theres like . a less than 1% chance of this ever getting finished LMAO
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finally feeling like i could sign up for fandom secret santa exchanges again (after ~5 years of mostly being too on-and-off mentally unwell to feel confident in my ability to be Able to write within a deadline lmao) but only now realizing that i have no idea if i’ll be able to find one for a current fandom this year
#taylor.txt#it used to be easy because *i* used to be the person running them or if not then it was someone i was friends with LOL#these days im so like. not in the fandom that i just dont know#largely a result of my writing problems but also a consequence of teaching high schoolers for a career and being afraid theyll Find Me#anyway. if anyone knows of one. let me know cause 👀#i know these days a lot of them seem to take place over servers rather than on tumblr but on the off chance. yknow#if not then perhaps i will see if theres some other way i can write christmas fics for people…cause i do love writing christmas fics for ppl
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i hate the health system so fucking much.
#sorry this is more than just silly complaining but i dont rly have anyone i want to dump this on#they found some things on my mums liver over a month ago and we're still waiting to see if they'll even do another scan#knowing she had bowel cancer last year and there's a high chance that it's spread to there as well#also knowing that the liver has a large artery which means if they keep waiting and waiting if it is cancer it could spread to her blood#theres an appointment tomorrow (after a whole month of fucking around on their part) to see if they'll even bother biopsying it or scanning#to see what it is.#i know that we're understaffed but even all of this is with constantly calling and pestering them.#imagine if we weren't constantly following up... you'd just be left to die#cancer ment#ask to tag ig
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Not having a car in your 20s really is a humbling experience. That post where the guys like 'I have to ask my mum to go to walmart' I feel that.
I'm not American so I do have the benefit of town living and a walkable community. I feel very lucky to have been able to live right in the heart of my hometown again (lived on the main street above a shop for a while as a kid but mostly lived in residential areas. As an adult I'm lucky enough to live on a road coming off the main street (can no longer live in places with stairs so above a shop is no longer an option) HOWEVER.
my town is gentrified as fuck and all the shops are stupid. And even if I put up with the cost and buy the things I can in local shops, I can only carry a very limited weight of shopping, but am very stupid and overestimate my ability/ realise but still get carried away and buy too much as I have no impulse control every time. So I'm left having to beg lifts/tag along with pretty much anyone that'll have me lol.
Pour one out for me, trying to run a household and not even having parents I can ask for lifts. I'm begging lifts off aunties, grandparents, friends, fucking COUSINS. Most humbling experience ever and without a car you can't even repay them with easy errands. Watch me repay the favour with CHILDCARE, with TECH SUPPORT, with financial advice. Those are all the worst favors. I don't mind doing them but BY GOD would I prefer to be able to occasionally just pick them up something from the shop. Drop them at the train station. Pick up a parcel.
#i do have parents. they just aren't the kind of parents you can ask to do things lol#plus my dad left the country when i was a teenager so he's not here to ask even if i thought he might do it#and my mum. well she's my mum. once made the mistake of asking her to pick me up from the hospital when I'd been taken there by ambulance#and had been admitted for a few days so they wouldn't discharge me without someone collecting me#(i was also like 17 lol so tho i lived alone we were on rocky territory as to if they'd LET anyone that wasnt a parent collect me)#and she was like. 'i do have a life you know! this is very inconvenient.'#eventually she did collect me so i was discharged eventually (only like 8 hours after they wanted to discharge me lol) but#she complained the whole time lol and parked like 20 minutes away despite me being in hospital cause my leg was fucked#(who does that? bring the car round for fucks sake) so since then she's been at the bottom of my list of ppl to ask favors from and if i do#bother theres a 90% chance she'll say no she doesnt want to#if she does agree she will complain about it the whole time. be as awkward as possible and remind ppl how helpful she was for the next year#therefore the choice is: buy things locally at a markup. catch the bus and inevitability injure myself by buying too much. online shopping#online works pretty well for a lot of heavy stuff but there's a big markup. plus most of the time i have to use amazon my beloathed#so i usually end up writing lists of stuff for certain (cheaper) shops and then either jumping on the opportunity when someones going there#or else letting the list pile up and asking for a favour when i can't wait any longer.#(my worst trait is whenever someone has a problem being like.i know exactly what you need.you know where you can buy it? I'll come!)#its largely a self inflicted inconvenience cause I'm too cheap to just buy things at a markup I'd rather buy in bulk at out of town shops
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btw. in case i go insane in the next week or so. i may or may not have a new crush character
#im NOT going 2 say who it is. im not strong enough.#theres a large chance that this is entirely hyperfixation talking and i will forget abt them in like 2 weeks. but also.#just in case.#mine
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General fish fact!
Fish have gills maybe. Sometimes, I think? Uhh....
#fish #fishfact #fish facts #marine biology #biology #zoology #general fish fact
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Only 100 years old... he shouldve been at the blub :(
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Liveblogging my migration! ;)
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Found a fish! Ate it >:)
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Swimming!!!
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My sister and I bullied this humpback for a lil before our ma told us to stop. What a party pooper..
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Swimming and balancing a fish on my head B)
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Sorry forgot to update. Swimming!
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Swimming..... still swimming....
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Cod why did I think this was a good idea we're just swimming a dozen million miles and that's it
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So, um... what was that about the fish?
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"Hey, did you hear about the recent-"
No, I didn't. I'm literally so unbothered by fishcourse I couldn't care less. I'm just goin with the flow. Riding the waves. Chilling. Moisturised and in my lane. Do you think the moss on my back signifies anything other than my peaceful adn pacifist nature. I'm just a Guy
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OOOHHHH MY COD YOU FRYS!!! You have no idea holy carp holy carp theres this one atlantic salmon migrating at the same time as me,,,, says we're going to the same river,,, her sides are such a gorgeous rich chestnut colour and shes so large compared to me and her belly accentuates her curves and shape in the best way! Her scales are so shiny too? Shes practically glowing!!! UGH every time we swim next to each other i wish there was a small creek so that she'd be forced to swim over me and crush me with her whole body weight
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Horny on main again?
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Oh, when I post about MY crushes its suddenly soo strange and unusual? Sure mr. "where can i find a salmon who will bite me right". sure. It's literally the season!
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You cannot prove I said that.
#/hj #hush hush #lets just pretend neither of us said anything thanks ;))
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Felt bored. Doodled this.
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Ngl I really hate how barren fish representation actually is :( There's two types of fish ever. Fish and shark and sometimes ray. They always show generic fishes only, like nonspecific fishes with one or two primary colours plastered on the side. Where are the pipefishes? The anemonefishes? The anglerfishes? The damselfishes? The morays? The hogfishes? The groupers? The marlins, the tunas? Even the wrasses???? There are never any specific species, just red fish, blue fish, that's it!
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I would also like to bring up unflattering fishes. It's always reef fishes that get their spotlight to shine, but I've never even seen another stargazer portrayed in a good light on TV
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!!!! This is so true! There's so many of us who never get our chance to be seen anywhere and it makes me so sad :( No diversity at all in the casts of recent underwater movies.
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even the representation that does exist for specific fishes sucks. sharks like myself never see ourselves be shown as anything other than bloodthirsty killers :( we get generalised into a single stereotype of a big gray murderbeast
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Anemonefishes are underrepresented?? umm okay. so we're just gonna pretend like a clownfish didn't star in the single biggest fish movie of all time? Where the sharks are portrayed as nice people mind you so why are you even whining. okay. sure. cool. Really need more clownfish movies out there!!!!
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No need to be passive aggressive @among-the-seaweeds-deactivated. You say anemonefishes are oversaturated in the media? In that case, point me to the seemingly abundant movies where two-band anemonefishes are the main character? How about the ones with only Mauritian and orange-fin anemonefish leads? Red saddlebacks, tomato anemonefish, orange anemonefish, skunk anemonefish, wide-band anemonefish, I could go on. Just because one species of anemonefish, the clown anemonefish, starred in one movie doesn't mean that the rest have it super nice and cozy.
Finding Nemo wasn't even too good for clown anemonefishes either. It's the only movie many have seen that even features a clownfish in a speaking role. My anemonefish roommate has often had people calling her Nemo or asking her to tell a joke because it's a "funny gag" from the movie. It's the first thing people tell her when they meet her a lot of the time. Trust me, the only person who has a problem with better fish species representation is you.
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Did
Did you also miss the part where the shark goes on a massive murder rampage over two (2) tiny fishes because he smelled A Blood
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This person had a ton of anti-dolphin posts on their account too, why am I not surprised 😭😭😭 We need to pull each other up, not put a whole subfamily down for cod's sake. Anemonefishes are called "Nemofish" to this day and age still
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"We need to pull each other up, not put a whole subfamily down."
Beautifully said.
#deep sea talks #long post #fishcourse
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Just moved into my new place! It's this wonderful sandy crevice with a beautiful view of the kelp and a good nice rocky back wall for support. Hope the neighbours are nice and don't throw their sand into my hole like at my last neighbourhood
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hey
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what the fuck
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can someone please come hang out with me in the deep sea? :( it's so boring here...
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I can! :)
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wonderful! Come Closer please. to the Light.
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RIP @shrimpy-wimpy it's been more than 3 hours 💀💀💀💀
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SHE LIVED!!!????????
#WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU
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Pictures of my transition journey :}
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Oh look at you !!!!! You look so much happier and more comfortable in your latest picture! So happy for you!!
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I can't wait to go through my transition myself :]c
#only i'll vbe transitioning in the opposite direction haha #*be
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New drawing of a terramaid!! 👩👩🐟🐟
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Okay but imagine if terramaids we're actually real. To live on land there scales would probably be all dry and rough-textured! Brushing against them would immediately ruin your slimecooat, probably
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Ah, thanks. I hate it.
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Since they're half human and humans have hair, what if they had
THESE!???
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NOOOOO DON'T RUIN TERRAMAIDS LIKE THIS FOR ME ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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There's more. With a human lower half, they most likely give birth to live young as well. And with mammalian reproduction habits comes the, well....
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STOP THIS SHADNESS THIS INSTANT
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Since they have a human lower half with a human digestive system that means they have a human diet too, right?
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why
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Too much time in our flippers, dear.
Oh, and a need to make everything cursed. Of course.
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Please stop reblogging this 😭😭😭 I just wanted to show off my art
#not my art #im so tired i keep getting notifs for this post #let me rest
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*moves one inch*
#unreality#tw unreality#fake post#fakeposting#fake posts#marine biology#aquatic#my art#fishblr#long post#teeth tw#teeth#merfolk#mermaid#fish
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Sometimes i wish i was better at science bc the number of research project proposals i have sitting ready in my notes app concerning addiction and its genetic/societal impacts is frankly insane
#teddy talks#personal#seriously tho#a grad degree in social work might do it anyways#thats where im destined anyhow#im everyones therapist#everyones rock#and i diagnosed my own mother when i was 13 and she confirmed when i 2as 17#*was#but seriously tho#addiction being largely a genetic problem with a high level of influence coming from class status is something that REALLY needs to be#put down in scientific words more#like come on#theres what. a 60% chance or thereof of becoming an addict if your parent is one#more if youre lower middle/lower class#also more if youre mentally ill and more if youre afab#environmental and societal statures are as big of a factor as genetics but lbr i know genetics is the shit that convinces privileged people#bc they cant imagine being in worse circumstances than their own#bc homelessness and disability and poverty are all just ideas to them#they cant imagine theyll ever be in that situation so they physically cannot empathize#which is a problem in and of itself#but thats a later problem#idk if yall can tell but im DRUNK rn lol#most of a bottle of pink whitney + an edible Wasted to be specific#but this is an Actual Serious Issue i promise#addiction needs to be talked about like a disease bc it IS#but then again as a disabled person or w.e. u wanna call it diseases are also treated like imaginary concepts so#life as an afab nb disabled addict is. rough#and theres Very Little i can do abt it#gotta love our Great American Capitalist Dream huh?
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alanna kennedy, “I always preferred macca anyway”, tillies night out at a bar
competitive streak II a.kennedy
"everyone is going to give us shit for being late!" your girlfriend groaned in annoyance, checking her watch for the tenth time as the uber zoomed through the streets of manchester.
"lani are we talking about the same girls? the girls who are late for movie nights when we're all in the same hotel?" you laughed in amusement, squeezing her leg reassuringly.
"we wouldn't be late if you hadn't taken a hundred hours to try on every single piece of clothing you own." alanna grunted with a huff, thumbs flying against her phone screen.
when she felt your eyes burn into her head she looked up and met your unimpressed glare. "i mean but you look just so gorgeous that its worth it babe. so so gorgeous!" alanna attempted to fix things, smiling charmingly as you only hummed.
"mm thats what i thought you said." you warned as she grinned and kissed your cheek a few times, the uber nearing the restaurant you were meeting a handful of your national teammates at.
by some scheduling miracle a large group of them were all down in manchester with games this weekend allowing for the impromptu meet up. "el is jealous." you chuckled showing your girlfriend the annoyed selfie from your best friend who was living and playing in france.
"film this." alanna tapped your knee as you chuckled but clicked record. "serves you right for living in france carpenter, fuck you and i hope the fomo eats you up!" alanna flipped off the camera as you laughed and ended it, sending the snapchat to the blonde and tucking your phone back in your bag as you arrived.
"thanks mate." your girlfriend smiled appreciatively, sliding out of the car first before holding the door open and a hand out to help you up which you took.
"i've changed my mind, looking drop dead gorgeous or not if they give us shit for being late i will be throwing you under the bus."
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"alright, pair up and lets get a tourney going!" sam clapped her hands together eagerly as you all hovered by one of the pool tables in the sports bar you'd all moved onto after dinner, losing a few of the girls to their beds along the way there was only six of you still standing.
"not a chance babe!" your girlfriend laughed grabbing caitlins arm as you tried to pair up with her and made a face of shock. "lani!" you huffed in offence as the blonde shook her head firmly.
"i'd just like to win baby, nothing personal." the taller girl winked as you sent her a scowl and someone else drew you into their side. "such a shame you won't be winning then. i'll be taking your girl and the trophy!" mackenzie grinned with her arm slung over your shoulder.
"with her hand eye coordination skills? you can have her." alanna dismissed with a shrug as your mouth formed a small o of shock and even caitlin winced at her best friends words. "you've never even seen me play kennedy." you reminded with a roll of your eyes.
"nah but i do live with you babe, and theres a reason i'm on an undefeated streak at game night. so get ready to lose!" the blonde smirked cockily as you scoffed again.
"hope you're hungry lanz, cause you'll be eating your words soon!" macca swooped in with a grin, guiding you away as you sent your girlfriend a mean glare over your shoulder.
"hope your couch is comfortable tonight lani." cait sighed and patted the taller girls back who rolled her eyes and pushed her away, sam and steph teaming up to play against the two of them for the first game.
you watched on with a silently smug smile at the range of shocked expressions which rocked your girlfriends features as you proved your worth, mackenzie grinning with delight as the pair of you won game after game.
"no way! you bumped the fucking table." alanna scowled as you sunk two balls in one shot, blowing on the top of your cue like a smoking gun before lining up and sinking another ball.
"just call it now! you and cait haven't won a single game lani." sam laughed, she and steph having beat them but no one was yet to beat you and mackenzie.
"nah fuck this, they're cheating somehow!" the blonde huffed dropping her stick onto the table as you sunk a further two balls, winning the game, and storming off to the bar.
"good news! you don't need to get me a birthday present this year, because the look on her face just then...priceless." mackenzie kissed the tips of her fingers as you laughed and pushed her lightly.
"better go do some damage control, hey cait take my place. you might even win a game!" you teased as your friend smacked you lightly and took the cue in your hands, sam setting up the balls for a new game.
it took a few minutes but you eventually located the defender who was leaning against the balcony of the empty smokers area, scowling out into the chilly night air making you smile.
"so is this where the losers hang out then?" you teased appearing beside her as she rolled her eyes and refused to look at you, crossing her arms a little tighter with a huff.
"you know if you'd have just paired up with me like i wanted, you'd have avoided all this horrid horrid humiliation." you knocked your shoulder into her, looking up at her with an amused smile as she groaned.
"don't remind me, should have known cait would be fucking useless." your girlfriend grumbled, flicking you a frown and huffing again before her eyes returned to the skyline. "i'm sure she's thinking the same babe, you sunk what maybe...two balls? and they weren't even for your team." you laughed as alanna groaned again.
"go gloat somewhere else, cockiness doesn't suit you."
"well are you going to be this pouty and moody all night? because i think i deserve a reward for playing so well." your tone shifted as the defenders eyes snapped toward you, seeing the familiar smile tugging at your lips.
"you just want to ditch them?" she questioned a little in surprise as your own eyebrow raised at the unexpected reaction of her not jumping at the opportunity like she normally would.
"no its fine, we can just go back inside and play a few more rounds. i mean i always preferred macca anyway." you smirked as you started to back up toward the door and her face hardened.
you grinned in victory as she surged toward you, taking your hand and practically dragging you toward the exit, calling out a goodbye over her shoulder and ignoring the shouts of protest from your friends in the distance.
"alanna!" you laughed as the blonde called an uber and promptly shoved you against the wall outside the bar, looming over you with a wolfish grin, leaning down so her lips ghosted you and ignoring the ping of her phone that the uber had arrived.
"think i've got a better idea of what i'd like a few rounds of tonight babe."
#woso#woso community#woso x reader#alanna kennedy x reader#alanna kennedy#woso fanfics#woso imagine#woso blurbs
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legit living for my job rn. i'm cataloguing cds while reanimator plays on a screen beside me
#im using my personal computer for cataloguing#and i put on reanimator on one of the extra large computers we have around the station#this is the fucking life#oh yeah and im literally the boss rn. i do have one person i report to (but more like work alongside) but shes out of town all well#and im heading this project anyway. like i'd let any of my staff play a movie while they did this but still#theres no fucking chance of someone telling me not to#which is amazinggg#tree talks
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