Write the bonkers, unhinged, weird idea that you think no actual person will like. Because guess what? You're an actual person, and you liking it still counts.
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influencer (y/n) asking eren if she should get a BBL and weight loss surgery because somebody said you looked fat in the comments and now he responding with videos of him giving you back shots and the ass rippling against him, talm bout “it looks perfect to me.” 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ and when you finish, he slaps your ass, sparks up his blunts and tells you not to ask him no stupid shit like that ever again.
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Prompt 111
Y’all know H2O? Where some people get cursed to turn into merfolk whenever they get water on them? That, but replace water with ectoplasm and merfolk with naga.
No, Bruce has no idea how they managed to get cursed or how he ended up with an armful of baby snake-person creature thing. At least this one isn’t black-hair and blue-eyes so his kids can’t complain at him. And it’s not his fault they all fell into this, this was supposed to be a vacation while Lucious, Alfred, and Gordon kept an eye on things back in Gotham.
On the bright side, his children want to snuggle up for once, which he supposes is nice. And Damian seems pleased about it judging by his rambles about snakes. So there’s that.
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Buncha little doodles from the past few days~
Including a proper color ref for everyone since I am very inconsistent with colors!
And also me testing out like?? Where would Poptart keep his sword? I tried for a belt sheath but that looked... off..... and now I am just playing with the idea that he can summon it in and out of existence whenever he pleases, so theres a really rough animation for that to get the idea down! Which I think is the idea I am going with!
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au where wwx and the wen remnants dont die and a-yuan stops calling him xian-gege and starts calling him a-niang because wwx birthed him from his own body and everyone understands its a cute little joke
until a-yuan very seriously calls jiang cheng jiujiu. not shushu. because jiang cheng is his MOTHERS brother
and the stubborn arguments between this grown ass man and a literal child just get louder and more hilarious to watch as the years pass, with sizhui still calling him jiujiu and jiang cheng yelling back SHUSHU every time before he just starts ignoring his nephew every time he says jiujiu
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M A L L E U S D R A C O N I A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
UOOOOOHUUUUUOOUUUHHHUOOUUHHUUU
HE'S GIGANTIC HE'S EXUDING MASSIVE BIG DICK ENERGY HIS CHARISMA IS OFF THE CHARTS HE'S SO EXTRA HE'S MY EVERYTHING
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