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starglow-xx · 2 years

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𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘺 ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

(𝘯.) 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵

the nakajima atsushi collection of “the love of an older brother” series

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ synopsis: he’s had a terrible childhood, and is in no condition to take care of himself much less a newborn, but he’ll do everything it takes to make sure you’ll have the childhood he’s never had

having a baby sister pt. 2 !!

(platonic!) older brother! nakajima atsushi x baby sister! reader

characters: fukuzawa yukichi, edogawa ranpo, yosano akiko, kunikida doppo & dazai osamu | type of work: head canons | pt. 1 | pt. 2 |

a/n : oops i have no excuses

parental guardians time ✧˖*°࿐

atsushi was absolutely done with these people

why the heck did they think that bringing him (who’s obviously the guardian of a month old little girl) to a bombing hostage situation was a good idea

honestly

can’t a guy get a break?

we don’t talk abt it but he started to cry too

but then the bomb didn’t go off?? (ಠ_ಠ)

so he was just there on the ground in an awkward position going “h u h” in his head

note that he was still crying and so were you, but not as loud as a few moments ago

when he realized that the bomb wasn’t going to go off, he practically leaped off the bomb and snatched you from dazai’s arms shushing you shakily, trying to calm you and himself down

after you had done so, you cozied back up into your blanket like nothing ever happened

oh the life of a month old baby, how relaxing you must have it

it took a good minute or two to understand what the fuck was happening

the job that dazai-san recommended = job at armed detective agency

the test involved = the ada’s entrance exam

he passed the exam = job at armed detective agency

yeah no he felt like he was gonna pass out (ಠ_ಠ)

fast forwarding to happier times, let’s say that life at the agency was...eventful to say the very least, but luckily there are some very…competent adults to help atsushi out

fukuzawa yukichi ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

#1 cat grandpa

pls you’re now added onto his list of weaknesses

everyone knows it

ranpo’s not a happy camper

...

but he likes you too so you get a free pass ig

one of the best at getting you to settle down only second to atsushi

he’s very calm on the outside, but on the inside at times he’s freakin out a little bit

bc yes he has his crazy stupid lunatic children but a kid this young?

this smol?

yeah no it’s first time too give him a break

so yeah a little awkward at times but he means well and he’s getting the hang of it

atsushi trust scale a solid 12/10

definitely trustworthy to leave you in his care

bonus points bc he knows he won’t get a migraine

edogawa ranpo ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

...

questionable but he’s ranpo-san so he’s reliable to a degree

in life and death situations and supposed to be impossible cases that need solving?

oh yeah def trusts

but ranpo-san with a...baby?

atsushi is skeptical

but like i said, he likes you so the reliableness factor increases

but actually unbeknownst to atsushi and some other agency members, he does knows the dos and don’ts of what to do when taking care of a baby

he just likes the reactions he gets when doing something he isn’t supposed to

“ah (y/n)! my soon to be protege! lemme take you on a murder case with me!”

“RANPO-SAN SHE’S A BABY???”

“WAIT GET BACK HERE WITH HER STROLLER—”

and actually his favorite victim isn’t your older brother but kunikida

freaking him out is one of the highlights of his day tbh

now he really understands the kick dazai gets whenever he does it

one time he tried to give you a lollipop but kunikida who wasn’t even in the room burst out of the president’s office and started screaming abt danger and choking hazards

atsushi trust scale 7/10

not bad with all the obvious/technical stuff but he gives him heart attacks on purpose so yeah

bonus!

kunikida trust scale 2/10

bad but can’t be worse than dazai

yosano akiko ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

she scares atsushi but said scary lady is the closest thing to a maternal figure you’re gonna get

for atsushi, yosano has more of a scary big sister vibe but since you’re nearly two decades younger than him, he’s sure that when you get older you’ll probably see her like a mother

if you’re not with atsushi then you’re in her office

usually napping tbh

bc yk, you’re a baby so there isn’t much you can do at the moment

she talks to you while working and just doing other mundane tasks in her office

one time atsushi and tanizaki overheard and all tanizaki could do was pat atsushi on the back in sympathy

“...and this is a scalpel! it comes in handy for a lot of these operations, though i prefer other things like chainsaws and the like”

*cue giggles*

*cue atsushi fainting*

you don’t really have much hair yet but she’s been eyeing some cute butterfly clips to match the one in her hair for when you can wear them

atsushi trust scale 8/10

also pretty good at taking care of you but loses points trying to teach you about chainsaws

kunikida doppo ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

...

hmm

where to start

he’s competent but he’s awkward

will give yosano-sensei a run for her money as your maternal figure bc boy is the mother henning bad

“DAZAI! don’t you get another step closer!”

“but kunikida-kun! i need to get my headphones!”

“i can’t have you infecting her with your...you!”

“kunikida-kun she’s in atsushi-kun’s arms like 10 feet away!”

“and you’re about to be 10 feet too close!”

but like i said

he’s awkward

“here kunikida-kun! hold (n/n)-chan for a minute would you? yay! bye!”

“wAIT DAZAI YOU—...”

“...hm? what’s wrong kunikida-kun? you look awfully stiff there.”

“...”

“...kunikida-kun?~ gasp! are you...nervous? (¬‿¬ )“

“dazai if i could yell at you right now i would but for the sake of everything holy and otherwise, i can’t believe im saying this but get the baby out of my arms and take her right. now.”

BUT

he’s only awkward if it’s a surprise like the scenario i played out right now

usually though, he’s pretty composed

unless you’re crying

but that’s a different scenario that’ll we’ll get into next time

dreads when ranpo is in the vicinity bc AGH

yeah that’s the best i can describe it

knows he causes chaos on purpose but he can’t ignore it bc what if he’s being serious

atsushi trust scale 9/10

very good but can afford to be a little more relaxed

babies can smell fear

dazai osamu ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

i started laughing when i typed his name if that means anything

besides your brother, he’s your favorite and it absolutely kills kunikida

he cannot for the life of him comprehend how that happened

sobs about it every now and then

“how could we have let this happen?!?”

“ne ne kunikida-kun!~ sounds like you’re just jealoUSACK—”

has “staring contests” with you

by staring contests i mean he just stares at you in your car seat carrier thingy while you shake a rattle

he’s curious okay!

all babies do is eat, poop, cry, play, sleep repeat AND other people pamper you and cater you to your whim

basically his dream life!

also uses you to torture kunikida bc as i said

he’s your favorite (¬‿¬ )

“DAZAI GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET”

“ah ah ah kunikida-kun! you can’t get me if i’m holding (n/n)-chan! what if she gets hurt due to your violent tendencies?! GASP you’re gonna risk that?!”

but like there are times where he’s had enough of you, bc there are times he wants “me time” yk?

BECAUSE

just recently you’ve started crying when you get passed to someone who isn’t him or atsushi

“okay (n/n)-chan! time to go kunikida-kun so your favorite—”

“don’t push it dazai!”

“—can rest his arms!”

this is when he’d pass you on to the blonde and he and said blonde would walk away literally three steps in the opposite direction before freezing

because you’d start blubbering and fussing and without exchanging words kunikida would pass you back to dazai where you a) start to giggle b) settle down and go back to being quiet or c) fall back asleep

tbh tho, he’s kinda impressed

not even he can trigger that face of despair from kunikida

but he fears the day (if it ever comes) when you start crying when you’re given back to atsushi

atsushi trust scale a solid…

5/10

yeah it can go either way

bonus!

kunikida trust scale -2/10

has his reasons but also very petty

realistically, probably around 1-3 depending on the day

pt. 3 w/ the “kids” of the agency next time ⸜( ˙˘˙)⸝

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munknights · 2 years

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I’ve only read, like, two runs and one of them was trying to demonize the hell out of him, but Jake is fully the kind of guy that everybody knows because he’s a genuinely good dude. He’ll help old ladies across the street. He’ll help a frazzled mom get the stroller up over the curb. He’ll help the little kids get their cat out of the tree. He’ll help the old man fix his creaky old door. He’ll help the guy on the side of the road struggling to change his tire. You ask anybody around about him and they all have at least one story where he’s helped them.

#moon knight #jake lockley #i just get the feeling he tries to be kind to everyone

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bakfoo · 2 months

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A bunch of watchog in a car getting pulled over, but when the officer asks for license and registration, ALL of them pull out their wallets except the watchog in the driver's seat

A bunch of scraggy doing bike repair with one falling over his pants and dropping tools everywhere

A conkulldurr and a human in construction wear arguing as they point at the same clipboard

An old man playing chess with a group of pachirisu who point at different areas of the chess board while one struggles to make a decision

A stadium of pokemon cheering as they watch a human WWE style cage match

An extremely tired diggersby with like 50 kids in a stroller

A group of timburr and a human worker trading various lunch foods while they eat off an i-beam

Lucario service animal with an older lady with a vest that says "please do not interact with me, I am working"

A mellotta singing in a bar, the crowd surrounding her laughing and having drinks. pokemon and human alike

A bearded biker man and a sylveon getting matching tats

An unaware NYC style stand owner not noticing as a squirtle takes a candybar

A simisear, simisage, and simpour howling in laughter at a library as they draw a rotated "3" next to the word for "butt" in an encyclopedia

A disgruntled community service officer with missing hair and a couple of honking geese pokemon in the back

Some soldiers getting a selfie with a cheeky serperior they convinced to slide lengthwise into a cannon barrel

A demonstration of electrical circuits, letting an emolga balance a lightbulb on her head while holding two wires. kids look on in wonder

A rider on an Unfezant delivering mail to someone on a building rooftop

A purrloin on a diner counter handing an older couple a menu, dressed in a bowtie. The rest of the restaurant has similar high counters for other cat pokemon to take orders

A leavanny and a zoroark helping a man get tailored, with a zoroark using illusions to provide an idea of what it might look like

A group of kids, pokemon and all, running around with sparklers, except a chickorita who somehow got a hold of a blinking traffic come and is running with it on their head

A view from the bottom up, showing a braviary dropping off heavy cargo while a guy directs him with hand signals

Furret conservationist pokemon with a clipboard and a pencil wearing a golf visors making sure displaced pokemon from urban expansion get proper housing

#CCR Ideas #Life in Unova Ideas

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taeminnomuyeppeo · 10 months

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saw an old lady with a baby stroller except she had two fat cats and one small dog there instead of a child lol

#me me me

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rainey-staerie-daize · 11 months

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Dreamed I was a gray wolf lady lost in the woods, and this dude (maybe also a wolf?) came by with massive bags of chips and taco toppings and mixed them together (in a stroller?) to give to me to be nice. At some point, I was watching the two interact as if I wasn't her anymore, but a third party. She was untrusting, but starving, and was grateful. I would hope she's doing well if she wasn't fictional.

Later, also saw a bunch of photos of a cat meeting other cats around the neighborhood. Can't really remember what exactly happened between these two segments of dreams, but I know I met more people in between. I would hope they're all doing well. They were all pretty nice, from what I can remember.

#dreams

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mckinneycraft8 · 2 years

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bufomancer · 3 years

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going crazy cat guy mode

#my roommate is giving me a cat stroller their cat doesnt like :eyes:#im considering saving for a cat wheel after i finish my herp upgrades and my apartment move #they need another cat tree or two also for my new place #my partner said they wanted crazy cat lady vibes and i was like oh...... oh dont even WORRY about that #i can make that happen so quick dont even worry

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twofrontteethstillcrooked · 2 years

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2 Nov. Destiel Month: Pets

Cas mused, "We should get a cat."

au in the Sam Is An idiot About Destiel fanon subgenre

Dean hadn't known his boiling point would be the local farmers' market at 9:27 a.m. on a frosty October Saturday; nevertheless, before he could stop himself, he blurted, "So are you two dating now or what?"

Whereupon his best friend gave him a look of profound confusion and his brother, kneeling beside said best friend, literally dropped a beagle puppy onto the ground.

Thankfully, the puppy only had a foot to fall, back into the blankets in the big fenced area where the no-kill shelter was letting a variety of puppies and kittens bounce around and be cute enough to tempt customers to adopt. The sound the puppy made, though, was a series of adorably sad squeaks that made its beleaguered momma wander over and nose at it until it calmed down.

Neither Sam nor Cas were making any noises while staring at Dean like he'd grown an extra head.

A random human kid who seemed to belong to one of the shelter volunteers wandered into the scene to tell Sam, "Puppies don't bounce."

Sam said, "I know, I'm so sorry," and stood up.

Cas stood up as well. Dean took in the sight of the two of them side by side, Sam in a gray hoodie and jeans and Cas in one of Sam's old navy blue hoodies and jeans. Their expressions were similarly dismayed. Except for the height difference, they looked like a matched set, the way they'd looked for a week of meals, movie marathons, and the road trip for a bust of a case. Thick as thieves.

It made Dean's chest hurt.

"We should talk," Sam said though clenched teeth.

Cas's eyebrows rose, but he followed Dean and Sam towards the picnic table area of the park.

Sam waited until a family of five and a couple with a baby stroller passed by the area before asking Dean, in an even and polite voice, "What the fuck is your problem?"

Cas cocked his head like he had not expected this question either but was willing to let whatever was happening play out.

Dean hunched into his jacket. He wasn't cold, exactly; just his nose, hands, and mind were numb. "Could I speak to you privately?" he managed to ask Sam.

Sam's eyes flashed and it was a moment before he was able to say, "Fine."

He stalked over to the picnic area and Dean followed him, too cowardly to even glance in Cas's direction.

Sam wheeled around on him at the swingsets. "Were you making some of gay joke? Are you being possessed by John Winchester right now?" he hissed. "And if you say, 'Not that there's anything wrong with being gay,' I will kick your ass."

"Now who's acting like Dad," Dean said, on instinct and with immediate regret.

Sam almost growled at him. "You've been in a bad mood all week and I am tired of it, Dean. What the hell, man? Cas doesn't deserve this either."

"Okay," Dean said. "I know." He watched a cloud inch its way over the sun and felt nothing.

"Cas having a crush on me -- look, I know it isn't ideal," Sam said. "It doesn't bother me at all, but I also don't want to hurt him. You get that, right? He's my best friend. I like spending time with him. I'm glad he lives with us. I cannot imagine he believes I return his...infatuation."

Dean stared at a nearby maple tree whose leaves were turning red and falling away from the top down, like someone had dropped a lit match on it.

Cas loved Sam. Cas loved Sam, and Sam didn't love him back, and both of those things made Dean want to lie down in the dirt beneath the swingset until the heat death of the universe.

"I'm trying to be kind, okay?" Sam said. "Can you keep the snide comments to a minimum?"

"Yeah, Sammy," Dean said quietly.

"I'm gonna go--" Sam made some fluttery hand gesture. "That one shelter lady thought I was gonna adopt a puppy but probably now thinks I'm a serial puppy abuser, so I should go apologize formally."

"You're adopting a puppy?" Dean asked, because nothing about this morning had made a goddamn lick of sense.

"I told Eileen I would look at the puppies. Her niece is angling for one for Christmas."

"Godspeed," Dean said.

Sam stalked away. In Dean's peripheral vision he could see him pat Cas on the shoulder on his way back to the shelter set-up. Cas was coming towards Dean. In the absence of having the energy to flee the scene, Dean sat in the closest swing and took a couple of breaths that didn't help a bit.

Cas sat in the swing next to him.

No-one spoke. The market patrons' talking combined with birdsong and car traffic to create an almost peaceful white noise. A dog in the shelter pen barked and a dog on the leash of a man holding a huge pumpkin answered with its own series of barks. The volunteer lady laughed loudly at something Sam presumably said and Dean experienced a surge of sympathy for Cas, who probably also heard.

Dean decided then and there to be a good friend. He could do that. Sam was right: Cas deserved kindness.

He opened his mouth to say something encouraging, and never got out a word before Cas said, "Of late your brother seems to have developed a theory that I am interested in him romantically." He looked over at Dean. "Am I wrong, or was that the nature of your discussion with him a minute ago?"

"Uh," Dean said. He gripped the swing's chains and was gratified to have sensation again in the palms of his hands.

"Well, I'm not. Interested in him romantically, that is." Cas drew an arc in the dirt with his heel. "I do greatly value Sam as a friend, of course."

"Oh," Dean said. "Sure." There were things he should be saying; he knew this. Not a single coherent sentence would arrange itself in his brain.

"And of course you didn't think I was romantically interested in Sam, did you?" Cas's tone was...peculiar.

Dean looked over at him, at the guileless little smile on his mouth and the craftiness in his eyes.

Comprehension bashed Dean in the chest like someone had turned a firehose on him full blast.

"No, of course I didn't think you were," he lied, lighting up at the sight of Cas's smile turning a little shy.

"Good," Cas said. "Sam is a truly good person, which you know."

"Yes," Dean said, nodding vigorously.

"But I am already very fond of someone else. Who is also a truly good person," Cas concluded. He gazed at the sky, seeming to be at peace with this confession.

Dean prayed a quick prayer for his own sanity. "That's." He cleared his throat. "That's good to know. I bet. Um. Someone? Is very fond of you as well."

Cas's cheeks turned a delicate shade of pink.

He and Dean sat rocking in their respective swings for a companionable few minutes.

Dean had almost gathered up enough courage for another comment.

Cas mused, "We should get a cat."

"Maybe we should go on at least one date first," Dean said, because suffering from brain-mouth disconnect was a lifelong affliction, apparently.

"We could do that too," Cas said.

Dean thought about what he wanted to say next. He settled on, "I'm so happy Sam is just as dumb as I am," because, god, he was.

"Yes," Cas said, looking at him with such resignation and such acute affection Dean stopped breathing for a second. "I thought you would be."

#destielmonth #spn #deancas #fic #destiel

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theminionjcfucked · 3 years

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The BB23 Houseguests as the people I encountered while I was working at Disney World:

Alyssa: A little girl in a stroller I was attempting to give a sticker to. I crouched down and said “Here’s a sticker Princess!” and she slapped my fucking hand and hissed at me. Her mom was embarrassed and apologized. I was like oh it’s fine but really I was this close from jumping a four year old. I was just trying to give you a goddamn sticker, you ungrateful brat!

Azah: A lady who was vegan ordered the Canadian beer cheese bacon soup and then immediately gagged on it. She then said she didn’t realize the soup wasn’t vegan, even though the menu clearly indicated it. She then said “Man I really got start reading these menus!” Honestly it made me laugh.

Brent: We had received a text message on our station iPad which had a picture of man and instructions that this guy had too much alcohol, was cut off, and to not serve him anything other than water or food. Sure enough, he came around to our area and wanted a beer. We told him we couldn’t serve him that, but offered him a bottle of water and a cut of steak. He got mad, stormed off into a nearby bush, screamed into it, and then came back and said “Fine. I’ll take the water! But no promises I’ll drink it!” He left not too long after. Fucking dumbass.

Britini: Girl on the Safari ride in Animal Kingdom who, every time we passed an animal, burst out into the Lion King opening. She was excited and it was cute. The first time. After that I was over it.

Christian: On Christmas Day, I was cleaning up a dining area, and this man with his two kids were finishing up their meal. There is only one way into this dining area, and it has a trash can right by the entrance, as well as another trash can in the back. He stood up, looked around got a trash can, and then gave up. And instead of leaving the tray filled with trash for me to clean up on the table, he just dumped in on the fucking floor. I had to walk out to our back dock and laugh because it was the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Like he had two kids of different ages, which means someone knew how dumb he was and still decided to procreate with him. TWICE! And then as he exited the dining area, he put his tray on the fucking trash can 🙃

Claire: A cast member who was standing outside of the Figment ride. I stopped to tie my shoelace and I said to her “I really like this ride. It’s cute!” And she turned to me with her shades pushed down and said “yeah sure. But the soundtrack makes me want to pour hot cheese sauce directly into my ear drums.” And honestly, I felt that.

Derek F: Guy in the Haunted Mansion ride who was screaming “No ohmigod it’s too dark! I don’t deal with demons, especially not in the dark! Oh now the ghosts are dancing?!? No no no that’s not okay. I gotta get off this shit!” The entire ride. Honestly my favorite time I ever rode it!

Derek X: A chaotic mess of a coworker I had who, on our off day at Epcot, decided he was gonna down ten shots of Beverly (the nastiest soda on earth) and ride Mission: SPACE five times in a row. Surprisingly, he did not puke. But he wasn’t never quite right after that day.

Frenchie: A man once got so wasted in Epcot he started scaling up the pyramid in the Mexico pavilion and had to be escorted out. He’s banned from the park btw.

Hannah: In the big Magic Kingdom cast member cafeteria, one of my coworkers was friends with a character performer who played Cinderella. She waved her over and the girl, who was in sweats but still had her Cinderella wig, jewelry, and make up on, came over, slid into our booth, took a sip of her coke, said “Sup bitches.” I loved her instantly.

Kyland: One time I was in the underground tunnels walking to my work location, and caught a glimpse of Aladdin and Flynn Rider making out in the hallway, in full costume. What a morning that was.

Sarah Beth: During the Halloween party, I was taking pictures with Cruella and I asked her if she just likes dogs and she replied, stone cold “Oh no dear! I’m always down to skin a pussy cat too!” The shit some of these character performer would say!

Tiffany: The one time I was getting my picture taken with Tinkerbell, and I had a bag with her face on it, and the character performer went full ham and said “Oh this just be mine it had my face on it!” Dumped my shit out of my bag and started posing for the photographer. Give her an Emmy!

Travis: A dude who came up and asked me when does Harry Potter come flying out during the parks closing firework show. To which I said sir this is the wrong park, that would be Universal Studios. And he said “wait, this isn’t Diagon Alley?!?” People y’all. People are something else.

Whitney: This lady who screamed at me for our location not having the regular churros. It was close to Christmas and our churros were covered in red and green cinnamon sugar. She insisted she could taste the food dye and demanded the regular churros. I had to refund her after she berated me and then she had the nerve to say “Have a good day!” Bitch.

Xavier: In a small break room in Adventureland, Peter Pan walked in, pulled his phone, and took of his wig to reveal his bald ass head. He then said “Peter’s getting too old for this shit!” A mood.

#bb23 #big brother #cbs #Houseguests As

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Magnum PI 3.13 - Cry Murder review

I’m not sure I need to say something about this episode. I mean you all saw it. It was just good. Frankly all of season 3 serves a ‘Atta girl’. You're going above and beyond. And this episode... pure gold!

Seriously I had to think for like 5 minutes for something to put on my 'like less' points because this was fantastic (and that one thing was ‘where my Ferrari? I luv Ferrari, me wanna see rarrri’ uhm yeah, my brain is part fluffy baby mush currently, you have been warned this review might be a tad bit off)!

Every moment was on point. We got 2 adorable story-lines and a good case.

Because it’s the least exciting and I’m feeling contrary, let’s talk about the case first. Because this could the start of a beautiful and lucrative friendship...

You see some insurance companies have “recovery specialists” inhouse and some hire PIs for bigger claims / stolen stuff / prove their clients are lying. Insurance companies, as mentioned on the show, also have money. Like lots. (Trust me, I worked as a temp at an insurance company and the money they throw around is ridiculous.)

If the show was smart they could have this lady be regularly brining them cases to do with weird insurance stuff. It could make for some pretty interesting conflict further down the line too because they’re helping the fat cats suddenly rather than the underdogs.

(I’d also like to point out that they actually stopped/ revealed a planed insurance fraud so they should still get paid a chunk for that, different firms have different policies but they should get more than their daily rate + expenses. Just saying.)

Also I want more of the cute insurance chick looking at Magnum all 'he’s fine' and Higgy not liking it. Seriously, if Ethan is going to stick around into season 4 Magnum needs a faux love interest too.

#wearenotpleased

Even though this episode wasn’t very case focused, what we got was fun and a little twisty and just a good backdrop for the rest of the stuff. Of course they had to throw in a murder but still PI appropriate. I wish they’d do more smaller cases where no one dies or a million dollars is missing (more kind of Burn Notice inspired) where maybe the cops can’t help because the case isn’t ‘serious enough’ but is still ruining the person’s life.

Next up is Magnum getting his finger stuck in the mouse trap, telling Higgy about his pet mouse and then at the ends Juliet giving Magnum a mouse! Roberto the II! Does it get more adorable? IDK.

I love how Higgy is trying. She’s not quite sure how to express herself or how do thing always because she’s so out of practice and probably never had to before (quite the Magnum makes her want to) but she really cares so much even though she’s piss poor at expressing it sometimes.

Them talking about wanting kids themselves was just... come on! Don’t make me want babies ever after for these two anymore than I already do! Also two instances of Magnum/Higgy being mistaken for a couple and this lady thinking the baby is theirs? If season 7 don’t end with these idiots married and expecting a baby I will seriously strangle someone.

Other golden nuggets in this episode

Juliet singing and playing peekaboo on the phone.

Hiapo’s mom being “they seem like a really nice couple”

(”Not a couple?” #shook.)

TC + Rick being the cutest with the baby! Rick making a baby carrier thing from a backpack? It was just so perfect! As good as shopping cart for a stroller!

Magnum and Juliet actually being out of breath after running (!!)

(because authentic! But must have been totally weird to film because how do you fake being out of breath? Run a block before each shoot?)

and the heart-eyes. So many heart-eye moments this episode.

The whole gang saying they want to keep being part of Hiapo's life and then more heart-eyes!

I really do hope we get to see Hiapo in the next season, even just for a minute. Same with Roberto the Mouse. But they have been a lot better with continuity and bringing things back so maybe!

Yeah. This was possibly one of my favorite episodes of late. It was also on my wish list for season 3 (a baby/kid episode)!

Only minus I got for today is the fact that title is a little lackluster and I missed the Ferrari (but the Porsche is nice too!). I'd love to have a scene of Magnum trying to put the baby seat in the Ferrari and Higgy being all. "That's not going to work." (fic idea...)

Also next week promo is kind of vague and the summary (“A psychic hires Magnum and Higgins to prevent a murder she claims to have foreseen... ....and Higgins struggles with whether or not to tell Ethan the truth about her past”) makes me think we’ll get at scene or two with Ethan but let’s pray we’ll get mostly our faves bickering about psychics, how predicting the future is impossible and them talking about whether she should or not tell Ethan about her spy life!

I wonder if she really will, because next week is the second to last of the episode (OMG only 2 more episodes of Magnum this season? How will I survive?). If she is supposed to ride off into the sunset with Ethan (or start to and then change her mind?) they can’t really have him be all that upset about it? Not that I think he would but maybe it would throw him for a bit of a curve ball since I figure Richard would be one of the things she told him about...

Also wondering how it will come up? I’m picturing them walking along a dark street after a nice dinner and a guy tries to rob them (at gun point) and Higgy does a ninja move and takes his gun and is all “run along now before I shoot you” while Ethan does a Surprised Pikachu face. Then Magnum calls with a case and she’s like “Um, gotta go, we’ll talk about this later alright?” #IGotMyPrioritiesStraight

Last thing, bummer about the MacGyver cancelation. Selfishly (because while I like MacGyver, Magnum is my baby) I’m thinking this ups the odds of Magnum getting season 4 (and it does look kind of hopeful from what I was seeing on insta/twitter from someone higher ups, right?) I still signed the petition for season 6 for MacGyver because they deserve at least a last half season to wrap it up nicely!

#magnum pi #miggy #magnum pi 3.13 #cry murder #pure gold #favorite episode #Thomas Magnum #Juliet higgins X Thomas Magnum #baby #juliet higgins #the baby episode

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Bad Ideas

Loosely based on Bad Ideas by Tessa Violet because I was listening to it and was like, huh this kinda sounds like it could be about Chat Noir and Marinette. And then I thought about Chat Blanc and uhm. I couldn’t sleep until I wrote this.

“Ok, but do you and Chat Noir really not know each other’s identities?” Alya asks.

Marinette knew the question was going to come up eventually, but it still made her shift uncomfortably and avoid her friend’s eyes, “No, it’s to dangerous. So is telling you but, not as much as telling him would be.”

“Girl, you know I’m here for you no matter what, and I’m glad you told me, but you two are partners. Wouldn’t the risk of Hawkmoth finding out be worth having his support?”

Marinette looks out the window and for a moment she sees a flash of a different Paris. Everything washed out and pale, buildings half submerged in water, bodies floating through the streets. She blinks again and the street outside her window is bustling and alive again, people cheerfully going about their day, unworried about possible danger, trusting their heroes to keep them safe.

“No,” she answers. Alya must have seen something in her face, because she doesn’t press farther. For now at least. Instead they spend the evening cuddling and Marinette tells the easier stories, the ones that make them laugh.

***

The akuma fight had been a difficult one, lasting more than half the day. It wasn’t exactly the hardest or most frightening akuma, but it was the longest lasting to date. Chat fought bravely as he always did, looking to her to lead but giving his full support in every word and move he made.

After the battle, in the final minutes before their transformation wore off, she hugged him tightly and thanked him for being such a good partner. He smiled, more with his eyes than with his mouth, and told her there’s no one he’d rather go through hell with.

It made her heart ache. When they parted all she could think about was what his eyes would look like without the transformation and mask.

She’s still warm from Chat’s words the night before when she meets Alya near the Eiffel Tower so they can walk to the movies together.

Alya is already waiting, phone in hand. As soon as Marinette is in range said phone is shoved in her face, “You’re really still insisting there’s nothing romantic going on here?” Marinette furrows her brows and takes in the short video. Of course someone got the hug on camera. She watches herself slump in exhaustion after sending up the cure. Then Chat Noir cracks a joke and gives her a grin. She doesn’t laugh but instead smiles softly and pulls him into a hug before whispering in his ear. At least that couldn’t be made out on video.

Marinette purses her lips and looks away, “It was just a hug Alya.”

“C’mon girl, fangirling aside, I’ve only seen you look at one other person like that. And you can talk to this one. And he’s into you. What’s got you hesitating?”

Marinette continues to avoid Alya’s eyes, and then wishes she hadn’t. The scene in front of the Eiffel Tower flashes from a peaceful one, babies being pushed in strollers, couples holding hands or walking dogs, to one from her nightmares. Herself as Ladybug, and Hawkmoth, turning to dust and submerged underwater.

She swallows thickly, “It’s not going to happen Alya.”

***

She probably should’ve left it alone, but when she saw Chat Noir hanging out near her balcony she couldn’t help but call out to him.

He looked so downcast at first she was worried she was missing patrol again. Then she remembered it was definitely the next day. He had greeted her with a cheerful smile, a little bow, and his customary greeting from the few times he’d interacted with her as Marinette, “Princess.”

She’s never heard him give anyone else such endearing nicknames. Well, Princess could be mocking, but not how he said it. She tries not to think about these things too hard.

“What’s got you looking so glum Chat?” She asks him gently.

He looks a little surprised, but covers it with a smile. She’s noticed that more and more recently, how much he doesn’t smile when someone isn’t looking, and how quickly he can cover up a reaction he doesn’t want someone to see.

“It’s just been a long day, I was just needing to get out and do a little Cat stretch.”

She gives a little laugh, “C‘mon Chat, I’m a good confidant.”

His over dramatic facial expression softens and he gives her a little smile, “That I believe,” he leans against the balcony and studies her potted flowers.”

After a moment Marinette tries prodding gently, “Is it about Ladybug?”

He sighs and runs a hand through his already wild hair before answering, “I guess I have been pretty worried about her. She’s been really stressed recently, and it feels like we’re not as close as we used to be. At first I thought it was just about... some increased responsibilities she has, but I think it started before that. I just-“ he cuts himself off and looks directly at her for a moment before clearing his throat and looking away again, “Sorry, I uhm, I shouldn’t really be telling you all this. You don’t need all that.”

“It’s ok Chat, really.”

He bites his lip, “I guess I just miss her, you know?”

Marinette feels like her chest is trying to crack open, and she wants to let it. She wants to tell him, wants to pour everything out so that there’s no secrets between them, wants to gather him in her arms, kiss his cheeks, and soothe all his fears. She wants to tell him how much she misses him too. The words almost leave the tip of her tongue.

She looks at him and for a moment the black and bright green of his costume changes to stark white and she’s looking into empty blue eyes.

She wants to tell him everything. If only she didn’t know where such bad ideas lead.

She can’t meet his eyes as she says it, “I’m sure she’s just stressed Chat. Ladybug is lucky to have such a wonderful partner, she wouldn’t keep anything from you she didn’t have too,” at least that much is true.

After a few silent moments Chat says, “Yeah, I’m sure you’re right. Thanks Marinette, you really are a good confidant.”

Marinette gives him a small smile and tells him stray cats are always welcome on her balcony.

He grins and leaves with a deep bow. She makes it down to her bed before crying into her pillow. She’s so tired of waiting until Hawkmoth is defeated.

***

She tried not to. Really she did. But after the conversation on her balcony she transforms and messages him to meet her. Not at the Eiffel Tower. She asked to stop meeting there a few months ago. Thankfully he didn’t question it.

He’s waiting already on a rooftop a few blocks from the bakery. He takes in the look on her face, which is probably revealing exactly how upset she is because she has no poker face. “Is everything ok?” He asks, clearly concerned.

A lump rises in her throat a she shakes her head. He take a cautious step closer, like he wants to comfort her but doesn’t know if it’s the right move.

She steps into his space and takes his hand, slotting their hands together. He’s surprised by the move but doesn’t pull away, just looks at her with drawn eyebrows, “My Lady?” he inquires softly.

It’s a bad idea. It’s a bad idea, but he fills all her thoughts and her dreams, she’s loosing sleep thinking about his eyes. It’s a bad idea, and she knows where it leads, but she pulls him close anyway and for just a moment, she’s okay with damning the world.

He lets her pull him into her space. His eyes are confused until they’re close enough that her intent is clear and she pauses, looking into his eyes, “My Lady?” He questions again, somewhere between inquiry and reverence.

Marinette closes her eyes and whispers, “I want so much more with you. I miss you every day I don’t get to see you, and even then I do. I’m scared because, this is all we can have. Meeting on roof tops and little moments after battles. It could never be enough, but I’m so tired of waiting.”

Her hand is resting on his chest, she can feel the steady rise and fall, “It probably is a bad idea,” he whispers back.

She almost laughs, “It definitely is,” she tells him, then she presses her lips to his anyway.

It feels dangerous, and short, and leaves her only wanting more. When they pull away and look into each others eyes, she sees everything she feels reflected back in his own eyes. Her heart aches, and she vows they’ll always be like that. Mask or not, his eyes will be full of life and love, because that’s Chat Noir. Until she can ensure her nightmares will never become reality again, this will have to be enough. This one kiss. Tomorrow will be hell, and the day after that, and every day until Paris is free of Akuma, but his eyes will never be empty. Chat will never become the dull, hollow version of himself Hawkmoth would turn him into.

She sees in his eyes when he figures it out- this isn’t happening again. He steps away with a sigh of acceptance.

She tightens her grip on his hand before he can pull it away, “After Hawkmoth is defeated Chaton. I promise. I’ll tell you everything.”

He considers her for several long moments before giving her a tight smile and kisses her forehead, “Solid motivation tactic My Lady.”

She laughs, a bit hysterical, and they smile at each other sadly before he vaults away. The ache in her chest is back in an instant, but at least now it is soothed slightly by the memory of his lips pressed to hers.

She wishes it was a strong enough memory to keep more persistent ones at bay, but she looks out over the city and wonders why her secrets could destroy it.

#miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #chat noir #ladybug #chat blanc #alya cesaire #the formatting of this is a mess and idk why #but I don’t care enough to fix it #bc I have to get up for work in a few hours lol #I hardly ever write anymore #but I was like #I have to write this right now #I have a bunch of songs that make me think of rly specific aus I have for ml too #but those would be so long and involved #I do not have that god damn time 😭#so take this #I can’t even tell if it’s good I’m too tired rn

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December 12, 2021

Hello! Day 12 of my advent calendar is more Christmassy like I promised lol but can you believe destiel went canon for a third time wow okay well enjoy this story! Catch up on my domestic deancas advent calendar with this masterpost here!

Summary: The family goes to Christmas Tree Lane to show Jack the lights. Dean and Cas flirt with each other while Jack, the cutie that he is, tells some parents that their little girl is actually a boy. Enjoy!

Christmas Tree Lane.

That’s what they called these four blocks, maybe even more, of houses decorated so elegantly and yet haphazardly. It was astonishing to see so many lights piled on these houses and the yards covered in fake angels or what they believe was that nativity scene.

‘It was much more unhygienic than what these people are showing us.’ He told Dean in annoyance after they passed their third one. Dean just squeezed his hand and called him old.

A house was decorated to look like an actual gingerbread house and Jack reminded them that they have yet to make theirs. Dean laughed as a grimace fell upon Cas’s face but he promised to do that with his son soon. As long as they went to buy the terrible boxed versions because he was not going through that breakdown again.

They were just about to cross the street when Dean let go of Cas’s hand. He expected to feel an arm around him or some other form to replace the loss of touch but nothing came. He turned around ready to complain only to see Dean had run off to help someone carry a stroller up the high sidewalk.

“Thank you so much!” The woman sighed with relief as she flashed his boyfriend a bright smile. “If only my husband can be just as diligent.”

She motioned for the man who was standing by Cas, taking pictures of the house over and over again, before sighing. “He promised a family day but of course work comes first for him.”

“Sorry,” Dean scratches the back of his beanie covered head. “I don’t know why he’ll be ignoring such a pretty thing like yourself and this little princess,” Dean looked into the strolled to see a wide-eyed baby staring back at him as they chewed on some teething rings. “She’s such a cutie.”

“Thank you.” The lady blushed because being complimented by Dean Winchester does that to people. “Her name is Rosie.”

“Rosie.” Dean smiled down at the baby before looking up at Cas, his smile leaving the formal angel breathless. “Babe! I want one.”

Cas shuffled his feet as he felt his face warm up at that loud announcement. His arms crossed over his chest while opening his mouth to say something but his voice was caught in his throat before he narrowed his eyes at Dean. He threw his head back and laughed while Cas tried to keep from looking so fondly at the love of his life.

He looks so beautiful, Cas thought to himself as he made his way over to where Dean stood.

“I’m so sorry if my husband,” Dean raised an eyebrow at that but then a smile broke through his shocked expression. “Is bothering you.”

The woman's expression was the usual shocked one that strangers give them when they announce they are together but her eyes were still warm so that’s a good sign. “Oh, no bother! He’s been a lovely gentleman.”

“Hear that?” Dean leans into him, a grin on his face. “A gentleman.”

Cas fights the urge to roll his eyes but smiles back at the woman. “That’s so kind of you to think so.”

“Hey, friends of yours?” Dean and Cas both turn towards the man who wraps his arm around the woman’s shoulders. She automatically shakes him off and shoots him a glare. He seemed to ignore her and tried to stare them down. “I’m Ryan. Luci’s husband.”

Dean wrapped one arm around Cas’s shoulders while taking Ryan’s outstretched hand in the other, a cocky smile on his face. “Dean. This is my husband, Cas.” Cas gave him a small nod while trying to keep the polite façade on. “Over there is our son, Jack.”

Dean points at Jack who was wandering inside the yard of the gingerbread houses with the other children following behind him. Running around while their parents tried catching them.

“Jack!” Cas called out to him to grab his attention before one of the parents started talking to him. Cas would sure regret losing his angel powers if he ever finds another person yell at his kid. Jack looked up at him and lifted his hand up to wave. “Come on, meet the baby!”

Jack waved goodbye at some of the children before he walked over back to them. He waved up at the couple, Luci waved and smiled back at him and Cas instantly liked her.

“Oh, Rory!” Jack looked down at the baby, his eyes soft with familiarity. “He’s gonna be so happy when he’s older.” Jack looks up at them with a smile. “You two would be great parents to him.”

“She.” Ryan corrected him, softly as if not sure himself now when Jack sounded so confident.

Jack shakes his head. “No, I clearly remember-”

Dean shared a look with Cas knowing it was probably just the God magic in him that could read souls that Jack was referring too. Maybe not the best time to tell these parents about their baby’s future. Cas put his hands on Jack’s shoulders to pull him back to him before Jack opened his mouth to continue to explain.

“Jack, honey, how about let’s get some hot chocolate.” He started ushering Jack away towards a tent at the end across the street. He turned towards the couple. “Nice meeting both of you.”

“Oh, bye!” Jack waved at them. “Thanks for being so understanding. He will love you both so much!”

“Jack.” Cas quietly sighed before meeting Dean’s eyes for him to hurry up.

Dean gave an awkward laugh before saying his own goodbye and rushing towards Cas’s side.

“Kid, you can’t go around outing a damn baby.” Jack looks back at Dean with a confused but cute look on his face, mimicking Cas’s own little head tilt.

“I just wanted to congratulate them.” Jack defended himself as they walked over to the short line of what looks like crappy water down hot chocolate but something warm is exactly what they need right now. Plus, they were free. “Rory is going to do great things!”

Cas's smile was too fond as he looked at his own kid. Remembering when he was still in Kelly’s stomach and knowing Jack would do great things as well. Believing and loving him throughout it all.

“I believe you.” Cas tells him as he brings Jack into a hug. “Rory will be amazing. Just like you.”

Jack chuckled as Cas left kisses on the side of his face. “Dad, stop!”

“We can talk more about your soul readings later.” Dean tells him as they reach the front of the line. The lady at the front looked at them strangely before she smiled and asked how many they would want.

They walked the rest of Christmas Tree Lane. Watching Jack go excitingly from house to house already getting ideas to decorate their house for next year. Dean walked around with his arms around Cas’s waist as he hugged him from behind. Leaving kisses on his cheek and wherever else he can reach as the night dragged on.

“Husband huh?” Dean hummed into his ear as they walked back to the car with Jack finding new things to point out from the houses they just saw.

“Maybe...if you’ll finally propose to me again then maybe we can make that a reality.” Cas didn’t turn to look back at him, knowing Dean was already rolling his eyes.

“You’re such an asshole.” Dean muttered, a grin was pressed against Cas’s skin as he giggled when Dean nibbled at his cheek.

“Dad’s, can we drive past the lights this time?” Jack turned to look at them with a grin so big that neither of them can say no to him. Plus it gives Dean a chance to show off the reindeer antlers that Jack got for Baby.

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First of all give Gwen a good belly rub and a kith om her head. I bet she is a good girl. Also, I don't know what kind of force bond thingy is this but you and I think in almost the same wa. No worries me likey!

AAA I was thinking about Fennec too! See told you we are connected,

Boba having grandpa moment sksksks but yes, he loves Fennec as much as he loves you,

Also, for the love of God, don't ask him to take photos of you,

All your selfies with him end up looking like this 😐Boba 🤗You,

Boba was feeling extra and bought two diamonds collars, one smaller for Fennec and a bigger one for you,

If, he was not a crime lord and didn't meet you he would end up being like a crazy old cat lady,

Is your head okay? It must be painful to have a brain the size of the universe.

Yes, yes, yes Paz definitely helps hurt animals and went out of his way to get rhe right diploma for that,

Din is butthurt when children flood him with question when will Mr Paz come again,

But he swallows his pride and totally participates in eco wokness classes,

Recently I watched a documentary on YouTube about japanese bunny cafe sooo

Paz has also area for the rabbits in the restaurant???

One day on his way to work Paz came across a pupper in distress and he performed a cpr on the dog, someone filmed it and it went viral,

You were scrolling through Instagram and had to double take

Wait was it? No it can't be

Omg Paz my hero, being friends with animals like a Disney princess,

I need you to lay down, your back must be hurt as well. Hurt from carrying this AU on your back queen.

Space themed room for Grogu 10/10 idea and your idea for the metal ball works so well!

Grogu + Din + Running = one day you end up tending to your boys, there are some scratches on their knees and elbows, but mostly Din took the damage(like it was bound to happen there are compilations of din landing on his butt),

Grogu's stroller must be made out of some, really resilient material (beskar??),

Grogu being freaked out by Fennec, like he sees a kitty but the kitty behaves like a doggo??? (srsly Maine Coons are the best high five bestie),

Boba tried to snap a pic of Grogu and Fennec, yeah, we know how it ended up looking,

Grogu desperately tries to steal and sneak in snacks for uncle Paz' pupper because it's so tiny, must feed it a lot! (oh bless his poor soul, little angel),

You and Din spent a whole day shopping for a space themed blankie, literally went to every shop possible, you were too dedicated to the cause but you ended up placing an order on-line,

When Boba had to go abroad for business, you settled on having a FaceTime date,

You wanted to surprise him so he would try his best to come back home as soon as possible,

You call him up appearing on his screen, wearing his favorite lingerie,

Only to end up to a close up of Boba's forehead and him saying

Princess I can't see you, can you hear me, baby girl are you there??,

Srsly what's wrong with him not being able to use the technology correctly,

You decided on sending him pictures, yours were really spicy, you wanted to show him what he was missing,

Well, he send you a pic too. You weren't sure if it was his arm, leg, or his dick.

Maybe you need to check if his camera is stuck on some type of foggy filter because it's just ridiculous at this point,

Sorry I kinda went all of the place with those. If you want to stick up to specific theme you can choose! Or we can just keep up the random brainstorming - 🐣

Kajdksmskaksb stop! You can't be this nice to me lmao. (Also its funny you mention that my brain must hurt bc I do have chronic headaches and migraines) oh and Gwen says thank you for the belly rub and kisses.....

Lmao Boba is a total grandpa when it comes to technology

He totally takes pictures for you like this

Diamond collar you say 👀👀👀 (Boba's princess is totally inscribed on the inside)

TRYING TO FUCKING FACETIME WITH BOBA OMFG

This man is just fuckinv holding the phone like you would when speaking on the phone, you're just seeing the side of his head

He totally tried to send a disk pick but he only got his thigh and like part of his left ball in the picture, not that you can tell

How the fuck does this man have a phone that has the ability to take pictures as good as the best cameras out there manage to only get pictures that look like they were taken with a flip phone?!?!?!

Din's students definitely ask every day when Paz is coming, they just love him and it takes sssoooooo long for him to come back lmao

Paz's restaurant has places for all types of animals, it doesn't matter what they are he has thought of something for them, and he has food for all of them

Paz totally accidentally becomes viral and gets interviewed by so many news channels, and of course he uses the exposure for good and makes an Instagram to show case the restaurant, his organization, and all of the charities he helps

The Instagram blows up and becomes verified and all the money he makes from it he donates to a new charity each month

(He starts hanging up all the fanart he receives all over the restaurant, especially the ones done by kids)

Ok so Din coming home just covered in scratches and your just like 'wtf happened?!?!!'

Turns out Grogu tried to jump out of the stroller while he was jogging and he had to catch him

Din's entire arm and knee + part of his cheek are just scratched to hell, Grogu hand has a small scratch and he's acting like its the end of the world

Grogu + Fennec = over protective pet and the child that it protects

Fennec is constantly pulling Grogu back from trouble by biting his pants leg

Paz's chihuahua (aaaahhh we need a name) loves abusing Grogu's feeding them habit, constantly begging for food around him and he A L W A Y S finds a way to give them some even if you are watching him like a hawk

Also I raise you, Grogu's favorite movies and TV shows are Star Wars

You are constantly trying to convince Din that he looks like Pedro Pascal, but he always deny it

Jokingly one day you say, "you know what you're right Din, Pedro is so much hotter."

He pouts for the rest of the day

For his bday you get Grogu a Luke figure and post it to Twitter, Mark Hamill sees it and retweets it telling him happy bday and may the force be with you

Grogu totally flips out in excitement

Din makes Grogu his own mandalorian helmet that he helps him paint what colors he wants

Paz gets Grogu a telescope and a book about stars

Boba of course spoils the kid and gets the giant lego star wars sets, as well as one of the actual blasters used on set of the OG movies (its one of the ones that that really cool green bounty hunter used 😏)

Also this is us:

Anyways, sorry I was all over the place, I just got so excited lmao!!!

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