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And the first 5 minutes of our film is dedicated to introducing this cute teenage girl! Aww, look at the playful banter she has with her mother, ohh and she's got a boyfriend too? Sweet. Are you attached yet? Good! Because we're killing her off! This movie ain't about her 😂
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HOLY SHIT THE PLOT TWIST IN THE WRETCHED
no spoilers but it was SO fucking good. all the little things throughout the movie that struck me as odd all make sense now. the game of connect four, the “little artist” comment. holy shit, that was masterful.
#we love plot twists that ACTUALLY make sense and STILL surprise you#the wretched#horror movies#the wretched 2019#piper curda#John Paul Howard#kevin bigley#azie tesfai#horror
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SUMMARY: A defiant teenage boy, struggling with his parents' imminent divorce, faces off with a thousand year-old witch, who is living beneath the skin of and posing as the woman next door.
The mod hasn’t seen this movie but it looks interesting based on its IMDb plot synopsis.
#the wretched (2019)#supernatural horror#witchery#2010s#more than 50% havent heard#united states#north american movie#mentionable warning#animal death#child death#horror#movie#poll
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The Wretched (2019)
A defiant teenage boy, struggling with his parents' imminent divorce, faces off with a thousand year-old witch, who is living beneath the skin of and posing as the woman next door.
where to watch: Shudder
rating: 5/10
PLOT HOLES AHOY
This one's got a fun monster and a fun female lead, but that's about it. The story is repetitive, the pacing and characterization are weird. The movie flubs its own rules sometimes.
I love the concept of a body-snatching witch that can make people forget their loved ones, alter their personalities wholly. That shit is rad as fuck. But it feels like it doesn't commit to the bit as hard as it should. Doesn't go as dark as it could.
It lost me in the last act, not because I couldn't follow, but because I ceased to give a fuck. It was so forgettable I'd seen that I watched it on Netflix a few weeks after and went "what movie was this?" and had to start it back up just to remember.
It's not quite what I'd call a bad movie, but if you're looking for good this ain't it either. But it wasn't a terrible watch.
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sorry for being mean abt it but i just need to never see another post abt mcr i think
#i dont like these guys and like 99.9% of mcr fans are completely insufferable or just straight up Bad People#having been deep in the mcr fandom from 2019 to uhh. i dont remember when exactly. like id seen the horrors#and i dont want to see them anymore. evil horrible wretched place
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Not me accidentally stumbling upon the Twitter account of my ex who frequently wrote and drew porn about me without consent and constantly threatened self-harm and suicide anytime he didn't get his way. Good fucking Lord.
#rambling#2019 was a strange year#gotta say at least his new username is accurate. wretched thing indeed you fucking weirdo
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reckon my life is really awesome every two years and the even years are just a bit dogshit but itll balance out eventually so its ok. this also unironically goes for international music releases
#2019? banger. first industry job made lots of friends mentally physically baller#not to mention. jopping. wayv debut. idk other things happened probably#i cant rmr any other years except 2013 when i was in yr 12 but had given up hopes of matching my freakish smart peers and was having fun#and 2021 during which every good song on earth was released#but you get it#this year was quite good overall too i wont lie its been really good except for the losing half my money thing#and the getting covid thing#and the weather being wretched and the inflation and the climate change and the wars and the
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1st one for scary October, saw this for this noon. 📺🥃
It's not too bad, it had potential to be great. Give it a try.
The Wretched (2019)
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I went digging through youtube, old posts, and shitty websites, along with my memories, and here you go! Hopefully these are accurate.
2013 — Unoffical Tumblr event “Mishapocalypse” happened, an online flash mob event wherein which Tumblrinas change their profile pictures to a specific picture of Misha Collins of Supernatural fame.
2014 — Users were given the option to get Tumblr Pro for free, and those who accepted were given top hats on their icons. Prompty after this, @staff announced that “Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.”
2015 — The “Executive Suite 2016 Productivity Edition” essentially changed Tumblr into office software, allowing spreadsheets for memes, calculators that gave incorrect answers, and Coppy. Who gave “helpful tips”.
2016 — Tumblr voted to select the “new lizard king”, from Rick, Debrah, Mop and Wretched Tooth. However, more famously, an edited @staff post reads “for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits”.
2017 — The Tumblr Horse Game was a feature that, when clicked, took users to a game wherein you had to collect shit from a pixelated horse. If you failed to do so, the horse died.
2018 — The answer to Bitcoin, is Tumblcoin! A parody of crytocurency.
2019 — Tumblr Memories, in which Tumbeasts were set loose. Remember them? The mascot from 2011, for service interruption announcements.
2020 — There was seemingly no prank this year. This was COVID-19.
2021 — Tumblr released “non-fungible tumblcryptids”, a parody of NFTs. There was a supposedly limited amount of them.
2022 — A light switch, when activated, would open up a variety of colourful things on the desktop dashboard, including a “Summon Crab!” button, which would summon a crab when activated. Other buttons made different sounds.
2023 — A feature similar to the Discord reaction function was temporarily added, using basic emojis.
2024 — Every user was given the option to opt-in to the boop o meter, and could boop, super boop, and evil boop other users who also opted in, earning up to three badges by doing so.
#april fools#tumblr meta#boop o meter#tumblr memories#tumbeasts#non fungible tumblcryptids#summmon crab#tumblcoin#coppy#tumblr horse game#tumblr pro#mishapocalypse#new lizard king#boop
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[ “REMEMBER WHEN” ]:
I CAN STILL SEE YOU AT THE PLACE OUT THERE WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE FELT LIKE THE ONLY TWO ALIVE? DON’T LET ME BE ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO SEEKS A LOST ROMANCE. WOULD YOU GO AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN GIVEN THE CHANCE?
— WALLOWS, NOTHING HAPPENS (2019)
Laena had known Rhaenyra since the two were only girls. They were the closest of friends—closer, even—under the watchful eyes of the castle and the upturned nose of the queen. Queen Alicent had a lovely face befitting for a lady and a brittle, jealous demeanor appropriate for a wicked stepmother. As much as Rhaenyra was drawn to her, she equally sought reprieve. Laena hardly worried, however, as Rhaenyra had the men, steel, and fortitude to rescue herself. It was only a matter of time.
In this AU, Rhaenyra’s older stepmother, Alicent, remains a contrary source of vitriol, intrigue, and affection. Her fixation on her stepdaughter evolves, until her envy is not only of her, but those who love her and are loved in return. Laena is clearly one of those people, and has earned the favor of the nobility in her own right. She wears gowns of silver, blue, and gold, and will become one of the most revered dragon riders of their generation. What else can she inspire but awe and envy? To Rhaenyra, it seems that tenderness is there, and maybe relief. Fondness is the word. It leaves a bad, coppery taste in Alicent’s mouth. Alicent doesn’t have hardly anyone to be fond of in this wretched place. Her children, perhaps, however many she’ll have. Or her husband, her father, or noble, dejected Criston Cole. And—well. No. It’s out of the question. Still. What compares to the camaraderie of shared girlhood? Like knows like, a dragon and dragon sharing the sky.
Laena is Rhaenyra’s first love and closest friend, and the two toe an ambiguous line between platonic and romantic. While they may never wed, their affinity towards one another is an open secret and there is an implicit understanding between families that should Rhaenyra be forced to wed Laena’s brother, arrangements will be made. It is, after all, hardly the first time such agreements have been enacted. Alicent is disgusted, of course; marriage between and man and woman should stay that way. She’s seen the wandering eyes and shared smiles, and something low in her gut twists in revulsion, and for some reason, hurt. Why are they free to do what they want and with whomever they please? No one is free here, not even the blood of the dragon.
Laena and Rhaenyra are both young women, not quite adults yet. In this imaginary timeline, Rhaenyra enjoys a relatively smooth few years before she is forced to take up a sword against traitors and defend her own right to the throne. Despite their complicated history, Alicent’s role in a usurpation attempt on Rhaenyra’s crown has been discovered. Laena reassures her not only of her own conviction and loyalty, but reminds her of the gossip and hurt Alicent has inflicted in the past, rooted in her own resent.
#laenyra#rhaenicent#rhaenyra targaryen#laena velaryon#alicent hightower#house of the dragon#rhaenyra x laena#hotd#my art#return of the jealous older stepmother au but this time its focused on laena. in this au she never has to marry daemon and she and Rhaenyra#get to live out their summer lovers agenda potential as they were always meant to do
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Publications on Elder Scrolls Linguistics
Hey friends, since people seem to be interested in Elder Scrolls linguistics I thought I'd share this paper :)
Fekete, T., & Porkoláb, Á. (2019). From Arkngthand to wretched squalor: Fictional place-names in the elder scrolls Universe. ICAME Journal, 43(1), 23-58.
PDF is available on google scholar! Not hidden behind a paywall!
It's a survey of place names in the Elder Scrolls and there types such as Ayelid ruin versus city and their real-life origins (Norse, Latin, Arabic). Here's a summary of origins for Mimetic names (names coined using phonetic patterns)
I believe they mostly focus on Skyrim, hence Norse at 40.6%
#the elder scrolls#skyrim#tes#tesblr#tes linguistics#if anyone wants to chat about this reach out to me pls!
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https://www.tumblr.com/distort-opia/693230466074132480/top-10-gayest-things-batman-has-uttered-about-the
Literally screaming reading this. Show this to my friend, they don't even ship batjokes but even they acknowledge how gay it is. A part 2 maybe?
Ah yes, I love that post too. Sorry to have taken so long, but here's a Part 2 to "Gayest things Bruce has uttered about or to Joker"!
11) “It's me you want -- it's me you've always wanted. Free her and I'll let you have me. [...] All the bullets in all their guns won't stop me from reaching you... the adrenalin of all the years between us will carry me straight to your throat, Joker... and when the bullets finally bring me down... I'll drag you down with me.”
-- Detective Comics (1937) #532
12) “...but that isn't my mission here. It's him. I'm just as obsessed with him as you are.”
-- Batman (2016) #135
13) “Does he recognize me? Does he know who I am? I may never know. I'm feeling a terrible sense of finality... We've been linked to each other for so long, neither of us truly understanding the bond.”
-- Batman: A Death in the Family (1988)
14) “Don't you understand? I don't want to hurt you. I don't want either of us to end up killing the other. [...] It doesn't have to end like that. I don't know what it was that bent your life out of shape, but who knows? Maybe I've been there too. Maybe I can help. We could work together. I could rehabilitate you. You needn't be out there on the edge anymore. You needn't be alone. We don't have to kill each other.”
-- Batman: The Killing Joke (1988)
15) “Joker, you need to remember who you are, you just need to take my hand, and you'll remember your old life... [...] Joker! Take my hand! [...] We can beat this. Together.”
-- Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (2019) #1
16) “I was afraid of what he'd do... when I was gone. [...] I wish he were still alive.”
-- Batman: Damned (2018) #3
17) “I made this wretch... I'll have to mind him.”
-- Batman: Lovers and Madmen (2007)
18) “Is he mirroring my broken psyche with his fake smile? Is the Joker... broken too?”
-- Batman (2016) #128 (I Am A Gun)
19) “If I beat you long enough, hard enough... You'll tell me.”
-- Action Comics (1938) #719
20) “I'm trying to figure out what the Joker was doing naked... does he always remove his clothes first?”
-- Detective Comics (2016) #1000
#the context for a lot of these makes them even more insane actually!#as in both quotes from TKJ and DitF take place AFTER Barbara and Jason are attacked. aaaanyway :)#asks#batman#bruce wayne#joker#batjokes#my comic panels#...kinda
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insane rant under the cut 🫶
Daniel is obviously going through a #moment right now so I can't really speak for the other reputation era cullings (unfollowing people) but the only one I have 0 doubts about is Zak. like imagine having the kind of temperament & patience that would put saints to shame, playing the: no, it's fine. I'm unscathed, it's all business, I get it, the entirety of my career is just collateral damage and I’ll take that in stride and its fine!!!!!! part so! Well! Like!!!! Down to a T and your wretched, fugly fucking nightmare of an ex-boss won't shut up about you, wont stop making sly, unnecessary comments unprompted- when discussing his own drivers, when discussing other teams, when discussing other fucking racing series. And you've been gone for 9 months and it's fine. You're determined to make it fine even when it's not. You're fine because it's a cut-throat sport. You're fine because you HAVE to be fine, there was never an alternative. Fine is survival. You're fine because you've been through this before (except you haven't) when you left Red Bull and Christian, jilted, said [and these are direct quotes despite how insane they seem]
“I have to admit it’s kind of been like trying to convince a girl to go out with you that’s been pretty reticent. It’s felt like that." <insane btw
“In the end we gave Daniel everything he wanted and asked for and it still wasn’t enough.”
“We’ve bent over backwards to make it happen"
And Christian said all of that while you still had 4 more months with Red Bull left. And Christian was legitimately scorned (and, terribly, he may even had the right to be because he asked you to drive him on his wedding day and he bought your nephew the same car he bought his son and he still calls your wins his favourite races), he told people as much, probably let on more than he intended to when he told the media that you told him you’re leaving A DAY before renault anounced your contract, and the proposition was so preposterous he thought you were provoking him. And he said you're running from a fight and he snidely said he still doesn't understand why you left in 2018 and 2019 and 2020 and 2021 and 2022 (<no this is not a joke) but Christian also congratulated you when you ended Renault’s 10 year podium drought, said the podium is where you belong. He congratulated you on your second podium even though that race ended in a dnf for Max and Alex finished last.
You’re fine because you’ve been through this before (except you haven’t) when you left Renault. Cyril doesn’t speak to you for weeks after the announcement is made and when he does speak TO you and ABOUT you it’s acrimonious. But his vitriol is laced with praise, he tells the media you’ll regret leaving a team which has been made more competitive by your own labours and when you’re out of his team and he’s out of the sport he meets up with you to deliver on a drunken bet made in 2019.
And you're media trained, and chillingly diplomatic for someone with such a carefree brand and you wear the horrors so fucking well, you wear it elegantly, with grace. And you shake hands and you smile when you’re supposed to and everything is made fine by the sheer force of will. Until you’re injured. Actually injured, less than 24 hours after you told the media that you didn’t need the break, that you were sick with this ubiquitous eagerness to be back all throughout summer. And you’re out again. And all your fugly fucking rat of an ex boss had to do was not use the injury that will put you out for at least 3 weeks as a vicious one liner to undermine someone else. I have no doubt that’s what did it for him :))))))
#and while I’m on an insane roll already I just want to say I called this a couple of weeks ago#I literally said I think Daniel is realising what happened to him in the sunken place. lol.#daniels bigger person thing was driving me up the fucking walls#but 2 weeks ago he said- for the first time- that he doesn’t want to talk about mclaren anymore#and now this.#thank you GOD ☝️#take this in the spirit it was intended: insane
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Stats from Movies 1-100
Top 10 Movies - Highest Number of Votes
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) had the most votes with 2,493 votes.
The 10 Most Watched Films by Percentage
Coraline (2009) was the most watched film with 89.41% of voters saying they had seen it.
The 10 Least Watched Films by Percentage
Halloween (2007) was the least watched film with 64.13% of voters saying they hadn't seen it.
The 10 Most Known Films by Percentage
Coraline (2009) was the best known film with only 0.08% of voters saying they'd never heard of it.
The 10 Least Known Films by Percentage
Shrooms (2007) was the least known film with 74.77% of voters saying they'd never heard of it.
The movies part of the statistic count and their polls below the cut.
Carrie (1976)
Scream (1996)
Hereditary (2018)
It (2017)
Candyman (1992)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
The Babadook (2014)
Paranormal Activity (2007)
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
Misery (1990)
The Fly (1986)
Black Swan (2010)
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
3 from Hell (2019)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
Halloween (1978)
Halloween (2007)
Re-Animator (1985)
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Scary Movie (2000)
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Psycho (1960)
Train to Busan (2016)
Thelma (2017)
The Dark (2018)
Ravenous (1999)
Shrooms (2007)
Let the Right One In (2008)
It Follows (2014)
Martyrs (2008)
The Wicker Man (1973)
The Descent (2005)
Dead End (2003)
Fear Street trilogy (2021)
The Ring (2002)
Bride of Re-Animator (1990)
Frankenstein (1931)
Broken (1993)
NoroI: The Curse (2005)
The Eyes of My Mother (2016)
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Phenomena (1985)
Ichi the Killer (2001)
Nightbreed (1990)
Braindead (1992)
Hatching (2022)
Wait Until Dark (1967)
The Host (2006)
Oculus (2013)
Skinamarink (2022)
We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021)
Perfect Blue (1997)
The Night House (2020)
Lake Mungo (2008)
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Devour (2005)
My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)
Unfriended (2014)
Choose or Die (2022)
The Ritual (2017)
Countdown (2019)
The Wretched (2019)
House (1977)
Suspiria (1977)
Hatchet (2006)
Hell House LLC (2015)
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)
The Exorcist (1973)
Poltergeist (1982)
Gremlins (1984)
Child's Play (1988)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Audition (1999)
Cam (2018)
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Ready or Not (2019)
Dracula (1931)
Freaks (1932)
Alien (1979)
Saw (2004)
House of Wax (2005)
Parasite (2019)
Nope (2022)
The Lost Boys (1987)
Hellraiser (1987)
Ghost Ship (2002)
Triangle (2009)
Talk to Me (2022)
Terrifier (2016)
Coraline (2009)
Monster House (2006)
Mama (2013)
Pulse (2001)
Midsommar (2019)
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