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thoughts-on-bangtan · 3 years

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Seokjin and the ‘Bang PD is cooking for me’ saga

Truly Seokjin is just filled with so much chaotic energy, especially today, I’m just sitting with my phone in hand laughing and giggling the entire time. If you only just now came online and didn’t have the time to check Weverse yet, let me give you a quick rundown of events. This post, in part, was inspired by an ask we’ve gotten about this and also in references to yesterdays post/You Quiz episode and solo behavior in connection to Seokjin.

From anon: SEOKJIN APPRECIATION POST! I just love Seokjin so much. Yesterday people were so mad that he said he asked for some of his interview to be cut from the broadcast. It is still baffling to me that people refuse to accept that he has clear boundaries and shares only what he is comfortable with. Isn't that exactly what you would want for someone you claim to love? What are the chances he saw that and said, you know what let me p*** them off more by posting pics of Bang PD cooking for him. I’m dead😂

Because I, too, very much appreciate and love Seokjin, let's look at what he’s been up to today on Weverse because, really, it all started out very normally, just like any other time he’s been online, with a reply and a selca.

Thank you to that ARMY for complementing him and potentially being the reason why we even got that selca, and if not, still thanks. After that he replied to another post making everyone just loose it with laughter and inspiring a lot of very funny bathtub edits. Dear Seokjinnie, I’m pretty sure you already have more than enough zeros on your bank account to fill numerous bathtubs but the visual of that is just very interesting.

Everyone thought this would be it, the end of todays adventures on Weverse, but little did we know the party had just begun. Because not that long after...things went off the rails more and more and honestly, I love it.

Get yourself a CEO and chairman of the agency you’re part of to come to your house and cook for you. Truly, this relationship that the boys have with Bang PD is just something, even more when you notice how Seokjin called him hyung despite the difference in age and work place hierarchy, even if it was just as a way to tease him since it’s rather obvious that Seokjin was having a blast.

That food looks absolutely amazing, wow. I’m impressed Mr. Bang.

Seokjin calling Bang PD cutie, we’ve seen it all. I can’t. But if you thought that’s it, no, no. It’s not over yet. Because we get a duckface/pout attempt from Bang PD? The content no one asked for and yet we’ve received it thanks to a definitely at least tipsy seeming Seokjin.

And yet...that’s still not the end because, as though to put the cheery on top, Seokjin also posted a video while laughing and quite clearly having a great time. And calling Mr. Bang “Shihyuk-ah” as though they are chingu, honestly, I CAN’T.

...and then, as the finale of this saga, Seokjin attempted to give Bang PD allowance money. Because of course he did. I love Seokjin so much, he’s so funny!

I love the fact that Mr. Bang just indulged Seokjin in his shenanigans, that he took those two selcas with him, let him take pictures and that video, that he cooked something delicious looking for him at all. I know many, and I mean many many, try to paint Bang PD as some kind of Disney villain and while I won’t pretend he’s a flawless CEO/chairman, since he’s certainly made mistakes and questionable choices in the past, but his relationship with the members really seems good, especially now.

We know he called them when they got their HOT100 #1 while crying, he gifted them shares of BH which is something very unheard of in the industry (though the boys more than earned it seeing as their hard work and talented essentially funded this empire), and he seems to be on their side, like that time when Yoongi said the A&R team were iffy on something in his song but Bang PD just told them to let Yoongi do his thing because he trusts him.

As always, it’s pretty clear, that the best thing we can do is exactly what the members, and especially Namjoon, have asked us to do: trust them. Trust that they know what they do, what they want, how to stand up for their demands, and that they are backed by their own managers, lawyers, families and their fellow members. They have almost a decade of experience in this industry that’s basically hellbent on swallowing anyone whole who isn’t strong enough to fight for themselves, and yet they are still here. They’ve faced struggles most of us can’t even imagine and come out stronger on the other side, even close to each other. Strong enough that their CEO/chairmen even cooks for them and indulges them in their shenanigans on weverse.

#Seokjin #BTS #bts weverse

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thesolotomyhan · 4 years

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Narcos México: Dating them would include: (7/7)

ok, i was too lazy to fully edit so please forgive me if this is actually trash :((

Tags: @fandomnerd16 , @visintaes , @sheeshgivemeabreak

Warnings: NSFW!

Güerito is the softest out of everyone, a KING, you two are just so damn cute together

The most loving and affectionate relationship, im crying

Your relationship is the most talked about among everyone, the it couple from sinaloa,,,

he’s so hopelessly in love with you,,, his heart would just melt when you simply tell him you love him-

like, there is never a moment where you two are mad at each other, you’re always seen smiling and giving each other the biggest heart eyes anyone has ever witnessed- i cant,

Wherever Hector needs to make an appearance, like at a party, he’s arriving with you because there’s no Güero Palma without you-

his forehead kisses are the best

would give you them before he has to go talk business with a socio at a party and leave you with chapo or cochi

It makes him comfortable to leave you with them because he knows they’ll protect you with their lives if they have to-

“Ahorita regreso, mi cielo, si ocupas algo, avisale a Chapo, eh? No me tardo”

I cant, the way he softly speaks to you is everything,,,

he also probably looks over every 5 minutes to make sure you’re doing alright without him,,,

He’s always holding your hand - im crying

He’ll intertwine your hands and bring them to his lips to kiss your hand-

Or he’ll bring your intertwined hands to his chest, over his heart and caress your face with the other hand,,,

“este corazon es solo de ti, mi amor” i-

ok I keep thinking about the way Güerito would look at you at all times, everyday,,

The lovesick puppy look is everything,-

He could also talk about you for hours because holy shit do you have him tied down-

, nothing makes him smile brighter than seeing you get along with Chapo and Cochi, even though they tend to endlessly tease the both of you-

“Bueno, cuando piensan ustedes hacer chiquito güeritos y güeritas, pues? Pinche, Chapito ya quiere ser un padrino”-

The little look Güero throws at you when you blush and smile up at him after Cochi said that-

Honestly, Cochi and Chapo would probably be so escandalosos the day you announce your pregnancy, i-

The sinaloa family grows :))

I just know, Hector has a framed photo of you two on his desk🥺,,,

He’ll just stare at your face when he’s beginning to stress out and remind himself that he’s doing it for you,, so he can keep you happy-

My heart--, Hector gives me hardcore old school vibes, like even though you’re married, he’s always giving you the biggest bouquet of roses he can find before every. single. date.

The tiny little smile he has as he stands there when he sees your eyes light up-

“Para ti mi amor, te los escogí yo mismo” fuck

, When he takes you out to eat, he’s holding your hand from across the table, running his thumb over your knuckles-

, this man is giving you his undivided attention when you talk and giving you the most adoring smile, im dying-

ok Güero would totally be the one to take you to a “mini” date after your date

Like, he’ll take you to the neveria or even buy you 6 different antojitos for you to share with him -im sobbing

I cant even imagine how his heart would literally break whenever he sees you upset, automatically thinking what he did wrong to make you sad :(

“Mi cielo, que paso? No llores, dime, que hice” I- :(((

just the way he holds you and lets you cry into him-

ohh,, if someone hurted you, he would personally shoot up all of sinaloa if he has to in order to make you feel safe again-

He would go through hell and back just to make it up to you and see you smile,,,,

He also definitely tries his best to shield you from the business, but he can’t help but rant to you about everything that goes on

, I feel like he’ll rant to you about the time Chapo suggested his tunnel idea and hector is just over here rambling about how tf he’s going to find another way through tijuana

Its not until you speak up about maybe considering chapo’s idea, like you mention something about “por lo que me dices, no se van dar cuenta los de tijuana, mucho menos porque nadie piensa buscar abajo de tierra, hector”

Güero just pauses and looks at you, because??? You just said it so nonchalantly and made the idea make sense to him? all while making champurrado like the queen you are-

“Intelligente, mi preciosa, verdad?” as he comes up to you and tilts your face to kiss you,,

ooh the two of you making food together has my heart dying,-

domestic-hector can have my whole fucking soul,,

SoftCuddles in the morning and before bed, he would pull you on top of him and give you so many kisses on your face, your happy laughter just makes him so weak, I-

NSFW:

alright right off the bat, this man loves receiving blowjobs from you, like not only because it lowers his stress levels, but also just the way you look,, makes him hard,

when your on your knees for him, your mouth filled with his cock, and the sounds that fill up the room,,i - he has that view ingrained into his memory,,

cada vez que se encabrone, your already unbuckling his pants to help him relax in his chair at his office-

he’ll stare as you go down on him, letting out a deep low groans,-

“Un pinche angel que dios me mando, verdad mi cielo?”

as he holds the side of your face, slowly thrusting into your mouth-ok

this is going to lead into office sex, im sorry im not making the rules here

it just excites him having you lay on his workspace, gripping the desk and biting your lips to keep quiet as he pounds into you,

“no hagas ruido mi amor, yo se que puedes aguantar”

the one thing he hates about office sex tho is having to be quick because he doesn’t want to risk someone finding you naked on his desk with his cock inside of you-

and yet, you two are so good at hiding any noises that could lead to suspicion he’s banging you in his office,,

but he’s literally so shit at hiding the evidence, like, his hair and outfit are so out of place, there’s a fresh hickey on his neck and your panties were left on the floor,,

“Güero, no chingues, son las nueve de la mañana, cabron, no te podrías esperar?”

Cochi and Chapo would give him so much shit, pero le vale

ok at home though, i feel like Güero is a mix of desperate and slow, like he’ll desperately smother you in kisses, wanting to get you out of your clothes as soon as possible,,

But once he has you laid out on the bed, he’s slowing down, taking his time, worshiping you

He needs to make you feel good before he can even think about himself,, you can fight me if you don’t think this man loves going down on you

es apasionado el cabron, he’s looking up at you while he’s in between your thighs, probably has his hands wandering up your body as you cry out for him, letting you move your hips on his face -dammit

the way he’ll kiss your inner thighs when he’s done, i-

ok my soft bby needs to see your face when you have sex, he admires the way you respond to his thrusts-

i know hector would lay his forehead on yours, cooing how good youre being for him as he gently holds your face and do those slow but rough thrusts-

or he’ll plant one of his hands on your stomach, pounding into you, thinking about how beautiful you would look swole this his kid, im sorry

dont look at me, that is one of his many goals ok, quiere una familia, he goes rock hard just thinking about knocking you up-

alright, can you imagine surprising him when he comes home after a long day to see you wearing lingerie, his mind just goes blank when he sees you walk up to him

“no estoy muerto, verdad?”

his hands are automatically holding your waist as you laugh up to him, pulling him along to your bedroom,,

“no, nomas queria recordarte cuanto te amo” ,- ohh

ok-i laugh at this scenario,, but, Cochi probably teases güero non stop when he’s mad and yells at his workers

like, he’ll wander up to güero who’s fuming, a death glare in his eyes and cochi just smugly saying,

“Quieres que llamo tu mujer para que te pueda chupar a la verga?”

Güero just throws him an annoyed look, like are you being fr right now? “Callate, pendejo”

but the next day he arrives with like 15 orders of tacos for everyone with a smile and Chapo would probably be the next to call him out,,

“Que Güero, tuvistes una buena noche? Le dices a tu mujer que gracias de parte de todos aqui” ,,,

guero wouldnt even be mad at that point, probably gives them a little smile because el si tiene mujer que lo cuida-

god, riding güero, sign me tf up

this is where he’ll help you tear your clothes off on top of him and give you deep kisses that leave you breathless, helping you grind on him

he’ll wrap his arms around you and deeply thrust into you with no warning, making you throw your head back

kissing your neck as he feels you try to vigorously bounce on him, while you run your hands through his hair,,

His hands would be everywhere, one minute their grasping your ass the next he has them running all over back,,

fuck, when he grips your hips to hold you still on top of him as he roughly thrusts into you,,i-

GraBbinG his necklace, like tangling it in between your hands to tightly grasp something when he makes you shout his name- wow

#narcos mexico imagine #narcos mexico imagines #narcos imagine #hector palma salazar #el guero #hector palma x reader #narcos mexico #narcos: mexico #narcos #also im big sad theres no gifs para mi guero #is he underrated? yes :(

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witchlyboo · 4 years

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Tom Holland dating a Latina Pt. 3

Christmas edition 🎄

Holaaaaaaaaa. The audacity of coming here after months, I know but I’m 100% that bitch and I’m here anyway with a nice HC, if you’re nice with me you can have a proper fanfic later in New Year...maybe.

Two things first:

English isn’t my first lenguage (obs) you’ll probably (surely) find some spell mistakes, let me know.

I know it’s not Christmas anymore, that’s it, that’s my argument.

What do you mean this isn’t a Christmas gif? Well, find one that everyone haven’t used and send it to me, you criticona whore.

This is mostly Mexican bc I’m Mexican but if you could tell me typical things of your country so I can make it more inclusive, I’d be really grateful.

Thanks for read my mental breakdown, really appreciate it.

Say it louder for those in the back!

WE DON’T STAND STEREOTYPES.

bUT

Hehehehe

face it, Latin Christmas it’s like pretty relatable.

you weren’t nervous for take Tom to meet your family.

of course you weren’t.

you were in fuCKIN’ HELL.

ok, I’m exaggerating.

but your family can be...irregular, for a british boy who barely knows them.

This was the deal: you will spend Christmas with your family and New Year with his.

Stupid hermoso puppy eyes boy who can make you think everything he says is a good idea.

“It’s not to late to regret”

“We just landed”

you love your family more than anything.

even when they are so caotic.

and loud

and explosive

no one could blame you for preparing for the worst.

so, there you were, in la casa de la abuela.

“It’s not to late to regret”

“ Are you worry they don’t like me?”

“I’m worry they like you more than they like me”

he held your hand and all your worries fainted.

“K fine, chingue su madre” you said to yourself.

You finally get in.

5 seconds of solid silence, for a moment you thought you were in the wrong place.

It didn’t last to much.

Everybody SCREAMING

Hugs, handshakes, kisses everywhere, not knowing exactly who they come from.

He has to hold your hand hard so they won’t tear him apart from you.

Your family barely knows English, just basic words.

Your Tom barely knows Spanish, just basic words.

that gave you a safety zone where you can control the information.

“what did she said?”

“she asked if we are living together, say no”

“but we are”

“oh, I see, I didn’t want to buy that carpet and now you want to break my abuelita’s heart.”

“...No”

Your primos y sobrinos were so exciting running and trying to be with him, specially the little ones.

Bc omg he’s spIDERMAN.

he playing with all of them, looking so excited because they have Spiderman toys.

as usual you helped in the kitchen so you left him in la sala.

and of course.

*pretends not to be shocked*

your cousins and uncles were trying hard to put him drunk.

“Chúpele, mijo”

you saved him just in time, he started to feel dizzy.

the dinner is ready.

Even when Christmas is a big thing in England too, he never have seen this quantity of food.

not just the quantity, all types of colors, smells, textures, tastes.

and your mom doesn’t stop putting food on his plate

“No, mi amor, that’s spicey.”

*eats it anyway*

*pretends had to go to the bathroom*

*cames back with tears in his eyes*

“Told ya”

All your tías were fascinated with him.

i meAN

This was the very first time you don’t hear the:

“¿Y el novio, mija?”

everyone know his name but rather call him “El wero”

tom smiling the whole time, laughing even when he doesn’t understand what’s going on.

but he’s so happy, not just for being half drunk, he could finally know more about you

he’s exactly what you expect him to be and more

saying a soft “gracias” all the time

offering his help in every opportunity

holding your hand, back or shoulder

and giving you random forehead kisses at any chance

random pause to go cry

anyWAY

you took him away when they started to discuss something

he wasn’t ready for a family fight.

los terrenos del abuelo, los platos robados, quien puso más dinero, opiniones del aborto, the basics, you know.

you take him outside holding his hand and tell him a childhood memory that you have in that garden

he can’t takes his eyes of you, almost breathing.

“What?”

“nothing, just... you’re just the way I imagined you will be”

“Imagined what?”

“The love of my life”

Yep, that sound was my heart breaking

“Feliz Navidad, mi amor”

“Merry Christmas, my love”

#tom holland #tom holland blurb #tom holland headcanon #tom holland imagine #tom holland x reader #tom holland smut #tom holland x latina! reader #tom holland x poc reader #dating tom holland would include #my garbage #tom holland christmas #spiderman imagine #spiderman #spiderman fanfic

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bangtankpopauheaven · 7 years

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You came from the future and speak casually with the King and became close

Kim Namjoon :

You tightened your grip on your sweater because the cold weather in the palace. It’s been 2 weeks since you got here and the King, which is Kim Namjoon, told you to stay inside the palace because it’s more safe than wondering alone in the foreign country.

He said Korea is foreign country to you even though you born in Seoul, 1994. Well, he’s the King so you need to listen for what he say. “Good morning, y/n. How was your sleep?” You turned your head and you saw Namjoon with his ministers and guards in the early morning.

You smiled at him, “oh, Namjoon-ah! Well, there were a lot of mosquitoes here but it’s okay. I guess.” Namjoon started to getting used when you speak casually to him but not to the ministers, they whispered at each other while glaring at you. “Don’t you dare to speak like that to the King, young lady.” You were taken aback a little bit by they action but you understood the situation quickly and bowed to Namjoon.

“No need to do that,” he turned his head, “she’s staying at the Queen Palace, you understand what does it mean right?” They widened their eyes unbelievable and bowed their head to you.

Namjoon smiled to you and patted your head softly, “I’ll meet you after this. You can enjoy the view first.”

Kim Seok Jin :

“Yah, don’t you dare to eat my food.”

“W-what?” He widened his eyes as he gulped his food. You gasped and closed your mouth quickly, “I’m so sorry, Your Majesty! I-I mean you can eat all of them,” you stuttered. He smiled and shook his head, “it’s okay if you want it. I like to see you eat a lot. Just, taken aback for what you said.”

You nodded slowly, “I’m so sorry I speak-” He chuckled, “it’s okay, y/n. I like the way you talk, now, tell me about the food in your place again.”

“Sure.”

“And maybe you can cook me food everyday.” You stayed silent and stared at him.

Min Yoongi :

He would be amazed by how you talk to him, it’s not bothering him, though. He likes it because finally he could be himself when he’s only with you. He sometimes talk to you about his problem, “they won’t listen to me and laugh at me. They don’t know how hard is it to fulfill the people’s wants.”

You listened to him while leaning your head on your desk, “well, Yoongi, I don’t think you did wrong. That’s a good and nice idea of you, actually,” you said by smiling at him, “you are a great King.”

He stared at you for a moment and put his head down, “can I borrow your shoulder for a moment?” He asked. You nodded, “sure.” You stood up and he walked approaching you with his head down. You thought he would whispered something instead of hugging you tightly. “Umm....Yoongi? What’s wrong?” You asked.

“Just stay like this for a moment please?”

“Um...okay?”

Jung Hoseok :

He would always make a joke about that but glad because it means you’re comfortable enough around him despite you’re stuck in another century.

“Chingu-ah, don’t forget to be on time,” you said.

“Chingu? Yah, I feel offended,” he said.

You stared at him confusedly, “I planned to make you my consort?”

“What? Hoseok!”

“Well, sorry not sorry.”

Park Jimin :

You’re the only one can make him laugh all the time, you were always straight-forward for what you said all the time. Sometimes you also criticized how Jimin ruled the country and he gladly accept your advice.

Suddenly, you heard a lot of people talking about a girl who will become a new consort and they said you disturbing their system by being close with Jimin so you decided to keep a distance with him.

Well, of course he realized it and he knew that you heard about the engagement which he didn’t agree at all. “Yah, why are you keeping a distance with me?”

“Your Majesty, Don’t you have meetings?”

“Nah, I don’t. And who told you to speak like that to me? Speak like usual okay? I don’t like it.” You were confused, “what?” He chuckled and smiled, “they told me to marry a boring girl, I like you.”

“What?”

“You heard me and I ain’t repeat that word.”

Kim Taehyung :

It’s simple. Both of you did a lot of pranks, jokes, and that makes the whole palace getting exhausted to see both of you prank the maids and court ladies. But they smiled as they heard his laughter. The King laughter which is very rare before you came to this place.

“Tae, you need to do it like this!”

“It’s hard!”

“That’s why I’m teaching you how to do it!” You said as you cut the origami and accidentally cut yourself and Taehyung widened his eyes, “call the doctor!” You were flustered because it’s only a small scratch but he acted like I was stabbed by a sword.

“Yah, yah, I’m okay? See? I’m alive,” you said while calming him down.

“You are wounded, y/n-ah.”

“Uh-huh and I’m fine. See? I’m okay, I’m alive, and I’m talking with you.” He sighed and caressed your wounded finger, “I’m worried...” You found that Taehyung has a cute side of him and he only show it to you which makes you very special.

Jeon Jungkook :

People knows him as a cold yet introvert person. But when you came, you asked about the country a lot and complimented his works. Jungkook would opened up his heart day by day and he sometimes would tell you what’s bothering him and how to deal with it.

“Jungkook, you need to be confidence of yourself. People trust you a lot. How will you survive when I’m not here?”

“Huh?”

“Yeah, I could be back anytime soon right?”

He shook his head and leaned on his chair while massaging his temples, “that’s what I’m afraid the most. I don’t want you to leave.” You chuckled, “this isn’t my world, Kookie. You’ll be okay.”

“I’m not okay without you. I’m the King and you can’t disobey me, stay.”

#Kpop imagines #Kpop au #Kpop reactions #kpop royal au #kpop kingdom au #bangtan imagines #bangtan scenarios #bangtan x reader #bangtan reactions #bangtan au #bts x reader #bts imagines #bts scenarios #bts reactions #bts royal au

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jungkookienoona · 7 years

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The Meme and His Tutor

Part 5: The Time Namjoon Gave Up

Recommended Song: Fingertip by GFRIEND

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Summary:

Two weeks after you agreed to be Jungkook’s friend, Namjoon has had enough of Jungkook’s abuse and leaves him in charge of teaching you. Things don’t stay on track for long.

Genre: Fluff, comedy

Pairing: Jungkook X Reader (Y/N)

Warnings: Swearing

Word Count: 3782

Length: 5/?

It had been two weeks since you and Jungkook had become friends. It was time for his weekly lesson again, though you felt kind of bad because the during the previous week’s lesson both you and Jungkook had managed to talk over Namjoon. You weren't shocked to find Jungkook sitting alone. He grinned at you, waving with one hand while the other brushed his hood off.

"Hi Y/N!"

Reflexively, you smiled back. "Hi Kookie!"

"Namjoon-hyung not be here. He said..." Jungkook paused to pick up a piece of paper, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration, "Sorry Y/N... I won't be... a part of the lessons anymore. I think it would be best if.... Jungkook tries to teach you... so he has no... reason to abuse me. Best wishes, Namjoon."

Jungkook looked back at you, brows furrowed, teeth worrying his bottom lip.

"You did good Kookie."

He released his lip and shifted in his seat as he got comfortable. "So, what teach today?"

"Um... I was thinking you could learn foods"

"Ok!"

You picked up a pack of flashcards from your desk and explained to him the activity. He nodded eagerly, scooting his chair closer to the laptop. You shuffled the cards to find something easy first.

"Ready?"

"Ye."

You held up the first card.

"PIZZA!"

You laughed at his excitement, already knowing that pizza was one of his favourite foods.

"Correct Kookie. Right, next one."

You held up another card. "

Um... potato?"

"Not quite. It’s a suede"

"Too hard!" He pouted.

You rolled your eyes.

"Okay, fine." You shuffled through the cards again, finding an easier one and holding it up.

He squinted at his laptop, lips pursed. "Mushroom?"

"Ye!"

The activity carried on for a few more minutes with Jungkook making a few mistakes here and there. By the time it was over he was pouting like a child.

"Too hard. Noona should chose easy."

"Did you revise the list I gave you last week? Because all those foods were on there."

He looked sheepish as he diverted his attention to his lap. "No..."

You sighed; conflicted between frustration and guilt. BTS' schedule was a nightmare. The sleepy voice that greeted you most sessions evidence towards Jungkook's constant hard work. He looked deeply apologetic, regret clear in the way he couldn't meet your eye.

"Kookie, it's okay. I'm not mad."

"Really?"

"Yeah, I know you're busy. Tell me next time though so I can prepare."

“Yes Noona!"

"Promise?"

"Promise! Your turn Noona. I teach."

"Are you sure you want to try teaching?"

"Namjoon-hyung not here. Have to. Want to. For my friend."

You had to hold back your urge to go 'aw' as he fiddled with his fingers and shyly raised his eyes to meet yours through the WebCam. A second stretched for what felt like a minute as you held your breath. Then, he was smiling, front teeth peaking from beneath his thin lip. You released a sigh, gaining some sense of composure while he glanced away to, you assumed, find something on his desk. He looked back at you and held up a piece of paper. It was a message from Namjoon saying that he had uploaded all the materials he had planned for you to the shared folder.

Jungkook peeked out frim behind the paper, "What it say Noona?"

"The things to help teach me are in the shared folder."

"Oh. That good. I hadn't known what do if not for that."

You opened up a browser window and navigated to the shared folder. There were two sub-folders: 'Korean lessons' and 'English Lessons'. You clicked the Korean Lessons folder and told Jungkook to do the same. A moment later, you were both staring at the same worksheet except his had the answers and yours did not.

"You write, I check."

"Okay."

He gave you a thumbs up and took a sip of his water as you scrolled down the sheet. Your brows furrowed while you looked through the worksheet. It was a bit more difficult than you were prepared for. The worksheet was a list of Korean words that you had to read, write the pronunciation of, identify what speech level was being used and what type of the verb ending indicated how it was said. Then you were to translate the word into English. With a deep breath you approached the first question...And failed. You snuck a look at the Skype window, covering the other half of your screen, and noticed Jungkook was watching you, chin resting on his fist, lips pressed into a firm line.

"Noona, is it hard?"

You nodded.

"Need help?"

"That would ve cheating. Ireul machibsida (Let's finish the work)"

"No need to speak formally Noona. You older, I'm younger."

You blushed, realising you had spoken to him as if he was your superior, like a CEO or doctor. Then you remembered he had taken up the role of being your tutor so it wasn't wrong for you to use the formal speech level.

"Nae neoruel seonsaeng-nim, Kookie (You're my teacher, Kookie). I can talk formally to you."

"Don't want you to."

You pouted. "Why?"

"You're my friend." He gestured to himself and then to you. "We friends."

The statement was posed a little like a question and you couldn't help but smile which seemed to reassure him.

"Okay, informal language it is."

"Joa." He said with a small smile that quickly turned devious, "Y/N-chingu~"

"Yah! Neoui naneun Noona! Naneun Noona (I am your Noona! I am Noona). Show some respect." Your tone went from scolding to playful as you spoke.

"You said in-"

"Yah!"

He flinched slightly and stared at you with wide eyes.

You could feel the blush rising to your cheeks and cleared your throat before continuing in a lighter tone, "We need to work. Can you show me what to do?"

Jungkook relaxed into the chair.

"I do one, you do next."

You nodded to show you understood but couldn't help feeling awkward as you and Jungkook worked together to complete the worksheet in silence. You felt like it was your fault for the silence for not letting Jungkook call you 'chingu' even though you were older than him. He must've thought you didn't want him to call you friend. You stopped working and cleared your throat to get his attention.

"Jungkook-chingu gwenchanha?"

He beamed at you in return.

"Ye!" He glanced aside momentarily. "You done?"

You checked your own worksheet- a few blank spaces staring back at you but otherwise filled out confidently. "Ye."

"Shall we take a break and just chat... as friends?"

His smile grew as he nodded happily. You felt the need to reassure him that you did consider him your friend. Though you were still adjusting to the fact THE Jeon Jungkook was your tutee and friend. Never in your wildest dreams had you imagined such a thing happening. But it is happening, and you wanted nothing more than to shout it at the top of your voice or post it all over your tumblr. But you feared a law suit might be on the horizon if you were to do such a thing. It was okay though...If not better than okay. You, technically, had Jungkook to yourself. A little satisfied smirk slipped onto your lips. A call, however, from Jungkook pulled you out of your thoughts.

"Noona?"

"Ye, Kookie?"

"You drifted off"

"Sorry I was just thinking"

He cocked his head to the side in interest.

"About...?"

You sighed, "A part of me wants the whole world to know you're my friend or at least let my followers in tumblr know."

"It okay Noona. I already let people know you my friend. See."

Ding! He had sent you a link to a tumblr page.

You clicked the link, fixing the glasses that had slipped down the bridge of your nose, and gasped. Did Jeon Jungkook run a tumblr blog. You stared at the url, letting it all sink in; 'GDNo1Fan97'...The same as his Skype name. Wait...What? You scrolled down the page and his icon, a selfie you actually had saved to your phone, disappeared off the screen only to reveal- No...He didn't.

He had posted screenshots of you, all varying. Some were of you blushing, you holding up flashcards, you concentrating as you focused on a task Namjoon had given you. There was even a screenshot from when he had asked you to be his friend. Underneath was a caption: ‘Noona is chingu now, chingu means friend.’ If it weren't for the hand against your lips, you would have been certain your jaw had detached itself.

"Kookie, is this...?"

You trailed off and Jungkook happily finished your sentence, "Y/n-chingu? Ye!"

You tore your gaze away from a screenshot of you, eyes crinkled and lips parted obviously in the middle of a giggle, to Jungkook who was smiling at his screen.

"Y-you post about me? On your personal tumblr?"

"You have tumblr about me. It wrong for me to post you on mine?"

"YOU KNOW ABOUT MY TUMBLR?!"

"...You use same email..."

"Oh god."

"So you can say you my friend on there. And picture for proof. Oh take picture now. I pose!"

"Jungkook!"

You clutched your head in your hands. Did he not understand how big of a deal this is? You checked his follower count and instantly let out a deep breath. Ok, it wasn't too bad. Only a couple thousand, notably less than the 4.98 million the BTS twitter account had.

With words failing you, Jungkook took a turn to speak, "Y/n?"

"Yeah?"

His voice was quiet, "D-did I do bad?"

Your eyes widened and you instantly sat up, "W-what? No! No, it's fine!"

"Then why look unhappy?"

"It just... what if fans react badly? Or if the media finds out?"

"Fans will be happy about tutor. Finally learn English like they want. Media won't care about tutor."

"What if they react badly to me being your friend?"

"Ignore."

You groaned and pushed your hair out of your face.

"Are you sure it's okay? BigHit won't mind?"

"They know."

"They do?"

Jungkook ran a hand through his hair leaving it sticking up in odd directions. You wished you could reach through the screen and smooth it down.

"Ye, uh...Namjoon-hyung tell Bang PD-nim."

He made a gesture and understood that he couldn't quite find the words to express in English.

"They are okay with it?"

He looked back to you, "Ye! You tutor me, I tutor you. Fans watch me learn."

You scratched the back if your neck, a habit you had picked up for watching him do it so often.

"I can't believe I can let people know."

"I pose now?"

You let out an amused huff.

"Sure Kookie, you can pose."

He immediately cupped his own face with his hands and smiled cutely. You captured the screenshot and giggled as he switched poses for you, raising a peace sign to frame his left eye. You took another as your laughing spurred him on to pose some more. You took a few more screenshots, knowing that you wouldn't upload them all. It wouldn't hurt to be a tad selfish.

"Noona! Upload them!"

"What should I say?"

He appeared to think for a minute.

"Aha! Now tutor and friend of daebak Golden Maknae Jeon Jeonggukie! #blessed"

You couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"I'm not putting that!"

He relaxed into his chair as he joined you in laughter. Your lips twisted into a pout in though. Ah!

"Okay, got it."

You sat forward, flexing your fingers and opened a new photo post, adding two screenshots. You typed up a caption and tags, all the while smirking to yourself, and hit post.

"What you say?"

"Have a look."

The caption you wrote read: 'Meet my new Korean tutor, the meme himself'. You had even tagged it: 'he's such a little shit, how does his hyungs deal with him' followed by all the necessary tags. You watched his reaction as he read out what you had written, his face scrunched in concentration.

He then looked at you, "How am I a 'little shit'?"

You felt your jaw drop at his correct grammar.

"Uh..." You stuttered, face flushed with embarrassment.

"Noona~?"

He was grinning. You were right. Little shit.

"Uh, you posted screenshots of me- bad screenshots!"

His brows furrowed, "Bad?"

"Ye, ugly."

He gasped.

"Noona not ugly!"

Could your face get any redder? "I'm talking in some. I look like an idiot!"

"Which ones?"

"You posted the screenshot from the first skype call. The one when I'm in a panda onesie!"

"Noona not ugly there. Noona cute. It stays."

You groaned in frustration then heard the familiar notification sound from your phone and checked it. Someone had sent you an ask. 'Is that really Jungkook?' You attempted to suppress a grin. Jungkook took notice and asked what's the matter.

"People are asking about you; if I'm really your friend."

"Y/n-chingu! Say yes!"

"Okay, okay." You muttered, typing out a reply when another notification sounded.

This message was not so kindly phrased: 'If you're going to lie at least make it believable. Do you really expect people to think you're telling the truth? Bitch.' You frowned and Jungkook leant forward in his seat.

"What's wrong?"

"I just got called a lying bitch."

"You put screenshots yes?"

"Ye. But they probably think its photoshopped"

Jungkook mirrored your frown, "Link them to mine."

"They'll probably think its fake."

Jungkook shifted so he was sitting up straight and tried to stare you down through the WebCam, his voice taking on a commanding edge, "Do it Noona."

You nodded and edited the post to link back to Jungkook's own blog. Not a moment later another notification dinged. You opened it hesitantly, not in the mood to subject yourself to more accusations which would only dampen your mood. 'Is it true Jungkook is tutoring you Korean? And is that really his blog? I've done research and it says he doesn't have any personal social media...' You looked back at Jungkook who was waiting with a raised eyebrow.

"They want proof it’s your blog."

Jungkook appeared to think before speaking, "Wait there Noona. I'll be back."

You nodded, once again surprised by his grammar. He quickly got up out of his seat, phone in hand. He must’ve muted his audio because you could see him recording himself on his phone but couldn't hear him. When he was finished, he took a second or two to do something on his phone. He came back to you with a satisfied grin.

"Look now."

You refreshed the page and saw that he had not only reblogged your post but had attached a video. Excitement combined with something like nervousness bubbled away in your stomach. This was it. This would make people believe you. You pressed play.

"Annyeonghaseyo~! Jungkook-imnida! I have tumblr but had to keep shhh about it. I have tutor now. She a nice Noona hajiman... nan Y/N-i hangukeoreul gareuchyeoyo (but... I teach Y/N Korean). Namjoon-hyung did but no more. I hurt him lots so now he won't." He didn't even look guilty about that. "Noona no liar. This is real Nochu. Jeon Sigul. Annyeong!"

You couldn't help but burst into laughter at the cute little growl he did before waving goodbye. You reblogged the post again captioning it 'I'm no liar.' And minimised the window, turning back to Jungkook.

"You like video? They call Jungkook's Noona a bitch again..." He trailed off, shaking his head.

He paused when he met your eye. You were frozen. He'd used a possessive noun and whether accidental or intentional you were finding it difficult to breathe. Though you had referred to yourself as 'Jungkook's Noona' when talking to your friends, it was a completely different experience to hear him call you that. You were sat in a daze, replaying what he had said in your head over and over.

"Noona? Earth to Noona."

You shook your head to bring yourself back to the conversation.

"Sorry, you referred to yourself in the third person. It was cute." You muttered the last part more to yourself but it didn't mean he didn't hear it.

"Cute, huh?"

Your hands came to your face involuntarily, masking the blush rising to your cheeks.

"Stop~" You couldn't help but whine at the smirk he had plastered. God, he was smug. "I didn't mean it like that!"

His face fell. "You don't think I'm cute?"

"There's just no winning with you is there?" You said as you rubbed your hands over your face.

Jungkook pouted, "You don't think I'm cute."

"Such a child," you saw him frown, "Your grammar has improved a lot though. It'll improve if you try and find the time to revise."

You offered him a small encouraging smile. He nodded, tongue-in-cheek as he noticed you changing subject matter. Gratefully, he went along.

"I'll try find time."

You hummed in agreement, "Have you been practising?"

"Ye, at night with hyung."

"It's working. Keep it up."

You offered him a thumbs up which made him chuckle slightly.

"Want to talk to Noona better. So I'll practice more."

It was your turn to chuckle.

"You’re meant to be learning to communicate better with international fans."

"You are international fan."

"I can't get special treatment."

"Too late to say that. You're my friend now. Chingu~"

"Lord save me. What have I gotten myself into?"

His laugh was cut off by a yawn, accompanied by a stretch. You diverted your eyes at the sight of his t-shirt creeping up his abdomen as he leant backwards and tried not to blush. Instead, you checked the time and noticed it was nearing eleven o'clock. A cut-off point had never been arranged, but it was starting to seem as though two hours was enough. And you were starting to get a bit peckish having forgotten to grab a snack before you sat down.

"I think its bed time for you Kookie."

"But want to talk more."

"It’s late."

"Noona~"

"How about I give you my Kakao ID?"

He clapped then pointed dramatically which turned into a thumbs up, "Daebak!"

You typed your ID and sent the message. Jungkook laughed when he read it.

"My name. Your ID has my name."

"Ohmygod." You sighed and rubbed at your eyes beneath your glasses just so you wouldn't have to look at his cocky grin. "It's the same as my tumblr."

Jungkook leant his elbows on the desk and propped his chin on a fist.

"You like me." He stated.

"You're my bias. Of course I like you."

What you wanted to do was scream, but settled for a soft smile that wasn't at all hiding your embarrassment.

"I see posters. They me too. Noona really like me."

Your hands flew up to your face to try and hide the blush that formed. You turned to look behind you and noticed the A2 landscape poster you had of him smirking that was directly behind you. Oh god. That's been there each and every time. And he was only just teasing you about it then, in that moment.

"You’re my ultimate bias."

He gasped, hands mimicking your actions. "Really?"

"You're mocking me." You said, folding your arms.

You would say you were attempting to appear standoffish, not embarrassed at all, but really you were resisting the urge to claw your eyes out. Thank god a lot of your other merch was just out of frame.

"You like my smirk Noona?"

"Oh my god Kookie, go to bed."

As if on queue he yawned loudly but somehow still managed to look adorable. What the fuck? He ruffled his hair and yawned again.

"Go to sleep Kookie. You have my Kakao now, we can talk tomorrow if you want."

He nodded sleepily, "Goodnight Noona. Don't worry about what people say."

"Okay Kookie. Goodnight."

He gave you a little wave which you mirrored then watched as he disconnected the call. You turned your attention to your phone, the amount of notifications was ridiculous. You scrolled through your tumblr messages as you went to find something to eat. The sheer amount of hate was, frankly, disgusting. People asking who you were, what made you special, what you had possibly done to make him consider being your friend. You were hurt. There were, however, curious questions put politely which somewhat managed to put a smile on your face. Your follower count had spiked too, so not all bad news.

You decided to follow Jungkook's blog. If he was going to post about you, you wanted to see it. Not long after you had pressed the follow button Jungkook uploaded a selca of himself pouting and covered up to his chin by a duvet. It was captioned 'Noona made me go to bed.' You reblogged with your own caption of 'SLEEP CHILD' He responded almost immediately, 'YES Y/N-CHINGU'. You chuckled to yourself and backed out of the post to scroll through his blog. Besides the screenshots of your Skype calls, he had also uploaded little summaries of your lessons; nothing too descriptive, just brief and to the point in a mix of korean and English. His effort was clear, he'd been keeping up a diary of sorts to track his progress. Cute.

You found the post that must have been from after the first videochat. It was nearly all in Korean, you could only understand bits and pieces. From what you could understand you could tell he had been excited at the time, so excited he had rushed into calling you and forgot to contact you before hand because of that. You laughed to yourself when you continued to scroll and saw memes and G-Dragon. It was typical Jungkook. Even further down were some clips and compilation vids of overwatch youtubers. You couldn't believe Jungkook had a tumblr and it was just so...him. It made you think about how you could know that, how even before you two began skyping you could have guessed the contents of his blog. Was that weird? And what did that make yours? Was it accurate? Did it hit the nail on the head or did he think of you as weird? You felt embarrassment flood you which was made worse when you remembered that one smut you had written about him. But there was no way he would looked that far back on your blog, right? And even if he did he probably didn’t know enough English to understand it. You covered your face with your hands and groaned, you'd probably end up thinking about it all day.

Jeon Jungkook had found your Jungkook blog.

Story co-written with @tragicshadows

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partygetsmewetttttter · 7 years

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Questions 1-85 🤷🏽‍♂️ if you're down lol

Faaaacccckkk okok lol

1. Are looks important in a relationship?Tbh kind of2. Are relationships ever worth it?Yeah you just have to wait for the right one to come uk3. Are you a virgin?No sometimes I still wish I was tho like I wish I would have waited until I was married like how I planned to lol i wanted to lose it in a special way but it didn't happen4. Are you in a relationship?Hellll naaaaa5. Are you in love?No6. Are you single this year?Yeah and next yr too and the yr after that7. Can you commit to one person?Yes I can. Rn I can flirt w the whole world but I swear once I'm in a relationship I cut everyone off and keep you happy even if I can't keep myself happy and it sucks cus that's how I get taken advantage of 8. Describe your crushI don't like anyone rn 9. Describe your perfect mateTaller than me, kind of gordito, always talking, always giving me attention, down to stay in on a Friday night and watch movies w cudddles, able to smoke a fat bluhnnnnt w me, funny, mean to everyone but only nice to me, enjoys to fight w me like being able to roast me so I can roast back I don't want to pussy ass bihhhh, able to handle me cus there's days I have an attitude I love to talk shit lmaooo, respects me, treats me good, buys me food, likes hickeys, opens the door for me jus so he can smack my ass hehe, grand my ass 25/7, is a lil freak in the sheets JUST 4 ME like if we can't bust a quick upstairs while th fam is downstairs u ain't for me, and one who loves me ((((:10. Do you believe in love at first sight?No it's just lust 11. Do you ever want to get married?Yes. Nothing beats waking up to the love of ur life every morning and sleeping every night, being able to kick him while u sleeping and eating all his food that he said not to eat and fighting bcus he eats my Greek yogurt after he specifically said he didn't like it or fighting over who gets to sleep in the side of the wall and being able to jog all the cobijas hehe and being able to travel w him 12. Do you forgive betrayal?It depends tbh. I feel like some people deserve second chances bcus if you know they have good intentions and didn't mean to fuck up then give it a second try cus everyone makes mistakes you just have to learn from them uk 13. Do you get jealous easily?Already answered this one14. Do you have a crush on any one?No15. Do you have any piercings?I have double piercings on each ear, and my belly button 16. Do you have any tattoos?No I want one tho )))):17. Do you like kissing in public?Fasaack yessss like grab my face and show these nigguhs u own me hehe 20. Do you shower every day?Yeah right before I go to sleep bcus I just lay there naked lol 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?No lololol22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?Highly doubt it23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?Yesssss already did 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?Nah I'll be too busy working on my masters 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?Kind of cus a big getting lonely asf ya feel26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?Yes but he lied lmaoooo he broke up w me cus I went to college 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?Not that I remember 28. Have you ever been cheated on?Yaaaaa29. Have you ever cheated on someone?Nope30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?Tiddy implants and liposuction 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?Duh lmao u didn't have a childhood if u didn't play some t-pain and cried lol 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?What does that mean lol 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?Yeah 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?No35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Oh yeahhhhhh lol older guys know what they doinnnnnnnnngggggggg omg 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?Yes37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?Yes 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?Yes39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Yes40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?Yes41. Have you had sex so far this year?No )))):42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?Already answered 43. How long was your longest relationship?1 yr 3 months 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?Only 2 serious relationships 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?46. How many times did you have sex last year?Uhhhmmmmm idk like 247. How old are you?1948. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?Que le vaya bonito y que chingue su madre todo lo que no sirva hahaha 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?Their hands and laugh and cuddling abilities 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?Ehhhhh i think I would lol I miss him at times and all the live we shared 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?My dad52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?Yeah cus they weren't serious about me so why even keep trying 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?Yeah probly lol 54. Is there someone you will never forget?Yeppppp55. Share a relationship story.Too lazy to type 56. State 8 facts about your bodyIm fat. My left thumb is fatter than my right thumb. I have a scar on my left ear. Uhmmmm i don't have s thigh gap. My belly is pierced. My right eyebrow is better than my left. I have a scar on my forehead. And I'm fat 57. Things you want to say to an exPos58. What are five ways to win your heart?Already answered 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)Ugly 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?7 yrs lol 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?Answered 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?Make breakfast for me and take it to bed then start besándome and uk how that gooooes63. What is your definition of “having sex”?Answered 64. What is your definition of cheating?Answered 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?A deep passionate kiss then kissing the neck then nibbling the ear then leaving bites in the neck and chest and going down the tummy then the rest is for me to know66. What is your favourite roleplay?Teasing w my tongue hehe 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?Anything w food lmao 68. What is your sexual orientation?Str869. What turns you off?Too much aggressiveness like demanding aggressiveness that's not sexy lol idk hard to explain 70. What turns you on?Answered 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?Uhhhhh .....72. What words do you like to hear during sex?"Who's daddy" "you're so wet" "oh fuck" "baby" haha I'm wild 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?Give me a million dollars 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for???? I don't get it 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?When it would be cold outside my ex would pump my gas for me ))))):76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?Give him my virginity lol 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?As long as both people are not underage you good 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?Lmaooooo too private 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?Everytime bae adds girls in Facebook and likes their picture 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?Today 81. Who are five people you find attractive?Idk everyone ugly lol82. Who is the last person you hugged?Bae83. Who was your first kiss with?My 8tj grade "boyfriend" lol84. Why did your last relationship fail?He started becoming really abusive and we were both too hard headed so when we would fight we'd throw everything from the past to each other's face and say shit to each other that we didn't mean just to get each other mad, our first official break up I talked to someone else and he got mad and ever since that he would call me a hoe and a slut and call me names and it just wasn't the same anymore we would only fight bcus of his trust issues and shit and eventually I moved to a diff town for college and he ended things 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?Yeah depends tho

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thesolotomyhan · 4 years

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Narcos México: Dating them would include: (3/7)

In the end, Chapito won the vote so imma just leave this here, the next headcannon shouldn’t take long to come out since I already have it done! I hope I did My Chapito justice in this! Enjoy ❤️

Warnings: NSFW!

Tags: @visintaes

Let me know if you want to be added in future posts☺️

Chapo:

Chapito🥺,,, he’s an old school type of guy ok

He was taught to respect women, you can tell that by the way he is with his mother

He’s really, and I mean really, romantic with you

Uggh, I go soft just thinking about Chapito

He wasn’t necessarily nervous when asking you out for your first date, because I can definitely see that you guys were close friends

So he had no sweat when asking if you wanted to go see a movie or something..

The only thing he did seem to worry about was thinking that maybe you were going to reject him and he didn’t want to lose your friendship,,,

Oh god, can you see the smile that shows up on his face when you tell him yes without hesitation🥺

Such a pure ass and loving relationship

And the definition of what a gentleman is

He always wants to make you happy and he wants to be the reason for that feeling

Always buying you antojitos on the way to see you or if you’re both just walking down to the streets of Sinaloa

Dates in his hometown, just hear me out, he loves showing you what he grew up around and what he would do

He would be presenting you to everyone he knows with a proud ass smile as he holds your hand

“Te presento a mi futura esposa”🥺

And All the time, whenever he’s with you, he has his arm slinged around your shoulders because it’s easier to kiss your head

I feel like he prefers to give you small pecks on your lips and your temple in public, it’s such a soft gesture- ughh

But he also loves to just gently grab your face and kiss you before he has to go work

“Te amo, mi vida, cuidate, y llámame si ocupas algo.” Such a worried bby, I’m dying

On your dates, he pulling as much details as he can, like decorating the place really nice, getting you a nice bouquet of flowers and about 95% of the time he’s giving you something his mom sent him with

His mother ADORES you, I repeat, just absolutely adores you, she believes that Chapo scored the lottery with you and you can’t tell me otherwise that she will defend you

I just wow- she sends things she knows you’ll like with Chapo when he goes to see you

I can just see that he’s in a rush to go pick you up for your anniversary date, like he’s already running out the door when his mom calls out to him

“Mijo, espera, ten, llevale esto para mi nuera”

“Pero ma, ya le lleve un regalo ayer”

“Y que tiene? Dile que se los hice con mucho amor, para hoy”

I can’t-

That being said, Cochi is also cheering you guys on from the sidelines, even when he third wheels all the time with you guys

I can just see the time Miguel was throwing his birthday party, Cochi is scoffing in the back of the car because he’s the only one who didn’t bring a date

“Podrían haberme dicho que iban a traer a sus mujeres, me hubiera quedado en la casa”

“Pues, no chingues Cochi, esto es el amor verdadero, algo que tu no entiendes”

The banter between y’all is what I live for

But he low key enjoys being the single funny friend in his eyes

He also just loves seeing his carnal, Chapo being happy with you, someone he’s known and cared for like a younger sister

So, Chapo is always inviting you to come to parties with him because he gets to show you off

And he also really enjoys being around the people he considers his family

You can’t tell me this man will not whisper jokes to you and Cochi about the Arellanos,

Chapo loves seeing you laugh at his jokes and how he’ll bully and get on the Arellano-Felix's nerves

I just know that Chapo would be one to just drag them about how he has no vergüenza bringing his mujer to parties unlike them,,

he has that smile on his face because he just knows he’s getting the rise out of them

Chapito always has you basically squished into his side when you’re sitting down, it makes him feel safe that you’re right at his side and in arms reach

I’m screeching, can you imagine dancing banda with this man🥺

“Vente, vamos a bailar, mi amor”

The way he fucking holds you as he gets carried away with you in his arms- I can’t

I can see Cochi yelling something like

“Que vivan los novios!” Because you know he would, escandaloso el cabrón

just Couple Goals!

You know that time Güero told Chapito he’s not an idea kind of guy when he mentioned building a tunnel

I feel like after that, Chapo would come home to you and just bury himself into your neck,

He would then tell you what happened and how disappointed he was

but you just grab his cheeks and tell him to go for it, prove hector wrong

Because like, cmon that’s hella smart that Chapo would think about building tunnels to transport things

God, you’re his #1 fan and always pushing him to follow his dreams🥺

Hyping him up when he wears his fancy shirts! Ugh

The soft heart eyes he gives you is everything

He’s also always helping you make tortillas calentitos while your making food, I’m so soft

Going back to his mother, can you just imagine the smile he has when he sees his two favorite women bonding and laughing while making food or desserts in his childhood home, I-

Or the way he can let his shoulders slump after a long day when he comes home and your escorting him to go sit down and eat the dinner you made as you kiss his temple

He has that graceful smile because you care for this man with your whole life

Soft! Mornings with him-

he’ll either hold your hand or have you hugged into his side as you both drink cafecito with pan dulce in the morning-

I’m in love with Chapito

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Haha, I’m in danger.

Such intimate ass sex with this man, it makes me weak

I don’t know, Chapito gives me soft vibes, ya feel?

🥺,, I’m listening to Hermosa Experiencia by Banda MS, and I’m crying, it describes what I’m trying to say-

Anyways

He’s taking his time getting to know your body and how you react to his movements

Your pleasure comes before his ok, he’s worshipping you like a queen

Soon he’ll know your body better than you:

So, he has to look at your face when you have sex, it just makes him harder than he already is

This man is caressing your body as he thrusts into you and praising how fucking beautiful you look

“Mi preciosa mujer, solo para mi”

He lives for being as close as possible to you, so he’ll have his arms resting near your head as he thrusts into you

I can just see it, the way he wrinkles his eyebrows when he sees you throw your head back from the pleasure as you let out moans

He places his hand on your cheek and lets it rest there from how he makes you feel because it’s just that GOOD-

“te gustó eso, ¿verdad, amor?”

Or The way he sighs as he drops his head in your neck when he feels his orgasm coming up and let’s out muffled groans as he pulls you by the hair to expose your neck more

That’s his favorite spot, your neck, he just really loves giving you kisses there

And the feeling of your hands locking behind his own neck-

Can’t tell me that couch sex is not a thing in your relationship

Like, this is where you’re guiding him back as you both get lost in each other

he gets carried away with kissing you as it is,

Your pushing him into the couch as you straddle him and he looks at you with the most loving expression I’ve ever seen

god the atmosphere is so full of love for each other- I can’t

Going back to exchanging the most intimate kisses as he starts to come back to function normally

He starts to lose his patience when you begin to grind your hips on his as you reach down to unbuckle his belt and pants-

He’s trying to hurry to help you take off your clothes and once your both fully nude in front of each other

The whole situation slows down

FuCk, you’ll grab the side of his face as you stare into each other and he’ll place his hands on your hips as he smiles- I’m gonna cry

When you finally sink down onto him he’ll let out a deep breath as you bite your lip

The most euphoric position for him, and keep in mind it doesn’t have to happen on the couch all the time, he loves this position equally on your bed-

He’s able to just wander his hands all over your body and be able to clearly see how his cock disappears inside you- ok, someone please kick me out

It’s a steady buildup from there that will leave you both being drunk off one another

Like you’ll start by slowly grinding yourself on top of him to soon enough, bouncing on him

When Chapo just can’t hold himself back anymore, he’ll meet you halfway and take over

He pulls you even closer as he gives you the most deep thrusts that have you only remembering his name

Holy Fuck, the ways he groans when you pull on his hair while you’re riding him and digging your nails into his shoulders

Chapito only reserves sex in the safety of your own home when no one is around

I feel like he’s tried having sex somewhere in public with you just for the thrill of it but you both got caught by Cochi

Like Chapo is making you feel so many things at once as you’re looking up at him, gripping his arms, as he just pounds you into the office desk

And neither of you heard when the front doors open from all the fucking noise you’re both making and then you just hear-

“Pinche Chapo, si ibas a hacerlo en público, deberías haberme invitado, no chingen”

You swear you never saw Chapo move so fast to cover you and throw something at the door

“Chinga tu puta madre, Cochi”

You’re just blushing as you both hear Cochi laughing as he hollers to Güero about what he found

Since then, Chapo would rather explode from sexual tension to get home than have you go through that again

But even when he avoids embarrassment in front of his friends he can’t avoid it with him mother

I just know, she would eventually ask you both when you’re giving her grandchildren and when’s the wedding date-

God, don’t get me started on how he’ll treat you after your wedding day- I can’t

He treats you so gentle but just right to get you on cloud 9

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