did anyone order the uuuuh fucked up horny bubbline au

my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)

Ok i know people have already pointed out that it could be Guillermo’s Van Helsing blood that is stalling/preventing his full vampire transition but upon my rewatch I was reminded that during the Vampire Council episode in season 1, Wesley Snipes (a “vampire hunter” , but presumably also a vampire — since he’s on the council) is called a daywalker and sits in bright sunlight sooooo. Confirmed.

Wait. So, Nadja said she packed everyone's go bags when they first moved to Staten Island. That would be 200ish years ago if you go by what Nadja said in the series pilot. Just what kind of out-of-date, probably decrepit stuff did she pack "for survival" back then? A map that still includes New Spain and has Louisiana span up to Canada? Warming pans to keep out the cold while they travel? Fire buckets to put out the inevitable blaze they'd cause with said warming pans? Tobacco for Laszlo that's so old that there isn't even dust anymore? And that's if the vampires kept current back then. For all we know, Nadja packed leaches and Elizabethan lead face paint and neck ruffs to help them "blend in with the crowd." I want to see inside those bags so bad. 🙏

"Live Free Or Twihard"

SPN S6E05

richter belmont, my love . . . .

TEETH • LADY GAGA

Today's weird media recommendation from Witch Vamp: Swag Chan This might be my most controversial rec yet (certainly moreso than Canned Fish Man) but I fell down this rabbit hole last night after I shared "Merry Yurimas" and I can not stay in here alone. I must drag more of you down with me. Ok so, after I hunted down "Merry Yurimas" on youtube, I ended up delving deeper into that person's channel because right off the bat I saw that they have an Utena!!! YTP!!! about the curry episode. I didn't know anyone was out there making YTPs of Utena let alone a mere 3 months ago! Instant subscribe. And I had to know more.. Well, scrolling further down I found they've been making an animated series called Swag Chan. I clicked a random episode and it was giving me everything I miss from early 2000s era Newgrounds. I clicked another episode. And it is the one I must share with you all today. Swag Chan Episode 4, where she gets a kawaii baby fairy named Peepee. I have had the song "Peepee Come Home" stuck in my head since last night. So powerful, so emotional. It's an absolute crime that this video only has about 800 views. But together, we can change this. Enjoy.

I want him to want me like I want him but I don't wanna ruin the friendship ykwim and like if he wants me like I want him I want him to tell me first bc then it doesnt feel real

Anyways, anyone interested in an art post?

blaintana borderline bffs 😍❤️

You guys weren’t lying that lestat can most insane man in the entire whole entire WORLD

BOUNPREM VAMPIRE SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY WOOOHHHHH

**sweeps all the Memories speculation off the table** OK LISTEN UP they changed the title. No matter. we need to start overdramatizing the significance of "sunrise, sunset" RIGHT NOW - i think this is a reference to energy vampires being daywalkers. maybe the ep will be about the night vamps letting go of their protectiveness over (now teenage/adult) baby colin robinson and letting him live his best life as he wants...In the daytime ("sunrise")... And "sunset" means that he's still coming home at the end of the day, still choosing this weird fucked up family as his own !!

I mean... despite everything....

I still think this season was better than season 4 🤭