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Finding out I live in the universe where Andreas Pietschmann never gets to have a successful romance in a Bo and Jantje production in the worst way possible
#1899 netflix#netflix 1899#andreas pietschmann#eyk larsen#maura franklin#maura x eyk#eyk x maura#the universe couldn't handle it
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No Good Day
In honor of my favorite Commander's birthday coinciding with not just mine, but my bestie @mallaidhsomo's birthday, I decided a mash-up was overdue.
So, happy birthday Molly, and happy birthday Commander of my heart! Here's a little snippet of our chaotic Shepard's if they had been earth born twins in another universe. <3
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Emery fisted her hand in the hem of her dirty tank top and stretched it to his nose. “Here.”
He smacked her hand away and wiped his arm across his face, smearing blood all the way to his elbow, and shot her a glare she rarely ever saw directed at her.
“This woudna happened if you’d left well enough alone,” he said angrily.
Guilt clenched through her belly, but a dark dribble sped past his lips, so she tried again to hold her shirt hem to his bleeding nose.
Eric sighed, but he didn’t yank away from her this time. “Why’d you go and do that anyway? You know what messing with Lark means.”
Her tears welled, hot and angry immediately. “Because he’s an asshole,” she spat.
He fixed her with a look, despite his swollen eye that was already purpling. “I should’ve just let him hit you.”
His mumbled words hung visibly in the cold air, and somehow she felt like she’d gotten that punch anyway.
The rain was the only sound between them, loudly pinging off the metallic awning of the stoop they were huddled in.
He was soaked to the bone, his baggy clothes sticking to him and black street grime went all the way up his thin legs. He looked so small and miserable, and she probably looked exactly the same.
This was not how she’d been thinking this would go at all. The entire day had been a fat mess.
Just like her.
She opened her mouth, but a Lonestar shuttle blasted by somewhere close, its siren and thrusters seeming to rob her of the right words as they drowned out even the pounding storm.
Rain was pouring down her face in thick streams, and plastering her ponytail uncomfortably to her neck - and that suited her just fine, she could let the tears go and he wouldn’t even know.
“He took my money,” she grumbled, then turned away from him to blindly watch the tourists shuffling by the dim alleyway.
“What?!” Eric exclaimed. “God, Em, I got socked because he took a measly coupla cen—”
“No! He took 10 whole credits from me!” she cried. “And they were mine! I spent all day helping Mrs. Lee clean that shitty little shack to get that!”
He blinked up at her, but before he could continue she put her foot on her sopping windbreaker and yanked it to them, then bent awkwardly to scoop it up off the toe of her boot while keeping her shirt firmly under her brother’s nose.
Emery shoved the jacket into his lap. “Here. It’s for you.”
He sucked in a shuddering breath around her wet shirt and gently unwrapped her present.
“Oh…Em…” he trailed off.
“It wasn’t a waste,” she vomited the words at him, knowing his likely protests and trying to head them off. “It's not replicated - I went all the way up to Greenwich for it.”
He held up the clear plastic container to the flickering stoop light to get a better look at the dark piece of chocolate cake inside of it.
“Why?”
Emery shuffled her feet. “Well, it's our birthday right? You said it was probably sometime in February.”
Shadows of emotions passed across his face, but with his fat eye she couldn’t tell if they were good or bad.
The container crinkled and popped in his grip.
So, she hurriedly continued. “And you’re a teenager now. That seemed….” she trailed off.
Eric tugged on her arm until she sat next to him, then he popped open the lid of the cake and eagerly shoved a goey piece into his mouth.
“Mmm,” he hummed, then held the container out under her chin and impatiently shook it. “You’re 13 now too, you know.”
Emery’s stomach growled loudly as she stuck her fingers into the frosting. It was every bit as soft and perfect as it looked in the glass case, but nothing prepared her for the absolutely overwhelming creamy sweetness of real.
So she savored that bite, curled shivering into her brother’s side while blood dried on his face.
“Worf it?” she asked with her mouth full.
Eric nodded and swallowed another bite. “Yeah. I’m sorry I said that — I’m glad I didn’t let him hit you, Em.”
She snorted. “Because I'm the most thoughtful sister ever?”
He stuffed another piece in his mouth and talked around it. “No, becuf I still look goof even wif a black eye — you’f look like a vorcha.”
Emery punched him in the arm, and they both dissolved into laughter muffled by chocolate cake.
#mass effect#commander of my heart#cbunwrites#mass effect fanfic#mass effect fanfiction#twin shepards#Emery and Eric would be chaos incarnate#the universe couldn't handle it
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Garnussy
#steven universe fanart#steven universe garnet#steven universe#garnet nom nom#homeworld couldn't handle her cuntinesss
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“thank you, bafta award winners, laura bailey and ashley johnson for your contributions.”
#critical role#ygifs#THE THAT CIGARETTE COULDN'T HANDLE ME *GUN COCKS* OF IT ALL#laura#ashley#the universe really said their pcs will never romance eachother but I can do ads of laura playing gale's love interests#and I said obviously of course I will take that i'm not an idiot
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the real reason dabi is about to explode is that he served too much cunt in this outfit
#bnha#mha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#dabi#touya todoroki#mha 386#bnha 386#the universe just couldn't handle it it was too much raw power
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Better Bones: CW List
Can't believe I have to make this disclaimer, but here we are
Better Bones is not a project that aims to fix canon by making the Clans wholesome and unproblematic. Though there can be fun and kindness in it and my philosophy is an optimistic one, It's not an escapist fantasy. It is a story about semi-realistic cats of human intelligence in a violent, war-obsessed theocratic dictatorship, and how they attempt to change it over the years.
Clan Culture is flawed, that is on purpose. Addressing and changing this is what the story is about.
I am very disappointed I have to state this because it should be obvious from my main post where I explicitly say that my goal is to "Address (Canon's) Problematic Elements." Not remove.
If you cannot handle themes or depictions of;
Physical and emotional abuse; Domestic, authoritative, and familial
Child abuse and inter-generational trauma
Somewhat graphic medical discussion, such as abortion, wound infection, and the use of leeches and maggots
The killing and processing of small animals into food, including tanning and butchery
Semi-realistic cat behaviors, specifically marking things with urine
Ableism; both externalized and internalized, Clan culture treats disabled cats poorly and this is something several characters struggle with
Xenophobia; to a violent degree, including stochastic terrorism, hate crime, and discrimination
^^^ read that one again. Consider that on this list twice.
Politics; Authoritarianism, fascism, and liberalism as an enemy, discussion of dog whistles and ideology
"Redemption arcs" of people who did bad things
Cosmic horror and supernatural curses
Graphic violence, including against innocent bystanders, through assault, poisoning, drowning, falling, and even being eaten alive by large fish and demigods.
Animal abuse; Human beings harming cats on purpose and Clan cats generally being terrified of all humans, even kind and loving ones
Clan cats, both villainous and culturally mislead, glorifying these things in-universe, not immediately staring at the camera and breaking character to tell you "This Is A Bad Thing!"
Then Better Bones may not be for you. I would at minimum rate this project as PG-13, but PG-16 would be a more accurate bet.
I have sympathy for you if these are not topics you can handle. My project tackles very upsetting real-world issues and not everyone is looking for something challenging; that's understandable and there's no fault in that. I try to tag appropriately but can't promise to catch everything, so please keep yourself safe.
There are other, softer projects out there run by cool people if this is not for you, and you can add #Better Bones AU to your tag filters and this project will not show up!
But, I'm not responsible for your comfort with my art. If you followed me under the assumption that BB is "Warriors without any ableism/xenophobia/violence" you were mistaken. If you don't have the maturity to act responsibly when something upsets you, or DO have the malice to read a disabled person's work with the most bad faith interpretations you can muster, LEAVE.
#It's better bones not Brand New Bones#better bones au#cw list#masterpost#I'm dead serious get the fuck out. I don't want people like that here#I'm not writing this for the people who couldn't handle steven fucking universe#This is NOT a feelgood happy story with distant lackadaisical problems#A guy gets gutted on-screen and then they sing a song about how cathartic his gruesome death was#Because they all watched him equally gruesomely kill a bunch of innocent people including kids#Bumbs was going to get MURDERED before ThunderStorm bowled in#Really can't believe I'm saying this but guys there are some fucking People out there#Hi! I'm a random weirdo who doesn't follow you type shit#Clans are XENOPHOBIC.#THEY TREAT FOREIGNERS BAD#There is going to be a WHOLE THING about Berry the Evil Educator and how she uses 'proper grammar' to shame and demonize Heart's guardians#christ
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"we need more lawyers who are good at winning cases" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma
#ace attorney#manfred von karma#this is satire for the record#but a serious issue i have with these kinds of posts#it's just ''well you couldn't handle this really bad example''#like sure technically the thing you listed fits under what you described#but is this the take you wanna come out with?#''we need more teenage girls who don't focus their identity around pleasing others'' you guys couldn't even handle dahlia hawthorne#<- how some of you sound out here#do you think anyone in the ace attorney universe posted this or did they stay far far away from this topic vote now in the notes
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imagine the fuckin power i would have if i was a tall femme
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I get that this is the autism website, but we must understand that two things can be true at once. Nuance in morality in the most recent update is not "bad writing" or "failing to take a side". This is basic reading comprehension y'all- you'd rather have a villian with no depth or personality or motivation?
If you feel conflicted about Topaz, the writing is working.
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failson this, faildaughter that, what about faildads (balnor, gilear)
#dimension 20#naddpod#god (murph and blm) put them in different universes because the world couldn't handle their tuna-yougurt related shenanigans
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"I'M DEAD ROSE QUARTZ" AKNAKSKWJSEKKEKEKEKWKWKWKEK TH CREW WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS EPISODE FOR SURE
#THEY'RE MESSED UP MAN#TEASING US AND STEVEN AT THE SAME TIME#THE GEMS COULDN'T HANDLE IT EITHER AKNSKAKAKA#steven universe#steven universe future#yoruyapping#rose quartz
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i’m not going to be active on saiki tumblr anymore, or tumblr in general since i was mainly using it for saiki. i love saiki, but this isn’t my place. it’s hurting me too much, honestly
#it got to a certain point where i couldn't really handle it anymore#there weren't even keywords to block#i couldn't block the people since their other content was my main reason for being here in the first place#i'd give my twitter but even if you guys knew me which you pretty much don't i don't think anyone would want it#not when there are things universally agreed upon here that i've been passionately dissing there#i know it's just a cartoon but it's one i care about and constantly seeing this stuff was eating at me from the inside#nel talks
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When you finally get what you're 99.9% sure is the correct diagnosis but the very next day you're slapped in the face with the sudden realization that for all these years you've most likely been unconsciously applying many of the self-taught coping skills and masking techniques of your autism and adhd (and probably all the other stuff too) to your personality disorder and, aside from the outright denial, that's the main reason why it took so long to accept the need to explore the possibility of having said personality disorder despite having suspicions for over a decade.
#hm i wonder why im like this lets find out just for funsies#And also they were all diagnosed in your mid-20s simply because you couldn't handle university stress#so then you were like#my university experience has been 50% missed deadlines and 50% new and exciting developments in my psychiatric chart#bpd#my psychiatric health chart actually has gotten so stupidly long#anyway if anyone wants to share some good resources for bpd with me thatd be great cause im good at researching everything BUT resorces
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When I was at uni doing psychology our neuroscience lecturer took us to the medical lab to look at and hold real brains. While we were looking at them there was a group of medical students in the corner inspecting a dead person with their lecturer. And in one of the most inappropriately funny moments I’ve ever witnessed, the medical lecturer’s phone went off while he was leaning over a body and his ringtone was just a loud human scream.
#funny#university#college#medicine#non royal#it's weird that they didn't take our phones off us#but other than that it was really an interesting trip because the respect for the dead is a huuuuge thing#like we couldn't touch the human brain with the same gloves we wore to handle pig brains#and they did a whole speech about respect for people who donated their bodies to science
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help I'm having feelings about ds1
#misc.txt#just barely restraining myself from making essay length posts. actually who am I kidding I have 2 in my drafts right now#this is my blog and I can be as cringe as I want here <3#just. like. the way the ending (and the credits music specifically) feels so. cathartic.#the way the game gets you attached to npcs. the way that by the time you reach the end everyone's gone and now it's your turn#and like. idk if my experiences with the npcs are universal. I do tend to get attached very easily so I am biased#but now that I'm playing ds2. fs does what they do here deliberately I think. like some people complain they couldn't get invested in the#characters which is fair ig. but the way the game is hostile and actively deprives you of comfort#EXCEPT in these small little pockets. in the bonfires in the beautiful vistas in hearing the sound of That One npc's#slightly off but unmistakably friendly laugh.#deprivation makes the tiniest of gestures so much more impactful which for me got me so much more attached to npcs like seigmeyer/solaire#the way it's designed works. really well. imo. some people say it's shit which is why I'm reluctant to post the essays#but honestly some of the things ppl complain about regarding npcs are precisely what made the world feel so much richer to me#the way characters are presented reminds me of hk a little bit....which makes sense considering tc took inspiration from soulsborne#I get that handling characters that way isn't for everyone but. like. it's for me lol#idk!! ds1 is warm and comforting and bright and dark and oppressive and soul crushing all at once and it makes me feel so so much
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This blog is full of hatred. This blog can fit so much fucking hatred in it.
#not you if i follow you or you follow me to be clear.#i just mean that i hate a lot of people's guts and things about the world in general#hatred and anger and spite are my best friends#these are the only bitches who can handle me#we are kissing each other with tongue#we are intertwined. We have begun to blur.#on a related note genuinely do not get how people can see these as#purely negative emotions for the people experiencing them. Can't relate. Couldn't be me.#they have literally kept me alive before and you expect me to treat them like they're#innately harmful to my own wellbeing just because they make you personally uncomfortable? Fuck off#like one of those shitty significant other ultimatums but instead of an so#its some random stranger who thinks their experience is universal#and that that makes them arbiter of what's good for you lmao#this is also why i don't tend to use 'hatred' to mean 'bigotry'.#It's perfectly reasonable to hate bigots/Nazis/etc.#What's not reasonable is attacking minority groups for existing.#the concept of hatred is not the issue here and also they would often be inclined to describe#their own bigoted discriminatory or abusive actions as based on love#its almost like emotions including love are morally neutral and not inherently good/bad or something#mypost#that got long winded
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