Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.
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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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my sculpture came out exactly how i wanted it :))
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Also, I just. I will never get over how bonkers this man is
Jonas: Ok, I can't change anything, but what I *can* do is to just tell everyone everything I know. No secrets, all cards on the table, everyone deserves to know what's going on so they can make their own informed decisions. This is a good idea
Also Jonas, checking off the to-do list:
Time travel is a thing
It sucks
Show spiffy time travel machine
Take shower
World-ending event that is going to destroy society as we know it forever where most of you will die
I love that Jonas just says the most ominous insane shit ever and Hannah just. Thinks that's fine. No further questions about this statement. Man from the future that knows everything that's going to happen says he's going to end it all and that's fine
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He sure is. The son of his mother
I love that Jonas just says the most ominous insane shit ever and Hannah just. Thinks that's fine. No further questions about this statement. Man from the future that knows everything that's going to happen says he's going to end it all and that's fine
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btw one of the key components of actually being in a healthy relationship is just asking for things that you want. i keep seeing posts on this website saying 'i really want to do/receive [X] but my partner has never done it'. just ask. 'nobody exchanges love letters anymore' ask. 'i want to have my partner's hair in a locket like the victorians' just ask. 'i want to be bought flowers regularly :((' literally just ask. your partner doesn't know they're being held to these expectations and that you're unhappy unless you tell them. it's so unfair to expect your partner to read your mind. 'it's less special if you have to ask :((' grow up and stop pretending you're the lead in a romcom. when people say communication is crucial they mean it !! just ask !!
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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)
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Happy Lesbian Visibility Week to all Plus Size butches and femmes ♡
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me when i meet the person who created webp files
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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had a vision for samfro modern au where Gollum is Frodo's ugly weird wrinkly fucking cat that hates Sam...
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you are strong. you can do it. resist the pippinification of merry
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