I always see posts about people needing a break from Tumblr to escape the toxicity of the sjm fandom (respect, do what u gotta do) but for real that could never be me. I love this shit, tell me why I'm so passionately fighting on the internet with strangers about which fictional characters are gonna end up together 😭 it's so funny to me I love fighting with people (respectfully lol) and it will be even funnier in the end if i'm deadass wrong about all my favorite ships.

Oh-

ohhhh~

forever is going to wake up from his coma and be like "man I kept dreaming that my wife was yelling at me. which is weird because I don't even have a wife."

The @ home gym remedy has me feeling much better

btw rick and morty makes me insane bc no one Gets it people who don't wanna watch it (like me! before my brother made me watch it in exchange of him watching sk8 the infinity w me!) are like ugh problematique bad #edgy dark humor adult cartoon for reddit bros 🙄 but then the reddit bros who watch it & became the main representatives for its audience are like haha pickle rick wooo you need high iq I Relate To Rick Sanchez Deeply and he's like the joker to them and he's a king and an icon of alpha males somehow???? but like. neither of those people understand that rick and morty is actually about Nobody Exists On Purpose. Nobody Belongs Anywhere. Everybody's Gonna Die. Come Watch TV?

Okay Dean “You know I am not much for prayin’ ‘cause in my book it’s the same as beggin’” and “I prayed to you, Cas, every night” Winchester, I see you.

sees a writers commentary on different paths in a game and moralizing a choice and decides to ignore it

Personally, I don't really like engaging with Community on a "shipping" level of fancontent, that's not why I go to this show and that's just not the content I'm going to this fandom for.

That being said, I will captain the jeffshirley ship until the day I die, and I hope you're mad about it 🚬💋💕💅

i just read ur prucan post-nedcan break-up headcanons and i'm just curious whether ned learns about matt and gil dating? when i put myself in ned's shoes, i just go, "wow he's dating the guy who invaded me 🤨" it's hilarious

LMFAO see Ned’s issue is that hes dense as fuck and kinda arrogant so he only misses people once they’re gone 🧍🏻‍♀️

I think Prucan are secret friends w benefits for at good while before dating, and during that time Matt’s giving Lars a cold shoulder and Gil thinks he’s an ass bc who could ever treat Matty badly? When it comes out that they’re in looooveeeee i BET Lars is salty for the reason you said. Most of them are salty tbh because it’s Gil, but you know.

NedCan become chill again in the late oughts bc who else are they gonna be weedsmoking 2000s grunge losers with? But it very fair to say that he and Gil still do not get along skdjskhfjs

Not me ONCE AGAIN hella into my next toxic steddie story. I'm at about 5k and not even close to be doing done lol

Heres the song I'm using so you an mentally prepare🙃

Sera/Lucifer?

Send me ships to judge n stuff

I personally blame Burning for getting me into this ship in the first place but YEAH. I am not normal about them

gentle parenting myself while i still live at home takes so much energy because it would be so easy to regress and act petty or to lash out or to be passive aggressive the way my parents taught me to be.

it takes so much conscious mental effort to stop my self to not undo all of the un-learning when im around my family. and i just need someone to be proud of me

petty and possibly problematic opinion: anti-byler mi!even shippers are not allowed to have bisexual mike. they only headcanon him that way not bc they actually believe it or care about representation but just to spite us (or will, or byler as a ship.)

(mlvn/byler multishippers this is not about you, u can have bi mike as a treat.)

but i just saw this blog who’d posted an anti-byler post and then immediately after, a post about bi mike and how he loves lucas along with el and max. literally just shipping him with anyone BESIDES will despite byler’s romantic potential literally being canon—and it’s NOT because they care about mike being bi, it’s because they hate byler and want to rub it in.

i am gatekeeping bisexual mike from toxic mi!even shippers. you can’t have him just to spit on us and say “you know what mike is bi but he’ll still never love will cause fuck you” that’s actually sick and twisted.

if you hate so much the idea of byler being canon (despite how deep and notably different-from-their-other-friendships the love is between them) and you still wanna deny them, then no way is your mike bisexual. you are shipping straight mike. you don’t get brownie points for pretending to care about lgbt representation when you actively hate on a gay ship or its shippers who are excited that it has a potential to become canon.

and i knoooow that if bisexual mike was confirmed canon, you would be shaking crying screaming pissing in ur boots because the MOMENT mike is revealed to have romantic interest in boys you KNOW byler is gonna be endgame. you know there would be no narrative reason they’d bother to write him as bisexual just to have him end up with el* without ever exploring his male options, and obviously the only boy he would realistically end up with is will, not lucas. straight mike is mi!even’s only saving grace at this point. so, no, you get to enjoy to your straight mike and stay the fuck away from our bisexual mike.

disclaimer: i’m a little bi-furious. *and i’m not saying bisexual characters need to end up with the same sex to be worth confirming them as bisexual, but being realistic with this specific situation/storyline, they did NOT need to write will as in love with mike, and then if they made mike bi but not return his feelings it would literally be such a pointless, poorly written and also just…cruel plotline? and these anti-bylers WANT that and think it would be a good thing or good representation for either of the characters involved??

YALL. HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE TO FUCKING REBLOG BEFFR RN .

Holy shit aurora and melusine are even better than i thought they were oh my god oh my fucking god i love them they FUEL me they are so fucking toxic doomed and fucked up

so like… have we been collectively ignoring how violently misogynist the way johnny refers to lola is or was that really unintentional…