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short-black-diamond · 8 months

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Smut requests?

Currently thinking about writnig smut pretty much idk why though, so here are some phrases you can request me writing them with.

Also, I want some of them to be fun, it could start suggestive and end in crack, so request however you guys like.

Enemies/Haters to lovers

"These shoes are adjustable?" "Yes, and I wish your dick was too." ...

"I don't like how you're looking at my dick..." "Well, I'm trying to find it." ...

"You said that dicks were dissappointing, so what is that?" "Not your dick, that much is clear!"

Top towards their sub

"Aw, look at that sweet, angel-like body of yours...mind if I break it?" "Wh-what?!" ...

"Huh, and here I thought I was the first one to enter you...look at all these dildos!" "I-I said don't look at them!!" ...

*Top works at a club for service, looks at sub seductively.* "So, doll, what will it be today? Bondage, butt plugs, roleplay?" "I-I'm a virgin...?" "OH SHIT-- I'm so sorry love, here, let's start with some kissing first, alright? I'll also get the lube!"

Switch

"So...you're a virgin?" "Yeah...?" "Me too! But I call dibs on being top." *messes it up and becomes a pathetic bottom* ...

"Heh, just so you know, I can be anything you want." *looks at their partner seductively.* "Order me some pizza." *seductive gaze falls.* ...

"Well, I don't mean to say, but I'd make a pretty good top." "Eh, I like 'em more ...submissive and breedable-" "I can be that too."

...

I had a few laughing fits when writing these, so yeah. If you have something else in mind, just request it and I'll see if I can write it or not.

Read you guys in the next post!

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mmurfl · 2 months

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Robin when he was 17

Robins current age story wise is 21 but I made a ref of him at 17 because I’m making a comic of something that happened to him during that time!… I will probably make a ref similar to this for him at his current age later.

#artists on tumblr #oc art #art #digital art #character ref sheet #character at different age #Robin #the tomato can #comic planning

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theboogierat · 5 months

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hackign

#the tomato can webtoon #the tomato can #sketch #sonny manny #theres no tag for sonny manny #shame #digital art #??

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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pigdemonart · 1 year

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GUESS WHO IS COMING TO DINNER?

Going to see the movie later today motivated me to clean up some sketches. Poor Mario…he is really trying to be a good brother here.

Like my art? Please consider tipping!

Important bonus:

#bowuigi #bowser #luigi #mario #smb #super mario bros #bowser junior #koopalings #my art #comic #like you know bowser only put on his loud outfit and brought the kiddos to passively annoy mario even more #like what would be more annoying…being a dick or actually turning out to be a good boyfriend #there is no winning…and mario is but a steamed roma tomato #also dont ask me how bowser puts on a suit…its canon he can and does when he feels like it!!!#he is a turt who accessorizes……

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carebooks · 3 months

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to all those new comers to the Percy Jackson world and being off on shipping Percabeth because Poseidon and Athena are uncle and niece, it’s stated in the books (specifically The Lost Hero) that gods don’t have DNA the way humans do.

and if that still doesn’t convince you or you may think it’s not a real or valuable explanation, let’s recall other ways that births happen in both greek myths and the Riordanverse:

- Zeus birthed Athena from his brain

- Athena’s demigod children are born the same way. out of her mind. so Annabeth is already way off from the usual goddess birth route

- Zeus also birthed Dionysus from his thigh

- Hephaestus was born from Hera and Zeus, but in a lot of versions its actually Hera who just had him by herself. she got pregnant and it happened. they’re gods. (then chucked him down a mountain) again, they’re gods.

- Hebe, goddess of youth, was born from Hera and a piece lettuce she ate

- in the Trials of Apollo, we learn that Kayla Knowles, daughter of Apollo, has a human father, Darren. meaning she has two fathers: Darren and Apollo. no mother involved in her creation whatsoever.

- Zeus has impregnated quite a large number of people during his time and in various different forms. one of the weirdest ones by far was when he came to a queen in the form of a swan, embraced her as that swan and nine months later she gave birth to two eggs. they hatched and inside was Helen of Sparta (as in Helen of Troy), Clytemnestra, Castur and Pollox.

- Poseidon and Medusa had a child and that child was born from Perseus cutting off Medusa’s head. that child was Pegasus. (yes, that Pegasus) (also some other dude was born too)

- Aphrodite was born out of sea foam made from the severed genitals of Ouranos that fell to the oceans

have i convinced you already? are we done here?

#like seriously do you know how weird greek myth births are?#how can anyone see twins hatch from eggs and think ‘huh DNA? lets find out’ like no #there is no DNA #apollo becomes a hummingbird for days on end and probably has children in dofferent forms of animals too #he can become pure light #and you wann boil it down to DNA #booo tomato tomato #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #pjo #annabeth chase #percabeth #trials of apollo

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ofswordsandpens · 8 months

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Riordan: And the grand lesson that Percy needed to learn over the course of hoo, the culmination of his character arc of this series, the moment where the fate of the world hangs in the balance because of a single decision he has to make... is realizing when he needs to take a step back :)

Me:

#corny lame booo tomato tomato im throwing tomatoes !!!!#Riordan im foaming at the mouth #percy be the hero but dont be the hero #percy you HAVE to be a part of the seven or else the gods will perish #but also why don't you let the other kids have a turn saving the world huh :/#percy you're one of the most powerful demigods ever (if not the most powerful one currently alive)#you alone hold the title Savior of Olympus #but for some inane reason only three of the SEVEN prophesied demigods can fight Gaea and if you try to help #you'll destroy the world apparently so why don't you sit this one out champ :)#... percy baby you don't deserve any of this im so sorry #also the way his fatal flaw could have been utilized SO MUCH BETTER what a WASTE #mine #pjo #percy jackson #anti hoo

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frummpets · 7 months

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GET PUFFY!!!!

outfit by @poorly-drawn-mdzs from this poll

✦ TWITTER VERSION

#admittedly puffy sleeves wwx is also a favorite 😔😔💞#imagine all the stuff he can hide in those sleeves!!#little apple loves to chew on them tho rip!!#chewed-on donkey spit sleeves #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wwx #mdzs wwx #mdzs wei wuxian #my art #art #frummpets art #mxtx #fanart #mdzs fanart #poorly drawn mdzs #tomato patch

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kagekitsuneoflight · 1 year

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It’s kinda funny that Jason is, in every sense of the word, the most normal Robin. Unironically, there wasn’t anything uniquely special about him before he was Robin. He was a street kid. His dad was a goon (which makes sense for Gotham. It’s a goon breeding ground) and his adoptive mom was a girl who fell in love with the bad boy, got disowned by her upper middle class parents and adopted her boyfriend’s infant son. Even his biological mother isn’t anything special! She was just a doctor who ended up becoming corrupt.

Jason Todd was no circus kid who could do an impossible signature trick. He wasn’t being scouted by some evil hidden organization.

He wasn’t the rich boy genius who lived next door.

He’s not the son of a supervillain (as lame as cluemaster is, he still *counts*).

He’s not the secret son of Bruce Wayne.

And he’s not a metahuman, nor did he led a whole organization of teens to fight when Batman couldn’t.

He’s the most regular boy to ever enter become a hero in Gotham. He wanted to do good things for the sake of doing good. He grew up poor with regular parents, where bad things happened to them. The kinds of things that could happen to *any* person living in Gotham.

There is nothing about him, pre-Robin and as Robin, that makes him Not Like Regular Kids.

His dad was a goon (who, depending on the run, was either killed by Two-Face OR. Just sent to prison and killed in prison! Which makes his backstory even PLAINER-) and his mother was a drug addict with cancer. Jason ends up homeless, and almost steals the bat mobile tires. The only thing that makes him stand out from any other tragedy befallen kid in Gotham is the fact he was bold enough to do that, get Batman’s attention, and continue to be bold enough to go against a crime lord (who was apparently his grandmother, the most interesting person in his family, but since she’s almost never brought up, she’s likely no more significant than a one-issue villain in the crime lord power hierarchy). Batman realized that Jason wasn’t going to really stop, and honestly he kinda grew on him, so he decided to adopt Jason, and eventually allow him to become Robin.

There just isn’t anything amazingly special about his backstory. The few moments where something could have been done to make it more interesting (like his biological mother) but ended up taking the most boring option. You can’t do much of anything now to enhance his past without upsetting much more well established canon, and not without making people wonder “well if his grandmother was such a big name in crime, why hasn’t she been brought up before?”

Jason Todd was a wonderful Robin (providing that he actually has a writer who likes him). He has a golden heart, he’s the voice of reason. He’s everything that a Robin needs to be for Batman. But compared to everyone else, he was nothing special. In a way, his lack of Not Like Regular Kids makes him stand out in a much more subtle way.

As if someone asked the question “Do I need to be someone special to be Robin?” And the answer was “You don’t need to be someone special, you just need to be brave, like Jason Todd was.”

#jason todd #robin jason todd #seriously they could have made anyone his biological mom. to add drama. to add spice #but they instead said ‘well. he’s a simple kid’#everyone else is some delicacy food at a dinner table. and Jason? Jason is like. tomato soup.#HOWEVER. i will NOT forgive the disregard of making Jason stand out from his siblings more.#everyone has a specific niche that they noticeably can excel #or like. a very specific villain is like ‘YOU. i want to train YOU to be MY sidekick.’#or or. the backstory alone is enough to make them stand out.#Jason gets uh. crime? he’s good at killing people.#which isn’t even consistently his Thing by the way since no one knows where to put him on the hero to villain scale #if only there was something he could have that no one else does!#\*i stare long and hard at the All Caste and Magic*#shut up kage #edit: I’m so!! CLUEMASTER. ITS CLUEMASTER.

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vinceaddams · 4 months

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a fun thing you can do when you're a grownup is buy a bunch of ingredients and make 6 litres of spaghetti sauce in a big pot and divide it up into a bunch of containers and put it in the freezer!

#food #I used 4 cans of tomatoes and 2 small zucchini and a pound and a half of ground beef #and 3 bell peppers and a bulb and a half of garlic and 2 thingies of mushrooms and I think 5 onions?#I'm spaghetti sauce rich! I can have easy spaghetti occasionally for many weeks to come!#I was going to make it yesterday when I bought most of the ingredients #but then I realized the 2 cans of tomato I had in the cupboard were probably not enough #highly recommend making a lot of a freezable thing and freezing it! future me is going to be glad to have so much sauce!#cooking #I wish I had a cheese grater. I must get one

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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happy mother's day lmfao

bonus (the girls are fightiiing):

#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions #which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally.#what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask #idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either #welcome home #scribble salad #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above #and scribbled it in my phone notes #it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out #yaknow? i dont get that often #brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week #also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me:#a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!!#he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{#alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake #i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake #with no hope of getting back to sleep #and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do

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short-black-diamond · 11 months

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200 FOLLOWER EVENT:

My dear people of Webtoon, who are also using tumblr;

Have you read

THE TOMATO CAN

THE GREATEST ESTATE DEVELOPER

QUESTISM or

GET SCHOOLED ??????

then you can send in request and I'll write somethin' sweet for ya!!!

And that all under one condition:

Make me have 200 followers!!!

I also read:

DAYBREAK

ABSOLUTE SWORD SENSE

RESIGNING AND HEALING IN ANOTHER WORLD

SWOLEMATES

LOOKISM

SERENA

MARIONETTA

JUDGE AND EXECUTIONER

I'M THE QUEEN IN THIS LIFE

MARRY MY HUSBAND

MEN OF THE HAREM

AUTO HUNTING WITH MY CLONES

I WAS THE FINAL BOSS

and

REBORN RICH

if you guys want me to write about these webtoons, just tell me :)

#the tomato can #elija zelenoff #kublai khan #get schooled #hwajin na #hwajin na x reader #questism x reader #the greatest estate developer #webtoon #swolemates #marry my husband #marionetta #serena #lookism #daybreak

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mmurfl · 5 months

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So I was making a drawing of my room and ending up drawing this cute tomato based off Robin on a shelf who I called Tommy! Also after that I ended up making a new ref sheet for Robin after I discovered what tomato leafs look like… I put notes around him to show which parts represent tomato things

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theboogierat · 6 months

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tomato can, episode 17-18

in the name of the moon, he will send you to the hospital

#digital art #sketch #kublai khan #ttc #the tomato can webtoon #the tomato can #kublai khan ttc

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spicychickenyang · 1 year

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Beware: Dad Jokes Ahead

伏魔洞, the name of the Yiling Laozu's den in the Burial Mounds: 伏 means "[to make] prostrate", as well as "subdue", while 魔 is "demon", and 洞 is "cave". To a typical wuxia audience, it would be read as "Demon-conquering cave." But as WWX explains:

只因为我经常在这儿睡觉。有魔头趴在地上睡觉的洞，可不就是伏魔洞？ "It's just because I'm often sleeping in here. A cave where a demon's lying asleep on the floor - is that not a Cave-Where-Demons-Prostrate?"

After sitting on it for nearly a year, it finally occurred to me how to translate this.

Wei Wuxian replied, "Simple. It's just because I sleep in here a lot. It's not the DEMON SLAYING CAVE, it's the DEMON'S LAYING CAVE. Get it?"

#okay I'll take the rotten tomatoes now #wwx don't be modest you can be slaying too #mdzs #chinese translation #puns #wei wuxian

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eliyips · 7 months

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he is very proud of his little tomato plant :)

doc has such a weird design compared to all the other hermits, and i like that a lot, i think. I've seen a lot of cool and interesting designs for him, and had a lot of fun coming up with my own! :D

if you hadn't already noticed. I sorta love drawing mechanical parts.

anyways, here's my process! :)

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #fanart #digital art #docm77 #docm fanart #docm77 fanart #eliyipsart #that goat sure can tomatoes! :D

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