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to all those new comers to the Percy Jackson world and being off on shipping Percabeth because Poseidon and Athena are uncle and niece, it’s stated in the books (specifically The Lost Hero) that gods don’t have DNA the way humans do.
and if that still doesn’t convince you or you may think it’s not a real or valuable explanation, let’s recall other ways that births happen in both greek myths and the Riordanverse:
- Zeus birthed Athena from his brain
- Athena’s demigod children are born the same way. out of her mind. so Annabeth is already way off from the usual goddess birth route
- Zeus also birthed Dionysus from his thigh
- Hephaestus was born from Hera and Zeus, but in a lot of versions its actually Hera who just had him by herself. she got pregnant and it happened. they’re gods. (then chucked him down a mountain) again, they’re gods.
- Hebe, goddess of youth, was born from Hera and a piece lettuce she ate
- in the Trials of Apollo, we learn that Kayla Knowles, daughter of Apollo, has a human father, Darren. meaning she has two fathers: Darren and Apollo. no mother involved in her creation whatsoever.
- Zeus has impregnated quite a large number of people during his time and in various different forms. one of the weirdest ones by far was when he came to a queen in the form of a swan, embraced her as that swan and nine months later she gave birth to two eggs. they hatched and inside was Helen of Sparta (as in Helen of Troy), Clytemnestra, Castur and Pollox.
- Poseidon and Medusa had a child and that child was born from Perseus cutting off Medusa’s head. that child was Pegasus. (yes, that Pegasus) (also some other dude was born too)
- Aphrodite was born out of sea foam made from the severed genitals of Ouranos that fell to the oceans
have i convinced you already? are we done here?
#like seriously do you know how weird greek myth births are?#how can anyone see twins hatch from eggs and think ‘huh DNA? lets find out’ like no#there is no DNA#apollo becomes a hummingbird for days on end and probably has children in dofferent forms of animals too#he can become pure light#and you wann boil it down to DNA#booo tomato tomato#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy series#pjo#annabeth chase#percabeth#trials of apollo
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“Jungwon, how could you think that way?” Aohi whispered, both of her hands placed on either side of his face. “How could we be so selfish to love each other like this?”
Jungwon’s helpless, he doesn’t know where to focus his gaze, is it to Aohi’s eyes, as her tears fall in crystal droplets? Her quivering lips, how they hesitate to move?
Why does he still think she’s so beautiful like this?
“Don’t you want to? Don’t you want us to love each other?” Jungwon whispers, his hand hesitantly covering Aohi’s in a warmth she hates to love.
“I could never ask for that,” She whispers, and even as it hurts to tell him the same things, Aohi continues.
“I’ve never been a selfish person, Won,” A small swipe of her thumb is made under the boy’s eyes, and Aohi ignores the burn his tears make on her skin.
“That’s why we can’t.. because I refuse to want something so selfish, something like loving you.”
- MAGNETIC PULSE, 03. SUNOO’S REVELATION.
#˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ it’s mintie!#BOOO TOMATO TOMATO#I was so scared to post this omg#wonki become friends but at what cost
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All these identity gymnastics. Ever consider you're just an awkward autistic lady? There's no shame in that.
Have you ever considered how many better ways there are to spend the limited time we have on this Earth than acting so entitled to the identity of a stranger like this? Especially without even showing your own face?
That's not "concern" or "conversation" or even "debate". That's just cowardly condescension, and you're extremely lame for that.
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Everytime they do this i lose a braincell
#this is from the old game but they still do this now sometimes#its like nothing has changed lol#anyways forcing me to be mean is lameee#booo tomato tomato#if theres a mean choice there should be a nice choice#mc says something nice afterwards#but like...just let me be nice right away?#cringe cringe cringe#obey me
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Romeo 😮‼️‼️‼️
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you guys wanna see a really great joke
barry
barrier
barriest
#dc#the flash#barry allen#⚡️#danbles#booo tomato tomato#lame enough that barry would find it funny i think
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MEN *shaking fist at the sky*
#tell me why someone would add me on snapchat#and then i snap them!#for them to leave me on opened#like why even add me in the first place buddy#truly snapchat is the stupidest and worst app I have on my phone but unfortunately it is how the majority of the people I know like to#communicate#which like why.#normally i wouldnt be offended but i acc rlly like him and was excited when he added me#BOOO TOMATO TOMATO
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SHIZUKU DIDNT GROW ITS OVER
#booo tomato tomato#only minori grew by 1cm#means she’s locked at 168 now bc they probably won’t make any of the girls taller past third year#project sekai#mine
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there are so many cool/talented/amazing rock bands active rn (especially smaller bands fronted by women) and yet Mr misogyny wentz just brings his incredibly mid dcd2 failed broadway nepo baby signings on tour bc they won't get any opportunities otherwise
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see i get it about the big beautiful churches with the arches and stained glass and all of that but no place will be more holy than the hole in the wall church with 20 folding steel chairs and improvised podium
#used to live in front of one and i never went there but i liked to sit by my front door and listen while they sang#yeah yeah god is everywhere bla bla but. its more CONDENSED in these places. concentrated.#whatever im just tapping my religious roots on main#booo tomato tomato
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i feel CRAZY !!!!! and its the lonely/unpartnered crazy !!!!!!!! which is the craziest kind of crazy i feel at this point in time
#it’s getting Bad folks#i really don’t want to download An App#but maybe bc i know who i am and what i want it’ll be different for me???#idk.#lmao i was like What if i find someone at new work#lmao Oops everyone is married. Try again#Booo tomato tomato#anyway.#i think once i get caught up with stuff and can join a weekly class / activity i will certainly be less crazy#and maybe i’ll meet someone there :)
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nobody asked for flopout 76 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
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The game after I use 'channel positive energy - heal living': "You just healed an enemy. Better get the 'selective channeling' feat. 🥰"
Me who's never had to worry about healing before because story-mode and toybox: "I'VE HEARD OF FRIENDLY FIRE BUT NOW WE HAVE UNFRIENDLY HEALING? COME ON."
Special shout-out to BG3 for making me enjoy turn-based gaming enough to try it in a game I've played several times already. 😑
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Maybe don’t use psychotic in a negative way like that.
maybe get a hobby i meant it exactly as i said it i have psychosis
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me almost straight up blocking someone because they have the default profile:
finding out that they're an actual account and they just haven't changed the default:
#booo tomato tomato#fix your profile you look like a bot#you have a bio and everything JUST ADD A PFP#PLZ ITS NOT HARD
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