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mintypsii · 7 months
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watched usopp's little arc with defeating sugar and wow it took A LOT for him to turn back after running away to fight them again. but then later he finds out that she's awake and thinks about how he'll lose his memories of Luffy if he doesn't take care of her again, and IMMEDIATELY makes up his mind to shoot her from SO FAR AWAY?
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daisynik7 · 4 months
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Double the Fun
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Pairing: Eren Jaeger x f!reader x Reiner Braun
Rating: Explicit – MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!
Word Count: ~3.9k
cw: next-door neighbors Eren and Reiner, modern day au, all characters are mid-twenties, explicit language, p*rn no plot, smut – threesome, vaginal sex, anal sex, anal play, spit play, nipple play, cunnilingus, face-riding, blowjob, hand job (M/M), double-penetration, multiple orgasms from the reader, sex toy use (anal plug), cream pies (in both holes), Reiner is a bit of a perv and sniffs panties (just like how he sniffed Historia’s letter in the finale LOL), pet names (baby, sweetheart, sweetie), slight degradation (use of slut, cock slut, whore, and cock sleeve to address the reader), slight breeding kink, sex without a condom (assuming reader is on some form of birth control)
Summary: You’ve been having a bit of a dry spell recently with how busy you’ve been at work. When you finally manage to snag a date with one of your online dating matches, you’re unfortunately stood up, leaving you in a worse mood than before. Lucky for you, your two hot neighbors are more than willing to cheer you up.  
Author’s Notes: Phew! This one is a doozy! Please make sure you read the content warnings before reading. This is filthy and shameless; I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! I LOVE Eren and Reiner together, idk, they just always scratch this everlasting itch I have. I’m still getting used to writing threesomes, so I hope this is okay! Also, this is my first foray into butt stuff and I may have awoken something inside me, LOL. MDNI divider by the loveliest @/cafekitsune. Thank you for reading! 
Taglist: @batafuraikisu @neverlandlostchild @bloompompom @dprkento @a-listaire @man-knees @slvt-for-smut @antique-remains @aiyaaayei
part 4 of to all the boys who live next door anthology series
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“Are you sure you don’t want me to sit, like, two tables away? What if this guy is sketch?” 
You can spot the obvious concern in Pieck’s voice through the speaker of your phone, which is currently face-up on top of your vanity as you get ready. You finish the last steps of your makeup, inspecting yourself in the mirror, satisfied. “Don’t worry, I’ve got pepper spray in my purse in case he tries anything funny,” you assure your best friend. It’s been a while since you last went on a proper date. Pieck’s always been a worry-wart about you meeting strangers from your online dating apps, constantly reminding you to stay vigilant. Tonight is no different. 
“You should at least let your hot neighbors know that you’re going out, so they can keep an eye out for you,” she suggests, throwing that in casually. Ever since you moved in a few months ago, she’s been rooting for you to hook up with either of the two men next door, Eren Jaeger and Reiner Braun. She’s met them plenty of times in passing and would much rather you date one of them instead of the countless of mysterious men on your current roster. 
There’s no denying that they’re attractive. Eren with his long, dark hair, striking eyes, and toned physique. Reiner with his sharp jawline, broad shoulders, and well-groomed goatee. They also happen to be incredibly friendly towards you, always greeting you in the hallway with a genuine smile, asking how your day went or what you’ll be up to. They’ve invited you for dinner on several occasions, which has always been pleasant, sometimes leaning towards the flirtatious side. You’re sure they’re just nice guys, cordial neighbors looking out for one another. There’s nothing more to it than that, even if a small part of you wants there to be. 
You step back from your reflection, checking yourself out once one more. “I’ll be fine, Pieck.”
“What if I can’t reach you? There should be at least one other person who’s aware of your whereabouts, right?” This is what binging too many true crime documentaries does. Still, you’re grateful for your friend’s concern, knowing it’s all out of love. You can tell she’s actually distressed about this, so you end up agreeing, mostly to appease her. She wishes you well before hanging up as you slip into heels by the door. 
You tug at the hem of your skimpy black dress, hand motionless on the doorknob. It’s your first date in over a month. Work has been so busy that you haven’t had time for romance or sex. The variety of sex toys tucked away in your drawer has been your only solace these past few weeks. To say you’re ready for some real action is an understatement. You’re also incredibly nervous, afraid you’ve lost your groove. That’s why you’ve taken extra measures to fully prepare yourself for anything tonight. 
With a deep breathe, you step out into the hallway, following Pieck’s advice. You knock on your neighbor’s door and Eren is the first to answer. His expression brightens when he realizes it’s you. “Hi,” he greets you, flashing that charming smile of his. He scans you up and down, taking in your appearance. “Wow.”
“Is that a good wow or a bad wow?” you grin, twirling for him. 
He swallows hard, checking you out once more. “Definitely a good wow.”
It’s that extra boost of confidence you need for this date, so you’re appreciative of him. “Thank you, Eren. You’re always so sweet.” 
He crosses his arms over his chest, smirking. “So, hot date tonight?”
You decide to be honest with him. “Yeah. It’s been a minute, so I’m a little nervous.”
“Don’t be. Any guy would be lucky to date you.” His eyes twinkle at you kindly.
You imagine Pieck screaming at you from twenty miles away, begging you to date Eren instead of going out with this random swipe right. Eren is simply a sweet guy paying his neighbor a compliment. There’s nothing more to it than that. Before you get the chance to thank him, Reiner’s deeper voice calls out from inside the apartment. “Who is it?”
Without taking his eyes off you, Eren answers with your name. Soon, the blonde joins him, jaw dropping when he notices you. “Fuck.”
Eren elbows him in the chest, to which Reiner mutters a strained apology. “Sorry. You just look amazing.”
The flattery is almost too much, cheeks warm with embarrassment, stomach fluttering. “Thank you.” Reiner is usually the more forward of the two, blurting out whatever is on his mind, though you’re not complaining. 
Grinning, Reiner asks, “So, who’s the lucky guy?”
“Someone I met online. My friend said I should let my wonderful neighbors know my whereabouts tonight, in case I end up missing,” you explain casually. 
“How morbid,” Eren chuckles. “We’ll keep an eye out for you later so that your friend doesn’t have to worry.”
“I would appreciate that.”
Reiner raises a brow at you. “Unless you’re planning on sleeping with him. We probably won’t see you if it does go well.” He hunches forward when Eren lands another blow to his chest, shutting his roommate up. 
You giggle, agreeing with him. “No, you’re totally right. I’m going to stay optimistic and say that if I don’t come home tonight, that’s a good thing.”
“We’ll hope for the best, then,” Eren replies, beaming. 
You turn to leave, waving farewell to them. Reiner yells out, “Have fun tonight! But not too much fun!”
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You return to your apartment complex less than two hours later, heels clicking loudly on the tiled steps, feet heavy with disappointment. After taking a twenty-minute taxi ride to the restaurant you agreed to meet him at, you proceeded to wait an entire hour only to realize that you’ve been stood up. No text, no reply, no call. You’ve been made a fool, completely humiliated, the night and the rest of your weekend absolutely ruined by this asshole’s no-show.  
It takes you a while to dig through your purse for your keys, patience already worn thin. Frustrated, you groan out loud, staring up at the ceiling. “Why me?”
In the worst timing ever, the door to your left swings open. Eren pops his head out, saying your name curiously.
Reluctantly, you turn to face him. “Hey.”  
He comes out, dressed casually in sweats, hair wrapped in a messy bun with the few stray strands draping the back of his neck. “That was quick.”
With an unconvincing smile, trying to hide the shame that currently consumes you, you admit, “I got stood up.”
His demeanor changes instantly. The concern on his face is endearing, and when he drifts towards you, he reaches out, then drops his arm, unsure how best to console you without crossing any lines. “No way.”
You nod, sighing. “It’s true.”
“Fuck, I’m so sorry.” He steps closer to you, hesitantly placing his hand on your shoulder, testing the waters. 
You smile at him, enjoying this simple touch of comfort. “It’s fine. It is what it is.”
The two of you linger like this, Eren gazing into your eyes, holding you. His palm is hot on the fabric of your dress, and for a split second, you wonder how pleasant it’d be on your bare skin. And maybe it’s your wishful thinking or your desperation for human contact after being rejected tonight, but you can feel the heat of a spark between you now. Before you let your fantasies drive you to do something unprecedented, you search your bag again, finally retrieving your keys. He lets you go, watching you shove them into the keyhole, unlocking the door. “Are you okay?”
In all honestly, you’re not, but there’s nothing him or anyone else can do about it, right? “I’ll be okay. Sucks that I got all dressed up for this, though. What a waste.”
He doesn’t respond right away, choosing his words carefully. “Well,” he starts, the faintest blush tinged on his cheeks. “It doesn’t have to be.” 
You stare at him, heart beating faster, making sure you’re understanding him correctly. “Really?”
He clears his throat, licking his lips. “Yeah. Maybe we can get some use out of it.”
“We?”
As if on cue, Reiner emerges from inside their apartment, having heard everything. “Fuck that shitty asshole. You’ll have way more fun with us.” He stands next to his roommate, grinning at you.
This time, you do listen to Pieck’s voice in your head, yelling at you to go for it. To let these two alluring neighbors of yours take care of you the way you deserve. Already feeling better, you give them a coy smile, opening the door to let them in. “Okay, then. Come on in.”
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It’s the first time they’ve ever been inside your apartment, though you save the formal tour for later. As soon as the three of you are inside, door shut, shoes off, they’re both kissing you fiercely. Eren faces you, slipping his tongue into your mouth, hot and heavy. He caresses your sides, squeezing the curves of your body through your dress. Reiner is behind you, grip just below Eren’s, firm on your hips. His lips brush delicately on the nape of your neck, groin pressed to your backside, the bulge protruding from his pants growing harder and harder between your ass cheeks. You moan into the kiss, pussy throbbing in your lingerie, eager to be touched by either man, by both of them. Why did you even bother trying to hook up with strangers online when the perfect matches were beside you all along?
Reiner chuckles, breath hot on your ear, voice low and rugged. “You’re really horny, aren’t you? All dolled up and ready to be fucked, huh?” There he goes again, blunt and straightforward and so fucking sexy, exactly what you need tonight. 
And here is Eren, soft and gentle, committed to kissing you, whispering sweet nothings any chance he gets. “You’re beautiful. Such a gorgeous girl. So pretty for us.” Also exactly what you need. 
You lead them into your bedroom, Eren flipping on the light switch, keeping his lips on you while Reiner strips out of his clothes, starting with his pants. Eren does the same, hoisting his shirt off, revealing his impressive figure. You attempt to slip out of your dress, but Reiner stops you. “Keep it on,” he rasps, down to his underwear now, boner more obvious, poking out from his briefs.  
Eren pinches your butt, snapping the tight fabric to your skin. “We’re not letting this go to waste, remember?”
You nod mindlessly, brain hazy with lust, too eager to be fucked. “Fuck me,” you beg, spit smeared all over your lips. 
They both laugh softly, walking you towards the bed. “So impatient, so needy,” Eren coos, positioning himself in front of you, toying with the hem of the skirt.
Reiner sits up against the headboard, propping you up on his lap, your back pressed to his muscular chest. “What’s the rush, baby?” he teases, licking a stripe behind your ear. “We’re going to take care of you. Right, Eren?”
Eren bites his lip as he works your dress up past your thighs until it’s bunched up at your hips, exposing your soaked thong on your wet cunt. “Oh fuck yeah,” he huffs, salivating. “Gonna make you feel so good. Make you come so fucking much.”
You spread your legs wider for him, a pathetic whine escaping your throat, more and more desperate by the second. He hooks his finger on the crotch of your panties, smirking at the string of arousal that stretches between the fabric and you. “So fucking wet, holy shit.” 
He tugs it all the way off your legs, tossing it over to Reiner, who brings it up to his nose, taking a big whiff. “Such a slut for wearing these on a first date. Our naughty girl.” He lets your lingerie fall from his grasp onto the floor, sliding to the plush of your thighs, keeping your legs spread apart. 
Eren dives in, spreading his wide tongue flat on your clit, moving it side-to-side, stimulating you into your first orgasm. Your knees twitch from the sensation, the pleasure rippling through you like waves of ecstasy. You turn your head towards Reiner’s, opening your mouth, pleading him for a kiss. He obliges, sticking his tongue inside you, slurping up your saliva, hungry for it. “You’re so fucking nasty,” he growls, reaching for the drawer beside the bed. “Bet you have toys hiding in here. Why don’t we have some more fun and play with them?” You whimper wantonly, keen on the idea of Reiner using whatever he wants on you to make you come again. 
He finds exactly what he’s looking for: your precious anal plug, tapered on one end, heart-shaped gem on the other. When he pulls it out, he barks out a laugh, almost like he can’t believe his luck. “You really are a whore,” he whispers in your ear, sinister and wicked, about to have too much fun with this. “Did you prep yourself to be fucked in the ass? Be honest.” Even Eren pauses, peering up at you, curious. 
“Yes,” you mewl, squirming with arousal, body tingling all over.
Eren’s chuckle reverberates against your clit, releasing you from his mouth to lap at your wet slit. “Good girl,” he muffles, collecting your cum on his tongue. “So perfect for us.”
The dynamic between them spurs you on, Eren playing the good guy, Reiner playing bad. Both of them work together with a common goal in mind: to cheer up their pretty neighbor from what would have been a bummer of a night. But already, you’re thankful that you were stood up; you’re certain now that this is the much better alternative. 
“Eren, switch spots with me,” Reiner demands. “And you,” he says, giving you a quick peck on the cheek. “On your stomach.”
You both obey him without protest. Eren leans against the headboard with a dazed look in his eyes, licking his shiny, cum-coated lips. He smiles as you gaze up at him, wrapping your fingers around his shaft, stroking him. You open wide, tapping the tip of his dick on your tongue before sinking down on him until you’re too the hilt, swallowing him into the back of your throat. He cups yours cheeks, caressing you gently. “So fucking pretty with my cock in your mouth. My gorgeous girl.” You accept the praise shamelessly, relishing the distinct taste of him.
From behind, Reiner worships you, squeezing your ass cheeks, spreading them apart to ogle at your fluttering hole. Without warning, he hocks a frothy wad of spit directly onto it, teasing his thumb on the rim. “Fuck, baby,” he utters as you moan on Eren’s cock. “I’m gonna put it in now, okay?”
You nod, taking Eren deeper, your nose pressed to his groin, drool leaking from the sides of your mouth, bracing yourself. The plug is slick with lube as Reiner pushes it in carefully until the heart-shaped jewel is flush to your hole. He swears under his breath, marveling at the sight before him, cock pulsating in his fist. You stay like this for a while, adjusting to the toy inside you. It really did help that you prepared for this earlier. 
“So sexy,” Eren murmurs from above you, staring on your backside. “You take it so good, sweetheart.”
“Like an obedient slut,” Reiner adds, using his thumb to push the plug the slightest bit deeper. He lifts your hips to position himself below you so that you’re straddling his face. “Can you come again, baby?”
“Of course she can. She’s our good girl,” Eren purrs, petting your head softly as you continue to blow him. 
Reiner eats you out sloppily, different from Eren, who’s intentional with his every move. It sends you into another frenzy, pushing you closer and closer over the edge, especially when he begins playing with the plug, pumping it in and out of you slowly. You’re overstimulated with Eren’s hot cock throbbing in your mouth, clit swollen on Reiner’s tongue, and asshole puckered around the smooth glass of the plug. You reach your climax easily, gushing all over Reiner’s face, riding out your orgasm until you’ve completely soaked him in your juices. He drinks it all up, messy and greedy for every drop of you he can scour. He really is as insatiable as you imagined he’d be. 
You release Eren to catch your breath, to which he tips your chin up to face him. “You’re incredible,” he says, the familiar twinkle in his eyes making your heart race. You paw at his chest, crawling up to meet him for a kiss. 
Reiner quickly joins the two of you, not wanting to be left out, rubbing his hard cock between your ass cheeks. You kiss the both of them at the same time, all of your saliva mingling together into a hot, wet mess that you’re currently intoxicated by. After a moment, Eren pulls back. “Does our pretty girl want to get fucked now?”
“Show us how big of a cock slut you are,” Reiner grunts, circling the jeweled end of the plug, teasing your hole. 
Eren helps remove the dress off you completely, hoisting it off your body. He stretches his arm towards the drawer. “Are the condoms in here too?”
You shake your head briskly, bringing his attention back to you. “I want it raw. Want you to fill me up.” 
They both moan, clearly fond of your request, kissing you feverishly. Eren nudges your breast into his mouth, latching onto your nipple. Reiner sucks the skin all along your neck, leaving his love marks, growling, “You want us to breed you, huh? Want all this cum inside these tight little holes of yours. Oh fuck.” His voice is rough and husky, gradually losing his composure. 
Eren’s remains tender, his breath soft on your bosom. “We’re going to breed you so good, sweetheart.” He shimmies down the bed, lying flat on his back, peering up at you with adoration. You straddle him, rubbing yourself on his shaft, needy for friction on your aching clit.
Reiner’s embraces you from behind, groping your chest, focusing on his roommate’s dick and your wet cunt gliding along it. He reaches between you and Eren, fisting his friend’s cock with fast strokes. “Look how hard he is for you. He’s going to fuck you so good. Make you cream all over the sheets.” Your pussy is sopping with arousal from the dirty talk alone, but watching Reiner touch Eren has you dizzy. 
“Fuck, Reiner,” Eren moans, throat bobbing as he swallows hard. “That’s so fucking hot.” He lets his roommate jerk him off while you continue to grind yourself on him. Soon, he replaces Reiner’s fist with his own, cockhead glistening with precum. “Are you ready, sweetheart?”
Reiner moves to your swollen bud, tapping it with his thick fingers. “Oh yeah, she’s fucking ready. Come on, cock sleeve. Put it in.”
Without wasting another second, you line yourself up with him. Eren slides in smoothly, his entire length in you, pussy stretched around him perfectly. You whimper from the fullness, his cock to the hilt and the plug nestled in your backside. Reiner places his hand on your posterior, urging you to lean down so that your chest-to-chest with Eren, who kisses you passionately, remaining still inside you. “Eren,” you whimper his name, drooling into his mouth. He smiles against you, delighted at how fucked out you are for him.
Reiner adjusts his stance, hovering over you by planting one foot on the bed to prop his knee up, giving him enough leverage. He focuses on the plug, tugging it out just barely only to push it back in, repeating this several times, causing you to cry out in pleasure. Finally, he removes it completely, staring wide-eyed at your gaping hole, oh-so-inviting for his fat cock. “Look at that,” he croons, circling your rim with his finger, sensitive to his touch.
You want so badly to be stuffed full by both of them. In a trembling voice, you whine, “Please, Reiner.”
Laughing, he delivers a harsh smack to your ass, skin immediately stinging from it. He dribbles more of his spit onto you, teasing the tip of his dick on the rim. “Not yet, slut.” You can’t see him, too immersed in kissing Eren right now, but you can practically hear the wicked grin on his face, watching you squirm below him as he torments you.
Eren intervenes, annoyed with his friend’s behavior. “Come on, Reiner. Give her what she wants. She deserves it.” He nuzzles his nose to yours. “She’s been a very, very good girl.”
Eventually, Reiner relents. “You’re right. She’s a good girl. And good girls deserve to get fucked in both holes.” 
You shiver at his perverse words, bracing yourself. At last, he guides himself inside you, filling you to the brim. It’s better than any fantasy you could dream of, the sensation so intense, tears begin welling in your eyes.
They start thrusting simultaneously, Eren pummeling your cunt from below, Reiner pounding your ass from behind. It’s messy and raunchy, their hands slippery all over your body from lube, slick, and sweat. The air surrounding you is laden with lust and desire. The collective moans from all three of you echo off the walls of your small bedroom, along with the squeaks of your mattress creaking under the weight of your vigorous lovemaking. 
Reiner is rendered speechless now, totally concentrated on pumping his cock in and out of your fluttering hole, the only sound from his mouth being his ragged breaths. Eren slips one hand between you, his digits pressed to your puffy clit as he fucks up into your pussy. The other fondles your tit, thumb flicking your nipple until it’s perky. He continues to praise you, constantly musing about what a good girl you are, how perfect you are for them. 
At this point, you’ve lost track of how many times you’ve come. You’re in a perpetual state of ecstasy, surrounded by the two hottest men in your life who are voracious for your orgasms. The sour memory from earlier has completely faded and all you can think about is the sweet bliss you’re currently indulging in. 
Eren is the first to come, no longer able to endure it. His even thrusts turn erratic. “Fuck, I’m coming. I’m coming inside you sweetheart, oh fuck.”
You kiss him languidly, drinking up his moans as he floods your cunt with his load. Soon, Reiner swears loudly, announcing his own climax. “Fuck, gonna breed this slutty hole.” His cock swells, spurting his warm seed inside you.
You relax on top of Eren, who’s equally as spent as you. Reiner pulls out slowly, fixated on his own cum dripping out of you. “Fuck. Let’s see the other one, baby.” You lift off Eren, who almost seems reluctant to let you go. Both of them watch with hazy expressions as his creamy load spills out of you and onto his lap. 
The room is musty with the scent of sex, the sheets messy and stained beneath you. Despite that, you’re on cloud nine, soaring high from having the nastiest ménage á trois with your next-door neighbors.
Maybe you should try getting stood up more often. 
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selenaa5 · 18 days
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Overview: Geto and gojo are best friends who are both in love with you. They invite you over to drink and smoke weed. This is completely consensual as reader also is into it!!
Geto x Gojo x y/n
Warnings: smut, weed, alcohol, 3 some, oral, double penetration, anal and vaginal penetration, praise and degrading kink, cream pies, hair pulling, choking, consensual sex
You walked into gojos room and saw him and geto on the bed already rolling up a joint. The bed if full of snacks and 2 bottles of alcohol. They both look at you and smile widely. They both take in your look, you have on just a hoodie and shorts underneath. You hurry and jump into bed with them and start talking about your day. They pretend to be fully interested in what you were saying but they weren’t. They just wanted to get you drunk and high. You lay on your stomach between them and light up the join taking the first hit. You passed it to Gojo. He took a long hit as he looked you in the eyes, you blushed a little at his eye contact already feeling the weed in your system making you more shy than usual. Gojo slows the smoke into you eyes and laughs at you coughing from the cloud of smoke. Geto moves closer to you and wraps his around around you cuddling into you for an second then moving back away. You giggle at this. 2 joints later you get thirsty from the cotton mouth *worst thing ever btw 😞*you open the bottle and start to drink it as if it’s water the boys start yelling words of encouragement telling you to chug. After you chug the bottle you get up and run around the room from the burning taste. Both men laughing at you and grabbing you and throwing you onto the bed.
“God you’re such a drunk y/n.” Geto laughs stroking your stomach..raising your hoodie to expose your stomach and shorts.
“I kinda like it, she’s so cute when she’s cross faded haha” Gojo rubs your head.
You continue to giggle for no reason as you just pretend to understand what they’re saying. They look at each other knowing that now is a time to initiate their plan. They both lay next to you and cuddle into you taking in your smell..a mix of perfume and the weed. You try to get up from in between them..sitting up. They both lay their head of your shoulder and kiss you neck lightly not to scare you.
“Huh..are you guys okay, what are you doing hehe” you say with a slur.
Both boys continue to kiss you neck. Gojos hands rub up your stomach to your breast he cups them over your sweatshirt. Geto licks up to your neck and starts to leave hickeys on your neck. You whimper at the touches form the boys. They notice and it only encourages them more.
“Take your sweater off sweetie..” Geto says sitting you up so you can easily take it off.
You listen to them taking off your hoodie in a quick motion that got you back dizzy and flopping back onto the bed.. Gojo gets to the end of the bed taking off your short and panties at the same time. Cold air hits your slipper wet pussy, both boys take a minute to adore your wet pussy on display. Geto joins gojo as both of their faces are in front of your pussy..Geto moves first slipping his index finger into your pussy folds experimenting with your reaction. You close your legs shut as a reaction to his teasing. Gojo chuckles and opens your legs holding them down with just 1 arm. You moan form both of their teasing. Geto continues to slip his fingers in your fold collecting your juices..he finally slips a finger in. He can feel how hot and tight your pussy is already.
“Wow…so tight baby. Can barely even fit a finger” Geto purrs in a teasing way.
Gojo laughs at his comment, being jealous that Geto is the only one pleasing you right now. Gojo moves his finger to your pussy as well slipping his finger in with geto. You moan loudly feeling your pussy tighten around their fingers..you had thought about having sex with them for a long time but you never thought about having sex with both at the same time.
You felt your pussy tighten after a minute of them both fingering you, they curl their finger in the right spot getting you to your orgasm. You cum harder than ever, possibly from the alcohol and weed. Both men groan feeling your pussy tighten around their finger.. Gojo leans it and licks your pussy cleaned. He moans tasting your cum on his tongue wanting more as he grinds his crotch into the bed.
Geto takes his clothes off quickly feeling his dick hurt against his underwear. When he strips his pants his cock springs out, it made your jaw go slack seeing his big cock throb and pre cum leaking form his tip. Geto lifts you up onto his lap making your straddle your bare pussy against his throbbing cock. Gojo joins geto in taking off his clothes. Gojo sits besides you and rubs his cock against your ass trying to get some kind of friction. You grab Gojos cock and start to stroke it, he throws his head back moaning at your strokes. Gojo had a very pretty cock..it was super thick and veiny. Geto takes this as a good time to try and slip it in. His tip is pushing against your entrance..he struggles to slip it in from how tight you are. You whimper feeling your pussy get stretched from Getos dick..he finally slips it in and you both groan from the feeling.
“fuck…it’s so tight. Gojo..put it in her ass” he chuckles to Gojo.
You whimper at the thought of both men inside you at the same time.. you look back at Gojo and nod your head in approval. Gojo jumps behind you and slowly stretches your ass also. You scream from the sudden stretch and the pain. Gojo and Geto both kiss you neck and lips as a way to soothe you and make you forget the pain. After a few minutes the pain turns into pleasure as you slowly grind on both of their cocks. You throw your head back and onto Satorus shoulder from behind you. Gojo takes a handful of your hair and pulls it lightly. Geto joins in chokes you as he bounces you up and down holding onto your waist making you bounce on both of their cocks.
“You’re such a slut riding both our cock..we should get you drunk more often, huh?” Gojo whispers into your ear making you moan as you shake your head yes not able to speak clearly feeling yourself already close to another orgasm.
“You’re taking us so good baby..making me feel so good. Ima already so close..wanna fill your little pussy up so bad. Can I?” Geto whines into your ear pleading to cum already.
You groan and shake your head yes allowing him to cum early. Both Gojo and Geto hold onto your body and thrust into you faster than before feeling themselves close to orgasming. You cry from pleasure feeling your pussy and ass tighten around both of their cocks drill into you. All of you guy groan in pleasure as you guys all cum at the same time. Both men filling up your holes to the brim as they continue to grind in you to calm themselves down from their highs. You following them by creaming around their dicks and going limp on them feeling your body sore and tired.
Both men chuckle as you go limb…Gojo gets up and grabs a rag from the bathroom to clean you. After cleaning you they lay you into bed with them as they cuddle your naked body. You guys fall asleep :3
AN: this is my first time writing a whole smut so I hope you guys enjoy. I wanted this to be a longer one since it was my first but my next ones will be shorter :)
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Pretty Girl
Rafe Cameron x reader
she/her
summary: y/n being best friend friends with Sarah has her always over at her house. Over the years she's grown a crush on her older brother Rafe. Best friends brother, will it ever happen?
soft! Rafe Cameron
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Y/n sitting on her stomach, legs crossed behind and her head in her hands. Her and Sarah were talking about her boyfriend Topper, the same old convo how she wants to break up. Shes heard it all before, her past exs wanting more, not wanting more, boring, too crazy, getting the ick, losing feelings or just wanting too.
Topper was nice, and her favorite. Be always came with gifts and a small bouquet of flowers for her stepmom or y/n depending on who she was with at the time. He was studious, honor roll student who rarely got Bs, trust fund, boring kook. Never wanting anything out of line or dangerous. He 100% dates to marry.
“Topper he just isn't what I want. He's sweet and kind but I need some fun, someone who isn't scared of breaking rules-” Sarah said before someone came in.
“Sarah have you seen the remote”’ he asked.
Rafe Cameron, Sarahs brother.
He was your typical college frat boy, getting into trouble, a ladies man, partys every weekend. Boy he was hot, he was 19.
The older boy who always teased y/n when he had the chance, yet payed little attention. He threw her in the pool by sweeping her off her feet (metaphoricallyand physically), always throwing small objects at her. Calling her pet names like sweetie, chick, and his favorite, monkey. He only did these things because he loved to see her flustered. Here eye shape becoming big them small, the red creeping on her cheeks, and the way she put her fingers on her mouth as a nervous tick. Though y/n didn't mind it, it was attention from him and she didn't care how it was. That's how a crush basically is.
He sooner looked over his sister on her chair to the bed seeing his favorite teenager.
“Awe monkeys here” he said with a smile a little too genuine.
“Nice to see you too Rafey” y/n greeted him back.
“Have you guys seen the remote, I wanna watch the game” he asked again
“Uh no we haven't been on it. Ask weezy” y/n answered
“Cool cool thanks” he said shutting the door behind him.
“But we did watch it like not even an hour ago?” Sarah questioned
“Yea but he called me monkey” They shared giggles
“Ok back to topper” asarah said counting the convoy
As y/n somewhat listened she couldn't help but think about Rafe. Even tho there's a age gap she kept wondering what would ever happened if she got a chance.
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If I could be a pretty girl I'll wear a skirt for you.
Everytime she wore a skirt she would always compliment her. Saying “you clean up nice” and maybe taking a peak.
And I could be a pretty girl, shut up when you want me too.
He always would “complain” how she would chew loud, laugh to loud, always singing or humming a tune and hell she even lives too loud. He always teased her yet he loved everything she did.
And I could be a pretty girl I'll never make you blue.
Rafe would always complain about his “hoes”. How they were too clingy, annoying, cared too much or always assuming he was cheating because that's his reputation. They were mostly gold diggers and often too naive to understand that Rafe just wanted to fuck. That's what people thought, but Rafe just wanted someone to understand him.
And I could be a pretty girl I'll lose myself in you.
God, she would be completely his. Deleting everyone off her phone so it'll just be him. She would love him like he's never been loved before, showing him how soft and warm it could be.
Memories swarmed her head of them together.
Her and Rafe having a dance party when she was 13 and he was 16, she was waiting for Sarah to come back from piano lessons and she was running late. Rafe didn't want to leave her alone so he put music on and danced with her until Sarah arrived. They jumped and giggled around, Rafe spinning her occasionally, and giving her piggyback rides. He even taught her how to ball room danced.
Another one with all of them baking cookies from scratch. Sarah set up the ingredients all organized in their steps, she assigned them their jobs trying to perfect her cookie recipe. y/n was in charge of mixing and Rafe forming them into the shapes. As y/n began adding the ingredients as Sarah called them, Rafe grabbed the flour for her, and “accidently” dumping it all over her.
“rafe ....” y/n called out trying not to lose her shit
“Have fun ladies !” she said speed walking out the kitchen.
“RAFE CAMERON!” she yelled out chasing the boy out the kitchen door
“That's my name don't wear it out!” he yelled out from the hallway
And one not too recent, topper was over for a pool day with them. Topper and Sarah spending time together and y/n just swimming around the pool alone before Rafe joined her. She was doing laps right as Rafe cannoned ball right in her way almost hitting her.
“Rafe Cameron you almost hit me!” she said splashing him.
“Yeah yeah I wasn't even close, I made sure not to. Can't risk hurting my monkey. They're endangered!” he said soon shaking her hair and getting the water out directly at her.
She closed her eyes as the water drops hit her. If she wasnt already in the water she would've been mad but what can she do.
Soon Topper and Sarah came out from the house joining them
“Guys let's play a game of chicken!” Sarah exclaimed
“I call y/n” Rafe said pulling the girl close to him. She turned to him face to face their nose so close to touching
“Didn't expect to see you on Toppers shoulder now” she snarked at him
“Ok first of all he would be on Top.” he explained
“Oh I bet” she giggled Sarah doing the same
“what? EW NO Y/N” Rafe yelled out just wanted to vomit
“Come on let's just play” Topper said as he followed Sarah in the pool
Rafe went underwater letting y/n hop on his shoulders. As he felt her on he emerged gripping his hands on her thighs, making sure his hands weren't to high up to make her uncomfortable.
“My hands at a safe distance?” he asked while looking up the the girl.
“Yes Rafe thanks” she said blushing. Rafe this close to her and his hands on her made her heart beats like crazy.
And last but not least her favorite mememories of him.
Y/n came over to Sarah house crying over her now ex boyfriend. She expected Sarah to be there but she wasn't, and she was in the hallways in tears in search for her best friend. Rafe heard the front door open so he went to check who it was, as we went down stairs he saw y/n. Her eyes sad filled to the brim with tears, her eye makeup smudged, her hyperventilating all alone in the living room. He immediately went to her aide, sitting down besid her.
“Hey hey hey, shhh I'm hear. It's Rafe calm down you're okay. Youre safe I'm here.” he said above a whisper, pulling her into his shoulder letting her calm down.
After a few minutes of crying it out, she pulled apart.
“Oh god I'm sorry Rafe..” she said looking at the big tear and mascara stain on his shirt
“It's fine I have more shirts but I don't have another you.” he said moving hair out of her face.
“So you wanna talk about what happened?” he asked
“Jackson cheated on me” she said as a tear rolled down her face
“He what?” He said standing up getting defensive
“Yes I found out this morning.”
“That little dick. He kept begging topper to set him up with you. Always asking about you, like your favorite candy, books like if he wanted to be your boyfriend he should know right? He was obsessed with you, always staring and gawking at you” he said disgusted
“Honeymoon phase is real.” she joked
“And he had the nerve to cheat? He was practically on his knees for you? He even bought you a ring the other day too, for your 2 year anniversary. 2 years and he still didn't know what color jewelry you liked.” he said with a breathy laugh rubbing his hand on his jaw.
“he got me a ring...” y/n said looking up at him with curiosity in her eyes
“Oh y/n no, no! I can get you a damn ring if you want, here take this one.” he said handing you his ring that was way too big for any of your fingers.
“That one was the 2nd pair to this one. See look now we both are matching” he said with a smile
“Thank you Rafe” she said as he sat down beside her letting her lay her head on shoulder.
“He doesn't know that I know yet…” she said twildling the ring between her fingers.
“I have an idea” Rafe said getting up and dragging her with him.
Rafe and Y/n were standing in front of Jacksons house. It was midnight Kelce had spray paint and Trooper has concrete mix and eggs, and Sarah was keeping watch. The plan was to obvious, graffiti his car and then dumb the concrete mix around the lawn, they were gonna get heavy rainfall tonight. Rafe grabbed the red can and went straight to his bmw. He shook the can taking the lid off and tracing the words dick, cheater, extra small, and douche. Kelce went to disconnect and steal their hose so they couldn't wash anything off the next morning, and y/n and Topper started making a mess. She threw the eggs on the house, avoiding the windows and doors to avoid waking them up, and his car too. Rafe decided just to dump the mix in his gas tank.
After 15 minutes they were done, the car was destroyed, house was egged and kelce managed to sneak some contraband into his car in hopes to get him into more trouble. As they headed back to Rages truck, they shut the door and immediately started yelling and getting excited
“Dude that was so sick. Why haven't we done this?” kelce asked
“This is just easing him into the revenge, he should be lucky. This is just the start my friends” Rafe said as he began driving away.
The whole week Rafe has tormented the boy, and y/n has been ignoring every call and message. She thanked them by making them a pasta dinner with dessert and drinks. Once she finished cleaning up she found Rafe
“Thank you Rafey, I'm glad your crazy other wise I would've been sulking in my room right now” she said giving him a side hug
“No biggie, you mess with the people I love kill what you love” he joked
“Aw you love me” she teased
“How can I not? Monkey are the most interesting animals, we came from them” he ruffled her hair.
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As she snapped back into the convo she realized that chance or no chance she would still have Rafe supporting her no matter what. She was fine with that, boyfriend, brother, friend, family whatever. She was grateful for the bond she had with him, it was unbreakable. She loved him and he loved her. Maybe in the way she had hope but that didn't matter much now, after he was just a silly crush.
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12thhausveen · 1 year
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More astrobservations:
Aquarius placements and always being the sore thumb in the family- what is that? A lot of the time family doesn’t up approve of what their into/ up to and they’re usually very ok with that. At some point they just stop trying to impress their parents and I’ve noticed some just go off the deep end and it seems like it’s spite driven + their urge to not conform rising to the occasion
When water suns are attracted to you those eyes will do all the talking first especially with pisces suns like… are you gonna say something orr 😭
With sun opp moon in synastry the sun can have a fondness for the moon that i think comes from noticing the similar modality they operate with and respecting the moons unique approach to things since the sun is a creative energy as is, once the moon knows they aren’t being stepped on and have their own space to exist these two are some peas in a pod
The dynamic when there’s attraction between a water sun male and a fire sun female in the beginning stages has the most awkward interactions… he could be the most outgoing person (rare) til he gets around her then it’s SILENCE and the weirdest attempt at flirting I’ve ever witnessed ensues. Lmk your experiences with this dynamic if they exist
Cancer placements may not want children or to be a mother but there’s this weird urge to mother or PROTECT more so… i don’t know what it is but we all have our Thing we protect, for me im oddly protective of animals and when someone becomes apart of my crew and my life there’s that urge to protect them from the world 😶
Leo sun (+ cancer placements bonus points) have this rich protectiveness that reads a bit aggressive at times, if they perceive there’s a threat they won’t hesitate to get loud and defend who they love either
Jupiter in the 12th/pisces could enjoy getting drunk/ high/ not being sober while traveling… it’s strange and very true for me
Mars conjunct pluto and hating men… it’s usually not for no reason either
Also men with aquarius placements… why are so many skinny/ lanky?! The amount aquarius placement men/ individuals built like that needs to be studied… also always got some kinda geeky swag and a eccentric beauty either eccentric weird or just oddly charming without trying (see harry styles, ashton kutcher etc and those are just aqua suns)
Libra moons are literally a mirror of their environment… we’re not sweetie pies or moody we’re literally just you 😭 (especially right when we meet new people). Also it’s hard for us to be blatantly mean for no reason, the kid to say ‘guys let’s just stop’ while playing ding dong ditch
No one’s gonna read you on your flaws like a virgo sun/ moon/ (possibly venus)… if you pass the visual test or they don’t stoop that low it’s what about your life is lacking they tend to call out passive aggressively or during a fight and they do love themselves a verbal spar… also I’ve noticed they love to talk about their day and how it went with their person at the end of the day
Also aries venuses (with a fire mars bonus points 😵‍💫) what is it with y’all making rash/ impulsive decisions to feel something or for some kinda validation then regretting it later… and this is coming from a sag mars y’all need to calm down 😭 the energy and zest is nice but channel it into something you KNOW will benefit you in the future
> Just stuff I’ve gathered if you have other experiences lmk i like to learn
+ thank you for the interactions on my prev postッ
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jungle-angel · 7 months
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The Little Pumpkin King (Bob Floyd x Reader)
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Summary: Auggie wants to carve the giant pumpkin he picked out at the pumpkin patch, but what happens when Bob lets him do it all by himself?
"HEEEEEEELP!!!!!! DADDY HELP ME!!!!!"
Bob came barreling down the stairs a minute later at the sound of Auggie's shrieks. "Auggie?! Auggie what's wrong?" he asked frantically.
"I got eaten by a pumpkin!!"
Bob had to stifle a laugh when he saw Auggie half submerged into his giant pumpkin in the middle of the living room, his legs sticking straight up in the air.
"Ok, ok gimme a sec buddy," Bob said as he made his way into the living room.
"Looks like your mini-me bit off a little more than he could chew," Joe chuckled as he stuck the milk back in the fridge.
"No shit, Dad," Bob laughed as he grabbed Auggie by the ankles and lifted him up, pumpkin mess and all. Thank God he had put newspapers down when he had rolled the pumpkin inside.
"I'm covered in guts," Auggie chirped as he was set down.
"Yeah and you'll need a bath later, little man," Bob informed him. "You and your brother."
Bob reached in and fished out Auggie's glasses which had fallen off his face, carefully rinsing them off in the sink and handing them right back. As soon as he was all set, Bob set to helping Auggie scoop out the rest of the bright orange insides of the pumpkin which filled up three large milk pales from the barn. All the while he thought about all the delicious things to be made with it, pumpkin soups, cookies, cakes, pies, oatmeal, butter and a whole host of other delicious and useful things.
Auggie jumped with excitement as you came in the door with Patrick, setting him right down on the floor, your back creaking a little as your seven and a half month bump became a little more noticeable through your orange knit sweater.
"(Y/n) you ok?" Bob asked.
"Oh yeah I'm fine sweetie," you assured him. "All I had was Patrick. Your mom went to the store last I saw to get some dinner supplies."
You were barely in the door, just having gotten Patrick from the preschool at the Waldorf school where Auggie and the other Dagger kids attended kindergarten and where you yourself had taught ever since moving to Bozeman. Half days were always the best, your students being dismissed from your third grade classroom faster than you could blink while you got to pack up before noon and head home to Bob and your family. Auggie ran right up to you, protectively hugging your bump and resting his head right on it before you had a chance to hang your purse up on the hook.
"I see somebody took a dive into the pumpkin," you laughed.
"He sunk about halfway in before I had to pull him out by his ankles," Bob answered, unable to hid the grin on his face.
You laughed again before you joined your husband and son on the floor, carving the monster pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern that even the most frightening of ghouls could be proud of.
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equallyshaw · 5 months
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i get to call you mine | connor bedard.
oc singer x insta edit.
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@sarasings: what an absolute dream .. thankyou for all the love and support and for choosing me to be the winner of the voice '23! s/out to the amazing @niall.horan couldn't have had asked for a better coach🫶🏻 1/2
233k likes, 17.8k comments
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@niall.horan: thankyou for the best first season, incredibly proud of you cali girl! cant wait to work together soon xx
↳ @sarasings: thankyou for all the support and love, cheers x
@masonmctavish: there she goes !!! congrats buddy
↳ @sarasings: thanku mas-- see you soon!
@kentjohnson: couldn't have picked a better winner !! so stoked for ya (:
↳ @sarasings: thankyou kent!!
@adamfantilli: hot diggity dog congrats s!
↳ @sarasings: thankyou a!
@connorbedard: so incredibly proud of you, so glad i could be there
↳ @sarasings: best surprise ever i luv u 🥺
@madisenbedard: still crying
↳ @sarasings: luv u sissy
@coltondach: best. finale. ever.
↳ @niall.horan: couldn't agree more!
↳ @kirbydach: I think he's dead
↳ @connorbedard: I think so too
↳ @sarasings: ahh thanku col!
@blakeshelton: congrats girl, you deserved it !!! knew you'd win since wicked games
↳ @sarasings: thank you blake, appreciate all the advice and support you've given me!
@sarasbff: I love you so so much bestie, so proud of you x
↳ @sarasings: love youuuuu
@melaniebedard: so proud of you sweetie, see you soon!
↳ @sarasings: love you mama mel!
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@sarasings: had the absolute best support group cheering from afar, my biggest fan. love you to the moon and back c
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@madisenbedard: cutie pies
@masonmctavish: sobbing
@adamfantilli: cats outta the bag
↳ @kevinkorchinski: our fav couple no longer a secret 😭
↳ @adamfantilli: I know :(
@connorbedard: only the best for the best
↳ @sarasings: 🤍
@niall.horan: thank goodness I never have to hear another ft from yall ever again...talk about annoying
↳ @sarasings: oh shush!
↳ @kellyclarkson: he's crying in singleness
↳ @sarasings: bahahah
↳ @niall.horan: thankyou for outing me k
@reginapats: congratulations sara, so happy for you!
↳ @sarasings: love you guys, thankyou for all the support!
@sarasbff: so cute
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@connorbedard: so incredibly proud of this amazing girl that i get to call mine, love you s
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@madisenbedard: woah hard launch
@masonmctavish: alright alright alright, idk how you ever got her to say yes still
@kevinkorchinski: I guess y'all are cute
@sarasings: I love you so stinkin much -- thankyou for all the support in the world
↳ @connorbedard: love you babe
@adamfantilli: besties
↳ @kentjohnson: my besties
↳ @sarasings: woah dudes, calm down.
↳ @connorbedard: I dont like you guys enough to be considered 'besties'
↳ @kevinkorchinski: sobbing
@melaniebedard: love you guys!
↳ @connorbedard: thanks mum
↳ @sarasings: love you more!
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hope you enjoyed!
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dollywony · 1 year
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step on me - m.w
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pairing(s): mike x reader & jane x mike
summary: you're done with letting mike step all over you.
a/n: really off topic but i have been in my bedroom letting my louis partridge phase come back 🤭💞💞 hes so pookie
warnings: cursing, cheating, mentions of deceased parent figure, asshole mike :(
wc: 1.9k+
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Winter break was in two days. You were ecstatic, and had shared this with your boyfriend Mike. He didn’t pay attention. In fact, he seemed so out of it in the past couple of weeks. Was it something you said?
He barely paid attention to you, even once stepping on your foot and walking away in the halls. He had smushed your newly bought Mary Janes, but you didn’t care, he must’ve had his reasons.
You didn’t dare bring this up to him. You didn’t want conflict. You knew Mike Wheeler was slipping away from you and so, you leaped at the chance of hanging out with him when the Wheelers were hosting a Christmas party. Apparently, the Byers were visiting during break but you didn’t mind. Mike had said that Jane and him had left it off on good terms so you left it as it was.
Christmas eve had approached. You were beyond ecstatic, heart almost leaping out of your chest. You hoped that Mike had appreciated your gift. Said gift was a photo book that held images dating back to freshman year of high school. Your first anniversary, the day you had pied Mike, the day you got each other matching bracelets, and so much more.
Before you could ring the bell, Karen had already opened the door. “Sweetie! Hi everyone’s in the basement opening gifts!,” she said smiling. “If you need any help, just come up to the kitchen, I'm waiting for the cookies to pop out of the oven!” “thanks Mrs. Wheeler.” you replied, grateful that Karen was such a sweetheart. “Anytime darling.”
As you descended down the stairs, you were greeted with grimaces. Had you worn something wrong? Was there a stain on your sweater? But, those anguished faces slowly turned into forced smiles as each and everyone had started to hug you. “Hi Y/n!” and “hey Y/n, how are you?” could be heard in silent mumbling as if something terrible was going to happen.
Soon, you had realized that Mike wasn't present, nor Jane. Huh, that was odd. Just as you were about to question, loud giggles can be heard from the bathroom. Two familiar voices. One in particular that kept you up at night. No other than Mike Wheeler himself had come out of the bathroom, hair all messy alongside with a disheveled looking Jane. Before you knew it, your body had acted on its own accord and hid behind the shelf, gaining questionable looks from the rest of your friends but had gone unnoticed by the pair who had stepped out of the bathroom.
“So, I figure you guys made up?” Lucas questioned the pair, looking uncertain. “Yep!” Jane had enthusiastically answered, interlocking her and Mike's hands. What was going on? Had Jane’s presence suddenly switched a flip and made Mike forget that he had a girlfriend? Or worse, did he never get over her?
“Yeah, we did.” Mike’s voice came out, more cheerful than ever. You could hear the sounds of him pecking her forehead.
What the fuck.
“Uhh,” Max started off with a questionable tone. “I thought you and Y/n were dating? I mean no offense but what the actual fuck is going on?” She finished giving the pair an odd look. Yea what the fuck was going on? You thought confused with what you were witnessing.
“Oh Y/n? I thought she knew by now? I mean it was pretty obvious.” Mike snorted, followed by the silenced gasps of your friends. “Do you get me? I mean, everyone warned her. It’s stupid of her if she hadn’t caught on.”
Mike continued, taking the silence as an opportunity. “She should've seen it. I only went to her after Jane left. I was lonely and she was.. you know, always there.” Mike stated as if it was nothing.
Covering your mouth with a trembling hand, you tried to muffle the sobs erupting from your throat. Tears streamed down your face, as you listened to his rant.
To him that meant nothing, but to you, it meant everything. You felt as if the world had come crashing down. Were you just the other woman? A convenient place holder for Jane who already held his heart?
You wondered how oblivious Mike had to be to not see his friends continuously look over at your direction and back to him. Jane was certainly brighter than Mike, realizing that someone was behind the shelf.
You couldn’t hold it in any longer. Fuck Mike. If he was going to crush your heart to pieces, you had to start somewhere to rebuild it. Said start was confronting him.
As you slowly crept out from behind the shelf, you crawled behind Will and Max. They had obviously stared down at you, concerned on how you would react but you had to set your mind on confronting Mike. If any of them had asked “are you okay?” in the moment, you would have been a blubbering mess.
Mike pipes down as he realizes that no one is paying attention to him but his apparent lover slowly standing up has captured their attention.
You stood up, embracing the fact that Mike Wheeler never truly loved you. It hurt, but it was the truth. Who were you to dictate who someone loved? You couldn’t just force him to like you. Moving on would be a slow progress but letting the truth sink in was the first step.
Mike's eyes had widened, alarmed to see you here. As he opened his mouth to splutter out apologies which you knew held no truth behind them, you held your hand up to silence him.
“Mike,” you started off, sniffling. “Don’t apologize if you don’t truly mean it. It’s not only damaging me but you.” You said wiping the excess tears off your face that continuously came.
“I understand that you missed having a girlfriend, but there was no need to just use me and try to fill the hole. You could have just told me that you didn’t like me back and I would’ve moved on. Sure I’d be devastated but at least I would know how you truly felt. Not this fake persona you built up, loving me.” You spit out, gazing at the ground. You couldn’t bear seeing the face of the man who broke your heart.
“For fucks sake Mike, the amount of fights I gotten into with my mother over you is endless. If you had just said how you truly felt, our relationship wouldn’t be jeopardized. I left my friends for you. Sure I found new ones but I left them for you. Not me.” You let out. Fuck you regret even knowing who he was.
“Mike I even let you ruin the one thing my dad left behind. The framed painting that was hung above my desk. I said it was nothing because he wasn’t important to me back then. But now I realize that I was fucking stupid for proritzing you over my dad. So Mike Wheeler, I’m asking for us to leave whatever we had as it is now. I don’t want your empty apologies, the gifts, the letters, nothing. I want for us to both acknowledge that what you did was wrong and you wouldn’t dare do this to another girl.” You said, lifting your head up to see Mike. You couldn’t even read what his emotion was. It was a mixture. You deciphered anger and sorrow. Huh. Ironic.
“That is all I ask for Mike Wheeler and then we can go back to how things originally were. How they were before I met you, minus the admiration towards you.” You chuckled, lifting your palm up to wipe your tears away.
“So,” you said, finally feeling your tears cease. It was a relief letting out how you felt. “Could you do that?” You whispered, now capable of looking who you believed to be your lover in the eye.
“Y/n- I just-” Mike was like a broken record. He started saying something but he stopped midway as if he was debating on it. “Y/n, I don’t think we could ever forget about this. I want to try but I don’t think I can.” Mike said, pinching his elbow.
Lies.
You knew Mike like the back of your hand. He probably couldn’t say the same. Mike pinching his elbow was a sign you had learned early on that he was lying. In the last few weeks he had done it frequently so you had assumed it was nothing.
Something in you flipped like a switch.
“Why Mike,” you spit out, fed up. “Why won’t you try? You say all this bullshit but I know you. You probably don’t even want to put the effort in to try the only thing I ask of you. So god help me Michael fucking Wheeler I have been so fucking flexible with you. Just why won’t you even try?” You questioned, feeling yourself filled with rage. You wanted him to at least cooperate with you.
“What do you mean Y/n? Have you gone insane?” Mike denied, sending you a wary look.
He had done it. This was your last straw.
You launched yourself at Mike with only the intent of harming him. Fuck him. You had only knocked him off his feet before you felt yourself being reeled off of Mike by Dustin and Lucas.
“Yea Mike. Maybe I have gone insane but you know who’s fault it is? It is your motherfucking fault. You wanted too much but you can’t handle the goddamn consequences.” You hissed, forcing yourself out of their grasp.
There was no way you were standing in his presence any longer. You were in a hurry, grabbing your bag and putting your coat on.
“Fucking bitch.” you hear Mike mutter slightly under his breath as he stood up with the help of Will.
You stood there, fishing through your bag and pulled out the photo book you had made for the two of you. “Have a nice fucking life asshole.” You said, thrusting the wrapped gift towards Mike.
Climbing up the stairs you ignored the calls of your friends that pleaded for you to stay. Some friends, you internally scoffed. Not one of them had come up with you.
As you opened the door that led to the kitchen, you were surprised with Karen’s presence.
“Oh honey! Come here could you taste th- what happened sweetie?” She cut herself off mid sentence, taking in your appearance. “Why don’t you ask the sunshine of your son, Mike?” You said, trying to leave as soon as possible.
You regretted it the moment you said it. Karen looked alarmed at your sudden attitude. “I’m sorry Mrs. Wheeler but have a lovely Christmas.” You rushed out, pushing her past you before you blew up at her too.
You ran out, past Holly who looked confused. You only hoped she would grow up to be a lovely girl.
You vividly heard Mrs. Wheeler yell down at Mike, questioning what just went on.
Whatever.
You knew that today was the last day that you’d willingly visit the Wheelers. That from this day forward, you’d erase Mike Wheeler completely from your life even if it pained you.
Today also marked the day in which Mike Wheeler realized, realized that a part of him still loved you and will always do so. No matter how hard he tried to deny it, he knew a part of you was engraved in him.
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forever young | b.r.b.
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pairing: Bradley Bradshaw & Pete Mitchell (platonic), brief mention of wife
summary: the 4 times Bradley lost a parental figure, and the 1 time he regained one (and became one himself.)
word count: 4.9k
warnings: language, canonical character death, mention of cancer, falling out, grief, birth, so much angst, but angst with a happy ending!
notes: this is a little different from what i usually wrote. It’s more of a character study than anything else, but i’ve been working on it since late last year and i hope it doesn’t disappoint! happy reading! <3
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1. “May God bless and keep you always / May your wishes all come true / May you always do for others, and let others do for you.”
Bradley was barely four when he lost his dad.
He didn’t quite understand it at first. There were only Duck Tales on the living room TV with the volume down and the hushed tones of his mother and a couple of men outside the door one random afternoon.
“Carole…” Bradley recognized Uncle Pete’s voice right away. Recognized the particular inflection in the way he said it. He’d heard it many times over the phone, at the arrival gates of airports, around the house when his mom left the two of them in charge of the pies for a minute while she fetched his dad.
Bradley had grown accustomed to associating that sound with his family all together again.
But there was something different about how Uncle Pete sounded now. It wasn’t as bright —didn’t quite ring across the room like it usually did. It was muted, barely audible through the wall. So, so quiet. 
And then his mother’s wails cut through the silence. He didn’t quite understand it still, but he jumped out of the couch and bolted towards the commotion.
There was Mom. Uncle Pete. No Dad.
They sat him down to explain what was going on. That his dad was badly hurt when he was flying.
“Is Dad okay?”
His mom’s face crumpled. It was a simple question, and yet it took her everything to muster the simple answer, “He’s not hurting anymore.”
It didn’t make sense to Bradley. If he’s not hurting anymore, why’s she crying like he was? Why was Uncle Pete standing there like he’s done something terribly wrong? What’s going on?
“When is he coming home?”
“He’s not, sweetie.”
“Why?” and he swore he didn’t mean it in a bad way. He was just… confused. If Dad was hurt but not anymore, then why wouldn’t he be coming home?
His mother was the smartest person Bradley had ever known. Granted, he might have not met that many people in the four years of his life; but he could always count on his mom to have all the answers. Whether it was about frogs, or where thunder came from, or why they’d sleep at night.
But now, faced with the question of why Dad wasn’t coming home, she just looked… lost. Her blue eyes twinkled in the light, but it made Bradley’s stomach twist to see tears in them. Her lower lip trembled as she managed to say, “He didn’t make it. He…”
Bradley wasn’t sad. He couldn’t be. He didn’t know enough to. But his mom broke down right in front of him —he wondered if that’s how he looked when he cried because his toy dinosaur went missing last week— and it scared him. It scared him because he didn’t know what to do. His mom was smart, she always knew what to do when Bradley cried. But what did he know?
Instead, he just shook his mother’s shoulder, just a little bit, just like how she would wake him up in the morning. “Mommy?” She cried even harder, and it scared him even more.
Bradley didn’t even realize he was crying, too, until Uncle Pete ushered him aside and kneeled before him. His hands were rougher than Mom’s, but they were steady. Solid on his little arms, then on the sides of his face, callused thumbs wiping his puzzled tears away.
“Kid…” He sounded like Mom, raspy and choked up. Looked at Bradley with those gleaming eyes like Mom, too —maybe they really were brothers and sisters. “Your dad’s in the sky now.”
Oh.
The Duck Tales theme song played in the other room, so distant now in his ears. Only his mother’s sobs and his own dissipating into sniffles. The sound of his heart in his head.
His dad had always liked the sky. He spent most of his time flying through it, him and Uncle Pete. Bradley liked the photographs he’d send home, the rolls of clouds and dust and the sunrise, he would stick ‘em on the fridge next to his drawings. He liked the stories his dad came home with —loved the way he described the rollercoaster-like feeling (even though he wasn’t tall enough to ride one yet, maybe next year.) He liked imagining how nice it was up there.
He didn’t know what Uncle Pete meant. He didn’t know if Dad wasn’t coming home for good, or if he could still come visit sometimes. But Bradley, aged barely four, knew two things; that his dad loved him and Mom more than anything; and if Dad couldn’t be with him and Mom anymore, Bradley liked to think he’d be somewhere nice.
Somewhere like the sky.
***
2. “May you build a ladder to the stars / and climb on every rung / May you stay forever young.”
Bradley was eighteen years old when his mom passed away, but at least he was ready this time.
He’d driven her back and forth to her treatments since he was 16, memorized all the numbers of her primary physician and oncologist and nurse, knew all the steps of checking her into the hospital and remembered every entry on every form. Took notes (mental and otherwise) on what to do in the case of… well, the worst case scenario.
(He hated that part the most. After all the talks of death certificates and insurance claims and bank account cancellations, Bradley filled in his application for the Naval Academy. He knew she was against it, but if she wasn’t gonna be here for it, he might as well be a little closer to Dad, you know?)
But time came and went, and so did she. Bradley kissed his mother’s bony hand, her sunken cheek, her graying skin one last time. And as the nurse pulled a sheet over her and hauled her gurney out of the room…
Bradley went to work.
The closest thing his mother had to a family was Uncle Pete —Maverick, Bradley had taken to calling him almost exclusively these days— and so that was the first phone call he made to break the news. At 7 AM in a hallway by the hospital cafeteria.
Maverick arrived at the Bradshaws’ family home later that evening, having flown in from Belle Chasse as soon as he could, front door unlocked, and found the coffee table filled with stacks of folders and documents, and his best friends’ teenage son —the orphaned son— pacing back and forth on the phone.
Arranging for his mother’s death certificate.
Discussing burial plans with the funeral director.
Calling the lawyer about the will.
Bradley, the little boy Mav used to haul around atop his shoulders, carrying the weight of the world on his own shoulders now. 
“You know you don’t have to do all of this by yourself, right?” Mav quietly piped up over dinner on his third night. “I may not look it, but I know how to handle these… logistics.”
“I know,” he replied almost immediately. “And I appreciate it, I really do. I just— I need to do it myself, if that makes sense?”
Mav simply nodded and didn’t push any further, and Bradley never said it, but he’d never been more grateful.
Because the thing was, he really did need to do it himself. To have some semblance of control. He didn’t have any back then, during his father’s death. The whole world spiraled out of its orbit, and he was somehow on the outside looking in. Watching as the grownups pat his head, his arm, his cheek, with their grownup remarks of you’re getting so big now, such a tough guy, your dad would’ve been so proud of you, look after your mom, will you? He felt like he didn’t deserve any of it. 
Bradley puts on his suit, the one he wore for senior prom, and he nearly laughed at his own reflection. The last time he wore this suit, he was worried about the acne on his forehead and whether he’d get to make out with Cassidy Foster. And now…
Now he was thinking of the eulogy weighing him down in his inner pocket, worried about whether there’d be enough food at the wake. Looking like a kid playing dress-up as an adult —awkward, gangly limbs and clothes that never fit quite right. But he was grown. Nearly six-feet tall, finished high school despite everything, looked after his mom right til the end, and he hoped to God his father would’ve been proud of him.
“At least she’s up in the sky with your Dad, huh?” Iceman squeezed his shoulder reassuringly at the wake.
The irony was not lost on him. His mother hated that phrase. Hated how it used to make her sad when Bradley was younger, whenever he talked about ‘visiting Dad in the sky.’ Hated how it turned her angry as they got older, because he never grew out of it —out of the fixation on flying. On being miles up in the sky only to end up six feet underground like his father. 
And he hated that she never understood.
Almost as much as he hated that she wasn’t here anymore.
Uncle Slider must’ve noticed the unease on his brows and chimed in to lighten up the mood. “I mean, you’ll be up there with us in no time, right, kid?” The slap on his back is sharper this time, and Bradley would’ve welcomed it… if it weren’t for the fact that he still didn’t know if he got into the Academy or not.
He thought he could focus on the funeral first. But the whole day, his mind shifted to the unopened envelope at home. It felt wrong to rush home when the last bit of dirt had barely been scooped onto the gravesite, but he did it anyway.
His childhood home, a modest two-bedroom bungalow with white-paneled front, sat on a quiet street in the suburbs of Virginia Beach. So still and soundless, now that Mav had gone back to base in Louisiana with Ice. His dress shoes made his toes ache even as they landed on the doormat. The ring of keys rattled as it laid on the console table. The light switch gave under his fingertip, and so did the envelope as he ripped them open. His heart was bursting out of his chest, and he tried to remind himself, this is just formality, there’s nothing to worry about, I’m already in…
But the words printed on the letter said otherwise. Bradley willed himself to read it, over and over, make sure that he read it right. He’s all grown now, he couldn’t have possibly misunderstood “we are unable to offer you admission.” But as the water welled up in his eyes, he started to think maybe he wasn’t that much of a grownup. Maybe he was just a kid, crying on the floor of the entryway of his childhood home.
Alone. 
The house just swelled and sunk with his erratic breathing, heavy and aching with sobs. He didn’t like it one bit. He half-expected his mom to call out his name from inside the house. To tell him to eat. Take out the trash. Come sit with her and watch a cheesy romcom on HBO, anything because what the fuck was the point, then?! He was surrounded by everything she was —everything she used to be. It was such a cruel punishment to be grounded with all these ghosts.
Couldn’t meet his Dad halfway in the sky. Couldn’t be with Mom here on the ground, either.
Bradley eventually clambered up to bed—his parents’ bed— shoes toed off on the floor, jacket tossed on the chair. On any other occasion, his mother would’ve told him off for throwing his clothes around, but tonight was an exception. She would’ve understood. Just like she did when he started having nightmares when he was 6, or had his heart broken for the first time at 15.
That night, living through a nightmare and a broken heart all in one, Bradley, aged eighteen, curled up into his mom’s side of the bed and cried himself to sleep. His world was spiraling out of its orbit once again, and his head hurt. The mattress spun on its axis, and he drifted off daydreaming, hoping, pleading that he would wake up to find himself and his family pieced together again.
Somehow.
***
3. “May you grow up to be righteous / May you grow up to be true / May you always know the truth and see the light surrounding you.”
Bradley was twenty two when he lost his godfather, but at least it was out of his own volition.
He wished it hurt just a little less, but it was even worse because the day started out so good. 
Maverick had flown in for Bradley’s graduation, and took the boy out for drinks at a local bar. It was pretty special; this marked the first time they went out for proper drinks (the occasional secret beers they shared at Mav’s garage whenever he came around to visit didn’t count, thank you very much.) They sat in a dark green leather booth in the corner, gin and tonic glasses perspiring, condensation pooling around the coasters.
“So you were shipped off to Bosnia and Iraq back-to-back, twice, because you were messing with the wrong girl, huh?”
“Or the right one,” he sighed.
It made Bradley chuckle. Leave it to Maverick to be the smartest pilot in the Navy and the dumbest son of a bitch when it comes to love.
“But enough about me.” Maverick swiftly changed the topic, leaning forward on the wooden table, “What are you gonna do after all this? The world is your oyster and all that…”
The butterflies swelled in Bradley’s stomach, and he could barely contain his gleeful smile. “Well, uh… Pensacola, actually.”
“What?”
“I’m a little bit behind, I know— but I can still make it as a commissioned officer and catch up with you in the sky in no time, old man.”
“But… what about traveling, or an, an, an internship somewhere—”
“Internship?” Bradley laughed —he didn’t think he’d ever heard Maverick say that in his life.
“I thought you enjoyed civilian life.”
“Come on, Mav. You and I both know I’m not cut out for anything else.”
It’s true. Baseball was fun and he was good at it, but he was nowhere near going pro. He did well enough in college, but that’s because he needed to. It was a stepping stone; a few inches higher towards the sky. A little closer to where he was supposed to be. 
“Kid… It’s a tough gig. Are you sure about this?”
He didn’t understand it one bit. Out of all the possible reactions he’d played out in his head, this was strangely not it.
“What’s going on? I thought you of all people would be excited about this.”
“I know. I just… I don’t—” Mav sighed heavily, and the way he looked genuinely unsettled was unnerving. It’s strange. “I don’t think you’re ready.”
“I’ve been ready. Without the Academy or the Reserves, this is my last chance.”
And then Mav’s face dropped. So did the pit in Bradley’s gut. He couldn’t pinpoint what it was, but something was off.
“What is it, Mav.”
He was quiet for the longest time. Droplets rolled down the glass, and one slid along Maverick’s hairline. Bradley wanted to stop breathing altogether because it sounded too loud in his ears. But when the older man finally spoke up, he could hear him just fine.
Every single treacherous word of it.
With everything he’d gone through in his young life, Bradley thought he’d gotten used to heartbreak. His world was touch-and-go for as long as he remembered, but Mav was the only solid variable in that equation. He was away a lot, given the nature of his work, but his presence had always been at the forefront of his memories. In stories, in emails, in summers working in his garage.
And all the pieces of the puzzles painted a picture-perfect support to pursue his dreams, chase the sky. Which was why this whole thing didn’t make sense.
There was a boulder in Bradley’s throat, but he swallowed the ache. “Why would you do that?”
It barely sounded like a question. It was more like a demand.
Answer me. Look me in the eye. Tell me the truth.
“Because I care about you, kid.”
Bradley scoffs. “Come on—”
“It’s different out there… when you’re really out there. It’s dangerous—”
“Yeah, I know what I’m getting into, Mav. You told me all about it, all my life.”
“No, you don’t understand. The things you see out there, the people you lose…”
“What, like my dad?”
The words fell out of his mouth much too easily, it was horrifying. He wanted to take it back —but he couldn’t. He was already hurting, and part of him wanted Mav to know exactly what he’s feeling.
Maverick’s face fell, the pang of hurt flashing right before his eyes. “Exactly.”
“And whose fault is that?” Again, it didn’t sound like a question. It sounded like a statement. 
One that changed everything.
Maverick was arguably the only constant thing in Bradley’s life. When everyone else aged up and moved on, he stayed the same. Just as lively, just as funny, just as youthful. A Peter Pan-like figure. But in that moment, Bradley finally saw the age catching up to him. The weariness. The fatigue.
The imperfections.
Maybe that’s where Bradley went wrong. He never saw Mav’s flaws —or maybe he refused to see him as any less heroic or invincible or fearless as he imagined as a child. Maybe that’s why it hurt so devastatingly.
He couldn’t read the look on Mav’s face. Maybe it's guilt, or desperation. Or maybe it’s defeat.
“I can’t let you do this, kid.”
And just as Maverick knew he’d lost, Bradley also knew he’d made up his mind.
“I wasn’t asking for your permission.” He got up from his seat, nevermind that his so-called uncle figure still froze in his seat. “We’re done here.”
Three words. So definitive. So… final.  So short a sentence that ended a lifelong relationship, rivaled only by Bradley’s parents. With everything he’d gone through in his life, Bradley should be accustomed to heartbreaks. And he was —or so he thought, as he gathered his keys and jacket and left him alone. At least this time he chose to walk away.
***
4. “May you always be courageous / Stand upright and be strong / May you stay forever young.”
Bradley was thirty five when he attended Ice’s funeral. It shouldn’t have hit him as hard, but it did. 
He’d got to know Ice after his dad passed—he and Mav became inseparable—and the shenanigans they used to pull together… Playing video games in his living room. Teaching him how to throw knives on the maple tree out front (which his mom had an ulcer over). Playing baseball with his sons—and accidentally breaking his own window.
But that was before things had gone south with Mav. He reckoned, whatever rapport he’d established with Ice was null and void by default. 
Until the man himself makes his way over to Bradley at the TOPGUN graduation. All dignified. Important.
Familiar.
“Rear Admiral Kazansky, sir.” Bradley straightens up and salutes him. It felt funny to be saluting the man who got him in more trouble than Maverick back in the day, but what could he do.
Kazansky lightly waved him off. “At ease, Lieutenant. I just wanted to say congratulations.”
Bradley looked at the hand extended before him, and shook it just as formally. “Thank you, sir.”
He smiled—it’s even funnier to see his formal, snark-less, non-gum-chewing smile, but Bradley reminded himself, this is not the time for shits and giggles.
“What’s your call sign again?”
“Rooster, sir.”
There’s a glimmer in his blue eyes. Then a smile—the amused smile Bradley grew up with. I knew you were still in there somewhere . “First Goose, now Rooster. Keeping it in the aviary, I see.”
“What can I say, sir? We’re a family of aviators.”
And suddenly, Bradley was 9 again, giggling with his Uncle Ice, making bad puns after watching Ace Ventura.
Ice—Admiral Kazansky— smiled to himself as his laughter dissipated, studying the young man before him. A dead ringer of his old man, mustache and all. Bradley hadn’t been able to grow it out the last time they saw each other—six years ago. There was warmth between them, but the mellow air was palpable. Bradley was sure he saw tears in Kazansky’s eyes.
“Your, uh, dad would’ve…”
“I know,” he whispered back. It was a pretty standard thing to say at this point, but Bradley knew it meant something else. Something more. Not just to him, but to Uncle Ice himself; he never got to see Goose graduate alongside him at TOPGUN.
And nor did Maverick get to see Bradley graduate now.
It seemed that Ice had the same thing in mind, because his next question was, “Have you talked to—”
“No, sir.” Bradley’s answer was a little firmer this time. “And I’d rather not.”
The Admiral nodded, opting not to press any further on the matter. Bradley liked that about him. He always knew how to give him space—something Mav never picked up on—and in that moment, it was widely appreciated.
“Well, you should come by our house for dinner one of these days. My boys are in town right now, and I’m sure they’d love to catch up with you.”
Another thing he liked about Ice; he would always let you know he’s there.
“That’s very kind of you, sir. But, uh, I ship out first thing tomorrow.”
“Some other time, then.”
“I will.”
And Bradley made good on that promise. He stopped by for dinner once he returned stateside, and every time he found himself back in San Diego. Ice wasn’t quite a parental figure in the traditional sense (at 25 years old, he reckoned he was getting too old for that), but he was familiar.
Solid.
There. 
And he was, for a good ten years. 
Ten years was a long time to know someone—a privilege for most people, in the case of their acquaintance with Admiral Kazansky. But once again, Bradley felt rationed for his time with the people he cared about. There was a time bomb with every single one of them, and Uncle Ice’s started when he first fell sick last year. There was nothing left to do—who was he anyway, in the grand scheme of things?—, so Bradley mostly just braced himself for the inevitable impact.
One would think he was ready to receive the bad news.
But Phoenix and Bob very narrowly escaped death in the crash just yesterday—that’s another time bomb he never heard ticking until it sputtered and nearly exploded. And as the Blue Angels streaked overhead, the engine roar sounded like a million time bombs ticking and exploding at the same time. Phoenix, Bob, even Mav…
One of the jets pulled up into a vertical climb—the “missing man” formation. And just like that, there were only two time bombs left echoing in his head.
Ice.
And his dad.
Running out together, thirty years apart. Leaving chemtrails in the sky long after the planes disappeared out of sight. Until the sky cleared (which it eventually would), and so did everybody.
Bradley wondered if he would always be the last one standing. He used to think it was just the shitty cards he was dealt, but maybe Hangman was right. Same old Rooster, always up on his perch, waiting for the right moment that never comes. Maybe it was a subconscious decision on his part, too.
The crowd dispersed, and Maverick was the only person stood frozen among them. Bradley still couldn’t forgive him for what he did, but he almost wanted to. Of all people, the old man would know something about being the last one standing.
“Ready to go?” Phoenix snapped him out of his reverie. Her hand landing lightly on his back.
Bradley took a deep breath. Whatever thought he had, whatever he wanted to tell Mav would have to wait. Now’s not the time. Now was the time to mourn the last of his parental figures, those who passed and those Bradley left behind. 
***
+1. “May you stay forever young.”
Bradley was thirty eight when he became a father for the first time, and he was terrified.
He’d been through war and back again, and nothing could ever compare to the 14 hours he spent accompanying his wife in labor. She was kicking and screaming as she fought for her life and the baby’s, and all he could do was just sit there and hold her hand? He was already away for much of the second trimester, and that’s all he could contribute?
But he heard the baby cry as she landed in his arms the first time, loud and clear like the jet’s roar, and his whole world turned upside down. The team of doctors and nurses moved around like organized whirlwinds, but he stayed put with his girls the whole time. The sky was no longer his gravity; this baby, this family was.
He received a text from Maverick a couple of hours later, saying he’d arrived at the hospital. He fully meant to give a summary of how his wife and baby were doing, but when he saw the old man in the hallway with a flower, he broke down completely. Maverick couldn’t rush over fast enough. Bradley was in bits, and he had never seen him cry this hard since he was 8.
“Bradley. Hey. You okay? Are they okay?”
“She’s perfect,” Bradley managed, “Oh God, they both are.”
Maverick pulled him into a long hug. Bradley thought he was chuckling in relief (and partly at him, too). It wasn’t until they pulled away that he saw the red-rimmed, teary eyes of his surrogate father. 
Bradley pulled himself together. “Would you like to see her? She’s sleeping in the nursery.”
“Show me the way.”
Bradley led Maverick towards the nursery, right by the window, where they could see the rows of babies bundled up in their bassinets. Bradley was about to point which one was his Stevie, but Maverick beat him to it.
“She looks just like you,” Mav mused.
“I know. Houdini’s so mad that she carried her around for 9 months, only to pop out a mini-me.”
They share a quiet laugh. It was nice, but… Bradley still couldn’t shake off the buzz going through his head.
Maverick softened, ever so slightly. “Talk to me, kid.”
Bradley was quiet for a moment. He was faced with two choices; either dismiss this and just enjoy this rare, nice moment, or address the pestering worries at the forefront of his thoughts. The former was easier, but he was a dad now, goddammit. He needed to stand up and face the real-life monsters, too.
“I was a mess. Crying and scrambling all over the place. Not exactly the best way to start with this… dad thing.”
Mav smiled thoughtfully—mischievously, almost. “Did you know that… when you were born, your dad cried so hard, he gave himself a nosebleed?”
“Seriously?”
“Mm-hm. The nurse had to pull him out of the birthing suite and everything. He turned out to be a great dad.”
Bradley wanted to recall the best moments, but he couldn’t. Truth be told, he could barely remember his dad. He remembered his scratchy mustache, his hoots and cheers wherever he went, his singing as Bradley sat atop the piano—his butt buzzing from the vibration of the sounds. But he didn’t really remember his dad.
He remembered his mom, and the many times they held each other’s hands because each other was all they had. He remembered Ice, who came around after Dad’s death and became a comforting figure at a safe distance.
And he remembered Mav, who was somewhere in between.
“Yeah, well… He wasn’t alone,” Bradley concluded.
“Neither are you.”
A pause. It took a death-defying mission on enemy territory (and a lengthy conversation to follow) for them to patch things up, but they were here now. Neither of them said it, but they were so relieved they finally had each other again.
“He would’ve been proud of you,” Mav said. “I know I am.”
He usually steered clear of all the cliched “would’ves” about his dad, but this one was an exception. Upon looking at his newborn baby girl, Bradley caught a reflection of himself in the window. It looked so much like his dad—and yet, it didn’t. The lines on his face ran deeper now. His shoulders were broader, heavier under the flowy linen shirt. He was much older than his dad when he had Bradley—it’s funny to imagine young 20-something Nick ‘Goose’ Bradshaw parting wisdom about fatherhood to Lieutenant Commander Bradley Bradshaw.
But his father was eternally imprinted in himself. His memories. And as he turned to Maverick—his Uncle Pete— he could see Dad’s pride in his eyes, too. This time, instead of brushing it off, he embraced it. He embraced the fact that no matter where he went, who he gained and who he lost, who was returned to him, that his dad would always be there for him.
Close to his heart.
Up in the sky.
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hi :) so i saw u were doing the match up request things and wanted to try one! could it be for ninjago, i like men (unfortunately). lets see, soo..i’m a girl, half porto rican-half white (i was raised bilingual i know Spanish and english) have a little bit more curvy pear shaped figure, a few freckles on my cheeks, bigger lips/smaller nose, i have brown curly hair, my smile is squinty, and i have central heterochromia (the much more common, kinda lame version of having two different color eyes) where the outside of my eye is green and a sharp ring around my iris is yellow (my mom calls them my stars<3) and, yeah for appearance ig thats it. as far as personality, i’m really just like if loralai Gilmore from Gilmore girls didn’t like coffee. i love photography, art, nature, cats, i collect old post cards/old photographs, i have an old 2003 digital camera i thrifted that i bring everywhere, my favorite colors are green/pink, i love taylor swift and mitski and alex g, i read comics, i take pictures of every tree andddd… lots of other stuff but i ramble haha anyways have a wonderful day<3<3 to infinity and beyond, mars ⭐️
From one central heterochromia haver to another (yours sound so pretty tho,,)… I match you with:
Lloyd Garmadon!!
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A few headcanons:
He thinks it’s so cool that you know English and Spanish
He’ll ask you how to say something in Spanish, then proceed to repeat it in the most American accent you’ve ever heard
He’s trying tho :(
You guys bond over your love of nature and comics
Lloyd loves to go on hikes/nature walks with you, and he’ll help you find neat things to take pictures of
On that note, he 100% supports your photography hobby
His room is gradually overtaken by photos you’ve given him
He’s not complaining though; he adores each and every one
As for your love of comics, you guys give each other recommendations and swap issues
You love to gush about your favorites and predict what will happen future issues
You absolutely lose your minds when you end up being right
If/when you move in together, you adopt a cat
You’re both huge cat people, so that little fuzzball gets treated like your biological child
You always speak super affectionately about it when in public, so people actually assume that it is a human baby
They’re so confused when they find out it’s a cat
This becomes a bit of an inside joke between you two
Lloyd likes to call you “dear,” “love,” and “bright eyes”
(He loves your eyes so much)
He likes to be called “baby,” “honey,” and “sweetie”
A drabble!
You smiled to yourself as you snapped a picture of a grove of aspens, their leaves tainted a sophisticated gold that was complimented excellently by the afternoon sunshine.
“Over here!” You heard Lloyd beckon, making your head snap over in his direction.
Moving away from the aspens, you came to a gnarled old tree. Lloyd was standing proudly in front of it, pointing to it with a huge grin. “Isn’t it cool?”
You nodded eagerly, readying your camera already. A few seconds passed, and the little click never came. You pursed your lips, disgruntled. “I can’t get a good angle.”
Lloyd frowned, his brow furrowing in contemplation as he stared at the tree. Then, with a sudden light in his eyes, he stepped closer to you and dropped to his knees.
“Get on my shoulders.”
You hesitated, but decided that the picture would be worth the effort. You squealed as he practically jumped to his feet, jostling you perilously.
You finally snapped the perfect picture. Grinning at your camera, you rubbed Lloyd’s head affectionately.
“Thanks, sweetie. You can put me down now.”
Lloyd hummed in thought, drumming his hands on your knees for a moment before continuing down the trail with you still on his shoulders.
“Lloyd! Put me down!” You laughed, playfully smacking his head.
“No.” You could hear the smile in his voice.
It wasn’t until you completed your walk that Lloyd finally relented and put you down.
“Finally! You rascal,” you giggled, shoving him lightly.
“Hey, you got some good pictures, didn’t you?”
You huffed. “Okay, I will admit that.”
Lloyd winked with a good-natured grin. “Glad I could help.” He kissed your cheek, grasping your hand before continuing on your path home.
And a song!
My Love Mine All Mine (Mitski)
'Cause my love is mine, all mine
I love, my, my, mine
Nothing in the world belongs to me
But my love, mine, all mine, all mine
My baby here on earth
Showed me what my heart was worth
So, when it comes to be my turn
Could you shine it down here for her?
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Thank you for your support! You truly do mean so so much to me <33 I hope this was okay!
(divider by saradika)
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heartbreak-sandwich · 3 months
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Marmalade Stream of Consciousness
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Well, I typed up random thoughts and quotes and moments while watching Marmalade for the first time, so here's this, I guess lmao. Spoilers below the cut
STREAM OF CONCH, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO
"you scared the chickens out of me." OKAY, BARON, YOU LITTLE ABSOLUTE SWEETIE.
"escapes, beeeeitch." OTIS OMFG. I LOVE OTIS.
"I swear...on my hair." Baron is the best. But just when you think you know his capacity, he surprises you. he might seem simple, but there's definitely more to him.
CROCHET, not CROQUE lmfao.
Awwww the moon pies...watching Baron take care of his mom squeezed my sad heart.
Listening to him describe his town to Marmalade when he first met her was just the cutest, most earnest thing. "It's the only place I ever knowed." He's just so fucking SWEET, it makes me want to cry.
FROM THE BEGINNING, Marmalade sketches me out. She talks about how "some sleazebag" gave her Big Bertha (her car). Even Baron questions her like "he just gave it to you??" and I bet there's a story there. Has to be.
And the way Baron talks about his dad....couldn't some see him because he was too busy building a rocket and then he blew up in space? Oh, honey....the dude needs a hug.
Marmalade is obviously striking the manic pixie dreamgirl chord immediately. There's something fun and magnetic about her, but also obviously red flag central. I'm excited to learn more about her. The way she just immediately inserts herself into Baron's life is so unsettling.
"You can borrow my nose. They smell beautiful, just like you." OKAY BARON, YOU LITTLE BABY SWEETHEART LMAO
DAY TWO, SHE'S LIKE "Let's rob a fuckin' bank." HELLO?!?!?!?
Enter Otis, once again, being the most normal person in this entire movie lmfao.
Baron hesitates on the bank idea, and Marmalade is immediately like "I LIKE U" kisses his face....I see what ur doing here, girl. I see u.
I honestly cannot tell if she's being genuine, but my money is on probably not.
Hearing Mama Eda's coughing in the background of their lovely moments makes my heart sink. Wow.
"Shoot the camera with what?" Oh, Baron. Oh, honey lamb...
The way she CACKLES when Baron gets scared by the gun, oh my god.
(I'm really not a fan of the nickname "Puppet." Shit makes me cringe for him - more foreshadowing imo so far)
HIS MAMA MARMALADE JAR TATTOO OMFG.
"GOT ME OVER HERE FEELIN' SHIT. I'M INSPIRED, MOTHERFUCKER." Otis is the realest lol.
THE WAY HE ALMOST FORGOT MAMA EDA'S MOON PIES OH MY GOD NO. She's distracting him from his mom while she needs him, I'm gonna cry for real....
OH GOD THE SCARE. THE SCARE. I was going to LOSE MY MIND if she had died right there. And he noticed something's up with the pills.....and Marmalade's all passed out? Hmmmmmmm.
Damn...when Baron pressures Marmalade to tell him about her life... you know she's been through some shit. And she's running from more than she lets on.
Oh, God. Her story breaks my heart... and Baron does his best to comfort her. Bless him...
THE ABSOLUTE TERROR ON BARON'S FACE AS MARMALADE ROBS THE PEOPLE AT THE ANTIQUE SHOP?! Poor boy. Oh my god....
"I was just playin" oh my god.
And he starts to try to back out. He wants to. And she comes back with "She's gonna fuckin' die." this POOR BOY. SOMEONE HELP HIM.
AND WHEN HE WANTS TO GO CHECK ON HIS MOM.. and Marmalade says "I can do it." I don't trust that. I do not trust that at all....I gotta know what's going on there.
BARON'S LITTLE ASTRONOT ON HIS CEILING, I can't... crying.
AND NOW SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MAMA EDA. Conveniently as soon as Marmalade went to go see her?!
AND SHE DIED?!?! WHAT THE FUCK. NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Fuck this.
Oh, Otis..... my heart. :( I just want to give him a hug. Also bless him for looking out for Baron.
"Clench your buttcheeks" lmfao. Good advice, Otis.
"I think you got somethin' in your braid." BARON NO.
Aaaaaand now they're fighting.
OTIS OH NO. He was just trying to protect Baron :( poor Otis.
OH MY GOD SPECIAL AGENT OTIS??!?!?!?!??! HELLO WHAT?!
SAME DRESS, SAME MISSPELLINGS, SAME WRITING, BABY DOLL BANDIT?! Okay. She's on some real shit. I need to know more.
Aaaaaand Baron calls her. Rule Number One, all jail phone calls are recorded unless you're calling a secure attorney line. The End. Never, ever, ever do what he just did.
He doesn't need to rob the bank oh my god..... AND HERE SHE GOES AGAIN WITH HER BULLSHIT. And she's PREGNANT?! THAT WAS FUCKIN FAST?! Oh, Baron, no, no, no, no, no.
And she's such an asshole to him about being the driver.
Ngl, I think he outfit is so cute tho. Courtney Love vibes.
Okay, I love the dance number lmfao. Please tell me that's actually them dancing. I need to know. AND THE SEQUINS.
Marmalade squeals with delight. Baron screams in terror. My feels.
"Somethin' doesn't smell right." YOU BET, BABY. TELL HER WHAT'S UP. Poor baby is so uncomfortable.
"How come you know so much?" HE'S NOT STUPID. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE BARON.
"I might've done this once before." YOU DON'T SAY, MARMALADE. YOU DON'T SAY.
"Did you just fart?" ->->->->-> "I thought you can't smell." HE'S ONTO YOU, MARMALADE.
I just know the baby's fake. I just know it. I know it in my heart.
AND HE FINDS MAMA EDA'S PILLS IN MARMALADE'S CAR.
Oh, he has the gun on her. Oh, boy. Oh, baby.
Poor Baron. He's just unraveling, poor baby.
"It was just Mama Eda's time." Kinda wanna punch her, ngl.
Oh now the police are here and BARON... "We gotta go outside and apologize." THIS POOR BOY IS TOO GOOD.
God, I STILL cannot tell if she's ever being genuine. And I almost think she held Baron up for just a SECOND longer so he'd get caught and she could run.
RUN BABY RUN PLEASE OH NO. Oh no. He's too good. Baron's just too good.
OKAY. But he's for real pushing him out there.
Oh, they're tracking him. And Ted with his Shakespeare quotes lol.
Awww....Baron goes to visit Mama Eda first thing... sweet boy. I just want to hug him. :(
THE POOR DUDE IN THE CAR, he was so terrified. Of course the car was ditched. Of course.
The fuck is he pulling out of that chimney? Newspaper clippings?
OKAY WAIT. WHAT'S THE JAR OF MARMALADE ON MAMA EDA'S GRAVE FOR. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING NOW.
Baron......BARON?!?!?!?
WAS SHE FAKE THIS WHOLE TIME?!
HE'S CUTTING HIS HAIR?!
He ain't no dummy. Baron is NOT stupid. QUITE the opposite, I think, at this point.
Oh. My god. WHAT is happening.
Joe Keery dressed as a mystery woman. All right.
"Take care now" WHAT IS HAPPENING. OH MY GOD. The way he takes that wig off and how fucking stoked he is lmao.
"There is no girl." WHAT.
OKAY SEXY JOE KEERY IS BACK WASSUP.
L-A-M-R-A-M. Huh. Pharmaceuticals. I am so confused.
OH BUT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES.
I am SO FUCKING AS;DFJSA;ODIFHSD; WHAT IS HAPPENING.
This dude's money. Who is this dude. Have I missed something. Oh, Don Frankels, CEO -- BARON PHARMACEUTICALS?!??!?!?!?
OH MAN, HE WAS NEVER NO SIMPLETON. THIS IS BIG BUSINESS.
Oh, but he has a white cane......
OH. OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I don't like Don. We don't like him at all.
JAR OF MARMALADE. HE WAS THERE.
Okay but WHO IS HE AND WHAT IS GOING ON. I NEED TO KNOW MORE. NEED.
"What's real, what's fake?" MY QUESTION, TOO, TED.
OKAY THE FUCK?! What's in the envelope.......
"Sorry for your loss." ->->->->-> "My what?" WHAT THE FUCK.
"I'm taking care of my mother. I hope you'll do the same," AND A TICKET TO JAMAICA. HE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME?!?!??!!?!?!?
HE KNEW. THE WHOLE TIME.
IS HIS MOM ALIVE?!?!?!?! IS SHE?!?!?!?!
I'm crying. For real, I'm crying.
He's just delivering meds to all these boxes....?
AND EDA. THE MOON PIES. HIS MOM. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHH IT WAS SO GOOD. SO FUCKING GOOD. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh, I could not have prepared myself. SO fucking good. Will watch again and again.
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friendship-showdown · 9 months
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Round of 64: Battle #22
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Propaganda:
MK and Mei (Lego Monkie Kid): Literally they are The Besties Ever. Always supporting each other, always each other's hype man, repeatedly willing to jump into danger in order to protect the other. MK has literally walked through fire to help Mei and she would easily do the same for him. They are fiercely loyal to each other and can always play off each other's vibes. They are the best duo, platonic soulmates, Super-Besties.
Abed Nadir and Annie Edison (Community): Autism VS. Autism in the real. They are sweetie-pies who comfort each other when they are overwhelmed. They are besties.
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gretavanlace · 11 months
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Just thought I’d pop in with a quick note of thanks.
While I was on hiatus, I saw your lovely asks, and each of those messages of love and encouragement filled my heart right up. I am so lucky to have you all, and you are so very important to me. Cavity inducing sweetie pies, every last one of you.
So, again, thank you for your patience and kindness…it means the world.
I also wanted to let you know that I’m back on track and you’ve got brand new nonsense heading your way, so look out.
First up, we’ve got Josh with Valtava (if you look up the translation of this Finnish word, you may just stumble upon a hint. Other than that, I’m staying cryptic). This should be ready, posted and waiting for you no later than Wednesday
Then we have Welcome to Hell (jakey) waiting in the wings.
And finally for the month of June, a pivotal chapter of Poppins
Thank you for always bearing with me, I promise to (hopefully) never keep you pacing the widow’s walk ever again
💋 xoxo
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Poll #100
Character 298: She's a snarky, morally questionable AI lady who hates her job and has little to no regard for human life in general. She often threatens to kill her employees, she killed her programmers, she adores the movie Cats(2019) to an upsetting degree, she likes to make up nicknames for people, she just wants a holiday and frequently takes simulated spa breaks. She's even bisexual!
Character 299: he’s first introduced as the man with a scar. he’s canonically gay but the worst at relationships. he accidentally slept with the prime suspect for the case he’s supposed to be working on. he’s a cop but it’s the cold case unit so it’s probably fine. he’s looking into his dad’s suicide because he thinks he was murdered. his brother used to take child him to drug dens because he wanted to get high and didn’t particularly care about his kid brother. he keeps adopting kids and they keep betraying him. he’s been helping one of the constables to rise through the police force and she calls him sarge and helps bring him back to the world of not being stupid. his godmother is high up in the police force and he aggressively refuses to be part of nepotism and then later on she gets kidnapped. his life is terrible and he gets attached to crime scenes. he received the scar on his face from another member of the police force. he’s insane. i love him
he keeps getting info from the guy in charge of the mob. his friends keep turning out to be serial killers. he & one other police guy keep attacking police corruption but nobody likes them so it’s pretty slow. he has the worst taste in men. he straight up asked one guy “did you kill my dad?” and he once managed to break through a wall in a house on fire by scraping the slightly wet cement out from between the bricks and then running at the wall really hard. he’s literally a lunatic. i love this guy so much
Character 300: A short boy who starts out as a typical nerd stereotype but one rock concert later he starts to unleash his sass, he can be kind of a jerk sometimes actually but most of the time he is a cinnamon roll. Literally sang a rock song about following the rules, yeah. Despite the rock concert he still is and probably always will be obsessed with grades (boy almost got a panic attack because he got an A instead of A+) Has a comfort show that he references to often and trusts more then his own logic when in stressful situation. He is super smart but can't read social cues sometimes. Is often carried like a luggage and ends up okay with that. He litterally cloned himself because he couldn't make any decisions and when he had enough of his clones he went 'oh. wait. I can get revange on my friend-bully now" and he almost did, got pied in the face in the aftermatch though. He's a sweetie pie, the boy ever, one of the best characters in the whole show. You can't hate him, it's impossible.
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bedlamsbard · 9 months
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Some concept writing! This is a scene that I've been thinking about for a while but haven't had anywhere to use it; I might do a bigger wedding story at some point, which is why this isn't going to AO3 as a standalone. This is set several months after On Yonder Hill/Endgame in the Yonderverse timeline. (Note that the timeline doesn't quite match up with the sequel concept, which is why it's all concept writing.)
Steve/Nat, Bruce/Betty, and Clint/Laura all referred to. Pied ravens are an extinct color morph from the Faroe Islands.
Just over 2K under the break.
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“Dad?”
There was a nervous edge to Lila’s voice that made Clint’s hand tighten on his razor.  He flinched an instant later as the twitch opened a thin cut on the underside of his chin.  Wiping the blood and the last of the soapsuds away, he called back, “Yeah, sweetie?”
He had to fight to keep his voice calm and finish wiping his face dry, rather than rushing downstairs immediately.  Since the Blip he had been hovering in a way that he knew made them all nervous, not dissimilarly to the way he had hovered when he had first retired after the Ultron debacle.  Only back then it had been because he didn’t really know what to do with himself when he didn’t feel like he was counting time until his next deployment; now it was because he couldn’t bring himself to believe that they wouldn’t all vanish if he turned his back.  He was doing his best.
“Dad, there’s a – a bird.”
Clint stopped with the water running across his hands.  “A bird?”
“Hon, I think you’d better come down here,” Laura added.  From the sound of it she was standing at the bottom of the stairs.  “I think it’s for you.”
He heard Nathaniel say, “Why would a bird be for Daddy?”
“Jesus,” Clint muttered, turning the water off and wiping his hands dry. “I’m going to kill that son of a bitch.  Coming to my house –”
He took the stairs two at a time on the way down and arrived in the kitchen to find Laura and the kids clustered on one side of the room and a big black-and-white bird perched calmly on the back of a chair.  The back door was open behind it.
Because of the color, it took Clint a moment to identify the bird as a raven.  It was half again as big as the next biggest raven Clint had ever seen, which was pretty damn big.  It had the same indefinable air of being faintly alien as the handful of Asgardian animals he had seen, maybe something about the glossiness of its piebald feathers or the curvature of its beak.
Clint eyed it warily.  He had grabbed one of his holdout pistols on his way downstairs and was holding it down by his thigh where the kids couldn’t see it, just in case he had guessed wrong and the damn thing wasn’t Asgardian after all; if it was Asgardian he doubted bullets would have all that much effect on it.
The raven eyed him back with what seemed to be equal suspicion, then let out a single quork and turned its head.  There was a glitter of green-gold energy as it turned back with a thick envelope held in its beak.
Clint gritted his teeth and tucked his gun into his waistband, pulling his shirt down to cover the grip.  “You tell Loki,” he informed the raven as he crossed the kitchen, “that the postal service exists and it’s very reliable.  Don’t tell me he’s too cheap to buy an international stamp.”  He took the envelope a little gingerly from the raven, then resisted the urge to flinch as it repeated the motion, this time with what seemed to be a tightly rolled scroll.  It settled back on the chair and watched him after he took it.
“What?” Clint asked it. “What do you want?  A prize?  Go on, shoo.”
The raven ruffled its feathers and didn’t move.
“Jesus,” Clint muttered, taking a wary step back from the bird and putting himself between it and his family.  He opened the envelope first and pulled out a perfectly ordinary sheet of heavy embossed paper, reading out loud, “You are cordially invited to the wedding of Robert Bruce Banner and Elizabeth Lee Ross – Bruce is engaged to the Vice President’s daughter,” he informed Laura, passing her the invitation as she came up behind him. “The weddin’s going to be in some church in Virginia, which makes me wonder why the hell Bruce has Loki’s menagerie delivering his mail.”
The raven quorked at him again, sounding annoyed.
“That’s wonderful,” Laura said, reading the invitation.  “What’s the other one?”
“Ross must be losing his mind,” Clint said as he unrolled the scroll.  “He hates Bruce.  He – holy shit!”
“What?”
“Nat’s getting married!” Clint said, staring at the sheet of parchment or pressed wood paper or whatever it was the Asgardians used.
Laura snatched the scroll out of his hand. “To who?  I didn’t even know she was seeing anyone!”
“Aunt Nat’s getting married?” Lila said, venturing closer with a wary look at the raven.
“Nat’s getting married to Steve Rogers?” Laura said, staring at the scroll.  She stared accusingly up at Clint and said, “Did you know about this?”
“No!” Clint protested.  “I had no idea that they were –”  Several dozen observations from his month at the compound while they had been working on the quantum tunnel and the Time Heist snapped together.  He had written them all off as coincidence; Steve and Natasha had been weird about each other since they had gutted SHIELD together nine years ago.  Hell, they had been weird about each other since the Chitauri invasion back in 2012; Steve had apparently taken one look at Natasha on the helicarrier and decided that she was the only person there he trusted.  Clint still remembered seeing him for the first time back in that cell-cum-cabin and the wordless question-and-answer that had passed between Steve and Natasha about him.  From his best calculation they had known each other for about twelve hours at that point.  “I’m an idiot.”
Laura gave him a dry look.  “I thought you were living with them at the compound.”
“I wasn’t paying attention to who was sleeping in whose room!”
“So we’re going, right?” Lila said, reaching for the scroll; Laura relinquished it to her after a moment and the kids all clustered around it.  Clint wished them luck at reading Loki’s ornate, runic handwriting; at least the damn thing was in English.  Why Loki was writing Steve and Natasha’s wedding invitations was anyone’s best guess.
“The wedding’s going to be in New Asgard,” Clint said.  Although he had scouted the borders during the Snap, he had only been out to the settlement once and wasn’t sure how he felt about it; his visit had been soon after the Blip and Loki had been busy organizing it with ruthless efficiency, backed up by its original residents.  Clint still couldn’t decide if Thor hadn’t been able to get a word in edgewise or if he had been content to let Loki have his way.
“So?” Cooper said. “New Asgard’s cool.  I’ve seen pictures on the internet.”
Clint exchanged a look with Laura.  He didn’t like the idea of letting his kids anywhere near Loki, no matter what Loki had been up to during the past five years.
“I mean, if aliens attack again, New Asgard’s got to be the safest place to be, right?” Cooper insisted.
It had been eleven years since the Battle of New York and Clint still couldn’t get over the fact that that was a concern that kids just had these days.  “New Asgard’s full of aliens, bud, that’s why it’s got the words ‘new’ and ‘Asgard’ in the name.”
“But all the Avengers are there too.”
“Probably just to spite Ross,” Clint muttered; for better or worse Steve and Natasha were currently running the active Avengers team out of New Asgard.  It cut down on the paparazzi, anyway.
Laura put a hand on his arm and said, “It’s Nat, Clint.  And Steve,” she added as an afterthought; she liked Steve but knew him less well than she did Natasha.
“Yeah, yeah, of course,” Clint said; the outcome was a foregone conclusion and they didn’t need to have a debate about it.  He looked back at the patient raven and said, “Are you waiting for an RSVP or something?”
It quorked again.
“Right,” Clint muttered, then, louder, “Yes on both, party of five.”  He took the RSVP card that had been in Bruce’s envelope, found a pen, and scribbled his response before holding it tentatively out to the bird, which took it in its beak and made it vanish in a little flicker of green-gold magic.  “Is there one for Steve and Nat?”
The raven made what he assumed was a negative gesture.  It spread massive wings and hopped into the air, gliding out through the open door.  They all rushed after it, getting to the door just in time to watch it vanish in another flash of green-gold energy.
“God, everything about Asgard is so weird,” Clint said.  “I gotta make a phone call,” he added, and went upstairs to find his cell phone.  He checked the time in Norway before he hit the call button, then said, “You’re getting married?  I had to find out from one of Loki’s wild animals?”
“Hello to you too,” Natasha said.  “I was going to call, Loki just moved faster on the party-planning than I thought he would.”
“Since when have you and Steve been – uh –”  Aside from a few ill-fated attempts that Clint and Laura had arranged in the first year after her defection and the disaster with Bruce in 2015, Natasha didn’t date.  As far as Clint was aware, Steve didn’t either.
“Seven years,” Natasha said, after a brief pause.
“What?”  Clint almost yelled.  “You didn’t say!”
“I thought you were supposed to be observant, Hawkeye!  I didn’t realize we were supposed to send out a press release!”  She took a deep breath and then added more calmly, “I thought you knew.”
“I found out now,” Clint said.  “You guys aren’t really, uh, demonstrative.”  He bit his lip; thinking back on it, he was pretty sure that Steve had been sleeping in Natasha’s room at the compound nine nights out of every ten.  “So, uh, why now?”
“Steve really wants to.  He wouldn’t have pushed if I didn’t, but – I do too,” Natasha said.  There was a little bloom of heat behind the words, like any other woman who was in love; Clint just wasn’t used to hearing it from Natasha.  “It’s like – like everything was on pause during the Snap and we just couldn’t think about it then.”
“Yeah,” Clint admitted; he knew what that one was like. “Why New Asgard, though?  Isn’t Steve Irish Catholic?  He could get St. Patrick’s or St. Matthew’s for the asking.  Or whatever the cathedral in Brooklyn is.”
“St. Joseph’s,” Natasha supplied.  “He says he doesn’t care and if we have a wedding in the States then it will be a sideshow.”
“And having one in New Asgard won’t be?” Clint said dubiously.  “You know what Asgardians are like –”
“I know better than you do,” Natasha pointed out.  “You know what New York has that New Asgard doesn’t?  The press.  It’s mostly an excuse for Loki to throw a party, anyway.”
Clint bit his lip, then went over to shut the bedroom door. “I don’t like the idea of bringing my kids to New Asgard, Nat.”
There was a long pause before Natasha said carefully, “You’re not coming?”
“No, of course we’re coming,” Clint reassured her.  “Just, you know.  St. Pat’s would have been a lot easier.”
“For you,” Natasha pointed out.  “We’re going to have enough trouble getting Loki into the country for Bruce’s wedding.  Bucky’s already started a betting pool on who’s going to punch out Ross.”
Clint snorted.  “Who’s in the lead right now?”
“Betty.  You haven’t met her, have you?”
“Nope, but I read her file.  When did you meet her?”
There was another long pause.  “We had an op five years ago, about six months after the Snap, and she got brought in on it.  I don’t want to talk about it on the phone.”
Clint bit the inside of his cheek. “Was that the thing in New York when the Tower got blown up?  I saw it on the news.”
“That’s the one.”
Clint was well aware that he had fucked up by not linking up with the remaining Avengers after the Snap.  To his grief-stricken mind it had seemed like the best idea for everyone at the time, but in actuality it hadn’t been good for anyone, him included.  He had been able to tell from the news reports about the New York op that there was something big missing and no one had any idea what it was.  That usually meant that something had gone very, very wrong.
He cleared his throat and said, “We’ll be there.  For Bruce and Betty too, tell them I said hi.  I gotta go have breakfast.”
“Okay,” Natasha said, sounding a little relieved not to have to talk about whatever disaster had happened on the New York op.  “Give Laura and the kids my love.”
“Will do.  Talk to you later.”
He ended the call and sat down heavily on the bed, tossing the phone to one side.  “Damn,” he said eventually, feeling more than a little astonished.  Clint might not have gotten snapped, but he had missed a lot anyway.
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hyperesthesias · 1 year
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It is so funny to me that many, many moons ago -- before The Bad Batch ever came out -- I had a crack ship of Riyo & Echo because I thought they would be absolutely adorable. They'd never been on screen together and I figured they never, ever would be. But here we are. Years later. And my two sweetie pies are talking, touching each other's shoulders, plotting sedition together -- like all good couples should. I'm in awe. Who would've thought. Crack ships stay winning.
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