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Red velvet cakes, cookies, and cupcakes are everywhere now. Every bakery seems to be cashing in on these bright, red-colored desserts. Why not use the same edible food color and cream to make your favorite doughnuts. Doughnuts for the uninitiated is a leavened, deep-fried pastry. It is typically round in shape. It may or may not have a hole in between and is a popular breakfast food in America and Europe. This center-filled, Red Velvet Donut is not only satiating to the core but fit for your ‘gram too.

The Text

Blake was quietly reading her book in her dorm room when her scroll buzzed. She set the book down, remembering her place. As she picked up her scroll, she noticed it was a text from an unknown caller.

"We need to talk"

Blake raised an eyebrow as she read the message. Unsure of the number, she texted back.

"Who is this?"

The scroll buzzed in response.

"Ur 1 n only"

Blake groaned and rubbed the edges of her eyes. Of course it was him. Of all the sociopaths she knew, it had to be Adam Taurus.

"What do you want?"

"U"

Blake was long over this unhealthy obsession he had with her. She'd respond the same as she always does.

"No."

"But I love u"

His poor grammar served only to increase her ire. She was happy in her life now. Why did he have to show up? Every week, she gets a message from a new number and every time, she would block it. Perhaps a lie?

"I'm busy with my boyfriend."

Blake waited for a response. Seconds became minutes. After five, Blake slowly moved to pick up her book. Close, so close. Just gotta open the book and...

BZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Oh no. This wasn't a text buzz. This was a call buzz. Blake saw it was him calling her. She panicked. If she hung up, he would keep calling her, and she couldn't afford to get a new scroll. She closed her eyes to think but the buzzing continued. Why must continue to haunt her?! She would give up fish for a month if the buzzing would stop!

Then it did. Blake opened her eyes to find her scroll was gone. But where could it have gone?

SLUUUUUURP! "Hello?"

Blake froze. She turned left to find her neighbor, Jaune Arc, licking an ice cream cone and answering her scroll. She panicked again, but the boy made no indication he knew. His eyes were glued to the scroll. Thankfully for both Jaune and Blake, the scroll wasn't set to face-time.

"Who is this?" Adam was in no way pleased, if his voice was any way to tell.

SLUUURRP! "This is Jaune." SLUUURP! "Who are you?"

"Your worst nightmare if you don't put Blake on."

Jaune looked over at Blake, who was waving her arms and mouthing "No!" to him. Jaune thought up the classic lie for this situation.

"She's busy." SLURP!

"Doing what?"

SLURRP! "Stuff... and things."

"Listen here, Jaune, if Blake isn't on here in the next ten seconds, I will find you and I will end! Now, where is she!"

This guy was rude. Way more rude than Cardin was. Jaune looked over to Blake. Her pleading eyes were so sad. Jaune need to think up a good way to cover for Blake.

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!

"Would you stop slurping whatever that is?!"

Jaune just got an idea. A good idea! A good, terrible, awful, horrible idea. Jaune looked at Blake before gulping and going over to her. He whispered in her ear, to which her face became flushed.

"Mmmmmmm."

"What was that?!"

SLURP! "That was Blake."

"Doing what?!"

"Like I said: she's doing stuff and things."

Blake giggled as she hummed more.

"Oh, you think you're funny, little man? When I find you-" SLUUUUURRRP! "I am going to-" SLUUUURP! "I will-!" SLUUUUUUUURRRRRP! "STOP SLURPING!"

Jaune stopped, if only because he only had the cone and puddle inside left.

"Are you done?"

"Yeah, I'm done slurping."

"Good! Because now I'm going to-"

SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!!

Jaune sucked the puddle out of the cone with the intensity of a black hole. Unfortunately, the cone came with the puddle and became stuck his throat. He set the scroll down and made the universal sign for choking, to which Blake yelped and began attempting to perform the heimlich maneuver.

Blake, unfortunately, was much smaller than Jaune and had to grunt in effort to make any progress. Eventually, the cone was dislodged and Jaune coughed aggressively.

Blake rubbed Jaune's back. Once he gave the thumbs up sing, Blake sighed in relief and walked over to the scroll. Adam was still on.

"Don't bother me or my boyfriend ever again."

Blake hung up and sighed. Hopefully, this one would stick.

Once Jaune finally settled down, he went to the bathroom to grab a towel to clean up his mess. Blake walked in after and hugged him from behind.

"Thank you. I really appreciate you helping me."

"Yeah, I mean, no problem. After all, who would bother a girl and her boyfriend sharing ice cream?"

How is Loving Parker Like? (ABC Fluff) Part-3a.

Ok, this took me over 34 hours to write! Sorry for the delay, but this is …something new I am exploring :)

Title- Birdbox

Preface/Spoiler – “Danni, if you hear something in the woods, you tell me. If you hear something in the water…” Vance visibly gulps before continuing, “you TELL me. Under NO circumstance are you allowed to take off that blindfold…” 

Words – TBD

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Note- This continues from where the previous one finishes.

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“Hm…” Danni pretended to think. “Ok, fair enough.” She smiled. “But only if you can convince me to…” She grinned as we gave her a confused look. “Tell me something which would make me tell you another one.”

“You and Vance make a cute couple.” We say, “We cannot resist hearing another story about you both.”

“…” She zones out and her eyes suddenly feel heavy and distant.

“I will tell you about when we died…”

“D-Died?!”

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12. Birdbox

  As she heard the whisper, she felt a chill down her spine.

Vance had been behaving a bit …worrisome lately. He had been constantly checking up on her too much. From coming to café almost every other hour, to sending text messages asking if she’s okay, and repeatedly asking if she is sure that she did not go to any …eerie place lately. That was okay. But what worried her was one question which remained constant –

“Danni, do you feel, or hear, someone calling your name? Not even a faint whisper?”

The first time he asked her this, she felt creeped out. If Vance wanted to prank her and make her a scaredy-cat, he won already. But the most unsettling part was Vance looking her in the eye, and saying those 3 words-

“DON’T. LOOK. BACK.”

The dread and seriousness with which Vance said that never failed to give her goosebumps. If she feels someone is calling out her name, when she is sure there is no one behind her – she was not supposed to look back. She laughed it off then, thinking it’s Vance trying to get back to her for one of her pranks…but she heard it now…

“DANNI…”

A voice so low, so faint but clearly inhuman. And she felt a restless urge to look back. The voice was full of static – as if being played on a radio barely getting any signal. 

 “I-Is the radio on in the kitchen?” She shouted, not looking back.

“…”

No reply came.

“Diana?” Danni shouts, uncomfortably.

“Mind your own business!” a drowsy shout comes from kitchen.

Danni breathes a sigh of relief at the sound of her voice. That’s when she realized- the whisper was no more to be heard.

Was she just dreaming?

Perhaps the stress really got to her? She struggled to remember if it was real. It was so faint, she could have barely made out what it said if the café was not unusually quiet. And God forbid it could be that lame ass boss or some co-worker calling her name? Slowly she was getting sure that it was someone from the kitchen…but she was still afraid to look back…

Just then, the kitchen door flung open and a raging voice sounded-

“Danni have you also gone deaf? I had been calling you for hours now.” Christy fumed as she carried a tray of chocolate smoothies. “As if my job isn’t stressful enough, now I also have to do your part?” She slams the tray beside Danni.

“You…called me?”

“YES.” She rolled her eyes, “And don’t you dare complain that you didn’t hear me because of the radio. God! The signal was so pathetic the song was all drowned in the static.”

Danni let out a breath she didn’t realize she was holding. It made sense. It made perfect sense. Thank God Vance was not there, else he’d had videotaped the moment to embarrass her for centuries beyond and brag how he got her into his lame prank.

“Earth to Danni?” Christy sneered, “Lost in thoughts of your boyfriend already?”

Danni turned to her to find a wicked sneer on her face. She did not like that.

“He is not my boyfriend.” She tried to busy herself with anything that’d make Christy go.

“Why? Not your type?” She smirked, “Then follow the sis-code and pass me his number?”

“It’s not so.” Danni grunted.

“Oh!” Christy tried to sound surprised, “Means you’re not his type? Why am I not surprised?” she smirked wickedly as she turned towards kitchen. That bitch definitely knew how to pull her strings!

Danni glanced at the clock. It was already fifteen past three? When did time pass this quickly? And…where is Vance?

He was always there by three, if not a few minutes earlier. For some inconceivable fear, she felt an immediate need to see him.

She jumped as she heard the café door open. She saw Vance run in, all huffing and puffing. He looks up and gives her another of his usual magnetic smiles as he walks to the counter.

“The usual one.” He cheekily smiles as he leans on the counter.

“Already there,” she signals at the tray beside her. “I know my customers well.”

“Impressive.” He chuckled, took the smoothie and started drinking it with a looouuuuddd SLURRP

“My five-year old cousin drinks better than that!”

“Sad to know that he is missing out so much fun.”

Vance grins as Danni rolls her eyes at that.

“So…” Vance starts and Danni knew where this conversation is headed to. “Everything alright today as well?”

“Yes.”

“All good?”

“Yes.”

“Nothing out of the blue?”

“…No.”

The pause before the “No” did not sound very assuring.

“You sure Danni?” his voice was filled with concern now.

“The only out of the blue thing is my co-worker being more of an ass today.” Danni laughed. Vance chuckled alongside her.

“What might have caused it?”

“I don’t know, perhaps she was annoyed because she couldn’t listen to radio because of noisy signal and static.”

Vance froze up on that.

“Static…on radio?” he bit his lip, as if debating internally.

“Yes…?”

Vance takes a look around. “And the café is unusually deserted today as well…?”

“…Yes…” Danni did not like where this was headed to.

Vance put his hands on the table, and looked her into the eyes as he muttered, “Remember, Don’t. Look. Back.” Danni was about to speak when he continued, “If you are alone, and think that someone called your name from behind, DON’T. LOOK. BACK.”

This was creeping her out now.

“You can directly skip to the part of you admitting defeat, bowing to your knees and shouting ‘Danni the Great can never be pranked’ “ She tried to sound confident.

Vance stopped himself from speaking something and his face went grim. Not a very assuring reaction for her.

“Just…make sure to not to be alone, okay?”

His voice sounded genuinely concerned this time and Danni did not know what to say. Before she could ask anything, Vance already started moving towards the door.

“I…will be see you later.”

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Danni’s shift was about to end and it was time to go home. She glanced Vance’s text message which said-

“Sorry, cannot walk you home today. Something…very urgent turned up. Can you go home with one of your co-workers?”

The said co-workers had already disappeared into their homes centuries before their shift ended. And she was all alone as darkness descended outside the lonely street of Pine Springs.

Great, the streets had to be lonely and creepy today itself!

Her phone beeps with another message from Vance.

“MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT ALONE ANYTIME!!!”

What’s up with those caps?

She felt an uneasy feeling wrap around her heart. Perfect time for Vance to send such a message! That’s when she remembered – that useless manager was downstairs in the storage. She technically was not alone.

THUD!

She heard a pounding noise – as if someone slamming on a door.

THUD!

It sounded again. Did it come from the backdoor in kitchen?

THUD!

Yes, it was coming from backdoor in the kitchen. Someone was trying to break in?! But that doesn’t make sense, the lights are on, its clear that the café has people-

CLICK

With a click, the lights of kitchen went off as the thudding noise got louder. And in between the thuds did she hear-

‘Danni…`

It was so clearly the voice she heard in morning – the same static, the same tone, the same voice. The thuds got louder until another CLICK sounded, as if the door opening by itself-

“DANNNNII…”

The voice got louder…and closer.

She hastily picked her purse as she dashed out of the café, towards the road. Whatever…Whatever thing it was got inside the café and was after her. She dialled Vance’s number as she ran, not stopping or slowing even for a split of second.

“Pick up. Pickup! Pickup!! DAMNIT!”

Vance was not picking up! She sped up as she dashed across the streets, a vague fear twisting in her chest as her eyes scanned the streets for a single face on the streets. Where was everybody today? When she was halfway through the path, she stopped. The rest of the way was through the outliers of the woods. She tried to catch her breath quickly.

For some reason, she felt an eerie sensation – the one as if he she was being watched. But there was not a single soul in her sight, and she did not want to look back. As the darkness threatened to grow thicker, she sprinted off again, desperate to get back to her house.

The moment she reached her house, she shut the door behind her and leaned against it, panting heavily. She had never been so scared of something her entire life. And now she regretted not telling Vance that she heard the voice in the morning.

She glanced at her phone, no signs of Vance yet. She plops into the sofa, visibly shaken. She tries to convince himself that Vance is probably alright, and will get back to her soon enough – and that she will be okay in the meanwhile. She did lost track of…whatever it was, didn’t she?

She turns looks for the remote and a moment later turns on the T.V. – only to face complete static. She hastily turns it off, remembering the whispers she heard today, which chanted her name through some noise and static, as if coming from some haunted radio or television set.

Not the best thought to have while sitting in front of the TV.

THUD!

Danni jumped out of the sofa at the sound. It seemed to be coming from the basement- as if, something fell…or worse…someone broke in. She picked up a vase, clutching it tightly as she neared the shut door to the basement.

CLICK!

She heard the click sound again, and could make out from the bottom of doorframe that the lights were turned off. It was exactly what happened in the ca-

THUD!

The batter of thuds started and she could make out a very faint static noise coming deep from the basement. Suddenly, she felt a cold hand on her shoulder-

“AAAAAHH!” She quickly turned, ready to smash the vase against whatever it was – but stopped herself on seeing Vance.

“Danni!” He muttered, his eyes speaking horror. “Are you okay?”

“I-I heard the whispers.” She choked, threatening to break into sobs. “I-I heard them-“

Vance pulls her into a hug,  her head on his chest as he patted her at the back and stroked her hair.

“Easy, easy.” He said,” I’ve got you.” When he felt she calmed down, he brought her face to face.

“You…did not look back, did you?”

To his relief, Danni shook her head in a no.

“I-I…heard it in morning as well,” She continued. “But, I thought it…it was just my imagination. But I heard it now in the basement.” She hugs him again as she speaks, voice breaking, “There a-are those thuds, a-as if s-someone’s is trying to b-break in. And then I hear that v-voice a-and I-I feel it’s g-getting closer to m-me.”

Vance took a deep breath.

“Where did you hear the whisper coming from?”

“From the basement…”

She turned to point the finger at the door, and realized that the thuds, the static are nowhere to be heard. Even the lights were turned on.

“I-I swear a moment ago – T-The lights turned off and…and there was th-this loud thud and-“

“Shhhh….”

Vance put a finger on her lips.

“I believe you.” He said slow and clear, “You have no need to prove anything to me.” He then looked at the wooden floor and fidgeted uncomfortably. “If you don’t mind me asking…” he continued, as if unsure if he should continue,”…what did the voice say?”

“It called out my name…”

“Only yours?”

“Yes…”

“Ok then,” Vance said as he took her vase and looked at the basement door, “I will check it out…” He took a deep breath before continuing.

She clutched his arm before he could even start walking.

“Don’t!” she cried. “What if-“

“It did not say my name, right?” Vance tried to sound assured. “I will be okay. You just…stay away from there, okay?”

He bit his lip as he opened the door and moved in, slowly descending the stairs leading to the basement. Danni could feel Vance being as rattled as her – but he was still going to check things out. For her. God forbid if something happened to him there-

“Vance, just get back! NOW!” She shouted.

“There is nothing in here…” his voice comes from there.

But Danni was not to be assured. “I said, MOVE YOUR ASS HERE RIGHT NOW!!” She exploded, both in fear and in rage. Back in her mind she could constantly imagine the entity sneaking up on Vance as soon as he let his guard down and-

DING DONG!

Danni froze as a statue on hearing the door bell ring. Nobody came at her house at this hour. Vance was still checking out the basement, the entity was nowhere to be found in the basement, and then-

Horror dawned upon her as she realized that the door was not locked. Her heart pounded in her chest as she saw the doorknob turn-

“VANCE!!” she screamed at the top of her lungs but-

CLICK!

The door opened slowly, revealing a broad figure who looked like-

PARKER!

“Crap, should have brought my voice recorder,” He joked, “Seriously, what got into you?”

“I WILL KILL YOU-”

Her threat was interrupted by loud footsteps on the stairs, and Vance’s arrival.

“What happened?!” he asked, concerned.

“Nothing, she got scared as if I was some ghost or something.” Parker smiled.

Danni swore someday she would break all 32 of his teeth.

“YOU THINK IT’S A JOKE?!” she fumed at him. “THERE IS SOME REAL GHOST SHIT AFTER ME FOR SOME REASON.”

Parker raised an eyebrow at that.

“VANCE FORBADE ME FROM LOOKING BACK AT IT. BUT THAT DAMNED THING CALLS OUT MY NAME, STALKS ME AND TEMPTS ME TO LOOK BACK AT IT.”

“I think you just need some rest Danni.” Parker concluded.

“SERIOUSLY PARKER?” Danni screams, “After everything we went through in this creepy town – from the creepy cult to the lake ghost - you still need evidence to believe me?”  

“But we solved it already. Case closed.” Parker casually said.

“But that doesn’t mean a new trouble cannot spurt out…” Vance said. For a moment, Parker and Vance’s eyes met, and Parker gave an understanding nod to him.

“I want to believe you Danni,” he said, “But there are so many loopholes in what you said.”

“Loopholes?” her brows furrowed in anger.

“Yes, for instance,” Parker points his finger in air, “Vance asked you not to look back right?”

Danni nodded.

“Now, assuming that you assumed me to be the ghost, you did look back at me.”

Danni’s face turned white on hearing it.

“But it’s a good thing I am not the ghost,” Parker laughed as he placed a hand at her shoulder.

Danni let out a breath of relief.

“Let’s see what is troubling you now.” He says as he looks towards Vance, “Vance spoke to me that something is troubling you.”

“Yes, she thought someone was out in the basement.” Vance continued, “But when I went there, I saw no one.”

“This seems like something a cop can handle.” He smiled at Vance. “Okay, you two, stay here. I will see what is in there.” He said, his composure suddenly stern and serious. He took out his pistol and carefully went down the stairs, not making any noise.

“I think we should call Imogen and Tom as well.” Vance said as he pulled out his phone. Danni anxiously listened to the noises in surroundings. She could hear Parker rummaging around in the basement.  She could hear Vance dialling up Imogen and Tom. She was not alone, and the entity was nowhere to be seen. She sighed in relief for umpteenth time that day.

“Hey Imogen-“

Vance walked up towards the door, talking to Imogen in an urgent whisper. Danni turned towards the basement door – she could still hear Parker’s footsteps in the basement. No matter how big of a moron he was, he knew how to do his job. She had to give credit for that. She turned to Vance.

“Danni!” Parker’s voice sounded from basement, “Did you just call my name?”

Danni was confused.

“No,” she shouted.

“Ah! Nevermind then-AH!”

She saw the light flicker off as Parker’s screams pierced her ears. She reached out to the open door out of reflex.

“PARKER!” she shouted, and as her voice echoed from the basement, a dark realization dawned upon her.

SHE. LOOKED. BACK.

She looked up at Vance who was frozen in fear. The lights in the hall immediately flickered off, and she could clearly hear the haunting in Vance’s voice as he screamed-

“DANNI! RUN!”

(Danni -20)

NERVE CRITICAL!

Danni is now Haunted!!

(Vance -20)

 NERVE LOST!

Vance is now Rattled!!

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Character Summary-

Name: VANCE Status: RATTLED Nerve: 34/100

Name: DANNI Status: HAUNTED Nerve: 14/100

Name: PARKER Status: DECEASED Nerve:N/A

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"There are days where I do but then again I don't cause I know he still loves me then...I hear her voice and the background... anyways. It's whatever." "You deserve better than that though, babe. I know we weren't perfect but I can say those words never left my mouth. " "I know, you didn't and you're right.. but we can't go back those days anymore ..." "Or can we." "Look I told you I'm married and---" "There is something I need to tell you." He was looking so serious and to be honest, a little hurt. I was curious what could be on his mind, or on his chest. Whatever it was I had to brace myself. And pray to God to help me and fix whatever the case maybe. Cause I know I can't handle another heart ache. "Ok tell me what's going on? What's wrong?" "Remember when you said your husband called you and you would hear a woman's voice in the background ?" "Yes...?" "Well that woman's voice was my girl..." "I'm sorry, wait, what?!" " My girl that you was so concerned about was the one cheating with your husband." "How... how do you know this for sure?" "Because she was recording a Snapchat video of her being drunk with some guy. And she got all of his conversations with you on the phone. And I knew it was you, when he called out your name." "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am." And I knew he was, he had screenshots of her and my husband on Snapchat. ............ I was completely speechless.. I couldn't find... actually I had no words to respond back. It was so much to take in even though it shouldn't be, because this was some typical shit of my husband to do. I was so mad I couldn't even move an inch. All I could see was red. And me in handcuffs and a bloody body on the floor and the news reporter saying "Wife gone crazy. Found out her husband was cheating, so she cut him from his Adam's apple to his scrotum. Graphic details ..." but luckily my ex snapped me out of it. 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We French kiss deep and passionate for about 10 minutes and we looked into each other's eyes..But I quickly remember that we're running out of time. So we quickly leave the hotel and race back to my place. I pull out my iPhone6, and scroll through my contacts. And called up the best divorce lawyer in town. "Hello, Brown Sugar Firm This is Shelia Brown attorney at law." "Heeyyy, girl. "Heyyy beautiful, what's going ,on?" "I'm gonna cut right to the chase I need a damn, good divorce lawyer." "Say no more, you know I got you. Ever since the beginning of y'all's marriage. You know I tried to warn you ,right lol?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah lol I know." "Ok, do you still have the divorce papers, I gave you yesterday?" "Yes, I do." "Do you know, where they are?" "Yes ma'am. I'm almost home, I can get there in less than 8 mins and sign them." "Cool, and all I need you to do is send me any evidence that you have of him cheating and I'll take care of the rest." "This is why I love you." "I love you more boo, text me when it's all done and ready." "Ok thanks girl, bye." "Bye." Finally getting home unlocking the door and disarming the alarm. I tell my ex to come in and make himself at home. While I go in my office and sign the divorce papers on my desk. So I emailed all the screenshots to Sheila and I texted her to let her know everything was done and ready. And she responded fast. "Got it, we're in action!" My ex comes up behind me and kiss my neck and continues to comfort me, I kiss him back. He picks me up and puts me on the desk and puts a lot of hickeys on my neck, whispers in my ear "I love you." I stopped him and asked him was he serious, he said as a cardiac arrest. And then he strokes my cheek and looks me in my eyes. Not looking away for anything, he lifts me and holds me while my legs are wrapped around his body and he proceeds to say me. "Baby girl all these years I've been missing you. I needed you back. And I'm not gonna screw up this time. I promise. I fully intend on treating you like my Queen,like my Goddess, nothing less." All I can say was ... "ohhh baby I love you." And kiss him. "Why don't, we go back to hotel?" "Yeah?" "And picked up where we left off." "I like that but I wanna do something a lil' more different." "Wassup baby?" "Do you have any home girls that wanna have a three sum with you and thick, bad, bitch like me?" "For real?!" "You remember since high school I'm bisexual baby. My husband never knew that. He didn't want to try it either. But hell yea I'm serious. Lemme be corny for a minute. I'm serious as cardiac arrest." "Well then, that case I know the perfect one." Rushing back to the hotel and I'm texting his home girl and she confirmed that she's down with everything. Got me excited and my panties soaking like a super soaker. I'm playing with myself in the car. He looking at me got him hard, but he still gotta focus on the road. Making it to the hotel. We being frisky in front of everybody, especially in the elevator he pushes me against the wall and puts my leg over his shoulder and eats me out. Got me moaning out loud. Flicking his tongue real fast on my pussy like a AK. Not realizing the elevator was on our floor. People looking all shocked, one lady gasping, one man had his phone out. We just laughed and got off and went to our room and we still kissing and touching. He's rubbing my pussy and I'm rubbing his dick, he was hard, throbbing, and ready. His kisses on my neck had me lit. Then we hear a knock on the door. We open it and I see his home girl who was bad as fuck. Sexy legs and thighs dressed in all pink. Curvy and thick in the right places. She had a phat pussy, I could tell by her camel toe through her shorts. Medium,long, black hair, brown eyes and brown skin. Looking like a delicious candy bar. We invited her in. She tells us. "Now let's get this party started." Taking off her jacket and showing nothing but her perky, big breasts. I walk over and kiss her and my new man pull down her shorts and eat her out. We blast some music on his phone through his speakers. 🎶 Now that pipe got her running like she Usain, baby You made me drown in it, oh touche, baby I'm carrying that water, Bobby Boucher, baby You know I'mma slaughter like I'm Jason Bust it, why you got it on safety? White girl wasted on brown liquor I probably shouldn't be around you 'Cause you get wild, wild, wild You looking like there's nothing that you won't do 
I probably shouldn't be around you
'Cause you get wild, wild, wild
You looking like there's nothing that you won't do
Ayy, girl that's when I told you
 When I'm with you, all I get is wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
When I'm with you, all I get is wild thoughts
Wild, wild, wild
When I'm with you, all I get is wild thoughts🎶 blasting from his phone . *ApexRingtone Ringing* My phone going off. I press ignore, me and Lil' sexy ( is what I call her) decides to give my new bae a lap dance. Twirl our phat asses in his face and teases him real good making sure he can't touch or get it. But we slip up on purpose and let him catch us. He pulls me to him and I look down but he puts his hand under my chin and left my head up. And looks at me deep in my eye. "No longer will you need to look down anymore, that's over now baby. For now on. You keep your pretty head up. Now look at me." He stands up and picks me up off my feet and place me on the bed Put my legs and feet in the air while my heels are still on. Kisses me from my feet, to my calves, to my legs, to my thighs, to my pussy, to both sides of my hips, to my stomach, to my breasts, to my neck, to my lips, mmmm sending chills to my spine his kisses was amazing setting me on fire, got me going crazy again. While his home girl kisses me, caresses my check and my breasts. "You got some nice lips. Beautiful how does my man, feel? Hmm?" "Mmmm shit. He feels so good. Keep going." "Ahhh wet this dick up for me babies ." "Ok daddy." "Ummm mmmm ahh mmm, slurrp." She takes the left side and I take the right. We slurp and suck on his dick keeping up the same rhythm making him lean his head back gasping for air. Moaning low then out loud. "Shhiit, hell yeah. Mmm yea baby girls suck that dick babies. Fuck." "Mmmm ahhh mmmm *chokes on it*" He picks me up and puts me on his dick and lays me down on my back and he makes love to me. And she's playing with herself fingering her pussy deep and slow. The same way how he's stroking me. "Hitting and stroking that pussy nice and slow.. mmm fuck!" "Ahhhh yesss... this.. feel so.. damn amazing." "Yeah daddy make love to her pussy oooh just like that." "Yeah baby. I told you. I got you. Mmm shit." Ahhh fuck. I never had it like this before. And I never had the best of both worlds, I've always wanted to try it and it's fucking litty. I mean damn watching her play with herself was making me wetter and wetter than a tsunami and a hurricane mixed together. He was deep in my pussy had me creaming and leaking my sweet juices all over the bed and his dick. But he was taking his time with it. Every time I tried to look away. He moves my head to him and tells me to look at him. "Every time you look away I will go harder and deeper. ... ok think I'm playing mmm mmm mmm ." "Oooh fuck you not playing damn. Ok, ok, ok, mmm shit yes yes, yes, yes, fuck I'm squirting already but keep going." "You can scratch me up if you want to. It's all good baby. Ahhhh fuck hell yeah." "Ahhh shit, yesss, don't stop. Don't stop." Then she made her way over to us on the bed and she said wanted to know if my head game was really bomb, just like my new bae so she sat her pussy on my face and I was licking and kissing her pussy lips rolling my tongue in circles sucking her clit. "Ahhhh shit yassss girl just like that. Baby are you hitting That pussy ? Ahhhh! Fuck damn girl yasss ahhh!!!" "Mmmm shit ahhhh mmm hmmm." "Damn this some great pussy." " ooohh her taste so fucking good." " ahhhh fuck ahhh shit ahh." *ApexRingtone Ringing* "Baby you're phone blowing up...'mmmm fuck why now?" "It's prolly work .... ohhh shit." "Won't me to answer it? Hmm won't big daddy to answer it? Mmmm" "'Mmmm fuck that phone and focus on this pussy." "Ohhh yes my queen. Ahhhh fuck fuck shit." *8 missed calls* *2 voicemails* *1Text Notification* "Husband: baby I'm sorry call let's talk" "You're FaceTime ringing again, baby lemme answer this shit." "But baby don't stop." I say with a naughty, slutty, pouty face. "Don't worry baby I'ma still hit this pussy. While you devour my home girl's pussy and I'ma talk at the same time... it's your husband. Allow me." "Hey baby look it's not what seems.. let's talk." "Hey ,sorry, bruh she occupied with me right now. " "What.. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!" "Her ex nigga who's about to be her new nigga all over again only difference is my home girl will be joining, Don't believe me? Lemme flip this camera, moan and say hey babies!!!" "Ahhhh fuck yesss, yesss, yesss, don't stop , ooh ,ohh, ohh, ohhh, yes, yes, don't stop." " Well as you can clearly hear the lady is done with you and just getting started with us . Deuces nicca!" I had to let him know a couple of things before he hung up. I had to slide her sweet pussy to side to speak and say my peace . "Dear future ex husband I'm done with you and your shit, have a good life with out me. The divorce papers are the bed. The same place you left the lovely note along some mysterious black lace panties that fit a size small. That I know damn well don't belong to me.... but anyway the divorce papers are signed, waiting for your signature." "No, no, baby---" "And don't try to deny shit I got receipts. My lawyer will be in touch. Bye!" I went to the fuck-festivities and told my bae to turn the music back up. 🎶Bring that shit back, let you hear somethin' twice Ask how to keep drama clear from her life Said, "I don't know, girl, but here's some advice Stop bein' friendly to the fuckboys Stop bein' friendly to the fuckboys Stop bein' friendly to the fuckboys Stop bein' friendly to the fuckboys" Hold up, I'm who you've been cravin' for The one that you save it for Hop in the shower and shave it for Come and watch Power the day before🎶 *Slide To Power Off* "Mmmm that shit was sexy,daddy. Made me wetter." "Mmmm lol I can tell. I got you don't worry. I told you. Bend over for daddy .... yeah... arch that back mmm yes just like that take this dick. And continue eating her out let's go. It's game time ladies. " "Ahhhh, yes, yes, daddy, daddy yes damn." " ahhh shit her tongue feels so fucking good." "Throw that ass back .... ohhhhh hell yea!!! There ya go." "Mmmmm shit I'm creaming and cumming again." "It's ok just let it all go on my dick. Making love to this pussy. How it feel baby? " "It feels soooo fucking good daddy damn I needed this .... fuccck!!!!!!!" "I know baby, I know Gotdamn!!!! " Fuck this is exactly what I needed. A good fucking till the sun comes up. I'm lit, eating out a bad bitch, and my ex is pounding the shit out of my pussy. Got damn it's really hard to explain it right now. Especially when the shit is going down right now.... mmm we change positions. This time me and her do a 69 and he fucks her while she eats me, and I lick her clit, while my new bae strokes her, moving his dick in and out. Her pussy is creaming and leaking all over my face, and my pussy is squirting on her tongue. Our pussies are so wet sound like some one is smacking and chewing gum. We moaning loud. Going on for hours. "Mmmmm ahhh fuck that's my spot, daddy" "Ahhhhh shit fuck yea." "Yeah. Take this dick." " ahhh shit I'm gon fuckin squirt again!!!!!" "Ahhhh shit come here baby let me bounce on the dick." "Let's go baby. Turn around lemme see that ass bounce up and down." "Spread your legs open so I can rub your clit, real fast and I'll do the same to mine." "Mmmm ahh shit. Yes, yes, yes, yess, yasssss ahhh fuck I'm squirting already." "Hell yea. Yasss girl yasss take our daddy's dick. Mmmmm ooouuu yassss." "Hell yea, baby there you go. There you go. There ya go. Ahhhh fuck you so fuckin tight keep going." "Ahhh fuck ahhh shit mmmmm" "Let's switch this time you bounce on daddy dick." "Ok. Mmmm." Spitting on her hand rubbing it on her pussy while straddling my new bae. And she begins bouncing like we shooting a porno. "Ahhhh fuck ahhh yass yasss." "Yes baby girls ahhh fuck. Mmmm shit." " GOTDAMN IT!!!" "AHhhhh AHHHH MMMM AHHH." "Fuck FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, YASS FUCK ME DADDY." "Ahhhhhh SHIT IM CUMMIN'." "Cum on this dick, come on. Cum on this dick!!!!" "Ahhhhhh. I'm about to nut come here, baby!!!" "Fuck I'm squirting ahhhh ahhhh aahhh ahhh ahhha mmm ummmm umm shit!!!!! SHIT!!!!!". Her squirting going one way and mine going the other. And he's nut is shooting straight up. All three of us exhales in relief and then we all hop in the shower and go to sleep cuddling with my new bae being in the middle. I'm on the right and his homegirl on the left. Fall sound asleep around 8 a.m. Waking up naked in bed to a sexy man, a baddie with a big smile on my face. I get my phone of the night stand and turn it on and it vibrate notifying me a bunch of text messages and missed calls from my girl/ attorney Shelia. "It's finalized. It's done." "Call me. ASAP!" "Hey girl you need to call me back as soon as you get this." So I call her to see what's the emergency. She picked up quick as hell. As y'all know I gotta brace my self for whatever bullshit could happen next. Even though I'm use to it but, still any crazy shit could happen. "Heyyyy girl finally, where you been?" "I've been , uhh .. a little tied up." "Ok. Lol. Anyway how soon can you come down to my office?" "I'm really not far from it about 15 mins away, why?" "Like I texted you, everything is finalized. All y'all gotta is get in front a judge in private and sign this last agreement. And you're divorced." "I'll be there gimme 15 mins,ok?" "Cool bye, girl." *Call Ended* I roll over to wake my bae up and asked him if he can give me a ride to Sheila's office. I told everything that I had to do and he quickly agreed. We woke up his homegirl and let her know that we'll be back, we had to handle some business. She said cool gave us both a kiss and went back to sleep. Then we got dressed and left. While driving to her office just a few miles away. He looks at me, holds my hand and kisses it and he tells me, that he got me no matter what. And I did the same thing in return. Making our way to her office upstairs two hours later in front of the judge. He asked me and my ex husband if we had any final things to say before leave this room and go our separate ways. My ex husband had the nerve to speak up and try to give me a crappy apology. He should've known, I was not going to accept it. But he keep going and we got in to a big argument. I was trying to be the bigger person, thank the judge for everything and walk away but this fool gonna grab my arm aggressively and told me I'm not gonna go anywhere until he was done talking. I pushed him off, I maybe little but I got some fire in me, fuck with me and you gonna get hurt. No threats, all promises. And this fool tried grabbing me again! The judge tried to warn him to stop, but he kept on going. Then when I yelled "Get the hell off of me!!". My bae barges in, but a female comes in with him. My bae got in my ex-husband's face. The mysterious female got in mine. Everybody was going back and forth. It was like an episode of Love and Hip Hop. "Ay, man get the fuck off my girl!" "She's my damn wife!" "Nah, homie EX-wife, you fucked that up, remember?" "Bitch, back up away from my man ." "Excuse you. Your man? No, no, you fucked that up too.. now I know you yeah. You fucked that up screwing around with my EX- husband on Snapchat. " "Bitch you ain't got no proof of that shit!" " First of all. BITCH! I got the receipts. Why you think this divorce got finalized so quick?! Dumb bitch." "Oh I got yo dumb bitch! Let's go." She pulls my hair, I pull hers but I get loose and push her to ground and punch her in the face a couple of times. She nicks me a little here and there we going back and forth until my bae pull me off of her. And she still talking shit on the ground with officers busting in the room and holding her down. The judge tells us to leave, before he send us both to jail. Luckily Shelia conceives the judge to let us go, and she hugs me to let me know that it's clear and I'm in good hands, so I don't need to fight. She tells me she'll call me later. Then my bae gets me to calm down and kisses me. Because he thought me and his ex fighting was sexy and it turned him on. We kissed and we get back in his 2017 Navy Blue Dodge Charger, and head back to the hotel. "But all jokes aside baby, I'm so glad I got you back.... I missed you." " I missed you more..." Then our song plays on his radio synced from his iPhone7. And he pulls over and looks at the back seat. And looks back at me. 🎶Pussy wet and dripping, I been like sipping I eat the pussy with precision 6 rings, Jordan, Pippen I do gymnastics with a brick and flip it Money to the ceiling, no I ain't tripping No conversation🎶 "You wanna have some in the back seat, baby?" "Mmmm you read my mind. Follow me." Both of us getting in the back and I straddle him and we kiss passionately while the music play and the bass hit. He unclips my bra and I take of his shirt.... 2 years and 12month laters... we got married and we have beautiful 3 months old twin girls, a brand new penthouse, in Beverly Hills. My massage therapist career really took off. Now I give out the best massages to A-List celebrities. And my man a started his own game system, he's been working on since high school. He just signed a 3.4 Million dollar contract deal with Sony. And we have been named one of the main power couples on social media. We are truly blessed. We wouldn't trade it for anything. So I guess everybody deserves second chances every now and then. We just have to use our best judgement, because I learned through out all of this. I deserved better. It was the best decision I ever made. Looking over the beautiful, California view. *Suddenly The Music Volume Goes Up* 🎶Baby you know who I am and girl I know just who you are🎶 And there is my bae with a glass of Hennessy. Totally naked, sexy smirking at me. 🎶We ain't gotta rush into shit cause being in love is too hard I'm tired of all these flashing lights, girl we should just fuck in the dark Once you let me in it, I'mma get to switching, different positions Have that ass wishing that I was your nigga Wishing that I was your nigga, yeah yeah yeah Wishing that I was your nigga, yeah Once you let me in it, I'mma get to switching, different positions Have that ass wishing that I was your nigga🎶 "Come on baby, the twins are asleep. And our song is on and you know what that mean..." "It's Game Time." Both of us saying our sex-que at the same damn time. Dropping my robe on the floor. Taking a sip of my Hennessy, kissing him and pushing him on the bed. I'll holla at y'all next time, deuces *Closes The Door* " Mmmm, ahhh ,Ahhh daddy." "Yeah, mommy." 🎶Wishing that I was your nigga Wishing that I was your nigga Oh, oh, wish I was yours Haha, wishing that I was your nigga Breezy holla at me🎶 MrsKandiiBaby💋🍭👅💦😏😘😜

 Slurrp Farm Cookies { Review }

 Slurrp Farm Cookies { Review }

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