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diamagneticcoordinationcomplex · 1 year

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I see a sudden influx in weddings happening in Wonderland 👀 Can I be the cute critter that brings the rings during the ceremonies? Or yeeting flouwer petals everywhere? I'm not looking to wed someone myself. Just here for the cake.

It is quite the wedding season in Wonderland indeed! One that'll make history in the form of strange statistics and a boom in the jewellery industry. (I hope those diamonds are ethically sourced... Or we might have dimension-hopping rock people on our hands, if you know what I mean...)

I'm sure the wedding organisers will need as much help as they can get and your assistance will be verrry much appreciated! Presenting rings, yeeting flowers and eating some cake. Sounds like a wonderful (heh) experience~!

#answered asks #the simp saga #soon to become the marriage saga!?

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humans-are-tasty · 2 years

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#sir crocodile #one piece #my art #cant put into words how ready i am for the final saga :))#i feel bad for the people who started simping for him 10 years ago!!#how lucky am i that the year i start liking him he returns to the story #2022 #crocodile one piece

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wise-lizard-wizard · 3 months

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Okay, now that I think about it, why is the sparkling the thing people are most hung up about regarding Twilight Vampires?

Its actually a pretty cool concept. Their cells being crystalline and thus refracting light is fun and interesting.

Shiny vampires are great!

Everyone saying it isn't "traditional" or "manly" seem ignorant of the fact that vampires are fictional.

(I don't quite understand why they aren't a bit shiny in artificial light as well tho, since a light source is a light source, even if the sun is stronger. They should be at least a little shiny.)

The author, mormonism and all that comes with it aside, came up with some pretty creative ideas.

#twilight #twilight saga #Yes I am a simp for Emma Frost #Seriously tho Sparkling and Shining is so COOL #If I was Bella and I saw a shiny Edward I would jump his bones (lesbianism on my side aside)#I know people hate the shiny concept because a bunch of assholes shat on Twilight as a whole #And then a lot of people did it performatively #But still

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lilfoxyqueensworld · 2 years

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Me waiting for the Riven Fic's because i don't have anything to do....

#ahaha fuck #riven x reader #fate the winx saga #fate riven #winx riven #just waiting #and simping #and drinking the bad Coffee

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diorsbrando · 1 year

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*heavy sigh and takes off panties*

#sosa’s reviewz!🧸#feral simp behavior loading #vinland saga #vinland saga s2 #snake vinland saga #it’s the rugged look for me #crying and cumming quietly

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rampagingnoble · 1 year

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look, i know the farm arc of vinland just started streaming... BUT!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HER ANIMATED!!!! AND HEAR HER VOICE!!!!!

SHE IS THE MOMENT!!!!

#vinland saga #vinland saga manga #vinland #hild vinland saga #i may be simping

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alternativesaga · 3 months

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I love that the DCA fandom creates art and writing fantasizing about getting excited to go to work just to see their favorite bot

#fazbear works hard #but dca simps work harder #saga shush #never have i seen a fandom having work fics and all that #i love it tho

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fanfictionroxs · 9 months

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Not me imagining Jacob crying-singing "I'm just Ken" in the forest and Seth putting his manly hand in his while Leah sits on a tree with a deadpan expression and showers them both with petals and then twirls Jacob bride style as he sobs in her shoulder.

Leah: There there. You are Kenough

Seth (sobbing): Yes. Yes we are 😢

#the black pack #i cant decide whether the wolves are kens or barbies #leah is definitely a barbie until she finds another hot female wolf to simp over.. who knows then 😂#leah clearwater #seth clearwater #jacob black #wolfpack #the wolf pack #the twilight saga #twilight #barbie #shitpost #funny #crack

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darknadaworld · 10 months

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Goofy ah cackletta art cuz I love her so much she's so much fun to draw

And some of the edgy evil bfs cuz I love them sm

Aaaaand a fake screenshot babyyyy

#antasma #darknoverse #cackletta #mario and luigi #mario and luigi dream team #superstar saga #super mario oc #popple #robean #oc art #oc backstory #oc x canon #original character #ok honestly i think im starting to simp for cackletta oops-#shes so goofy💜#also Robean used to be a court jester along Hohoster but just quit lol #thorns of origins

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goldeneyedgirl · 6 months

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Hey! @sonyawix

This is an interesting take and I had to consult with the Holder of the Jalice Braincells (@volturialice) to really break this down.

It sounds like the author of that take is kind of more interested in perfect, idealized relationships and might not be a fan of Alice, honestly. Plus SMeyer made a lot of the relationship dynamics in canon a really odd thing - we see all three Cullen relationships as very one-dimensional because of the relationship triptych I've ranted about before.

Because of Alice's backstory and her gift, we know that she's going to be a bit of a weirdo. She's essentially bet everything she has that the pictures in her brain are a path to happiness, that Jasper will make her happy. She has no reference point to interpersonal relationships beyond her visions, she has no memories of humanity; we really aren't shown exactly what level she was functioning at when she woke up. Those 28 missing years would be fascinating in how she built herself into a functional individual, honestly.

She bets everything on Jasper, and I think that shows what an optimistic, determined person she is. She could have gone to the Cullens straight away and probably would have been welcomed warmly - there's nothing in canon indicating that wasn't an option. But for whatever reason, Alice commits to waiting for Jasper. That's loyalty and dedication and love.

Just because their meeting was fated/planned doesn't mean it isn't meaningful.

So Alice seeing Jasper for all those years is not going to necessarily match up with him in real life. It's one thing to know a person has trauma, it's entirely another to meet that traumatized, depressed person. It's one thing to get the greatest hits of the relationship pumped straight into the brain, it's another to have all those small moments, those in-between times.

We know from Jasper's time with Maria that he tends to deify the women he's involved with. He put both Maria and Alice on a pedestal. That's just how he loves and commits - fully and totally. His 'hyperfocus' on Alice is a sign of how much he loves and treasures her. I honestly don't think it would have mattered how or when they met, Jasper would have treated her the same - the most precious thing he has.

We also know that Jasper has spent the best part of one hundred years in a high-stress environment where nothing was guaranteed. He didn't trust Maria at the end. So being introduced to someone who could tell him which path would be safe? Where there was no risk or fighting? I think that would be an incredible support for Jasper. I imagine in the early days, he'd probably ask Alice to check the future more than necessary because of his PTSD. And I can imagine Alice checking every time he asked, and going over all the details with love and patience.

And we know that Jasper does go against her wishes - he disagreed with her decision to return to Forks when Alice thought she had died, and Alice went alone (side note, if Jasper had gone with her, there was an opportunity for a lot of Eclipse set up right there.)

As for dehumanizing all her relationships, Alice is very distinctively trying to help throughout the series. It might be over the top, and it might not go to plan, but all of her visions and guidance are meant to help the people she loves. Alice has never known life without her sixth sense, so of course she uses it like we use our five senses. Does it give her a God-complex? Yes. Do I think it's meant to be more of a nod to Meyer's insistence on calling her a 'pixie' and utilizing fae imagery since fairies in lore are supported to love helping? Absolutely.

I think it's pretty disingenuous to say that people are 'ideas' to Alice when she was changed and abandoned. It's more likely that Alice is more intensely aware of what makes them happy so that they all stay together and she's not left alone again. If she didn't see people as people, but as chess pieces, then she wouldn't have go to see Charlie when she thought Bella was dead; she wouldn't have gone to Volterra to save Edward; she wouldn't have taken Jasper with her to find the hybrid.

So yeah, I disagree pretty strongly with this because it feels more like a way to minimize and dismiss Alice and her relationship with Jasper. But this is just my take on the character, and I'm sure there are dozens of different readings and interpretations out there!

#alice cullen #jasper hale #the twilight saga #jalice #what is a 'natural relationship' really? i'm ND i just like your vibes and adopt you forever and that's weird to some people #in the end alices gift is about protecting her and her loved ones #and you could argue that is how it's used throughout the series #jasper simps his wife #alice adores her husband and she's just there trying to make everyone happy

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diamagneticcoordinationcomplex · 1 year

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BWAHAHAHAHA another ingo-looking mf for nobori to deal with XD

stolen!ingo is and will be a one-man army if he sees those diamonds are unethically sourced better watch out and check your local jewelers for any possible sentience in those precious rocks!

My condolences to Nobori for needing to deal with not only one, but multiple counterparts.

stolen!Ingo is indeed a force of nature and should not be provoked. There needs to be some kind of warning signal for him... (・ω・;) Better perform those sentience checks!

"...Everybody smile! Check sentience. Everything's ready! Aim for victory! All aboard!" XDDD

#answered asks #anonymous asks #the simp saga #spoilers

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asleepinawell · 2 years

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Zenos making things Weird™

#final fantasy xiv #ffxiv #final fantasy 14 #ffxivedit #zenos yae galvus #gamingedit #myedit #mp #i am very much not a zenos stan/simp #hated his dumb golf bag wielding face the moment he showed up #however this scene made me go from hating him to still hating him but finding him highly entertaining #voice actor really just went for it #i was laughing the whole time #like wow zenos wtf my dude #and my poor wol standing there like sir this is a wendys #the garleans need to start carrying folding chairs to hand out when they start monloguing my boy is TIRED #anyway kudos to square for this dialogue they didn't have to write it like that but they did and I think that's neat #zenos being normal saga #<- tag for the full series of gif sets as i make them

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cutechan555 · 5 months

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[Body switch saga]

Noise I know you were in the undertale fandom and I don’t know if you still are but I’m guessing you didn’t know about au’s did you?

< Previous Next >

<< The start

#pizza tower #art #pizza tower fanart #peppino spaghetti #ask or dare the pizza gang #the body switch saga #anonymous #the fun thing about Noise having Peppino's body #I get to experiment with new expressions for Peppino #even though that's not really Peppino but still #and man sorry if I sound like some kind of a simp doesn't he look really gorgeous with these sassy expressions

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incorrect-zombieland-saga-quotes · 5 months

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Ai, groggily with bedhead: "Good morning, Junko..."

Junko: "THERE SHE IS!"

Junko: "The love of my life."

Junko: "The girl of my dreams."

Junko: "My sleepy head princess."

Junko: "I love you. Good morning. Thank you for being you and loving me."

#Junko is such a simp tbh #Junko sees Ai existing and thinks its a miracle #zombieland saga #zls #zombie land saga #revenge #zlsr #incorrect quotes #ai mizuno #junko konno #junai #junkai #junko x ai

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volturissideslut · 11 months

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A snippet from the new fic in working on:

The man simply nodded, too entranced by her to even notice or ask, and the game continued silently. He had no idea what to say, distracted by her ethereal beauty. Her voice echoed in his head like a symphony and in his divergence he had forgotten how to play. How embarrassing that a man who had lived for over three millennia was losing a game of strategy to a mortal woman who hadn't played since she was a young girl, but it simply could not be helped. He would lose a thousand times over if it meant he could stay near her for just a minute longer - no matter how damaging to his pride it may be. And he could certainly lose a million times over just to see the grin she had when she realised she had won again.

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medusanova · 4 months

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Skyriv + One finds he has curious reactions to hearing the other moan (innocently)

Let’s just say I applied a very loose interpretation to the word ‘innocently’ and that Sky’s eyes here tell us everything we need them to

“So he is able to leave our room,” Riven says flippantly, lips curling into a smirk as Sky approaches his table in the canteen. “Was starting to worry you’d been turning it into the Otherworld’s largest coffin.”

Flipping him off, Sky drops into the seat across from Riven, setting down the apple he’d chosen over Doris’ best efforts to serve him his favorite.

“I’m not,” he mutters, already regretting his decision to leave bed.

Riven closes his eyes to savor his bite of food. Sky had forgotten his favorite is also Riven’s favorite. “Maybe not, but you are going to turn into a corpse if you don’t start eating more than that,” Riven warns, gaze narrowing on the fruit between his hands.

Sky shakes head, watching Riven’s tongue flick to the corner of his lips as he takes another bite. “Not hungry.”

What Doris or Riven don’t know, he thinks as he spins the apple on the table, is that he finds himself starving for only one thing.

And she’s gone.

The peace he felt with her is gone. The purpose he found with her is gone. The warmth and intimacy that kept his chest filled, gone.

The sound of Riven’s satisfied sigh after another bite makes his eyes flick up. “She made our favorite, mate. At least take one bite,” Riven encourages.

Lifting the food to his mouth, a low moan rumbles from Riven’s throat. So quiet that, had they had been here during the dinner rush, Sky would’ve never heard it.

But he does hear it. And suddenly, he regrets not waiting for dinner rush because there’s something about the sound that shoots straight to his core.

It’s the sound of fullness, of satisfaction.

Riven looks up, gaze catching Sky’s as he speaks in a coaxing voice, “C’mon, you know how good it is.”

Sky quickly looks down at his apple, attempting to anchor himself, to swim away from his growing stiffness. Only, all he can seem to remember are those rumors he’d heard last year. The gossips’ whispers of shared bites and breaths through shared apples and—

Sky surges from his seat and speeds out of the canteen, a lone apple left abandoned on the table with a confused Riven.

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Loss makes people do things they would otherwise never consider.

Sky tells himself this over and over again, but it doesn’t stop him from listening to the old pipes squelch and scream as Riven showers on the other side of his wall.

He could afford Riven the privacy if he wanted to. Listen to music, leave the room. He’d done it so many times when the walls of their shared room felt like they were shrinking around him.

But that’s the thing about loss: it leaves you empty. Hungry. A gluttonous king turned into a starving beggar. And something in Sky’s chest had been clawing at him to fill the hollowness she’d left there for weeks. Months. To satisfy the craving.

Up until this point, he’d labeled his previous lapses in judgment as an adrenaline-fueled night a few weeks ago. In his mind, their one-time thing is summarized by one bold word, whispered over and over in his own voice: Mistake.

So the occasional knock of something against the shower wall, the echo of panted grunts, and the sound of those familiar low moans sketch pictures in his mind that Sky will never admit to seeing.

But that doesn’t stop him from closing his eyes and remembering.

Greedy, grasping hands. Heated breaths against skin. Synchronized groans and the rasped sound of his own name in his ear.

Any measure of relief to be found has gone from tempting to necessary. As vital as air, water, sustenance.

Besides, only he would know. A victimless crime, he reasons.

His imagination reignites his senses, and there’s no point in lying to himself when he slips his hand under the waistband of his briefs and makes quick work of timing his moans with Riven’s.

#is this HEX part 2 or just a plot bunny finally put to rest?#why not both #I couldn’t not write them for you too #I feel like I always make riven the simp in this pairing #so I made it Sky’s turn hehe #skyriv #sky of eraklyon #ftws riven #fate: the winx saga #fate ficlet #my writing #nova writes #ask me things

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