Watching Cleo’s pov of Blood On the Clocktower Round Two and Impulse really just suggested they methodically sacrifice people to get info. With his full chest and completely calmly XD
So first of all, glad to know I've got people who Get It following me. Second of all, I am slowly working my way through the requests I've gotten to keep me sane while I pack, I'll post the rest of them after my flight BUT I couldn't resist this one off the bat.
The fun thing about only having vague, second-hand evidence about Otto's personal relationships with the rest of the Psy 7 is that I can ship him with literally any other male member of the group for fun and only Tim Schafer can tell me I'm wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so ummb... in conclusion:
BROOOOO vampire!Ethan Landry is STUCK in my head. Like I'm already in love with him but that would just take it to a new level. Could you imagine the veins under his eyes popping out and blood all over his clothes...
THE HOLD THIS PICTURE HAS OVER ME IS INSANE!!! WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO LOOK THAT GOOD?!?!?!
I KNOW it isn't canon but Remus 'Casanova of Gryffindor Tower' Lupin was not ONLY the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower, he was THE ENTIRE SCHOOL'S CASANOVA. The man wasn't just a slut for his own house. He'd make everyone swoon, and he'd get on his knees for 99.9% of the men and with a bit of convincing he might even be willing for the 0.1%. Ya man's a hoe.
Like-
Arthur Weasley: Apperantly muggles have this thing called a 'body count' where they count all the people they've had intercourse with!
James, now interested in the conversation: Does everyone know their body count? Can you name every person on it?
Marlene, with a dead straight face: Don't ask Remus that, we'll be here for days.
Also bc fkin trans Remus is my new favorite thing, this was the time in which trans people were most accepted at Hogwarts, because everyone wanted Remus and if you were transphobic, you didn't have a chance.