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sixknight · 5 months

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Thinking about this post I made...

If the Brothers had a Tumblr

Lucifer- Mostly just follows Diavolo, his brothers, and MC. Uses it somewhat as a journal but also reblogs art, quotes from books, and music. Sometimes argues with Mammon in the notes.

Mammon- Reblogs a lot of those money/luck will come your way posts. Also reblogs a lot of photos of cars, jewelry, and money. Uses it as a diary for random thoughts sometimes (usually about MC or his brothers) too and likes to post selfies showing off. Gets anon hate and it's usually just Asmo trying to mess with him.

Leviathan- Anime, video games, movies, idols! It's full of fandom posts from himself and others! He also reblogs a lot of animal pics. Occasional shitpost bc he thinks they're funny. Also shares and reblogs cosplay and sewing tips. Has a nice little circle of gaming otaku mutuals that he cherishes.

Asmodeus- Reblogs and posts a lot of fashion and makeup stuff. Posts selfies/thirst traps every day. His blog also gets very n/s/f/w bc he is Horny On Main™️ (much to Lucifer's embarrassment... "Don't post that it could be on the internet forever Asmo". Complains about Mammon occasionally. Has definitely met up with some of his followers to sleep with them.

Satan- Reblogs academia aesthetic posts. Posts and reblogs a lot of stuff about books and even gives book recommendations. Lots of cat pictures... Like, every cat picture he sees... Also uses it to vent to help him with his anger. Loves having discussions with askers over books and is down to proof read people's stories if they come to him for it.

Beelzebub- Follows soooooo many recipe blogs. Reblogs every pic of food he sees and tags them with "🤤". Reblogs pics of animals from time to time too, especially the cute puppy pictures he sees. Also reblogs workout tips. Sometimes talks about himself, MC, and his brothers on his blog, mostly about Belphie. Posts workout selfies and gains a bunch of followers from them.

Belphegor- Reblogs a lot of those memes/shitposts that are like "DJ blankie and DJ pillow in the house tonight" and "girls when they have to get out of bed". Literally every random thought he has gets tossed into this void. Also reblogs recipes and tags Beel in them. Tags MC in things that he knows they like too.

#Obey Me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me shall we date #headcanons

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your-local-hoemie · 1 year

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hi! i love your writing! if you’re taking requests could i maybe get tartaglia (and alhaitham and itto if you write for them too) with a really affectionate s/o? thank you!!!

Aaaaaa thank you!!! I’ve already done one super similar involving childe but lemme whip something up for ya ;)

Oh boy Itto is gonna be fun I just fucking know it he’s so chaotic~

Warnings: flufffff, lots of toothache inducing sweetness, gn! Reader, swearing, not proof-read.

Character: Al’haitham, Itto, childe.

Al’haitham~

This man is the human representation of a stick, I love him.

He’s serious boy™️

How he ended up with someone like you no one fucking knows

At first he found your constant shower of affection a little annoying especially when he was in the middle of work

Once he realised his moodiness wouldn’t dissuade you from showing his boobs him all your love and attention he inevitably gave up

He didn’t realise it at first but he actually grew to want your affection as well

Like he’d just be reading his god awful books or doing paperwork (idk what scribes do tbh) and her suddenly be like

“Huh I feel like something you is missing and it feels odd” he misses it

People have pointed out that he seems a lot more relaxed and less like a god damn plank when he comes into work

Truth is it’s just because you spent the entire morning showering him with cuddles and kisses :)

He’s so used to it at this point he’s even grown to holding your hand or giving you cute cheek kisses in public!!

Truly a miracle!

When he had a bad day he used to dread coming home and having to deal with other people kaveh but now he finds that you’re the first thing he runs to if things haven’t been going right!

He finds your head pats and sweet reassuring kisses to be the best cure for his frustrations!

People still will never figure out how he managed to woo such a affectionate and sweet person but neither of you care!

Man deserves to know what affection is.

Itto~

A puppy incarnate

Pat his head or give him a kiss on his cheek and man’s gone

It does boost his ego though so be warned!

I don’t imagine he’s ever had much physical affection before!

Being a oni people are usually against that

Assholes!

So when you first started officially dating and you randomly hugged him or smothered his goofy face in kisses he was flabbergasted

Absolutely bamboozled

The second you showed him affection you basically signed a life time contract with his heart

Refuses to let anyone touch your “designated holding hand”

That’s reserved for you and you only!

You know that meme where someone drew a heart on a guys hand and he refuses to wash it in the shower?

Yeah. He’s that guy.

He tried to use it to his advantage once since you seemed to give him kisses whenever he was being particularly dumb just to make him forget whatever shenanigans he was up to

So I’m return, he started being dumb(er) on purpose!

Lots of kisses!!

Of course you knew what he was doing but how could you refuse his goofy grin and those puppy eyes!

Has been winning a lot more beetle battles since he discovered you’ll give him hugs and kisses when he won~

Kuki is honestly so fucking relieved that someone else can deal with him besides her

My girls been through it with him

There’s never a time when he won’t want your affection!!

Bad day? Head pats, hugs and kisses!

Good day? Head pats, hugs and kisses

He’s super proud of it too!

Like pda is an absolute necessity for him!

He just has to show off that his hand is the one your holding!

If you wear makeup up and leave a lipstick mark on his cheek he will not remove it!

Over his dead body!

Had to clean it off while he was asleep

Childe~

*slaps childe* this bad boy can hold so much affection

At first he was definitely taken back!

He’s a harbinger and a battle maniac

The last thing he’d think someone would do to his is to grab his hand or arm while happily kissing his face (if you can reach this tower of a man’s face)

Honestly anyone taller than thoma scares me

So he definitely froze!

Blushy booyyyy

Tried to play it off by teasing you back but it didn’t really work considering he was a flustered mess to begin with

It just resulted in you rolling your eyes and kissing him again

Which also resulted in his brain shutting down

He will get jealous if anyone else steals your affection away from him

Even if it’s a kid that just gave you a hug!

Evil! His person!!

Is very similar to Itto in the fact that he’d be hard pushed to wash anyway any kind of affection you give him!

Pda is a yes too! Not as much as Itto because he still had to stay in guard and he doesn’t wanna draw attention to you too much ;-;

Gets super cocky too

Whenever he wins a particularly difficult fight he demands rewards!

Which of course the rewards being your smooches!

This man has never once even thought about asking you to stop

He’s busy? That’s ok, you can just sit on his lap and hug him while he works

Man’s sleeping and he just look so adorable that you have to kiss his nose or forehead?

You’ll send him into the sweetest dreams he’s ever had!

It really makes me feel so happy know ya’ll like my work aaaaa!!

Requests are still slow to finish as I’m still feeling bleh but I appreciate everyone’s patience! I will get them done I promise~

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collegeoflore · 7 months

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for the 2nd ask meme, 5 6 18 and 35 >:)

5. What is your PC’s idle animation?

it depends! they like wearing a ton of rings because they fidget with them. constantly spinning them on their fingers or switching them from one hand to the other when they’re bored or trying to focus. but until they get back to baldur’s gate they don’t really have that stuff, so their idle animation is probably just fidgeting with whatever they’ve got in their pockets (there’s always something. a cool rock or some things keys they pickpocketed from someone or a knife etc) and humming a little song under their breath. i do think they’re one of those cringe guys who is always doing stupid knife tricks to look cool also. unfortunately.

6. What weather does your PC prefer? Why?

anything that isn’t snow is fine by him, but xarrai really loves a nice rain storm. a rainy evening playing in a packed tavern with the promise of a pretty little thing he can swindle out of their money take to bed after is like. his ideal world.

18. Where would your PCs fall on the futch scale?

1. the futch scale is inherently flawed and reductive. 2. they’re exactly dead center futch LOL.

honestly i think they swing wildly from like a 3 (middle of femme) to an 8 (middle of butch) depending on what they’re feeling that day, at least aesthetically, but generally land somewhere in the butchy femme/soft butch range. in their day to day life they lean a little more butchy leatherdyke (or a kinda fem leatherfag depending on ur read of them and also how u want to interpret being a leatherdyke/fag in a fantasy setting. i guess. lol) but if they’re getting Dressed Up they’re usually going to present a bit more femme. either way the jewelry and makeup stay On they r a black lipstick girlie for life

35. If your PC was a dating option in a farming simulator (a la harvest moon or stardew valley), what kind of items would they like?

pretty crystals, books, flowers (dahlias and roses are her favorite), Fantasy Marijuana™️, whisky (nice or bottom of the barrel, she’s not picky), nice pens/lore appropriate writing tools LOL (but she will lose them), jewelry

#oc. xarrai

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joshsindigostreak · 1 year

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Taxes: Filed (and accepted)

Brows: Shaped

Makeup Brushes: Clean

Wine: Chilled

Dinner: Cooking

Jake: Memed

Feeling very Main Character™️ rn

#moi #jake kiszka

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andromedaexists · 10 months

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Andi I have 0 spoons rn for thinking so pretend I sent you an emoji for that lgbt ask that you REALLY want to answer and I will listen like that Spiderverse meme 💕💕💕

lmaoooo hi Alex!! i fully understand and i hope you get some good good rest, you deserve it <3

in the meantime, i've been eyeing this question:

💙 - When you first learned about the Queer community, did you immediately realize ‘That’s me!’ Or did you consider yourself a ‘really good ally’ for some time?

because hooo boy do i have a story for you

So, imagine if you will a little baby Andi. Like 14 years old, just starting high school at this big fancy STEM+M school. I didn't know what I was doing or how I got there, I was just a simple country kid from a town of 2,000 people. I was considered a nerd at my home school and a jock at this new school, everything was out of whack.

I had also just gotten out of a really really toxic relationship. Like, I was The Goth Cheerleader™️ at my home school and I was dating the quarterback kind of toxic relationship.

Actually, touching on that a bit more. I was a cheerleader. Not only that, but I was one of the best cheerleaders on that squad. I had years of dance (Ballet, Hip Hop, and Jazz) behind me and it showed on the field. I was goth (i still kinda am tho i blend the line between goth and punk and don't care about labels anymore) at the time and hyper feminine. Hair down to my mid-back, over the top makeup every day, the whole nine yards. Only, I fucking hated wearing the cheerleading uniform and i never knew why (keep this in mind lmaooo)

So back at school. I had no idea what I was doing but I ended up going to my school's GSA. I knew that my best friend that I had known since we were 5 was gay (tho not out at the time) and the new friends i was making at this school were... queer? i didn't know what that meant, i obviously had a lot to learn

I was in that GSA for about a year before the president (a trans man) sat me down after one of our meetings and asked if he could talk to me. we started off just chatting about life and why i joined the GSA ("I want to be a good ally to my friends! I have a lot to learn!") before we started talking about gender and gender presentation.

Turns out normal girls don't vehemently despise their cheerleading uniform. Nor do normal girls get squicked when their boyfriends say that they can, in fact, feel their boobs in a hug. Nor to girls do everything in their power to wear oversized clothes that hide every single overdeveloped curve on their body. That day, that trans man asked me "are you sure that you are a girl?". That day started the two year long gender crisis that ended up with me coming out at trans.

So yeah, when i first saw the queer community, i fully thought i was a straight ally. baby me would be so confused to see me now

#and now i said fuck labels i'm queer and that's all you need to know #and i threw my gender away and burn the trash can #andi answers #ask game

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merridelicious · 2 years

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my turn to do a DNI. DNI if you’ve never been to ikea, if you’ve ever made a uquiz and taken it yourself, if you actually enjoy black coffee, if you have 20/20 vision, if you don’t have a single plain hoodie (with absolutely nothing on it), if you enjoy reggae made by white people, if you need to have something to drink while writing, if you are a writer™️, if you avoid sleeping because it’s your only free time during the “day”, if you’re a morning napper (you wake up and then nap again on purpose), if you’ve ever used a meme generator, if you prefer liquid glue over glue sticks, if you have at least one piece of clothing that you’ve worn and not outgrown for over 3 years, if you dislike drums that sound like heartbeats in songs, if you don’t support men wearing makeup of any kind, if you use a toenail clipper to cut your fingernails

#joke dni #dni #dni if #tag game #host posts

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suchaspookyginger · 5 years

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Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 people you want to get to know better. Thank you @sly-attitude for tagging me!

1. Nickname(s): Angie, Ange, nota, ginge

2. Zodiac sign: Gemini sun, Aries moon. Born in the year of the Boar

3. Height: 5'2"

4. Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff! 💛🖤

5. Last thing I googled: thigh high sock sewing pattern (i have thick thighs and oddly specific designs for a cosplay)

6. Favorite musician(s): AJR, Panic! at the Disco, Andy Grammer, LIGHTS, Walk The Moon, The Mowglis, Marianas Trench

7. Current song: yo i have "Sleeping With a Friend" by Neon Trees stuck in my head tbh. the Big Mood™️ song is "Hey Girl" by Lady Gaga feat. Florence Welch tho

8. Followers: 749 on my main. 6 on my rarely used cosplay sideblog lmaooo

9. Following: 872

10. Do I get asks?: some! apparently my furuba legacy is answering Shigure and Akigure-related questions lmao

11. Amount of sleep: i typically try for 6-8. I literally got 3 hours last night lmaooo

12. Lucky number: 5! it's very recurring in my birthdate

13. What I'm wearing right now: skinny jeans and a plain black hoodie

14. Dream job: honestly? a stage makeup artist or costume designer. i love theatre and i'm a cosplayer and it would be a dream come true

15. Dream vacation: just. a week spent traveling across Sicily and meeting my cousins out there.

16. Instruments: Saxophone and voice. I also used to play the cello and upright bass and can tinker on the flute and ukulele.

17. Languages: English and somewhat proficient at Spanish. Currently learning German and Hebrew! Italian, Japanese, Korean and Yiddish are all on the table too.

18. Favorite song: ohhhhhhhhhhh uh right now it's "Bud Like You" by AJR, "Crazy Beautiful" by Andy Grammer, "All To Myself" by Marianas Trench, "Cactus in the Valley" by LIGHTS, "Dying in LA" by Panic!, and "Timebomb" by Walk the Moon. Among others.

19. Random fact about myself: I have the photic sneeze reflex (sun sneezes) as well as chromesthesia (which is the form of synesthesia where you see sounds), so my sensory perception is all kinds of silly lmao

20. Aesthetic: literally just. memes, but if they were hipster aesthetic. i never left 2013 tumblr

and I tag: @plance-thoughts @hunky-tonk @cacaoflavoured @keithislactoseintolerant @ohnoitsanewobsession @bluutailor @peacelovehappinessandwriting @renocomo @bakugou-klancey-lance @readingisthenewcool @repetitive-tautology @lanceylance17 and anyone else interested lmaooo

#tag game #tag meme #??? i forget which i use lol #sly-attitude #;A; i feel loved thank u

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belastrenchcoat · 4 years

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types of girls as my different personalities:

the student: navy blue and grey, rotates through different leggings and hoodie combos, mascara and lip gloss only, always has gum on her, replies to texts immediately, does yoga in the evening, either always has her nails painted or doesn’t paint them for months, pizza and ranch dressing

the best friend: always has foundation on, never seen out of mom jeans, lipstick smudges on mugs, loves gossip but is fiercely loyal, starbucks passion iced tea lemonade, sends memes to the group chat every five minutes, lowkey has a daddy kink but would never tell anyone, curls her bangs in the morning

the big sister: watches rom-coms alone in her room, lowkey addicted to chocolate chip cookies, pants? never heard of them, straightens her hair every day, loves glitter and pink, will drive you somewhere but only if you buy her food, drowning in homework, bubble baths

the girlfriend: either amazing eye makeup or no makeup, had way too much caffeine today, loves all baby animals, tries to do a 10-step skincare routine but only achieves four steps regularly, Big Stompy Boots™️, can’t go an hour without making a dirty joke, would live off of slushees if she could

the little sister: wears three different shades of black in one outfit, can’t speak without flirting, blue mascara, addicted to twitter, kind of a bad driver but still better than you, paints toenails once a year, always broke, embarrasses herself in front of her friends constantly, scared of the drive-thru

#aesthetic #tag yourself #girls #girl aesthetic #college aesthetic

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