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!! can i ask for some hart spirit x male reader headcanons pls 🥺
Absolutely you can!! (also hi birdflower it's been a while! ^^)
Hart Spirit x Male Reader headcanons!
• Hart is definitely that kind of partner who can act like he's full of himself once he has you. For example if you're sitting in the crowd to watch one of his live performances, he might send you a quick wink or even pull his phone out in public just to text you something sappy XD
• He's still however getting used to physical affection though...the first time you hugged him he nearly froze up and it takes a few more for him to warm up and return them since he's only received hugs at a younger age..
• That being said though, Hart's absolute favorite way of showing affection is to keep eye contact while kissing your hand...he loves seeing how much you bright up and giggle over it >3
"Oh my, your palm really likes me too huh? Figured because I'm just sooo good when I do that~"
• It takes him a bit to gather the courage to tell his fans he's dating a man....he hasn't worked up to tell his parents though since they expect him to settle down with the right girl to promote Cheer City, and he hopes his fans respect that..
"Yeah I'm dating a dude, so what? You may send all the hashtags "oh my god Hart Spirit is so gay!" but I love Y/N this much and I'm not gonna stop!"
• Of course his teleporting pom-poms of power are how he takes you to the date areas he has in mind...his favorite spots tend to be the protein smoothie bars and sometimes even the back of his bleachers so you can help him with his video challenges, or just record a nice podcast together :3
• With you around he's been reluctantly more nice to Roi and his pals, he knows his long-determination to destroy the boy isn't going to get you on good standing with him anytime soon.....Doesn't seem to stop Jenny or Guava from teasing about him and Y/N though XD
"Gah, yeah I do that with him! One more word and I'll get back to work on that doomsday dev- uh Y/N I meant to say I was just gonna build a device of love! That's exactly what I was gonna say~"
#hart spirit#the guava juice show#hart spirit x reader#headcanons#x reader#guava juice show#male reader#hcs#inbox is always open
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judge me based on my comfort characters
#lou#uglydolls#lou uglydolls#the guava juice show#hart#hart spirit#brett hand#inside job#i know they're pretty funky but i love them
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nancy from the guava juice show
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Hart Spirit is going to jail for attempted murder
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Hart Spirit from The Guava Juice Show is beautiful
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#hart spirit#hart the guava juice show#the guava juice show#tgjs#tgjs hart spirit#hart spirit tgjs#the guava juice show hart spirit#beauty#beautiful#fave#Favorite#faves#favs#fav#yourfav#yourfave#your fav#your fave#yourfavisbeautiful#your fav is beautiful#your fave is beautiful#yourfaveisbeautiful
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I love this pathetic bastard so much
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Hart Spirit from The Guava Juice Show needs a kiss! 💋
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#hart spirit#the guava juice show#your fave needs a kiss#i apologize for the screenshot#its the best i could do at the moment
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Hart Spirit from The Guava Juice Show drinks respect women juice
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Hart Spirit from The Guava Juice Show
Hart Spirit from The Guava Juice Show is just a little guy!
#your fave is#submission#why were there no good transparents of this guy#he looks so cool too wtf#undeserved tbh#hart spirit#the guava juice show
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Nancy from The Guava Juice Show eating a guava.
My second proper Krita drawing. When I was coloring, most of my progress went to waste so that took a while to fix. I probably won't ever watch The Guava Juice Show, but this was a fun exercise.
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Silly vampire buggy being so very normal about it while the rest are absolutely FERAL is so funny.
Buggy, before Roger passed, still on the Oro: hmm, I'm kinda thirsty-
Shanks, ripping his already open shirt further off: Oh Dear, Oh My Look At ALL THIS So Very BITEABLE SKIN, Sure Hope There's No VAMPIRES Thirsting Near Me, Wink Wink!!!!
Buggy: I bet Gabban still has some juice boxes. I hope he has that guava one. I'll be right back!
Shanks, half naked and drooping: 🥺😟😥😫
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Mihawk: I read this interesting novel yesterday which gave me much to ponder.
Buggy: oh? Awesome! Which was it?
Mihawk, side-eying Buggy pointedly: it was a supernatural romance between a human and vampire. It was rather explicit and had many scenes which piqued my interest.
Buggy, absolutely Not Getting It: oh man. I usually hate those. It's a toss up between bad writing or the vampire is always a top. Like? Give me gay bottom vampires too, we deserve to be recognized!! Oh, Hawky, can you hand me my sunscreen?
Mihawk: ........... here.
Buggy: thanks, love!
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Crocodile: hey you drink blood.
Buggy, sipping A+ out of a care bear cup: yeah?
Croc: does it work on Logia users? Or would your fangs need Haki to pierce us?
Buggy: hm. Good question? I dunno, actually!
Crocodile: seems this could be a learning experience. Would be a shame to not experiment. I know how much you like your science.
Buggy: I do like science. Yeah. Yeah. You're right! I SHOULD experiment on that!!
Croc, unbuttoning his shirt, tugging down his cravat: uh huh, well, I suppose we ought to get to it- where are you going
Buggy: to my workshop! Science waits for no man!!! Nor clown, in my case. Man clown? Vampire? Who knows. Wait. Am I a man...? Hm, what is the gender today... wait, have I eaten at all? I don't remember. Anyway, I need to grab my suit, I'm low on sunscreen again. Oh, remind me to add that to the next shipment request. Oh, I should also grab a bloody mary!! That sounds great! Okay. Bye bye!!
Croc, halfway undressed, watching Buggy run outside, start swearing bc he didn't pull up his hood and is cursing the light, before tripping flat onto his face: ............. shit.
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Buggy rarely pushes the limits of his abilities BECAUSE of the vampirism. If he uses his DF more than usual, it makes him hungrier. And once he hits a certain point, he begins to lose his already loosey-goosey sense of humanity. It scares him to be so cold and uninterested, especially since he always feels things turned up to eleven. When his hits that point, EVERYTHING turns off. At best, he'll be mildly annoyed, angry, amused - but it's like being in a glass bowl, watching things happen from the outside. It terrifies him.
His partners...? Well. It does things to them too, but terror isn't exactly the dominating feeling... 👀
((Also, the romanticism of blood. Of life energy. Of an exchange of that out of love. Of giving parts of yourself to sustain and satiate another. Carrying pieces of someone else in your body to propagate your own life. Of giving and taking consensually the liquid which carries your time. The inherent provocative nature of taking someone else's essence into yourself with full permission and full understanding because they receive so much from you in turn that it is simple, easy, logical to consent to this.))
Vampires 🥰
THE FIRST ONE IS SO REAL EFJKBWEJKBWJEKBF Shanks does that constantly he's DYING for Buggy to bite him and the clown won't even notice he's trying so much. It's ridiculous. Shanks and his failguy moment simping for a vampire that doesn't want his blood.
Mihawk and Crocodile trying to flirt and failing miserably because Buggy is always oblivious to what they do is amazing and no matter the AU it's always like this. I adore. They just want their vampire boyfriend to bite them :(( Failguys.
The last thing you said is so real. Vampires can be something so romantic and I think usually books/TV shows/Media in general don't focus on the important stuff. I want to see teen!Shuggy with Buggy and Shanks traveling together right after the crew disbands (before Roger's death) and Buggy not having access to other types of blood. So Shanks offers him his blood and they have like-- This moment of realization of how intimate it is. And Buggy will forever remember what it felt like to feel Shanks' embrace while sucking his blood without any complaints. And!! Both Mihawk and Crocodile wanting to do the same but it's definitely just for the horny, they don't expect it to be so passionate and intimate, and romantic.
Also, I agree with Buggy, the vampire should be the bottom. Really necessary for this situation.
#this is amazing thank you for this masterpiece#i genuinely laughed so loud with the first one#one piece#buggy the clown#red haired shanks#dracule mihawk#sir crocodile#shuggy#bughawk#crocobug#cross guild
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You mentioned once that Mai Valentine likes her sweets boozy and also you had a bunch of other preferred flavor profiles for TPOFATGIF. Any chance of something similar for AEIWAM?
I know Kubo made canon notes on everyone's favorite and least favorite foods, but this is for the AEIWAM versions of the characters. Here's much of the cast's food preferences, as characterization practice:
Ichigo:
As much as he gets teased for it and his name, Ichigo loves him some fruit. He will inhale any fruit or juice left unattended within arm's reach of him in seconds. Melons, berries, pineapple, pears, guava- he does not care. There is fruit, it's going in him. Isshin is pleased his son likes healthy snacks but sometimes the grocery bill can get alarming. Ichigo's least favorite food is anything with capsaicin in it- being a ginger means he's unusually pain-sensitive and with an equally touchy tummy. It burns on both ends and all the way through the middle too.
Orihime:
Tatsuki likes to joke that the gods were drunk when they made Orihime, and they put her taste buds in backwards. Truth is, Orihime is a sensation-seeking kind of autistic girl and loves novel flavors more than anything else. She read "salt, fat, acid, heat" and took it's advice very literally, so you end up with things like "cream (fat) of tuna (salt) balsamic vinegar (acid) sriracha (heat) casserole" . The only thing Orihime really dislikes is foods she's gotten bored of.
Chad:
Beef. The boy needs beef. Chad spent his early adolescence on his Grandfather's Cattle Ranch in Mexico, allowed to eat as much red meat as he wanted and his physique shows it. Now he's back in Japan where it's prohibitively expensive and he is DYING. Please. He is a large carnivore. He can't live like this. Chad's least favorite food is ironically, his most reliable source of red meat: the fast food burger. It's not the same. It mocks him.
(More Karakura Gang and Some Captains under the cut)
Uryuu:
Uryuu is the son of a doctor and a little weirdo in his own right and he will assemble a baked potato or disassemble a slice of pizza with surgical precision. He just sort of likes customizing his food before he eats it. Hence, his least favorite foods are things where all the ingredients are mixed together and inseparable, like stews and casserole.
Tatsuki:
Tatsuki is a hot wings afficionado- she likes all the flavors, because there's a lot of really nice flavor interactions in the milder sauces, but also, the hotter the better. She once entered a hot wings eating contest in middle school where every round was hotter than the last and sailed easily into the "scorpion death pepper" round before being declared the winner, much to her disappointment. She was still hungry, and those were a 5/10 at most for her. Tatsuki's least favorite food with anything with even a hint of clams or other mollusc shellfish in it. She hasn't been diagnosed with an allergy, but given her extreme aversion to shellfish, she's not going to press her luck.
Keigo:
Keigo lives on a rancid diet of junk food, novelty soda, and instant ramen and likes it that way, thank you. Ichigo periodically makes him eat an apple at sword point to get some kind of fiber and vitamin into him. Keigo's least favorite food is anywhere can't cook in a microwave, and all vegetables.
Mizuiro:
Mizuiro is way too vain about his skin and hair to live on Keigo's garbage raccoon diet, but he can't cook to save his life. His favorite foods are multivitamins and everything he can get delivered, and his least favorite is anything deep-fried and greasy
Rukia:
Rukia was raised in fantasy medieval Japan, but is a "I'll try anything once!" Girl and this has lead to her favorite food being Oregano. Favorite condiment. Puts it on everything, even ice cream. Once things calm down a little when she returns to soul society, she gets Orihime to send her a "care package" of assorted spices, snacks and modern "puzzle" foods (juice boxes and ramune) to show to Byakuya, who starts inviting friends and coworkers over to try these things too, and the resulting video makes Ichigo laugh hard enough to rip out a few of his stitches. Rukia's least favorite food is jellybeans, because she can never remember the flavors and keeps putting bad combinations of them in her mouth.
Renji:
Like Chad, Renji needs his fucking protein, and sure loves him some beef, but he's also got that ADHD Hyperfocus going on and regularly forgets to eat so while he's not specifically partial to the flavors, his favorite food in terms of 'keeping him alive and hale' is nutritional protein shakes. Like Ichigo, Renji is also partial to fresh fruits and has the spice tolerance of a recipe blogger from Kansas, but he does have an extremely strong aversion to Bananas that he refuses to explain.
Byakuya:
Byakuya is a sensation-avoidant autist who has had his aversions largely ignored in favor of "you need to uphold the clan honor by being POLITE at this dinner and EATING WHAT YOU ARE SERVED, you can throw up in private later", so his regular diet is quite mild and limited, which moderately terrified Unohana (she IS partially responsible for keeping him alive).
A chance encounter with Zaraki Kenpachi accidentally saved the Kuchiki line because he introduced a New Food to Byakuya by being normal about it, and now Byakuya loves BEANS. All of them. Red, Black, Soy, Kidney, Mung, Great Northern, Purple String, Adzuki, Anasazi, Edamame, Pinto, Pole, Striped, Yard, Garbanzo and Navy. Peas too- English, snap, snow, lentil, black-eyed and split. Paired with already-acceptable rice, this makes his limited diet startlingly nutritionally complete and high in fiber. He'll never eat squid or octopus again if he can help it though.
Kenpachi:
AEIWAM Zaraki Kenpachi was raised by eagles and it shows through in weird places, like how he insists on eating poultry and fish bones like his mother taught him to. In fact, the bones from deep-fried chicken are his favorite, and he will help himself to the bones other people don't want. He has a cast iron stomach that rarely gets upset and a notable sweet tooth, but is extremely picky about texture. This surprises some people who think that living as a beggar for a few centuries means he'd eat anything, and comes as no surprise to anyone who HAS been that destitute- an off texture is often your only warning before a potentially lethal case of food poisoning. Hence, Kenpachi's least favorite foods are anything "slimy", which puts him off many sauces and seaweed-based dishes.
Yachiru:
AEIWAM Zaraki is significantly more amiable and cunning than his canon counterpart because, realistically, he had to keep Yachiru fed. No village will let a random murder-hobo in to eat, especially if he's broke, so Zaraki got exceptionally good at ingratiating himself with strangers and getting hired at odd jobs in a hurry. This was an extremely sharp learning curve because he found Yachiru when she was an infant and not yet weaned, and he had to go to some fairly extreme measures to get milk for her. It's a point of pride for him that his little girl has never gone to bed hungry, even if he did.
Yachiru is very aware of the fact she has historically eaten better than her father, despite his best efforts to disguise it, so her favorite foods are anything she can share with him- bags of small candies or chips or other snacks she can divy up and insist he eat too. She gave Zaraki his sweet tooth sharing candy like this, but anything she can share while eating is a favorite. Her least favorite is boiled vegetables. There is nothing that can make boiled broccoli worth eating.
Unohana:
Retsu Unohana has severe ADHD and makes food choices based first on the dopamine reward she gets from eating them, and the medical knowledge of "you need vitamins and fiber too, bitch" second. She would live on high-octane coffee with an excessive amount of sugar and cream if it were nutritionally complete, but alas. She does have a notes fondness for organ meats like liver, kidneys and lungs because they taste "richer" to her, and the novelty appeals as well. However, she has seen the horrors of what The Wrong Mushroom will do to a human body up close far too many times, and it's put her off eating fungi entirely. She'll eat her own hand before she'll eat a mushroom.
Komamura:
Food is both a joyful and distressing experience for Sajin. Joyful, because his exceptionally sensitive sense of smell and taste means he gets to experience layers to even the most simple foods that humans can't even begin to comprehend. Distressing, because humans have a very weak sense of taste and over-season their food accordingly, often with poisons. A lot of the reason he started wearing a helmet was less about fear that humans would attack him for being a wolf man, or that he would inspire undue fear in others, and more that he has a hard time saying "No" to people, who keep unwittingly offering him food full of toxic onions or worse, grapes. The helmet was not easily removed, and kept the dangerous gifts at bay. Fortunately, modern humans are more aware of things that will poison him and more willing to make accommodations on his behalf. Still, his least favorite food is Raisins, which keep being added to otherwise perfectly good dishes, like someone deciding to sprinkle a bit of Water Hemlock in their tacos.
He still keeps the Occasional "Carnivore Outing" he and Zaraki take to the distant mountains to celebrate their shared cultural heritage a secret though, because he's not sure most of his friends and colleagues are ready to learn that his favorite food is "Elk bone marrow, either still hot from the kill or after it's been buried in dirt for a week", but at least these days he has Zaraki "You know how it is with Liver and Eagles" Kenpachi to commiserate and split the carcass with.
Tousen:
Kaname did his required tour of duty in the living world in Oaxaca, Mexico and while he was there he developed a taste for Chapulines, or fried grasshoppers. He didn't mention this delicacy when he returned to soul society, not out of fear that people would think he was a freak- his coworkers already largely did, either because of his blindness or his Blackness, if not both- but because one of the few coworkers who he genuinely liked and got along with was Lieutenant Mashiro, whose favorite animal is Grasshoppers.
His least favorite food is any alcoholic beverage or boozy dessert, because the one time he tried drinking with some friends from Shinigami academy, he developed a case of the spins just two drinks in and immediately became completely disoriented and couldn't right himself, and quickly became too nauseous and panicked to speak. His friends were having a GREAT time and thought Kaname was doing his usual wallflower nonsense until Liza Yadomaru finally realized something was amiss and she and Love Aikawa ended up taking him on a drunken sprint to the emergency room. He got better by morning but now even the smell of alcohol makes him feel sick again.
#AEIWAM#an elephant is warm and mushy#Bleach#Bleach fanfic#ichigo kurosaki#orihime inoue#chad yasutora#ishida uryuu#keigo asano#mizuiro kojima#rukia kuchiki#byakuya kuchiki#kenpachi zaraki#yachiru kusajishi#retsu unohana#sajin komamura#kaname tosen
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Can you do when the reader is really really sad bc shes homesick and Pablo comforts them
You're my home
It's been months since you went back home and you were really starting to grow home sick missing your family the most.
You spent your school semester in Barcelona with Pablo, and when summer vacation came both of you wanted to spend time together and travel so you went to Ibiza.
Pablo being very busy during the season wanted to give all of his attention to you during his break and it was truly magical to have him by your side every moment of every day. You craved that for months and wished this could last forever but you couldn't help the sadness you felt.
"You alright amorcito??" he same bringing you a glass of your favorite Guava juice joining you on the swing and holding you in his protective hold.
"Mhm.." you said but your tearful eyes were clearly showing that you were not being honest at all and Pablo got worried it was something he had done or said.
"Please tell me princesa..what made my amorcito so sad? Did I do something?" he said and you quickly turned in his hold kissing his lips in reassurance.
Pablo was really amazing for the past week giving you all his attention and making sure to love you in such a gentle and special way. You really feel like a princess being here with him.
"You didn't do anything wrong amor..I promise" you said after pulling away and that made Pablo relax a little before kissing your forehead as you laid your head on his warm chest.
"So what's wrong then princesa?" he said and you sighed knowing that he won't let it go as long as he doesn't know what got you so sad suddenly. Pablo was definitely the most stubborn person you've known.
"I miss home cariño..it's been awhile since I've visited" you admit and Pablo listened carefully knowing how much you gave up being with him in Barcelona permanently and having to distance from your family.
"You should have told me sooner preciosa..just come with me on tour and visit your family? Hm?" he said and you could't believe the words leaving his lips right now. It was true that Pablo was going to America with Barça and it would be a perfect moment for you to go and visit your home together while supporting him during games.
"But..how can I travel with you when nobody is taking their partners??" you said not wanting to cause him trouble or be a bother.
"Lewa is taking his wife..and so did Jordi last tour" Pablo said and you blushed that he put you in the same basket at his friends 'wives'.
"Cariño, it's their wives.." you reminded him but Pablo only smirked kissing the top of your head lovingly.
"And you're my future wife..so it's the same thing. Unless you want to get married tomorrow cause I'd be down???" he said and you jumped looking up at him with big eyes before you both started laughing loudly. You were still to turn eighteen..and you both knew that was impossible.
"Are you trying to get arrested for marrying an underaged girl?" you smirk and he rolls his eyes raising his hands up in surrender knowing that you are turning eighteen in less than a month.
"But you didn't say no princesa.." he smirked and that made me blush thinking of myself in that white dress walking up to him ready to give all of myself..it was like a dream come true...Mrs. Pablo Gavira.
"Shut up Pablo!" you smack his shoulder and he laughs playfully pinching your red cheek before kissing your lips lovingly.
"You should come with us on tour tho..I would love to have you there..see you in the stands..sleep with you at night..and have you see your family so I get that beautiful smile back on your face" he spoke caressing your hair and you closed your eyes thinking a little about his offer..it was a really hard one to decline.
"I want to go with you amor...I love you!" you finally answered and he leaned down kissing your lips passionately while tightening his hold while moving you both on the swing gently.
"Te amo muchisimo princesita!" he said as you both enjoyed the beautiful sunset on the beach in each other's arms.
one month later..
y.n.bebe and pablogavi
New York, New York
He took me home <33
comments:
pablogavi: that smile is back princesa <33
y.n.bebe: only because of you babyy! <3
fcbarcelona: golden boy!! liked by y.n.bebe
pablogavi: vamos a ganar!! visca barça!!
pedri: get your ass to training!! jajaja
y.n.bebe: my bad pepi :// he wanted to see the city
pablogavi: hard to say no to my girl hermano!!
pedrigavilove: love them both hahaha
aurorapaezg: miss you bebé
pablogavi: awe jajaja
aurorapaezg: clearly talking to mi hermanita!!
y.n.bebe: luv you rora!! <3
Hope you like it <33
#pablo gavi#pablo gavi icons#pablo gavi x reader#pablo gavi x y/n#pablo gavi x you#fc barca#fc barcelona#fc barça#gavi#gavigif#gavira#pablo martín páez gavira#pablo gavira#pablogavixreaderfluff#pablogavixreadersmut#gavi x reader#gavi x yn#gavi x you#gavi x vini
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promo post!!! 🩷
im an adult fem gay man selfshipper and my f/o is hart spirit from the guava juice show! i love strange and very obscure men
also i remade this blog recently so making more mutuals would be cool yippeee
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[dni pro/c0m ship etc etc]
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m pt. 17
no warnings just reader with her sister
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“you’re late” crystal says as she opens the door
“only by two minutes”
“two minutes that i will be later to work”
“lo se lo se lo siento”
i know i know i’m sorry
she shuts the door
“i thought you and miguel were on the outs”
“we are, what are you talking about”
“wet hair that was clearly washed with men’s products”
“hey!”
“-glowing skin” she sniffs “day old clothes. my guess? you were at his place not even ten minutes ago”
you turn around and roll your eyes at her but when you do your hair that you had positioned to cover your neck falls off your shoulder
she gasps “and y/n Pardo are those hickies?!”
“what?! no” you hastily pull your hair back into place
“oh. my. god.”
“it’s not a big deal”
“mana are you kidding. hickeys are how men claim their territory. they can’t pee on you so they mark your neck for every other person to see that you’re taken even when they’re not around. he’s essentially saying “hands off! she mine”
mine. the thought sends shivers through you
“i thought you were gonna be late to work”
“mm you’re lucky, but we ~will~ talk about this later.”
“Niños, ven a despedirte de tu mamá”
boys come say goodbye to your mama”
Diego and Matias run in and tackle her with hugs and then immediately run over to you next
“se bueno hijos”
be good boys
“tu tambien hermana. hey do yourself a favor borrow something from my closet and uh concealers in the bathroom” she winks
you too sis
she heads out leaving you to a whole day with your favorite boys in the world.
you help Matias with his worksheets for school while Diego showed you all the toys he had gotten for his birthday.. again.
Then you make lunch and decide take them to brighton beach for the afternoon. the water will be too cold to go in but it’ll be a good chance for them to blow off steam and get outside.
the day passes quickly, but you still find your mind wandering back to miguel every so often.
why was he being so… good. even though he was a super hero compared to every other spider man sometimes he didn’t seem like one. superheroes didn’t brood or throw things. and yet he had comforted you through a panic attack, cooked food for you, helped you in… a few other ways.
he had done a fair share of asshole things and you had no intention of mothering him into shape. still he was trying.. and you weren’t perfect either.
you weren’t necessarily thinking about a relationship but… it was starting to feel like you were in one.
before you could spiral any farther down that rabbit hole diego came running up with a shell he’d found.
“woah chico eso es genial”
that’s cool
“puedo quedármelo?”
can i keep it
“por supuesto, podemos enseñárselo a tu mamá”
of course we can show it to your mama”
“Matias, vamos, hora de irse”
come on, it’s time to go
after a lot of begging to stay and a little bit of bribery you were back in the taxi on the way home.
it was dark out and the boys were in bed, Matias was reading to Diego to help him practice. his teachers had apparently noted that he was a little behind but since he’d started doing story time every night he had definitely improved.
Crystal walked in the door looking absolutely exhausted. she came in and kisses your forehead
“i am so glad i never have to worry about you swallowing balloons full of hallucinogenics ”
“what” you laugh
she waves you off and goes to say goodnight to the boys. she comes back out in pajamas and flops down on the couch next to you
“wine?”
“tequila”
“ay ya veo, one of those cases huh?”
she snorts “si”
you pour some tequila and guava juice over ice and hand it to her. she takes a greatful sip and sinks into the cushions.
“wanna talk about it”
“god no. i don’t want to think about work tonight, tomorrow, or at work for that matter”
“fair”
“you know what i do want to talk about”
“the super cool seashell we found at the beach today” you ask hopefully
“yeahhh that and your super fine super hero friend”
“there’s nothing to talk about crystal”
“mm see if you were just fucking that would be true but you’re fucking and fighting and then fucking again”
“so?”
“soooo there’s feelings there. and you are not good at those”
“hey give me some credit here i’ve gotten better about it”
“mm fine maybe a little bit. seriously though y/n you need to talk about it, i know you enough to know you’re probably overthinking about it right now”
“no i- i mean.. maybe a little”
“cmon, spill it, gimme all the juicy details”
“we’re not teenagers im not gonna gossip about boys with you”
“uh yes you are because i’m your older sister and i’m basically the boss of you so talk”
and you do. the tequila makes it easier. you fill her in on every single thing, leaving out only a few select explicit details. when you finally stop talking she stares at you with her mouth hanging open.
“why are you looking at me like that”
“i’m not looking at you any way”
“yes, yes you are. i know that face, you have something to say”
“no no im fine im good”
“i gave you every detail you don’t get to hold out on me now”
“i just.. want you to be careful mana. i know you can take care of yourself but this sounds complicated.. not just physically, emotionally. don’t get caught up in the good moments if they don’t outweigh the bad.”
you look down at your drink
“i know. i’m trying”
“what is it tia may always says? for every bad day, a good man-“
“-makes a hundred good ones. yeah. shes such a bad ass.”
“yeah she is, she never let tío ben get away with anything”
“no she did not. I can still hear her “Benicio! no te alejes de mi”
don’t walk away from me
“Benicio! necesito un bolso nuevo”
i need a new bag
your laughter eventually dies down and you’re quiet for a while.
“i went to see him”
you don’t have to explain. she knows exactly what you mean
“oh you did?” something about the way she says it sounds weird but you dismiss it
“marcus suggested it actually, figured it was time”
“i miss him”
“me too”
she rests her head on your shoulder and you two sit like that until she dozes off. you gingerly take the glass from her hand and set it on the coffee table. it’s almost 1.
you support her head as you lay her down and cover her with a blanket. you check your phone and notice there’s multiple texts from jess and the kids asking about what happened last night. you scroll through them but you stop when you notice a text that had come through two hours ago.
it was from miguel. he never texted, hated using a phone, he just had lyla call you or showed up evidently.
will you be home tonight?
you knew he meant home as in your other universe, but if you were any other two people it could just as easily be a partner asking if you’re coming home, to our shared space. the thought weirded you out.
you weren’t sure wether or not to text back, you
knew he was probably awake working since you weren’t there.
you were so sleepy, you could’ve easily crawled into crystals bed and passed out but you didn’t want to spend another night away from home. you sneak into the boys room and plant a gentle kiss on both foreheads and then climb onto the roof because the living room is too cramped for opening portals.
you step in and step out into your kitchen. you tug your clothes off as you walk to your bed and drop your bag on the floor next to you. you don’t even have the energy to grab pajamas for yourself so you reach for the closest thing which happens to be miguel’s shirt that you’d stuffed in with your jacket on accident before leaving.
you’re asleep before your head even hits the pillow.
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