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Reader with a slightly possessive/dark John Doe? (Basically similar to his S1 personality but I’d be interested to see what you do lol)
《YES YES OFC-》
Possessive John Doe! x Reader Headcanons!
SFW:
He loves you to death. Literally. He'd do anything for you. Uncomfortable some place in public? He's getting you two out of there. Need some guy off your back? Already done.
He probably won't kill someone for you.. but, he will threaten it against them. Sometimes with you around to see it.. but at other times, he'd prefer if you didn't see his threats. He goes into detail and wouldn't want you worrying about what he says.
You get lots of date nights, this man spoils you. He'll tease the hell out of you too. Compliments, gifts, more compliments, and did I mention the compliments? This man never shuts up and you won't get a moment of peace where he isn't trying to say how much he loves you, or how nice you look.
"Is your milkshake good? Hey, hey, don't come at me! Just making sure they got it right, heh.. God, you look stunning. Y- you always do, don't get me wrong. But, tonight? Wow.."
He's holding your hand almost everywhere you go. If not, then his arm is likely wrapped around you.
He tries not to get jealous of your friends, he just wants all of your attention. He was sure that if he was to show how jealous he was when your friends would hug or touch you in any way, you wouldn't want to be around him.
He claims out loud that he is not a jealous lover, understanding that he cannot truly own you, even if he wants to. But on the inside he knows he's easily jealous, and he almost hates it. He deeply wants you.. He sees you as his after all.
He doesn’t care what you wear, because he’ll threaten to break any man’s jaw if they so much as try to look at you. It's rude to stare at what isn't theirs, and John hates rude people..
"Look at you.. so pretty.. and all mine.."
NSFW:
Oh, he taunts you. No doubt about it.
He wants contact. All types. ESPECIALLY eye contact.
He'll bend you over just about anywhere when it's just you two. Kitchen, bedroom, bathroom..
Maybe even an alleyway when you two are out? That's when it's time for the quiet game..
"Look at me, little puppet.. I want you to see who is making you cum. S- See who makes you feel this good, and know that nobody else can make you cum like this. I'm the only one who can satisfy you like this."
He laughs a lot during sex. A LOT. Some frantic giggles, filled with excitement. Others sounding flat out psychotic. He can't help it though, it just happens! So best to just let him do it.
If you two are separated from the day for any reason and he's alone, he gets off to the thought you. He's proud of it too, sometimes admitting to you that he had before having your legs wrapped around his waist.
"Y- yeah, you like the sound of that? You like what you do to me? Why don't we make it a reality, hm? C'mon, it'll be fun. I saw how red you turned when I confessed my actions, surely you want to do something about it."
#This man makes me feral Istg-#john doe#friends ask#telltale batman#batman#telltale joker#joker#john doe x reader#tyyyyy bestie!
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CACKLING AT THE GENTLE WAY HE SAYS "You make me talk too much! TWT"
(also bruh saaame here-)
this was the moment that awoke something in me
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!! can i ask for some hart spirit x male reader headcanons pls 🥺
Absolutely you can!! (also hi birdflower it's been a while! ^^)
Hart Spirit x Male Reader headcanons!
• Hart is definitely that kind of partner who can act like he's full of himself once he has you. For example if you're sitting in the crowd to watch one of his live performances, he might send you a quick wink or even pull his phone out in public just to text you something sappy XD
• He's still however getting used to physical affection though...the first time you hugged him he nearly froze up and it takes a few more for him to warm up and return them since he's only received hugs at a younger age..
• That being said though, Hart's absolute favorite way of showing affection is to keep eye contact while kissing your hand...he loves seeing how much you bright up and giggle over it >3
"Oh my, your palm really likes me too huh? Figured because I'm just sooo good when I do that~"
• It takes him a bit to gather the courage to tell his fans he's dating a man....he hasn't worked up to tell his parents though since they expect him to settle down with the right girl to promote Cheer City, and he hopes his fans respect that..
"Yeah I'm dating a dude, so what? You may send all the hashtags "oh my god Hart Spirit is so gay!" but I love Y/N this much and I'm not gonna stop!"
• Of course his teleporting pom-poms of power are how he takes you to the date areas he has in mind...his favorite spots tend to be the protein smoothie bars and sometimes even the back of his bleachers so you can help him with his video challenges, or just record a nice podcast together :3
• With you around he's been reluctantly more nice to Roi and his pals, he knows his long-determination to destroy the boy isn't going to get you on good standing with him anytime soon.....Doesn't seem to stop Jenny or Guava from teasing about him and Y/N though XD
"Gah, yeah I do that with him! One more word and I'll get back to work on that doomsday dev- uh Y/N I meant to say I was just gonna build a device of love! That's exactly what I was gonna say~"
#hart spirit#the guava juice show#hart spirit x reader#headcanons#x reader#guava juice show#male reader#hcs#inbox is always open
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Hey bestie, would it be possible to ask for something with poly Bruce x reader x John? OWO
ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN <3
(ONLY A FEW AS I HAVEN'T WRITTEN FOR TELLTALE IN AWHILE)
Telltale Bruce X John X Reader Headcanons!
• They are obsessed with you. John is very open, touchy, and giddy. Bruce is bittersweet about it, but he shows his love in his own special way!
• Tag team protecting you. That's the main way I can put it. Bruce will literally fight anyone who upsets you, and John, dispute trying to catch it on camera, will try his best to help. Someone makes you cry, John's the one standing up for you first. Bruce will throw any punches if they decide to try causing real trouble.
• Cuddles. They are a MUST. They enjoy the feeling of you being sandwiched between them. They get to hold you, while still being able to be close to eachother... The warmth of three lovers <3
• You are their main priority. Yes, though keeping death from occurring is important for the amount of trouble John tends to cause on accident, keeping you safe and happy is far more important to them.
• Due to the favoring of being their partner, you get your own room in Wayne manor. You get to know all of their secrets, even the big ones. Even if you'd prefer not to know a few..
• John collects pins and buttons for you! Little trinkets he finds, just to happily slide them over to you while you three are getting milkshakes. He likes to see how your smile will quickly grow the moment you see just what he's found for you this time.
"I found this one while me and Bruce were out today! It's cute, right? Reminded me of you.. I thought you might like it!"
• Bruce is hesitant, being new to this kind of relationship.. but he does what he can for you. You get small gadgets here and there and he'll show you how to use a few things. Lessons with The Batman himself... and let's not forget random evenings where you're allowed to snuggle yourself in his cape.
"Just be careful with that one. Oh, uh-- Here, let me show you how to hold that, wouldn't want you getting hurt, hm?"
These two love you deeply, and they don't really plan on stopping anytime soon. <3
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Hey everyone! (read here for main blog rules!)
I have gained quite a collection of unusual/unpopular F/Os lately over the past few years, so I've decided it'd be a fun idea to open up this blog and have anyone send in x reader/headcanon asks if they happen to like them as well :)
Who I write for atm! (will be updated if a new F/O is gained!)
Telltale Batman (Telltale Bruce Wayne and John Doe/Telltale Joker, main husbands atm don't ask me :3)
MLP (Sunset Shimmer, Limestone/Marble Pie, Pipp Petals, Hitch Trailblazer and Autumn Blaze preferred!)
Sonic (Espio the Chameleon)
Mina and the Count (The Count)
Little Monsters 1989 (Maurice)
Goosebumps (Slappy, movie versions only)
The Guava Juice Show (Hart Spirit)
Teen Titans (Mad Mod)
Scooby Doo (Velma Dinkley, any version save for THAT version is okay!)
Tiny Toons (Fifi La Fume, aged up though and the reboot version of her is allowed too!)
Puss in Boots the Last Wish (Big Jack Horner)
Helluva Boss (Queen Bee)
Eddsworld (Edd only)
Inside Job (Reagan Ridley)
The Simpsons (Sideshow Bob and Jacques)
Flint the Time Detective (Merlock Holmes aka Narugami Kyoichiro)
Gorillaz (2-D)
Danny Phantom (Vlad Masters/Plasmius)
Treasure Island (Dr. Livesey, 1988 film version)
Loonatics Unleashed (Rev Runner)
Dad'X (Striker/Foudror, this cartoon/fandom is kinda obscure btw but I still decided to include him!)
TF2 (Medic and Sniper)
Braindead13 (Vivi the Vampire)
Now for rules!
-I can write both SFW and NSFW, however fetish/abuse/death/anything else weird is not allowed
-Any gender/pronoun is allowed for asks!
-Reply times to asks may depend on how busy I am, and GIFs of your asked character may be included with my answers :)
-I don't really tend to chat and just take asks, so keep that in mind about me!
-And finally my inbox is always open, and have fun simping and asking! >3
#telltale batman#xreader#headcanon#tf2#mlp#eddsworld#dadx#fandoms#ask me anything#ask me stuff#ask me things#send asks#the simpsons#helluva boss
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