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spiderrmax · 20 days

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raccoon & friends x sidekick reader

synopsis: headcanons about how i imagine the raccoon & friends would react to having a sidekick! author's note: freedom pals will eventually get their own post :) also, like all my other works this isn't proof read if you see any mistakes no you didn't.

The Raccoon

The way you become his sidekick is probably out of your hands. Since he sees himself as the leader and you as the new kid (which, to be fair, you are), he feels like he has to take you under his wing.

He acts as if it’s a chore, but it is mostly a front. He’s excited to train you, and he genuinely cares about your powers.

Following the events of the game, The Raccoon shows an obvious soft spot for the new kid, and this amplifies when he is “forced” to protect you

The Raccoon doesn’t go on a lot of solo missions that require fighting, he is mostly looking for intel. You are mostly left on guard duty while he steals whatever he was looking for.

He doesn’t like telling you things, but he always caves and tells you anyway. He feels like you listen to him more than the other members, and it’s very obvious he likes you the most. (Similar to how the New Kid gets new classes in the game.)

When, however, the two of you are in battle, he is extremely overprotective. It’s not like you can’t hold your own, he just hates watching you take a punch, which is inevitable.

You know how in the games characters can be enraged by certain attacks? The Raccoon will hyper focus on the enemy who leaves you bleeding. He doesn’t stop until the enemy is down, so when making battle plans you have to count for his rage.

After battle he will complain about you getting hurt, (“Jeez, if you’re going to stay my sidekick, you need to get better in battle.”) but he won’t let you leave his base without him bandaging you or at least giving you some sort of healing item

Gets jealous if you have to go on a mission without him. Always puts up a fight, that you shouldn’t be without him. Will threaten the superhero you are pairing with for the mission, making them promise to keep a good watch on you. Then will make sure your next mission is with him

Human Kite

Unlike The Raccoon, Human Kite doesn’t even propose the idea of having a sidekick. It’s you who proposes the idea, admitting you think you two make a pretty good team as he is a range fighter where you tend to fight close up.

He’s so flustered that he says yes and then flies off. (He’s so used to people mocking his power/superhero identity that you admitting to admiring him was surprising.)

When Cartman finds out that you asked specifically for Human Kite he tries to persuade you to join him instead; you decline, and Human Kite can’t help but smile at your dedication to being with him.

He takes the role of mentor so seriously. When on missions, you are always in Human Kite’s field of sight. He is always prepared to fly off if the fight is too large for the both of you, but you are too stubborn and will fight anyone who plans to attack.

Constantly is having to heal you on the field. He knows that you aren’t going to die from a few hits, but the guilt of your injuries is heavier now that you are under his protection.

Although, he does agree you two make a good team. You do most of the damage due to the close combat, which allows for Kyle to keep you standing with his healing powers.

He isn’t as dramatic about attacking the enemies that hit you as Cartman is, but will shoot his laser eyes at them at the next opportunity.

Human Kite is also great for morale. He constantly is motivating you on the battlefield, supporting you as you attack, with small words of encouragement.

Doesn’t mind if you have to go on missions without him, with your guys’ different skill set and all, but worries so much. Will meet you outside the base to check for any major injuries when you return, scolding you for being so reckless as he wasn’t there to take care of you.

The Flash

The Flash, similar to Human Kite, has never really desired a sidekick. He always works alone, due to others tending to slow him down. He only really asks for help when it’s dire.

Presuming you are a speedster class hero, he is down to have you on his team! His missions are gaining intel, similar to Cartman’s, and he appreciates sending you on smaller quests that he knows you can tackle due to your similar powers.

Not to say, he wouldn’t accept you if you had selected another class, but there are some downfalls for his main missions. The two of you are a killer duo on the field though, balancing each other's strength and weaknesses

The Flash always double checks areas before you go in because he knows he can go undetected

After you guys have been working together, anytime he goes on a solo mission he is very aware of how lonely it is. Will go and crack a joke, and only then remembers you aren't there. He gets solo missions done faster, but that doesn't mean he enjoys them

Will race you around for fun! Loves showing off his speed (especially if you aren't a speedster).

When you're injured and he's forced to carry you back, he speeds up; adrenaline rushing. He hates seeing you injured, and he most likely doesn't carry healing items due to them slowing him down.

The biggest perk of being his side kick is you are not bound by the limits of the Fastpass. He will take you anywhere (if he isn't busy). The Raccoon complained about this once, but The Flash did not care enough to stop the special treatment.

Super Craig

Considering he is a brutalist, he'd benefit most from a sidekick who isn't in that class.

However! He did not want a sidekick at first. Unlike Human Kite and The Flash, he saw it as a waste of time. He despised working with people, and would flip the Raccoon off when he tried partnering him up. (Of course, he works with the other heroes. It is also begrudgingly)

So, the first time you ask, he says no. He’s blunt, and doesn’t try to humor you. He has no reason to think you following him around would benefit him in the slightest.

It’s not until he’s in true battle with you – not a small squabble with criminals easily defeated – does he realize how beneficial it is to have you. Where he is often unprepared, you carry items that change the course of the battle, and you willingly share them with him too! You shoot from afar while he’s close-up, and it’s the first time he was thankful someone was there in battle with him.

He has to suck up his pride to reapproach you with the offer, but luckily for him, you don’t torment him with how his backtracking on what he previous said.

He is very silent when you are working together. If you come up with a plan he will follow it, and may even help modify it so it works more efficiently, but he is very quiet on missions. This helps them run smoother; however, after, he is willing to entertain any questions or small talk you have. It may be short responses, but he does enjoy how you fill the once empty night.

Super Craig carried healing items before, due to his close combat nature. However, with working with you, he carries even more. Or, he’ll give you some before you leave on missions so he isn’t weighed down by them. Either way, your health comes before his, and he would not hesitate to give you aid even if he also requires bandaging.

The Raccoon hates how he has a sidekick. Believes that Craig is the lamest superhero due to his lack of care in concealing his identity. Craig just flips him off anytime he complains, saying that it’s not his fault you didn’t want to work with him.

Mosquito

Mosquito, like the Raccoon, approaches you about it first!

The two of you have been in battle before – especially due to his kryptonite. Despite being charmed and fighting poorly, he can recognize your strength. You have nothing to lose when you are approached with this offer, so luckily for his pride, you say yes.

Despite how he is meant to be making most of the decisions, as comes with the Superhero title, he is always looking for your guidance.

He never makes a choice unless he has thought it out with you. A plan will not be enacted unless he has run it by you and you have done all of the changes you think are necessary.

He also gets extremely nervous when you become injured. He isn’t the strongest hero, and often feels like your sidekick, so seeing you bleeding or limping creates a lot of panic for him.

Mosquito is prone to emotional outbursts – if a mission becomes too stressful, he’s hurt, you’re hurt, it’s late, anything can set him off, really. He needs you to be level-headed, and he would work best with someone who isn’t quick to react emotionally. New Kid in game is often practical, and a similar personality would mesh well for Mosquito.

The Raccoon often sends Mosquito on simpler missions (due to knowing how Mosquito cracks under pressure) but will send you on more complex missions. Mosquito cries so much when you are gone, nervous about what you are doing, if you’re okay. When you return home – after being gone no longer than a day, at the most – he is blubbering in your shoulder that he missed you. He’s very dramatic.

Captain Diabetes

Following along with the game, you are paired up with Captain Diabetes after he is assigned a complex mission.

This isn’t to say he is disappointed! Captain Diabetes is so excited to have you on his team, and takes pride in guiding you along the way.

He is so protective – even if you are technically stronger than he is. He won’t let you into a room without him entering it first and scouting the area out.

Is also really prepared, in comparison to the heroes who had to shift their behavior to count for you. He has snacks and drinks due to his diabetes, and has no problem sharing his extras with you if a mission drags on longer.

Tends to take control on missions, but is willing to listen if the situation isn’t dire. He respects you as his side kick, but he is mostly used to doing things alone. Your input is respected, he just often forgets to ask for it.

Similar to Craig, he would work best, for balance, with a blaster or speedster (or anyone with range.) He takes a lot of the hits, so strong damage from afar helps shift the course of battles.

Panics the first time you are injured and ends up forgetting to hand you a potion until you reach up to grab it from him. He gets really flustered after that, not used to being so frazzled in a mission.

Captain Diabetes is one of the better superheroes to sidekick with! He is a good balance of strong and capable but also respectful.

When your mission is done, and you aren’t technically assigned to him anymore, he approaches you and asks if you two can still work together anyways. He stutters a bit, and blushes when you nod your head ecstatically.

Bonus! Call Girl

Call Girl isn’t seen as a superhero by most, so you have even less respect as her “sidekick”

Realistically, Call Girl doesn’t let you or others call you by that. She finds it a bit demeaning, and doesn’t keep you as her equal. You two are partners in her eyes.

The two of you don’t often do missions together either. Call Girl prefers to stay behind the scenes to pull the strings. It’s you who is often fighting when it is necessary.

However, you aren’t alone on the streets. Call Girl has you carry a phone she can track at all times, and she occasionally (when not extremely busy) will check the traffic cameras near your location.

Since she can’t always be there with you, she constantly is reminding you to take food, medicine, and water since she can’t carry extras.

Will scold you if you return to her injured, but will never not be the one to bandage your wounds. She is delicate as she covers them, and although her words might come off as mean, her eyes tell a whole different story.

When she begins gaining credibility, and is in fights with you more often, she is always there to protect you. Similar to Cartman, she gets angry with those who attack you, but it doesn’t cloud her judgement (she just hits harder, or leaks more embarrassing information.)

She has the best strategies! Always makes them with your strengths and weaknesses in mind. Occasionally, she forgets to ask for your input, mostly due to being excited or deeply invested in what she is planning. She won’t be upset if you interject with what you think, especially if it is something she may not have thought of.

If she sees you in danger on the cameras, or she is with you and a small battle becomes much larger, she will always jump in. Although she always tries to have a plan, she cannot account for anything and will be there whenever you call her.

#south park x reader #the fractured but whole x reader #eric cartman x reader #the raccoon x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #human kite x reader #jimmy valmer x reader #craig tucker x reader #super craig x reader #clyde donovan x reader #mosquito x reader #scott malkinson x reader #captain diabetes x reader #wendy testaburger x reader #call girl x reader #that is so many tags

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jewbeloved · 2 years

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*Y/n laughing uncontrollably*

Kenny: What's so funny???

Y/n: You're wearing your underwear over your pants! 🤣🤣🤣😂

*Kenny glares at you*

Kenny: It's not funny...

*Y/n still laughing*

Y/n: You're way too funny Kenny.

Kenny: How? how did you know its me???

Y/n: It was a bit hard to figure out, but I think I managed to get my answer right when I said your name.

Kenny: 😶😮

(Art by me) template used: https://images.app.goo.gl/MaFFCXd4vAVFUXj99

Time taken: 2 and a half

Apps used: Ibis Paint x

Mysterion is here!!!

Time to do stick of truth now, but I will be skipping Grand Wizard Cartman since I already drew him in one of my phone destroyer posts.

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artidiya · 10 months

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corporatefrog · 1 year

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╭₊˚ ๑︰Being a Youtuber who reports on South Park Superheroes

A/N: made a post about this the other day and can’t stop thinking about it. I just love the idea of making video essays about the superheroes while the city is destroyed everyday like it’s Gotham

EDIT: this post is being turned into a SMAU that you can read here

- Being a university student in South Park, you’re simultaneously fighting Midterms and constant ridiculous levels of crime

- You grew up a few hours away from South Park so when you were offered a full ride to their university, of course you said yes

- After threating to sue (and crying in the dean’s office for 3 hours), the university offered to help pay for housing in a more expensive building away from the center of the city

- making youtube videos about the heroes and villains was a way to deal with the flabbergasting fact that a random dude in a tinfoil helmet is fighting a dude dressed like a raccoon on the daily

- the account gains traction with other people in the town

- now you’re a niche internet microcelebrity all because you lost your house. yay...

- you were even able to interview Call Girl for a video!

- after that, the coon started badgering you to make a video with him as well

- to which you said “no fuck off”

- spoiler alert: he didn’t take that well

- next day you had a brick thrown through your window

- it was easy to figure out who it was

- being neighbors with kenny, kyle, and stan gives you a place to go instead of waiting for the landlord to call someone to fix your window

- you hadn’t known them too well before but when you said the coon had thrown a brick through your window, they both became insanely interested

- turns out the don’t really like him either

- “bro what do you mean your favorite is the human kite? a strong breeze would send him halfway across the city- he’s a flying squirrel made of plastic and delusion.”

- definitely being a professor chaos stan.

I kind of want to make this into a whole smau but idk if there would be pairings or anything, just silly interactions with an overarching storyline

#i love making fun of human kite #its just such a hilarious concept to me idk #i also love the gothamification of south park #like yes crime infestation but its just a daily inconvenience to everyone who lives ther #south park #corporatefrog #south park x reader #but not really ig #the fractured but whole #tfbw #sp tfbw

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kira-broflovski · 1 year

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SOUTH PARK MASTERLIST

REQUESTS: OPEN but may take a while to get to

[RULES]

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

Sleepover: Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4 • Part 5

HCs: seeing you come back after you moved away

I Can Trust You

HCs: crushing on the new girl

Elven King

Let Your Hair Down

HCs: his s.o always needing physical affection

HCs: being with a plus-sized girl

HCs: their s.o groans excessively when they stretch

HCs: seeing their s.o's natural hair

HCs: what they look for in an s.o

HCs: going to the rodeo with their s.o

Seven Minutes

HCs: having an s.o that zones out a lot

HCs: cuddling with them

HCs: being with a scemo gf

Show Off

HCs: seeing his favourite cousin

Secret + Not So Secret

Prom Dress

STAN MARSH

HCs: seeing you come back after you moved away

HCs: crushing on the new girl

HCs: seeing their s.o's natural hair

HCs: what they look for in an s.o

HCs: going to the rodeo with their s.o

HCs: cuddling with them

HCs: his s.o having depression

KENNY MCCORMICK

HCs: seeing you come back after you moved away

HCs: crushing on the new girl

HCs: having a gf that loves kissing him

Mysterious Injuries

Realistic

HCs: what dating him is like

After Last Night

HCs: his s.o always needing physical affection

Dressed Up

HCs: their s.o groans excessively when they stretch

HCs: seeing their s.o's natural hair

HCs: what they look for in an s.o

HCs: going to the rodeo with their s.o

Friends Like That

More Than a Joke

HCs: cuddling with them

Exposed

Fly Away

HCs: being with a scemo gf

Bracelet

ERIC CARTMAN

HCs: seeing you come back after you moved away

HCs: crushing on the new girl

Green-Eyed Monster

HCs: seeing their s.o's natural hair

HCs: going to the rodeo with their s.o

HCs: cuddling with them

BUTTERS STOTCH

HCs: what it's like to date them

WENDY TESTABURGER

coming soon!!

TOLKIEN BLACK

coming soon!!

CLYDE DONOVAN

coming soon!!

TWEEK TWEAK

HCs: what dating him is like

CRAIG TUCKER

HCs: what they look for in an s.o

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dolcid · 1 year

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Just me rambling but has anyone else noticed that Cartman has a soft spot for the new kid?? Like throughout the entirety of tfbw he always ends up caving in to the new kids wishes despite the fact the new kid DOESN'T TALK. Bro is so in love with the new kid omfg. Like the new kid is just 😐 and Cartman is like 🙄😫😍 bruh.

#south park #south park the fractured but whole #cartman x new kid #cartman x reader #eric cartman #sp #south park new kid

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that-kid-fromtheplayground · 1 year

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Yo could I get headcanons or a little scenario of female reader playing Superheroes with the boys? Maybe she is "dying" and all her team is panicking because they don't want to lose her lmao 💀

Anyways, have a good day ma' friend 😌

🄲🄾🄾🄽 & 🄵🅁🄸🄴🄽🄳🅂 🅁🄴🄰🄲🅃 🅃🄾 "🄳🅈🄸🄽🄶" 🅁🄴🄰🄳🄴🅁 🄳🅄🅁🄸🄽🄶 🄵🄱🅆

𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚔𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕

♥🌑💧 -> How did this happen??? You were okay just two seconds ago!!

♥🌑💧 -> You were at 30% of life and Kite used his special movement to improve Stan's life because he only had 12%, then he grew onto a 47% of life.

♥🌑💧 -> And, then, one of the sixth graders with whom y'all were fighting hurted your body with a special attack, lowering your health to it's bare minimum.

♥🌑💧 -> Everything started feeling fuzzy as your legs went weak and your body hit the cold cement of the road.

♥🌑💧 -> The boy who hurt you soon fell to his knees after being hit by the Coon's special attack.

♥🌑💧 -> You couldn't even breath well and your mouth started tasting like iron.

♥🌑💧 -> Suddenly, you felt how someone carefully took your body and started craddling you in their arms.

♥🌑💧 -> Your ears were ringing thanks to the pain you were feeling but you still could hear some words and screams.

♥🌑💧 -> You tried to focus your eyes on the siloute that was holding you and with a lot of effort you finally recognised Toolshed.

♥🌑💧 -> You tried to open your mouth to say something while the rest of the team hurried to your side but you only could manage to cough up blood, making your black-haired colleage sob and hug you even tighter, trying to keep you close to his body.

♥🌑💧 -> Coon was the first to come by your side since he was running in 4 legs to get there faster, and he looked highly worried...

♥🌑💧 -> The Coon tried to touch you but Toolshed shaked his head no while holding you even closer to his body with tears in his eyes.

♥🌑💧 -> It seems like he doesn't want him to hold you at all.

♥🌑💧 -> Your eyelids started feeling heavy and so on you obligue your eyes to look at the rest of the group.

♥🌑💧 -> With a bit of effort you can see how Mosquito is crying while desperately clinging onto Tupperware.

♥🌑💧 -> You smile sadly and use a bit of your last strenght to hold your hand out for him to take, and so he does, and when your hand is finally between his he burst into many more tears.

♥🌑💧 -> Your eyes start ringing even more and now you can only hear the screams of your fellow superheroes Human Kite and Coon, who seem to be fighting with each other.

♥🌑💧 -> You feel how Mosquito shakily lifts your hand and puts it in his cheek while practically trembling.

♥🌑💧 -> You also feel shifting behind you, and how slowly Toolshed leaves your upper body in hands of another superhero, you assume that he has gone to stop Kite and Coon from killing each other.

♥🌑💧 -> Your eyes are no longer eager on colaborate on the task of focusing and you wouldn't have distinguished wich superhero was holding you now if it wasn't because of how comforting his embrace was.

♥🌑💧 -> Mysterion's hand slowly makes his way to the back of your head and lifts it slightly to make you rest your ear on his chest...

♥🌑💧 -> his heart beat is comforting.

♥🌑💧 -> Your breathing starts to slow down and your senses don't want to colaborate anymore.

♥🌑💧 -> Everything started fading to black as you couldn't bring your body to obey your own orders and your last bit of strenght goes into a weak smile dedicated to Mysterion and Super Craig (who you know is resting his hand on Mysterion's shoulder) and a little squeeze to Mosquito's hand.

♥🌑💧 -> And then the lights go out, your body goes completely numb and your hand slips off Mosquito's while your smile slowly but steadily turns into a neutral and creepily relaxed facial expresion.

♥🌑💧 -> All the boy seems to go silent when Mysterion takes off his cape to put it on your, now dead, body.

♥🌑💧 -> Coon and Kite star shouting even louder as the tears fall from their eyes and they start threatening to kill each other at any minute.

♥🌑💧 -> Mosquito starts shaking even harder while searching for physical support on Tupperware, who tries his best to steady his trembling body.

♥🌑💧 -> Mysterion, for his part, is still trying to mantain his emotionless superhero fachade, but is kinda failing as his lip can be seen trembling while he gets up from the cold floor holding your body in his arms.

♥🌑💧 -> Super Craig is also trying to keep his emotions to himself, also failing slightly because his eyes are a little watery, he is shakily taking off the variety of bracelets and rings you had on as he wants to distribute them between the superhero team to keep you with them at any moment.

♥🌑💧 -> Toolshed is high key panicking, pacing back and fort because If Kite had healed you instead of him, now you would be alive, he calms down a little when Super Craig hands him your yellow bumblebee themed bracelet, and he puts it on his wrist without hestitation.

♥🌑💧 -> Coon received your hand-made bracelet, one of those which is made with that colorful plastic bands, and he looks at it nostalgically before keeping it in his pocket and disappearing in the death of night.

♥🌑💧 -> Super Craig gives Human Kite your collar, it was a black necklace with a silver acorn charm hanging from it's center.

♥🌑💧 -> Mosquito doesn't receive anything since you had gifted him a bff collar (those half heart shaped-like ones) that morning.

♥🌑💧 -> Tupperware settles for your pink glowing in the dark bracelet, which happens to last forever, since you got it at Heidi's birthday party.

♥🌑💧 -> Mysterion opts for the metal daisy (flower) themed ring that used to rest on your index finger.

♥🌑💧 -> Super Craig, for his part, is keeping with him forever your little string brazalet.

♥🌑💧 -> Let's hope you can rest in peace because if your spirit is condemned to roam the alive's world Mysterion is going to have to bear the tought of seeing you everyday of his remaining life by his side.

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4raykage · 11 hours

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astral-cowboy · 6 months

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Masterlist

Ao3

Starkid (these are all getting updated. I just have alot of deadlines coming up so they're on mini-hiatuses)

(Incomplete) The arrival of agent mega and agent mega

Curt/Owen ,Steph/Pete, Ted/Charlotte

after a very touching and long romantic vacation, Agent Curt Mega and the newly renamed Agent Owen Mega move to Hatchetfield, right next door to our favourite nerdy prude and his horny older brother.

2023 - Teens and Up - Spies Are Forever/Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Hurt/Comfort

(Oneshot) Structurally sound

Nerdy Prudes Polycule (implied), Steph/Pete (implied)

do you ever think about how Peter was standing on the very same floorboards just minutes before Max Jagerman had his tragic accident because i do :)

2023 - Mature - Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Hurt/No Comfort

(Oneshot) Leave Room For Jesus

Richie/Max

Max and Richie are making out when disaster strikes... Pete's entered the house!

2023 - teens and up - Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Crack Treated Seriously

(Oneshot) Fire Alarm

Steph/Peter

In which Peter Spankoffski and Stephanie Lauter get interrupted by their dorms fire alarm.

2023 - Mature - Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Mild Smut & Humor

(Oneshot) The Old Waylon Place

Max Jägerman/Peter Spankoffski

Toxic doomed Yaoi featuring Peter Spankoffski and Max Jägerman.

2023 - Mature - Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Hurt No Comfort

(Complete) Just Close Your Eyes (the sun is going down)

Peter Spankoffski & Ted Spankoffski

the goat bros' Hunger Games au that no one asked for or wanted

2024 - Teens and Up - Nerdy Prudes Must Die & The Hunger Games - Bittersweet Ending

Community

(Anthology) Abeds adventures in monetization

Troy/Abed

A series of oneshots with abed being brad, the "evil" head of monetization at mythic quest.

2022 - General - Community/Mythic Quest - Fluff/Crack Treated Seriously

Resident Evil

(Incomplete) Elegy (a lament for the dead)

Leon/Chris, Leon/Luis (past), Leon/Ada (past), Leon/Krauser (past)

Leon Kennedy reminisces on past trauma, gets dragged to a very noisy club, and gets his spine rearranged (in a sexy way).

2023 - Explicit - Resident Evil - Angst/Smut

South Park

(Oneshot) Primadona (or is it a reasonable reaction)

N/A

The Freedom Pals are assholes and Scott Malkinson worries

2023 - Mature - South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Hurt/Comfort

Friday night Funkin'

(Oneshot) D.I.L.F

Daddy Dearest/Reader

You're gf's friend and her dad's pretty protective however you aren't interested in his daughter in any way.

2021 - Mature - Friday Night Funkin' - Reader Insert

Formula one

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #tin can bros #spies are forever #community #mythic quest #resident evil #south park #south park the fractured but whole #friday night funkin #formula one #formula one x reader

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